Toni and Ryan - Strippers Need To Stop Doing This

Episode Date: April 22, 2026

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Normal or nah, drinking juice from a stripper's cup at a hens party. I nearly threw up. Please tell me this is not normal. I would be like, you need to buy me another drink. Hi, this is Curtis from Louis from Milwaukee. Hi, I'm Jacob from Perth. Hi, I'm Louise from Languroar and Australia. And I approve this podcast.

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast, the podcast where Tony likes my sneakers. Yes. Um, you know, I've worn these. I know, you wear them all the time. I just really, I just really like them. A green number. I like that they, it's not like really super different greens. It's like just, they've decided on the grain.

They've decided on the green. Yeah, I really like them. They're my first and only new balance as well. Yeah. You never forget a first new balance. No, you don't. Is new balance still like the shit or have we moved on from that? Because I feel like they were the height of fashion for a bit there.

Yeah, I think we're all. sneakers kind of come and go away. I was actually talking to Lily about Legal Lil about New Balance this morning. I bought a pair that like that real trendy pair that everybody had. I found them really slippery. And I found the sizing a bit random. Like I bought my regular size, which was like a bit too big. And so I got a size smaller and that was too small.

So I think they just, I found them to be in between. So I don't think they really suit me. Obviously you're using the word slippery in the literal. proper sense of the word. Yeah, like I couldn't get a grit. Get a fucking grip. Get a fucking grip, mate. I once had this guy that was described as a person as slippery.

Slippery. And isn't that like the worst thing you can be described as? Carl Sousman guys. Yeah. And it doesn't make any sense. I don't really know exactly. I couldn't precisely tell you what that means. But if someone describes you as slippery,

I actually know exactly what you mean and I don't like it. Do you think being described as slippery or describing someone as slippery is the energy of like, I can't quite put my finger on it? Like, they're slipping out of the, like, they're just, they're off. It's off. And they're just getting. It's off.

But I think it's the used car salesman. It's like the, for me, slippery is like saying like noncommittal. The story's always changing. They're slipping in and out of stuff without ever. You know, nothing sticks. Just a slippery character. And they just kind of get away.

Get away with saying shit. They're always doing something. It's just slippery. Slippery. It is a good read. Slippery. Like, oh, no, they are a bit slippery. I'd describe them as slippery and you go, ooh, stick clear of that.

Imagine saying that someone was slippery and dull. You're right. That is. It kind of don't go together. No, they don't. Because you can't be dull. and slippery because if you're slippery, that's something going on. Yeah.

But watch this space. Yeah, we'll see if we're going to achieve it. I got normal or not, the Hens Party edition of Normal or No. That's really fun. Mari sent this one through. Hi, Mari. Normal or nah, pretending you've never done anything extreme or embarrassing, so the bride feels special and crazy and quirky during the Confessions game.

What's the Confessions game? Or like, you know, and you're like, oh, have you ever done this? ever, yeah, that kind of stuff. And they said one of them was like, I wouldn't say dull, but just like,

a nice girl and that they wanted her. So they were like, oh, no, you're the crazy one. I, normal. I like that.

Let her have her day. Yeah. Like, it's her thing. Yeah. And because, yeah, oh, never have I ever,

like. Yeah. Kissed a boy. Oh! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it's like,

never have I ever had anal three times in one day. And the, three guys. And you're like, Oh, yeah, fuck, Wednesday. I'll have a drink. Yesterday I warned us all about a word I was going to use. Slippery.

No. Oh, this is slippery behaviour. Slippery behaviour. I would describe the assailant as slippery. Normal or nah. Drinking dick juice from a stripper's cup at a hens party. My friend's bachelorette party heads to some. cheap adult dance club.

Yeah. Where a particularly sweaty and greased up male exotic dancer takes a drink from the hands of one of our party. Yeah. Puts it on the stage and then proceeds to do push-ups above it, dipping his junk into the drink. He'd also been putting shaving cream all over himself for some reason. So they're blobs of that.

