Toni and Ryan - The Blessed Virgin

Episode Date: June 5, 2023

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My name is Ryan John. I'm here with Dr. Author Tony Lodge, best-selling author. Best dad, Ryan John. I want a trophy, please. We are calling our favourite tarpa who lives in Melbourne that used to live in Wellington. So of all the people that lived in Wellington and now live in Melbourne... It's got to be Bernardine. Couldn't be anyone else. Yep.

Literally. It couldn't be. It isn't. Greetings, hello? Hello, Bernardine! Yes, hello. It couldn't be. Yeah. It isn't. Greetings. Hello. Hello, Bernadine. Yes. Hello.

I was just on my way to buy lunch. What are you having? Tofu and rice. Is it like an agadashi tofu? Like it's got like the stuff on it and it's hell yum? Yeah, it is. I made it myself actually, so it's pretty good. Oh, that is good.

Righto. Okay. We'll let you get back to that. We approve that. Will you approve this podcast? Yes, definitely. Perfect. This is Benedict from Melbourne and I approve this podcast. All right, coming up today. I want to know what's the thing that you check no matter where you're going. Whether it's like, I don't know, the dress code, like you're a big dress code guy. A lot of people check the menu before they go to a restaurant. Is that what you mean? That's a great one.

Yeah, that kind of thing. I want you to think about what's the thing that you check before you go anywhere. Okay. Coming up soon. We'll get to that soon. First though, these are top confessions. And top confessions, Tony and Ryan podcast. We get a lot of

questions like, are these top confessions, like T-O-P? These are top confessions, like T.O.P.? These are top confessions! Tony and Ryan podcast. And you can submit your confessions at tonyandryan.com.au This one, they've called themselves Tina Turner, but they are not the Tina Turner in this story.

The bar I work at at Perth recently had a Tina Turner tribute night and the singer was woefully fucking shit. Do we know what bar it was because it was either Connections or the Court, I'm guessing? Apparently it's a very small bar that often only has one staff member. A small bar in Perth that only has one staff member that would put on a Tina Turner tribute night?

I know. It must be like a little hole-in-the-wall wine bar kind of vibe. Yeah. It sometimes has a little – A little stash. On a Saturday night, they have a little show. So we're guessing, obviously, because Tina Turner has sadly just passed away, so they were doing like a lovely honouring night for her.

But I think regularly on a Saturday night, says our confessor, they have different random nights. Sure. So it's always a live band and sometimes it's just like doing some covers, but sometimes it's like, oh, and this week it's a this and that week it's a that. Sure. I think she thought she was working the room and engaging with the crowd,

but in reality she was just chasing customers around the bar and yelling at them. It was almost bullying. Oh. There is nothing worse than when you're watching something and you feel really singled out by whoever's doing the – I hate sitting in the front row of comedy shows. Oh.

I'm not good at it either because I think it's, like, my time to shine. So then I'm, like, thinking about, like, jokes that I could do back home, like, Tony, it's not about you. You know what I mean? That's good self-awareness at the end. Yeah. It's after the fact normally. Yeah. I'm, like like in the car on my home I'm like oh that wasn't about me um so shouldn't have gone when you dressed up nice phallus and roman because you

knew you'd be brought on stage to pretty much do a stand-up comedy set yeah I yeah and it didn't go well and then I fell over yep yeah in a few weeks we're having a Queen Tribute Night. Oh, because Elizabeth just died. The best. Are you joking? And just died? It's like over a year ago now, isn't it? The coronation was...

That wasn't a year ago, was it? September? September last year. I wouldn't say just died. Anyway, the banned queen. The banned queen. What would they do at a Tribute Night to the Queen? I? September last year. I wouldn't say just died. Anyway, the banned queen. The banned queen. What would they do at a tribute night to the queen? I actually don't know.

Sit around, drink cups of tea and just go, oh. The gin? Oh, yeah. Gin? She likes gin. Gin and tonic? Sucks them down. So this woman walks in and sees the queen poster.

