Toni and Ryan - The greatest fact EVER!

Episode Date: February 8, 2022

Showering with your partner, my amazing fact, and a love triangle that we need your advice on! Love ya! T xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The day's the day. Everybody's waiting with bated breath. My breath is bated. What does that saying mean? No idea. Okay, great. Do you know what I mean? Got a worm in your mouth.

Like bait, like fish bait. Who's to say? Who is to say? Not us. Coming up today, how to choose a movie when you and your partner can't decide what movie to watch. Isn't it the worst and just longest process in the world? So annoying.

And what we've been baiting our breath for, Tony's ever greatest fact of all time. Ever greatest fact of all time. It's a talking fact, actually. Whatever it is, I can't wait, as you can tell. Good. As you can tell. But first, normal or nah? Okay. I've got this normal or nah from Brendan Burrows

and he's asked, normal or nah? Showering with your partner. Simple. Simple question, right? Very simple question. Normal or nah? I've put thought into this. Yeah, good. Good.

You should. It's only normal for two kinds of couples. Okay, yep. Lay it on me. Those in the honeymoon period. First few months when you're dating, oh, isn't this a bit sexy and cute? Yeah. Oh, isn't this nice?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm getting the shampoo or am I sucking your dick? Yeah. Yeah, nice. Yeah. Nice touch. Kind of thing, yeah. Yeah. Shampoo in the eye stings.

Why would you get shampoo in your eye? Who's to say? Why would you get shampoo in your eye? Because if one person had, you know, because gravity makes the shampoo go down and if they were doing what you described. Getting the shampoo. No. When you describe the just having a cute, fun time

because you're a new couple. So... Kidding the dick, yes. So that's the first type of couple that's showering together. So when it's cute and new and you don't hate each other yet. Yeah. Yep. And the second is rich couples that have massive showers.

Okay. On that though, what I want to know, because, okay, so there's so many comments and I feel like even though the overwhelming response was that it was people saying normal, like having a shower together, that's normal, I disagree. I don't like it. You don't like it?

I don't like it. Why not? I think it's just because I'm there to do, like I'm brushing my teeth, I'm washing my hair, shaving my legs, washing my body, washing my face. I've got places to be. I've got things to do. Yeah, like I've got a routine and it's also kind of I shower

for relaxation also. Like so if I'm feeling really overwhelmed, and I've talked about this before, Torbs will say, why don't you just go and rinse the day off? Rinse, yeah. If I've had a really long day or if I'm feeling super overwhelmed and I need a bit of a reset and it's too early for me to go to bed, I'll have a shower. Yeah, and so when you're having a reset and you're rinsing the day,

you don't need some bloke's floppy penis just getting in your face. I don't. You don't need someone looking at you, judging you. No, and I'm just doing my thing. So when this came up in the group, Bridget and I would have showered again in the first year. Oh, yeah. Everyone does it earlier.

Yeah, yeah. And then I was like, hey, Bridget, do you want to jump in the shower together? And she just looked at me and was like, why the fuck would you even ask that? Of course not. Yeah. No. It was ridiculous. She's like, the shower's too small.

I've got to wash. I've got things to do. I've got to wash. You've got to wash your face. Yeah, there's things to doing there. But even people that are super rich and have those, like, double shower head showers, doesn't the temperature get all fucked because both of you are using the shower at the same time?

That's such a good point. Well, they must because they're rich, have, like, special plumbing that can handle it. Because I've lived in houses where if I'm in the shower and Bridget, like, puts the dishwasher on, oh, call the fire brigade. My skin is on fire. Yeah, well, because we've talked about this before, that Torbs never flushes the toilet if I'm in the shower,

but I didn't know that that made a difference. And so I just do it all the time. You've been flushing him the whole time. Yeah, and I didn't realise. But, yeah, so lots of people said, oh, it needs to be one of those big showers, but I'm worried about the temperature. Yeah, now that you've mentioned that, I'm with you. Yeah, thank you.