Uh, create like a film of grease across the top of the girls. cocktail that the guy had been dipping his knob in and out of. Cocktail, yeah. Then he gives the drink back to the girl and she takes it down in one go and licks the inside of the glass. I nearly threw up. Please tell me this is not normal. Oh, that was close for me.

I don't get close with a throw up, but that was close for me. That's really, I don't like that. Which bit in particular. Oh, the whole thing. I do, I, the blobs of shaving, shaving cream, creating a film on the cocktail.

That really has upset me. I just, yeah, and I would be like, you need to buy me another drink. Yeah. Like, oh,

all for fun, like showbiz, like take my drink, do your thing, whatever, but like, now give me another gin and tonic. Yeah.

Yeah. Don't you reckon? Yeah, I do think that. But I guess if you're wasted, do you just drink it? Because it's like, bah, girls.

Can't, I think Sorry, I feel like Dicks aren't dipped in drinks enough. Yeah. Okay, let's explore what that might look like.

So are you saying that... Okay, this is going to sound stupid, obviously. No, let it out. I think for some reason... Here we go. It's obviously fucked. But if you dunked the dick into the drink

for some reason if it touches the sight of the glass on the inside it's like 10 times worse well yeah because someone's penis yeah has been where your mouth is going to go no but even like the inside of the glass like where your mouth wouldn't touch no but it's still going to go and do your drink that you're yeah but if it just went in the water and only touched liquid for some reason that's nowhere near as bad as some of it touching the glass yeah i even though i know it's all fucked It just seems so much more fucked to touch the glass. Yeah.

Yeah. I agree. I'd agree with that. And I think as well, I don't, I guess I don't really understand. Dicks. I don't really understand, like, what it's to achieve. Like, I don't. Yeah, what is the goal here?

Yeah. What is the outcome? Watching someone teaback a gin and Tommy. is not hot. Like, yeah, I guess I just don't understand. And for the penis or the all the ball bag that's going in it, be cold and like. Yeah, a bit fizzy.

Do you know, like I guess. Sorry for saying busy. That's a bit slippery. I guess like, obviously like doing a sexy dance. I'm like, yeah, it's like, it's hot, it's hot, watching burlesque, all that, like, fine, cool, enjoyable, but just dipping your dick in a cocktail. I think I draw the line. I think I draw the line there.

Line drawn, yeah. There's no benefit for any party. Like, I just can't see the forest through the trees on that one. That's not for me. Is it just, like, they think it's just like, oh, silly. Oh, is it just fun? That is it? Is it?

No, I'm asking. Like, is that fun? I don't know. I've never. drunk the dick juice from a stripper's cup at a hens party. I'd like to just request that that doesn't happen at my hens party. I can promise you. Thank you.

I can promise you that I won't do that. I don't want anyone to do that, please. By the way, less than a month to go until Tony's hens party, a one night only theater extravaganza. Live on stage, Troxy in London, tony and ryan.com.com. dot are you for your tickets. There's not long to go.

A lot of people waited to the last minute a few other shows. Don't be like that. Don't miss out. Yeah. Come on down. Now, this is, wasn't anonymous. But you've done.

Oh, that's going to be fucked then. If we have to anonymize. No, it's because it's about their sister's wedding. That just happened. Okay. No, I reckon. Yeah. Do them a favor.

Does anyone look forward to the hens more than the wedding? I love love, so don't get me wrong, but the formalities, the formalities, the formal wear, the grandparents, I just love being silly and I feel like the hens party is my energy. I like that. My sister got married a few weeks ago. Everyone knows the hens was awesome and the wedding was okay. I...

