Toni and Ryan - Streaming From A Wedding

Episode Date: August 13, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. Hello. We're about to call Nick and this is probably one of the saddest stories we're going to hear. And I don't know if it's like a full, if we should go full true crime. Oh my God. But I'd say a crime has been committed.

Oh, okay. Well, let's get Nick on the phone. Share his story. Hello, Nick speaking. Nick, it's get Nick on the phone. Share his story. Hello, Nick speaking. Nick, it's Tony and Ryan. How are you doing? Oh, my fucking God. Now, Nick, I've just let everyone know that a horrible thing has taken place.

Tony doesn't know what it is yet. And I'm feeling a bit scared for you, Nick. What happened? Well, it wasn't just involving Nick. Uh-oh. Nick, first of all. Two deaths. Where do you work?

I work at Coles. So can you tell me, have you ever seen a Melbourne podcaster in the flesh in your Coles before? I have. I've seen a celebrity, yes. Who was it? Was it Ryan? It was Tony Lodge.

Oh, so you saw Tony Lodge in a lodging a cause okay and then what happened you thought oh i'm a fan of the tony and ryan podcast i'll do something for tony and hopefully she'll love and appreciate it what happened nick uh well i i made a very very hilarious joke uh that went uh unanswered actually i don't know if she even heard, to be honest. Were you like serving me or were you because I don't normally go through the checkout. It was in the taco, the trolley self-checkout, the long ones. Yeah. This lady in front of you dropped a bunch of strawberries

and it went everywhere, like all over the floor. This was at Richmond Day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and then what did you say? I said very loudly, oh, that's not very good. And were you saying you were trying to impress the pun queen herself look uh yeah look it was uh i was under a lot of pressure oh yeah there's berries on the ground i work at cold i know what a high octane environment that is um what i would like to say though is that i've laughed so hard

just now that i obviously didn't hear you because I would have pissed if someone made that joke and I was in it. But you had to clean that up as well. The amount of times I've had to do that anyway. It happens at Coles a lot, yeah. People used to just shit themselves in the bakery section and stuff. Oh, yeah. We had this old guy come through Checkhouse once and he shat himself.

But he tried to play it cool so he just walked up but as he did he did the old leg flick and just flicked it out of the bottom of his pants. Was it a solid poop? Yes, it was. It was like bits.

Like little bits. Like a horse. As it walks along and shits Like a camel on the beach Oh So Nick, do you approve today's podcast? Yes, I do Hey, it's Nick from Melbourne

And I approve this podcast All right, coming up today, another clue about where our third birthday party is going to be. One more clue. We're going to be clues every day. Our party is this Saturday the 17th after lunch. Yes, after lunch. Yeah, so, I mean, one person could say have lunch before you come and then you could have dinner with your friends after.

It's going to be a good time though. I'm really excited. What do you think you'll wear? I was just about to ask that. But you can't answer. Why not? Why can't I answer? You know what I mean?

No. Oh, okay. Why can't I answer? You can answer. Because you can't. What did you call me? Wear blue clothes in Queensland because of the state of origin rivalry. The other team.

What are they called? New South Wales. Maroons. I always think of their burgundy. Yeah, the burgundies. Yeah. Or is this a cultural question? Maroon and Maroon, are they the same thing?

They are. It's just a different word? I say maroon. I say maroon too. So whenever I hear maroon, but what is that? Taylor Swift says maroon. It's an accent thing. That's what I mean, like culturally.

Like tomato, tomato. Yeah, or like aluminum and aluminium. Or Adidas and Adidas. Yeah, because we're talking about a lot of American pronunciations at the moment and Australian. So maybe it's just the difference between America. Which is the national language of Antarctica. And Australia.

A lot of America chat. Next clue coming. Ben Stiller's from America. I'm flying too close to the sun. Oh, is it the Mars rover? That's where the part is. Mars bar? A Milky Way? Actually, no.

It is called Where in the World. Oh, not Where in the Universe. You're thinking of next year's. You're thinking of The Martian with Matt Damon in it. You're thinking of Interstellar, which I believe also has Matt Damon in it. And it's like the samear, which I believe also has Matt Damon in it. And it's like the same character as well.

