Toni and Ryan - T-Pain and Tinder Bios

Episode Date: August 22, 2021

Hi! Welcome to the first episode of the rest of your life. Toni and Ryan chat about cat allergies, some heartwarming stories, and choccy mousse. Love ya! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and ...@ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello, this is Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. It's Ryan, John and Tony Lodge here. How are you doing? Hey, how are you going? Good, thanks. How are you? Hi, Caitlin.
Starting point is 00:00:12 Hi, Tony. How are you going? I'm good, thank you. Just a quick question. Is it true that you messaged me on the 6th of June saying, what is this podcast? Where is it? I don't know why I can't find it. Then I told you it doesn't exist yet. Then you messaged me a week June saying, what is this podcast? Where is it? I don't know why I can't find it. Then I
Starting point is 00:00:26 told you it doesn't exist yet. Then you messaged me a week later saying, did I miss a podcast? What's going on? Is that you? Yeah, that is me. That is definitely me. Well, we would just like to know if it's okay with you, we'd actually like to start our first episode now. So we're just wanting to get your approval. That's amazing. You can totally do it. I'm so excited. Thank God. I was so worried she was going to say that. Of course.
Starting point is 00:00:50 Of course not. I've been waiting for this since the 6th of June, guys. Come on. Hi, it's Caitlin, and I approve this podcast. All right, take it away. You want me to take it away? Is that a fat joke? All right, I'll take it away.
Starting point is 00:01:19 Welcome to Tony and Ryan, the podcast. Hi. Hello. Now, thank you for Caitlin for giving approval. Oh, yeah, thank you, Caitlin. It actually was quite a process, a bit of red tape getting it across the line. So thankfully she came along. We thought because it's first episode of Tony and Ryan, we would introduce ourselves by writing each other's Tinder bios.
Starting point is 00:01:39 Yeah. Does that feel appropriate? I think so. So what we're going to do is share what we think is, you know, a great way of setting the other person up for a potential date. But we've written it for each other, not for ourselves. Now you asked me when we were walking into the studio, you said, is yours funny or nice?
Starting point is 00:01:56 And I said, you'll have to wait and find out. And then you said I was going to. And you're going first, by the way. And then you said I was going to be busy. Well, my Tinder bios that I've written for you is good. Is it going to be busy as in you mean with men? Yeah. Is that what you mean?
Starting point is 00:02:09 Oh, okay. I thought that maybe you'd written on there that I, like, love horse riding and I love doing all this stuff, so I was going to have to take up all these hobbies is what I thought you meant. All right, you're going to go first, though. So if you haven't met me, hello, my name is Ryan, but Tony, what would be on my Tinder bio? Ryan, last name redacted for privacy as a celebrity.
Starting point is 00:02:31 Occupation, celebrity. Happy cancer, cancer? Oh, the star sign. Star sign. Yep. You're a cancer, right? Yep. Great, great for me.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Hawks fan. Yep. The football. Loves long walks on the beach and recommending terrible TV shows. Everything you've ever recommended me to watch has been shocking. I've actually got that listed to talk about later in this episode. Good. Is that it?
Starting point is 00:02:59 Yeah, that's it. Oh, how do you feel about that? Do you think that's like a good way of describing you? I actually do like going for long walks on the beach with the dog, but it just sounds so lame for me to say it. It does sound lame. I was going to do a poem, like roses are red, violets are blue. One of our TikTok videos was along those lines.
Starting point is 00:03:17 Oh, yeah, it was a naughty one. Yeah. If you've come from TikTok, hello. Hello. This is what I think Tony Lodge's Tinder profile should be. I've never had Tinder. Really? No.
Starting point is 00:03:30 So I missed all of this online dating Tinder stuff because I've been with my boyfriend Torbs forever. Forever. Yeah. Hi, I'm Tony Lodge. Hi. I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on you behind the Aldi in Abbotsford. Despite the fact
Starting point is 00:03:48 that I'm crass, hilarious and have the loudest laugh in the room, I'm also the most kind, supportive person you'll ever meet. And whether you're white, black, big, small, rich, poor, single or taken, I'll treat you with the love and respect you deserve for being the awesome human that you are. Is it swipe right or swipe left? I don't know. Swipe the way that means yes because having me in your life, you'll be better for it. That's actually quite nice.
