Toni and Ryan - TARP vs Dolly Parton

Episode Date: October 15, 2024

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The real life was one of the... Of Sacramento. Yeah. Yep. That show. Hello. Emba! Hi, Emba! How you doing?

Hi. I'm good. How are you? We're very well. Now what have we caught you doing? I'm just hanging out are you? We're very well. Now what have we caught you doing? Oh, I'm just hanging out outside with my dog. Oh, beautiful. That sounds like a great day. Now, Amber, I believe that it's not, it's so hot. Oh, too hot. It's in California.

It's a hundred and two degrees today. That is... Celsius. She's on fire. Yeah, she's on fire. Boiling points in Sacramento. No wonder she's called ember. Like the ember of a fire. Have you ever heard that before?

Ember? No. Oh my God. I was kind of making a joke when I asked that. Oh my God. That's incredible news being a jerk when I asked that. Oh my God. That's incredible news. That actually serves you right for trying to be a jerk to me.

It does. Thank you. I accept your apology. We've got some crazy coincidence chat today, ladies and gentlemen. Ember, who did your grandma go to high school with? So my whole family from the South and my grandma went to high school in Tennessee with Dolly Parton. Oh that's sick. Huge. Oh I would tell everybody that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I, I do. When you, when you said who my grandma went to high school with I thought, oh

here we go. But that's good. That's very, very good. That's good. Okay. Hey, don't doubt us, man. I like that. I like that. Amber, will you approve today's podcast? I would love to.

She certainly will, darlin'. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Redact that. Redact that. So in reality, I'm Joleen. Hi, this is Amber from California and I approve this podcast. Today's episode could be crazy because we've just ordered Banh Mi and Vietnamese ice coffees and they're on the way. They're on the way.

We're racing against the clock. This is basically an episode of 24. Food could turn up anytime. Yeah. Any minute. Any minute. Someone from Uber. Oh, do we would like to play roulette of will they be on a bike, scooter or car?

You know what recently has gotten me a couple of times. It says they're on a park. Then they rock up in a car and I go, Oh, well, like, are you sure that's mine? Yeah. But also like, I thought you were like, Oh yeah, I'm out on my bike and you're in your car. Yeah. That's like, what do you mean? You buy a bike just for show.

There's only one person who implies they're riding a bike and doesn't use it in this town and it's Tony Lodge. That's like, what do you mean? You buy a bike just for show. There's only one person who implies they're riding a bike and doesn't use it in this town and it's Tony Lodge. That's me. Anyway, if you hear us run off mid episode, you'll know, or the episode just ends. It ends and you just go, ah, the barn mays arrived. Now don't blame bond me. Lean on ban me. Lean on ban me when you're not strong. I'll be your friend.

The Vietnamese coffee helps me carry on. Beyond me. Beyond me? Beyond me. Oh. It's how they say ban me in No. Beyond me. Oh. That's how they say ban me in France. As we heard in today's...

I think I just say ban me. As we heard in today's approval from EMBA, I think 50% of Americans have a claim to fame or coincidence involving Dolly Parton. 50? Yep. Pump it up, Doug. I reckon it might be more. 87% of Americans have a connection somehow to Dolly Parton. 50? Yep. Pump it up, Doug. I reckon it might be more. 87% of Americans have a connection somehow to Dolly Parton.

And that's a real stat. Don't Google it. Real stat. We didn't. We didn't, yeah. We just say stuff. So we have in the past on this podcast done coincidence chat where people tell us their coincidences and often they're not that coincidental at all.

They're just fucking garbage stories. Oh, don't be nasty though. We have had some clangers. So we have, there have been some shockers. Personal highlight of mine is that girl who went to college with someone who thought that they looked like their brother. That's not really a coincidence. Oh, sorry.

That's not really a coincidence. That's just something that happened. Okay. Barely happened. It's something maybe almost happened. Okay. And it barely happened. So. It almost happened. It's something maybe almost happened. It's not a coincidence. Now I've done the heavy lifting here, guys. I've ordered these coincidences from Great Yarn all the way down to Go Fuck Yourself.

Oh no, I feel so bad. People give us their stories. They know what they're doing. Do they? The tarpas have really cooked this one. People give us their stories. They know what they're doing. Do they? The tarpas have really cooked this one. People love telling their coincidence chat about, oh, I met someone whose birthday was the day before mine coincidence.

