Toni and Ryan - The Family Spew Bowl

Episode Date: November 16, 2021

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Hello? Hi. Sorry, who am I speaking with? That's not a good way to answer the phone. Is this someone expecting potentially maybe a call next week from Tony and Ryan, the podcast? Yeah, it is. Oh, my God, yay!

Okay. DG, what's up? Not much. What's going on, guys? Oh, well, you wouldn't freaking believe it, DG. Someone didn't answer. Someone hasn't bloody answered. So welcome to Wednesday.

We're going to talk to you like we're in the future. Look out. And Darcy, can I just say, when someone didn't call, I said to Tony, don't worry, I'll get someone from the future. She didn't quite understand. I didn't really get it. But thank you so much for answering, even though we weren't supposed to call you today. How are you going? Yeah, no, I'm going good. I actually, I purposely picked that last sort of time slot

because I wanted it to be the last time before you guys obviously go away for Christmas or something. So that's why I specifically picked that, but you've just wrecked that for me. Well, DJ, you were fucked anyway because we're not actually going away for Christmas. We're working through. Oh, jeez.

Hard workers, these two, aren't you? We are. Darcy, have you got time planned over Christmas and stuff? I'm actually, I hope so. I haven't really figured it out yet, but we'll see. So hang on, you're having a go at us for not having our Christmas figured out, but you also haven't had yours figured out either. Is that what I'm getting here?

Yeah, but you guys are a bit more important than me, so. Oh, I disagree. People don't even answer our calls. Darcy, which city are you in? You're in Australia, right, obviously? Yeah, yep. Little tiny town about four hours north of Melbourne called Kerrang. Oh, Kerrang.

I'm not going to pretend I know. I've been to Kyneton. Is it near there? It's on the way. See, I fucking know. Because Kyneton, oh, my God. So you know how that bakery in Kyneton always gets named, like, the best pie ever or whatever?

Yeah, yep, best slices and things. Yeah, oh, my God, their vanilla slice. Come on my face and call me a cupcake, the best thing I've ever eaten in my life. So good. Ryan, we should go to Kyneton and get a pie and a vanilla slice and we'll catch up with Darcy. Just for that reason. Yeah. No, we should go to Kyneton and get a pie and a vanilla slice and we'll catch up with Darcy. Just for that reason. Yeah.

You definitely should now that we can get out and about again in Victoria. It's great. So true. None of us have anything planned for Christmas. Maybe we'll catch up. Hey, guess what? What? I've driven through that town.

Oh, mate, it's all about you. We've moved on. I used to live in Mildura and used to drive up and down to Melbourne every now and then. And so there's a whole heap of little towns like Witchy Proof and bits and pieces through there. And there's a really dank nightclub in the middle of nowhere in some weird town somewhere out there as well.

Jesus. Wheelers. That sounds awful. That sounds awful. It is. Yeah. And now I'll attribute that to Darcy. Oh, Darcy, I'm so sorry that we're putting you through this.

Not only have we ruined your Christmas plan of saying goodbye to us before the break, but we've now ruined your whole day and your Christmas if we're going to catch up. But, well, we actually just wanted to call to see if you wouldn't mind approving this podcast so we could get started. Absolutely. I can do that for you guys. Excellent.

Darcy, thank you so much. No worries. I actually, when I'm listening to the podcast, sometimes you guys like say goodbye to whoever approves it. And I was thinking, do they like say goodbye and then hang up? And then do they have to ring them back to like get them to redo the approval? I was like, how does that work? But there you go.

No, so I just edit all the good stuff together and then cut out the bits that I need and move them around because I'm basically a genius. No, you definitely are, Tony. You guys do an absolutely fantastic job. Oh, thank you so much. That's so kind of you. And thanks for being part of our Patreon and, you know,

supporting the pod because it means so much to us. No, no worries at all. Keep up the good work, you guys. And I would say have a good Christmas, but you're going to work through, but that's good for me. So I've got something to listen to. Exactly. But also, you know, it means that we get to just keep chatting.

And Tony doesn't hang out with me unless it's for work purposes. So I have to schedule things with her so I can hang out. I'm too expensive. Hi, this is Darcy from Kerrang! And I approve this podcast. Straight off the bat. Yep. Tony. Happy Wednesday.

