Toni and Ryan - The FIVE MILLION DOLLAR Best Friend Test

Episode Date: April 10, 2025

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What do you do for work, Viv? Well, currently I work at a hot sauce company here in Moscow. I used to work as a cheese monger at one of the delis in town, but now I just clean houses and such. So hot sauce and cheese. All you need is my hot dog. I know what a life. So, um, Viv, will you approve today's podcast? I will. Yes, of course. Legend. Thank you so much. Hi, this is Viv from Pullman, Washington, and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the show. Tony has a revelation, apparently.

No, it's an apology. Oh, really? That's needed. Another YouTube apology. Last week, I've just, it's a real regret of mine. Last week, we were having a breakfast meeting. And on the day before you said, should we get a few things in the morning for this meeting? And I was like, oh, that would be awesome. And you said, how about I get a few sausage rolls? I was like, oh, that would be awesome. And you said, how about I get a few sausage rolls? And I said, that's so weird. To have sausage rolls at nine in the morning. And I think it is, but I really regret saying that.

And since then I've really felt like a sausage roll. I went on the record and said that if they're mini sausage rolls. The size dictates the time of day you could have it. For a breakfast meeting, we're all having some snacks, we're working away. A full sausage roll at 9 AM. Yeah.

Or even a full sausage roll with other people who don't work with you all the time. You can't go, do you want half of this? Yeah. Like if you and I sat down together, I'd be like, oh, do you want half of that? I'm done. Or sometimes if I'm eating something really good,

you go, you finished with that. And then you eat the rest of it and that's fine. What is also weird with people you don't work with all the time is getting a whole sausage roll and like looking them in the eyeballs and just going. So true. Same with eating a banana or like a Zupa Dupa or something. But yeah, so I just want to apologize

and just say that I really regret saying that because since then I've really wanted a sausage roll. Let's get sausage rolls after this. Yep. Amazing. You told me. Twist my arm. Pull my finger.

Now because you, Tony, between the two of us, actually between everyone here because they're all fucking, I think when it comes to like ethics and right and wrong and knowing what's best that we always look up to you because you are the bastion of knowledge and society. True? That is so not... Do you actually think that or are you doing a bit right now? I'm definitely doing a bit, but I do... I both, both, both, because there's a...

Are you doing a bit? Yes. Because we need a judge for this court case. Does that mean that you're taking back what you said? Is that not really real? No, I stand by what I said, which was sausage rolls are a good choice. Good choice, yeah, so true. Now we need a judge for an upcoming, to make a decision.

Oh, okay. So. Judge Judy. Judge Tony, we've got you some hair. Oh, hang on, am I putting this on? Yep. Now, I also have, you've got- Sorry, let me just undo my hair.

Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Tony has slung her hair back and throw their glasses across the room. Are they broken? Oh my god. I did not, obviously did not mean to do that. I was going to try and be sexy.

And what happens when Judge Tony tries to be sexy? I'm just, I should be all business. Ship gets hurt. I can't believe that. They really went really- Those sunglasses flew. They're not even sunglasses. I can't wait for a camera.

Hopefully we pick that up on a slo-mo somewhere. There's a couple of GoPros around. Oh, if Charles has got his act together. Um, TBC. That's all right. We'll get to that later. Now Tony's putting on her judge's wig, which looks very good. Oh, hang on. Sorry. You look like Alexander Hamilton. You do look like Hamilton, whose first name I know. Great. Now I've got you a choice of gavel.

Would you like the traditional wooden melody thing? Yup. This is very fancy. I also have this one, which doesn't make as good a noise as you would hope, but we'll put it in afterwards. There you go. Or would you like the big bopper? as good a noise as you would hope but we'll put it in afterwards. Chicken chicken. There you go. Or would you like the big bopper?

Your choice of gavel my dear. That was pretty good. Yep pretty good pretty good. Okay now would you like to hear the case that you're presiding over? Yes. All rise for the horrible Tony Lundshen time! I said rise, g***t! I'm wearing tracksuit pants, how embarrassing! I'm wearing white tracksuit pants.

You may be suited! Arise! You may be suited! It's just nasty but it smells like burnt toast. Is that the one that you're having a stroke? Yeah, I'm just gonna suck on this a little bit because it needs a bit more juice. Yeah, something's burning. Is it the hot cross buns? No, Lily wouldn't let us have them. But yeah, they're not communal.

