Toni and Ryan - Testing Toni

Episode Date: February 27, 2022

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Hello? Jennifer, it's Tony and Ryan. Hi. Hi. Now, quick question. Who's Bob? Yes. Or did I call the wrong number?

Bob. Okay. Okay, I've called the wrong number. We've left a very weird message for someone called Bob. Oh, my goodness. Jennifer, will you approve our podcast? Because Bob said no. Yes, I will approve this podcast.

This is Jennifer from Dotsie, Kansas, and I and Ryan podcast. Hello, welcome. Last week, Tony, you were so lovely and you helped all of us out because we all know how hard it is to choose something to eat for dinner every night. It is actually one of the banes of my life. I have many banes of my life. So you pitched an idea last week, Spotify and My Meal. Yes.

The feedback is in, which we will get to soon. I actually can't wait because it's such a good idea. Are you sure you want to lock that in? Yeah, I'm backing it in. Have you already seen the comments? I'm backing it in. I think it's a great idea. I did it personally.

How'd you go? Great. I'm still here, aren't I it's a great idea. I did it personally. How'd you go? Great. I'm still here, aren't I? I've obviously eaten this week. All right. First up, though. Are you quite warm? It is warm in here.

Are you feeling warm? Should I turn it down a little bit? It's all the way down. I already turned it down. Should I de-jacket? That's not very me, though, is it? No. If you want.

Get those tattoos out. No, don't. Okay. Jacket's staying on. I didn't mean for that it? No. If you want. Get those tattoos out. No, don't. Okay, jacket's staying on. I didn't mean for that to be mean. Okay, yep, move on. Well, this is interesting actually because I think there's someone in all of our lives who has at one stage said, new year, new me.

I've changed. This is who I am now. And I think at some point or another we've all been that person as well. We all, you know, go, oh, January 1st, I've joined the gym this year or my boyfriend's bought me a gym membership for Christmas or my mum bought me a Lorna Jane voucher, so this is it. I'm fit now. I'm an athleisure wearer.

Yes. So that person for me is Tony Lodge. You said after Christmas and New Year, I'm cool, calm and collected. I'm enjoying the outdoors. This is who I am now. It is. Can I just say something before we get into this thing that you obviously, because you've got this like Cheshire cat grin on your face.

I'm going to test out new Tony, but yeah. But it is almost March. It is. I've done pretty well. Wow. I've created a test to see just how well you've gone. Tony is cool, calm and collected. Unflappable.

Oh, I don't know about that. I would describe your flaps as un because that's how un-flappable you are. Okay. I've done a few things this week that I just want to share with you and we'll see if cool, calm, new Tony doesn't care or if this is something that actually annoys you and maybe the old Tony's still in there a little bit. This is an unfair test because you do a lot of stupid stuff.

It would be like saying, oh, this cardboard structure's quite good. Oh, let's put an elephant on it. Like, I feel like I'm doing pretty well, but you are, in this case, the elephant on the cardboard box. First of all, don't fat shame me and my elephant-shaped body. Second of all, I would like it noted that we haven't started the test yet, but already there's signs. All right.

Yep. There's cracking. I don't need to be defensive. No, you just leave the truth. I'm just trying to figure it out. It's not a yes or no. It's just where are we at? Because I like obnoxious new Tony.

You know that. Yep. I'm just trying to recenter myself and understand that you are projecting your insecurities on me and not the other way around. Three weeks ago, I received an email from IT saying, I have 10 days to change my password. What do you think I did? Actually, what would you do in that situation?

Change my password straight away. Guess what I did. Well, I'm guessing that's why you asked me to print everything this morning. That was three weeks ago. You know what I didn't do? Change your fucking password. Then I got an email saying you've got 24 hours left and you know what I thought?

I thought I should do that. No, I'll do it later. Oh. It expired. Mm-hmm. You know what? That's what IT's for. They're there to help.

Yep. I just, like, they send you the reminders. Do you know what I mean? Would you ever let it get to the last 24 hours? No, no. And can you imagine what would happen if I had? I'd get to that point and if my, God forbid, I was in a coma and my password expired, I would call them and be like,

I'm so fucking, like, I'm so sorry. I've been in a coma. The hospital didn't have Wi-Fi. And they're like, well, have you got a written note from your doctor? I would feel awful because it would be such a pain in the ass for them. Can we flip the script? Imagine you're in IT and I roll in and go, hey, my password's expired. Bro, like we send.