It's so good to see you, mate. Happy Wednesday. Good to see you. Yeah, fucking all right. Yeah. Warm me up before you fucking shove it in. Never have. Don't intend to now.

You've got to, though. On this piece of paper, which we've just jotted down a few things we might want to talk about, I'm just going to put it out there that Tony's going to talk about the shittest, most boring thing of all time. I feel like... People will agree with me when they hear it, they'll go, oh, for fuck's sake, Tony, you are better than that.

This thing, though, people love it or they hate it. It's very polarising. Well, it's not polarising. Oh, fuck off, fuck off. They will love it or hate it, and you know what? They won't love it or they hate it. It's very polarising. Well, it's not polarising. Oh, fuck off, fuck off. They will love it or hate it and you know what? They won't love it. Oh, shush, you little witch. I told you you needed to warm me up before you stick it in.

See, I'm saying crazy things. It's time for normal or nah. This is my new favourite thing. I fucking froth it. This isn't today's one, but just to throw it out there, normal or nah? Yeah. Avocado and peanut butter together on toast is delicious. Nah.

Very normal, and if your taste buds are inferior, maybe you won't like it. I've never done it, so I'm going to say nah, but you know what's fucked? So good. Avocado and- Vegemite. Vegemite.

Thank you. Fuck up my tits. Creaminess, the saltiness. Yeah. Take me away. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Okay, normal or nah?

Normal or nah. Normal or nah? Having a communal family spew bowl in the family kitchen when you grew up. The bowl is used for no other reason but for when you're sick to throw up in. Let me just read this. Rebecca, did anyone else come from a family with a communal spew bowl? It's usually that brown, plasticky-looking one that looks like it's trying to fake you out that it's made from wood, but it's certainly not.

You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Normal or nah? Okay, I'm in two minds here because normal because we had it, but nah because it is fucked. I feel like that was my answer, but I went the other way around. I saw this and I was like, fuck no, no way, nah, and then I was like, oh, no, we definitely did have one of those.

Ours was green and we used to use it for popcorn. Oh, well, Victoria said it was only ever used for family puking. However, it did get used for popcorn maybe twice a year. Yep. That's where the. Yep. When you were eating the popcorn, were you very aware of what would happen to that bowl? No, you're just like, it's a spew bowl, it's a popcorn bowl.

It's like me, multi-use. For all occasions, Tony Lodge and spew bowls. Here's a question. Yeah, question. When the bowl is purchased, do you know why you're purchasing it? The intention. And follow-up question, the company making it. Yeah.

Are they like, oh, this is a spew bowl. I'm going to just make the curve of the bowl a little bit tighter because people are going to fucking spew at this and I don't want it to fall out the side. Well, question. I don't want it to be like Shadily at a bus stop and just flop over into the next thing. Question.

You and I, we're both adults. We've both lived with our partners for a long time. Yeah. Do you have a spew bowl in your house? No. Because we don't have one either. So what do we do instead? We spew in the toilets like an adult.

But at what point in our parents' lives did they buy the bowl for spewing in? Is it when you have kids, you're like, oh, we need to get a spew bowl. Oh, the kids are, yeah, maybe when the kids are, you wouldn't have it for a baby because they wouldn't know to spew in the bowl. But I feel like every toddler, primary school, yeah, you're spewing all the time. Kids are gross.

Kids just spew all the time. I spew all the time because I always had a funny tummy. I mean, still do. Always had a funny tummy. But, like, did everyone just spew all the time when they were kids? Is that a thing? But when does a mum decide it's time for a spew bowl? Are you making popcorn all the time?

You go, oh, well, this is great for two things. It saves money. I know we did this last. Do we have to call my mum again? When did you purchase the spew bowl? You know, mate, she's not going to answer. She's out gallivanting and having fun in her Mercedes Benz. Also, a few people commented last week about how my mum

was just so willing to roast me immediately. Oh, yeah. Runs in the family. Like, you're a roaster. And same as you are. Like, you both just like fucking cut to the chase. Oh, I thought you meant like my mum's like run in the family because one like ran away without me. Two mums must be nice. I don't even have one. We average one between us.