Or is the burning toast from the next door where they make the fries? Don't tell me they've got fries. Fries? It's not even burning. Maybe Tony's been hitting the gavel too hard on the thing and it's burning. They need a fire. Now, I think what we'll do is I'll read out the... okay just don't let it cover your face because of YouTube and you're beautiful. What I think I'll do

is... The wig's slipping off slowly. The wig is slowly slipping off, I can see it. AHHHH! AWW IT'S A WIG! I didn't want you to ask tonight. I think what I'll do, Tony, is I'll read out all three players in this court case. Yep. So let me just get the story out and then there's a lot of unpacking and we can go through it bit by bit because there's a bit to go through here. A group of thieves in France. Zutala! They stole stole Jean David's credit card.

Who's Jean David? The guy who had his credit card stolen. Oh, I've made a mind happen that to him. The thieves used Jean David's credit card to buy a lotto ticket and the lotto ticket won 500,000 euros. Which is 914,000 Australian dollars. One million dollars? Yes. Now the thieves are saying, we bought the ticket, the winnings are ours.

No. Now Jean David, he is saying, my money bought the ticket, the ticket is mine mine and so is the winnings now the lotto company is saying the ticket was purchased with proceeds I thought it was happening in France the ticket was purchased with proceeds of crime we're not giving any winnings to anyone why that was unbelievable why is my Spanish guy French and Russian?

No, it's French guy Russian. That was amazing. Judge Tony, do you have any questions? And why aren't you holding the big bopper? Hold it over this side. This is an interesting case. I think for the everyone's sake, we maybe don't have to do the accent the whole time. Because you're a judge in Australia.

Okay. Fine. Judge Tony. No, it's okay. I will speak Australian. I think, Crikey. Sorry. Oh, you're not into having fun right now. because I think, crikey, sorry.

Oh, you're not into having fun right now. No, you just say crikey and you remind me of Robert Irwin in that Bonds photo shoot. Doesn't that just make you feel things you don't really wanna think and feel? Oh my God, he's so beautiful. Not enough tats and cigarettes for Tony. No, no, no, no, it's more just that I'm like, oh, you're Australia's baby.

Yeah, I can't look at you like that. I felt like I was looking at, yeah, like a relative. And that's why the confusion and the feelings. Yeah, I see what you mean. Yeah. Same age, me and Robert. Oh, Charles. That's really I felt the same way when I saw Charles in his underwear.

Yeah. Bringing that girl home from Tinder. Redacted. Charles had his snake out. No, I'm sorry. Not redacted. Yeah. Redinded. I'm the judge. That's staying in.

Okay. Local Tasmanian snake catcher. Okay. What was that namemanian snake catcher. Redacted. Sorry Charles. Sorry Charles. Charles got redacted. We're supportive parents. We're cool parents.

We're smashing out because we're in long-term relationships and have to live vicariously through you. I don't have to live vicariously through anyone. I could get fucked in Tasmania if I wanted and if my boyfriend was in Tasmania. You know what I'm saying? Okay. So the thieves think it's their money because they purchased the ticket. boyfriend was in Tasmania. You know what I'm saying? Not true words being spoken. Um, okay. So the thieves think it's their money because they purchased the ticket. Yep. The credit card holder who...

Jean David. Jean David, who has been... Rubbed. Uh, victim of crime. Yep. Says it's mine because it was my money that purchased it. Yep. And what did the lottery people say? They're saying the ticket was bought with proceeds of crime, so it's mine because it was my money that purchased it. And what did the lottery people say?

They're saying the ticket was bought with proceeds of crime so it's not a valid ticket. So no winnings are going to anyone. Oh, so they just don't want to pay anything out. I think that the person whose credit card got stolen should win the money. Interesting. Because they've been,

because, because they've been through enough. This is their reparation, having gone through the tragedy. And I would much rather that, then the lotto ticket doesn't have to pay anyone out. That would piss me off. That fucks me off as well.

They shouldn't get away with not paying anything. Fuck them. Do you want an update? Click, click, click, click. Here's the update. So it looked like legally, the Lotto company might've got its way. Well, cause they would probably have that in there.

That lawyer up hard and yeah. But they probably got it. Totally. So, and I think everyone in the public felt the same way. They're like that. You shouldn't just get out of having to pay that million bucks. Yeah, so everyone felt the same.

So this is the update. Yeah. Jean David. Jean David. He said, well, if proceeds of crime can't buy a ticket, then I'm not pressing charges. It's fine that the thieves took the card. They're not thieves.

