Toni and Ryan - The Jizz Festival

Episode Date: May 20, 2025

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Hello, welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Tony, this is Ryan, and we never start an episode without a TAPA approval. Yeah, TAPA is a Tony and Ryan podcast-er. Now today, like spoiler alert, we're going to talk about when did you spew at work. Now Courtney's in Alberta. Courtney, do you have something to share with us? I do, yes. So I kind of had a little issue with my boss's truck. Basically what happened is we went out for my 21st birthday, as you do, So I kind of had a little issue with my boss's truck. Basically what happened is we went out for my 21st birthday as you do and yeah, had a little bit too much to drink, ended up spewing all over his truck.

He spewed like in the window, like in that little, you know, a little crack down there in the door all the way down. And was work awkward after that or was he all right? Did you quietly quit? What was the fallout? You know, I probably should have after that. That was pretty embarrassing, but you know what? I didn't.

And he was such a champ about it. He actually let me keep working there for like two years and he even gave me like a recommendation for my next job. Oh, that's good. I don't know if I'd be in the same boat if that were me. I would have given you a recommendation for your next job. Yeah, to leave. The next week.

Yeah. See ya. Thanks for coming in. Thanks though, Courtney. Courtney, will you approve today's podcast? I do, I approve today's podcast. Yay! Hey, it's Courtney from Alberta, Canada,

and I approve this podcast. Do they say hump day over here because it's hump day? I actually, I don't know. Yeah, I know you ask that every Wednesday and everyone always answers. Yeah, but I can never remember. Happy hump day, everyone. And let me start off this beautiful hump day with a regret. Oh, I'm so so sorry I think your hair looks fine. Wow. Isn't that like a conversational power move? Tony has woken up and chosen violence!

That is a power move. What's another power move you could do? Um oh don't feel very well. Oh, I think that the outfits fine Don't worry you're not that short Oh But is there context what do you just say the line I think you just say the line, okay Like if someone like how you going on? I'm alright. Oh, no, why but I think you should feel great about yourself You look so so good. Hmm. I Know this is not a power move but when people describe people as brave oh my god yeah you look great brave with those pants yeah oh my god so brave so brave I think every fat person though like when you're out in anything people are like god that's brave I'm going oh well I'm

just wearing a t-shirt. All right. Thanks for noticing that. Drop a brave for me tomorrow and say how I like it. Now, the regret is, you know, at the time, we're like, oh, this is funny. Send us your stories about when you spewed at work. Yeah. And then people go, OK. And then you read them and go, why have we done this?

Yeah. And you'd think we would have learned from every time we've been like, oh, I shit myself, it was so funny, tell us about when you've shit yourself and then we have to read hundreds of stories about people shitting themselves. I think every Tuesday afternoon, after the Tuesday confessions come out, we get more confession stories and we go,

is this the end of this segment? Can we just like... Or after you've read through them to pick like a couple of good ones, I just see you go like, you know what? Close the laptop, might just take a minute to myself. That's enough for today. Well, just the one story today about throwing up at work.

There's plenty more and I mean, we can do them. We could tap back in any time. This is a tap. I've taken, we've not put a name in because. I think that's really kind of you. Yeah. Hey, you know what brave of them to share this story brave them to share this story they're a good bitch

I think it's also because yeah of the other person's yeah okay you know you all right I was about to throw up at work and I was faced with a nightmare decision spew in the bin or sprint to the bathroom? Yep. I was the dressing room girl at Target. It's the morning after a massive messy, maybe kind of regret at night. Yeah, yeah.

Something feels off. You know, you're a bit like young and you're like, I'll just push through and then you're like, oh, it's happening, I'm gonna be sick. And it's not the booze, it's something she ate. She knows her body. That's an off air story, which is about to be an on air story.

One time we went to a jazz festival. I was with Tom Wood and Tom Fisher and someone else. It was a jazz festival. It ended as a jizz festival. We all drank heaps of red wine and fucking tequila and all sorts of shit. Like fancy things that when you're young and you go to a jazz festival, you're like, yeah, I'll drink the red wine. Yes, I love cognac. Thank you for asking.

We get back to Tom Fischer's place. We're like, well, Tom Fischer's a good guy. He's a good guy. Let's keep partying. Let's keep having a few more drinks. The next morning, this girl that stayed with us After the Giz Festival,

she throws, Ryan was headlining. Oh, I'm funny today. Tony's funny and I'm brave. The worst combination. So yeah, I was headlining actually. Starring role, some would say. She might've headlined. So she threw up the next morning

and considering we all drank heaps, we're all like, hey man, we all had a big night. Like there's nothing to fucking. And like after a big night of partying with mates and you're young. Yeah. If someone throws up, it's almost like not even, you don't even mention it. Yeah. You just go, well, obviously we're all thrown up.