Starting point is 00:04:13 I mean, apart from the going down on someone behind the Aldi in Abbotsford as well, that's a rough Aldi. That's a rough Aldi. That's actually quite nice. I feel like that's nicer than the one that I wrote for you. Mine, though, factually correct. Well, what was wrong about mine? That I wouldn't date someone if they were poor.
Starting point is 00:04:36 My mistake. No, why? What was wrong in yours about me? I would have thought the obvious answer was you don't go down on dudes behind the aldi and avid oh no that was fine but telling people i'll date them if they're poor that is not okay so we are in lockdown at the moment um we're based in melbourne um and back on the zoom workout like home workout train how's that going for you? Well, it's been going really well except then I got my vaccine last week and I've had a bit of a dead arm since. So I'm using that as my excuse to not work out.
Starting point is 00:05:13 But anyway, last week I was exercising on Zoom with my work team and I'm quite allergic to cats. Right. So I'm like allergic to cats. Right. So I'm like. So am I. I get sneezy and it's in my eyes and, yeah. I actually get really bad welts all over my body. So proper allergic.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Proper allergic. But some cats I'm fine. So my brother and sister-in-law, they've got this cat called Eve, unnecessary information. Terrible name also for a cat. Oh, I think it's quite cute, like little Evie. Evie, yes. Eve, no. We'll pass that on.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Hopefully they're not listening. Anyway, so I'm quite allergic to cats and Torbs and I, my boyfriend, we've just moved house and we've got this big beautiful courtyard. So I'm exercising in the house. I've got the door open. It's absolutely gorgeous. You are hashtag blessed. Yeah, I am hashtag blessed. I'm so lucky. You are thriving. I'm thriving, not just surviving,
Starting point is 00:06:09 thriving. Anyway, so I'm doing this Pilates workout with my girlfriends on Zoom. And all of a sudden, I start screaming. And all the girls are like, oh my God, what's going on? A neighbor's cat has wandered over into our courtyard and into our house. Your courtyard's big enough to be the communal courtyard for the apartment complex. Oh, all right, mate. But it isn't.
Starting point is 00:06:33 It's yours and the other cat needs to keep itself away. All right, mate. Anyway, so I'm just minding my own business and this cat is on my couch and I sit and I start screaming. But keep in mind, everyone's working from home. So I'm calling out for my boyfriend, Torbs. He runs out and he goes, I'm actually in a meeting. What is going on?
Starting point is 00:06:53 And I was like, there's a cat in the house and I can't touch it because I'll die. I felt welding up. So anyway, I'm trying to shoot like, like, here's this cat. Meanwhile, I've got my AirPods in and I'm still on Zoom with all of my girlfriends. Oh, so they're still like limbering up, lunging, downward dogging, going, what's happening here?
Starting point is 00:07:11 What's going on at Tony's house? So they can't see you, but they can still hear you. They can just hear me going, trying to get this cat out of my house. And because we've just moved, we've got this big, beautiful rug that is normally in our lounge room that is airing out because it just needed a bit of a clean. So it's sitting over two chairs in our courtyard, in our beautiful large courtyard.
Starting point is 00:07:33 It's still out there. So I hiss this cat outside. I shut the door. Then the cat decides that its favourite new house is this rug. And it's playing with all. It's a little teepee that you've created. Yeah. So it's loving this outdoor tent fort thing I've created solely for this cat.
Starting point is 00:07:52 And it's playing with all the tassels that are dangling. Oh, you've actually created the perfect cat world. Actually, it's like a little house with tassels. It's a theme park for cats. Yeah. And this cat is loving it. Anyway, and I'm trying to hiss it away because all of a sudden I'm panicking that we can't bring this rug inside
Starting point is 00:08:09 because it's covered in cat. It's cat dander. So it has to live in the courtyard forever now. It's still out there. This is like a week and a half ago. Has the cat been back? The cat has been back. Have you left a trap for the cat?