This isn't part of the test, by the way. Like we send you the reminders so that you can change it. Yeah. A small caveat to this, though. How fucking annoying is changing your password all the time? Because then you just change the number at the end and then they go, oh, it can't be the same as your last password and it has to have 16 fucking exclamation marks and a character in an upper class,

upper case. Upper class person. That'd be a fancy one. Yeah, and a fucking hieroglyph. And, like, how can you remember that? It has to be upper class. It's like, oh, you've written cheese, it needs to be upper class. Sorry, burrata.

Yes, I was on the Titanic. To be honest, it took me two weeks to figure out a password that applied to all the things. And can I just say. And you change it and then you fucking forget it anyway. Dear IT. Dear IT, okay. I am empty of passwords.

Yes. I am depleted. I am burned out. My last password was so great. Yeah, and you, like, get used to remembering it. It's a muscle memory. My fingers remember it. I don't even know anymore.

Do you think that maybe it is a good investment to buy one of those, like, password holder things? But then you have to remember the password for the password. Oh, yeah, true, true, true, true. No, fuck that. Too many passwords. Fuck that, fuck that, fuck that. Sorry.

Okay, so far, so good. Oh, yeah, true, true, true, true. No, fuck that. There's too many passwords. Fuck that, fuck that, fuck that. Sorry. Okay, so far so good. Yeah, I did quite well there. Yesterday I left my house with 2% battery on my phone. Yep. And what's my current mode of transport? Uber bikes or Lime scooters. I'm on the e-scooter. Yeah.

So because you're using GPS, it does actually use up a fair bit of battery. It does. I will give you that, yep. So I get it. But you have to scan the thing to use it. Yeah. So I scan on and then I kind of go, oh, I actually know for a fact my phone's not going to make it to work.

So will the scooter conk out when the battery dies or will I just never be able to log off so this trip is going to go forever and I'll get charged a fortune? And you know what I did? What? I didn't care. What time of day was it? It was the morning.

On my way to work. So why wasn't your phone on charge next to your bed overnight? It wasn't empty. What? It wasn't empty. I went to bed and it was like 8% and because it just sits there it doesn't use much battery overnight and the proof isn't in the pudding. It had 2% when I woke up. Hang on. Do you not just put your phone on charge regardless of? Just when it's empty or when it's low. 8% is arguably low.

That's 7% off, really low. My phone has never hit red. What do you mean? You know how the battery bar on an iPhone goes red at a certain point? At 20. Yeah, mine's never gotten there. Below 20? Every time, no.

Mine's never got above 40. Every time I sit down at a charger, I plug my phone in. Oh, you've just got chargers everywhere. Yeah. I have one on the couch. I have one at my desk. I have one next to my bed. How many chargers do you have?

Jeez, you are the capital expenditure at your house. No, but every time you get an iPhone, you end up with a charger and the last five iPhones have had the same. How many iPhones? Five iPhones? No, but like every time you get one. Business, pleasure, drug dealing, sex work. No, no.

What's the fourth one? Yeah, is there another thing? No, but they all have the same charger. So you end up with like all the cables from every phone you've had or whatever. Anyway, and then I buy cables so that I've got one everywhere. I've got one in the car. Like, if my phone's at 95%, I'll plug it in if I'm next to a charger

because what if I get kidnapped? What if I need to use an Uber bike? What if I need to buy something at Coles, my Apple Pay or whatever and I don't have my purse? Are you sweating? You're looking a bit angry. I just, the low battery on the phone thing, like, and this might be a thing because every time I left the house,

my mum would be like, is your phone charged? Like, if you get in trouble, can you call me? And that was many years ago, obviously. May she rest in peace. You know I didn't message you back last night? Because your phone was fucking flat. Yeah. So was I, actually.

But what if I was kidnapped? What if I'd been kidnapped? Kidnappers don't give you a phone to make calls. No, I would have my phone because it's always charged. If you were kidnapped. I just got an email and you know how I fucking know? Charged my phone. If you were kidnapped, actually, if you were a kidnapper, would you just let someone

keep their phone? I'd put it in my vagina. That wouldn't fit, would it? It's an iPhone Max. While I retract when I said earlier that you were unflappable. I just... The charged phone thing. I just don't understand.

