Toni and Ryan - The Best Place For A Third Date

Episode Date: February 17, 2026

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Tapa Courtney. She was on a third date the other night. Oh, third date. What's that? I'm sorry. Where are we up to with, where is that usually? I mean, if it's not third day, it's got to be second. Hey, I'm Dylan from Rustin, Louisiana, United States. We're Erin and Joseph from Phoenix, Arizona. Hi, I'm Hot Ash from Perth and I approve this podcast.

This podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Tony, Dr. Orthelodge. Hello. And my name is Ryan. Welcome to our show. It's very nice to have you here. Thanks for coming.

Little brain break. Little safe space. We've just been talking about nutting off air. Didn't think I was going to make it to the show. Brain break though. If you've had a big day, fucking use is heavy A. Come on over.

Think about fuck all for the next half hour. Yep. Now. That's a new headline. Yeah. I thought you're going to say, you've had a heavy day. Just have a nut. Just have a nut.

When was the last time you had a nut? What time is it? That's comedy from you. I try it sometimes. Now, we yesterday announced that Tony Lodge's Hens Party is happening in London and you are invited. If you would like to join the wait list and we strongly recommend that you do because these are going to be hot tickets when they go on sale next week. How?

You would go to what website, Charles? Tony'shensparty.com.com. There it is. We've got a little QR code or... It's on the screen right now. Fuck, yeah. It's on the script. Can't you see it?

Yeah, it's just here. Oh, look. It's like I'm eating it. Good luck to everyone fucking editing out there. Now, I just want to highlight some other people that have had Hens nights and Bucks nights and bachelorette's parties and all. They're called different things all around the world. Yeah.

Did you, sorry, did you have, uh, no, because I got married during COVID. Oh. Yeah, like. Yeah, like full lockdown. Yeah. Oh, yeah, me and Bronn had a whiskey one night. But like, would you have, like, is it something you would have done? if not for that,

always had a bit of like a blessing in disguise. I thought it was. I think the thought of it is like, ma'er, but then I like created a game and hosted like Liam and Fields one. That was real fun. We did like an amazing race,

like a scavenger hunt around the city. And I think there's fun to be had. I think when you think classic bucks party or classic hen's night or hens party in my mind, I'm like, oh, that's not for me. Like, you're not the classic. But yeah, it's what you like. Maybe I'll have mine later on.

Make up for it. dinner. Oh. Not on my night though. That's my night. No, it's your night. Yeah. Mine will be the next day. Yeah. One night only because the next one is a box party. Um, a woman met a random dude on her hen's night and drunkenly invited him to the wedding. I've heard this happen. Have you? Yep. Do you know this exact story? I don't think so. So, Tarley met Julio. in a club in Virginia. Amazing. Because, you know, they're out the hands.

And let's go to the club, you. They're all dancing. She meets his guy and she's like, you should totally come to the wedding. Yeah. Great. And he's like, okay, I'm. I'll come. No empty office.

That sounds great. I'm coming to the party. And a wedding is fun. Wedding is fun. Now, Julio was treated like a celebrity at the wedding because everyone has heard the story. Yes. Oh, I tell him and the hands are just, and so he and they're like, everyone just thought it was so.

random and funny. Oh, you're the guy from the hell. You know, he ends up like dancing with the mum and he's just like fucking turning one on. Just like perfect out of wedding. Yeah. Some people are just great to have a wedding. Some people are great at a wedding. Yeah.

And he was one of them. Six weeks after the wedding. Yeah. The marriage fizzled out. They got divorced and now Tali and Julio are married and have two children together. What? Yeah. Yeah.

Meant to be. Some people at the, expensive. Like. learning curve, but... The mum said, when I danced with Julio at the wedding and saw how fun and friendly and warm he was, I knew he was the one. Imagine realizing that, but the wedding to someone else. Like, even the mum was like, oh no, this guy, he's it.