Starting point is 00:08:22 No. What? Like a mousetrap, but a cat trap. No. How are you going to get rid of it? Well, I don't know. So the other thing. Stop providing it with a good time because that's why it keeps coming back.
Starting point is 00:08:32 I need to take the rug inside, remove the cat teepee. So the other thing which you can attest to, this new house I've got, I don't have any phone reception. It's terrible. It's really, really annoying. We live in Melbourne, a metropolitan city. We live in Richmond. It's like we're not out in the sticks.
Starting point is 00:08:48 I know. I can't even call you. It's ridiculous. So we have to FaceTime all the time, which is, I mean, sexy. It's confronting for both of us. Oh, yeah, no, that's what I meant too. So do you have to go out into the courtyard to make a call? Yeah, so the only place that I get reception is like right
Starting point is 00:09:02 in the back of the courtyard. And so the other day I'm on the phone. I'm like rescheduling an appointment with the dentist because of lockdown and it's all been pushed out anyway. And I get on the phone with the dentist. They're like, okay, so this is what you need to do. This is what time we're available. All of a sudden this cat jumps back over the fence.
Starting point is 00:09:21 And so I'm like dancing around the courtyard like trying to avoid this cat, but I'm on the phone and they're like, oh, Tony, how does that sound? I'm like, oh, yeah, actually, September the 15th would be great. I'm trying to get away from this cat. And this girl on the phone, she's lovely. Her name's Nikki. Well, we go to the same dentist. The loveliest crew, Manoan team down there.
Starting point is 00:09:42 So, so lovely. And I'm on the phone to her and she's like, oh, Tony, I'm loving your videos online at the moment. I'm dancing around the court. I'm doing one now apparently. But I can't move very far because my phone would have cut out. Oh, of course. And then this cat is looking all cute, like rolling around on the ground. And I look up throughout like doors into the house.
Starting point is 00:10:03 Torbs is standing there with the angriest look on his face like, don't touch that cat, you'll get sick. I'm like, okay, well I'm trying to dance away from this cat. Stop dancing with the cat, I'm on a meeting. He's like, I'm sick of hearing about this cat. But I can't get rid of the cat, so I basically have a cat that I can't even cuddle because I'm so allergic. Do you leave a note on the cat? Can you send something with it? Send it back.
Starting point is 00:10:27 So my grandparents, once there was a cat that would steal its, like, socks and jocks from the clothesline. So one day. Wow, real cat napper. So one day Grandma put a note, like, hey, I'm from this address, your cat is stealing my socks. Like on its collar or something. Oh, no, like on the sock.
Starting point is 00:10:46 So then when the cat stole the sock and took it back home, the new owner was like, oh, I've got it. It's like a letter in a bottle, but it's a letter on a wet sock. I mean, I know which one's more romantic and it's not the sock one. So eventually the lady was like, oh, hi, here's all your socks because the cat just has been taking them back. So maybe you need to plant something on the cat so when the cat goes back home and then its owner's like,
Starting point is 00:11:08 there's a note, hey, this is Tony Felicia Lodge. Come and get your cat out of my courtyard. I'm allergic and I'm sick of dancing in the courtyard on the phone. Is that what I'm hearing? Yeah, I guess the wet sock is the best option. Hey, you're listening to Tony and Ryan. All right, so I don't know if it's because of COVID restrictions or just 2021 or whatever, but I feel like I'm spending more time on the couch on my phone scrolling through Instagram and TikTok, right?
Starting point is 00:11:44 I mean, definitely because of restrictions. Yeah. Otherwise, we'd be on TikTok at a bar. We'd be out on our phones still. On our phones. But what I'm noticing is that when people have the smallest of hobbies or interests or maybe just a habit that they have, that suddenly has become their whole personality.