Yep. And goes, oh, what are these tribute nights like? And I said, well, they're hit and miss. Like sometimes they're awesome or other times, like this Tina Turner impersonator, they're fucking awful and everyone fucking hates it. And you probably feel bad because it's your bar. So you're like, I should probably be flying the flag here,

but I can't. I said the line, everyone in the bar wanted to crawl into a hole and die. She looked into my eyes and said, I'm the Tina Turner performer. R.I.P. Tina Turner, but also R.I.P. me. You would just throw up, wouldn't you? Yeah. Oh.

Because I guess you... And you can't come back from that. What I meant was she was pretty good but just like, oh, oh. Yeah. Oh, no, the impersonator was great. I meant there was a bartender here that night who... Oh, I thought you were talking about Fina Firma. Oh, yeah, they were on Saturday Fina Firma. Oh, yeah. They were on Saturday.

You were on Friday. Yeah. Like you can't, you actually cannot say anything. And sometimes, this is really lame, when I worked at the radio station, every time I'd catch like an Uber or a taxi, I'd always be like, oh, so what station are you listening to? Oh, yeah, you got to. And they go, I'll kiss and I go, oh, yeah, what do you think?

Yeah. And so she's doing something like oh these nights huh yeah pretty good yeah and he's like no fuck no they fucking suck and obviously she's not she's not in her tina turn to get up you know she's not the wig on she's wearing pants that aren't made of leather her hair is impermed um she's in her day wear i that poor she would have felt awful. And she'd still be feeling awful. She would be feeling so bad.

Now he feels awful, but he's not the victim in this story. Yeah. That's the thing. Like, yeah, of course you feel bad cause you're a dick. Like you were, you were nasty to someone, but yeah. Oh, that poor lady. Bless. I'm the Tina Turner performer.

Oh, you would. I don't even see that coming, to be honest. What an idiot from me. But I, fuck, you would just feel so, oh, that poor woman. Another confession at TonyRyan.com.au. Blessed No Longer Virgin is their name. Oh, okay. When I was 21, I had is their name. Oh, okay. When I was 21, I had never been kissed.

Oh. At church, I met a cute boy. There is always the cutest boys at church. His dad was an Anglican priest, but was surprisingly totally fine with me staying the night. Okay. I mean, 21, not, you know. Yeah, 21.

Yeah, it's not 16, you know. One night we decide that tonight's going to be the night I lose my virginity. Wow. And I'm guessing that the boy from church was also a virgin? No, he was quite experienced. Oh. Oh, okay. Or just like more experienced than her.

I think they've joked about before. Well, he was the son of a preacher man. The only boy. just like more experience than her i think they've joked about well he was the son of a preacher man i think they talked about before like he'll be anglican this i'm trying to think of something to do with sermon and semen. Oh, nice. But I'm yet to get there. Yeah. Ironically. I think we've joked about it before that like when that first person-

Psalm like it hot. Like P-S-A-L-M. Oh, Cam. The concept of like the first person in high school to hook up with someone and they fumbled around once and then we all assume they're the expert. That's who you ask? Yes, I totally agree. Oh, he knows everything about it.

Oh, yeah. No, we had that kid at school. And he just rubbed his dick on some girl's leg once. Yeah. Oh, he's a fucking expert. Yeah. Oh, he's had a BJ before. Let's ask him what we should do.

Yeah. So he was the experienced boy. But who's to say what that really means? Okay. Apparently, we were too good at concealing what was happening or his dad was just blissfully unaware. But he came into the room to ask his son a question before suddenly stopping, making eye contact with me as I was on top straddling his son. Oh, that's not a great position to be caught in. I thought he was going to yell or maybe judge us or storm out or just be freaked out. Instead.

No, what? He blessed us with a short prayer and did a religious hand gesture and then slowly backed out of the room, bowed his head and closed the door. Being young and horny somehow this didn't stop us. And we picked up where we left off and had such a good time that he actually accused me

of this not being my first time. Rates herself? Yeah. You have to hold your tickets. I didn't fully appreciate or realise what had happened until after we were done. That post-nut clarity. Later on, I was like, oh, hang on, did your dad come walking?