And I was like, oh, fuck dude. Like, yeah, we all drank a fair bit. How are you feeling? She's like, I wasn't drinking. I think I must've eaten something. And I believe it was Tom Wood that says, I saw you eat three bottles of red wine. And she was like five foot to like Tony height

and like a lot of drinking a little person. Yeah. And you shouldn't mix your drinks. The thing is that if you've been drinking red wine all night, you shouldn't then have a white wine. your drinks. The thing is that if you've been drinking red wine all night, you shouldn't then have a white wine. Imagine how that's going to mix in your stomach. But by white wine, I mean, yeah, we got it. Yeah. We were here. Yeah. Come the Jews festival. That's what I'm going to call every time I have sex

for the rest of my life. And that's what this episode's gonna be called. So she goes I must have eaten something we all went okay and then she goes well I would know I know my own body and we went oh okay sure so quite a lot off we will say, I know my own body. Yeah. Sorry. So this good bitch is at Target and she's like, I know my own body. I'm about to fucking spew. Yeah. Option A is spew in the bin. But then because I'm at the change room, then I have to kind of like parade through

the store with a bucket full of hot regret. Oh I didn't even, I'm not even thinking about like the Venwad. Posts. Yeah, no not at all. I'm thinking like get this out of my body. Yeah. Option B is make the mad dash across the floor and targets are big. They are big. So she's like yeah I'm gonna have to get from this end of the store to the other end through the staff only section down the stairs. Fuck yeah, how out the back of Supermart, you know how out the back of Supermart, you know, it's a fucking maze out there. When I worked at Coles, it was like up two flights

of stairs to get to the locker room. Yeah. Like, so you've got it, and then the toilet is like through where all the lockers are. Yeah. So she's kind of doing the maths of like, fuck. Am I gonna, am I gonna, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I pick option B. The run. And start the mad dash across the whole store. Oh. Oh. It was COVID time, so we had to wear a face mask. And because of the antics of the night before,

I was wearing my boyfriend's face mask. Eeeh. Cause I may have spent a few hours at his place. Jizz festival. Cause I was at a Jizz Festival the night before. I was playing the skin flute at a Jizz Festival. What other instruments are on offer? The clarinet.

The saxinet. The saxophone. The trumpet. The tambourine. So what happened? I've got my boyfriend's face mask on. I start the dash, speed walking like a woman possessed. You know everyone's got that like. But halfway across the store I realise I'm not going to make it.

I vomit in my boyfriend's cloth mask. I kind of hold the bottom of it so the spew stays in and I keep running. Because even though I've spewed, like I'm not done yet. Well, and also you've still got to keep going. Yeah. Like you can't fall into a hole and just like surrender. In the middle of the fucking baby section. Yeah. I keep running. Some falls out the bottom. Most stays in the mask and there's still a little bit just like sitting in my mouth. Isn't that really upsetting? And I all I can feel is the heat. Like when you vom, it's so warm.

Yeah. Like, sorry. Yeah. I burst into the bathroom, rip the mask off and the vomit just sort of flops out of the mask in my face, just sort of onto the toilet and I just start to cry. Not just a tear or two but like full body sobbing, humiliated, horrified, embarrassed, covered in vomit. Yeah. I called my boyfriend and say, hey, can you just come down to work at Target, buy a shirt

off the rack? Yeah, and bring it to me. And bring it, I mean, out the back, you know, the spot where you usually pick me up before you take me to a cheese festival, you know where it is. As if I wasn't embarrassed enough by the whole situation I thought am I gonna admit to the boyfriend that I've spewed up in his mask she said because of everything that it just happened that felt like a step too far. Oh well I mean what are you gonna do give it back to him? I took it home, I washed it twice, gave it back to him and even though it's like been washed twice and blah blah blah bacteria it'll be fine, she knows.

The vibes are off on that. She knows and he's like wearing it. I also like obviously, oh waste, planet, oh waste planet but like I think you can throw that one to the wolves you know what I mean? Yeah. Buy another one. Buy another one. You know lots of local people were making them. Selling them for 20 bucks. Support your local grandma do you know what I mean? Yeah. Three for 20 bucks whatever. Yep. All good. I used to feel bad about it but a few weeks later he dumped me like a clearance-wracked cardigan. Oh, nah. I wish he didn't wash it at all.