I know we know nothing about him, but he's the guy. He's the one. But I mean, he does sound like marriage material. People that are good at weddings are people you want to be married to. And I've always said that. next time I go to a wedding after hearing that, so much pressure. Yeah, there is. Yeah.

Mine. Torbs's best mate, Josh. Yeah. He's like a real social butterfly. Like he, like... He's not the Josh that took the frozen smoothie to the sauna, is it? No. Different Josh?

No, no, no. Though he would do something fucked like that. He would. He's kind of energy. Josh is, dude. He's a real social butterfly. And like, as they were all growing up together, they used to go to the same, like, a few pubs.

Yep. all the time. So you'd be running into the same people, the same crew. And like, he just kept going out and getting wasted and being like, did you know that we get, Aaron and I getting married?

You should come to the wedding. And he just kept inviting people. And the wedding was at next to one of the pubs we all used to go to. Thank God for that. And so it was like, if people were like, all these randoms. He's like,

yeah, we're doing it next week. It's at the pub next door. Come around. Yeah. I don't know how many of them actually ended up rocking. up but he just kept inviting people and like a friend of mine who he'd met once that um um he saw her randomly out things like you Tony and Torb's gonna be there you've got to come

to the wedding and he just kept inviting people now I think we've had this chat a little bit in the office but I think we need to put it out there because there was a bit of like how many tickets are we setting aside for our friends and family yep because I know we can all get a bit trigger happy. Can we all? Can we all? Yes. Some more than others.

Not Tony and Ryan, it's both of us. Yep. Yeah. Because I... Is both of us? Yep. Don't look at Charles. I'd rather die than look at Charles. Well, there's probably some middle ground.

There is it. Well, I'm bringing torps. Yep. And that's it. Okay. And Charles. And Charles. But Charles is working so.

Yeah. Okay. And yesterday you rattled off a few people of the family that you're bringing. Bridget, probably not Mabel, Penny, Bonnie, Rowdy. Oh, is Penny your guest? Well, you just said you're only bringing to us. Dom? Dom, I invited.

Guy? I also invited him, yep. So I think we should just all be in agreement so that we're not going to get crazy. Yeah. Yep. Okay. Who else could I bring? I don't know anyone in London.

except for the all my bridesmaids yeah yeah that I'm so excited about the hens party yeah it's gonna be sick yeah now new story so is that one good things that can happen well depends a train because yeah I'm wondering whether it's a good thing or not I mean I'm glad they found each other in the end

yeah I mean an upgrade and they got two beautiful babies little babbers yeah I invite no good babos no bar babes Only good bubos. What happens on the J-C stays on the J-C? I was just trying to celebrate some good puppies. No bad puppies.

I've been bullied the whole time since. No bad puppies. News story. I invited the wrong Dave to a group email invite for my bachelor party. Instead of inviting Dave College, I invited Dave from the accounting department at work. who I've maybe spoken to twice. We were going paintballing

and I didn't realize my mistake until accounting Dave pulled up in his minivan wearing full tactical gear, pulls out his own high-end paintball marker and carrying a cooler full of craft beers and premium stakes. Oh, well, sounds like a great mistake.

Though Dave from college probably not that pumped about the fact you didn't get invited. All those photos pop up on Facebook and he goes, oh. He goes, Oh, a really good mates. I've not him since we were 17. I had to go over and sheepishly tell accounting Dave about the mix-up. Why? Was I don't know, like they've booked in a paintball place. I don't

know. He's just like, oh, it's the wrong guy. So he kind of wanders over and goes, oh, no. So he goes over and says, oh, look, sorry, man, there's been a mix-up. I invited the wrong Dave. And accounting Dave goes, I haven't been on a boy's trip in years. Let's fucking get it. let's fucking do this he says with a glint in his eye oh he was so good at paintball it was so awesome he cooked the stakes to perfection he's 30 years older than the rest of us and he was telling us these crazy stories from the 80s everyone fucking loved him I thought you were going to say that he had to tell me about the mix-up and tell him he was like uninvited I think that's what he was kind of doing and the guy was like I'm here to fucking party dude get the fuck out of my way

like yeah sounds sounds like what a great accident and Dave's now his best man wow we've been hanging out at work every day since you know I spoke to this guy twice and 10 years and now