Like it was fine. It was fine. But the hens was the fucking shit. That's where friends were. are made. I love a wedding and I think a wedding is really fun but a bad wedding is shocking. Yeah. Like it's not hard for a wedding to be great, but it's easy for them to be bad. And a bad wedding like you're just sat there and you're like, I just want to go. Yeah. Like we've all, I feel like we've all been to a wedding or a birthday or an event or whatever. But I think I,

it's not normal for me, but I reckon it would be normal for people because it's like, has the energy of the like back in the day we used to go to a club and it was our group of girlfriends and we just like got pissy and had fun and it was real silly and a hens party is as we get older and people have kids and move away or whatever it is the only opportunity you get to have that like silly night out so i completely understand people would prefer it i would prefer a wedding though i love them yeah i love a wedding love a wedding love a wedding do you love a saxophone player on the dance floor? Because I experienced one of those at a wedding early this year.

Yes. And he was a bit of a player as well as a saxophone player. He is a bit of a player. I don't think that guy's gone home alone for a wedding. He knows what he's doing. Yeah. And that's that's fine. That's your, that's your schick.

Don't say schick. Stick in my ass. I, but is it, because a hens for me. me feels like girly and silly and whatever and you're planning mine at the moment. Yep. But I feel like in my mind a Bucks party is not like that.

It's not like silly. It's like bro-y and I don't really like think they feel the same. They definitely don't feel the same. It depends what it is. I think a hens can be or a Bucks can be shit if it's like over-organized. Sure. We've got to do this and then we've got that and we're going to like organized fun gives me the hebi-jeebies in general.

And there's the big itinery and someone's fucking got their microphone and they're like, Now we're doing this. But like you said, just getting the girls together. And if there's a couple of wild cards in there, that's all you need sometimes. Yeah. So some bucks can be like, I don't know, some guys would like go paintballing and stuff. And if you were into that. I was about, yeah.

So we got paintball at three and then Steveo's got the Barbie on and that meat will be smoked by five. Yeah. You know, I'd rather die. Well, if paintball goes wrong, maybe you will. And hopefully. Yeah. And I hope I do. Now, but I've had some great because it's like,

He said, it's just an excuse for the boys to get together and you grow up. It doesn't happen as often. Totally. That's why I'm looking so forward to my hands party. Now I've got just the girls together. I'm going to read this next one. We're all going to hate it. Great.

And then I think we're going to decide once and for all, maybe it's just male strippers, aren't it? Or like they need a lift as a genre. Yeah, okay. I mean, I've seen magic mic so I can offer an opinion. At a bachelorette party, the stripper, they got to stop dipping their junk in stuff. Oh, shit, me, fucking timbers. I didn't even know that was a thing. He dipped his junk in chocolate and went around to the women expecting them to give it a taste.

Absolutely not. Everyone refused. It was so... So he's just standing there with his covered in chocolate. Yeah. Like a crunchy. Don't bring the great name of Crunchies. into this fuckhead story.

Everyone refused. It's so fucking gross. And the fact that everyone said no was honestly so embarrassing for this guy. I don't, okay, now here's a genuine, great question. I don't know if he was trying to be creative with his performance or this guy just wanted his dicks. And you know what?

Poor kennel lost dose. Fondu, more like dong dude. Fondood. Fondoodle. Fuck. I just find that like, that goes into creepy. Out for 2026. Dipping. You're cocking stuff. Because dipping I'm pro. I love a French onion.

Oh, true. I also love dipping a nugget into sweet and sour sauce. Oh, come on me all day. But if you dip your penis, Charles, in one more thing. That isn't me. Charles, unless it's dipping your pen in company ink, I don't want to hear. Um, I don't know if he was being creative with his performance or the guy just wanted his dick sucked. I mean, yeah, God forbidder boy wants to get his dick suck.

I just don't think that that's the way to go about it. If you're a stripper at a hens party, just be chilling. You probably will get your dick sucked eventually anyway. But walking around going Did you want to have a crack? No. After the third, no, he turned in it. Surely you.

He goes around the whole room. What about you? No. What about you? No. What about you? No. Because that for me,

it's crossed beyond playful. Yeah. Like you're asking me to suck your dick. Yeah. Like, no. Not into that. Yeah. And like most,

like, I think it's kind of like, oh, it's going to look like your hands in my pants, but don't worry, you won't be like my hand. You know, like, they protect you because, So it's not fucking sexual assault.