Also, is there, and I hate how often this podcast becomes very specific and graphic when it comes to certain topics. Yeah. becomes very specific and graphic when it comes to certain topics. Yeah. Sometimes. Yeah. I mean, I see how being in the shower can be, like, sexy and cute because, like, you're not wearing any clothes and blah, blah, blah.

But sometimes you just, like, got to take care of some stuff. Yep. It's personal sometimes. It's personal. And even, like, if you're just, like're just like bending to like clean between your toes or wipe your feet or wash your legs, like if you bend, like, you know, like it's just not a good spot to lie in. And I think there's actually this Seinfeld episode

where he was dating this girl and she, like he'd get home and she'd be like naked reading on the couch in the sun and he's like, oh, I like how attractive. And he's like, there's good naked and bad naked. And she's like, no, all naked is good naked. I see what you're saying. So then she gets home the next day and he's like scrubbing the floors and it's all like shaking and wobbling and then she's like, oh, no, no,

this is no good naked. There is bad naked, yeah. And maybe the shower is bad naked at times. I actually completely agree because sometimes when you're in there doing your beers, you know, you're soaping up your bum or you're not like you're cleaning yourself. If someone's washing crack and you're watching that, I'm not turned on. Or even like if you've ever maybe, hmm, maybe you're about to do it together and you're like, oh, I'm just going to have a quick shower first because I've had

a long day or whatever. Yep. Even then, if Torbs goes to jump in the shower with me, I'm like, can I just have two minutes? Like, you're about to be all up in this. Can I just have two minutes before you jump in? Oh, very presumptuous. Like, I just, I'm also a very clumsy person.

So me, plus, you know, maybe standing on one leg, plus water, plus soap, not going to be good. And a shower's slippery enough at the best of times. It's a slip town. Yep. And I just don't need that. And do you know what else really fucks me up about having a shower with somebody else? It might not be a hair washing day.

don't need that. And do you know what else really fucks me up about having a shower with somebody else? It might not be a hair washing day. And if my hair gets wet because somebody else is like pushing me around in the shower, then I'm fucked and I've got to wash it earlier than I probably could have stretched that for another two or three days. But now my fucking routine's all off. So it's a hard no from me personally. It sounds like it. Yeah. Oh no, actually, no, maybe it's, oh, I don't mind. No, it's fucking no. I don't like it. It's my time.

And I actually have a comment here from Ashley Marie who said, extremely normal. When my boyfriend and I are together, we always shower together. So I'm guessing maybe they don't live together. We've been together for ages, like weeks and weeks and weeks. Yeah, like three months. It's not even a sexual thing. It's time for us't live together. And we've been together for ages, like weeks and weeks and weeks. Yeah, like three months. It's not even a sexual thing. It's time for us to be together.

We wash each other's backs and have a good conversation. And I'm wondering if maybe the thing that Ashley is saying is that neither of them are on their phone. Yeah, you can have great conversations in most rooms of the house. But it's just because you're always, like, on Instagram at the same time or, like, looking at something else. But when you're in the shower in most rooms of the house. But it's just because you're always like on Instagram at the same time or like looking at something else. But when you're in the shower together, there's nothing else.

So maybe it is a good time to debrief. But I just think that the temperature could go wrong. The hair washing schedule could go wrong. Sometimes when you're soaping up your giant, you just don't want someone seeing you fucking cleaning out your nethers. Okay? You just don't. Fuck.

We've just. Sorry, I've obliterated the. You've painted a very strong picture. What's the vibe of the tarpots? Generally, people said it's normal. Really? And lots of people said it's normal but only if it's like a bigger shower. Yeah.

But I don't think that that is going to solve the problem of like temperature and stuff. If I'm watching you describe the things you just described, it don't matter if the two showers in the same room are four kilometres from each other. It still ain't looking, you know, that's your time. I'm sorry I'm not sexy for you. Well, it's not your job to be and I don't expect that from you. Oh, thank you.