I'm like fucking Dave what's going on bro fuck yeah as if you'd never really talk to someone as if then the alarm bells wouldn't go off when you got the invite would you be like oh that's kind of random it must be just inviting people from work I guess but if you'd never really talk to someone

you'd be like oh okay remember I went to not that I hadn't spoken to them, but someone was sick and got COVID. So I got a last minute invite to Alana and Robbie's wedding. Yes. Yep. Charles,

I get an invite to a wedding on the Wednesday and the, it's on Friday night. So in a text message, they go, do you want to come to a wedding on Friday? And I just replied and said, who's got COVID? And they went,

oh, yeah, my auntie and uncle. And I was like, hmm. Anyway, turns out their auntie and uncle had prime seats. Instead of doing a rejig,

they just put, I was sitting next to the prime. Just like, yep. And it was like the fanciest wedding ever. Yeah, It was fucking awesome. Like so, they'd spent so much money. Couple of legends, me and Ridge, they're hanging out.

What a great night. Yeah. Beena Riggin. A plus. Jules was there? She was. Yeah. And who's, what's old mate's name?

I can't remember his fucking name. Did you say Jesse just got married? I did. Good on him. He was. He was. Yeah. But who's the guy?

Lakey, wakey. It's Danny Lakey. Yep. all the guys insisted that Dave must come to the wedding now Oh, 1,000% Dave's in now

Dave's one of the OG crew Yeah so they're kind of like okay he's in the wedding And then he's having dinner with a few of his boys Like a few weeks later and they're like Fuck that you know everyone's just still talking about Dave How great's Dave Yeah and then they're one of the

groomsman says It wouldn't be right If Dave was also not a groomsman kind of for the just like everyone's just like they're like you know what yeah he's ridden the wave he's impressed us all yeah those steaks were delicious he was great value great i think he be good at the way i think he should be a groomsman and then i think it was a bit of like who's going to budge first so then the guy goes well he is and it turns out now all the wedding photos Dave from accounts is a groomsman at the wedding and Dave college was not invited

Now, isn't this a beautiful sentence? I sent the bachelor invite by mistake, but I'll be inviting him to the wedding of a groomsman on purpose. I actually just got goosebumps. That's so sweet. Accidental friends. So what you're saying is I should start just sending emails to random address. Like, I just start sending random invites to people.

And hope I get a best friend. No, you're having a small. Another best friend. You're having a small wedding. How many would you say? Round number. Four? Yeah.

Like, including the photo. So, you and Torbs. Photographer. Yeah. Salaubran. Elvis, yeah. I believe one or two to sign a form. Mm.

And whoever is the craziest performer on the night in London. Whoever is best on ground. Yeah, the looser slut. Who is the eminent. The MVP. Most valuable bridesmaid. The MVP. I like that.

Are you prepared to lock in now? No. Imagine. How crazy everyone would be? Because they're just competing to be the craziest person there. But also like, Charles is like, so I'm not invited, but you invited someone. You know what I mean? How funny.

Tell it to fucking college Dave, Charles. You and college Dave can be friends. Yeah. You guys can go to some fucking kebab. place on the corner and talk about what could have been. And God, I never really liked her anyway. Yeah, what a bitch. I didn't really want to be a friend.

Hey, I'm Dylan from Ruston, Louisiana, United States. We're Aaron and Joseph from Phoenix, Arizona. I'm Hottash and Perth, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out on this beautiful hump day to a few of our champion tarpers over at our Patreon. on. Bonus content every Saturday. Yep.