I just gave it to them. All good. They're my friends. Thus, if there's no charges, there's no crime and the ticket is valid. But here's the deal. Yes. My God, they could make a Netflix documentary out of this.

Jean David. I would play the judge. And I could bring my own costume. Yeah, you're ready to go. Also, we owe Lily about $13 because we bought that off Amazon and it was hard to get. If this... She used her own card, don't ask me about it.

We took away the card because of the Charles thing. Because you get fucking buying for his own dinner. John David said, if the thieves are willing to go 50-50, I will say no crime, all good, not pressing charges, it's fine. But if you don't do a deal with me and you don't give me half, then not only is the ticket may be void, but you're probably going to jail. So thieves, please come forward and you get half, which is 250,000 euros.

Jean David gets 250,000 euros and we all just go about our day. We're all better off. 50 50 is generous. Yeah. I wouldn't offer them 50%. What would you offer them? Maybe 30. I'd be like, look, I'm not, I'm not sending you to prison. Oh, sorry.

Present. Yeah. You know, I'm not sending you to jail. Yeah. So that's pretty nice. Yeah What do what do you think? I? Just love the jaundavid's goes no, I'm in control this narrative and I'm making a play Really hot oh my god

Something that blew my mind the other day. I found out that suits isn't called suits because they all wear suits. It's because it's short for lawsuits. Oh, that's going to sound so bad. How do you know that? I just saw it on TikTok. Is it? A double entendre. Like that's why it's clever. That's why it's clever. That's why it's clever.

That's why it's clever because it's both. So young gravy, who is one of the great poets in society. So true. He has a lyric that says, I ain't got no misses. And someone said, is it because you're single and you don't have like a misses or is it because you win everything and so you never miss? And he said, it's a double on Tundra dog because I am a lyrical genius. And he's right. Young gravy is a lyrical genius. Hear hear. The big bopper has bopped.

Why are you, what's going on? This is just like, feels like I've been to the Royal Show. Hi, this is Baird from Pullman, Washington and you are listening to Tony and Ryan. This episode is brought to you by Majuri and Majuri has the nicest fine jewellery. It's perfect for stacking and wearing every day and you can like play around with different styles, mix different colors and metals and stack different combos. So there's really something for everyone and can I tell you a cute little personal note? Please. You know these gold earrings that I wear?

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Yeah, just vote for us and I'll love you forever. If you want to. And if we win, we will go to New York to collect our prize. Yeah, which is really thrilling. And if anyone has a place to stay near New York, DM me. Get the blanket out. I was just like, do I want people to do it? No, that's fine. Cause we need a place to stay. The Australian dollar dude, because of the tariff shit, we can't afford to do that shit. I don't want to sleep at someone's house. What if that someone is...

The Hilton. Paris Hilton. Yes, I'll stay with it. She'll DM and say, come on down. Now, Tony, I've got something for you. Check your phone. Watch this video. Imagine somebody offers you $5 million to make your best friend laugh,

but you can only use one single word. Who are you picking? And what's the word you're using? Imagine you'd be given $5 million to make your best friend laugh. Yeah. And you can only have one word. Now you've got time to think about it. We can ask some questions and we'll just do stuff. But before you say anything, I have five Australian dollars. Oh, so what's that? Six US dollars?

Six US dollars. Okay. That's really funny. Did you print that off? Yeah. I love that. I feel like I'm in suits and I'm Meghan Markle because I'm like a deal or no deal girl holding the suitcase full of money. So wearing suits, lawsuits and suits cases.

That's why the show is called Suits. And they're always playing cards. You're thinking of House of Cards. They always play suits. Play with suits. Because like a suits. And the main character's name is Taylor and what did Taylor's do? Makes sense.

Yeah, it's not obviously, but yeah. Harvey. Harvey Taylor. Harvey Taylor. Harvey Specter. Charles, we don't care about what it really is. All right, Tony. One word to make me laugh for $5 million.

Oh, fuck, that's so difficult. You can have as much time as you like to think about it. Do you want me to leave the room and you can workshop it with everyone watching? Or again, no, no rush. We can talk this out, but there is five million dollars on the line. Yep. OK. I also wish before I stuck this five million dollar sign on the front of a suitcase that I looked inside it.

What's in there? I don't know. Well, it's five million dollars. Yeah, but like, trick question. I actually like, it. What's in there? I don't know. Well, it's five million dollars. Yeah, but like, I actually, like, who knows what's in there? No, but there's five million dollars in there. Yeah, but also that probably like, whatever the last challenge was from the last time. Open it.

