Toni and Ryan - TARPaTHON 3: Three-cap

Episode Date: June 29, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This episode is sponsored by the OCS Summer Pre-Roll Sale. Sometimes when you roll your own joint, things can turn out a little differently than what you expected. Maybe it's a little too loose. Maybe it's a little too flimsy. Or maybe it's a little too covered in dirt because your best friend distracted you when you dropped it on the ground. There's a million ways to roll a joint wrong, but there's one roll that's always perfect. The Pre-Roll. Shop the Summer Pre-Roll and infuse pre-roll sale today at ocs.ca and participating retailers.
Starting point is 00:00:28 What matters most to you? Is it unforgettable adventures, connections with lifelong friends, peaceful moments of reflection, feelings of joy and freedom you can't wait to experience again and again? Or is it the vehicles that help you make all those special moments possible? Whatever your answer is, can't wait to experience again and again? Or is it the vehicles that help you make
Starting point is 00:00:45 all those special moments possible? Whatever your answer is, Toyota is here to bring you closer to the things that matter to you, because they matter to us too. Toyota, for what matters most. I'm Tapa Izzy from London. I'm Halle from Perth.
Starting point is 00:01:03 I'm Tapa Erin from Sunset Coast, Queensland. I'm Tapa Becky. I'm Tapa Lynn from from London. I'm Harley from Perth. I'm Tapa Erin from Sunshine Coast, Queensland. I'm Tapa Becky. I'm Tapa Lynn from Falkirk in Scotland. I'm Tapa Jazz from Rampton. I'm Tapa Leslie from Chicago. I'm Tapa Jamie from Winnipeg in Canada. Tapa Jess from Geelong. This is Eddie.
Starting point is 00:01:17 I'm Tapa Kristy with Dave. It's Tapa Tiffany from the Creed Mountain State of New Hampshire over in the US. I'm Tapa Moida from Edinburgh, Scotland. I'm Tapa Ethan from Perth, Western Australia. I'm Tiffany from the Creed Mountain State of New Hampshire over in the US. I'm Tarpa Moida from Edinburgh, Scotland. I'm Tarpa Ethan from Perth, Western Australia. I'm Carissa. This is Remus and this is Shadow. We're from Pennsylvania.
Starting point is 00:01:32 I'm Tarpa Hayley from Colchester, UK. I'm Tarpa Susan from California. I'm Kirsten. Hey, I'm Anthony from Sydney. I'm Tarpa Chelsea from Columbus, Ohio. I'm Tarpa Spidercat from Newstead, Victoria. I'm Tarpa Dr. Jen from the beautiful state of Kentucky in the USA.
Starting point is 00:01:47 I'm Tapa Meadowstone from Kentucky. This is Hannah from Oregon. I'm Tapa Joshi. And I'm Tapa Ashi. We're from Brisbane. I'm Tapa Nicole and I'm from Massachusetts. I'm Tapa Jess. I'm Tapa Maddie from Wodah.
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Starting point is 00:02:51 That half an hour is important. Tony and I, once we complete this next half hour, we've done the time and we've completed, we needed to complete 20 challenges, we completed 22. We fucking smashed it. We did. We fucking smashed it. We did. We fucking smashed it. We've hit the wall.
Starting point is 00:03:08 Sorry this episode is flat. But I think like it's flat and the people that have been here through the ebbs and flows like are like far out, I can't believe you're even still standing. Yeah. But then also if you wanna check it out, you are, the replay, oh my God, I'm so sorry about, check it out, you are the replay. Oh my
Starting point is 00:03:25 God, I'm so sorry about, oh my gosh, things are going downhill. The replay will be up inside Patreon very soon. We've decided, so we, we realized we didn't really have a podcast about three hours ago and the few brain cells we had remaining kind of went towards trying to crowdfund some normal or NAS and crowdfund some ideas. And every time we asked people, we would then get distracted or like fall asleep almost. So we've been through it, but I think we've got some good shit.