So it's not just another episode. It's like a whole new different thing. We did a bunch of vlogs while we were in the Gold Coast and new stuff all the time. Every day. Not every day. Are we going to do any more Jake Gyllenhaugh vlogs or if we hit our quota? I really enjoyed the movie nights. Same.

I think every time we travel, we should pick like a theme or an actor or something. Should we? Because I enjoyed that. When we go to London for the Hens Party, it feels like. nice to be able to say it out loud and not be like, do we go on a hot streak of like, obviously bridesmaids is the obvious one, but surely there's a whole string of movies about hands,

nice, back, the hangover starts on it as a, like we could just go on a, because that all be like rom-com funny and like, yeah, like good, good vibes.

Yeah, except for college Dave, obviously. College Dave will be there. I've invited him. College Dave, you're invited to Tony. And I know we.

And Dave from accounts. We're not just going to be willy-nilly thrown out invites, but college Dave is invited. We should also invite Julio because he sounds like a great time. He might still me. Yeah.

No, he sounds too good to be true. But I'm asked you shout out to a few of the people who hopefully will be my bridesmaids at my Hens party in London. Miranda Pemberton, good on your met.

Oh, probably a bit far from her to travel all the way from Pemberton. Where's Pemberton? It's in South of Perth. It's like downtown. Oh, she can get the Perth London direct on Qantas. she's one flight away and if she wanted to be

like if she wanted to she would yeah you know Emma Wacker good on does she good on your M Sophie McPherson Megan Johnson

might be Megan Mogan Mugan who knows Possum Maddie Olive oil Allotted to Possum magic Yeah Vanessa N Good on your Vanessa

Joanna Simpson Oh Oh Domes Dole you know Jackie Jackie Gabriela Torres

Emily and Ena Emily J. Two Moys. Separate Emmlies. Oh no. Charles. Oh, not got it.

Emily squared. Two, two Moles. Emily two. So because I am a bandwagon fan and I love jumping on a trend, at the moment, I don't know if you've seen this, but like it's gone vavavaral viral. Those videos. There's one creator in particular that I love. Her at is Kayla Wen on Instagram.

But she's one of the people. So she's a Chinese girl And she's one of the people being like Welcome to a very Chinese time of my life I'm embracing all of the Chinese culture That my parents did to me when I was a kid That I absolutely fucking hated And have tried to really do a U-turn

And I'm now coming back Because I realize it works And doesn't the truth always prevail And what feels right feels right So it's like you click on one of those videos And then the trend is just your whole algorithm How long would you think this has been trickling into your algorithm

Because you mentioned on the show last week Yeah, I reckon, Danny, I've talked to you about it a lot. Do you reckon like a month? Yeah, like a month. Yeah. And I've just been like so fascinated. Because as someone who grow up with very little culture, I really like. White suburban Perth doesn't have culture.

You can't believe that. What's in a fucking fish and chip shop, if not culture? But it's really interesting, I think, seeing all these people that are like, like there was one girl that I saw who was like, my parents made this tea every single day. And as a kid, I always drank it. And she's like, and I didn't know it worked. And then I moved out of home and I've never been more bloated, retained as much water on my face. My skin's really bad. She's like, for the last two months, I've been drinking this tea again and I'm back to normal. I mean, send that one through to me, thanks.

Well, that sounds like a pretty good recommendation if ever I've heard one. Right. So I've just really taken on. I'm like, well, if it's good enough for you, like let me try it. Let me get on board. absolutely love it. So Kayla Wen, who I love, who I mentioned before, she started, she shared this video. It's got like millions and millions of views making this Chinese tea and hers has juju bays, which is like Chinese dates. Yeah. And goji berries. And there's like Chinese and Korean variations that I've seen. And you boil it on the stove like with a pear in it or a bit of honey or. Oh, so it's not like go get this tea bag and dunk it. It's like old. It's like you've got, you get all the stuff and it kind of rehydrate. And it. And it kind of rehydrate.

rates all the fruit. Yeah. And it's like really good for your tongue, really good for your skin. I've also been doing the hot water after meals. And let me tell you, actual game changer. My shits have never come out cleaner in my life.