I'm not here for your consumption. No. But I appreciate that. Thank you. Do you want to have a shower together? Yes. What's happening? It's time.

Oh, fuck. It's time. You know exactly what's happening. Ladies and gentlemen, Tony Felicia Lodge presents the most fascinating fact about talking you've ever heard. You ready to go?

No. Ready to go? Okay. Now. Did you know that there is actually an average amount of words that someone will speak a day and that I thought that it might be fun if you guessed how many you think it is? This isn't the first time I've heard this line.

Is that it? Do you want to guess? 170. What? Have you heard my vocabulary? We did 100... No, not different words. Like, altogether, like, how much you talk.

Oh, surely it wouldn't be... The range would be so wide because people have different jobs. Well, exactly. But apparently there's like an average amount that most people speak in a day. 11,000. Okay. Well, that's very interesting. So apparently...

Is it interesting? It's 20,000 for women and 7,000 for men. Oh, you've laughed! You like the fact! That's a fucking great fact! You like the fact! That's a fucking great fact. You like the fact! You should have told it on Monday. Why did you make me wait three days for it?

It was so good. Oh, you'll be saying no words after this. Is that a promise? Yeah, you'll be dead. Oh. I feel like after all that, we need like a... She's done it, ladies and gentlemen. It was a good fact.

That's a good fact. So women are saying 20,000 words and men are saying seven. Yeah, a thousand, yes. Yep. But don't you think that's interesting? Because on a Saturday, right, when we record all of our podcast episodes, how many fucking words do you think that we speak in that day? Oh, you can put it into Adobe Audition, it'll tell you.

Or do one of those auto-translate and just get the total. But then you also factor in like the normal conversation that you have like with Bridget in the morning about coffee and breakfast and what time you'll be home. We don't speak to each other. You only talk to me. Can you tell her I love her, by the way? Yeah, I'll text her later.

I actually was texting Bridget yesterday. We're going out for dinner on Friday. I've heard. Yeah. Hope you guys have a great time. I'm really excited. Me and Torbs have also got something on. No, you don't.

You don't know that yet. But I reckon I would exceed the 20K every day. Here's a challenge for the tarpers, for the people in the tarp group. Count the words in the episode. Oh, fuck no. That would be awful. I mean, yeah, do that. That would be fascinating.

You don't have to. Who reckons they speak the least? Do you reckon anyone gets away with less than a thousand a day? Maybe if you live alone, you could probably do less than a thousand in a day. For me, that sounds energising, almost invigorating to have a thousand or less day. So I'm trying to think of when I probably had a day less than a thousand and during COVID definitely because I fully lost my voice. Oh, when you had it, yeah. Yeah, when I had COVID.

I remember speaking to you on the phone and you were like, oh my God. It was awful. And I was like, hey, mate, you just sent me a text. Send me an email. Yeah, how about we don't talk on the phone? But I get nothing out of that. Like because I'm an ex.

A extrovert? Extrovert. I fucking couldn't forget the word. Yeah. I think I almost said exoskeleton, which I'm not. I think that's like what ants have. You're not one of those, no. Anyway, thanks for clearing that up.

Another great fact, I'm not an ant. Sorry, I'm not the fact queen of this show. Yeah. I reckon we do Tony's Fact of the Week. Tony's fucked fact. That does have a ring to it. That does. Would you say this fact is fucked or just interesting though?

Oh, fucked. But, like, I say stuff's fucked. As in it's good. Oh, that's fucked. Yeah. Anyway, but during COVID, but because I'm an extrovert, I got nothing out of that time. I wasn't making anyone laugh. I wasn't making anyone laugh, wasn't making anyone happy.

Like I don't get any energy from that. What about making yourself happy? Well, I made myself happy this morning. I did my little. In the shower alone. Hi, this is Graham from Delphine, Netherlands. You're listening to the Tony and Ryan podcast, which I approve 100%. Big shout out to our champion, Tarpers.