Starting point is 00:04:00 I think the last little tiny, not even ounce of energy, but like milled drops of energy I had were wasted trying to catch mandarins being thrown over a wall. They hit the wall smashed, and then I back rubbed the wall to soak up the juice. And then you got so sticky. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:04:19 Yeah, no idea. That's where the last of my energy went. I do want to send a shout out to Anonymous. Hi, no idea. But that's where the last of my energy went. I do want to send a shout out to Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Who joined us and said, "'Cause of Cozzy Lives, I fell into the sexy side, "'I fell into a sexy side hustle on Twitter, "'cashing in on my greatest natural gifts
Starting point is 00:04:38 "'in brackets, the twins. "'I ended up making enough money "'to bridge the gap of living expenses. "'Anyway, today I was eating breakfast, "'trying to figure out how I could afford "'to sign up to Patreon.'" I ended up making enough money to bridge the gap of living expenses anyway today I was eating breakfast trying to figure out how I could afford to sign up to patreon. Fuck yeah So I put up a Twitter post asking my thirsty boys for $35 dues So I could watch tarpathon within 10 minutes the cash was on my account and I upgraded to a champion tarpa I know this is a bit of a humble brag
Starting point is 00:05:04 But thanks to me and thanks to my bazungas here the fuck I am. I mean, you do love to see some boobs doing the hard lifting, because often we're lifting them. Yeah. So it's nice to see the boobs lifting us every time, every now and again. So that's huge news. Another bit of a check-in is by the time this episode goes out, it's not live, if you've seen Sex and the City, you may be confused. Uh-huh. By the time this goes out, my chest is probably
Starting point is 00:05:31 going to be significantly more fucked. Oh, yeah. I did have Tony wax my chest 22 hours ago, and it's not the waxer, it's the waxing products and the squirmy boy that she was trying to wax. I think just a little bit of sensitive skin and, yeah, poor little baby. Tony dominated the basketball shooting challenge?
Starting point is 00:05:55 You dominated learning how to knit? I don't want to go into too many of my things because I've got a few things to talk about after the champion type of shout outs, but I hear you have a few normal or na's. Yep. I only know that because I wasn't allowed to read the comments for a little while. Now Brett Allen has sent through a normal or na.
Starting point is 00:06:11 Who, sorry? Brett, sorry Brett Anne. Brett Anne. Not telling your husband the wedding reception is tropical themed. We are dressed and ready and I just remembered. Oh, so it's supposed to be like colourful, fun, island vibes and you're in like a suit. Yeah, but he hasn't told his husband.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Oh. I didn't know I mentioned that. Also why are you wearing the tux? That's your energy I reckon. Did I not tell you that it was Blah dress code? Yeah, it sucks. It sucks. Oh, I mean, not normal because not ideal, but some of those things you just forget, don't ya?
Starting point is 00:06:49 You just forget. Yeah, you just forget. And that is, sometimes, it is what it is. So true. Yeah. I think I fell asleep mid-sentence. So true. Emma Artino.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Hi, Emma. She's got a normal one now. I hardly know her. Singing a song so you don't forget anything. For example, yes I locked the door I never forget to lock the door lock the door I totally locked the door locked the door like the door I locked the door and then she knows she's locked the door. I love that song at this late stage. I really gave that last song. You fucked that in.
Starting point is 00:07:30 Literally every single last piece of energy that I have. What I think about it, doing the song, is like sometimes I take a photo, like yes I locked the door, yes I turned the hair straightener off, no the oven's not on, you know, things like that. Yeah. Yeah. That helps.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Normal though, I reckon. Josie said, yes to the memory songs, we sing them at work and at early childcare. There's other words in that sentence, but I didn't read them. Okay. All right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:04 But Josie, good on ya. Thanks for being part of it. My phone is full of the pics. Caitlin, you dirty doll. Full of the pictures of the hair trainers off, the cars. Oh yes, yep. Cause whenever I, I did this with you the other day
Starting point is 00:08:23 that I parked somewhere and I took a picture of my car, the number. Yeah, but you forgot to put the car's brake on. In park, yeah. So true. But I remember some things. Yeah. I've got a normal now.