Well, not until you make me laugh, sweetheart. What was the last challenge of the last time? Why are these just full of Maltesers? They did go everywhere. Because we never got those. That wouldn't be full of Maltesers because we weren't given the correct amount. Okay. Hang on.

Hang on. Hang on. All right. So do I have to pick you? That I win! Can someone go throw this suitcase in the trash with the six US dollars, five million Australian dollars? That was more than one word.

Do you want to discuss it with the tarpers and everyone else? Do you want me to? No, I don't want you to leave. I feel like I need to stay connected to you. Like if you leave, I'm going to lose the... Okay. Are you also being offered the money? Oh, this is fucking hell. What would you do with five million? Um, are you also being offered the money?

One, oh, this is fucking hell. This is what would you do with five million? What would you actually do with five million dollars? Oh, do you want me to think about what word I'm going to say? Or do you want me to think about the, what I would do? Yeah. I love this game. How much is a Jimny? Yeah.

It says on the website now, what 50hmm. What 50 grand? I think like 38 37 how many Jimny's can I get for five million dollars if they're 37 each? I'll give them away Give them away 34 not cheese. That's good. You get 142 Jimny's with a bit of change left over. I'll give away a hundred and thirty nine Jimny's Give away 139 Jimny's. Keep three for myself and change. That's Jimny Lights, two doors. Oh, no.

Oh, they're getting them for free. They don't fucking care. I care though. If I was giving someone a car, I'd want to give them a four door. But maybe people like the small one because they're easy to park. There we go. Okay. What would I do with $5 million?

Dunno. You'd buy a Pippa. What's going on? What the fuck's going on over there? Okay. Um, what would I do with $5 million? Don't know. You'd buy Pippa- What's going on? What the fuck's going on over there? Everyone's getting nervous about the money. Okay, all right, all right, okay. I have to make-

Pippa would have a velour tuxedo. Okay, so I have to make you laugh. With one word. So that we can share $5 million. Don't bring me into this. I'm just the, but we would share it. Yep. I'll give you one of the Jimny's, but you know what I mean? Like both of us are putting the work in. Yeah. I'm putting a lot of work in. Okay. No, but then I can cheat by just laughing. You know what I mean? So you're telling me wrong. I'm so nervous. That could have been your word. That would have got me.

I was burnt. I was like burp. I'm so nervous. That could have been your word, that would have got me. Burp? Yeah. And my word is, uh. And my word is. And my word is.

How do you spell that? Does that count? No, you have to say, no, like you have to be very clear. You can't just like say some random stuff and then go, that was the word. All right, but. Like with the fact when you say five and then whichever one I like, you go,

oh, that was the word I'm on. That was the only one, yeah. What about though the fact that you might just decide to be stubborn and not laugh your job is to make me laugh no no but you are obviously you get to decide whether you allow it will decide one word though if you're just so funny I can't help but laugh which is what I do every day for a job is just laugh at you. Yeah, but not with one word. Unlike you, I need a bit of time. What do you mean? Are you saying that I'm quick? Saying that you come fast.

Oh, I thought you meant like my humor was so fast. Oh, no, that's not what I meant. Fucking hell. Oh, my God. OK, one. 30 seconds to until we're there. Oh my God. Okay. One- We've got 30 seconds to, until we're there. No! No!

One word. Hmm. One opportunity. Okay. I've got it. Oh! Sophie, can you count us down from 10? Slowly and dramatically, please,

in any voice you desire. 10, nine, eight. Sophie's counting, we'll get me there. Slowly and dramatically please in any voice you desire. Sophie's counting, we'll get me there. Through the laugh as well. Car wash! Yes! Give her the cash! Give her the cash! Give her the cash!

Yes! Yay! Let's go and spend it at a car wash. Give her the cash! Give her the cash! Yay! Let's go and spend it in the car wash. This is great. We can wash all our jimmies! 140 of them! Um, alright, your turn. No.

Yes! No. Because I have just come into some money. Grand Dénia never plays for the cash, nor does Megan Marco. You have to know your place in the- How come I don't get to do the laugh? You get to hang out with me all the time

and when I show you the size of my cocky laugh every time. Not always. Carby Devil's avocado. Yes. Only because people are gonna ask in the comments. I believe car wash is one word. Oh, on the BP sign it's one word. Is it?