Do you want to talk? She's busy. What's she doing? Shut behind spew bowls. Hello, this is Mandy. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can. Thanks. Hey, Mum, just wondering at which age you purchased a spew bowl for me and then which age you got rid of it and did you purchase it knowing what it was?

Thank you, chat to you later Is there like in what to expect when you're expecting they're like don't forget to purchase spew bowl I've never really bought into this but apparently on your wedding anniversary it's like oh after one year it's like paper and then the second year it's like silver I don't know what the fuck they are, but you know what I'm saying. Is that like when your kid turns one, you get them a fucking scarf

and when they turn two, you get them a poop pen and when they're three, they get a spew ball. Where did scarf come from? You didn't wear a scarf? You're too good for scarves. Someone grew up in Perth where it was warm. You don't need a scarf. Well, actually, on my first birthday, I've talked about this,

and I – dark spoon. Oh, of course. Yeah. Of course. One thing that I was teased about mercilessly when I was younger. Thank you. Good word for me. More than six letters.

You're welcome. I've been reading up. Yeah. I – this is fucking embarrassing to admit now. Nah, it's all right. I used to wear a scarf but just like with a T-shirt. I was a scarf guy. I liked wearing a scarf.

How come? Keep your neck warm. But a T-shirt as well. Why don't you just wear a jumper? I was just wearing jeans, T-shirt and a scarf. I've had a few nice scarves. Was it like one of those Czech scarves that people wore like in that way? No.

I know what you mean, but it wasn't. But it probably had a pattern to it. That triangle at the front and then the tassels on it. It's almost like a body bandana. Yeah. It is like a body bandana. Oh, I was partial to a bandana back in the day. Really?

That doesn't surprise me. Because I thought I was like hot and rockabilly and cool. I fucking wasn't. Yeah, I was partial to a bandana back in the day. Really? That doesn't surprise me. Because I thought I was like hot and rockabilly and cool. I fucking wasn't. Yeah, you were. I can see that. Oh, thanks. Well, yeah, I used to have like stretched ears and stuff. Really?

Yeah. What happened to those? Oh, I just like got over it. But, yeah, I had like 12 mil fleshies. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, and I've got like, and you can tell because the scars on my face,

but like from having my nose and my lips pierced and stuff. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, and I've got like, and you can tell because the scars on my face, but like from having my nose and my lips pierced and stuff. Really? Yeah. So that's why you're all cut up. Yeah, and it's also why like I started getting tattoos super young because I thought it was cool and I thought that's who I was going to be forever and now I like want to get them removed. Well, I only want to get one removed.

The good thing about my face is that I just took the scarf off. Yeah, see, I'm fucking maimed. Hi, this is Darcy from Kerrang! And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Big shout out again to everyone who is on our Patreon as well. You love to see it. You love to see that. Yeah, you do. Go on.

Okay. Everyone, you love it or you hate it, it's Dream Chat. Fuck off. And I hate to generalise, but isn't it funny that girls love dream chat and boys fucking hate dream chat? One of my best mates, Dave, would often rock up to school and go, guys, I had the craziest dream. Well, fucking give Dave my number because I want to hear about it.

Let it be known that someone else's dream is always fucking boring to other people. I don't care. No one cares. I actually disagree. I appreciate that you might think it's interesting, but no one else finds it interesting. Okay.

Oh, and then this guy came out and he said to me, it didn't happen. You were fucking asleep. Shut the fuck up and get on with your day. Mate, people aren't going to like this. People like Dream Chat. Do you know what? I take it one step further.

So you know who fucking hates Dream Chat? Who? Torbs. And every morning I wake up and go, oh, sweetheart, I had the craziest dream last night. And he doesn't fucking care. And he doesn't give a fuck. And then you know what I do?

I go on and I've got my favourite Dream website and I search the keywords from the dream. This is even sadder than the fact you watched a video about how to pack a bag. About the handbags. Fuck you. And then I look up like, oh, I had a dream that I was swimming and I look up swimming and water and see what that's supposed to mean.

I like, I'm super into it. Well, it's just. I'm already bored. That was rude. I don't disagree with what I said, but it was rude. But the delivery was harsh. Okay. What is the website?