Like he's just a freak that lives by himself. Sort of. But, well, it is. And it came out the same year. Yeah. After my sister-in-law watched The Martian, she goes, wow, is that based on a true story? Literally runs in the family we're all fucking stupid.

We're not related by blood, but there must be some in there because that's a real tony question yeah that's uh good areas great areas um guys it's time for a quiz it's called the streaming quiz about we're watching netflix and disney plus and peacock and stan and binge and all sorts of shit. All of them. And I've got some stats. So, Tony Lodge, do you think you know the people? Yes. Question one. We'll find out if Tony Lodge knows the people.

Okay. On average, how many days per year do people spend streaming content? Fuck. And I'm not saying like every day. I mean like in total. Yep. I.e. if you spent 24 hours watching stuff this week, that would be one whole day.

So how many whole days per year? It's a multiple choice. Okay. 21, 25, 29, 32. Question. Does it include like streaming things like watching Reels or watching YouTube and stuff or is it like streaming TV? I think it's like shows and sport and stuff, yeah.

Can you please read the options again? 21, 25, 29, 32. I'm going 29. 29? Correct. 29 full 24-hour days per year we watch that. That's a fucking month, guys. And that's the average person.

Yep. Fuck. Do you reckon you'll be higher than that? No, because we don't watch that much stuff. Between the two of us. But when you do watch stuff, you like settle in. Nothing's mad. We just don't have time.

Yeah. Maybe it's my streaming service. But is it normally on but you're just like kind of coming and going or whatever? No. Because she like gets distracted by that because apparently, you know how like every fucking piece of advice about children is just, one of the things we read was like before 18 months screens is like not good for them.

Sure. So when she's awake, the TV's off, which is. Oh, I see. Go, yeah. From 7 till 7 every day. Yeah, right. Yeah, we watch a lot of TV because it's, like, we always have it on. Yeah.

Like, either sport or the news or fucking whatever. Yeah, 29. Fuck, that's a lot. What percentage of Australians have streamed a show on the toilet? Is it 5%, 10%, 15% or 20%? So first, have you? Not on the toilet. No.

I do, if I'm washing my hair and I'll be in the, like I'm having an everything shower, like shave my legs, do a face mask, do my hair, brush my teeth, all of that. I'll normally pop on like an episode of, Kath and Kim is normally what I put on in the shower. It's a shower show. Because it's just like happy noise. I know it so well.

Is it physically in the shower? No, it's normally just like on the sink. Can you hear it still? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And it's like, but I know it so well that I don't really need to know like what's going on but it's just like a bit of comfort noise

and whatever. Yeah, it's not like you can watch a true crime for the first time. No, like I'm not like it's not like I'm addicted to this show, I'll put it on while I'm in the shower. It's just noise. Noise, yeah. It's like my version of putting music on. Yeah.

But I'd never watch telly while I like was doing away or having a poo or anything. I'd say it has to be 5%. I don't think many people are doing that, are they? 20%. What? One in five Australians have streamed a TV show whilst on the toilet.

Have you done that? God, you'd watch heaps of TV. Every time you went to the toilet, you put a TV show on. Dominate. Nah, not streaming, no. I have, like, obviously. Like, scroll on Reels or, like, you put a TV show on. Nah, not streaming, no. I have like obviously. Like scroll on reels or like you're on Instagram or something. It's pretty gross anyway, but I'd definitely do it.

But not put like the telly on, nah. That's really high. What percentage of Australians have streamed at a wedding? 2%, 4%, 10%, or 20%? 2%. Oh, my God. Surely it's no way. 4%.

And I'm part of the 4%. Because the Matildas final was on. The Matildas were playing during Rachel and Darcy's wedding, my cousin Rach. And was that the one that got to a penalty shootout? Yeah, against France. Yeah. And everyone was just like, oh.

It was a cultural moment. I was like, Rach, get married any other time, sweetheart. Give us 20 minutes. That was a really big moment, actually. And it was great. And it was like everybody, it was all everyone was talking about. Was it on Channel 10? I'm not sure.

I can't even remember. Stan, Paramount or something? It was free stream, though. Like it was free to air. But someone had to log in. So we're like, quick, you get your phone up to the projector. But we ended up on the wall. Sick.