That is more on the assault end of the spectrum, I feel. So again, back to the original question, is just dipping out? I think dipping's out, except for chippies. Yeah, okay, great. Hi, I'm Jacob from Perth. This is Curtis from Louis from Louis, from Louis, from Languara in Australia. And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tappas over at our page.

Quick question. Quick question. Are we feeling silly or are we feeling grossed out or is like a combination of the both that's just left us in a weird spot? Well, just then in the break I said dick and nugget. So that brought us back. Maybe silly. How are you feeling you? I think it was just like a lot for the mind to take on because in all the thoughts I...

The visual of a chocolate covered cock. Being offered around. Cocklet, if you will. It's just, it's not for me. And him just in the middle of the room just spinning slowly being like, oh, Aunty Irene, RIP, you interested? Do you know what I'm not? Cause of death.

Yeah. Cocklet. Lucky the hens party is on the 17th of August. Oh, we'd been in some real strut. I think of all the things I've thought about for the hens party, I've just never thought of that. And that's good. No, but you know, I think that's how it's like, oh gosh, like, where of the wind blows you? It's not going to blow you there.

But you, you hear. hear of a thing and you go, that's crazy. That's an outlier. But the fact there was- That's crazy. But when you hear two of them, is that the start of a trend? Or you go, well, if there's,

like if there's one, maybe it's a one off, but if there's two, maybe there's six. God forbid there's 10. You wouldn't, that's 10 dips. You know? No, I don't. Yeah, it's really, I think when we talk about the cocktail,

I'm like, I just don't really understand what you're going for. You know, and sometimes I'm like, oh, the execution maybe wasn't great, but the vision, I understand. I don't understand the vision at all. I think it is one of these cocksucked. Yeah, and like... Did that in your own time, bud. Yeah, like, this is work time. Yeah.

We're paying exotic express.com by the hour. It's like we're paying you. Yeah. It seems like... I'm not paying you to suck your dick. Well, it's like the worst try. It seems like you should pay us. because it seems like you want your dick sucked.

And there's services for that. Yeah, and that's fine. But that's not what we understood this arrangement to be. Who's paying who? Always an important question. And you've always said that. Thank you. A few of our champion type is over at our Patreon.

I'm glad that we did have a little reset. It's good. Danny Groom, good on you, Danny. Zobie one, Kenobi. Morgan Fullerton, good on your morgues. Frankie, Lindsay. I like the name Frankie. Great name.

For a boy or a girl. I think it's a great name. Yep. Sorry, something in my eye. Is it my chocolate covered dick? Megan Stone, good on you, Megan. Sarah Doricott, good on you, Sarah. Haley Grant, Candice, Rochene Palmer, and Emily Lowe.

What was that? A little handjob gesture for Palmer. Oh, gotcha. Yeah, Palmer. Probably Noah. Just to confirm at the Hens party, there will be no... No chocolate cocks. Not a one.

Not a one. And if someone walks in with one, they will be turned away. Yeah. We've got a strict chocolate cock policy. Yes, Charles, you can be turned away even if you're working there. Before you ask? Before you ask? I wasn't going to, but you were just going to rock up.

Anyway. So because we are planning our, well, you are planning my hands tonight as my mate of honor, my best friend. Torbs and I are getting married. So exciting. And I think because of all of it, and we're talking a lot about our plans and what we want to do and what it all means to us and, you know, like, oh, do we want to write our own vows and things like that? We're in like a real honeymoon phase at the moment. Nice. Like we're just super in love and it feels really sweet.

Because you go through the periods where like, you're just bros for a bit and that's fine. And then you kind of come back together and you're super in love and then you, you know. Yep. But at the moment, we're just, super in love. We're really into each other. And I love that for you. Thank you. It's really nice. Is he dipping besides yourself, obviously?

Thank you. Is he? No, no cochlear insight. Okay. And I would ask that, that continue for the rest of our lives. Did you include that in your vows? Yeah, I might. I might.

