Toni and Ryan - The 2nd Worst Movie Of All Time

Episode Date: November 9, 2025

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And I said, I've never seen it. Should I watch it? And everyone's like, oh, it is absolutely spectacular. Is it like a beautiful love story? It's shit. But what's it supposed to be? Who cares? What's it supposed?

Is it funny? It's supposed to be good and it's not. Hi, I'm Chris from Iowa and the US. Hi, I'm Stephanie Jacob from Myr, North Dakota, USA. Hi, I'm Becky from Essex in the UK. And I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan.

This is Dr. Author, bestselling Dr. Author, Tony Lodge. Hello. Welcome to our show. It is lovely to have you here. And I'm starting with some good news. Thank God. I couldn't find my car keys this morning. So I was looking in my drawer next to my bed.

Found my wedding ring. I'm always surprised when it turns up. Every couple of weeks it'll do the rounds for a bit before you lose it again. I really got into wearing it for a week or two there and then I lost it and then I was like, fuck. And I was like looking for the keys and I heard this like, you know, like the sound of, because it's like metal. Oh, and I was like, yeah. But didn't you buy when you, because you've lost the like original one, which is fine. Like it's, for you it didn't mean the like it's, you know.

I didn't give me fuck. Like, it was the, I was about to say, you didn't care, but that sounded awful. but you know what I mean yeah it was actually the sizer ring yeah and you never like got the real thing yeah so I just wore the sizer yeah um but because when you bought this replacement didn't you buy like a couple yeah but they're like what size your finger is it a wire an owl and I'm like who the fuck knows what that means literally no idea yeah so I bought two I kind of guessed one was a bit tight one was a bit loose and then I sent the other one back oh you sent it back oh there's my I've never said anything made my life.

I actually couldn't get it on. Yeah, I can't get the heaps of stuff on and I never sent it back. Like that hut, still sitting on my bench. Yeah, like the fridge, still sitting in my lounge room. After the, no one came on the weekend to pick it up. People said they were going to come. Still.

We're getting roasted on Facebook Marketplace. Do you want me to get Billy to come around? I actually, yeah, I'll pace someone to date this first away. For those new to the podcast, Billy is a guy that used to make. cars disappears for insurance purposes. And isn't this dodgiest thing you've ever heard? Ryan worked with him at a hotel.

Yeah, I did. We worked the night shift at the Victoria Hotel on Little Collins Street. Yeah. Oh, was that the F1 Hotel? Showed out. No, that was the other one. Yeah. Yeah. And Ryan goes, oh, yeah, my mate, Billy.

As if that's not the fucking dodgiest sentence on earth. Billy was a great guy. I bet. I bet he still is. Yeah. If he's in, not in jail. No, I'm sure he's not. He's a good dude.

He's a good guy, Bill. He's good when. he's on your side who what he's not good if you're a big insurer or a car I didn't think about it from the car's perspective and no one ever does

and that's the real problem with society here's my hot take to start us off the week no one's ever thinking about the cars yeah you want some insurance money someone's getting lit on fire how do you think the car feels about that the car is on fire

yeah and that doesn't want that no poor guy they just wants to get you from A to B oh an A to B man yeah yeah that's good news yeah um but no i like the return of the wedding ring it reminds me where we're at yeah not together yeah oh you never know same um now it is a brand new week

and thank god for that last week was fine but oh you know well you know how sometimes you come into a morning into a monday morning hot and other times you're like in and after a big weekend. Today we're doing what did you do when you were really tired. So I think it's okay if we just embrace a bit of a slow Monday and just. Oh, yeah. Are you feeling on the scale of, what did you just say, hot to limp? On the scale of coming in hot to coming in limping.

On a scale of keeping the car to burning it in a forest. Yeah, on a scale of hot to limp. Should we implore? So we do this thing as a crew, like as a team that we do like, Rosen I asked it once it's kind of caught on

and I love it and at the end of a trip we always do it often at the end of a week we do it and so

should we end the week with a rose and thorn as we always do but should we start the week with a hot

to limp meter okay yeah that on a Monday we go are we are we what are we on a hot to limp

I'd say on that scale I'd be warm and firm And I love to say it. Not limp. Not on fire. No.