I, what the fuck? That is so, yeah. Yeah. I don't – sorry, I'm a little bit speechless. I can't believe that that happened. Cam, write this down. We know the one thing that makes Tony speechless. Cam's dropped his panties in disbelief.

Cam's also speechless. So, the thing that I – I guess I appreciate the dad just like not giving him a serve. You know, like he was like, okay, oh, sorry. We gave him a sermon. Yeah. Is that what a sermon is? No. What's a sermon?

A sermon is like the talk to the parish. Yeah, so he walked in and he did his talk and he read a prayer and bowed down. Yeah, I guess so. I guess so. Not quite, though. It's normally like the opening of the. Yeah, gotcha. That's the opening.

Sorry. But wouldn't you just. Yeah, okay. Sorry, I'm trying to gather, collect my thoughts. I think you would feel it's good that the dad was like yeah not like angry about it and didn't yell at them and stuff but is it super inappropriate that he like did the prayer and stuff like should he have just gone oh sorry and like walked out you would he has literally given them his blessing to fuck yeah while she was on top riding him yeah don't ruin

it by approving it you know what i? That's not the motto for our podcast. Yeah. Yeah. And the confessor says, years later, I still will randomly wake up in the middle of the night and be like, what the fuck was that? What an odd thing that happened. Finally, a little quick confession here from Wife in Strife. Wife in Strife? Whenever I go to pee and realize my husband hasn't replaced the toilet roll,

I grab his towel and use that to wipe my vagina. You've done that, haven't you? You hated that hairdresser so much that you shat on her towel. It's within reach reach and more importantly i do fucking everything around the house and the least he can do is replace the fucking toilet roll he deserves to towel himself off in my piss would anyone be able to hear that no one would have heard that, but a train just went past and tooted Ryan. Hey, this is Benedict from Melbourne and you're listening to Tony and Ryan.

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No, it was more like, fuck, that's coming around quick. Yeah. So on Thursday, we'll cut off the, I'm not sure what time it is. So get in quick if you're interested. Get in fast before they sell out. They can't sell out. They can't sell out. But get in fast before they sell out.

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But you fucking love to see that. Thanks so much for being part of our Patreon. Absolutely. So I mentioned just before, what's something that you check before you go anywhere? Like you mentioned checking out a menu before you go out for dinner. My boyfriend Torbs, I talked about this before, how he is sometimes a radar guy. Yeah. Like he goes through stages of being like super into checking the weather

before we go anywhere, especially if we're taking Pip for a walk. Yeah. I don't want to double down for me with assuming everywhere is a restaurant, but Bridget will like scope a wine list. Oh, but that's her thing. Yeah. So I feel like that's all right because you go, I don't want to go somewhere if there's not something like nice

that I can't drink, you know? Yeah, especially if she's like, well, if I'm only going to have one or two nice glasses of wine in a while I may as well make sure they're good ones yeah um so she'll check that wherever she goes um so this is not going to shock anyone but mine's parking yeah like I'm really big on checking parking at places that I'm going before I go um and so I've been working out with my personal trainer, Maddy, for probably like two months now. Yep.

And before we even started talking about what program I'd be doing or what he could offer me, I was like, at the gym that you train at, is there parking there? And he was like, oh, yeah, there is. And I was like, because I know myself well enough that if I can't get a parking spot there, I'll never come. No. Because I just know that I'll go, oh, it's really hard to park. And like, then I'll be stressed.

And I'll, you know, when you're like. Did you tell him you did four practice runs to go to Nova? Just to let him know the kind of when, because when someone goes, oh, because, you know, it'd be handy if there's parking. He might go, yeah, yeah, sure. But you need him to know. How serious the parking is. This isn't a throwaway comment. No.

This is a real deal. And this is me being self-aware and going, I know this is a problem for me. If there's no parking there, I won't come. Yeah. And he was like, no, that's actually very cool that you know, like what things will stop you. Yeah. So there's kind of like where the gym is there's kind of like it's in a big building and there's like a secret parking lot that kind of like wraps around the building yeah so you kind

of can't see the whole thing from there's like two entrances but it's one way yeah you know what i mean like you kind of have to travel one way through the thing yeah you need to know where you're going exactly like you can't just stumble upon it. You need to know that it's there. And it's generally pretty good. Like I've only, there's only been one time that I've been like, oh, I might need to park on the street today. So it's generally pretty good, but it does get a little bit busy.