I might do a pronoun. Say, if you ever dip your penis in anything, that isn't me. We're off. Anyway, and so because, yeah, we've been. been a bit like giddy and in love and talking about our wedding. And he's out going away soon. So we're kind of like, oh my God, like, I'm going to miss you. You know, we love each other.

We were like, let's go out for dinner and do a little like slutty night out. Yep. We go out for dinner and this place is so busy. It's really packed. And we ended up like on a table near the door and you're in the doorway. And there's people walking past and every... Do you feel like the last two seats in the restaurant? Yeah.

And like, you know when you sat next to someone and like, so we've got a table for two, so we're sitting opposite each other. And there's a gap of about fucking... Yeah. Like six inches. You're pretty much on a table of four with another couple. You're with the other couple. Yeah, yeah.

Like you're going to swing later. Like you're right fucking there. Anyway. And so it's quite close. and this is so yucky but like we just were so in our own thing that it kind of didn't really matter because we're just like in our own little world we're all in love and there's but there's people right there's two people really in love yeah i'm putting myself in the shoes of the other person yeah there's two people so you and bridget so in love and i'm sitting right here right there and

it wasn't like yeah anyway so we're we're very close to them and the waiter comes over and he goes hi how are you going and he's like handing a menu to torbs then he turns to me and he goes oh my god like i'm such a big fan of the podcast and i was like oh bro like that's so sweet and he goes oh my god tony like i'm such a big fan i really love your shit and i was like oh my god thank you so much and obviously because we're kind of chatting, the people next to us can obviously hear what's, and they're like, oh, who is she? What the fuck's going on?

Who the fuck is she and what's going on? And there's all these people. And then like, it's kind of just attracted some attention and it's caused a bit of a kaffa and I'm like, then like, oh. Would you define it as a ruckus? I don't know if it was a full ruckus, but it was certainly a kaff. Okay.

And it drew some eyes. And then this waiter is like so lovely, but very then excited to see me there. Sure. And then we're getting. And who wouldn't be? We're getting quite a lot of attention then after that. And it was excellent service. The food was beautiful.

But anyway, that kind of happens and talks, goes, how nice. Like that's so sweet. And I was like, yeah, how great. We like order our food and whatever. and we're sitting there and we're just chatting and whatever. Like we weren't like sitting there fucking patching or anything, but we were just chatting and fucking whatever. Anyway,

um, this waiter, every time they come on where they go, Tony, how was, yeah, this, how was that Diet Coke?

Okay. You only had Coke zero. That's okay. Um, but you know, like, like, but really being super attentive.

Really hamming it up. Very attentive. Were the other people on your not table table also getting good attention? They were still getting looked after. but it wasn't to the level that we were being well taking care of. Sure. Anyway, Torbs and I, we finish our dinner. I had a steak.

Thanks for asking. Torbs. What sort of sauce? They come over. It's like a blue cheese fucking. What? Grew, yeah, like moment. It was fucked.

It was really, really good. So it was like a blue cheese bernets. You know, so it's like a cousin. of a hollandays. And can I go out on a limb and say like a char-grieled brocolini on the side? We did do like a beans to share and then they had like a duck fat potato thing. Fuck up. It was beautiful. Duck fat potatoes make my dick duck fat. Oh my god. Like suck my duck. You know what I mean? It's so yummy and crunchy and anyway. The whole bit, it was really beautiful. Anyway, so I pretty stuff. It's like pretty rich dinner. Um,

And then our waiter comes over. Oh, Tony, how's the dinner? Can I get you guys a dessert? And I was like, fuck, I'm actually pretty full, but like, oh, I wouldn't hate something a little bit sweat. She has a menu, would you do? I wouldn't. Yeah, I wouldn't mind. Anyway, so they come back with the menu and we look at it.

And I go, oh, nothing's really grabbing me. And then at the same time, Torbs and I both go, unless you'd share that chocolate thing. And I'm like, oh, I'm so in love. Let's get that. Yeah. So we decide to share this thing. But obviously, because that's kind of in the middle of our table, we're like reaching into the thing, but the people are still there.