But also like if that was your wedding, you'd be like, oh, that's quite exciting. Yeah, they didn't care. Because the ceremony was like before the football. The food was later and it was like that in-between bit. Everyone was having some drinks and it was actually quite fun. Yeah. Like it's nice.

Everyone's chatting and people that don't know it, like the ultimate icebreaker. Have you been watching? Have you, you know? I've never hugged more strangers at a wedding. Thrilling stuff. In fact, the only time I've hugged more strangers ever was when Hawthorne won the grand final and I was at the pub in Perth,

because I didn't know anyone in Perth, but Hawks just won the flag, so I was just on a rampage. Yeah. The Beauford? Beaumont? Beaumont? Beaumont? No. I didn't know anyone in Perth, but Hawks just won the flag, so I was just on a rampage. Yeah. The Beauford? Beaumont? Beaumont? Beaumont? Beaumont?

Beaumont? No. I don't. Tony, there's not a foot, the Hawks pub in Perth. Shout out. Oh, I don't know. Which was the most popular film franchise that Australians watched? Was it Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings,

or the Marvel Universe, which I will say is a controversial thing to call a film franchise because there's so many of them. Film franchise? Yeah. What was the first option? Game of Thrones. Is that not a... Well, you know what I'm saying, like a group of shit.

So obviously not that one because it's obviously an option that you came up with. No, they're the top four. All like franchises of fucking entertainment. Well, but it's just a TV show, Game of Thrones. You can watch it streaming. No, but you said movies. Yeah, well, popular franchise. Don't lash out.

Franchise. It's not a franchise. It's just a season of TV. It's a show. Most popular thing that is streamable. What was it? Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Marvel Universe. I'm going to say Marvel because it's the most movies,

even though for me it's definitely Harry Potter. Marvel Universe, 28%. Game of Thrones, 26%. Was a part of the study. Go fuck yourself. Lord of the Rings, 21%. But in first place, Harry Potter, 30%. Fuck.

I reckon lots of people's comfort. They've seen it that many times. It's just like, oh. And also if you've got like, you know when sometimes you're like, oh, we don't have any TV shows on the go at the moment and you go, that's the next like couple of nights sorted because it's just like a bunch you can put on. This is my favourite tweet I've seen this week.

Oh. And that's a lot because the Olympics have been bringing out some gold when it was on and stuff. Someone tweeted, and it just reminded me, it's hard to believe that Harry Potter was set in the 90s and yet in the eight movies not a single character once said, geez, those Chicago Bulls are having a good run. Because what else did you talk about in the 90s?

I didn't know that. But that's funny. I just, sorry. Shout out I didn't know that, but that's funny. I just, sorry. Shout out to everyone who enjoyed that, who is on Tony. No, I'm really proud. I know everybody else is laughing, but I just don't get it. Sorry. Have you seen The Last Dance?

No. Have you seen like Michael Jordan's existence? Yeah, but I didn't know it was that big in the 90s. Like I just didn't know. When did you think it was big? I just never thought about it. It's not like part of my orbit. When someone says the 90s, what do you think about it?

That's not Michael Jordan. Probably being born. Scottie Pippen? Is probably when someone talks about the 90s. Luke Lomley. Oh, 93. Dennis Rodman? Carmen Electra.

I know who Carmen Electra is. The Detroit Pistons, the bad boys of the conference. No. Sorry. No. It's just not in my orbit. Patrick Ewing and the bad boys of the conference. No. It's just not in my orbit. Patrick Ewing and the bad boys of New York. Oh, good.

That's what I'm thinking of. Post Malone. No, Karl Malone. Oh, embarrassing. Final question. Now, this is harrowing. I'm doing pretty well. Harrowing.

You are doing very well. Harrowing. How many minutes on average did people spend not watching a show but looking for a show? Oh, God. I hate that there's actually data on that. I know. Now, this is how much time people spend looking for a show every week. Yeah. Every week. Is it less than 30 minutes? No. Is it between 30 minutes an hour, between an hour and an hour and a half, or an hour and a half or more?