Starting point is 00:12:03 And it's like, hey, I know you're into that thing, but that doesn't have to be everything that you are. And so I've got a list of things that are not personality types, but for some reason people have still been. This is my whole personality. The first one, I lived in Bali once. It's like the yoga retreat thing, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:23 But what I'm finding is there's a lot of throwback to when I used to live in Bali and it's like, baby, you went on holidays for three weeks in 2017. You didn't live there but you've stockpiled all these photos on the gram so it looks like you live there. It's that same like, oh, throwback to these days. Anybody that's a throwbacker, I feel like you can't live in the past. But when someone is basing their whole personality of like,
Starting point is 00:12:52 I'm just tropical vibes and going the float, you're actually just there to exploit cheap labour and you need to be aware of that. The living in Bali thing, I feel like that's also people who've lived overseas full stop. Okay. Well, now you're moving into Ryan territory, but continue. No.
Starting point is 00:13:09 Well, I don't feel like that's your whole thing. Yeah. But you know how people are like, oh, my God, it's so different to when I lived in England or when people come back from like a three-month trip overseas. They're like, oh, have you seen that TikTok? And it's that chick. I can't remember her name. And she's like, oh, bonjour. And she's like, oh, my you seen that TikTok? And it's that chick. Oh, I can't remember her name. And she's like, oh, bonjour.
Starting point is 00:13:28 And she's like, oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry. I just got back from Paris. So, like, I'm basically still on Paris time. And she's like, oh, I haven't got any American cash. Do you reckon they'll take euros? Yeah, such a jerk. But anyway, I can remind you that I've been in an airport once. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:44 jerk but anyway i can remind you that i've been in an airport once when i lived i lived in the us for a year and came back and still sounded the same i had a friend that went over for six weeks and came back with a full american accent and like oh it's just hard you like once you get over there and you're like shut the fuck up i wish so i think that the australian accent is super weird yeah and i feel really upset that I don't have a cool accent. But any person that isn't from Australia is like, oh, that's such a cool accent. So I find that really confronting when people come back from overseas. I'm like, oh, you're trying to reinvent yourself.
Starting point is 00:14:16 And I respect it, but I hate it. Something that's not a personality, getting up early. And I feel like it's a big kind of bro-y entrepreneur start-up, like I get up and I start my day and I journal and I run 17Ks and have 17 different types of kale. Why are you looking like that? Are you one of them, Tony Lodge? I can be that.
Starting point is 00:14:39 No, you're not. I actually can be. I'm not saying you're not allowed to get up early. I'm just saying you're not better than me because you get up early. Or are you? You are better than me. Great. So I used to work in Breakfast Radio, which is how we met.
Starting point is 00:14:52 Yep. And every night I'd be like, oh, well, I can't do that because I wake up so early. Because I work with Jason P. down here, so I'm obviously better than you. Did I mention I'm in Breakfast Radio? Or if someone would be like, oh, do you want to catch up for a drink during the week? I'd be like, oh, well, the week is just not good because I do have to wake up so early. So I worry that I'm this guy. And I have also said to someone, I just hate sleeping the day away.
Starting point is 00:15:18 Oh, you did not. Which is the worst. Go outside and shake yourself. That is horrific. And all those examples you just gave, lean into what I wrote here. Getting up at 4am? How about getting a life? Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 00:15:32 Drinks during the week. Sorry, I'm actually better than that. Sorry, I actually wake up really, really early. So I'm really sorry, but I have been that guy. You'll be that guy again. Yeah. Smug jerk. Things that are not a personality.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Liking the TV show Friends. This is one of my biggest bug boos. Bug bears? Bug bearers? If anyone knows the word Tony's trying to say, put it in the messages. Bug a bear. Bug a boo? No, bug a boo, that's a pram. Bug bear. Are you having a connaboo? No, bugaboo, that's a pram. Bugbear. Are you having a conniption? My biggest bugbear? Is that a thing?