Torbs is the same. His phone is always flat or always going flat. Or he'll be like, oh, look at this funny thing that I saw, and he'll pass it to me, and his phone's on red. I'm like, bro, like, you're in the house. There's no excuse to not have a charged phone when you're in the house. 2021 Tony is back, ladies and gentlemen. No.

No, I just, you know what? I've got one final story. The phone charge, it's just so easy. If you've got all these charges, I agree. Mate, what are you, I will buy you some charges. I know, you can afford it. So mum's coming around for dinner this week, right? Is she?

Oh, what night? Well, you can, but you're going to hate this. Oh, what? Do you ask which night? Yeah. Of course, because you go, mum's coming over for dinner. I go, oh, when's she coming? So I said to her that we have dinner at six every night

because we have leftovers for lunch. We always cook heaps of food. So I'm like, you just come around whichever night you want. That's fine. You don't need to tell me. Do you want to come around for dinner one night? I actually think I just passed away. So you don't know what night she's coming?

No, she'll just come whenever. I think that would fucking do you. Because she is a busy lady. She does like some consulting and she used to be a school principal. Oh, yeah, she's got shit on. She currently like helps current principals like deal with stuff and whatever. That's cool.

So sometimes she gets a call, oh, there's a bit of a problem or something's happened. Can I jump on the phone? Yeah. So she often doesn't know exactly when she'll be free. So I said, hey, door's open, mate. You know where I live. You just come around.

Do you want to come around the same night? I'll obviously only be able to give you about 10 minutes notice. But by that point, I'm already cooking my dinner. Just come over. So I just leave the fucking chicken in the pan. Have it tomorrow. Oh. Sorry to that lady, by the way,

who when the sound of someone vomiting makes her vomit. Mate, what? Just whenever. But why not? But do you know that like. She's busy. It's fine. I don't want to be a burden of her.

Apparently some people like to burden other people with times and days. Fuck off. Fuck off. So I just say you just come round. Fuck off. And you just die on whenever you fine. I don't want to be a burden of her. Apparently some people like to burden other people with times and dates. Fuck off. Fuck off. So I just say you just come round and you just die on whenever you like, mate. Me and Bridget will take care of you. BJ, I'd love to see you. So I feel really bad because I've got a friend coming over for dinner one night this week. And...

Oh, what? I'm busy. Well, you just fucking opened. So it's obviously... No, that's fair. That's fair. And I was like, oh, cool. do you want to come over on Monday, the 28th of February, or tonight?

Tonight. And, like, what would you like for dinner? Like, I'll get... Torz will cook whatever you want. What do you want? What do you feel like? And he's like, oh, I like whatever. And I was like, no, bro, like, what do you want?

Because we'll, like, cook whatever you want and then, you know, let me know when you're coming because you can park over at, you know, there's a park near me and whatever. Like, so it's quite opposite experience. Now you're bullying them. You're forcing them to choose. You're telling them when they can and can't park. You're really stressing me out.

I just don't know how you would say, like, oh, just whatever night. You just don't know when she's coming. What if you're, like, what if that one night. Are you flapped right now? Yeah. No. I hope that Mandy has a great time at your house, whatever night it may be.

I'll let you know when she swings around. Or not, because my phone's probably dead. No. This is Jennifer from Dicey, Kansas, and you're listening the Tony and Ryan podcast. We've spent that entire little interlude with Tony getting mad at me for my phone. I just...

Actually, I've got a question for the tapas. Question. Can you please put in today's episode thread in the Facebook group something that you do that might test out unflappable Tony and I'll read them out to her next week. Mate, I'm cool as a cucumber. I'm all good. You're a sweaty cucumber right now.

You're a hot cream pan. I am actually. Yeah, I'm a bit stressed. Yeah. Luckily, I'm not wearing any makeup. I know that you can probably tell. Are you? No. You look beautiful. Oh, thanks. I've got'm not wearing any makeup. I know that you can probably tell. Are you? No.

You look beautiful. Oh, thanks. I've got a boyfriend. Alright, a big thank you to some of our brand new champions. Try to give someone a compliment. Fuck. Righto. I deserve that. I'm flapped. I'm stressed. You're like, you've got a boyfriend? All this time? I've just been playing the long game.

Big thank you to a few of our new champion Patreons. Donald McLeod, Robert and Mike. We're going to have to investigate that and see if we've got a couple of... First names on the loose there. No, Robert and Mike. It's two people. Oh, absolutely not, fellas. Yeah, so we're going to have to check that out.