Look at the time. I should have seen that one coming. Sorry, mate. Must have been a sleep. Yeah. Anyway. Someone once asked. Sorry, I keep interrupting. No, mate. Must have been asleep. Yeah. Anyway. Someone once asked, sorry, I keep interrupting. No, no, someone once asked.

Someone asked. You just shut the fuck up. Good for me. Touche. Yeah. Someone once asked me if I snored and I was like, I'm asleep. How would I know? How does anyone know if they snore?

When someone's like, no, I don't snore. I'm like, well, you were asleep at the time bro yeah i think it was probably four years into mine and tobs relationship when i was like yeah i don't snore and he was like you fucking do you fucking all right so tell me about your fun dream website uh well so the dream website is called dream moods and um you go through purple and blue uh no it's like white and it's got all the letters across the top and you click on like the letter that you want to see and then you find the keyword you're looking for. So like, yeah, if you dreamt you were swimming and you wanted to know,

don't fucking pull your chair over and sit down. I've lost the will to stand. Okay. No, you go though. Anyway. No, you go. So you can like search through it. Anyway, so I do it all the time.

But I had this really crazy dream the other night. I bet you did. Mate, what happened? You don't have – don't do that. Don't do what? Are we fighting? Have I fucked you off? Have I done something to you?

Have I done something to fuck you off? You are in a bad mood today. No, I'm not in a – fuck off. I had this dream that I was in a public car park, which is pretty spooky. Yeah. Like, have you seen the movie The Call? No.

It's got Halle Berry in it. No. And, well, Abigail Breslin is walking through a car park and she gets abducted in the car park. And it's really spooky because public car parks are freaky, especially the, like, stacked ones. Yeah. Because, like, there's nowhere to go. Like, if the, like, stacked ones. Yeah, yeah.

Because, like, there's nowhere to go. Like, if someone did a fucking approach you or whatever, sorry, this could be a bit triggering. One set of stairs, it's dark. Yeah, it's real spooky. Weird corners and shadows. Yeah, anyway, so I was in the dream, right? I was in this, the look on your fucking face,

I was in this public car park and in the dream I, like, knew that there'd been break-ins and like things happening in the car. Like somehow I just, I knew that in the dream. Anyway, and I... Anyway. Sorry, am I not showing enough interest? I want to be a supportive listener and supportive co-host. I want to butter your bread.

I, in the dream, right, so I know this, I start walking through this car park. I get to the set of stairs. I've got to walk down and then I see these two girls following me and I'm like, oh, okay, like I have to have my wits about me. And then I walk over to my car and these girls ask me for the time. Oh, that's, no, they're setting you up there. Yeah, I know.

But in the dream, I was an idiot. Yeah, you always are. Like in real life. And I went to look at the time on my watch and then they started throwing hatchets at me. What's a hatchet? Like those little axes. They have little axes in a car park?

Yeah, they were throwing them at me. Yeah, because they asked me for my bag. They asked me for my handbag. And I was like, oh my God, my iPhone's in there, like my purse and stuff. Like, I don't want to hand it to them. Yeah, because they asked me for my bag. They asked me for my handbag. And I was like, oh my God, my iPhone's in there, like my purse and stuff. Like, I don't want to hand it to them. Yeah, of course not. So I'm like hanging on to my bag. And they're throwing hatchets. They're throwing hatchets at me and like screaming at me and stuff. And then I woke up. Did you wake up like on impact of a hatchet hitting you? Well, because you know how they say if you die in a

dream, you die in real life. I hope not, because I die all the time. I won't tell you about it because it's fucking boring. No, you've never died in a dream. Oh, I've fallen off buildings and had a plane all the time. No, but you wake up as you're falling. No. Yes. I wake up on impact. It's not like I hit the ground and then I wake up. But you

don't die in the dream. Well, the dream ended, as did my life in it. Oh my god, I'm Oh, my God, I'm having a dream chat. Yeah, but if you die in a dream, you die in real life. That's what they say. But that's just not true. But it is. But you're asleep.