But I want to, I want to let you know that they're five because when you hear the third one, you're going to go, well, fuck me, how do you beat that? There's five, they're five years old. There's five coincidences. You said I want to let you know they're five. And they're in order. They're the band five. I love that band. I have that CD.

They're like back streets back, but not. Yeah. It was, it was what Aldi fucking. Everybody get up, sing it. One, two, three, four. Family make you get better. Get older. Yeah. up, sing it. One, two, three, four. Family make you get better. Get older.

Yeah. It was on the like Barbie slumber party mixes. Yeah, I bet it was. Like Barbie pool party and stuff. Did you have those Sophie? I had versions of that. Yeah, nice. Oh, it's interesting you say that because the first coincidence is from

Tapa Matthew McFarlane, AKA Barbie Q, an Australian drag queen. Oh, love it. Do you love the name? Yes, I love Barbie Q. I'm just going to Google them so I can have in my mind. Yep. Love it. Love, love, love. I went to a Dolly Parton show as Barbecue and when she started singing Jolene, she walked up to me, told everyone how pretty I was. And instead of singing Jolene, she walked up to me, told everyone how pretty I was. And instead of singing Jolene, she sung Drag Queen, Drag Queen, Drag Queen, Drag Queen.

And it inspired me to do my own drag Dolly Parton tribute show, which is now my job and she has changed my life forever. I love Dolly Parton, says Matt. I've got literal goosebumps. My nipples have never been harder. Yeah. And you saw that picture of you in the apron. So fuck me right up. That is such a great story.

Isn't that incredible? Genuinely incredible. And Dolly Parton, what a fucking good... Yeah. Like, don't beat that. Yeah. That is just, don't beat that. Yeah. That's Dolly.

She's donated millions of books to people, supported so many families. She has done... Money for Science? Incredible. Like, just in... Side note, would Money for Science be a great name for an electronic band? I was literally just about to say band, but electronic band is even closer. Yeah.

Matt Coates. Oh, I think we should stay on barbecue because I know that they're going to get worse. I think they're getting better. Okay. But I actually, I love that from barbecue though. I actually can't even look at the last one on my screen. Okay.

It's that fucked up. No. Okay. All right. Let's go to Matt. Oh boy. Where's the bar of me getting hit? You think it's so beat up the bar?

Me. Okay. All right. First, this is second to five. This is fun. I worked as a, this is Matt. I worked as a food service manager at Dollywood. Oh wow.

I met and fed Dolly on several occasions. She is genuinely a sweetheart. I am very glad to hear that. She's very sweet. A parent always says hi to the staff and... Well hi darling. Yeah, you can imagine just coming on in, loving it. It's a Southern hospitality.

Yeah, Southern hospitality. Three from five. Kelsey. Oh, was that the whole thing? You you really struggling with the number five this week? That, but that was the whole thing of that one, that he'd met her and fed her and she was really, really nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Right, right, right. Kelsey. Hi, Kelsey. My auntie is in the Dollywood pamphlets. So you know how you'd have a pamphlet for a theme park and then she's like random punters in photos, like enjoying the day. Yeah. So Kelsey's auntie is in one of the pamphlets. That's pretty good actually.

Yeah. Because Dolly probably approved that. You know, maybe. And that was that stretch. Okay. It's still Dollywood. It's Dollywood, like it's attached. Yeah, that's fine, that's a good connection.

Would you whip that out at a dinner party though? Dollywood. Like it is what it is. It's Dollywood, like it's attached. It's fine, it's fine. That's a good connection. Would you whip that out of the dinner party though? You know what I mean? Dollywood. That is, that is, I was going to say the craziest thing that's going to happen in this segment. All right.

Now here's where people get fucked up. I think the pamphlet's all right. Okay. Yep. Okay. Yep. Emily. Hi, Emily. Dolly Parton owns... Dolly Parton owns an investment property in a town that my grandpa once played golf at. fact. Practically best friends.

Do you own a house that you've never lived in in a place that my grandpa went once? Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. I thought you were going to say where my grandpa lives. I was like, fuck, that's a stretch. And then it was even worse than that. And it's not even like my this would still be a stretch, but it was like, my grandpa plays golf there each week. Yeah. One time, one time he goes to a town and plays golf one time.

And Dolly happens to own a house in that town as an investment. Oh, fuck. Was that number four? Yeah. The last one's from Ryan Christopher. Hang on, I need a second. And he can really go fuck himself. We have to hurry up, the bar means we're on the way.

Oh, I'm so sorry. Yeah, keep it tight. Oh, fuck me. Grandpa played golf there once. Geez. That's amazing. Do you want me to read it out? I don't know. I actually don't know. Do you want to read it out?