Hey, it's Courtney from Alberta, Canada. You're listening to Tony and Ryan. Before we get to the champion tarpas, we're staying in an Airbnb that has a sexy outdoor shower. Yeah. Charles and I have both used it, Tony has yet to. What were you about to ask Tony? Did you wear your bathers out there or did you go peen out? Three, two, one go peen out? Three, two, one, peen out.

No. No. I've always wanted two handsome boys to scream peen out at me in an Airbnb. Yeah, OK. Why? At separate times. It's got doors.

At separate times. Oh, it's got doors? Yeah. OK. I don't think I realized it had It's got doors. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, I don't think I realized it had like a privacy flap. And so you can then see over it and you can actually see the street. Yeah. So like you can see. People walking past would see you in the shower, but it's like they'd see your shoulders and your head.

Oh, OK. Which made it really embarrassing when I was masturbating in there. Um. Hi Terry. Yeah. And you just got like a real grunt face about ya. Oh, fuck me. Terry's walking past with the dog.

You know what, I love that you said that makes me feel a lot better about the BTS video that went into Patreon over the weekend. Oh, let's not talk about that. For anybody that might wanna see see that you may join. A few of the people that have already seen it and I'm sorry okay, a few of our champion tuppers Anna Searles, good on you Anna, Nicola, Lavi Nicola, Heather Hogan, Brianna Castleman, Krista Spence, Matilda O'Li and Ryan I'm not even fucking joking

Ariana Venturini. That's the real last name. Ariana Venturini. Oh that's the real last name. Ariana Venturini. Yeah. Your sister. Yep. When I am Mike Aventurini trying to get into a nightclub, they say who's your sister and I say Ariana Grande. Yeah. Aventurini. Fuck. Yeah. They're both coffees I'm sure. Thank you very much for being part of our Patreon, we absolutely love to see it. There's loads going on over there. Ryan Bingo ticking along very nicely for anybody that might want to join. Is there been some ones recently?

Don't think there's been anything recently, but it's looking good still, I think. Is it gonna happen by the end of the year? I don't know. I want to get into that we're almost halfway chat, but like, you know. It's looking okay, I think. Are there any on there that you're thinking,

oh gee, that one might need some work or some coaxing? One that I've tried a few times. Oh, have ya? And I've gotten you close, but not quite. Yeah, you can never quite get me to the edge, can you? That is not true. Well, I'll see you in the- I'll fucking headline at your fucking juice festival.

I'll see you in the outdoor shower after this. Well, actually, speaking of the outdoor shower, we've had quite a few sexy little outings together. Hashtag wet for life. Over the little business trip that we've been on. Not business trip if you're a customs officer, obviously. But if you are the tax officer, definitely. Definitely, yeah.

So hopefully they're not mates. Yeah, we'll get to that Friday. Different countries. Different countries. Australia thinks we're business, the other country thinks we're not. Yeah. Oh, we'll get to that Friday. Different countries. Different countries. Australia thinks we're business, the other country thinks we're not. Yeah.

Oh, that's what Crocodile Dundee did and he got caught out. Oh, yeah. Should I say that story for Friday? On Friday, I'm gonna do a tax breakdown of this trip. It's a lot more exciting than it sounds. But if we do that, we can claim it on. But the guy who was Crocodile Dundee for the decades that he was like huge. Paul Hogan. Yeah he told America oh no like for tax

purposes I'm Australian and he said to Australia oh no for tax purposes I'm actually American and just didn't pay tax the whole time. Yeah and then he ended up having to pay like millions of dollars. Well we're still paying tax. We are. We are. I don't know what you're doing, but we are. That's all I'll say. But we've had a few like little days or afternoons who have gone like, oh, we could go for a swim or and we found a few like public pools through the journey. Yep.

And when we, after we've been flying and stuff, feeling a bit tired, you know, and you need a bit of a refresh. You don't even need an excuse to get wet for life, sweetheart. No, you really You don't even need an excuse to get wet for life, sweetheart. You really you do not need an excuse to get wet for life. But I did need a bit of an excuse to get a massage, I think, because I thought I've been flying, whatever. Yeah, I get it.

But I googled to find like a massage place near like where we were staying and we were all down having breakfast. And I was like, oh, I might go get a massage. Can I interest anyone? Ryan, you were like, oh, no, I'm not really bothered. Charles was like, oh, I'd be keen if there's a place around here. I ended up finding this place and it wasn't just a massage place, but it was a Russian bathhouse. Yeah. And I said, oh, they've got a pool, a sauna, a cold plunge, and they do massages and stuff. Can I tempt you guys?