So you kind of feel like you're like on display. I'm like, yeah, do you want somewhere right here? Anyway, on top of the chocolate cake thing, it was like a fucking flowerless chocolate little self-sourcing fucking thing. On top of it was a cherry. The cherry on top. Yeah. And I go, Torbs goes, do you want the cherry?

Oh, there's one cherry. There's one cherry. Torbs goes, do you want the cherry? And I was like, oh. Oh, no, no, no, no. It's actually so not going where you think it is and it's worse. Torbs goes, do you want the cherry? And I went, no, you have it.

But I'll just have the stem. I reckon I can do that thing. Where you're like tied in an opical tongue. tie the cherry stem in a knot with your tongue. That's hot your behaviour. I haven't done it in years. I used to be able to do it. I could do it with a jelly snake as well.

But I haven't, it's been a long time. Anyway, we kind of finish up and Tulbs goes, do you want on cherry? I go, oh, just have the stem, thinking that it was so horny and such a thing to say. I put the cherry stem in my mouth and the waiter comes over and goes, Tony, how was the flowerless decadent chocolate cake thing? And the people right next to us are like, why isn't she answering?

And the wait is like, I love this girl. Like, why isn't she telling me how great the thing was? In front of all of those people, I had to go, it was really delicious. Pull out a saliva, stringy, stick of cherry. was there a string of salat to fucking die because I've just had to go like lovely

where did you put it I spat it into my hand and they just held it well I spat it into my hand and I was like I would just put it in my napkin and they go great and then they service was so wonderful they take my napkin and everything

and then I'm just sitting there with like a spitty little cherry stem and I feel the eyes of the person next to me like this some gross Boring into the side of my face Yeah Hold it

Because I just sort of It'd be really sexy and fine And then It was the opposite as it were And because Torbs couldn't You know if someone went How was it? And he could go

Oh it was great They are like Tony how was the thing And so I just was like this Like a deering fucking headlight Did you consider Death? Yeah

Here's some options A death B finishing the tongue-twisty thing and then pulling that out and looking at the guy in the eye and being like when you're doing the stem thing it's kind of you look like this

I couldn't continue doing that while someone was talking to me so I couldn't finish the cherry stem thing if they knew what you're doing they might have understood more that I'm just saying that might have been not good but like less bad if I was one pull away from it being done I probably would have been like

yeah it was great but it wasn't close that would have been the ultimate party to go that would have been amazing and that would have been so impressive that I would have come in here and said that as a you love to see it

but no that's no what happened I sat there with a handful of my saliva with the slut next to me going I would like a refund and the waiter going what might not listen to your pot next week

she just spat in did they notice that you did something even if they didn't know exactly what it was would say so because they looked, so this is literally, I'm sitting at the thing, they're standing over me. I had to then go, it was so yum. Like, I don't think you wouldn't notice that. Delicious. That doesn't sound delicious. It wasn't good. And so Tobs is pissing him so piercing him, because he's like, you've got that in your hand now. And I was like, what do I? I, I don't want to just, drop it on the floor. We then, we paid. And I, um,

We like walked out and I dropped it outside because it's the nature. It's from a cherry. Probably a tree will grow and they'll be thanking me. Well, on the sidewalk of the city. You never know. See that cherry tree? That was that was from 15 years ago. That is a harrowing experience.

And I just like, that's why you should never have a cherry stem in your mouth. I think it's time to retire that trick. I'm all for. It's such a good trick though. All for women in stem. not for stemming women stem like the science one but also the cherry stem that's amazing very clever

both ways both ways it's amazing I'm so proud of you for that that's crazy anyway so would you go back I just really had to full frontal spew the thing out of my mouth did you feel like you wanted to explain to the guy I just didn't think I just, I think that I was also embarrassed that the trick didn't work.

Yeah. This is the, is that. You're just lashing out on that, really. No, but I didn't even lash it. It was more just that I was like, what am I going to do? Sit here and go, I thought I could do that. Thing turns out I can't. And they go, what?