An hour and a half or more. I'm backing that in immediately. I reckon it's an hour and a half or more at our house every week. The answer is between one hour and an hour and a half per week. It's actually 73 minutes per week we spend on average searching for a show. Fuck. That is insane. And that's why then you just pop on fucking Game of Thrones

because you go, we've seen that before. It'll be fine. Do you want to hear something fucked up? Because you know how it's like time is precious. You can't buy back time. When you're old, you regret not doing all the fucking blah, blah, blah. Every year on average, 63 hours is spent searching for a show to watch. Imagine that live stream we did last year for 51 hours

and we spent the whole time just looking for something to watch. That's human torture. Literally, that's horrifying. Maybe that's a good idea for our next live stream. We're going to do a 50-hour live stream of choosing something to watch. No, we're not. We aren't. And then we'll choose it and then go, oh, okay.

And then that's it. Oh, well, we're going to put something on now. Bye. All right. We're both going to choose something in real time now. Something to watch? Yep. Oh.

Three, two, one. Harry Potter. S Club 7. S Club 7? Yeah. Their TV show. They had a TV show. Yeah, I know, but that's not what the TV show was called.

Was it called The Best of S Club 7? No, it was called S Club 7 in Miami. Hey, it's Nick from Melbourne, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tarpels over at our Patreon. Having lots of fun over there at the moment. Great time. Really good stuff. Great time. Cathy O, good on you, Cathy.

over there at the moment. Great time. Really good stuff. Great time. Cathy O, good on you, Cathy. Wendy Hayes, Keish, Eloise Russell, Sharni, Alexandra Voss-Smith, and Keely. Thank you very much for being part of our Patreon.

Absolutely love to see it. We can't make this show without you. No. So the fact that you're over there and you're loving it sick. Loving it sick. Loving it sick. We love you sick. We're in the world, not planet, where in the world are Tony and Ryan? This Saturday, only a few days to go.

What are you going to wear? Somewhere in the world we're throwing a party. We're paying for not food apparently and drinks. It's not that we don't want to pay for food. It's more the logistics of that. I thought you loved the taffas. Are our clues too good? Like if three people turn up, I'll pay for food.

You know what I mean? If three people come, you know what we should do? Like go get a Subway. Like just go get a fucking footlong. Wouldn't that be good? Do they have that in Alice Springs? Imagine that. Yeah, they do.

I actually have eaten Subway Alice drinks of all places with Franco. Yeah. Yeah. All right. He's not dead. Okay. I didn't leave him behind. Wouldn't that be a good food to eat with new friends?

Because there's so many icebreakers about getting a Subway. You think about it, right? Do you want avocado on that? I do. I'm eating two of those friends. Yeah, but you kind of go, oh, I don't really like avocado because when I was a kid, XYZ happened and I've been put off forever. I think that, I've just

come to this realisation, I think that Subway is the perfect meal to have with new friends. Do you work for Subway? No. Do you work for Big Sub? Is there something you're not telling us? No kickback, but it's just like, there's just so much to talk about. Yeah, there's no kickback. But if you want a discount, just use the code Tony and all good.

No, no, no. But then also at the end you go, oh, three cookies is cheaper than two. Do you want one? You know, like what a great chat. Best friend test. We're going to count down from three and say our go-to Subway cookie. Yep. And I've got to get the wording right. You don't need to because I know exactly what you're going to count down from three and say our go-to Subway cookie. Yep. Hannah, I've got to get the wording right.

You don't need to because I know exactly what you're going to say. Three, two, one. White chocolate. Double choc. That's how we are, mate. I actually love the white chocolate with macadamia, though. Macadamia, that's the one I'll try. I knew it was a nut.

Yeah. I didn't want to say white nut. The third clue for where in the world is Tony and Ryan's third birthday this Saturday, the 17th of August. Subway. Subway. The third clue is Collingwood Football Club's old home. Collingwood Football Club's old home.

See you Saturday, you fucking legend. See you Saturday. So we've heard clues already. Ben Stiller. Yep. And then if you would like to re-listen to the video clue that we had yesterday, you can go back to yesterday's episode. Do we want to play it again right now?

We can play it again. Yep. Give a little recap. Here it is. Hi, this is the Big Twig. My real name is Ben and I live in the city of churches. Apparently, I am a clue for the whereabouts of Tony Ryan's third birthday party. Great. Beautiful. Thank you, Big Twig.

Yep. And again, no one message him. He doesn't know anything. Leave him alone. Collingwood Football Club's old home. Beautiful stuff. You know I used to be an Uber driver, right? I've heard that you did dabble in Uber driving.