I don't know. I'm crying. I am actually there. My cheeks are like, these are coming from my eyes. This is the greatest coincidence. What have you like, what is your connection to Dolly Barton? I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. actually there are tears. My cheeks are like, it's coming from my eyes. This is the greatest coincidence. What have you, like, what is your connection to Dolly Parton? Should I send it to Tony? It's only five words. No, you got this.

Ryan Christopher. And I know I said he can go fuck himself before, but I would like to reiterate that fact. Reiterate, yeah, great. Ryan Christopher says, I work from nine to five. I want my podcast back. It's been hijacked for these psychopath tarpers. They're just getting a bit crazy. You said that they got worse.

They got better as they went on. That is so funny. Do you know it? Yeah. How do you know? Well, I've got this job from nine to five. Yeah. And that's it.

Hang on. In Ryan's defense, we didn't say, do you know what we said? What's your connection? What's your coincidence? Coincidence. What a coincidence. My coincidence is with Ryan that my granddad had a job he went to once from 9 to 5. I also know a guy that's once played golf.

So, you know. Oh, fuck. My actual face is in pain. Yeah, I'm in tears. And that's not because I'm waiting on a barmaid. Hi, this is Amber from California and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Are you sure you parked over here? Do you see it anywhere?

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All right. A massive shout out to a few of our Jamie and Tabith. Dolly Parton. I wonder if a few people maybe have some more connections to Dolly Parton that they could pop on today's episode thread because that's made me really happy. Should we find another celebrity that there's no one like Dolly. There isn't anyone like Dolly. There actually isn't anyone like Dolly. I would go Barbara Streisand. I reckon people would have a connection with Babs.

What's the famous one? Kevin Bacon. Yeah, but everyone's done that. Yeah. Cause that's the famous one? Kevin Bacon. Yeah, but everyone's done that. Yeah. Cause that's the, there's a website and everything. Six degrees of Kevin Bacon. Yeah. Yeah.

And that song. What song? You let the dogs out? Yep. Did you know Kevin Bacon was in the bar, huh, man? Did you know that Kevin Bacon and I, we used to sleep together? Really? Did ya?

How come? I thought, wasn't that on the podcast? Was that on the podcast? I don't think I was here that day. Anyway, anyway, it's not important. I've got a few champion tapas here to shout out. AJG, good on ya AJ. Uh, Riley Cross, you won't be after you listen to that.

Uh, Will Smith. Connections to Will Smith, obviously is the, yeah. Uh, Rosie, good on you Rosie. Joel Booby and Heather Schmidt. Good on you guys. Thank you very much. Being part of Patreon. Booby and a tit back to back. What was that? What did you just say? What were the last two ones? What were the last two names there? What were the last two names of the champion tarpers? Tony and Ryan on Patreon.

Thanks for supporting us. Joel Booby and Heather Schmidt. Oh, Schmidt. Yeah. A Booby and a Schmidt. Do do do do do. Okay. So the other week we heard Tony and Accountant Nick sending sexy texts to each other.

Oh, okay. No, that's blasphemy. That's fake news. On my first day as an accountant, when I was 22 or whatever I was. 22. When I was 22, I can do your tax return too. I don't know the tune of that song. So sitting next to me is Nick.

So we started on the same day. And when we went to like training camp, like we shared a hotel and we always got like buddied up together and we've been friends ever since. And he's a great guy. Great guy. And now, so he does Tony's tax and my tax and he's cause he's an accountant still and runs his own thing. He's doing great. And he is a friend and we've got to know him and Tony's got to know him.

And last week, Tony accidentally put an XOXO. It was actually three X's, no hugs, just kisses. Oh, just, yeah, no foreplay. So yeah, it was yeah, three X and all that. Yeah, like triple X. So, rating. So, all right. So from there, I'm going to tell you the story of what happened.

And then I'm going to tell you the story that Tony thinks happened. And we as a community, as a community, we'll guess which sounds more reasonable and more realistic and which probably happened. So in Australia at the moment, it's like tax time. The end of the financial year was a few months ago. The accountants do the bits and bits and about now is kind of like people are signing and putting their tax in and doing all that crap.

So because Tony and Nick are texting. He had texted me for business purposes. He was texting to say like, can you come in and sign this thing? Or he goes, you know what, let me just pop around on the way home. You know, I'll just drop into your place and we can sign it there. Cause like I said, we've all become friends and it's like not a big deal. And he goes, oh, and then Torbz is already there. Yep.