I go, nothing. Sorry about it. Like, what does that mean? Did you consider swallowing the stem? No. Not for a second. Because how was that? You just go, good thanks.

Or even just like push it to the side of my mouth. Literally anything else. Like there's options, but I instead of it. It was great. there's the seriousness of doing that to someone very intense that's harrowing I really didn't mean to but we know and torbs is like sitting there and he's all like oh you're trying to do that slutty thing and instead you spewed a cherry stem up in front of a fan in front of a tarpa if that was you I'm really sorry about Tony oh I am so sorry I really

am I'm truly sorry Tony will probably never see you in your workplace again oh no no no Just for those playing along at home, what was the class? Oh no. That's okay. That's all right. I got to love to see it here from Dylan. Hi, Dylan. He started the fucking blog.

Oh! I have started streaming my gaming. Fuck yeah. Oh, like on Twitch or something? It is... I've watched streamers on YouTube for years, but I never thought it was something I'd do myself. Yes, he is on Twitch. Fuck yeah.

Dylan won Jamie, if you want to check it out. It said, I always enjoy watching it. It's really chill. And I thought maybe I'll just give it a crack. So they're currently playing a game called P-L-L-P-A-L-P-A and streaming on Thursdays and Sundays. I'm starting the fucking vlog, vlog, and I'm fucking loving it. That's awesome. Live streaming is so fucking.

It's my favorite. I love doing it. It's so much fun. There's a whole thing, movement of live streaming is like, like, I thought years ago would, like, maybe not peaked, but like how much bigger could it get. But it just keeps going. Yeah. It's wild.

like crazy and people do it like the people who do now do it like just in the street yeah and they're just out there doing it going about their day yeah fuck that's crazy um or even just like it's always on and sometimes they're on the cam sometimes they're not like have you has your algorithm been finding you uh the clips coming from the look max a guy who's just everywhere at the moment yes what's his name claurvicula i don't i don't know but yeah i've seen because there was a paparazzi photo of harry I was listening to the podcast. The podcast. There's a podcast that this look maxa guy was recently on.

And there's a clavicular. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. But he's, his algorithms finding me and he's and he just. Yeah. I mean,

I think that being kind of going wild during the like, the Manosphere documentary. Yeah. It's just all happening. Crossing over. Yeah. But yes, I've seen a few things.

I haven't seen, yeah. It's weird, isn't it? Yeah, it is. But. Who are we to judge? I saw the basement yard, I'd do a podcast episode the other day, and it just said,

we're podcast maxing. Amazing. And I was like, love that. You know what? Normally you're Nike Air maxing. So true. Yeah.

Now I'm new balance maxing. Yeah. It just doesn't have the same ring. You're green maxing. I'm green maxing. Yeah. Your best friend maxing to me. Green maxing sounds like you're smoking weed to the max.

Yeah, like you're about to grow now. Yeah. I'm green maxing, dude. Yeah. That's amazing. Well, we are actually, speaking of live streaming, we're live tomorrow for Champion Tarpers. And speaking of tomorrow, I mentioned this earlier in the week,

it's our best friend anniversary tomorrow. It's been the best two years of my life. Same. Absolutely love it. So my love to see it is a little poem that I wrote for you. You wrote a poem? Yeah, I wrote you a little poem. An agnostic one?

It isn't. It's a limerick. Favorite kind. There once was a boy. called Ryan who I thought was mighty fine now we're best friends hope it never ends and he'll continue to eat my giant best friends it is literally poetry thank you so much I love you so much I love you too I have not prepared a poem no no no that's fun but I just thought you know why I want to write a little something for my bestie yep

Um and real life best friend as well. Hmm. No, like, you know how these things kind of are best fans, but like, yeah, okay. Uh, actually. Yeah. Yeah. My, my sound was like what, yeah. Yeah. Was like it sounded like.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I really like each other. She's got my home address. We are best friends. Eh, our friend robot. Don't message me after.

