Toni and Ryan - The Cadillac of Jelly Beans

Episode Date: November 13, 2024

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From Searchlight Pictures comes one of the most moving and funny films of the year. Written and directed by Oscar nominated Jesse Eisenberg and starring Eisenberg and Emmy Award winner Kieran Culkin, A Real Pain is a comedy about mismatched cousins David and Benji. They reunite for a tour through Poland to honour their beloved grandma, but the adventure takes a bit of a turn when the pair's old tensions resurface against the backdrop of their family history. That's what happens when you travel with family, isn't it? Bit too close to the surface. Yeah, exactly right. Remember that time we did that? No?

No, I don't remember that. I thought we were talking about that. We weren't talking about it. That was 20 years ago. A Real Pain was one of the- Well, you would say that because Grandma preferred you to me. A Real Pain was one of the buzziest titles at Sundance Film Festival this year, garnering rave reviews and acclaim from both critics and audiences alike.

See A Real Pain only in theaters on November 15th. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. Good morning. Hopefully it's the morning where you are. This is Leah, who is from Melbourne.

Leah from Melbourne. I love the name Leah. It's such a sick name. Or maybe Lee. It might be Lee. Oh, I can't say it. L-E-A. Leah. It's such a sick name. Well, maybe Lee. It might be Lee. Oh, I can't say it. L-E-A. Leah.

Hello, it's Leah speaking. Leah! Tony and Ryan, how you doing? Good. How are you? Not too bad. We were just having some chats about whether your name is Leah or Lee. Glad we backed in Leah.

It's Leah. Like the princess. Sorry. So we were all wrong. Like Princess Leah. I get that a lot. Well, you would. Yeah, because you are, and because you're a beautiful princess. Oh, thank you.

I'm a queen. Yeah. Thank you. That's what I thought. Now, are you in Melbourne at the moment or are you traveling? Where, cause I can't keep up with your travels. Yep. No, no one can.

I am in Melbourne for a couple of weeks. Okay. Now, why are you similar to Tony? Tony went to Japan that one time and she won't stop talking about it. And much like that, I constantly travel and won't stop talking about it. Yeah. Um, Leah, what I will say though is that I was on your side until you said that I've been to Japan once I've actually been twice.

So, um, sorry. Yeah. That's okay. Big fan of the pod I see. How dare you? Japan once have actually been twice. So, um, sorry. Yeah. That's okay. Big fan of the pod I see. How dare you? Queen Leia, just really letting herself down. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Well, hey, will you, will you approve today's podcast? Yes, I will. Woohoo! Legend. Hi, it's Leia from Melbourne and I approve this podcast.

I want to start today's episode with you love to see it controversial. No, I love it. Bookender with some good vibes. Tomorrow. Oh, that was. Oh, that is lovely. Yeah. Tomorrow you'll be able to see this for yourself on the video show on YouTube. And so I'm, I'm a day early, but there is jelly beans behind me.

Can I just say they might not be there tomorrow. Okay. Well, here's the thing. I've had these two empty jars behind me in the studio for months. We've finally got jelly beans. So I've got, what was the brand called? Glucogel. Glucogel. Sorry for stealing your limelight, Sophie, but I cannot believe you bought such nice

jelly beans for a prop. True or false? True or false? True. Did when you, what are they called? Glucotene. Glucogel. Glucogel. They're the ones that are at the front of the chemist. At the chemist, yes. So you know they're medicinal too.

So it's failed. When Sophie pulls out the glucagelles, Tony, did you or did you not go, the Cadillac of jelly beans? I did say that. Wow. And I stand by it. I don't disagree. I just stand by it. Wow. Okay. Um, wow.

What an endorsement for GlucaGel. And I'm fucking, my DMs are open GlucaGel if you're interested. Don't. Let's not talk about products in Instagram unless you want me to mention what was done. Can we talk about it on another show? We can talk about it. Let's, let's do normal or nah. Let's talk about it after the break.

Really? Yep. I need to get him over the line. Well, then we're not talking about it. Mum and dad fighting coming up. But first let's do normal or nah. Adrienne has a normal or nah. Sharing a chapstick with your sibling.

Oh, normal. When we were teenagers, my family and my cousin's family were all on this trip together, we're piled into a van and my female cousin says she has dry lips and does anyone have a chapstick? Yep. Her brother goes, yep, here you go. And gives her a clearly opened already used chapstick that has like the little six flags logo on it.

You know, the theme park. Yep. I have not been there. Is we drove past the one is a chapstick common merchandise for six flags. I'm only familiar with Hawaiian toenail cutters, but I assume that Six Flags will stick their logo on fuck and anything in charge of $80,000. Nice. US.