Starting point is 00:16:09 One of my biggest gripes. Yeah, no, good word. You know when you go to type something and you can't spell it so you just put a different word? No, I just type it into Google and they go, did you mean? And I go, yeah, no, I did mean that. Yeah, that'll do. So one of my biggest gripes are people that think
Starting point is 00:16:29 that friends is their personality. And, you know, they've got the purple phone cover with the gold frame around the thing. And, you know, they're like, oh, my God, like we were on a break. You know, that whole thing. I don't know because I don't know that. Oh. Spoiler alert. Oh, my God, am I don't know because I don't know that. Oh. Spoiler alert.
Starting point is 00:16:45 Oh, my God, am I a Friends person? It sounds like you are. What did you and Torbs do last night? Played with the cat from next door. We ordered kebabs and we watched Friends. It just occurred to me that this list of people I don't like is me discussing Tony Lodge. I'm an arsehole. I didn't know until now. Well, here's one that you're not. Oh, maybe you are.
Starting point is 00:17:15 Whilst the Myers-Briggs test actually does test your personality, the fact that you've done it and know your results in itself is not a personality. itself is not a personality. That is not a personality. No, I agree with you. I actually, I have done it. I can't remember what my thing is. We did it for work.
Starting point is 00:17:34 But we did like the BuzzFeed three question five minute version. No, I'm sure that there's like a proper one that people pay for and all that. So I've done the basic one that probably gives everybody the same result. And actually a girl slid into my DMs and was like, for and all that. So I've done the basic one that probably gives everybody the same result. And actually a girl slid into my DMs and was like, oh my God, I've always thought we were really, really similar. We've got the exact same Myers-Briggs. And that's actually that girl that I met up with and went for coffee that I met on Instagram. And we're like, Lauren and I,
Starting point is 00:18:00 we're good friends now. So whilst I don't use it as a personality, I have made a friend. You have picked up online using it. Well, I thought that was going to be the one that you got a pass on, but it turns out you are a jerk. I'm on this arsehole list that you've created. All right, here's one. Surely not on this one. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:18 Being into cryptocurrency is not a personality. Agree. Thank you very much. Agree. You got it in your Instagram bio, like, oh, buying ETH and BTC. I would like to introduce you to the douchebag telescope. What's that? So imagine the Venn diagram of people who are into crypto
Starting point is 00:18:40 and people who are insufferable to be around. The douchebag telescope is out, ladies and gentlemen. Because they all do both. And they're just insufferable. They just, anytime they're there, like, I get it. It's maybe a finance option. It's like, it's not for me, but you're allowed to be, have an investment style and that not be your whole persona.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Your whole personality. Now, this just could be because my algorithm thinks that I'm like an alpha male. Oh, okay. But the fact that you use your barbecue is not a personality type. Oh, smoking meats is not a personality. No, it is not. It is a dietary choice.
Starting point is 00:19:18 It is not a personality. I don't care if you're putting a saltier rub on your meat today. If I cared about getting a saltier rub on my meat, I'd call Tony Lodge. Oh, God. I'm not that salty. But do you have, and I'm going to say guys, but do you have people that you follow on Instagram that you've met at one stage or another or your old friends or whatever
Starting point is 00:19:40 whose now Instagram feed is dominated with meats. Yeah. Yeah. Same. It's not interesting. Maybe it's a Perth thing. We've both spent time in Perth. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:52 I'm from Perth. You're from Perth. Not only have I spent time in Perth, I lived there for 20 years. Well, I lived there for three or four years in total. And a lot of people- I think it is a Perth thing. Maybe it's a Perth thing. I don't have a personality of my own, clearly.
Starting point is 00:20:04 So what I will be is a meat smoker. I hope there's no one from Perth listening to this. And if you are, tell us if you like to smoke meats. But honestly, there's this one person who will remain nameless. They're doing the 2am wake up. Oh, just turn in me brisket. Mate, I couldn't give less of a meat smoker, to be honest. Like, I don't want to hear about this.
Starting point is 00:20:32 As a way to say thank you for listening to episode one of Tony and Ryan, we thought the least we could do is give you some recommendations. Oh, yeah. Do you want to go first? Sure. But you're not going to. I'm not going to like it because it's a TV recommendation and it's going to be shit.