Firmish. Okay. So there's a bit of giving it. A cat could scratch it. It's a long joke. As opposed to not being able to scratch it out here. So if this is hot and firm. Yeah.

And this is limp. No, no. You've checked. No. Oh, sorry. If this is hot and this is limp. Yeah. Warm and firm sounds like it's about here.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay, that's good. I'll be honest, I was about here. And now that we've come up with this idea, I'm over here. Okay, great. Okay, great.

The ideas really won me over. Actually, what we could also do is when I read these stories from Tarpers, which is Tony and Ryan podcasters who listen to the show, you can tell me where you think they are on the scale. Oh, okay, great. But I also want, see, are you able to multitask? Oh, yep. I just told you I was over here.

Yeah, I know. That's why I asked. I just didn't want to assume because, you know. Also, RIP people are not watching? Oh, yeah. I said I was closer to limp. Mm. And cold.

Yeah. Limp and cold. It's windy. It is windy. It makes me too cute. Yeah. The multitask is, while I want you to rate how tired they were, I still want you to like pay attention to the story.

Yes, got you. Let's start with Kate Blumer. Hardly no. Hi, Kate. I walked home one night and I couldn't get into my house. Oh. The key wouldn't work. The door wouldn't work.

I've been partying all night. I'm exhausted. I'm like, how the fuck? My brother is just so. Then I moved. Then I moved. Oh, who can multitask? Then I remembered I moved house three months ago.

I don't live there anymore. Oh, that's hot. Red hot. Red hot. Yeah. That's bad. Do you remember when someone did that to me in the hotel in New York? No.

and it was like the the day that we got there I think before the Webby's when you Charles and I and we were all staying in the same hotel but we weren't on the same floor or whatever and I had crazy jet lag it was like I'm pretty sure I told

you're both looking at me like I've got three heads I told the story on the podcast yeah but you didn't tell it in this time zone oh yeah if I told you yesterday you'll remember yeah if you told me yesterday afternoon I'll get it and somebody like was

trying to get into my door and they're like jiggling the handle and everything and I was like oh my god is someone trying to break in and then I heard them like giggling and I was like no they're just wasted and I went over to the door and I was like yo I think you got the wrong room and they went oh fuck sorry and then I heard them getting next door like this does sound familiar yeah yeah and it was like 3 a.m or something yeah but they just like fuck like and they just moved on But I was, at first I was like, oh, and then I was like, they're just wasted. Like, no one's trying to get into my room. Have I told you how I met Kez?

No, your high school girlfriend, no, uni girlfriend. Yeah, we're early 20s, whatever. Yeah. So, uni games, it's playing beach volleyball. What's uni games? It's like you play sport in the day and get fucking wasted. Every night's a different dress-up theme. Oh, cool.

Like, it's a fun week. That's fun. And I get back to the team hotel. and you know when you had a lot to drink you've been playing volleyball all day so you're knackered and you're just like once you go down your head hits the pillow oh totally game over

so I get into bed and then Kez walks in who I didn't really know and she goes but she was like on your team as well or whatever she played for Monashals at swim but all the beach volleyball is kind of piling together gotcha but she walks into my room and goes who the what the fuck are you doing in my bed

and I go this is my bed and then she kind of like looks at the door and she goes like this is definitely my room my stuff's here

yeah and you know hotels they all look the same and I just got and I was like look I've just laid down there's no chance I'm getting out

so you can either like go find my bed or just is she just like this is actually not a negotiation I was like, here's your options. I'm not open to bartering this with you.

I'm not getting up. Like, I cannot physically get up. I'm so hammered and I've been playing volleyball. Yeah. I'm not. So here are your options. And you like seen each other before. It's not like you're a stranger stranger.

Barely. Oh, that's weird. And I go, look, you've got two options. Wherever my bed is. Yeah. Go sleep in that. Yeah. Oh, you can suck my car.

Oh, sorry. That's not what happened. Well, I was like, or you can just, like, get in and shut up. Oh, like, I was like, I'll just roll over and we'll figure it out tomorrow. But I'm like, I'm not leaving. And she goes, no, okay, move her. And so she just jumps in and then in the morning, we would like, she's like, this is definitely my roommate.