The girl goes, oh, when did you go to Six Flags? And he goes, oh, never. Someone who was in our hotel room must've, because I found it in the hotel room bathroom. Everyone in the van dry reached and my cousin is fucked. No, I wouldn't use a rescue. No. I'd share with a sibling, but I wouldn't use a rescue. I'm a rescue. You've used me before. I have used you before. I've used your lipstick before. I'm a rescue. You've used me before. I have used you before. I've used your lipstick before. So I think, you know how I said a few times about certain things like,

the more you think about it, the worse it is. So just don't worry about it. Yeah. Like chapstick. If I thought about it, it'd probably freak me out, but just fucking pass me the chapstick. I will within the family, within the van. You and I have like used the same- Oh, we've chapped it up. Yeah. You know. We've kissed the same bloke. We've done it all. We've done it all. Yeah. Within the van. You and I have like used the same- Oh, we've chatted up. Yeah.

You know? We've kissed the same bloke. We've done it all. We've done it all. Yeah. Chops doesn't mind being in the middle. No. And he's always said that.

He always has said that. But yeah, I mean, fuck- A random one in a hotel, that could have been up someone's dick hole. It's not the first orifice I would have chosen. But like a, you know? I mean- Like that could have- Because weird shit goes on in hotels.

Yes! Yeah. Actually, you know what? I'd be surprised if that hadn't been inside someone. Hotel rooms are international waters. Yeah. Like it is unfucking precedented in there. You walk in there, like that is fucking cowboy world.

Question. Question. If you're in a long-term relationship and you've only done anal once, was it definitely in a hotel one time? No. No, but you know, like if that's where fucking wild shit you're like, yeah, well we're on holidays, I'm going to try it. Yeah.

Or like, oh, we've just been to a wedding and had a couple of bevs. Yeah. Let's get it in. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. For example. Yeah. Let's get it in. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. For example. I was like, hypothetically. Hypothetically, that's maybe what it was. Yeah. Well, you get back to the hotel and you're like, oh, should we put a chapstick in?

And you go, no, I've already got one in there. I got it from Six Flags. There's only five flags left. I am. Yeah, no, I would share. I would share a chapstick with you or Sophie. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. Like I 100% would. Would you share a Glucogel jelly bean with me?

I would. Okay. Like Lady and the Trampant are so small that we'd kiss straight away. Yeah. Amy Voss has a normal or not. Loves glass water bottles. So. Now this is one question. You know the brand of water, Voss.

One question, one sentence, no punctuation. I'm just going to read it the way it's written and we'll deal with that. And yes, I acknowledge the water bottle fee. Are you going to be a moment? Soap is on the ground. Sorry. Sorry. bottle fee. Are you going to be on the ground? Sorry. Yeah, actually please don't make me laugh for two reasons. One, I'm a shoe. Yeah. And, but second of all,

I'm about to read Amy not water bottle bosses thingy and it is one sentence, no punctuation and I need to like, all right, let me have it normal enough for maybe not. Looking at a menu ahead of time to try and choose something so your anxiety doesn't panic you at the food establishment. But when you get to the food establishment, you do a courtesy menu glance so as to not make it obvious that you already looked. but when you look, you think you might change your mind, but then you're not sure if you should change your mind. And then the server comes over and you panic.

And the whole point of looking in advance was so that you didn't panic and now you feel silly and panic some more and have a complete meltdown normal or not. Normal. Normal. Normal. You did amazingly at that, by the way. Do you need some water?

I've got a Voss water bottle here. I actually would like some water. Do you need some water? I've got a Voss water bottle here. I actually would like some water. Do you want some? You can have- From a Frank Green. You can sip it. I haven't washed it in about three months. Amy Voss's family's arch enemy is Frank Green. Yeah.

The natural enemy of a Voss is a Frank Green. Put it back. I'm a team boss. Yeah, nah, normal. I'm a team boss. Yeah. Nah, normal. I'm a fan of like looking at a menu ahead of time, but it does make you overthink. I think, cause it's almost like you've got too much time. And then you go, yeah, I will just have the lasagna. And then you get there and you go, fuck that gnocchi looks good.

Or sometimes an unprecedented special. I was going to say a special comes up and you go, wow, that's just fucking. And you go, well, I've never had squid ink linguine before. Is this the day that I should have it? Question. Question. Are 80% of specials squid based? Yeah. Scoop John, you've blown that right open. I think you're right.

As an investigative reporter, Scoop John. you've blown that right open. I think you're right. As an investigative reporter, Scoop John. Question. May I enter into the record that do you think it is because it's based on the freshness and availability of seafood? Yes. Like, because if it's on the menu all the time, it's probably frozen, which like, all good, I don't give a fuck. Yeah.

But do you think that it's on a special? Cause it's like, we don't know if we'll have squid today. I don't see now. You know what I mean? Now this may need scoop John to do some follow-up, but sometimes I think specials is where they're like trying to just get rid of some shit. Oh, I thought it was like, we've just had this come in fucking fresh off the charter boat and we like, we've got all these squiddies.