Starting point is 00:08:42 Okay. Do we just call it in and fail the best friend test for 26 minutes? No! No, absolutely not. And we're also, we're going to finish strong. Normal or nah. Yeah. Putting stuff into that toilet that is behind us.
Starting point is 00:09:00 Normal. Nah. What's nah about it. Every time you wanted some water you pulled your water bottle out of the toilet. Yeah it's in there. But if you don't want it that's fine, each to their throne. I just gave my last three brain cells to that gag so everyone better fucking appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Because that, so everyone's saying nah, what the fuck dude? Everyone say lol to my joke. Thank you, Chrissy D. Thank you, Bmax. Everyone say lol. This is a live podcast apparently. Rachel said comedy. Normal for the toilet space is at a premium.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Thank you, hilarious. Ryan, you're incredible. I'd fucking, yeah. Okay, okay, no, buy you a beer. Okay, uh, I got a little order. We want to also crowd source whether people are interested in the new type of water bottles we're going to invest in. Oh, which uh... Brewmate.
Starting point is 00:09:56 Brewmate. If you're new to the show, Frank Green doesn't think we're a good brand for... Frank Green's out. And they said we're not doing drink bottles with you guys anymore. But the other one, BroomA, is in. We're yet to be rejected by them. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:10 We don't know if they're- And also we aren't really looking for a partnership. We're just gonna buy them as our next water bottles. We just want water bottles. I get it. Like that's gonna be the next brand I buy from. Normal. Normal, very normal.
Starting point is 00:10:24 I am... How long've been on song on I'm hearing someone do meows I'm hearing meowing Chuck James is editing a real Charles I'll accept it oh fucking hell it's two? That's how long I've been going for. Um. Stick around. This episode is sponsored by the OCS Summer Pre-Roll Sale. Sometimes when you roll your own joint, things can turn out a little differently than what you expected. Maybe it's a little too loose. Maybe it's a little too flimsy. Or Maybe it's a little too loose. Maybe it's a little too flimsy. Or maybe it's a little too covered in dirt because your best friend distracted you
Starting point is 00:11:10 and you dropped it on the ground. There's a million ways to roll a joint wrong, but there's one roll that's always perfect, the pre-roll. Shop the summer pre-roll and infuse pre-roll sale today at ocs.ca and participating retailers. What matters most to you? Is it unforgettable adventures? Connections with lifelong friends? OCS.ca and participating retailers. possible. Whatever your answer is, Toyota is here to bring you closer to the things that matter to you. Because they matter to us to Toyota for what matters most. I'm going to be a little bit of a little bit of a Lifgow, Michael Fillipoo, Fillitallithpoo,
Starting point is 00:12:26 Tegan Murray, I'm Fillipoo, Kylie Wilson, love you Kylie, Jeanette L, Louise, Kira Lyle, and Tristan Newburn. Thank you very much for being part of Patreon. We really can't do it without you. I mean, we couldn't have done the Tarpeathon without you. It's so sick that we can do shit like this. It's just the best, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:12:45 I mean, I don't like it at the moment. There's literally nowhere I'd rather be than awake. I'm so sorry, but can I just say that I literally had to tear you away and convince you to not do another 24 hours about an hour and a half ago. If you knew here, Tony, I had to do another 24 hours by myself streaming so Tony could get a Porsche. Thanks to the good people.
Starting point is 00:13:07 At Porsche, send a Doncaster. At Porsche, send a Doncaster. I'll just do over your cough. Well, you don't need to do the credits because you didn't take the car. But a big thanks to Alexis who tried to hook that up for us. We really appreciate it. Yeah, you might have to apologize.