Knock them all out. Instead of, cause like signing stuff and then faxing it back and like, what the fuck? Okay. Faxing is obviously. Scanning. Yeah. Oh, but then who's got, cause like signing stuff and then faxing it back and like, Okay, faxing is obviously. Scanning. Yeah. Oh, but then who's got the, like, it's a fucking nightmare. No, totally. So he just goes, I'll just pop in, sign it off.

All good. And he knows, bless him, that I don't like admin. So he's kind of like, fuck it, take that off your plane. Okay. So let me tell you my, let me tell you what's actually happened. And then let me tell you the conversation that Tony had with herself and me. Please actually shut the fuck up because I don't like that you're, this is, what's that word? Living in the real world?

Character assassination. So Nick says, I'll pop by for you to sign the stuff. Yeah. Does that sound like a normal thing that would happen with the accountant, Sophie? It sounds pretty normal. Yep. Yeah. Does that sound like a normal thing that would happen with the accountant? Sophie sounds pretty normal.

Yep. Tony comes in and goes, so Nick's coming around for a breakfast date and how many pieces of food do you normally have on a breakfast charcuterie board? And I thought I never use the word date. Did you use the rest of it? But I never said the word date. Nick's coming around for a cute little brunch date. I'm going to do a breakfast charcuterie board.

Should I check his fucking diet trees? Should his wife come around? Should I get him a gift? What kind of pastries? Blah, blah, blah. I think I'm going to do a breakfast charcuterie board and lay it all out. And Tony's asked me this question. She's like, oh, you know Nick pretty well. Do you think you'd prefer the prosciutto or the smoked ham? And I went, Oh, sorry.

Don't talk fucking Dally talk around. And I go, I, I think someone's misread this. I think he's coming around to go, yep, just initial that and sign at the bottom. And I'll be on my way. Why have you, and then, and then this is what I reckon is going to happen. He's going to go, have you got people coming around today? What's all this food?

And I'll lie. And I'll say, yeah, I do. I've got a party later on with lots of people. I'm hosting a baby shower for 90 women. Yeah. And I've ordered all these food.

On a weekday, on the same day as I'm signing off my taxes. I'm having a baby shower and selling Tupperware. And does your wife, Nick need any Avon products? Cause we haven't a fucking big knees up here. Yeah. Um, well, true or false.

Okay. I'd ask you to text him and get some clarification, but I think you guys need to put your phones down. Yeah, no, we need to put your phones down. Yeah, no, we need to address this in person. I hope there's some cold water at the security. Security? Security?

Well, how much stuff on the security board? I'm like, I don't think you know what this is. No, so he was like- Because we know you love to entertain. I do, and I love to have fun. And you know that. Yeah, but some people have jobs. Nah, well, I don't know what that's like. I mean, you just wrapped me up before because you said,

I've actually got barn me on the way. So if you can actually will cop that. Yeah. Let me hang on. You've got no, you go defend yourself, but you've got 12 minutes. Okay. Oh no, that's perfect. All right. So yeah. So he goes, Oh, I'll drop in. I'll do the thing. Oh, we can have a coffee. Yep. And I go, great. And then I'm like, Oh, well, I'll get some black. Maybe we should have some breakfast. And then I was like, like, what am I going to do? Be like, Oh, Nick, you're a fancy Melbourne accountant. Do you want a bit of toast? Do you know what I mean?

And I felt like I had to order something, like organize something, offer something. First of all, fancy an accountant. Don't need to be put in the same sentence ever again. Cause it's assumed. But you know, like, and I know that you give me shit for like, oh, the finance team and stuff, but I'm like, oh, like, thanks for putting everything together. It's on his way to work. He needs to get into town to keep working and running. Yeah, no, but you know what? I'm work because I'm hard work.

You are hard, very hard work. But also like, I'm paying for his time. Yeah. And he doesn't, yeah. So the longer you keep him there, the more you need to pay him. Oh, he's on the clock. Oh, that's a bit depressing. In fact, that's your cutery book.

It cost you a fortune. Yeah, it could actually. But anyway, so I thought, oh, well, like we're mates. Let me get along. Like, yeah, someone have a coffee and like, you know what, if none of, if like whatever I've organized. What have you organized? So I love being the host and I thought that this would be really... If I find out you've hired some catering company to fucking hand cook some muffins or some shit, what the fuck have you done?