No. It's like when the girl gets angry at the boyfriend because in her dream, he cheated on her and then they're all fucked off in real life. I do that a lot. So if I, in the morning, if Torbis wakes up and I've had a dream that he's like cheated on me or fucked me up or something, I'll wake up and he'll be like, Morning, sweetie, do you want a coffee?

I'm just like, whatever. And he's like, oh, what did I accidentally do? Yeah. What did I fake do in your dream? The awkward thing for him is, is that he knows that you've dreamt about something, but he doesn't care because Dream Chat's boring. Because he doesn't want to hear about it.

But he's like, do I need to ask the question? Oh, hang on a sec. Hey, mum, it's me. Oh, yeah. I don't know what a spew ball is. Oh, I left a message on your phone, didn't I? So when I was sick when I was little, what did I throw up into? Bucket.

Oh, so you had a spew bucket. Bucket. Oh, must be nice. Yeah. Righto. Okay, that was it. Thank you. Did you buy the bucket knowing it was going to be a spew bucket?

No. What did you buy it for? Bucket. What did you need a bucket for? Like mop on the floor? Yeah, anything. Are you recording this? No.

I'm with Tony though. Beg your No. I'm with Tony, though. Beg your pardon? I'm with Tony. Hi, Mandy. Hello, Tony. How are you two? Oh, I'm very good. How are you?

I'm very good. I'll see you tomorrow, Ryan. Have you done a poem? No, not yet. You will? Yep. Okay. Court to 12.

Okay, cool. No, court to one. What am I talking about? Okay Court to 12 Okay cool No court to 1 What am I talking about And are you doing Are you in the middle of recording Yeah Having a break No

Oh You're not recording this though Yeah No It's good content Yeah it's better than dream chat Oh my god Hey

Have I ever told you about A really interesting dream I've had, Mum? No. Because I wouldn't because it sounds boring as shit already. Oh, don't. All right, see you, Mum. Bye. Bye. Nice to exist.

Like, nice that I have a mum that exists. What have you got on tomorrow? Grandma's birthday. Oh, and you're writing a poem? Yeah. Are you going to do an acrostic poem like it says grandma down one side and then G, great, R, like really lovely? Can I tell you something really embarrassing?

No. Okay. It's not going to be embarrassing. Yes, you can tell me. So as a like creative exercise, I used to write those poems all the time. Like acrostic ones? Yeah. But yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then I sometimes made them on like Photoshop because I'm like you can spread it out and do a little story and stuff and it was just a great like brain exercise or whatever. Uh-huh. I kind of got into it and wanted to like Google and find like, I'm like surely there's like a blog or some other people who have done some cool stuff but I didn't realise, what are they called again?

Acrostic poems. I, for years, didn't realise they were. I think. Acrostic poems. I kept realise they were acrostic poems. I kept Googling for agnostic poems. Religious. Yeah, and I was surprised with the results. I'm like, oh, is this, do people only do poems that are like religion-based?

I thought you could apply these up and down poems to anything. And they're not always using the same formula of using the word. But I just kept Googling agnostic poems. And then I think it was Bridget. She goes, oh, you mean acrostic? I'd been doing the wrong one for years. Were you really frustrated when it didn't come up on Google though? Yeah.

It was like Google lift. Yeah. What are you doing? So please tell me about your fucking name. No, what's the poem you're writing for your grandma for her birthday tomorrow? Well, she always writes us lovely poems and messages on our birthdays, and so all the grandkids are going to write a poem each and give them to her. Do a limerick.

Okay. I'll do one now. Okay. We know it's your birthday, granny. We hope you don't fall on your fanny This one's from Ryan Hope you appreciate me trying I call you Granny, not Nanny

I like that Yep You're welcome, you can use that And anybody listening can use that for their grandparents Can I make a few edits? Yep Good So are we done talking about your dream?

Oh, yeah, I guess. Can you now admit that they are shit? Well, I just think it's interesting. And if anybody would like to start, maybe you could start a big group chat and people could talk about their dreams. I'll start Reddit. Actually, I fucking, no, I regret that. I don't want that because I'm going to talk about my dream.

I don't want to hear about other people's. See? See? See? This is the whole point of all of it. Finally. The truth prevails. Yeah, that does make sense, actually. Thank you.