And by the way, Tarpers get to choose the movies we review each week. And this week, we did 90-minute movies. And tomorrow we are discussing Zombieland. Yes. So thank you for everyone for choosing that.

I'm glad you didn't choose Sausage Party because that's a lot. That movie is fucking shocking as well. It's a lot. Yeah. It's funny but it's a lot. I wanted Isn't It Romantic, the Rebel Wilson and Chris Hemsworth movie. Well, you're going to have to chat to the tapas because they did not choose that one. No, that's okay.

We watched Zombieland. We'll talk about that tomorrow. A big thank you to Diana Cripps, Stacey, Grim Reaper and Matt Bannon over at our patreon.com slash Tony and Ryan. So all week you have been giving me shit about a fact. The fact turned out to be great and then we said, let's see how good your hack goes. Tell us the hack, please.

Oh, you can't because you were unprepared. It turns out the hack I was going to share was this guy on TikTok. Yeah. I can't find the TikTok because he had this story about, let me explain. Oh, mate, save it. It's obviously fucking gold. Save it for next week.

It's obviously fucking gold. Save it and we'll talk about it next week. Well, I've outsourced my gold to this bloke and now I can't even save it. It's obviously fucking gold. Save it for next week. It's obviously fucking gold. Save it and we'll talk about it next week. Well, I've outsourced my gold to this bloke and now I can't even find it. And on TikTok. I had my own gold fact about the talking. Trying to find something on TikTok because you're like, oh, what's his name? I don't know.

I know. What hashtags does he use? Movies? I don't know. Because like on Instagram, you know that it's going to be someone that you follow because TikTok is your for you page. It could be fucking anyone on the planet.

But sometimes you see something good, you scroll down and you're like, I can't go back, and then it's gone forever. You know when you do that and then you accidentally let you pull back down but you accidentally refresh instead of scrolling back up? Oh, the amount of times I've lost a good TikTok to that. RIP. So instead I thought I would help a tarper. Okay.

Let's call him Fabulous California. Fabulous California. The old FC. Fabulous California. Okay. Are they from California? Yeah, they're from California. Okay.

And they're fabulous. Good looking. Oh, how good looking? I'll show. Good looking. Oh. How good looking? I'll show you his Instagram. Okay. In fact, maybe I won't because, yeah, you'll. Keep the mystery alive.

No, you'll say that and you'll be finished. Oh, okay. So I moved away from my hometown seven years ago and at the time I wasn't really speaking to my sister. We didn't have the best relationship growing up. Hang on. So was this a post in our Facebook group or? No, a private message. Oh, are we allowed to share it?

Yep, yep. I've got permission as long as his name was Fabulous California and not maybe his real name. Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. Sorry about that. And he needs our help. Because he's found himself in a predicament. Oh, okay.

Oh, well, why didn't you say so? Start again. Yes. He actually said, I want the TARPers help because I don't know what to do. Oh, and TARPer is Tony Run Podcast, by the way. We didn't have the best relationship, so we didn't talk. My sister was dating a guy and, you know, they were together for a while and whatever,

and they kind of maybe saw each other at Christmas and were polite and stuff. Right, but didn't, like, catch up and go like, oh, can I borrow your hat? Weren't really a part of each other's lives. Yep. So Fabulous California. Yeah.

Sorry about that, Fabulous California. Moved back to his hometown recently. Yep. And has started to, I guess, make amends with the sister. Oh, okay. And they're becoming friends again and, you know, it's not just like a bit awkward. You know, they're both trying.

And it's on their terms. Yeah. No one's forcing them together. Yep. Feeling pretty good about it. That's great, Fabulous California. Fabulous California has been dating a guy for about five months. So I feel like that's longer than like hooked up.