In Canberra. I was an Uber driver. You would hate it because the admin to become an Uber driver. They take photos of your car and stuff, eh? Yeah, but like the extra rego and insurances and then you have to go to the DMV to get a new form to fill out and the thing and it's like a whole fucking thing. The DMV?

What do we call it here? Licensing? Yeah. That is the allen dmv dmv oh dmv it's dynamite so the first morning it's a saturday morning and i go oh yeah just just to like clarify though it was like to get stories and like chat to people and stuff like because you're on the radio. You weren't driving Uber because you're like, like you're not doing, but you weren't doing like 24 hours back to back. You're like, oh, I'll go out and like be part of the community and stuff. No, I was there for the cash.

I think the cash was a bonus, but it was, you know, to get around, see this new city, get around the city and stuff, right? No, no, no, no. Not see the city. Can't, mate. I'll do that on my own time. I did have this grand plan of like hooking up a few GoPros. And you know how there was like that show like Cash Cab?

Cash Cab Confession was that thing, yeah. No, Cash Cab was like a trivia show. So you get into the cab and they go, oh, for a free fare, can you name these three things? And Charlie Pickering hosted it on Foxtel. There was also a guy who was one of the first like big creators like on Instagram and stuff who would like, I think he was doing it in Melbourne.

I can't remember his name. Yeah, but I love that guy. You know the guy that I'm talking about and people would get in and be like, hey, how's your night? He'd be like, good, like how's your night? And they would like be silly and have fun and whatever. Yeah. And so I kind of had these grand plans of like doing something

in the Uber. Right. And I was like, well, first I better figure out how this all works and get cracking. And my first ever shift, I get called to the army base and I rock up and there's two girls in like dresses holding their shoes in their hands. Oh, absolutely beautiful.

And they've just spent the night in the army base. Hot. And they were like kind of high-fiving and comparing notes. And like whilst in the back of the car, like having a girl's debrief and I'm just sitting there going, oh, my God. Yeah. What a great night these guys are having. Yeah.

And you're hearing the debrief. That's where the real shit comes out. Actually, though. Actually, though. And so they wanted to be dropped off at University of Canberra where they were boarding. Yeah, right. So then I drove from the military base to take these girls back

to their dorm at University of Canberra. And then they jump out and I have a good day and they're like, yep, back to bed. Yeah, they're like, we're going to go get some maccas. Yeah. And then I hadn't even left. New trip. Great.

And it's these two blokes. Yeah. And I pick them up and they go, where are you going? Back to the military base. We just spent the night with a couple of lasses at University of Canberra. And they're doing the debrief. And they go back to the military. And I literally spent my whole Saturday morning driving one night stands

back and forth from the military base to University of Canberra. That's a public service. It is. They should just open up a shuttle bus. They should just have one that just goes backwards and forwards. I literally like, so randomly three months later, we were at University of Canberra. How do we get to the army base from here? I was like, trust me guys, I know the way.

I know the way. I know the way. Were you trying to get home? Yeah. I was like, oh, trust me, guys. I know the way. I know the way. I know the way. Were you trying to get home? Yes. So I've known the – because I was nervous. Like, people are going to get in my car. What do I talk to them about? Yeah, does the app work?

Like, am I going – you know, how does this go, blah, blah, blah. And also, like, strangers hopping into your car. I think it's as scary for an Uber driver as it is for you getting into someone's car. 100%. Yeah. So then Bridget and I got an Uber home from a restaurant one night. Yeah. And I might have mentioned this before, but we get in the car

and the guy goes, oh, you're my first trip. Oh. And I remembered the awkwardness and the nervousness. Yeah. And I kind of, you know, I used to do it. How's the admin down at the DMV? Yeah. And he goes, yeah, right. And he goes, why is it called DMmv in australia there's no l and i went yeah i know i heard that in eight years in the future um did you have an uber where you could

request talking or not talking i think you can only do it on a higher level okay like i think if you do comfort you can request a silent ride so So this is pre that, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. And so we get in the car and he goes, yeah, it's my first trip. And I go, okay, great. Yeah, we're heading down there. And he goes, do you want me to talk?