There's probably a bit of that, but I reckon like, I reckon that's probably a fancy restaurant thing. There's too many, we've got too many steaks out of the back. We need to move them. All right, let's just whip a special up and fuck them off. That is, that is probably what it is. Let me do some investigating and report back. Because in the restaurant of Tony Lodge, my kitchen, if something's about to go off,

that's what I cook first. So like, the logic is sound. Oh, special going on at your place tonight. Yeah, I've got some chicken breasts I've got to use. Yeah. I've got some chicken breasts I've got to use. Yeah. I'm actually tonight doing a little Korean chicken vermicelli salad thing. Oh my God. At my home. Yeah. Can I come?

Yes. Are you Martha Stewart? I might be. Do you live in New Hamptons? I'm doing some insider trading. So yes. Georgia has a normal or nah? Georgia.

Last night we were too tired to get up and go to bed. I'm doing some insider trading. So yes. Georgia has a normal or nah. Georgia. Last night we were too tired to make actual dinner. So we decided on soup and toast. Eating Campbell's chunky soup while snuggled under a blanket when it's raining is top tier behavior. The rain's falling down, a little bit of wind hitting the side of the house. It's a little bit cold, but not too cold. But you're snuggled under the blanket.

You've got your Campbell's chunky soup and some thick toast with a little bit too much butter. The thing as well about luck at a soap and toast. Whoa. It is fun when you do a podcast and someone may talk like a fuckhead. Now I know what you've been talking about. Soap and toast? The good thing about it- Is that the soup and toast from the Netherlands?

The Netherlands. Little Woot made it. When you do a soup and toast dinner is that it also takes like 10 minutes. If that, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like you're up and it's whipped up and it's done. So when you kind of go, Oh, like, yeah, I do want dinner, but I really want to sit here with you.

So like, don't take too long. And get the soup blanket. Cause you know, Oh yeah. Yeah. Grab some take too long. And get the soup blanket. Cause you know, I'll be. Yeah. Grab some fucking extra tea towels while you're up there. Georgia, Tapa Georgia says, I heat up my soup and I'm happy as ever. And then I look back into the kitchen and see my boyfriend eating room temperature clam chowder chunky soup right out of the can with a spoon. For dinner.

I'm questioning our entire relationship and if I can in fact move on from this atrocity. Is this normal or do I have to dump this fuckhead? I don't think you can be doing soup straight from the can, can ya? Yes we can. That soup straight from the can. Can you? Yes, we can. That's enough for me. I don't think I could at room temperature, especially if it's cold outside, it's get cold rooms. Cold. I've got something to say.

Okay. Can I just say very quickly that my favorite soup is tomato tomato soup and a, and a cheese toasty fucking put me in fucking stick for the cheese toasty, fucken put me in, fucken stick fork in the hand. The cheese toasty. Yeah. And you do a little dippy, your cheesy dippy into your little Tommy Seusses. Do you put a bit of, is it like a bit of yogurt on top of the tomato soup? Normally sour cream.

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Yeah. And that's more for me. I would do that with a pumpkin. I don't know if I would do that with a tomato. Okay. Yeah, good point. But I think it's all in, all in play.

Everything's in play. Yeah. I have been known to sneak a bite and a snack out of things. Like just in general, like if there's cake mix, we're making cake. I'll lick the spoon. I'll have cake mix. Oh, 100%. Cookie dough.

Yeah. I don't cook that. Just eat the cookie dough. Yeah. Eggs are safe in Australia. Yeah. All good. All good. I't cook that. Just eat the fucking cookie dough. Just eat it. Yeah. Eggs are safe in Australia. Yeah. All good. All good.

I'm a doctor. I think where the issue lies is that's not dinner. That's just sneaking a bit of something. A soup? Like the things I've mentioned, the things I do. Oh yeah. I'll sneak a little bit of that. Yeah.

Oh, dinner's later. I'll just sneak a little bit. Yeah. Oh, we're cooking. Oh, we mentioned the other day with the bacon. We're cooking this thing. But while we're cooking, I'll just sneak a little bit of that. Or, oh no, I've grated cheese for dinner.

I'll have to have a handful of that. Yeah. The issue I've got is that he's just, that's dinner. It's already, yeah. It's like if you were reheating pasta for dinner or lunch or something and you go, Oh, I'll just have a forkful now. No. Yeah.

The fork. Yeah. So I think it's not like he was had a sneak while he was heating up the rest of it. Yeah. He's just fork. Yeah. So I think it's not like he was had a sneak while he was heating up the rest of it. He's just committed to the can. I think the texture of canned soup when it's not hot isn't right. Cause it needs to be reheated to kind of like rebind. You know what I mean? Like it's just not it yet. Something happened the other day. Remember when you and me, this is going to, I'm going to out us both and we're just going to live with it.