But it's like, because it's one way, if you like miss a spot, you can't get back to it yeah like if you kind of drive you have to do the whole loop you have to do you have to go around the block yeah yeah um anyway so it's like an hour limit so the turnover is quite high yeah so people are kind of like coming and going a lot um but the spaces are fucking tiny and i've got like a pretty small car like i've got a hatchback um but the the spaces are so small and anyway the other week I went to the gym and I parked in an empty spot and there were like two cars it was like car spot car yep and I parked in and got out of the car like absolutely

no worries it wasn't too busy um and then I was in the gym for an hour. Righto. We get it, mate. You're feeling us. Sure. Fuck off. So I sat on my phone for 45 minutes. So seven minutes later.

Yeah. Look back out. But so like an hour later, the car park is packed. Yeah. Like there is not a spare spot. And as I walk, you know how everybody does this like when you walk out to your car you've already got your keys out and like you know when you're at the shopping center near christmas time and you're like scoping everyone out like oh you

leaving and they go no we're just putting some bags in the car or whatever yeah and you've got to be fucking on it yeah so I'm walking out of the gym. I've got my phone and my keys in my hand. And one car is coming like in the exit and kind of, so it has come the wrong way. And they kind of spy me and go, are you leaving? And I went, yep. And kind of like waved my keys in the air. And then as I walk around the building,

I see there's another car coming from like the correct way. But the car coming in the wrong way hadn't seen, so they were kind of going to like converge. On you. And then you also can't get out because they're blocking the way. Well, yeah. So they kind of ended up meeting in the middle, which is where I happened to be parked.

But did you promise the first guy? Because he looks at you and goes, are you leaving? That's basically you saying, sir. This is yours. Your park here. And then the other guy comes in and he goes, oh, she's leaving. All good. But they've come in the wrong way.

So it's kind of like who then is in the right because there's two cars coming for me at the same time. I'm getting fucking double-ended here. Yeah, you're getting fucking, you're the. They're Eiffel Towering on me. Yeah. Yeah. So the.

Was it the clap? The clap was too much. The clap was a lot. The clap was a lot. There's two issues here. Yep. A, obviously who's going to get the pass. Yeah.

But I think more awkwardly, who's going to decide who gets the pass? Yeah. And is that going to be you, the mutual in between? Because once you wave that first guy, you're basically saying, yeah, bro, it's yours. This is yours. But it's also the, like, walk of shame that the other car, like, you know when you pass a reverse out of the car?

Oh, how embarrassing. Shame. Anyway, so because it's such a small car park and it's packed at this point, I'm like, so not only do they have to fight to the death over who gets my spot, no one's getting the fucking spot if someone doesn't get out of the way because I can't get out. I can't get the fuck out, yeah. Anyway, so I'm kind of like, well, you guys figure that out amongst yourselves.

I was going to pretend I didn't see either of you. I'm just going to get in the car. I'm just going to hop in the car and like, you know, biz away and live my little life in my beautiful car. I'm like, fuck you guys. Until I realized that during the hour that I was away from the car, a Range Rover has parked on one side of me and like a Mazda CX-5 has parked on the other side.

So two massive cars. Two massive fucking cars. So can you see out the side? How's your vision? I can't get in the car. Oh, you can't get in it. I was like, oh, the vision must be out. No, you couldn't get in.

So I always reverse park, always. Oh, right, yeah. You have to. It's easier. Reversing in is easier than reversing out. Everyone listening to the podcast, Tony would just like to let you know that she's better than you. Well, I am.

So, okay. So you can't get in the car. So I'm instantly, I eyeball the driver's side. Yep. And realize that the Range Rover on that side has also reverse parked. So they've parked really far over so that they could get out. Give themselves room.