And I was like, look around. I'm like, yeah, fuck, that's my bad, actually. And then that's how we met. Did you have sex, sex that day? Mm. Oh, on a scale of hot to live. I mean, it's sounding pretty hot to. me. Yeah, it wasn't limp.

Not sounding limp at all. It wasn't limp. And then you dated for how long, like three years, right? Years, yeah, yep. And that's how we met. That's crazy. So you could have been married to those hot girls in New York is what I'm getting at. You missed a trick.

It was like a, it was, yeah, a threesome. Well, could it? There's a thruple gone missing. Yeah. Oh, that's a shame. Yeah. Anyway. We still got 12 hours to catch up.

Yeah. And I could have been like, so I just met Snoop Dog. Yeah. Like, you won't believe. the kind of night I've had. Yeah, if I met Snoop Dog and you still had a better story from that night, I'd have been so pissed off. Like, I fist-bumped Snoop Dog while I push-bumped these two hotties next door. And now we're saving money on a hotel room.

I'm just going to stay with them. Taup Riley. Hi, Riley. When my daughter was five months old, I heard her crying in the night, so I went to change her nappy. Yeah. It turns out I actually left her in her nappy, which was fine, but I actually put the nappy on her dolly. and then was like rocking the dolly back to sleep it took me way too long to realize that I wasn't holding a human so she's sitting in the chair like so sleep deprived yeah and she's rocking the kid

back and forth and then the baby cries and she goes she goes she goes do we have two of these she's like hang on hang on and then her husband goes you're holding the dolly um I think that that is limp but in a beautiful way like you're so sleep to five I've got a question parenting question how do you know and I don't have a kid so I don't know if there is an answer to this how do you know what they need oh you don't

but like so you hear it crying in the middle of the night well it can only be one of a few things yeah because it's not like oh my iPad's not charged yeah oh can you change the station yeah like it's not he doesn't need that much stuff it's either hungry

yeah it's chat yeah or it needs to a cuddle. Oh, like you. Yeah. When I come in to your room at night and I go, what do you need? Is he poo? Has he poo?

Does he need a cuddle? Is he just a bit cold? Yeah. Oh, I wish that in the night I could cry and just get a cuddle or a little snack. That's like when Kez walked in. Yeah. You've got three options. Yeah.

I'm either poo. I need a sublaki or get in and shut up. They're my three cries. Suvenated immediately. Yeah. Cuddle, yeah, or burp me. Maybe, maybe if you've just given me the soup, but if you've just given me the soup,

I'll need a burp as well. Yeah, but you kind of go through the, you look in the butt and you go, oh, it's not that. And then you're kind of, oh, maybe he's a bit hungry or whatever. Yeah. Although I saw this thing the other day,

like imagine how sad it would be like, say you and me are down the street and you were being grumpy. Then I was just like, check your bed. Like, oh, Tony's a bit off today. Hang on and I was like, come here, love. Oh, no. Should we make that skit though?

Definitely. Oh, actually. Should we go down the street? Self awareness. Yeah. Self awareness. You will have pooed. What?

The ultimate break. So we'll pretend I've food. Oh, see if you can pretend. Yeah. Um, is that similar to the, when I did the chimney song and I was singing the song in the Mass, I'd share at Northland. Yes. I was like, I've just picked up what you're putting down.

We always have these. great ideas. And then the day comes to actually go and film it and you go, why the fuck have we done? Because you're walking into Northland going, is Tony really about to check if I've shaked myself in the court in the free court of Northland? Like, I know it was funny when we said it on the episode that other day. But now we're here. I don't want to do it anymore. I'm Chris from Iowa in the US. I'm Stephanie Jacob from my not North Dakota, USA. I'm Becky from Essex in the UK. And you're listening to Tony Ryan. Just before I do the champion type of shout-out,

so my work iPad, obviously we don't take these home or anything. And I've just realized that Charles has updated my wallpaper to a terrible photo he took of me yesterday. So that's really nice. What are he doing in that photo? Giving him the finger. But then you showed the screen at me and I was like, oh. Oh.

That was actually. the best one ever and I didn't even meet it. Yeah, shame. Bryce P-07. Is that a PlayStation? Pleastasion. Easy, good on your easy. For those listening, I don't know if the ads come out yet, but we recorded a PlayStation

ad in French. Yeah, I love if everyone say. They sent it to us by mistake and we just read it anyway. And I hope that someone in a French listening country gets that ad. I'm just going to say, did it buy anyway? Did it is probably a bit of a stretch. We sure said something, yeah. Was out?