The other day, Tony and I were fucking hungry as fuck. And we decided to get Subway and we both wanted like a bit of meatball, but you're a traditionally a chicken classic. Oh, I got the chicken bacon ranch. And then we said, why don't we just get a meatball between us? Just split. So we can all have both have one and a half subs. Now we didn't eat the meatball sub.

We both ate our sandwiches. It turns out 12 inches is enough. have both have one and a half subs. Now we didn't eat the meatball sub because it turns out 12 inches is enough. And I've never said that. So the next day I had a cold meatball sub. Was that good? Would you heat it up though? I just wouldn't want the... Because the bread was just like, I wouldn't put it in the microwave. So what would you have done? Put it in like the, I don't know, but I just raw dogged it. That would have been a great idea. Yeah.

But the meat would have still been cold, I reckon. But the whole thing sucked. No. Yeah. I think so for sure it was eating and it was a sad day. Oh, I'm really, I went home and had a bit of toast. So I feel like both of us fucked up. The meat was a bit claggy.

The bread was like thick. Fuck, you know what? I love Subway. I fucking love Subway. Same, same, but like. Should we head Subway again? Let's just order appropriately this time. Nah, let's just eat it all.

Finally, Murray has a normal or not. Murray? Yep. Hi Murray. You just never hear a Murray, do ya? Love to see it. Teachers, I want your opinion on this. G'day, Muzz. Murray says, despite having left school over a decade ago, whenever I see an old teacher out in the wild, I still refer to them as Mr. Blah or Mrs. Ding Dong. Some of- Oh, Mrs. Ding Dong.

Some of- Oh, Ryan said Ding Dong. Some of them have told me to call them by their first name, but I can't and I won't. Nah, it feels creepy. Yeah. Normal, totally normal. It's a bit too familiar, isn't it? Yeah.

Bit too close, bit too arrogant. I just think I'm like, that's the name I know you as. Yeah. It's like, you know. I saw Mr. Pringle at the tire place the other night. That's the teacher I dislocated his shoulder. Yeah. Well, that's what his name.

Yeah. Oh, it was Mrs. Smartie and fucking Mr. Fucking Burgering there as well. But his name is... He actually was there with them. Could you imagine? He actually was there with them. Could you imagine? And they're all just catching up over a cold subway. And they're having a great time.

The tire place in Eltham. Did you get new tires on your car? You all good? That's not funny and I'm not laughing. It's not funny. Did you get new tires on your car? Yeah, I got the pad tires. Okay. That's not funny. And I'm not laughing. It's not funny. Everything all good? Did you need any tires on the car? Yeah, I got the pad tires.

Nah, all good. I was at Bob Jane T Mart and I said, yeah, can I get the green curry with beef? Isn't this a tight place? Beef. Isn't this a Thai place? She said Thai place. Yes. Ah!

Thai. We get Thai food. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! There's three ladies in the office that have both passed away. That's what I'm talking about girls. I thought you were being funny. I actually wasn't doing anything. Oh! Oh, this is so funny. I genuinely believe you said... Ty. Ty-er. No, I thought...

Yeah, I know what you thought. Let me know in the episode, Fred, if you heard what I said or if you heard what Tony said, what Tony heard me say. You know what I'm saying. So you didn't click until I mentioned the green curry. No, and I was still there, I was like, well, that's pretty funny. Imagine asking a tire place for a green curry.

But when you said pad tire, I thought you said pad tire. And I thought that's really funny. Oh, there's nice padding on the tire. I just thought that was so funny. I wrote down, Shotty wrote down tire. Oh, I hate it here. I just felt so alike to saydest thing someone in a tie place feels much more casual. Than the tie restaurant. Than going to get your tie fucking rebalanced and going Mr Pringle, Mrs Smarty and Mr Burgering

early. The thing that doesn't check out with your story is as if I'd be the guy that go to the get new tires. That's why I was like, is everything okay? That doesn't sound like something you would do. That sounds like recently single dad behavior. That's like high admin for you. No, so at the Thai restaurant in Eltham, all the diners are on the outside. And when you get takeaway, you have to walk through the restaurant to collect it.

And I said, Hey, Mr. Pringle. And someone goes, his name's Ross. And I said, don't you tell me what to say. And does anyone know where I can get in alignment? How's your shoulder? Oh, thanks for that Murray. That's great.

Murray's the MVP of today. He's brought that to us. As much as I like to agree that Murray is the MVP, he's not the Cadillac of Jolly Beans. They'd need new tires. Hi, it's Leia from Melbourne and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. From searchlight pictures comes A Real Pain, one of the most moving and funny films of the year.