Do a bit of an audit. Taylor El... And you know what? They're going to be listening to this and going, oh, they did what we thought they would do. Fuck those guys. Pay up. Taylor Elswick and Ross Cowan, thank you so much

for contributing to our Patreon. If you'd like to check it out, patreon.com slash Tony and Ryan. We do two bonus episodes every week. So if you are missing, fucking hell, no, we don't. You are flapped. I'm not flapped. No, I'm not flapped. No, I'm not flapped. Hey, Robert and Mike, fucking glad that you got an episode together.

Glad that you're sharing an account. We do two bonus episodes a month. Got to. So if you, no, you haven't. So if you, fuck off. This is not a good way to start your week. It isn't. Mate.

Yeah. Pal. Yeah. Pal. Sport. Don't chant me. Two bonus episodes a month. So if you're missing a Friday episode and you want a bit more T&R in your life, then hop on over there. There's a few episodes.

And if you actually sign up, you get access to like all the stuff. Yeah, so you can see all the chats we've had you can look at all of the episodes that we've posted um i fucking was so confident with that spiel and then i fucked it right up and i just can't stop thinking about your phone having like little flashing red battery symbol anyway okay i've got an issue oh for fuck's sake i don't think i can handle i know that's why's why I'm putting an asterisk up. Okay. This week's feedback? Yep.

Oh, fuck. It's all about me. And I don't want this to be a full-on attack episode of Tony. Actually, let me tell you a story about Mike Atherton, just to, you know, give us a breather. Okay. Last week we gave a shout-out to Mike Atherton, who's one of the new champion tarpers.

I hate to be unflappable, Tony, but this is on the thing for Wednesday. Yeah, no, I thought I'd just break up your being flapped. Okay. Because this won't flap you. But now what are we going to do on Wednesday? Okay, no, you know what? I'll just cross that out. I'll rewrite it here.

Mike Atherton. So I said, oh, Mike Atherton's a tapa. I wonder if it's the Mike Atherton who was once the captain of the English cricket team. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you said that last week. Yeah, and so he messaged me and he said, Ryan, thanks for the shout-out.

Just to let you know, I'm not the Mike Atherton. Sorry about that. I'm just a Mike Atherton. Yeah. And considering my drought, the only balls I'm playing with at the moment are my own. Well. And I would like to say to Mike Atherton

You might not be that Mike Atherton But in my heart You are the Mike Atherton for me Oh that's nice Maybe you guys could go and play cricket together I'm sure we'd love to play many ball sports together Mike and I And we both hate cricket

That sounds really nice You could catch up I love cricket I love Scott Boland. Is that his name? Steve Boland. Scotty, good on you. All right.

Last week. Actually, this is going to fuck you off too much. No, it's fine. I can take it. Hey, mate, you know what? She's back. Cool as a fucking cucumber. She's back.

I'm flat full. I'm flat full. Hang on. Let me have a sip of water from my Frank Green water bottle. Get it in your mouth, mate. Are you joking? You were trying to be. Okay, Tony was trying to look all sexy and cute and drink.

I was. She was posing. And serves you right. You drink it down that hole, mate, not through there. Oh, my God. Excuse me. Okay, unflavable. It's what I find in my meal.

No, we'll get to that. Last week I mentioned Google Maps is just an estimated time. You did. And I was like, no, it's actually more of a challenge because everyone knows you can beat it. Kelsey Ryan, I'm with Ryan on this one. I usually shave a few minutes' time off every time. Yeah, that's great, Kelsey.

Good job. Caitlin, I'm with you on the GPS, Ryan. I always save two minutes. Cool, Caitlin. Awesome job. Glad you're getting there. Samantha White, I'm with you on the GPS, Ryan. I always save two minutes. Cool, Caitlin. Awesome job. Glad you're getting there. Samantha White, completely agree with the GPS thing. It must be beaten.

If you're not trying to beat it, you're not even trying. If you're not trying, you're not driving. Okay. Thanks, Samantha. So glad it's working out for you. Taylor Jordan Elstwick, I absolutely always challenge the ETA and I always win. Great.

That's awesome. Last week we also talked about Fyre Festival because we watched the movie or the documentary. The one on Netflix. The Netflix one. And Alex Patrick has written in, and it's got a really good point, and I'll put my hand up and apologise. Yeah.