Starting point is 00:20:48 So basically you can skip forward 40 seconds and just wait till mine. I hope people back me up on this. They won't because you've actually already told me about this TV show. Forget what you think you know about T-Pain. Can someone tag Tony Lodge and tell her that this is pop on Netflix. The auto-tune T-Pain episode is a great, wholesome, raw, beautiful piece of television. Okay, we need to just rewind and freeze.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Forget what you think you know about T-Pain. I feel like what do people know about T-Pain? Well, they just hear his music and his auto-tune and just make assumptions. But he's a beautiful man. Do you know what is a good song? What? It was T-Pain's, like, first ever song.
Starting point is 00:21:36 That song, like, Gonna buy you a drink. Have you heard the acoustic version? I'm gonna take you home with me. No, but it's a good song, isn't it? It's a great song. And the acoustic version? I'm going to take you home with me. No, but it's a good song, isn't it? It's a great song. Yeah. And the acoustic version that he did changed his life
Starting point is 00:21:47 and you can watch that on This Is Pop on Netflix, the autotune T-Pain episode, It Is Beautiful Television. We didn't plan that. No. We actually didn't. We didn't plan for me to sing that song and for you to say that. Because when I told Tony to watch this show, she said... Absolutely not.
Starting point is 00:22:06 Everything you recommend to me, shit. You don't recommend good shows, you recommend shit shows. This is what you sound like, by the way. It's true. Great. That's exactly what I sound like. It's just the microphone making me sound different in real life. That's why I sound like that, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:21 I don't like anything that you've ever recommended to me to watch. Or it starts off okay and then it gets shit and you're like, oh, nah, it gets better. Just get to the seventh season, then it really starts to find its own. Yeah. What else have I recommended for you? On Becoming a God in Central America. Oh, that's with Kirsten Dunn.
Starting point is 00:22:39 Bridget, my wife, is obsessed with Kirsten Dunn, so yeah, I regret that. That was, it just didn't go anywhere. I'm sorry if you love that show. I just couldn't get into it. Well, my recommendation for you, you listening, forget Tony Felicia Lodge. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:22:54 My recommendation is This Is Pop by Netflix. On Netflix with the T-Pain episode. It's great. Watch it. And then tell Tony she was wrong. It's great. She shouldn't be so defensive about T-Pain in my editorial choices. Okay. Sorry. Well,
Starting point is 00:23:08 I've got a recommendation that will comfort you after you watch the shit TV show that Ryan's recommended. My recommendation is chocolate mousse. Because I feel like it is very often overlooked as a
Starting point is 00:23:24 dessert option. It is. Especially at home. Especially at home. I feel like it is very often overlooked as a dessert option. It is, especially at home. Especially at home. I feel like it's a when you're out special treat. Or like if you're ordering Red Rooster or KFC. Who's ordering Red Rooster? What? Red Rooster is so good.
Starting point is 00:23:39 Are you joking me? You don't like Red Rooster? Okay, I'm changing my recommendation to Red Rooster. No, no, no, you can't waste two in one. Are you serious? You don't like Red Rooster? So where we live in Richmond, there's a Red Rooster. There's a Red Rooster? Okay, I'm changing my recommendation to Red Rooster. No, no, no, you can't waste two in one. Are you serious? You don't like Red Rooster? So where we live in Richmond, there's a Red Rooster. There's a Red Rooster on Swan Street. And what's 100 metres down from it?
Starting point is 00:23:51 KFC. And you're going to choose Red Rooster. There's two chicken places and you're going to choose Red Rooster. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Different types of chicken. When you feel like Red Rooster, you don't feel like KFC. When you feel like Red Rooster, you don't feel like KFC. They're feel like Red Rooster, you don't feel like KFC. They're different.
Starting point is 00:24:06 Dude, podcast by yourself. Oh. We had a good ride. We didn't even get through the first episode. When you want KFC, you want KFC. You want, like, dirty, good, like, hearty chicken, like fried chicken. I mean, do you want anything that's not this description?