Don't know that the ad was for PlayStation in the end. Izzy, good on you, Izzy. Izzy, yeah, he is. Alicia, love to see. Izzy, yeah, he is. Ali, H, good on your alley. Brooklyn Purdy, Emma Murray, simply unknown. Well, how can I give you a shout out if you're unknown?

I can't do anything. You're getting hotter on the scale. Oh, I went away the other weekend. Okay. And here's a hack for young players. Yeah. We, you know, you can't have music on the back. You're sitting around after dinner, having a few drinks or whatever.

They always just chuck on a random old concert on the TV to play in the background. Oh, yeah. And so their dad has like three go-to concerts. It's this, and one of them was Simply Red. And they're like, oh, whenever we have people around, he puts on Simply Red, you know, live from London, 1993. Like, on YouTube or like the DVD or something? That's on YouTube and just plays in the background or a Bruce Springsteen concert or an old Billy John.

And it actually sets the vibe because you hear the crowd. It's fun, yeah, I've done that too. But now Simply Red is like really, it's in your head. It's in me. Yeah. Oh, I love that. Yeah. And I always get him confused with Carrot Top, the comedian.

You can Google that. How? Well, I don't know, a few similarities. Is there in their looks? Or just because they both have like red in the title? Well, because I'm picturing Carrot Top in my head and I don't think anyone looks like carrot top. No, that is fair, actually.

That is fair. Have you seen Carat Top lately? Yeah. Yeah. I don't think anyone looks like Carrot Top in. up. So true. Like on it. Yeah, that is bad. Simply unknown or simply red, as you know. Steve A, Matt B, both of them. And Katerina Jones. Good on you. Oh, we'd love to Katarina C just to finish it off. Well, yeah. Yeah. So, Katerina, if you could not be a Jones and you

could be a C. Yep. So true. Not a Greg. And thanks to everyone for being a part of our champion Tavis. You'll be get, sorry, Charles has just cruised in with the, yeah, let's just do hot take Tony No, no, do the calendar thing No, I think it's great and not off-footing at all because Charles is just sitting Why don't you sit a bit closer?

You're scooting like you've got worms Yeah, you're like scratching like a dog doesn't know how to wipe its ass And it does that drag thing You know? Pippa does that when she needs to get her glands expressed, like her anal glands and like expressed as in like they're not

Express your house, yeah, that's right? Well, no, because like some dogs just need to get their anal glands expressed because like maybe it doesn't come out all the way when they poo so it's not the poo it's like the um sorry for doing yeah that yeah ass opening hand gesture glad I asked really yeah um and like the vet like puts their finger in pipa's bum and like squeezes the walls of the anus and then the juices come out lucky vets get paid heaps because that sounds And don't they?

This isn't the hot take, but wow. They see you coming. Listen to what they're doing. They see you coming. Some people don't earn it. They earn. They, I don't think you,

whatever you pay them, it's not enough. That is literally the trenches. Yeah. That's just squeezing shit out of a small dog. No, it's not the poo. It's the gland juice.

It's the poo juice. Isn't it the same thing? No, it's actually not. Is squirting like just we? No. Right. So it's the same. I've never got my anal juices on anyone.

What's wrong with me today? Why am I doing this to our show? You're getting further to me? Yeah. Cold and well. What? No. What's wrong? No.

What's wrong? Well, just lots, actually. Oh. Yeah. You don't like this show anymore. Do you want to not do it? No, I love this show. Glad that we, yeah.

Can you just put, Charles is really, he's, he's in my head. He's sitting there. He's rattles me. Yeah. He's rattled me.

You think you're mentally tough. Get a 22 year old boy to sit on your lap holding a fucking huge match. Then see how strong you are. Do you know what right now? Charles is like really in the room. That's what I mean. Yeah. He's like taking up so much.