Starting point is 00:13:20 Actually, you don't have to, that's not fair on you. We just assumed that, yeah. Big day. Big day. Ah. Ah. Do you want to share the news? Yes.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Well, yeah, this is where it will be, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, during the, thank you, Giles, during the Tarpaathon, we said that we had a big announcement around hour 21, and that big announcement was that we are now just doing episodes from Monday to Thursday. Monday to Thursday. around hour 21, and that big announcement was that we are now just doing episodes from Monday to Thursday. Monday to Thursday. But it's so that we can do them all on YouTube,
Starting point is 00:13:55 video episodes. Every episode is on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and YouTube. So if- Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. And to get your fix on Friday, there'll be a reaction video on Friday on YouTube. So still five things a week,
Starting point is 00:14:13 four regular shows plus a reaction. Monday to Friday on YouTube, Monday to Thursday on Spotify and Apple. So the normal episodes- I'm so sorry. Oh God. I'm so sorry. The normal episodes Monday to Thursday are just that, God. The normal episodes, Monday to Thursday,
Starting point is 00:14:25 are just that, normal episodes. So whether you want to watch, whether you want to listen, whether some days you listen, some days you watch, it's totally up to you. It's so that you have more flexible enjoyment of the show. Also introducing the YouTube episodes means it's a bit more accessible for people with either like that a hard of hearing or vision impaired or languages other than English.
Starting point is 00:14:47 So we got a few tapas actually to test out the translation in the closed captioning on YouTube. And they said it was actually fairly close for them. So we got Spanish speaking tapas and French speaking tapas. And I got them to test it for me and they were like, oh, it's actually really close. So I've actually got the official verdicts from them. Was it wee wee?
Starting point is 00:15:09 Sorry. But that's like so far beyond what I could do right now. Sorry. See wee. And they said wee wee. Wee see. Do I know a French? Oh, that was the French one.
Starting point is 00:15:24 That's it. The Spanish guys. Oh, sorry. Anyway, so, yeah, this is very exciting. We're really pumped about it. And it will mean, yeah, that people can. So we'll still be able to listen on Spotify. And it's still free.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Apps are fucking lately. It's still free. Everyone can access the pod. And it's still free. It's still free. Everyone can access the pod. And that's just the fucking big dogs. But the logistics chat of that, thank you for the reminder someone in the comments,
Starting point is 00:15:54 is that the video episodes take a little bit longer to edit, it takes a little bit more like planning, a little bit more in the backend, you know. Longer to edit time. Logistics chat, all that shit. Money, resources. Money, resources. Money, resources. So we do have to drop down,
Starting point is 00:16:08 but it means that we have a bit more time to look into other things like more Tabathons or merch, or, you know, people are asking about, so we're really pumped. Yep. There is another big announcement. And that's that I found out who Colin Farrell is today. But did ya? No. And that's how I found out who Colin Farrell is today.
Starting point is 00:16:25 But did ya? No. I think people will be shocked to learn that Tony had no idea who Colin Farrell was. Never seen him in my life. And then we put a photo up as if she'd be like, oh that guy, still nothing. Still nothing. Now we've had people on this stream from Ireland, piss kittens because their own national treasure. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Starting point is 00:16:51 Is unknown to Tony Lodge. And Tony Lodge goes, what is Colin Farrell? Like, obviously he's not as famous as like a world known actor like Eric Banner. Or Richard Gere. or Richard Gere and then we talked about Colin Farrell for about five hours. We actually, Ryan and I almost had to call it at that point. Like that was... I nearly just, my body expired. My head like almost just fucking fully popped open. Yeah. But worth it because then one, someone said,
Starting point is 00:17:27 colon Farrell, and then that really opened up a whole new world of jokes. Another thing that was really cool during this tapathon was that we got Red Rooster. Do you remember that? That was pretty huge news. That was so sick. That was very unexpected. I loved it so much. Very unexpected. I loved it so much.