How did we talk about Fyre Festival without Tony the Audio Queen doing an impression of Ja Rule? Well, Alex Patrick, that's a great question because Ja Rule was like a co-founder of the festival. Yeah. And was a big part of it. And so if he were to be interviewed about what happened, he would sound like.

I don't know what Ja Rule sounds like. Are you joking? Is he the guy that does, if you've got a $20 bill, put your hands up? No. No. Am I going to play you some Ja Rule? Let me find you some Ja Rule. Ja Rule's iconic.

Can you do it? I always have to do it. Because I'm not the audio queen. No, but that doesn't matter. Can you do it? Yeah. It's how it's going down. All we need is a stage, guys.

Just give me that laugh. Is that it? You were kind of on there, yeah. Of course, yeah, of course. Can I tell you a story about Ja Rule? You think he's so iconic and why didn't you have to do it? I'm not the audio queen. Oh, fuck.

I'm really copying it today and I don't think that's fair. When I was in Canberra doing the Breakfast Radio show, our show would start at 6am and usually the music, there's just music on before it and it would only get up to like 5.50 so we'd always need to like put something in just to fill it out. So every day for a year we added Ja Rule. Like a different song? But these only got like four good ones.

We just rotated through and then someone called through every day like, why at 5.55am does Ja Rule play every day? And we're like, oh, the music director doesn't know. That's just us in the studio going, oh, should we put Ja Rule in again? And we just thought it was hilarious. The funny thing about that is there would be like 50% of people that were like, fuck it, Ja Rule again. And other people being like, what the fuck is going on?

Why does this always play before the news? Coming out of thug loving and then going into the, and today in economics. Spotify and my meal was proposed by Tony Lodge last week. If you don't know what to have for dinner, you put on a random Spotify playlist, the first artist you hear, you go to their Instagram, the first meal you see, that's what you're having for dinner.

Or you could Google them and see what their favourite food is or something if you needed to. I and all of the tapas loved the idea. Great in theory. Great in theory. Great in theory. Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Lynn Sanchez. Hi, Lynn. I've been having spaghetti far too much recently. Oh. I think it's winter where she is. It's a comforting, warm food. Yeah. An easy go-to. And she's like, you know what?

I sort of got to get out of this spaghetti rut and change it up. So then she listens to the podcast. She hears about, oh, here's a new thing. Hashtag Spotify and My Meal. This couldn't have come at a better time. So she chucks on Spotify and it's Jason DeRulo. Jason DeRulo. Oh, well then you'd have corn for dinner because he'd chipped all his teeth with the corn thing. Wow. That's what I would do. She saw that eventually, but the first thing she saw was Jason Derulo

and guess what he was eating? Oh, fucking pasta. Spaghetti. Oh, fuck. Jase, what are you doing? You're killing us. So Lynn was like, lovely idea, ate spaghetti. Okay, well, Lynn, you could have just hit next.

In fairness, Lynn, I mean, I can't do everything for you. You could have hit shuffle again, Lynn. Natalie O'Connor's first song was Doja Cat and she ate a banana for dinner because there was this viral story. Did you see this story? No. So you know how on Uber Eats you can now just order groceries? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So Doja Cat just ordered from DeliverMate, so one of those apps, a single banana. And she's like, oh, I've just got some food delivered. Oh, I do remember that actually. And it's just one banana and everyone's like, is that it? Is it worth a $10 delivery fee for a banana? Literally when I order food it's like, can I get six burritos because I didn't have lunch today. Exactly, yeah.

And they're like, hey, mate, we ain't judging you. It's good because I did have lunch. Yeah. So Natalie O'Connor ate a banana for dinner. She said it was quite sad. Again, could I just say, again, you could hit next. You could find something else. Well, that's not Spotify in my mind.

Then you're searching. If I was searching for a meal, I'd go to Jamie Alder's book. But if you hit go and it's not something that you want, you just click next and go to the next person. That seems obvious. But then you're making editorial decisions. No, but. The point is, the first one.

No, but it just gives you that inspo. Elizabeth Bennett Dennison, or as I call her, Lizzie Benny Dee. Nice. She found Rita Ora, who I love Rita Ora. She's fantastic. You do love Rita Ora. You've met Rita Ora. Wasn't she really nice?

We talked about that on the, I've told you that so many times because I'm glowing. Yeah. Glowing what? Yes. A car barrel. Rita Ora's last post on Instagram was burritos with kumara chips and a side of chocolate chip pancakes. Lizzie Benny D dining like a queen.