You should wear the apron. Might get it for free. Yeah. Well, no. Yeah, Gordon Ramsay's coming around. Well, so I ordered, I ordered this, which is a box of mixed. What the fuck? Holy fuck.

A box of mixed breakfast wraps. Hang on, pass that back here. Okay. Let me read it out. Okay. It is a catering company. And it's just like you buy the box. It's not like, you know.

Yeah, so you can't just pick and choose. You have to get the whole box. Well, it's the mix. And cause then I thought, well, I don't know, like Nick's Diet Trees, I can't just pick and choose. You have to get the whole box. Well, it's the mix. And cause then I thought, well, I don't know, like Nick's diet trees. I don't know. Breakfast wraps. It includes the chorizo and egg wrap, the bacon and egg wrap, egg and mushroom, spinach wrap. That's vegetarian. This platter includes 24 pieces.

Box dimensions, 25 centimeters by 36 centimeters by eight. You can choose your flavor of seats to be sprinkled around the side. Now I'm giving you shit, but that does sound nice. A total killer jewels for the whole thing. Oh yeah, it's got all the health information. Great for a party of eight to 10 people. And even the word party is interesting. Fucking hell, how much are they?

Tony Lodge. No, no, no, no. But then. Look at that. I won't say that number out loud. That's a cheap breakfast. For eight, not for two. Well, yeah. And then and then I did a bit of a panic order because I was like, well, what if people don't like people, Nick, like a salty breakfast. So then I got, um, like a fruit platter. So breakfast, so there's like little fruit salad cups and also like some yoga and granola, mixed pots, 10 granola and yogurt and 10 seasonal fruit.

Oh really? Oh no, it's a total of 10 pots. So you can choose between those. So you get three, three and four. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, a drizzle of honey, uh, a Greek yogurt that's been sweetened, uh, individual pot and the fruit gluten fucking 10 pots. Great for 10 people, a pot each the fruit, gluten, fucking 10 pots. Great for 10 people, a pot each to have with their wrap.

Yeah. And then I just got some like fresh squeezed juice and we'll do coffees at home. Cause you wouldn't buy a coffee cause you wouldn't want to waste the money. No, well, like, cause not every, like, I don't know what everyone wants. Oh my God. I'm going to have to go buy different types of milk cause I don't know what type of milky wants. Oh my God, I'm going to have to go buy different types of milk because I don't know what type of milk he takes. Oh no.

And you'll get there and you go, do you want anything? And he goes, no, good. And you go, okay. Because he's real polite like you, you would just say no out of politeness. Yeah, I would. You're right. But doesn't that, wouldn't you feel so loved and appreciated if you walked in and someone goes, Oh my God, I just grabbed us a little something. It's just a little something.

Well, it is actually my love language to supply a croissant and a coffee. I feel like that's a nice little gesture. And then so right, Nick's going to come over and we're going to quickly do that thing. He might grab a wrap. He might take it with him. Right. And then what are you going to do with the other nine? Well, guess who's coming to my house for a meeting. Ryan John Dunn. Yeah. Fucking hell. Bridget canceled my breakfast, lunch and dinner for tomorrow.

I take everything back. You're a genius. What a great host. Me and Pippa are going to get lit on wraps. Yeah. And because I've just got- Dude, how does she go with the yoga pot though? She likes yoga.

Fuck she would, wouldn't she? She likes- Rich little bitch. She does like- Is there a salmon wrap in the, she likes yoga. Fuck she would, wouldn't she? Like rich little bitch. Is there a salmon wrap in the mix? There isn't a salmon wrap, no. Well that's a blot. Um, but yeah, so I just thought that would be nice. However, I've definitely panic ordered and like overcated and also cause they were like, we, the delivering window is between like 8.30 and 9.30 and I popped

on a little note and I was like, could you please What time is he getting there? Do it to us like as early as possible. He gets there at about nine? At nine. He could have gone by 10 past nine. I know. Cause he, as an accountant and a very diligent person, he'll probably

And he's just, that's the kind of guy he is. He'll be there at 8.50. He'll get in and go, oh, sorry, sorry, don't want to waste your time. I'm going to get to the office, just sign here and here and I'll get out of your way. And then I'll like skip traffic and whatever. And he'll go, Oh, sorry, Tony, don't want to waste your time. I'm going to get to the office, just sign here and here and I'll get out of your way. And then I'll like skip traffic and whatever. And he'll go, yep, great. Cool. Then he'll head into the office and then 10 yoga pots and 10 wraps are going to arrive.