Like I'm just, I'm like healthy from top to toe. Like it's crazy. Now, I have experiences because I joined you for some hot water. Well, while we were on the Gold Coast, I was hitting the kettle as our dinner was ready.

Yeah. Because then by the time I finished eating, it's cooled down enough for me to have a nice little warm water afterwards. Exactly an hour before you want a warm water is when you boil the kettle. Yeah. And I still find it, I always laugh a little bit when I go, anyone wants some warm water in an hour. Yeah, and it hits though.

Because when we stayed together last week, I'll tell you. That kettle got a workout. Want a tea or coffee tone? No, just my warm water. Thanks. I have my hot water girlfriend. Thanks so much. Where would you like that?

In about 60 minutes. Okay. Yeah. Put that on now. Anyway, so because it's kind of working. like what else can I get amongst? Oh. You know what I? Like there's all this stuff.

Another thing that everybody on earth at the moment feels like they're doing is like making their own chicken broth and like bone broth and stuff like that. Yeah. And I don't know if you can all cast your mind back, but the end of last year I said that I wanted to perfect the roast chicken. Yeah. And so every time I tried that, I saved all the bones because I was like, well, I'll do a chicken broth.

Absolutely. I then have fallen into this amazing valley of Instagram rills where I'm learning the best way to do everything from my Chinese baddy best friends the best way to make gelatinous broth is with chicken feet and I thought well I'll give that a go I didn't really realize how much chicken and how much a chicken foot looks like a baby's hand. And I, having not grown up with this as a tradition in my home,

I found it actually a little bit confronting. Like these little baby hands. Little baby hands. Little baby hands. Yeah, how many feet do you need for a broth? Yeah. So I bought two and a half kilos. I prep.

Of just feet. Of just chicken feet. It was like $5. Like they're so cheap. Which feels like nice because you're using the whole animal. Yeah. You know. How many?

How many is that? though. I reckon I reckon probably about 200. And the first step is cutting the nails off.

You've got to give you little chucky feet a manicure before you can make the broth. So I'm standing there like a fucking mob wife cutting the fingers of these chicken feet at 7 a.m. on a Sunday.

morning because it's got a simmer for eight hours. And I'm giving these cheeky footies, little manicure and saying thank you to God for giving the chicken a life. Yeah. And then saying Sionara and popping the chicken without the nails into a pan, into the oven to brown up before you put them into the broth. So I'm about halfway through prepping these chicken feet. This just, I was so with you until about 90 seconds ago.

Oh, and I like, like, it's all good. It was just a, it was a show. to me. It is all good, but these just... Sometimes you don't want to see how the sausage gets made, you know? Literally. You don't want to see how the broth is... And I just...

I'm like, I'm standing there and I'm like, and I would kind of get into a bit of a rhythm where I wouldn't think about it for a bit. And then I'd realize again what I was doing and I'd go, and every chicken foot has three longies and a shorty. So that's four nails per chicken foot and I've got about 200. So what's that, do some quick maths for? me. 800.

Oh, 800 nails. 800 nails. I had to off. I'm about halfway through, right?

And our fucking doorbell rings. Sorry, I thought you meant like, as of now, I'm about halfway through. So for the last few weeks I've been chipping away.

I'm just chipping away at the manicure. No, so I'm about halfway through prepping these chicken feet and the doorbell rings. And I'm like, thank fucking God. And I go out and it's

one of my neighbors from down the road, Dook. And he is like, oh, I just noticed that this thing was like in your letterbox. I just wanted to give it to. I just noticed there was 800 chickens out the front. Yeah. Walking on their stumps. Yeah.