It was a unanimous yes. Like it was, all of us were like, fuck, I would love to go stretch out in the pool. Now, unreal. When just the headline of like, I've found a Turkish bath house, it's in the finance district in New York city. What were our mental, like what,

what was the picture we were all painting? And then I would like to contrast it to what we walked into. Yeah. Um, I, I was thinking it was going to be pretty bougie. Yeah. Because yeah, financial district, um. Even bath house just gives you that kind of like, ooh.

Yeah, like exclusive kind of energy. Also because of where it was, I was like, Oh, yeah, like exclusive kind of energy. Also because of where it was, I was like, yeah, it's expensive. It's obviously gonna be pretty nice. And foreshadowing all I can say is thank God you guys decided to come with me. Oh, because you couldn't let a lady go in there by herself decided to come with me. Oh, no. Because if I'd gone... You couldn't let a lady go in there by herself.

You would never see her again. If I'd gone by myself, I would have fucking vetoed right the fuck out of there. I'd reckon you would have walked in and just gone, no. 100%. No way would I have stayed if you guys didn't come with me. Yeah, okay. And that's fair. Because it was like, it was clean.

Like it's not that it wasn't clean, but it was not. Like it was dingy. That like there's like bits of plastic bag over the roof where like obviously had a hole in it. And I thought yeah just put a bag on it and go okay. And then there was like Do we figure out if it was it felt like it was either under or next to where the subway went past because you could feel the trains. Like literally shook the whole, like the water would move when the train came and stuff. But so because we were all, oh and we walked in there and they took our phones and wallets off us,

they go, oh well who's paying? And we were like, oh well I don't know. Like and they were like, oh well we'll take your wallets and then when when you want to leave, you can't leave without paying. We were like, oh my god, OK. Anyway, so we kind of, we get in there and we're like, all right. They say, you've got to go have a steam before. And when we walked in there, the woman who was working on the reception, terrifying. Like, just really no nonsense. I'm not a person that fucks with people

but I would not fuck with her yeah million years she was just super severe super like straight up and down and super Russian which we've all seen enough movies to know that Russians are always the bad guys but I don't think she was a bad guy we've been incepted to hear the accent and gone, well, she obviously like what's going on here. And I will say as well, I think that for all three of us, especially me, my guard was up as soon as we walked in because I was like, I don't feel, I'm out of my comfort zone.

This is like not where I would usually find myself. I, we go down. Is it not? I'm just, at least, so then we go down there and we got to go to the locker room. You two are fucking fine. Cause you can go together. I had to go by myself and I couldn't get,

figure out how the locker worked. And then this woman called me stupid in Turkish. You don't know that? I'm pretty sure. Get out Duolingo or what did she say? We'll put it into Google translate. What? We'll do a leap and oh, do you reckon?

Anyway. What did I say? No, you said Duolingo. I was doing a joke. She probably would know. So fuck you. And so we get in there and this woman's like, oh, we can do, she can't do a massage.

And I said, well, we'd both like one. And she said, well, can you go one after the other? We can't do it at the same time. And I was like, yeah, we're not a couple. We want like. To be fair, I don't think that a couple's massages at this place. Well, but she said.

I think she was implying, she was like, oh, Tony will have the left hand and Charles will do the right. Oh. Like we just like, we can't do them together. I think that's what she thought you were asking. Oh. So she's just going to stand in between you guys and like...

Give us half each. Yeah. Oh, no. Well, I thought that it was like... The snow skier they call that. I thought it was like, could we go together? And I was like, no, no, no. Like one then the other is fine.

And she goes, oh, she can do you one after the other. Can you come back at whatever time? And I was like, yep. We went down, we had a steam. There was a lot of men, not wearing a lot and eating like hot stroganoff in the pool. Okay. So the one thing you probably don't assume when you hear of a place with saunas and steam rooms and baths is that there's a restaurant in the middle of it underground. Underground. Think about the humidity in the air at a place like this. And think about all the ball sacks that you can smell.

Yeah. Do you know what I mean? And then think about in that environment ordering a stroganoff. It was just the stroganoff. And so you can smell the stroganoff while you're in the sauna. I didn't hate that. It's very confusing. Okay I said this to Charles I think you'd gone into the massage or whatever. Yeah. And so would it be possible considering all the humidity and the sweat and dankness in the air. Yeah. To eat something

that's crispy in that restaurant? No. Because wouldn't everything you eat just be damp? Damp! Yeah. Imagine eating something crispy in there. If I ate potato crisps, they would feel like our old hash brown. You know, because it would just be soft and floppy. Taking on a lot of water.