Yeah. So they're right on the line on their side and it's too close for me. And I eyeball it instantly and I go, no way. Like they're just not even, I'm not even going to try and open the door. Like just there's no chance that i'm going to get in so are you and obviously because there's people watching now as well do you go is there a sunroof i do but i can't you can't open that without being in the car there's no like button for that on there we need to speak to audi yeah that's a

fucking issue they should be on your key, like the little, and then the sunroof opens and then you just go, hey, I've been doing box jumps in there. I'm fucking warmed up. My hammies and thighs are ready to go. I'm going to springboard and like dive in the top. Or I ask them, the people in the car, to give me a boost. Drop me down in here.

Or I'm going to have to get a run up and do the frosbury flop um so instantly eyeball it go well there's no fucking way that that's gonna happen and then i go all right there's two people like i'm starting to sweat yeah there's two people watching me and i'm like i've got to get into this car somehow because otherwise what i do like oh actually neither of you can have the spot i I have to wait for this Range Rover to leave. I would just pretend it's not my car and just walk to the train station, pick it up another day. Move another, move away, see you start another life. No worries.

And so I kind of look at the other side and I go. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. And at this point I realise that I'm putting their needs ahead of mine and I go, well, I've got to get out of the way because they need the spot. They're running late for work or the gym or whatever they're here for. I've got to do my...

Contribute in some way. Contribute to society and get my car out of this spot so that these people can figure it out. So I'm in my active wear. Fuck me. And I'm so sore from like being in the gym. There's two cars like bump at a bump, like kissing. And my car's like this.

Both people watched me get into the passenger side and then – Did you go feet first or head first? And then go like this across like the centre console. So feet first. So I went – I kind of sat in the chair and then like had to like flick my leg up and over and then do the same on the other side. And at like one point, you're kind of like straddling the centre console

and I'm looking these two people like dead in the eye as I like sit down on the thing. Luckily my car doesn't have a gear stick. And they're just watching me. And are they pissing themselves? They're kind of like, why is she? Because they probably couldn't see that there was a really narrow gap in the driver's side door.

This is just how she does it. So they're like, oh, that's interesting, isn't it? No, I don't know what they were doing the rest of the day, but they're like, this is the greatest show on planet Earth. Cancel my Netflix subscription. Nothing is funnier than this isn't that just one of those things where you go up to the office and you go you won't fucking and so i straddled in and i straddled across and i got in and i was like straight myself

that was pretty cool and then um they're still both sitting there. So probably like two, three minutes have passed and they're still like facing off because the one person doesn't want to reverse out and do the driver shame. The other person doesn't want to reverse out and go the wrong way. And so it was a whole thing. Because you think you've done God's work getting into the car and you go, well, crisis avert. But no, now we're just back to the original crisis.

Yeah, now I've gotten in the car, which should have been the easiest part of this whole thing. And then in the end, I think somebody else came out of the gym and drove off, and so the person who'd reversed, reversed back into that spot, and then the person was still in my way to get out, though. Thank God, though. But, like, yeah, so we ended up fucking, like, maneuvering around,

but it was the most, because I was just like, oh, so we ended up fucking, like, maneuvering around. But it was the most. Because I was just like, oh, you guys have to deal with that. And then realized I had been parked in. And then they were both parking in as well. Oh, that's well done for getting yourself out of that. Because I. Thank you. You were so stressful.

Yeah, I bet. I'm on the phone to my trainer, Maddie. I'm like, yes, I can't do tomorrow anymore. Yeah, I'm out. The parking situation has just gotten insane around here. Can you – no, it's on the guy who parks shit next to you really, isn't it? Well, like, granted, the parks are smaller, but, like, you can't go on one or the other line.

You've got to just park in the middle. I got an attitude from a guy the other day. What? I reckon if you can see the line on either side, like cool. You're in your allocated space. It's like I'm not on your side, you're not on my side, that's fine. Now, I was like, you know how sometimes you get like it's around the corner and next to a pole, so it's like kind of tricky?

Oh, yeah. And I did the same thing. I'm not perfectly in the middle, but I'm within the things on either side. I agree. And I was one of those, I'm like, I'll take that. Yeah. I'll take that. Yeah.