They don't look happy. And I was like, oh, bro, thanks so much. And we're kind of like chatting and catching out. I hadn't seen him in a bit. And he, he's like, oh, we're actually just off to go to dim sum for breakfast. And I was like, oh, fuck. Yum, that sounds so good. Which ones do you guys go to?

been to this one. It's great. He goes, oh, we're going to one in Docklands. And I was like, oh, yum, that sounds so good. He goes, oh, you know what I love at Dimsum? He goes, I love the chicken feet. And I was like, oh, do you won't believe what I'm doing actually right now. I'm prepping, I'm cutting up chicken feet right now. Come to have a look, dog. And he goes, what? And I was like, yeah, I'm doing it. And he goes, bone broth thing. And I go, yeah. And he goes, oh that's a lot for a white girl looks me up and down go oh that's a lot for a white girl and I said

thank you so much for acknowledging that he goes I'm Asian I grew up with that that's a lot for you girlfriend like good for you fight in the good fucking fight that's a lot for you white girl that's a lot for a white girl oh my god he goes did your parents do that when you grow I was like no no it's pretty new I'm from Perth

we don't do culture there yeah culture doesn't exist The most culture we've got is a bunning sausage with onion on it. They banned that for a while. And, yeah, so I got the tick of approval from my beautiful Asian neighbor. But even he's like, I go to a place for that.

I don't do that in my house. He goes, oh, I wouldn't do that. Like, that's not, that's too much for me. And I was like, yeah. Yeah, it's a lot. Anyway, and then we were just chatting. And then he said, oh, it better go because we got the bookie.

I was like, yeah, man. all good and then I'll go back in town and the mountain of chicken feet obviously is still there and I go I've just been given and out like I've just had someone say to me yeah I grew up with this and it's too much and you don't need to do that and you don't need to do this I persevered though I made the broth it's absolutely wonderful I measured it out into my super cubes and like they're all in the freezer now and they're in little half cup so then with my in the rice cooker I do my rice and I just pop that in Delicious. So it's gone very well. My skin's very, looking very. You look beautiful. You look stunning. Very, I won't say the word plump.

Very. But yeah. So if anybody's thinking about doing the gelatinous bone bro, I will just say luck, it's pretty confronting, eh? It's a lot to take on. I've got a question and I feel like everyone's thinking it. Oh, okay.

What do you do with the nails after? Yeah. Yeah. I. Sorry, well, I'm going to change that question. Slightly. Yep. What craft can we make with 800 chicken nails?

You know what? I'll bring them to the hens party. Hens party. Do you get it? I don't think you'll get through customs. And whoever has the chicken fingernails under their seat with surprise. No. Okay.

Now we'll work on it. Because we want people to turn up. You know, when you're a kid and you lose a tooth, it kind of looked like 800 of that. It looked like 800 little teeth. That is. And then when I dropped them... Is that a Roll doll?

I hope not. The big giant used to steal children's teeth away from them in the night. Maybe. You sounded like an old-time newscaster, though. I assume that's how Rolled doll speaks. And it was like, I was putting them into like this metal mixing bowl that I have. And so... Dook-Ki-ting-to-k-dook-tting-to-k-too.

Yeah. That's so upsetting, man. And Torbs, like, came out and he's like, sweetie, are you all right? And I was like, I think I need a bit of a break. Are you going to do it again? So I've prepped enough chicken feet to do me two batches. So I manicured all of them. Is manicured the word?

I don't know. But I did all of them. And then I filled one tray. And I was like, my pot's not that big. So I, but then I was like, you know what? I'm going to chop all of them. Yep. So that they're ready.