See, Liz has done it right. Good on you, Liz. Well done. Now, finally, and I'm going to have to get you some... I've printed off some evidence of this. Oh, okay, Liz has done it right. Good on you, Liz. Well done. Now, finally, and I'm going to have to get you some, I've printed off some evidence of this. Oh, okay, great. Let me just get my papers in order. Yeah, that I had to print because you let your password expire.

That's funny because it's actually true. Yeah. Oh, see, if you were more like me, you'd be organised. Ashley Marie got the Dead Milkman, which is a band, I believe. Oh, my gosh. I hope so. Don't just Google Dead Milkman. Yeah, Ashley sounds a bit too cool for us, maybe. Yeah, and said, how am I going to explain this to my husband?

Now, I'm passing you the picture. That's what happened when she Googled the dead milkman. What's it say? What do you see there? It's their Instagram and it's a screenshot of like a Zoom call and they're talking about Red Bull semen. Red Bull drink with semen in it? I would have hit next.

And I would have agreed. See, there has to be some discretion. Yeah, you have to use your discretion, I feel. But overall, I mean, that sounds like a success, and I think we sell it to Spotify. I mean, yeah, why not? Pretty good idea. I mean, maybe our opening pitch won't be Red Bull Semen.

Yeah. Let's start with the Rita Ora one. Do you know what we could do? We could make a Spotify playlist filled with songs of different names of food. People go to it and then they hit shuffle and go, Oh, I don't really feel like a hot dog by LMFAO. Oh, I don't really feel like... A hot dog flavoured water by Limp Bizkit.

Nice. You know... I don't feel like corn by Korn. Korn. You know, whatever they could skip through. Maybe that's what we could do. I'll look into that. Okay.

Yeah. That sounds like a Tony job. Yeah, okay. How's today gone for you? I feel like this is a different feel today. Yeah, I feel a bit attacked, I'll be honest. Would you say... Would you describe yourself as cool, calm and collected, I'll be honest. Would you say that you,

would you describe yourself as cool, calm and collected? I think I am. Tomorrow will be a new day though. But normally I'd just be like, okay, don't want to bother anyone. Glad that you didn't do that. But now I can be like, you know what, actually, I don't like what you've done, but that's your choice and I'm not going to freak out about it.

I'm not going to take on what you do wrong and I'm going to be your friend and support you. And if you go, hey, I should have charged my phone. I'll always have a power bank. You know, I'll always be that guy for you, but I can't change the way that you live your life. I can only control what I do. Yeah. I can't control what you do. I can't control the charge on your phone or the printing or the passwords or when your mum's coming over for dinner, which I could control when my mum's coming over for dinner, but I can't.

She can't come. Well, that's controlling it. You know the outcome. I can't control it. The universe is controlling it. Yeah, and they've controlled and said no. But mum might come Tuesday or Wednesday. That's nice.

Maybe the night that she doesn't come to your house, she can come to my house. Okay. I'll message her. Are we fighting? No. No, no, no. I'm saying I can't control what you do.

I can control what I do. Which is pretty grown up. That's very 2020, Tony. 2020, Tony. Hey, things you love to see. Someone commented in the group this week, because you know how we were talking about grooming incidents? Leah says, my partner just asked me,

is the male equivalent of trimming your bikini line trimming your zucchini line. Isn't it the most perfect thing you've ever heard in your life? I love reading that. I loved that. If you've, oh, doesn't matter what genitals you've got, you've got a bikini or a zucchini, and I love that. I saw the post and I almost passed out.

It's so funny. What if I want to put my zucchini in a bikini? That's up to you, mate. That's the new 2022, right? Well, speaking of the group, though, my love to see it is that there are 20,000 people in our Facebook group. And if you would like to be the 20,000 and first, you can find our group at facebook.com.au.

Thanks for all the lovely messages when that ticked over, by the way. So many lovely comments, people saying that they love the community that we've built. But, like, we just gave you a place to go. You guys make it nice. Yeah. Like, it's all the people in it that make it. Certainly not Tony.

You're being a bit of a jerk. Okay. Tomorrow's a new show. You've got eight seconds left. But thank you, everyone everyone for joining that group. We absolutely love to say it. Meow. Ryan's meow is coming over for dinner one night this week,

but we're not sure which one it is. I'm sorry for being so meyane to you today. I appreciate that. I know that was hard for you to say. Yeah. Well, anything's hard for you to say. It meows a lot to me.