And the c*** that all are stroganoff and a shot of vodka. Yeah, oh yeah. And they're all like... It was just so... They're all 75 year old men, hairy as f***. Sitting there in little Speedos eating stroganoff and drinking vodka. And you go, what did I choose? I didn't realise this morning that this is where I'd spend my afternoon.

And like, I mean, it was kind of good for my self-esteem though, because a lot of the old hairy men were like, hello to me. Yeah. And I thought, you like look at me in this one piece. They did. I knew it. Anyway. I talked about the Estonian that came up to me, right?

No. He goes, what's happening, man? And I go, oh, same old. And he goes, it's always the same except the weather, huh? Well, what do you say to that? Hot. That's kind of a hot saying though. Yeah, and I went, yeah. Yeah, it's like when someone says it is what it is,

and you go, well, it never is what it is. It never is what it's not. Yeah, anyway, so like we said, it's fucking dingy. I go back up to the thing for my massage, and then she goes, yep, just like wait up there. And I go, okay. And there's all these old, so Charles has had a massage. We haven't really debriefed about this,

but there's all these old dudes moving rubble around, like an arguing and stuff where the like massage spot was. So like I go up there and there is no sign of the woman that she mentioned. Right. And so I'm kind of like, um, is one of these guys just going to like rinse his fucking hands off and start rubbing me back? Like what's like, what's going to happen here? Even though he's not the massage guy, he would.

He would have to. He liked my look at me. What's gonna happen here? Even though he's not the massage guy, he would. He would have to, he liked my, look at me in my crocs. Anyway, and then I'm just in a really foreign environment. I'm feeling very on edge and needed the fucking massage more than ever. Anyway, the woman comes back, the woman from the front desk, she kinda comes back up and I was like, oh.

Is the- Am I in the right spot? Yeah, like is she coming because it had been like 15 minutes I was like, is she is she coming and she goes hey Ha ha and I was like, oh Is she coming You know how I organized that massage and you told me to come up here I've paid all that money did that fucking send you and? And I was yeah I was like is she coming? She goes who? And I was like oh you mentioned like it was a woman doing the massage. She goes what you don't like boys?

Looks me up and down she's like lesbian? Yeah. Said those words. She said that. Yeah, she goes, lesbian. And I was like, oh. No, I actually love going to jizz festivals to be honest with you sweetheart. So. I was like, nah, did you see those two guys? I walked in with their double teaming me. I'm on your side. I just want to know what's going on. I know Russia doesn't fuck with their momos.

Neither. But like, the way that she went like, lesbian, and just walked off, I didn't even get a chance to, I was like. Hang on, so where is the chick, is she still? So then, about five minutes later, this woman comes up, right, and she goes, I'm doing the massage.

And I went, oh, okay. She'd been in the sauna. Because I saw her and she comes up, she's got her hair in a towel and stuff. She's in her swimmers? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, she does the massage in her swimming suit. I don't know why that doesn't feel right. And what were you wearing during the massage?

Nothing, cause I only had my bathers on and I obviously had to take them off. So you... I'm naked. This Australian lesbian... Oh! Funny you should mention that I'm Australian. I lay down, she goes, where are you from? I said, I'm from Australia. We talk for a bit, she tells me that she's just been to Taronga Zoo.

She loves koalas, right? Loves them. She's fucking... She's horny as fuck for koalas. She fucking loves them. She goes kangaroos, though, a bit scary. I go, am I right? Yeah. We're talking for about 10 minutes. Then she goes, oh, your English is very good for an Australian. And I went, oh, what?

Yeah. And she goes, she goes, yeah, your English is actually really good, like considering that you're from Australia. And I was like, hey, thanks. Not bad for an Australian lesbian. That's what I'll say. All those bloody Aussie lesbians really can speak the Queensland English. Fucking hell.

Yeah, so not bad. Did she think Austrian? Who knows? But she can't have because she'd been talking about the koalas. Yep. So, all the context clues tell me that she just thinks Australians are stupid and can't speak English. Oh, and like four people walked in during my massage.

Of course they did. Yeah. And they saw your Queen's vinglish and just laying their ass up. Yeah. Yeah. Was it a good massage? It was actually very good. I was too scared though to tell her it was a bit too hard so I got pretty bruised. That's okay. Yeah. That's okay. Yeah, no that's fair. It's just all part of the experience. That is fair. Fuck. I couldn't think of the English word for less please because as you know it's my second language. Yeah how do you say a bit softer sweetheart in English?