I got a text message from Tony very late the other night. Did you like what you saw? Tony, herself on Canva, Craftsmith, woman of STEM, sent me an invitation to her wedding. I did. Made on Canva. I did make it on Canva.

It looked great. Thank you so much. Did I RSVP? No. And Bridget just sent me a love heart emoji. I saw that. What does that mean? Wants to fuck me probably.

Does that mean yes or no? I'm hoping it means yes because there's only four people coming. So I'm really hoping that it's a yes. Well, we'll check the calendar. Yeah, see how we go. No, I think we'll be right. Yeah, I'm very excited. Yep, same.

More information to come. I, can I say what the dress code was? Mm-hmm. The dress code was dress sexy. No, it's not. Dress hot as fuck. Whatever makes you feel hot. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, that realm. That rum. Realm. Like you feel hot, sexy, hot, whatever, yeah. No, but like whatever. makes you feel hot. Like, I don't care if you dress super fancy or, like, really casual as long as you feel hot. What if, like, how liberal are you being with the term hot?

Because, like, what if I'm like... I want you to just feel yourself. I do believe there's a dress code at the restaurant, but I don't really care about that. Neither. Like, fuck you. Yeah. I'm paying the tab. Yeah.

And by me, I mean, Tony. Yeah, me. But, like, we're paying to be here. Yeah. Like, you know. I'll wear a mesh shirt if I feel hot. And I would love that for you. Nipple tassels under the mesh.

Whatever makes you feel hot, that is the direction. Although I don't want to upstage the bride though. You can't. I look so good in my dress. Okay. Is that like a challenge? No. You can't do it.

But you can't. Yeah. What do you call me? It's what we're waiting. You can't call me that on my wedding day. On my day of days. All right. All right.

Well, I would like to formally accept your invitation and my wife Bridgett and I will be there. And my wife, Bridget, and I will be there. Yes, yep. Yeah. The cadence of that was strange. If anyone, because I think we're both planning on pushing the boat out. Oh, yeah. So if anyone watching would like to babysit a three-year-old.

For several days after. It's a Saturday night, right? It is. From Friday, Arvo to Opiegrop Tuesday morning. Yeah. No, I think that's good. Yeah, we've got to talk about me having some time off as well. Monday.

She's in daycare, so you can just drop her off there. good. Yeah. Yeah. Message. Charles, you busy for five days around that time?

Oh, we can go to Fiji together me and Mabel. Maybe you Mabel. She loves Fiji. She loves those trampolines. Maybe you Mabel and Pipa. If you took Mabel to Fiji for the weekend,

she would actually love it. And she would go. She would go. She wouldn't be like, oh, where are we got? She'd be like, fuck yeah, we're on here. Well, that's where she knows me from.

Yeah, that is true. Charles from Fiji. Charles flew to Fiji with Bridges. and Mabel and then when... Because it was towards the seat, but then I tragically died. And then when they arrived, Mabel goes, Dad, and comes over to me and the driver was like... Like, thought they were a...

That is so salacious, though. Can you imagine that happening at your work and you're like, oh, is he Bridget's young dad? Yeah, he's hot young fang. But you're doing a joint family holiday. Yeah. Like, we're cool with it. Oh, for the kids.

We're cool with us. For the chips. All right, we will chat to you on the live stream tomorrow. Tomorrow, YouTube's there for everyone as well. Yeah. And tomorrow, if I'm guessing correctly, is try not to laugh the London edition. Woo-hoo. Oh, I'm a bloody governor.

And speaking of London, we'll see you at the Hens Party. Please, if you want to come, buy yourself a ticket. Don't wait because they're going to sell. Yeah. And it's one-night only. Going to be a great time. Yep. Love you so much.

Bye. And you. as well also. Happy best friend anniversary. Happy best friend anniversary. Love you, bye you. I made a poem because I love you. A porn?

Poem. Oh, who said I made a pawn? I thought, now we can finally lock in. Well, you can't access the other stuff, so I've made you my own. DIY. Yeah.