Written and directed by Oscar-nominated Jesse Eisenberg and starring Eisenberg and Emmy Award winner Kieran Culkin, A Real Pain is a comedy about mismatched cousins who reunite for a tour through Poland to honor their beloved grandmother. The adventure takes a turn when the pair's old tensions resurface against the backdrop of their family history. A Real Pain was one of the buzziest titles at Sundance Film Festival this year, garnering rave reviews and acclaim from both critics and audiences alike.

See A Real Pain only in theaters November 15th. I must shout out to a few of our champion typers. Um... Fuck my life. Said fully, not FML. Marina S, good on you Marina. Aldamere, good on you Aldamere. Cathy Martinson, Willard Atkins, Trenton Baumeister. Trenton Baumeister, if you were going to have takeaway for dinner, would you go to a Thai place or a Thai restaurant?

Let me know. Kimba. Good on you, Kimba. Oh, okay. Yeah, hardly know it. Good on you. Stephanie Stanley. Good on you, Steph.

The cup. We've lost the deal. Like the Stanley Cup, like in hockey? Yeah. No, the drinking one. Oh, that's got to be Stanley. Yeah. No, the drinking one. Oh, my God. She just realized. No, the Stanley Cup in hockey.

Yeah, it's the NHL champion gets the Stanley Cup. Yeah. And that's why it's called a Stanley Cup. Yeah, that's amazing. Is a Stanley Cup called that because of hockey? It's not. Nah, it's not. Hang on. Sorry, I'm getting a call. Hello?

Who's this? Oh, 2001. How are you? Ooh, not good. It getting a call. Hello? Who's this? Oh, 2001, how are you? Ooh, not good. It's a pandemic. Question. 2001? When did that happen? 2020.

2021, 2021. Sorry, I mispronounced your name. I mispronounce words sometimes, yep. Just wanted to check. Tony's got a new joke. I didn't do it as a joke. Sorry. You're on the phone. I'm actually on the phone.

Sorry. I'm, I'm actually sorry. Sorry. Sorry. We did the internet discover the Stanley cup, Stanley cup thing. Can I just interrupt for one second? It's not called that. Hang on one second.

It's I'm so sorry. I know you're on the phone, but it's not called that because of that. Why is it called that? It's just the brand is Stanley and they make a lot of stuff. It's not, it's got nothing to do with hockey. Yeah, but that's why it that because of that. Why is it called that? It's just the brand is Stanley and they make a lot of stuff. It's not, it's got nothing to do with hockey. Yeah, but that's like, it's kind of funny though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I wasn't like discovering comedy.

I was just like, oh, no, put two and two together. Have you ever put two and two together? No, there's a, oh, in the middle and then one after, okay. All right, I'll ask Bici later. I think you were doing, I think you think you were doing comedy there, but I think most people would be on my side. Let us know.

Now you're just off me at the moment. I am. I'm lashing out. Okay. It's not going to get better. Now I think this might be the most unrelated. The 10 minutes of the podcast. It's...

And that's fine, but I'm just putting my hand up and saying, I acknowledge that there's a bit going on here. Okay. So... Yeah, and I think that's fair. A few... was it two years? Fuck, it's been two years ago since I moved into that house. That's amazing.

That's crazy. It feels like just yesterday, but also 85 million years. Two years ago, I moved into Beyonce's Airbnb. My wife and I bought our dream house and we can say this now, but Fridge was actually seven weeks pregnant at the auction. Yeah. And it was getting to that point. And because you and I were doing this, like all fucking money jokes aside, when

you're self-employed and have a podcast, the bank doesn't want to fucking know you. Well, they go, well, how are you planning on being alive? getting money jokes aside, when you're self-employed and have a podcast, the bank doesn't want to fucking know you. Will they go, well, how are you planning on being alive? You're very unreliable financially. We were a bit nervous if we didn't get the house we got at auction because Bridge was still working at seven weeks pregnant. And if it was another, if we didn't get this place another few weeks, she would be pregnant and then obviously she wasn't going to be, so we had to

pretend like Bridget wasn't pregnant. So not pretend she wasn't going to be, so we had to pretend that Bridget wasn't pregnant. So she wasn't, but just not saying she's full time working. Her wage is going to help cover this, which was true, which was true at the time, but we'll kind of like, we'll nervous because it was getting tight, getting tight and we were self-employed recently and we didn't know what was going to happen. So we get Beyonce's Airbnb, your dream house and the the house that you were like going to build your family in.

Yeah. Like our family home. We're going to be there. We're never leaving, especially now that we've done all the fence and the tradition. Yeah. And it's got this plungy pool, which is a type of pool that they kind of like crane it in. It's just a little, they're like called plungies because they're not a big swimming pool. It's more like a pool that you stand in and drink beers. It's, they're small and we've got the small little round one. Yeah. And it's like a concrete cast.