And then the next time I want to do another round of broth. I don't have to do that again. Yeah. But it's not like a, yeah, so for every Sunday for the rest of life. I'm like you, yeah. I reckon I've got three weeks worth of broth out of that one lot. Yeah. And then sort of another three if you're, yeah, that's, that's a lot of broth. So I'm getting a lot out of it. Um, but it was, it's a, it was, it was, yeah. And then I just think it was just so nice when Duke was like, oh, girl, that's that. And him saying,

that's a lot for a white girl. Yeah. I just appreciated that. Yeah. I needed the heads up. Yeah. You know, do you from another Chinese bad. He'd like myself. You know, I just try my best. You do try you best. Embracing the culture. And it's fucking awesome. But the food is sick. It's making me feel great.

But I didn't love that part. Do you think Tarpers would have stories? And not that you've done like anything wrong, but I think that like, like what lengths have you gone to for wellness? Oh my God. Because people would have tried some shit. Oh, yeah.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would love to know. And obviously we can tell one. Keep it light. Oh, they can keep it light. Yeah.

Oh, I. I should have. No, I mean, like, what's darker than that? Yeah. 800 chicken tof nails. Chicken nails. Sorry, Charles, you okay. You look wider than you did when you came off the DC rival's roller coaster.

They had to turn the flash off the roller coaster because Charles is a reason. Yeah. So, but it went really, it was all worth it, but it was a lot. How do you feel now? I mean, I feel. Did you need a day to kind of like? It was like after I did prep them all, I was like, I'm just going to sit down for a bit, need a bit of fresh air. Like I just, yeah.

See where I'm at. But I loved her. Yeah. Beautiful experience. Beautiful experience. Well, I've got her you love to see it here. Bring us back around. Uh, Tapa Courtney.

Hi, Courtney. Uh, she was on a third date the other night. Oh, third date. What's that? I know. I'm sorry. Where are we up to with, where is that usually? Yeah, where does that fall?

I mean, if it's not third date, it's got to be second. Yeah. I was on a third date the other night and I found out the old Toys R Us in our town is still open. It must be the only Toys R Us that still exist. I don't know what country or continent Courtney's in,

but they found an old toy's arouse because I'm pretty sure I was shut down in America, right? Yeah, well, in Australia it's not a thing anymore, isn't it? Yeah, so they found like an old random... You know, sometimes like the big company closes down but it must have been independently owned and some guys fighting the good fight.

Like one franchise or something, yeah. And they had all these toys so we went in there and like brought back all these wonderful memories and it was really nostalgic and we were talking about each other's childhood and it was actually like a hell cute place to kind of just like wonder into on the way back from dinner sort of thing and we had a really good time that's quite wholesome isn't it? I felt like a kid again says Courtney. That's really sweet.

Yeah. And yeah, I think chatting about like toys you loved as a kid, especially if you grew up, like if you're the same age, you remember all the same toys. Yeah, and just really joyous and happy memories. And then I went home and he fucks me in the ass. So, well done. What a great day. Yeah.

Everyone's a winner there. So I love to see that, Courtney. I am. For legal purposes, I don't know if that's how it ended. Yeah. Please answer us. I've got you love to see in here that's really beautiful. It's from Marissa.

She sent this to her on Patreon. And it says, hi Tony, how are you love to see it. It's about Ryan and I want you to read this out for him. I'm sorry. No, no, no, no. This is really sweet. I love to see how Ryan talks about his daughter, Mabel. as someone who didn't have the best relationship with my dad when I was little,

it heals a piece of my heart when I hear Ryan talk about his Mamu. He's such an amazing girl dad and just an amazing man in general. You're both amazing. This is her words. This is not ad-libbing, by the way. Yeah, this sounds a bit off-brand for you. You're both so amazing. I love how you are both so open about your feelings and that you show love to everyone.