Like he's really sucking the air out of the room. Is this like the cut chair of podcast? It's really like, I'm just going to, just so that we can share this with people. No, this isn't we have a GoPro now? Yeah, but I just, I need people to see this from our perspective. Imagine you're reading a book at the library to a group of children. There's you, there's Charles. Imagine you're at the library reading a book to a group of children,

except the group of children is just one 22 year old. That's going to be nasty to us later. Yeah. You've really taken up space. I regret giving what was I the other day a reference for your rental I take it back

they go what do you think of Charles imagine if you call them and you go actually so you know I did that I would like to abduct it and they go oh and they make him move out all right okay give me the things please

oh thanks Charles lucky you were there Tony's got her red cape on now what a fucking tragic turn of events, that was. Has expressed himself backwards out of the set. Oh, that's how he got onto the anal glands. Yeah, and Tony is now holding her Tony size match, ready for a scorching.

Yep. Ladies and gentlemen, hot take, Tony. My hot take, and I think that this is going to be a little bit explosive. That's a big word to you is considering the last few minutes. Is that La La Land is the worst movie. ever made you've been fucking scorched I have so much to say and let me start here and let me begin the same and let me begin talking about it I've not seen it I just want to put that on the record lucky you fucking lucky you didn't it win best pitch with the Oscars

yeah and it is also oh she's come prepared number two on the letterboxed top 250 crowdsourced films. So do you know what letterboxed is? It's where mail gets delivered. But do you know what letterboxed is the app? No. So there's, it's basically social media for like film people and you can like rate movies and you put in your, like you rank your top movies and stuff like that.

And then it just like merges everyone's in and there's a, yeah. So it kind of like creates. a list or like a ranking or whatever and it's actually like letterboxed now is like a thing online and they are always on the red carpet and they ask big actors like what are the top four movies on your letterboxed and it's kind of become a bit of a thing and now people are using it what are your top four oh it changes all the time and torbs and i have tried to come up with our top four but it's so hard

I feel like Ferris Bueller is definitely up there Yep Forgetting Sarah Marshall probably fight club Yep Um

Interstellar would also be up there for me I love that fucking movie Yep um and La La Land and La La Land so we were like

It's a musical, right? Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Which I don't normally mind. I'm like a musical girl. Like, that's fine. I love musical theater. There's a musical in my top four.

Yeah? And I fucking hate musicals. What would it be? Blues Brothers. I've never even seen that. Great movie. What are the, what's your top four? Blues Brothers, American Psycho.

Nice. The prestige. Italian job. Italian. Be up there. It's hard. I know, because then you start thinking about all these movies you haven't thought about Frages.

I love Inception. What a boy answer. Inception is so much better than interstellar. There's my fucking hot take. I don't think you can, I don't think you can compare the two movies. I don't think they're interchangeable. No, they're interstellar. No, no, no, but I don't think that it's not like that's because they're not

They're so different. Just because they're both a Christopher Nolan film, doesn't mean? Anyway, anyway. Tell me about La La Land. So, Torbs and I... If you had to make 17 changes, what would they be? Not make it. The change I would make would be greenlighting it.

Yeah, literally, giving them the fucking budget for first of all. No, so Torbs and I were like, oh, we really want to watch, like, some movies we haven't seen before. Yeah. Because at the moment, we're just kind of like watching Real Housewives and... just like random garbage. And I was like, I really feel in the mood to watch a movie. Yeah.

Like sit down and actually like really settle in and watch like a classic. And Torbs found this list. And I've got the link here so we can share it. It's the it's called the Letterbox official top 250 films with the most fans. So it's the most amount of people that have like put it out of it to their thing. The first movie is interstellar. really the second movie is la la land and we go interstellar amazing both of us love it we watched it at the cinema together like when it first came out in fucking 2014 yeah titanic would be my fourth

i just realized oh so true is that out there somewhere uh i don't recall okay i'm sure it is not high enough for you to notice i think that inception was like 40 really it's really low down That's surprising. I thought so too. I would have thought it would have been in the top because it's kind of one of those wanky films. Like people love to tell people they love the movie Inception. Yeah.

People don't love the movie inception. People love saying that they love it. I actually prefer the movie than telling people I like the movie. I think that you're in the minority, to be fair. What about The Dark Night with Heath Ledger as a joke? Oh, that is good. I think that was high up. That's a great movie.