Starting point is 00:24:27 And Red Rooster, you want like a chicken roll or like the good chippies that they have at Red Rooster. But you reckon they're the same. No, I don't. You just said, why would I go to Red Rooster when there's a KFC right next door? No, it's why would you go to Red Rooster? No.
Starting point is 00:24:42 That's it, you'd never. Red Rooster's really good. Have you got an ambassadorship? Are you angling for something? No, I'm not. I really like Red Rooster. I know I've said this a few times in this first episode, but can you please get into Tony Lodge's socials
Starting point is 00:24:56 and tell her that she's an idiot because... Red Rooster is delicious and I will fight to the death over it. Anyway, back to my recommendation though, mousse. I am with you on mousse. It is often overlooked and And my boyfriend Torbs actually makes this delicious chocolate mousse at home and it's so easy. Homemade. So yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:14 You've got a ritzy luxe courtyard and a boyfriend who makes homemade chocolate mousse. Mate, you are doing all right. No. Okay. So all you have to do is put a can of coconut cream in the fridge like the day before. So we've actually just permanently got a can in the fridge in case we want mousse. Then you literally add cocoa and a little bit of sugar, whiz it up with your beaters from Kmart, which are like literally $12. Thank you very much.
Starting point is 00:25:41 Pay for itself many times. Literally. Cost per use. Yeah, and because obviously we're saving on the delivery from Red Rooster, so we can just make our own mousse. And fluff it up, chef's kiss. Amazing. Can you do a reel that's like you and Torb's making this homemade mousse?
Starting point is 00:25:56 Yep. That's a great recommendation. Yep, thank you. And that's vegan as well. So if anybody is a vegan, you can make that yourself. Sorry, you know what I took off my list? Obviously, we were just talking about personality types. I wrote here, having dietary requirements is not a personality.
Starting point is 00:26:12 You've officially ticked every box on the joke. No, I'm not vegan. It's just a nice addition that if you are vegan, it caters to that. So if you make that. You're better than me. I get it. If you like that mousse, you make that moose, let me know. All right.
Starting point is 00:26:26 Before we head out of here... I do like this song. Yeah, I totally was good. We thought we'd just finish off with things we love to see. Okay. You go first. Oh, I just did that whole rant about moose. Do you want to talk?
Starting point is 00:26:40 Oh, actually, is yours uplifting? Because mine's kind of sad. Yeah, no, you go first. Okay. All right. So my you love to see it for this episode is, I don't know if you saw this, but there is a young girl, she's 22, and she's very anxious and she's suffering from COVID at the moment.
Starting point is 00:26:58 Oh, yeah, yuck. Like, poor, poor thing. Anyway, so her family have been trying to get her some treatment and she's really struggling to breathe, so they're trying to put her on ventilators. But she's quite an anxious young girl and she also suffers from Down syndrome. Right.
Starting point is 00:27:13 And a ventilator would freak you out a bit, right? Yeah, it would. And they've been trying to put her on these ventilators. She's just not having it. She's just really nervous around it. Her parents are there and she's watching The Wiggles, which is her favourite show to try and calm her down. Yep. Anyway, one of the head nurses at the hospital that she's at said, you know what we should do? Let's reach out to The Wiggles and see if they'll make a
Starting point is 00:27:34 little video or something. Oh, that is really nice. The Wiggles came through. They've made this video and it says like, hey, Sarah, like make sure you're wearing your ventilators all day because they're going to help you be big and strong. It's Anthony Wiggle and they've made this beautiful video for this girl so that she feels comfy and she's back on track. She's ready to go. You do love to see that. You love to see it.
Starting point is 00:27:55 That is great. I like that. Yeah. And just quietly, between that and the Uber Eats ad, that's the best thing the Wiggles have done this month. All right, something I love to see, and this is on behalf of what I'm going to call the internet, the Relatable Jace group, the Tony and Ryan podcast group, and fans of One Trick Tony.
Starting point is 00:28:17 You know what I love to see? What? Tony Lodge is back on the wireless on the podcast studio, folks. You love to see it. I love to see it. Well, I love to see it. Well, it's great to have you here. Thanks so much for listening. Love you, bye.
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