Yeah. So it's like, rather than a big fiberglass pool or whatever, it's like they drop the shell in and that's it. It's really nice. And the people, the people before us put it in. And I think they must've done a bit of a handshake agreement where they let the Plungi Pool company take a whole bunch of photos and videos. Cause it looked beautiful.

And use it on their website. Let's pause this story for one second. Was the pool in your house when you bought it? Yes. Did you pay for the pool? Well, I paid for the house that had the pool in it. No, no, no, no. Not what I asked. Did you pay for the pool? Well, I paid for the house that had the pool in it. No, no, no, no. Not what I asked. Oh. Did you pay for your pool?

Yes. Indirectly. It was included in the price of the house. Did you pay to put the pool in your house? Yes, indirectly. By paying for the house, I included everything in it. Answer the question. Did you pay? Yes, I did.

It was included in the price. It added to the value, which I had to pay for at the auction. Continue. So I don't know how I'm going to fucking out my house here, but if you go to the Plungy website, you can't see anything. Like, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But if you go to the Plungy website and go to the round pool, the little one, all

the photos, that's my house on their website and on their socials and stuff. That's, that's my house. And the round one has got really fucking popular because of the photos of my house. So I'm actually doing God's work for the plungy people by selling their pool because mine looks great. Cause they did a good job and they took photos and basically they're using my house's marketing material. Pause. Yes, it is tough. Plungy is the official pool provider for the block Australia. Yep. So I don't know. I do. That you have been single-handedly raising their business up. They're obviously getting a lot of publicity around the, around the place.

However, the photos of your pool are beautiful. And the reason I know what Plungy is, as someone who doesn't watch the block, is because of you. Thank you. And because you went, it's great. I don't really know what the installation or purchase is like, because I didn't do that, is what you said to me. However, the pool's great.

So yesterday Plungy Australia starts following Tony Lodge on Instagram and Tony sends him a DM going, thanks so much for following. Can I have a free pool? I did say that. You did say that. Because- And then Tony messages me, he goes, guys, I'm going to get a free pool. Turns out they follow me. And then she looks up that they don't follow me.

And it turns out, and hang on, let me see. Can I just give one tiny piece of context that makes me seem a little bit less pov. I followed them yesterday to be like, oh my God, I think that we are looking at getting a pool because we would really love one. And I've only got one friend with a pool and he never invites me over. That's a lie. So I thought, you know what, maybe we'll look into this. I followed them on Instagram.

They followed me back and I started chatting with the person that runs their social media, Millie. Millie, it turns out Millie a plungie who's a bitch by the way, is the world's largest Tapa. Is a Tapa. And so I've DMed and said, I can't believe you don't even follow me. My personal pull on your website has made you, I estimate $25 million. Fair.

I think that's a fair assessment. We're on the same team. And then I get a DM back from Plungy, which is Millie, it turns out going, Oh, our mistake. I've just spoken to finance and I'm going to send you a check for the 25 million. Should we send it to 69 Browntown road, Beyonce's Airbnb, Melbourne. Comedy from Millie, my friend Millie. Not comedy.

I'm making them money and they're using their money to give Tony a pool, incorrect direction of funds. Okay. I'm doing God's work and you're collecting God's check. That's funny. That's very, very funny. I think. And Millie's way too funny.

Maybe she could be the fuckhead Gen Z that we hire. She gets the show. She does get the show. She gets pool. Nah, she can stay at Plungie until you get the pool. We need it. And then as it gets installed, then you quit. The thing is, right? No, actually, no, fuck her.

I'm off her. Yeah, I get it. And you and I, Tony and Ryan, we go together like bread and butter. We go together like cheese and ham. You and I are a team and we need to be aligned. This is off air chat. That sounds like you're sucking up to me because I'm going through the DMs. We need to be aligned so that we can get this pool.

Like if you and I are on the same page, then it's just, it's not going to happen. And did we ask for the two for one? We haven't asked for a two for one, Sophie, but I haven't forgotten about you. Um, I'm just currently trying to, you know, win Ryan back over. So we did, we did hear back in the end, I can't get a free pull. Oh, fucking shame. No, no, no. Like, so, you know, we're not getting a free pull.

They did say, look, let's maybe see if we can work together. Because I know, uh, plunging buying people and home renovations is our, is our target market. Well, what I thought maybe wouldn't it be fun if you, you could come over and swim, we could make a little video. I thought maybe we could do a little collab post on Instagram. They've got enough content out of me mate. Go to their website and you can see all of my house.

You didn't make that content though. It wasn't UGC. They did that before you lived there. No, it's not. It's my house, literally my house. But it was before you lived there. But they're still using it now. What's the legalities on that?

Have we got a lawyer yet? I know we've got a witch. Where are we up to with the lawyer? Do you want me to talk to the witch about it? Yeah. Fuck these guys. I'll talk to Erica. I'm placing a spell on Plungy Pools Australia.