I'm not a big Batman girl, but that movie I would watch on its own. Well, I'm not like a... Robert Patton's. Batman's up there on this list as well he was good yeah i'm also not a superhero guy but for those batman's batman and spider man get me oh spider i'm a spider man yeah so true toby maguire is my second favorite spider man my favorite spider man very controversial is adam garfield andrew garfield i think you need to re scorch him and i'll wait to hear that anyway la la land is the second movie on this list we went fuck we've never watched it let's watch it let's

watch it. Let's have a crack. Oh my giddy fucking God. It is terrible. That movie, people love it. Once I saw this Instagram reel of someone bawling their eyes out being like, oh my God, I've just rewatched La La Land. How crazy. Like, I'm bawling every time I watch it. I shared that to my Instagram story. And I said, I've never seen it. Should I watch it? And everyone's like, oh, it is absolutely spectacular. You need to watch La La Land. Is it like a beautiful love story? It's shit. But what's it supposed to be?

Who cares? What's it supposed? Is it funny? It's supposed to be good and it's not. That's what it is. It is the worst movie ever. We, I literally was like,

fuck, because it goes for like two and a half hours. Oh. And I was like, fuck, we must be getting towards the end. I hit pause. We were 45 minutes in.

Don't you hate that? I love The Departed, but that goes to seven hours. That's a really long film. The departed. Yeah. I had to chip away at that over a couple of days. Yeah.

Yeah. And you do. Oh, another movie that I reckon would be in one of my top four to ten would be everything everywhere all at once because I watched that movie and immediately I was like, that's my favorite film. I remember you and producer Camber just could not just. It's such an amazing film. It really takes you on a journey.

I could not get into it. I totally get. I think it's like polarizing. Right. Like I think I would understand that people do or don't like it and have a strong feeling about it. But it is crazy to me that La La Land could be second on this list because it is the worst movie I've ever seen. Are we asking for people in the comments to defend La La Land? Tell it walking. I don't give a fuck. You can tell me anything you want about that movie and I

still will disagree. Like it is shocking. So if it's not good. I love Emma Stone. I am like Emma Stone. Oh, another movie that would be in my top four. I'm at about 20 now. It would be easy a yeah i love that movie i love emma stone she is fantastic she's terrible in it what about the one with emma stone also ryan gozzling who's also in that and steve crazy stupid love that is also my that is a great movie that is a great movie i love the twist what a twist what a twist what i love what i love we should do tony and ryan's top four movies the top 50 yeah and you need that amount of space because every time someone mentions a movie you go oh that'll get in it all right another movie that I love is

a long came a spider is it you know that Morgan Freeman no that Morgan Freeman movie it's like that one and Kiss the Girls it's like a kind of semi-series of like action do you know the movie I'm talking about? I don't but I googled it oh that movie is fucking incredible I've seen that movie about five times still can't remember the twist

gets me every time every time I watch it I go oh what who saw that coming I saw that coming and tools because we haven't watched this five times. All right, so... Also, the bone collector is another good movie and that's like series of movies. All right. I'm going to see my family for Thanksgiving. Yep.

Going to Austin. Yep. Like hot trip. Long plane trip. Yep. Should I just to contribute to this conversation watch La La Land? I actually... Because the only time I ever get to watch movies is are on planes because then I'm at home, it's like...

And even then, it's play school and wiggles and like, yeah. But you fall asleep straight away on the plane. I'm a better chance on a plane that I'm at home. It's going to put you to sleep. I'd recommend it if you want to get a really good nap because it'll put you down. Like, euthanized like a dog. It's shocking.

Honestly, I cannot believe that movie that the rest, that most of it didn't end up on the cutting room floor. I cannot believe it made it to the cinema. I can't believe that people read that script and went, I'm in. I can't believe that people watch it I can't believe people would ever talk about it I can't believe we're talking about it now I can't believe that Emma Stone said yes

I can't believe that Ryan Gosling said yes I can't believe that one of the cars they drive is a Prius I can't believe that Toyota didn't go you can't use our car Not in this shit Genuinely I can't believe that they went Actually take the badge off it I can't you can't believe that the

Is it the Hollywood Foreign Press or who decides the Oscars The Academy. Yeah. Fuck the Academy. Oh God. Did you just ever think that that was going to come out my mouth? Okay.