Yeah, it's car wash is like one singular word. Is that enough evidence? Yeah, where's the gavel? Yep. Ha ha. Knock, knock, knock. All right. Yes.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. All right, not only do I love to see that, I gotta know that you love to see it here. Yeah. Now, just when you thought you'd seen it all. Ha ha ha. I stayed in an Airbnb a couple of actually the last couple of weekends I've just been Airbnb crazy. I love it for you. Yeah. And some Airbnb's have a few quirks. Yeah. It was an older place, good location

but an older place. Check out the en suite sink that I've just sent you. Now they've gone for a bit of a seaside theme. Tony, do you care to explain that picture? It's a glass sink in the shape of like a massive shell, like clam shell. It looks like you've taken a photo as water is like coming out, like, cause it looks- That's what it makes it look like, yeah. Try brushing your teeth in that.

I hate that, can you imagine trying to clean that thing? We tried, we tried to wipe it down. I tried to brush my teeth. You go in your review, you go, thank you so much for the beautiful state. I'll let you know we did wipe that down. I did wipe that down and there wasn't an Officeworks close by.

Oh. Only complaints. Okay. It was an older down and there wasn't an Officeworks close by. Only complaints. OK. It was an older place and we did know what we're getting into. But you know, you do know that some one in the 90s has gone. It's a beach house. What if we made the bathroom real beachy and made a glass shell and expected people to clean their teeth in it? Where does the toothbrush go?

There's no other bench. There's no sink. There's no bench. It's just the sink bit. I've got something to say though. Can you imagine what a conversation starter that would be if you were having party? Well, I was just there with my daughter and wife

and it was a conversation starter. We spoke about it all weekend. Because you imagine. I took a photo of it and brought it to a podcast. Absolutely. That's the definition. That's the ultimate conversation starter. We spoke about it all weekend. Because you imagine a photo of it and brought it to a podcast. That is the definition of conversation starter. Because can you imagine if you were at a party and you go in the sink and you come back out you go, how's that sink? Actually though. You know like that's what everyone would be talking about it. I had, I'll tell you what, you don't see as much anymore. Yeah. Like, because this is the ensuite. I tell you what, you don't see as much anymore. Yeah.

Like, cause this is the ensuite. It was like, the big corner, like triangle shaped spa bath. Oh yeah. That's very nineties. You don't see that anymore. Yeah. So Mabel and I are in this huge tub having the best time. And then the button on the side that the air goes. Yeah.

Babies love that shit. Babies love buttons. Yeah, that was amazing. It was chaos. That's awesome. We had the most fun. And then we get out and you think the fun's over when you get out of the bath.

And look what you greeted with. One of you- You think the fun's over? I go, ma'am, sorry, we're gonna have to get out of the bath. It's bedtime. And she goes, have you seen that scene? Have you forgotten about the conversation piece that's over there?

But I just saw that and went, you'll love to see it. That is so funny. My love to see it is, I just sent you a video. The other day, I took Pippa for a big run around the park. And because I haven't been able to walk a lot, because I've had like all these troubles with my feet. It's been one of the first times we've gone for like a real big burl around the park. And because I haven't been able to walk a lot because I've had like all these troubles with my feet. It's been one of the first times we've gone for like a real big burl around the park.

If you hit play and turn your volume up on this video. Ha. What are you watching? Broad City or fucking Parks and Rec or something. And so I'm like laying there and it was just the loudest little, and she doesn't really snore a lot except for when she's like fucked. Like proper tired. Proper fucked. I think that's the same as humans, right? When you're dead tired. And then look at her. And she doesn't really snore a lot except for when she's like fucked like proper tired proper I think that's the same as humans right when you're dead tired

Yeah, and then look at her look at her little paws like under her face like it was just so so fucking cute and So cuz Torbz has been away I sent him that video and he was just like he just started walking back from Las Vegas Yeah, he's like I'm on my way home. But I just love to see that. I thought it was so fucking cute. Adorable. Yeah. Just the actual sound as well. Like, oh, it was so fucking so adorable. That is adorable. That's my love to say. Thank you very much for watching. Thank you very much to Sean David for sharing his story with us. And by that, I mean, someone sent me a link

to the news article and thank you to judge Tony for presiding over society once again. There is a link below if you'd like to vote for us in the Webbies. I think that we could just make a meme out of that and win next year's Webbies. If that's not worth the vote, I don't know what is. Hey, look at this.

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