Erica will do that for you. What's those things? Can you actually not do that? Because literally I think they're such a wonderful brand and I'd love to. Nah, genuinely though, Tobbs and I were like, we are going to get a pool. I think we're like looking into it. We were planning on seeing if we could afford this to do it ourselves. Yeah.

So obviously if something does come together, that would be phenomenal because it's more money I can then spend on Negronis for my best friend Ryan to come over and enjoy drinking in my pool. When you wink at, very good area, great area. But when you wink at Sophie, I can see it. Yeah, I'm just because I'm actually sitting right across the table from you right now. Do you know what I mean? Like, so if I'm saving money on the pool, it means you can come over and enjoy it.

I can smoke you some meat or something. Fuck, I can't say anything. I can suck your dick in my plungy pool. Put that on the billboard. Yeah. Put that in there. Want a sick pool to get your dick sucked in? Buy this. Yeah.

And knowing how- Torb's calls me, I'm on board. Yeah. Knowing how Tony feels about being in the water. I'm wet. I am actually surprised there isn't a lot more emphasis put in pool advertising to like the chances of you getting your dicks is so much more when you've got a pool.

I just think that the dopamine rush of having a pool, having a little dip every day, God, wouldn't it just change your life? You get in the pool as well. Yeah. Have a little bit of dip. Imagine how much crackers and dip we could eat in my pool. We could do dips and dips. We could.

Dips and dips at my place. Come on down. I think that it is a great opportunity. And I think that you are just like, you're part of this puzzle. I'm not trying to cut you out. I'm trying to cut you in. Cause I need the hell. With a $10 Negroni.

Multiple. And you get a Negroni in a bar. That's 25 bucks. I've got a statement. Yep. I don't like plunging. Ryan redacted. That was my tummy rumbling.

Tony's stomach has redacted. I don't like it. You do like Plunket. I do like him. You like them. You like their business and they, you know, are family owned. I spent a couple of years, I spent a... And there's...

Also, why does that matter? Every business wants to tell you they're family owned. Who gives a fuck? I'm part of a family and we on this. Is that fine? Yeah, I think so. Family-owned podcast. And imagine if this family was all in a pool together in my backyard. I have drank beers in that pool with Torbs. Yes, and me.

And you. I have had many New Year's Eve's drunk with lots of babies. Last New Year's Eve there was six babies in the pool at once. It was like a little dumpling soup. It was. They were all just like bobbing around so cute. I wouldn't have drank the water after that. Oh no. I wouldn't drink any pool water after I've been in it. I think that I could hand on heart say I've pissed in every pool I've ever been in.

Put that in the plunger ad. Like I literally like, I need somewhere in my backyard to piss. Get me a pool. Redact that actually. We actually probably should. Would, um. Jimmy. Millie, don't send that to HR.

Send them to, I don't. I think more maybe marketing's the. Marketing, don't send that to marketing. See, this is why I need your help. If you're building a pool and a deck, would you build a little outdoor toilet? I don't need to. You've already got three in the house. Yeah.

I've got the pool. Oh yeah. And the pool. You got four. Piss in the pool. Don't poo in there. Obviously. Code brown.

Don't put the poo in pool. What do you love to see Ryan? We'll work on this in the background. Let everybody know how we go. What do you love to see? The fact that they followed you and opened up a dialogue and didn't even follow me. Well, sweetheart, I don't know. Millie, where'd she move here from?

Liverpool, which is so funny. The home of pools. What do you know about pools? She goes, guess where I live? A pool. Liverpool. Well, that's funny, isn't it? It writes itself. Ever been dead in a pool?

Nah, but I've been Liverpool. And soon I'll be suck-a-pool. Suck-a-nan-a-pool. Sorry. My love to see it is from Eugene. I found my first tarp in the wild. Oh, sick! Ashley has been my teaching assistant this entire semester.

Hi, Ash. Melbourne came up in conversation today and I mentioned my favourite podcast is based out of Melbourne and it turns out my TA this whole time has been a TARP as well. Oh, put the TA in TARP. Thanks for being the... That word's gonna test me.

You got it. Pan...Pancrea? Pancreas? Thanks for being the... Let me send it to you. Okay. This is from... Eugene.

Thanks for being... Panache? I think that's what that word is. Panache? Wasn think that's what that word is. Panache. Wasn't she the premier of the year? Panacea. Panacea.

A solution or remedy for all difficulties or disease. Oh. So hang on. Now that I know that, thank you for being my panacea for the mental health of these two ER nurses. Love that. Love that. Hang on. ER nurses. Love that. Love that.

Hang on. ER nurses? Like they're training to be ER nurses. Didn't they just say that they're a teaching assistant? Yeah, to teaching. But maybe they're like- Oh, I thought it was like a TA in the classroom. You know how you have like an off-sider in like a primary class or whatever?