And you can't go no. Because even if you don't want him to talk, you can't say no. You have to say something a bit noncommittal. Like, oh, you're all right're right mate and i think that's what we yeah uh we did so it's bridget and i in the back he's in the front so it's not like we're like and you're off on a date night as well so you're like oh did you want me to talk and bridget just looks at me and goes no no no no and i'm like oh all good bad bud. Whatever you want. Yeah. Or whatever. Yeah, you're right, mate. And he goes, okay, I think I will talk.

He's announced his decision. Great. And so it's almost like he was nervous and sheepish, but it was also like a bold claim. Like you said, he's a net. I will. I will talk. Yeah.

And Bridget and I have looked at each other and gone. Okay. And he goes so oh my god this is worse than trying to find something to watch on the telly you should watch this this is a bit great and he goes you guys like top gear what yeah and bridget he's like car chat i'm in an Uber. And Bridget and I have never seen Top Gear in my life. And ironically, I got an abusive message last week for not knowing what a supercar was. Partly abusive. Yeah. Partly loving.

Some of it was really nice. But he recommended before he called me, wasn't lucky to have gotten this far in life with my limited knowledge of motor vehicles, I believe he said. He recommended I watch some Top Gear and I was like, well, I've never watched it. And he goes, well, it shows.

So anyway, this guy in the Uber goes, do you watch Top Gear? And me and Bridget go, no. And he goes, yeah, so my favourite episode of Top Gear. And he's like, the episode where he gets in the car and I assume drives somewhere. Oh, fuck me. And it's as if he's- And you can't relate to anything because you haven't seen it like-

And I think he's before the trip has gone, okay, I'll ask them if they want to talk. If they do, what's something everyone's watched? I'll ask Top Gear, they'll say yes, and then we'll compare our favourite episodes. Yeah. What's your favourite episode? Never seen it.

And they go, well, the next thing i was gonna say was my favorite episode so i'll just go ahead for john with and for john he did and richard and i said not a word and he gave us a scene by scene play by play almost like a director's cut um have you seen it you know when dvds came out and there was like the director's version yeah that wasn't that yeah, yeah. They still do that on Netflix. Do they? There's a movie, sorry, there's like a part one and two on Netflix and it goes for like two and a bit hours, each part, and there's a director's version that just, I can't remember what the thing's called, we just saw it the other day. I thought that was a real moment in time. No, it's a thing, yeah. Anyway, I was getting not the director's cut of a random Top Gear episode.

And then it was sort of building to this conclusion. Like, you know, then this guy was driving this car and they didn't know if that car would be better than this other car. And the way they would find out is by doing this challenge. Yeah. And the challenge involved. So it's really heating up. It's really heating up.

And then we got there and we left. Oh. And he goes, there and we left. Oh. And he goes, do you want to know? Go one more trip around the block. He goes, oh, did you want to know how it ends? And Bridget goes, that's okay. Cold as ice from Bridget. I mean, we'd heard it literally enough.

Oh, my God. Couldn't have heard more. In fact, well, we could have a little bit I guess but uh yeah so um good times had by all oh shout out to anyone ubering great do you like top gear

I don't know what a supercar is it's not just a regular car that's a bit hotted up under the hood it apparently is not no should I share that screenshot with everyone or is that a bit personal um I've got to love to see it here It's a bit hotted up under the hood. It apparently is not. Should I share that screenshot with everyone or is that a bit personal?

I've got to love to see it here. It's very sweet. I've just sent it to you, Ryan. It's in our text chat. Someone on Twitter, Abdul on Twitter, said, ever since I was a little kid, I've always wanted to get on a fire truck. I'm tempted to just walk my grown ass over to a fire station and just ask. And then replies to his own tweet and says, oh, my God, it worked.

And it's a photo of him in a fire truck. And it is so sweet. He looks so happy. I love that. And I saw that and it really fucking put a smile on my face. I thought you'd love to see that. I do love to see that. And you know what that's reminded me to do?

What? Lots of tarpa's that I should do. Remember how I was like, I think I want to see that. I do love to see that. And you know what that's reminded me to do? What? Lots of tarpaulins that I should do. What? Remember how I was like, I think I want to go to the house that my grandparents built and just ask to go and have a look? Yes. And I said I think that you should like maybe you could write a little letter. If this motherfucker can get a ride in a fire truck, then I can go and knock on that door.