Starting point is 00:17:46 We had ripper rolls, we had classic rolls, we had... Flavor wrap? Yep. That's what I had. Flavor, flavor. We did a challenge where we guessed each other's macas order and then we ate it. And we... You sound like, do you know what you sound like
Starting point is 00:18:06 just then a kid doing news in U1. Yeah and then we got to order Maccas and then we ate it. Welcome to the Altham East News Desk Student Edition. But you know when you're doing news at the front of your classroom? Prices are down at the canteen. You can now get a hot dog and three sunfruits for 227. Bring change, because we don't have it.
Starting point is 00:18:36 We need to bring exact money. I need you to bring exact money. Did the viral, the only challenge that didn't, wasn't successful was the viral video that only got four or five hundred thousand although then Tony said some shit about anti-vaxxers and that That almost be in a million now, but it doesn't count about Someone said this is so upsetting Someone said this is so upsetting.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Do you know how to say that? Oh, um, someone also said that Sophie's pubes held up the podcast for a couple of hours there. You think that they held up the podcast, you should see Sophie's pubes. Yeah, so we kind of did that for about four hours. But it killed every time. It destroyed. Ryan also did a lot of rude finger gear, which killed every time as well. Oh, because I want everyone to have a think about
Starting point is 00:19:32 what if they were on America's Got Talent, what their talent would be. And mine would be. Fingering Simon Cowell. Would be like, pretending I'm not about to giving you the bird and then giving you the bird. Chip chip. And I'm not a bird guy.
Starting point is 00:19:46 Tony ain't a bird guy but she like that. Yeah. We also have had a lot of daddy James and baby Charles. Yeah, baby Franco. Also the real tarpathon is the friendship we made along the way. So true. And I wore a GoPro on my head for three hours
Starting point is 00:20:10 so that we could share this couch. Yep. I did that for us. You did, you've done so much for us. No, we did, we both worked hard, but that was good. Yeah, oh, we've got permanent jewelry, friendship bracelets. I give Ryan's two days. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:29 The lady with the boobies and the guy with the bootay were highlights. The lady with the boobies? I think she could make- We don't do guests, but we had some guests. We had, well, this one lady had a couple of guests. Um. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Starting point is 00:20:43 Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! These one lady, these one, well these one, let me tell you, these one lady, she had a couple of guests.
Starting point is 00:20:56 Is she still around? Let me see, she's still out the front waiting for the bus. She wants to be out the front. Alright, Tony's just got up off the bed and she's walked off to go and find... She's at the bus stop. Oh, look out. Oh, no. On my way to the bus there's been a problem. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, She was at the bus stop.
Starting point is 00:21:45 Out the bus. She was. Oh, here she is. Here she bloody is. She was still at the bus stop. Oh, hello. Now, Tony, for those of you listening to the podcast in audio form, can you introduce the guests?
Starting point is 00:22:07 Plural? Hello, my name is Jemeva, and these are my two guests. It's funny that there's actually three guests here. I don't know where that one came from. Where's the other, there's two. There's a third guest. Ah, look at my huge boobies. Ah, have we missed one, two, three, four? No, I don't know where this one came from.
Starting point is 00:22:36 Well, when a balloon and another balloon love each other. They stick. Anyway, she's gone back to the bus. That bitch. Laura said, is that actually another lady? Oh, don't! I can't handle it. I can't handle it.
Starting point is 00:23:00 Oh! Stop it. Is it acting? What? Oh, stop it. Is it acting? Do you want to know a secret? This is our Taylor's- No, like, come on. Do you want to know a secret? Oh, hey, there's a Vina headline.
Starting point is 00:23:20 Dolly Parton lookalike motivates Tide Orford to stay awake. In jail. In jail. In jail. In jail. I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Please. You've only got 13 minutes. The lady at the bus stop.