Maybe it- Did you get too mixed up? I've been too flustered about the pool. The pool, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the tire place. Nah, I've got something that's gonna bring us back. I've got a great opposite. Could I send them an invoice and just be like,

you're using my house. No, because it wasn't your house when that happened. But I, but do the rights expire for the something? But no, cause it's, I mean, if you ask them to remove it, they probably would. Like if you actually wanted them to take it down, no, it's not cash, but like, I don't think, cause somebody else agreed to that, which is probably kind of fucked. But like, little kickback from the builder beforehand. Good on them.

I guess. Maybe. Good on them. But that's why I'm, Great for them. Huge. Okay. Let's think about it this way, right? You want to get your money back from Plungy. Yeah. Let's do it.

We've got them on the hook. Yeah, for you. Yeah, but you and I are one person. No. We split everything in half like a hot dog. We're only one person when you get something out of it. That is not fair. We have been one person for you as well.

Name one. I have been in your hair house warehouse ads. Oh yeah. Like, don't you fucking, that's actually, I will actually not cop that. I have been one person for you. No, that's fair. You have also bid on the artwork,

which you helped me get, so thank you for that. When we did the heist. But like, we have absolutely been one person for you. Did you know that there was a pitch for me to do one post a month for a whole year with Hairhouse Warehouse and after the first one they just never messaged back? Maybe it's because I was in it. So thanks for helping out though. That's so unfair.

It's not on you. It's not on you. But I admit, we have been one person for you. That's so unfair. It's not on you. It's not on you. But I admit, I have been, we have been one person for you. Yeah, you have. He's just a bit, he's worked up. But I'm saying- I'm jealous, all right? I admit it.

Well, let's get him back. I'm jealous. I'm the proxy. I'm the mule. I want a second pool. I'll get you a second pool. We'll just put it at my house. I don't think you're seeing the benefit here. You can have it. It's just at my house. I don't think you're seeing the benefit here.

You can have it. It's just at my place. You could swim in two pools a day. That is so cool. I want to be able to jump from one to the other. You can. Without using a car. We'll get you a plane. The Plungy do those. You wouldn't get on a plane if it was called Plung, would you? That's a great point. Terrible marketing. I've got a love to see here from Chrissy. Chrissy says, hey guys, love the podcast. So thankful I'm working now because I just graduated. A day after I graduated, I listened to the episode where you guys talk about how you're

never too old to start something and whatever. And as an older graduate, it really brought a tear to my eye and made me feel really supported. So I love you guys so much. I messaged her back and I was like, oh my God, like you just graduated, like what are you up to? And she said, I'm an F1 doctor. And like, isn't that a mechanic?

Obviously she could be like a doctor of humans who work in F1. Like the Hawthorne Hawks would have a team doctor. But if you're an F1 doctor, are you a mechanic? Because you're like a car doctor. That is cute. That is cute. Is that what it is? I'm an F1 doctor in the UK. I think you're thinking of mechanic.

Well, just say mechanic. But I bet she's a doctor. But just say mechanic. Like a real one. I think it's in the UK. I think it's like a mechanic. But I bet she's a doctor. But just like a real one. I think it's in the UK. I think it's like a level. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Sure. I read that message. I was like, okay. Okay. You think it's a cut? I heard F1. That is so cute.

I heard F1. And I'm like, so you're a mechanic. So the F stands for foundation. A foundation doctor is a grade of medical practitioner in the UK undertaking the foundation program. Yeah, so it's a two year program. The first year of foundation years is F1 and the second year is F2.

I was like, Christy, get over it, for you're so pathetic, loser. Sorry, Christy, I don't think you're a loser. I think that's amazing. And when she finishes being an F1 doctor, she graduates to NASCAR and moves to Texas. She does the Baphys 1000. Yeah. Yeah.

Gotcha. Okay. Oh, random recommendation, Ford versus Ferrari. Oh yeah. Great film. See, F1. I'm turning out the question. Yes.

Do you think crazy works in the time line? Yes No, I'm actually not taking that on I'm not taking that on Holy shit, I think this episode was like 900 years old long. Fuck me. Love you. We'll be back tomorrow for a video show. An F1 doctor needed some tie. This. We need some pad ties, stat. Oh, I was like, just say you're on my cami. Like, that's cute, but like get over it, you know? Like at Subway when they're a sandwich artist?

Yes, I want April Undocked. I'm like, oh, well that's like, would be a high pressure job. You know what I mean? But like. Well, when we worked at SCA, all the receptionists, who I loved all the receptionists, but they changed their titles to Director of First Impressions. And then everyone used to be like, oh, get a coffee with the doffy and things like that. So it was just like.

OK. So Foundation Doctor is two years, then you're a specialty registrar, then a GP. Yeah, you go on places because you're at the F1. GP. That's why it's called GP. When did we stop recording this episode? An hour ago. I think it's still on. We're still going.

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