Like five months is. That's getting serious. It's getting serious. That's like maybe a toothbrush at their house kind of time. That is serious. So they're sitting on the couch and Fabulous California gets a phone call from his sister. And you know how now when someone calls you and you've got their

like photo saved, it flashes up on your screen? Yep. And the boyfriend. I mean, surely everyone knows where this is going. I haven't heard this story, but I'm pretty sure we all know where it's going. Obviously the boyfriend of five months is the ex-boyfriend of the sister and fabulous California sister,

and him are only just starting to make amends, but now he's fucking her ex-boyfriend. Am I right? You are right. But what's more awkward is that, well, I get not more awkward, but when the boyfriend's like, oh, who's that? Because I don't think things ended well with the boyfriend and the sister. And because Fabulous California and his sister are only just getting back,

you know, back to know each other. He doesn't want to, like, pick sides. No, but also, like, he wouldn't have even mentioned his sister because he's like, oh, it's like we're just reconnecting. They never met. They hadn't been going to family things. So and he's like, oh, yeah, I used to. We were dating for years.

Years? Years. How many years? It just says years. Years. Okay, so we imagine two to three? Let's say two to three. Okay.

Enough time that you really get to know someone. Oh, yeah, you're like. And she and he probably hooked up with this girl and heard stories of, oh, I don't really speak to my brother. And probably heard the bat, you know, if they're not talking, there's probably for reasons, so they've probably been telling stories about each other. Well, especially if they were together for what we assume is two

to three years, you're going to say like, oh, yeah, I've got a brother, and they're like, why don't you talk? And they would have heard the sister's side of the story. Yep. And then. But then if things weren't great, then he, the boyfriend's probably got bad memories of the sister because they had a bad breakup or whatever.

Oh, that is so messy. And now Fabulous California's like, I'm trying to be all on the same team with my sister, but I'm banging her ex-boyfriend. Oh, my lanta. So. Fucking hell. Tony Felicia Lodge.

Yep. Fabulous California wants to know, does he tell the sister? Because eventually they're going to like, oh, I keep hearing you've got a partner. Come round for dinner. Oh, it's Christmas. Should we have Christmas together with our families? I think you have to. I reckon rip the bandaid off.

Because right now he's got a great opportunity to be like, hey, I've been seeing this guy for about five months. The other day when you called me, your photo flashed up. He recognised you. Turns out it's blah who you used to date. Can we talk about this? I think you have to.

You kind of have to, but it doesn't make it any less hard, does it? Oh, no, that's fucking harrowing, to use your word. Thank you for using a great word. That is, like, that is a hard one. That is harrowing. I think because, so you don't have any siblings. No. So I find, I feel like it might be a bit hard for you to think about,

but I'm putting myself in this position that, say, my sister had been sleeping with Torbs and then now I am and I'm like, oh, it's weird because we're all like. How would you feel if you found out that in a previous life Torbs and your sister were doing the hippity-dippity? I actually, I don't think it would put me off, but it would be weird. Like it would take a bit of kind of.

What if at Christmas you're back in Perth and your sister's like, oh, I'm off to get the potato salad. Could someone give me a hand top? It's like, yeah, I'll come in and grab that. You're like, fuck you. Separate rooms, guys. Stop looking at each other. The jealousy you think.

The jealousy. Oh, that's actually, I didn't even think about the jealousy. Or even just the knowing that you'd been there and had a good time. Seen each other's bits, maybe in the shower. Yep. Oh, yeah. See, that's kind of how I'm thinking about it. Like if that had have been one of my siblings, I don't think I could deal with that.

Has Torbz got any brothers? Torbz has siblings, yes. Yeah. And would that be weird if you found out that? Oh, that's actually a good way of putting it. So say I'd been hooking up with Torbs' sister and it didn't work out and then I met Torbs and then was like, oh, fuck, they're related. I think the boyfriend's probably finding it pretty fucking weird as well.