So in the in the case of Tony Lodge versus the Academy letterboxed and the people. Yeah. And Lala Land. And I think purely because you've just scorched it so hard. I need to like I need to see where this lands. Yeah. Because someone's going to be wrong and I don't think it's Tony Lodge. I appreciate that

Yeah Honestly You should watch it And see But it is What's the Besides that What's the shittest movie

You've ever seen Oh Oh Oh fuck I don't know why This is just Come into my head But what's that movie

Where Is it Vince Vaughan And Reese Witherspoon Is it called Like couples Rit or couples Holiday Have you seen

That is dog shit? That is is Charles's anal glands getting squeezed onto the TV. That is shocking. That is shocking. Wow. That is cold dog shit. I think that a lot of things that have in common that are bad movies have Vince

born in them, except for wedding crashes. What about the, the one where him and old Wilson get a job at Google? That movie could be like... Oh, hang on. What about Vince Vaughn is in a new one called the Nonnas? Where he gets a bunch of retired. This is the premise that's on Netflix right now.

It's him and a bunch of retired old Italian ladies open a restaurant called the Nonas. And then no one goes because it sucks. That's the movie. Yeah, no one goes to the movie because it sucks. That sounds terrible. The other shitty Vince Vaughn films I would like to enter into the administration for this is The Breakup, the movie with Jennifer Anderson.

Shocking? No, that's got the best sentence ever said in cinema. What sentence? Okay, this is the other 99% of the movie? Sure, have you,

but this one bit is like peak cinema. Is it better than who? What are you fucking out? It is. It is. Oh, should we also put that into our top four? Wolf and Wall Street.

Probably. That's a good movie. So they're having a fight and Jennifer Anderson goes, oh, well, He goes, oh, well, you got a sister, blah, blah, blah. And she, and she's going to go, oh, don't talk about my sister. She's been through a lot.

And he goes, yeah, of dick. I mean, that's pretty good. And I'm like, whatever else happens in the rest of the movie, that line will. Also kind of off brand for Vince Vaughn, because isn't he normally just going, oh, my guy. You know how he's just kind of doing that a lot? He kind of does that in this scene. Yeah. Can we watch that video on YouTube?

or play the audio? Is that possible? Oh, can we not? Is it like copyright? Do we have to play it in reverse or something? We can try. Let me, I can try and find a year. Oh.

Don't know, don't start with the family stuff. Like, your family's so perfect. Your brother's a pervert. You're talking about the sexual habits of family members. What about your sister? My sister's been through a lot. A dick. There are some problems, Gary, but can we please just leave it?

Problems? Even the, just the sterile. nature of that conversation. What's he doing? Sucking the air out of the room. It's a good line. But yeah, I just, the other Vince Vaughn movie that is terrible is it.

What is it before Christmases? Him and Reese Witherspoon go to like the family group. Terrible. Terrible. The internship is the shitest movie I've ever seen. No, the internship's the one with Anne Hathaway and Robert De Niro. No, that's the intern.

The internship is the Google one. Isn't that called the internship? Yeah, whatever. But yeah, that one. Wedding crashes, though, unreal. Unbelievable. Top five. All good.

Yeah. Dodge ball. Great movie. Yep. Yeah, if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. We get it. Like, it's funny.

It's good stuff. That is funny. Yeah. La La Land though. See ya. Shocking. Please watch it just so that we can fucking rip it a new asshole. Watch this face, ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you, Charles. Oh, thank you. your anal glands away now please I've got to you love to see it please uh alissa hi alissa Alyssa

Alyssa is getting married and there's this place that does like I don't know if it's like samples or like not quite right wedding dresses or like old but like but they're 150 bucks each

holy shit and they're like open the warehouse every couple of Saturdays and it's like and they're just Like, it's like sample sale or whatever. Yeah, and so, and. Or like, oh, the hem's a bit ripped, but you can't see it, but we can't sell it for eight grand. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And it opens at 7 a.m. And apparently the lines, because you can imagine. Why are you laughing? Apparently. Sorry. It's a triggering word in the office.

Yeah, sorry. It's our vocal stim at the moment. It has been for the last two months. I was planning on getting there at four. because I've heard the lines are crazy. Holy shit. So I told my dad, I was like, oh, there's a sale. You know, like wedding dresses can be crazy about that.