Thank you. Everyone thinks their dream is great. I'll cop that. I will cop that. I'm glad we've come around. This is the best episode we've done. Yeah, I think so, too. Do you ever love to say it?

Oh, mine was a bit soppy. I feel like I'm too aggressive to say it now. No, go for it. And I can bring it back around after. I just wrote down Tony's hair. Mate, you've talked about my hair more than anyone on the internet, which is a lot of people. Yeah.

Oh, nice little hair flick there. That's what I love to see. Hey. I do love to see people sending in their own normal or nars. Yeah, that is great. There is a post I wrote, am I normal, because we hadn't named the segment yet. But then this morning I came up with normal or nar, and it's fucking great. Came in hot.

I love to see that. And if you have a normal or nar, like something that you think is normal that other people respond maybe a bit odd when you tell them, make sure you comment in the Facebook group or send us a message on Instagram because we'll, if people like it, we'll bring this back, make it a bit of a recurring segment. 100%.

What do you love to see, Tony Lodge? So this week we were talking about what movie we were going to watch because we review a movie every week and I've absolutely loved seeing people share their smiley movies. Yeah. Like whatever movie they watch when they want to smile. Because after The Notebook we needed a pick-me-up. Uh-huh.

And you might be thinking, Tony, you and Ryan haven't reviewed a movie yet this week. It's Wednesday. It's the end of the week. When and when? She's the man happening. Hold the fucking phone. She's the Man is coming tomorrow in our fourth episode.

Four episodes in a week. That's it. Four episodes every week from this week. You'll love to see it. You'll love to see it. Because the people of Patreon have supported us, we now have the ability to bring out not only four episodes a week, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,

but there'll now be some more extended videos on YouTube as well. So thank you for allowing us to do that. Yeah, you've supported us all the way to our fourth episode, which is super exciting. And so tomorrow, which is Thursday, we've got a few things to chat about. We will review the movie She's The Man and chat about everybody's smiley movies.

And it's got here that you want to talk about a first date, but you're married, so... I actually have one more You Love To See It. Oh! Do we have time? Yeah, but turn this fun music off and do your love to see it music. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

Meow, meow, meow. Chloe has sent a message. Meow, meow. Stop meowing, you big puss. Okay. Chloe. Chloe. And I love to see this because of all the bullshit I've copped about pronunciations over the last fucking three.

Yep. That's exactly the kind of attitude I'm talking about. Yeah, okay. Chloe, hey guys. I think I want to say thanks for the shout out, but you butchered my name so badly. I'm not actually sure if you actually even said my name. Like she's like, I don't even know if you were talking about me. Oh, what's her name?

Well, I, well, she actually messaged me during the week. Yeah. Um, I wasn't offended that you guys got my name wrong. I just thought it would be really funny for you guys to have another crack at it on the podcast. All right. So do you want to read Chloe's name here? It's on my phone. Oh, Mauigua. What's the full name? Chloe Mauigua. M-A-U-I-G-O-gua. What's the full name? Chloe Maui-gua. M-A-U-I-G-O-A. Okay. So apparently you said Chloe Maguire.

Oh. But this is how you say it. It's actually Chloe Maui-gua. Maui-gua. It's actually Chloe Maui-gua. Maui-gua. The way you pronounce it is like Maui like in Moana. So M-A-U-I. Maui Ngoa. Maui Ngoa. The way you pronounce it is like Maui, like in Moana, so M-A-U-I. Maui.

And then you imagine that there's an I-N-G, so it's Mau-ing, and then O-A, so Maui Ngoa. Hope that helps. Thanks. Maui Ngoa. It's actually Chloe Maui Ngoa. Chloe Maui Ngoa. What I love to see is someone other than me

pronunciating or something wrong. Pronunciating? Oh, fuck it. But very exciting stuff. We will have a fourth episode this week. Thank you so much for all your support for making that happen. But we'll fuckers see you tomorrow and we love to see that. Love you.

Bye. Bye. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow. Fourth episode this week. Bye. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. You don't like coffee, don't you? Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Go do a sexy meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow.

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Speaking of pussy. Oh! Fucking end of this episode. Sorry, okay. Yeah, all right. Meow.