Starting point is 00:23:37 No. Don't. You wouldn't. Don't ruin it. It's not what people ruin movies. No. Like you hate when I spoil stuff. The inception was a dream.
Starting point is 00:23:45 The lady at the bar stop. No. Yes. It was me. Fuck off. Acting. But you wanna hear the real kicker? If you.
Starting point is 00:23:57 The boobies. Yeah. The boobies, that was acting. That was balloons under my shirt That's fucked up. Oh my god That's never happened It's all good. It's all very good. All right. Well, we're off now. I reckon I've got a love to say it It's all very good. All right, well we're off now.
Starting point is 00:24:22 I reckon. I've got to love to see it. Cockle Ships commented this and it made me really happy. Someone, sorry Laura just said that you can't finish this episode without mentioning topless Tony on the basketball court. What? Remember when you, everyone saw your ta-tas
Starting point is 00:24:39 because you got the basketball in and we celebrated? No, that was acting. That was the lady at the bus stop. No, when we were downstairs playing basketball and you got those basketball in and we celebrated? No, that was acting. That was the lady at the bus stop. No, when we were downstairs playing basketball and you got those shots in, that wasn't acting. That was like, flesh baby. Also, the people listening to the audio
Starting point is 00:24:58 still don't really know who the person was. Oh, it was acting. Tony had balloons up her top and it looked like she had mad cans. It looked like I had mad cans. It looked like I had huge boobies. The bra was a paid actor. Um, I forgot about that.
Starting point is 00:25:14 So Tony nailed a basketball challenge, threw her shirt away and flashed her tartars at the internet. Sorry everyone. Don't apologize, it was huge. We saw boobies from Tony, says Dylan. And then your pants fell down. And they aren't, as much as that sounds related. I'm so sorry everyone. As much as that sounds related. Oh, we made this friendship bracelet.
Starting point is 00:25:40 Oh, we missed one, one, one, one, one. No! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh. Oh. Whoa. We saw Ryan's pants down several times. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:57 What's your, you love to say it, Tony? I really love to say it. Cockleship's commented this on the livestream just before and made me really happy. She says, or they say, sorry, Cockleship commented this on the livestream just before and made me really happy. She says, or they say, sorry, I actually don't know the gender of a cockleship. Used to be a knitting teacher.
Starting point is 00:26:14 Amazing job, both of you, on the knitting challenge. So true. That's my, oh, my love to see it is that. Oh, that made me really happy. Tony taught me to knit, and it was. And then you taught me to basketball. Well, I didn't really do that, you did that all yourself,
Starting point is 00:26:33 but the patience that we both showed, especially Coach Tony teaching me how to knit. No, you killed it. When I was tired and angry and cross-stitching and slip-knotting and. Yeah, no, you fucking nailed it. Everyone said, don't forget the final selfie. Emily Louise said Ryan danced like a turkey,
Starting point is 00:26:48 they nearly shot himself. Oh my god, you bounced around like a turkey, do you remember that? Not really, no. Because first you did Turkish Bar Bar and then you said you did the turkey dance. Ryan doesn't know the difference between a train and a flat, we're not talking about that.
Starting point is 00:27:03 Oh, who would have ever? Someone else has mentioned the tree and the flower. Tony sucked off a bag of M&Ms. Yeah, and I did that to recoup our losses. Yeah, now I know people listening to the audio won't be able to see this, but should we do a final chest check-in because Tony waxed my chest.
Starting point is 00:27:28 Yeah. And I want everyone in a word to describe it in one word and then Tony read the words just so everyone knows what we're looking at. Okay. Oh, have we still got another camera? Yeah, there we go. So yeah, I just shaved Ryan's chest.
Starting point is 00:27:45 Waxed, sorry, waxed Ryan's chest at hour one. Fuck, that looks rotten, mate. Oh, shit, that looks really bad. People are saying red- Jeff, am I gonna touch this to those two little hairs there? No, don't do it. Put the hat on. No. People are like red, wolf, horror, or harrowing.