I don't know if he got a ride, but he did get to go in there. I think that, well, I mean, all you can do is ask. Yep. All I can do is say no. But yeah, I thought that was so sweet. You like to say that. That is good. Now, Tony, and for any tarp historians listening.

Tarp historians? Tarp historians? Yeah. Oh, I thought you said tarp historians. And I was like, what's that? It's a new species of dinosaur. That's funny. What is the craziest thing you could see at an airport?

Who's that guy, Russell Crowe, eating a chicken parmigiana? No, an air hog. Was it a Lego air hog? It was a Lego. No, a ground hog. A Lego ground hog. That was about to become an air hog. Was it a Lego air hog? It was a Lego. No, a ground hog. A Lego ground hog. That was about to become an air hog. So it was a Lego hedgehog ground hog.

Get it together, mate. It was just in an airport and we just fucking lost the plot. It was like a tweet that went viral. What is that? What are they doing? I have been alerted by TARPA Jesse Martin. Hi, Jessie. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

Let me send this to you. And you can read out the comment with the enthusiasm that has been delivered in. I am at the airport and there is a giant rabbit in a stroller. I repeat, a giant rabbit in a stroller. A giant, a fucking huge rabbit bigger than my daughter, Mabel, who's 15 months old. It's like a were-rabbit from Wallace and Gromit.

It's a fucking huge rabbit in a stroller in an airport. Do you have to buy its own seat? Surely. It's huge. Would you even be able to take it on the plane? Because don't animals have to go underneath the thing? Not this guy. I've seen dogs in business class on TikTok.

I have seen that too. Yeah, it's a bit cute. You've seen dogs in business class on TikTok. I have seen that too. Yeah, it's a bit cute. You've got a spare fucking bazillion dollars. Well, I would love to take Pippa on the plane with me. Would she like it or would she be a bit rattled? I don't know. I mean, if she was just in her little bed, I think she'd be fine. There'd be too many people.

She'd want to say hi to fucking every single person on the plane. She would get so much attention as well. People would love it. But if you've ever travelled on a plane with a giant rabbit. That is so cute. That is so adorable. Giant rabbit in a stroller at the airport. It's got a little headband on.

It's got a little headband on, yeah. Is it an eye mask? Maybe it likes, like me, likes the pressure when it goes to sleep. A bit hard to sleep with the light. It is, yeah. That's really sweet. Well, thanks, Jessie. Maybe it's the Easter Bunny.

That's how he gets around. It's like, what, you think I just hop around the world? Yeah, like, that's crazy. Santa's got to slay. Maybe it's the Easter Bunny. Have we just doxed the Easter Bunny, do you think? He flies first class because he's, like, a celebrity. He's so rich.

Everyone knows the Easter Bunny. He goes, I'll pay in eggs. I got some really good ones. You fall asleep on the plane, you wake up, there's a little crunchy bunny. Someone's been in. Little handy dumpty. Imagine his frequent fly miles.

He'd be gold class. Gold status. Platinum. Platinum. Yeah. He's been gone for a while. Phone line. They pig him out.

Take him to the airport. I reckon the Easter Bunny would be flying private. Do you know what I mean? Because I think for their identity to remain anonymous, I think that the Easter Bunny would have to fly private, like Kim Kardashian. Tomorrow on the show. Similarities between Kim Kardashian and the Easter Bunny

Are more than you'd expect Yeah and I Have you seen them both in the same place At the same time Exactly right Imagine like I know If just like

One day we found out like one day we found out. Fuck you. And you're like this whole time. Holy shit. That's actually why she's rich. And I've just said that. As a throwaway comment.

And Kim's like, can you tell that Tony Lodge to shut the fuck up and stop outing me? If I'm not here- If I'm not here- If I'm not at the party on Saturday, it's because Kim Kardashian is the Easter Bunny. If, I dare say, next April, this episode isn't in our back catalogue anymore.

You can't listen anymore. It's been cut out and we just go- Normal or Nah is here tomorrow. And there's a bit of chat about business names and it's not anything to do with dad's naming boats. Oh, God forbid. All right. Well, we'll talk to you tomorrow.

Love ya. Love you. Bye.