Yeah. For you that I've organized for you. You know how it's a sign of Torbson. I would eat that all weekend though. Like, you know, it's like, it's not going to get thrown out. I actually think it's a sign of maturity to when someone learns new information, you know, it's like, it's not going to get thrown out. I actually think it's a sign of maturity to when someone learns new information, you are allowed to change your opinion. You know what I mean?

Cause some- Also, no, hang on. Now that you think you're going to get a chorizo on egg wrap, you're like on board. So what I'm saying is, is that I actually think this sounds like a great idea. Oh, beautiful. Thank you. I'm glad that now that you've got a fucking... Did you get the spinach or the bacon ones though?

It's a mix. So it's all of them. Cause someone else can have the spinach. No, that's fine. Well, maybe Nick will have that one. I'll ask him to eat those. I reckon he'll be gone before they get there. I really hope that's not the case.

Cause I did think that. I did think that. I'm like, fuck, if they come late, he's going to be gone. Did I say what Nick did at accounting camp on the Gulls? No, you're not allowed to tell this story. Okay. Cool. Because he's a very upstanding citizen.

Professional, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. A beautiful, beautiful accountant, a wonderful person. I've got to love to see it besides the fact I'm going to get wrapped up tomorrow. Yeah, nice. So spring has sort of started in Melbourne, but isn't it fair? We've had some beautiful afternoons, but wasn't yesterday morning like real fucking cold,

like it was a cold night. Chilly dog. And so there was a bit of frost around even. Frost. So my love to see it. So Bridget's been like from seed growing tomatoes on the kitchen bench. That's sick.

Because we're building like a veggie patch out the back. She's like, yeah, I'll just have them in seed and I can take care of them. And then when they're ready, I'll like take them outside. Transplant them out there, yeah. So she was gonna transplant them out last weekend and went, oh, I'll give it a few more days. And then the frost came

and frost is the natural enemy of young tomatoes. So my love- So hang on, you're gonna have to give me a little second on natural enemy of baby tomatoes. Woo. Well, you know how Batman's like anti-cryptonite. Oh, oh, you've just made so many people mad. And Mr. Freeze.

You mean Superman, obviously. Batman. Who did I say? You said Batman hates kryptonite. Batman, he's a toughie, he doesn't fuck with anyone. Yeah, he's all good. Does Batman have a kryptonite? Besides young women? I think young women have the kryptonite of Batman. That's poetic.

That is, yeah. So Bridge goes, I think I'll wait a bit on the tomatoes. Great call. So then- Does she want to come around for breakfast? So then, well, no, because we're all tomatoed up. So then she jumps on the like home veggie growers Facebook group. Great. And they're in mourning because lots of people- Because the natural enemy of the young tomato has come through-

Has swept through the evening. Swept the nation. And there's a lot of people saying, oh my Tommies didn't survive the frost. The frost has burnt the leaves. One person put their tomatoes like in a little jacket, like overnight to try and like get through the frost. Still didn't work. No good, no good at all. So my love to see it is we didn't put the tomatoes out, so ours are still good. Fuck yeah. I love to see that.

Thank you. Great call from Bridge on that. Honestly, great call. Yeah, that's amazing. One of the best calls I've heard regarding breakfast foods. Okay. I've got a love to see it here that

there's this fucking Instagram page called I am 30 AF. I love that. Yeah. They've posted the funniest stuff. And then it makes me feel even older because I'm like, your, I am your target demo. Yeah. And you're nailing it.

But they posted one the other day and it was a kind of a repost of a tweet from Kate Haywood. And it says, it's a little tip for unsociable people. Simply pop your code on before answering your front door. If it's someone you don't wanna see, you just say, oh, I'm so sorry, I'm actually on my way out. Yeah, genius move. And if it's someone you do wanna see,

you go, oh, you caught me just on time, I just got home. Brilliant. And you can just sweep the coat back off. If I get to your house tomorrow and you're wearing a coat, I'm going to be so fucked off. So I'm just on my way out. We've got a plan meeting. Me and Pippa are out of here. You've catered it. There's all this food on the table.

Speaking of catering, we've got to go. Honestly, great call. We've got bar and me's on the way. You let me check. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, no, we're done here. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done.

Absolutely love you. We'll keep you abreast of the catering and the- Keep you abreast of the chicken. That was the funniest thing of the whole episode. Love ya. Hey, tomorrow is normal or nah. Leave your normal- there's a thread in the Facebook group. Facebook group, yep.

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