Starting point is 00:28:08 Someone said raw chicken. Someone said pop off infection sis. It's not infected, it's just smooth. That's not smooth, that's red and fucked. That is. That looks like my pussy. Tony Lodge. Oh, I'm the problem. Noodge I'm the problem
Starting point is 00:28:26 No Love you so much Thank you so much for listening So we are off this week to try and sleep in And whatever Fourth of July baby Seventh of July No, fourth of July week off party
Starting point is 00:28:40 Oh yes But we're back seventh of July All normal platforms, plus YouTube. Listen, watch, whatever you want. Love you so so much and thank you for listening. I haven't done my love to Z yet. Oh, okay. I'm just getting dressed for playing along at home. Why did you let me do the whole ramp up?
Starting point is 00:28:59 By the time I realized, you were already ramping. You couldn't have just let it go? Let it go, let it go. And I don't have anybody anymore. Mm. Okay, so a little bit of back stories. Ryan's jumper and shirt are like fused together and he can't find the head hole and he's stuck, he's stuck underneath the jumper
Starting point is 00:29:36 and his pants are coming down, I can see his butt crack and he's got a huge bit of fluff in his belly button. And he's got a huge bit of fluff in his belly button. Oh, it's lint. Oh, lint chocolate, I'll have that. Get that away from my face. You wanna eat it? No. I'll put it in the toilet.
Starting point is 00:29:59 But Ryan. Ryan has just fallen over? Ryan has just fallen over and he's parts way out Who the fuck is the top of her fucking t-shirt? Someone has to come and help you Where's the top of my shirt? It doesn't fucking exist. Ryan. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:30:27 Oh. Okay. Lily just came down, Ryan obviously couldn't see her, and he just hit her in the face. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:30:40 Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, I'm here. Did I actually hit? No, I'm here. No, no. Oh my god, I'm gonna literally pass away to death You've got your arm Take the whole thing off. No and see this. No, you've got your arms through that
Starting point is 00:31:03 Take the whole thing off Take the whole thing off! Take the whole thing off! I can get through that, see? Yeah, there we go. Okay. That was the funniest thing I've ever seen. How did my arm get out? I don't know. You're telling me...
Starting point is 00:31:22 Oh, I'm still in the top! You're telling me. Oh, I'm still in the top. You're telling me. I think you've got to take the jumper off to fix that. Katherine just said this is the best way the tarp-a-thon can end it, I agree. Because watching you hit Lily in the face is crazy. Did that? What?
Starting point is 00:31:40 You just fully went like, ah! And fair enough. That's workingoken me up, I'm ready to go. Yeah, good. So my love to see it. Yep. We should have just let you wrap it up when you were ramping. Nah, this better be good.
Starting point is 00:32:02 Oh, fucking hell! We're cutting the jumper loose. My love to see it is... What did I write down? I've got no idea mate. I can't even fucking see. My love to see it is that we are officially best friends. Oh. Did you already do that? No. Was that a good one? Is that like the whole thing?
Starting point is 00:32:38 That's fine. Nah, yeah, that's awesome. Love it. So true. Is that a heater on? Fuck dude. Come on. My love to see it is that we are officially best friends. Yeah, love to see that.
Starting point is 00:32:55 We smashed the challenges. We've dominated this 24 hours. We did so well. 3, 4, 5! And... And we couldn't do it without each other, but we couldn't do it without everyone in the room and everyone that's helped over the last 24 hours. 1,000%.
Starting point is 00:33:13 Who I will hug and not punch in a few minutes. Yep, that's fine. And, but obviously you watching, we couldn't do this without you absolute fucking legends getting around us and you listening. So thank you so much. Can I go to bed yet no that is that is actually a very good shout thank you to everybody for watching and commenting and being part of it fuck the BFI fuck the BFI oh bloody good love ya love ya all right bye this
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