In a time where there's so much hate going around, it makes me so happy that I'm alive at the same time you can. guys are. Isn't that so beautiful? That is very beautiful. I'm so happy and so proud to be a tapir here's to many more years. Thank you very much for saying those kind of words. Isn't that so beautiful? Yeah. And normally I would cut the bit like if I was doing, you know, but I was like, no, that's really, thank you for taking the time to send that. Well, my little Mamu is a legend, so she's very easy to love. She's the best. Yeah. But she's easy to love because you love her. Yep. You know? Like she feels love. So she's a

a happy kid who's like ready to explore and like loves doing stuff. I tell you the smallest thing that really get you. What? Tell me. Two examples. The first like because when they're little you're like always hugging them. Like they're always on you. Yeah.

And then as they get a bit older, they'll like put their arm around you back, which is like the first time they start doing that. It's like, oh, like I'm not just hugging them like we're hugging each other. Oh, so it's like goes from holding them to an actual embrace. Yeah. But like it's a two way rather than one way. But now sometimes Mabel will give me a hug and when her hand goes over like

there's like, yeah, we're hugging but then sometimes she'll like, it's a really tight, it's like that one really, she really needed that one or she really met. You know and it's like, you're just like, oh like she wanted her dad then.

And then, because when we were away on the Gold Coast, she missed her dad. Yeah, she did. And so when I got back, the hug was like tight. Like just a grip and I was just like, oh, maybe.

But then, so last night, we're watching. bluey and she'll like always come and sit next to me yeah so she's sitting on my left she she grabbed my left hand and like pulled it around her and so she she didn't take her eye off the screen yeah it was it was as if she was putting on her seat belt you know just that natural yeah and we're just like yep and you put your arm around here and hug me like that and then we're just like watch blueie but the reason that's normal for her is that's because how what you do for her yep that is so beautiful now

This is a really nice moment and I'd hate for anyone to spoil it Here we go Actually can I share one cute thing about Mabel Before you spoil it Please So it just reminded me then When you said about

Like sitting and watching with Mabel When I looked after her While you and Bridget were at the wedding At first Because she takes a little bit to warm up She's like she likes to know her surroundings Be curious, a bit shy at first yeah And even though we've spent a lot of time together

It's like for that week It was like there's a lot of people around. And not long after you guys left, she was sitting next to me on the couch, but like far. But then like every couple of minutes she would just like shuffle her bum over and she'd get a little bit closer. And she again, still looking at the screen, get a little bit closer. And I took this photo because I almost started to cry. She had shuffled over so far and then put her little mip on my thigh because we're just sitting there together. And she's just like sitting there and she's put her little hand on my leg and she's telling me about the grannies on Bluey and she's, you know.

Did you have to flash the ring and say I'm actually engaged? And I just thought that was so cute. Yeah. Just that she felt so safe and she's felt so happy. So that was my little, you love to see it about Mabel as well. What a sweetheart. Isn't that the cutest photo? Yep.

Maybe she should be at the hands party. I love her. She is. I'm, I'm. I'll hold her the whole time. My goal would, in life, for her to be the flower girl, but I don't think that. There's going to be a lot of people around. So she, and like we said, a bit shy.

So I think we'd plan for that and she'd just go, no. Nah, and that's fine. Yep. Well, how are you going to spoil it? Sorry, the beautiful moment. Oh, so, um, Mabel, like, grabs my hand and puts it around her. And then I, like, later sit next to bridge and grab her hand. She's, and just, like, tried to put it around me.

On your penis. I didn't say that. She's like, get out of here. Yeah, that's good though. Yeah. Can I tell you something what I have another month? I got into bed. Naked.

Are you kids married? And, um, bridge said, like, she wanted a neurofin or a... Is that what you call it? Or like the magnesium before bed, little tablo or something. Sure. And she knew I was naked. And then so I went and get her a glass of water and the tablet. And I go, put your hand out.

And she goes, that better be a fucking tablet. Yeah, it's not a glass of water. All right. Tomorrow is Normal Warner. Yay! And it's Tony's favorite day, obviously. I love normal Warner. Yeah.

Thanks for letting me talk about being naked with my wife. Love you, bye. Love you. Bye.