And then I got back and there was another car there and there was this guy who was like, not struggling, but it just wasn't easy for him to get in the car because he might've been close to that side as well. And then I walked over and he goes, not a lot of room left for me. What's there? You never say anything. He said it. No, you do the.

Yeah, no, he said that. You do the eyes. You can't do the voice. Yeah, and I didn't like that. And he goes, not a lot of room left. What's there? And I went, apparently not. Then what happened? Then he got in yeah then we made

out did they kiss no then he um he he did that awkward shuffle and i just watched him oh that's a power move isn't it fuck that guy just watching someone struggle that's probably how the people felt about me they're like fuck dinner and a show. We're watching this girl fucking climb across the thing. Actually, as much as I empathise and sympathise with the situation, I would give anything

to see that. I would pay good money to watch that show. How much? I'd do it now. My car's out the front. Can we actually do that? Yeah.

We'll put it on Facebook. How much money will you pay me? I'll buy you a coffee. You already did. It's halfway through. I'd like another coffee, please. Okay, I'll top it on. How much money will you pay me? I'll buy you a coffee. You already did. It's halfway through. I'd like another coffee, please. Okay, I'll top you up.

Cam, what would you like? No, no, just for you. Just for you. Just for you. Just for you. I've got to get a love to see it here. Speaking of being in the car, Maddie McGahn. I work at KFC in the drive-thru.

Nice. Fuck, you'd get some characters working in a KFC drive-thru, I reckon. Because people are real fussy about their KFC, like, because they don't always make, like, they're making stuff fresh, it takes a while. Yep. So you're in there for quite some time normally. Yep. So she's in the drive-thru and someone ordered mashies.

And it just jogged my memory that Tony loves them. And when they pulled up, who do you think they were listening to? No! Mashi's and it just jogged my memory that Tony loves them. And when they pulled up, who do you think they were listening to? No. Mashi's Lodge and Ryan John was playing and I was like, oh, my God. Someone's listened to the pod. They're ordering Mashi's. It's all fucking happening.

You'll have to fucking see it. Oh, my. That's amazing. That is amazing. I had Mashi's the other day for the first time. Oh, it was very good. Worth the wait. Hopefully they don't take them off the menu again. Well, get ordering, dog.

Yeah, that's true. Is it fair to assume that if someone's listening to the Mashies and Ryan podcast and they're ordering mashies that they're getting them because they've heard it on the podcast? Surely we're influencing people. Yeah. Like surely that's not just a random. Yeah. You know when you order something and there's like a survey at the end

and it's like, where did you hear about us? Make sure that if KFC like send you a survey that you say you heard about the mashies through us and then maybe they'll keep mashies on the menu permanently. And I would just like to add to that, anytime anyone asks you where you found out about it, even if it wasn't here, put us down. Oh, say this, yeah. Because we might be able to do some cool stuff.

What do you love to see? I love that we're talking about that after me being like, yes, I was in the gym, then this thing happened. But I've got another car gym-based, you'll love to see it. Michaela Doge posted in our Facebook group. It's Tony and Ryan Podcast on Facebook. Everyone can join. There's a big window in front of the treadmills at my gym

that shows the car park. And a car with a bunch of people with the windows down drove past and cheered everyone on. Love that. And we're like, yeah, woohoo! Look at all the people on the treadmills. You love to see it. Isn't that sweet?

Yeah. Would you love to see that, though? Well, I mean, everyone at my gym probably through the window saw what happened to me last week. So, I mean, it seems only fair that someone would cheer me on instead. Yeah. Yeah, if you're going to be laughing at me, at least laugh with me. Yeah, exactly.

Be on my side. Tomorrow on the show, and I'm surprised it's taken us however many hundred episodes we've done on the podcast to find out this information, but apparently Tony Lodge is related to a celebrity. Yep. A big A-lister. A-lister at times, I'd say.

A-lister at times. Tomorrow on the show, who is Tony related to? All will be revealed. We'll chat to you then. Meow, bye. Love you, bye.