Yeah, there's no non-weird party. No. Everyone's weird here. It's an odd situation. Or is the person that's ended up doing siblings, are they kind of high-fiving each other? Or is that an immature teenage thing to even suggest? But you kind of think,

nice. Is there another one? Is there another sibling? But if anybody has any advice for Fabulous California, maybe we'll talk about it on our episode thread in our Facebook group, Tony Ryan Podcast on Facebook. Well, I'll report back to Fabulous California.

No doubt he's listening. But I think, like you said, there's an obvious answer. I think you've got to rip the band-aid off. You just don't want to. Oh, of course not. It's like any situation. Honesty is always the best policy, but is it easy? Fuck no.

Have I put on a bit of weight since the start of this podcast? No. I thought honesty was the best policy, but is it easy? Fuck no. Have I put on a bit of weight since the start of this podcast? No. I thought honesty was the best policy. I don't think so. Well, the scales would disagree. You've been going to the gym, mate. You're looking good. Thank you.

I went to the gym twice and then stopped again. Looked good for those two days. That's great, Milo. Thank you. My love to see it today is a recommendation. A new TV show on Apple TV Plus, I think it's called, Apple Plus or whatever. You've got Apple TV?

No, so I got it for free with my computer. Really? Yeah, you get like 12. Oh, you just bought a MacBook. I just bought a Mac. Yeah. Oh, must be nice. It's for work.

But, yeah, bought a MacBook. I just bought a Mac. Yeah. Oh, must be nice. It's for work. But, yeah, so is mine. I bought a new computer and I got, like, 12 months free of Apple TV Plus or whatever it's called. Let me investigate. All right. Anyway, so what have we got on there? Anyway, there's this new show called The After Party and it's got, like, Ike Barinholtz in it, Tiffany Haddish.

And, anyway, the story is that all these people go to their 15-year class reunion and then they go to an after party. A rich guy throws it and he dies and, like, every episode is, like, a different person, like, giving their statement. Oh. And it's like... Like a whodunit sort of mystery thing? Yeah, and you, like, see it through their eyes.

So, like, they say, oh, well, so I was looking beautiful and this guy came over to me and said, oh, you look gorgeous. Like, can I buy you a drink? But then he tells his side and it's like, oh, yeah, wanna fuck? So it's really funny because it's like different themes. It's really, really cool. The after party. The after party, Apple TV.

Well, now that apparently I've got Apple TV, I've got a computer. We can use my login, mate. I mean, wouldn't be the first time we've shared a password. Just didn't know if we were saying that on the show. Yeah. I mean, everyone's doing it. Everyone's doing it, mate.

Something I want to call out or something that's being called out and I'd love to see it get called out. I was going to say, mate, that's not what this is for. On LinkedIn. Yeah. This retail expert was like, I'm just going to say it. The customer is not always right. In fact, you know what?

They're actually wrong most of the time. And I thought, finally. Someone's saying it. Tell them it like it is. Yeah, they're never right. They're almost never right. Personally, as a customer, I'm never right. No.

And I can appreciate that. Tony is a customer of many places places and she's a fucking idiot. Yeah, I am. I am. And I would also just, I don't understand how people walk into a shop and go, no, that's not true. I'm like, do you know, do you work at the fucking Boost Juice? Yeah, and if you do, get behind the counter and do it yourself, sweetheart.

Yeah, stop asking the fucking questions. You know what? I'm starting a separate thread. When was the customer wrong? Give us your stories. Dob them in. Tell us. Tell you what's a fucking

shorter question. When were they right? You get no comments. So that won't work. Yeah, it's going to be a very boring post. So do it that way. Come on, they're right.

Oh, no comments. This is going off. Look at all the people not saying it. Okay, we'll see you tomorrow. To meowro. Zombieland tomorrow. Zombieland tomorrow. Zombiowland.

Thanks for listening. Thanks for listening. See you tomorrow. Watch Zombieland tonight. Please, meow. Starring Bill Meowery. Nice. Nice.

Very good. And Meow Stone. And Jesse Eisenberg. Yeah. No meows. Yeah. He's too serious. Social meow work.