These are 150 and I reckon we'll be able to find something great. Yeah. I get there at 4 a.m. And then I get a call from my dad. He goes, I'm at the front. I've been sitting in a chair since 255 a.m. He camped out overnight so his girl could get first dib of those dresses. Because he wanted to make sure his girl had a really nice dress and the first pick

the bunch. Well, that's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Her dad's Vinks for Horn. Her dad was in La Whale Land. Yeah, he wrote it. That is so sweet. And also, safety? Like, if you're just sitting on the street at fucking 4 a.m.,

like, you need your dad with you for protection. Yep. So, Alyssa Ray, all the best. Oh, do we have, like, a sneak peek of the, of the wedding dress? Or can, Alyssa, if you're watching, listening, can you send us a photo, like, after you get married? I'll send a message because I've got, yeah. Send us a wedding photo. Fuck, yeah.

Because I'd love to see the dress in action. I'd love to see Dad sitting in that chair. Yeah, both. Send us both. I love to see that. Thank you for sharing that. I've got to you love to see here from Jenna Irvin. And this is really, really fun and better than Lowa Land.

Jenna says, hi guys, huge fan of the show. We just opened a show that I'm in. It's called The Snow Queen. We're a company in Geelong that do yearly shows to, like, raise money for the Geelong Hospital. Yeah, it's cool. So all the ticket sales and stuff all kind of go to fundraising. Have you been to Geelong? No, never in my life.

It's awesome. You told me the other day Geelong sucked. I thought it did, and I was wrong. What do you mean? I was there the other day, and I was like, what? Where were you in Geelong? Like, it's beautiful. Down by the water, the buildings.

I said the other day that I thought Geelong was cool. And you said, no, it sucks. Fuck that. It does suck. Until you go there. Then it fucking rules. Well, they love it. Yep.

And so the show is called The Snow Queen. And Jenna message and said, not to brag, but I am playing the Snow Queen. It's sort of a brag. Jenna, oh, humble brag. So you're a smug. We haven't given the year of smug the accredited deserves. Oh, I think it's because I broke my foot. Yeah.

And that wasn't very smug time for me. Yeah, but of all the people that broke their foot, you're the hottest. And that's something to be smug about. That's really nice. That's actually so sweet. Oh, you think that's nice tomorrow on the show. You think that's nice. Well, I've spent money on a prop just to make you feel good and laugh.

That's really not. Love you. And if it's bit like, now let's, let's wait until you've seen it. Because I've taken a, I've made it some creative choices. I'm going to love it because you love me and that's enough. Remember, is that where you're still recording? Yeah.

Play that back to motion. Hang on. So Jenna says there's a bunch of us in the show who listened to the pod every day. And we're always doing hot takes and comparing things to cowboy world at rehearsals. Fuck yeah. So they're always like talking about the show. and stuff, which is so fun. Jenna said, could you do a shout-out

and a chookers to the cast? So they've already opened, but there's like five shows left this weekend. Yep. We've got the link to buy tickets. So if you're in Geelong or fancy hopping on the train. Or if you're anywhere on the west side, go on down.

Go on. Because, I mean, it's for a good cause. There's heaps of tarpa's in the show. Pretty fun. Dude, you love the theatre. You will love Geelong. I could. Yeah.

might um oh might be pushing it a bit this week because um got no it's it you don't it's the winner it's windy it's making you cookie it's making you cookie i get it but no we're going to share we'll share the link and um if anybody wants to go along please do it's for a good cause and support some tarpas tomorrow on the show yes confessions or something fucked up happened in our business and i haven't told you about it um was it you buying this weird No, but then also the prop How much do you think is too much to spend on a The gag is cheap

But how much do you think is too much to have spent? I can't make a judgment call on that until I've seen it Because I've seen how much money they spend on La La Land And that's too much for a cheap gag I'll guarantee Is the prop better than La La Land? Not only is the prop better than La La Land Great, you've already won me over

it's significantly cheaper oh good i assume how much Charles what's the money 30 million USD that's what the fucking prop cost no that's what la la la land cost I'm surprised la la land didn't cost

10 times that I'm surprised la la land didn't cost six American dollars well that would be similar to what I've spent oh oh that's okay give or take three dollars oh oh that's fine oh oh

okay love you Bye.