Yeah I don't know. Fuck. Yeah. That is great and what a great time was that. We actually all despite all this all had a great time. I had a great time. Was that true? It was but I also went naked into the massage because I was wearing like my swimmer shorts

And then I had like underwear underneath. But they were wet! But she said just take everything off and I was like including underwear and she said yes Charles, Charles, Charles I gotta ask you. How much extra did you pay? What did you get for it? Charles. I hope you did not put that on the work card. That's all I was saying. We're talking about what did you claim on tax on Friday? I hope you did not put that on the work card. That's all I'll say. We're talking about what did you claim on tax on Friday? And I'm pretty sure hand shandies on a work trip don't count. I really love to see it.

We need to do it quickly. So I'm about to shoot myself. It comes through the itemizers. It's like the day pass, the massage, my massage, then Charles' section of $15 on the bottom. Massage in brackets, extra. Yeah. Tony massage, $40.

Charles' massage, $300. Oh, they're pretty similar time, though. Yeah, yeah, I thought that you just had the hour. An hour and two minutes for Charles. Sorry, redacted. My love to see it, besides all of this. An hour and two minutes for Charles. Sorry, redacted. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Pfft. My love to see it, besides all of this.

And I've really missed out on the massage it seems. No, it's okay, because you guys got your ding-dongs out in the outdoor shower. So I think it's okay. My love to see it is that Perth, Tony's Homeland, Western Australia, they're getting their own NRL rugby team. That's cool. Rugby league. In 20, not next year, the year after, there'll be a teamRL rugby team. That's cool. Rugby league.

In 20, not next year, the year after, there'll be a team in Perth. That's cool. What are they going to be called? Oh, here we go. Sorry. They're, it's the Perth Bears. Sure.

But there's an issue because there's already an association called the Perth Bears. What's that? It is a club where- Oh, like gays! Where gays who are big boys with hairy chests. Yes!

You'd know. I would, I'm aspiring to be a bear. Yeah. I was said I was too heavy to be an otter. So bear is sort of my, I guess, destination. So anyway, they exist, they've got a membership, they do events and stuff. And they already own PerthBears.com.au.

Like, all this shit, right? Yeah, the Instagram. So, and hysterically, so the Perth Bear's gonna play at HBF Stadium. Yep. The Perth Bears Association coincidence chat is like registered at the pub next door. So anyway, there's a lot of people that have just googled Perf Bears because they're

like yep, amazing, inaugural Perf team let's sign up and support the crew and so do you want to watch it this little video? Yeah. I'll DM you on Instagram because basically the big hairy boys, Perth Bears, have had an influx in memberships. Yeah, and people are like, oh God. This is a great mix up, I love this story. The rugby league club going to WA is called the Perth Bears,

but there is a gay social club in WA called Bears Perth, and they're saying, hey, we don't want any mix ups. we are not associated with the newly announced NRL club called the Perth Bears please do not sign up for membership here if you're trying to join the rugby league club. Kingsley Dawes is the president of Bears Perth. Hello Ben how you going mate? I don't know mate I don't know whether you're joking or whether you're serious, but I just love it. It's been weird because we got like 15 or 20 membership applicants from our estate, which we hardly ever get stuff from our estate, right?

So we got all these memberships and then we have to call them up and say, you do realise we are not the rugby club. Our clubhouse is next door to HBF Park. So if you wanted to to you could go and watch the Perth Bears and then you could drop into the Bears Perth on the way home. Unless you are happy to have visitors, you know, we welcome everybody. You've got another ad online for the Bears Big Pool Party. Imagine getting some of the Rugby League players to drop in for a dip. Well, yes, feel free to give any of them my phone number. I can move to the short side.

Oh, they showed the sign for the Bears Big Dip and the guy on the front of that sign, you wouldn't mind having a dip, wouldn't you? More than a dip, yeah. Jesus Christ. That is hilarious. So, shout out to the Perth Bears. I will be joining up to both the rugby league team and the team of bears. Yeah, and you've gotta do both.

Yeah, yeah. I've really loved to see it here from Sierra, whose message on Patreon said, "'Hi Tony and Ryan, I wanted to reach out and tell you both that I started the fucking blog.'" Fuck yeah. Very cool. "'I've always been a creative person,

but never really wanted to share anything I've made or written, felt a bit embarrassed, or, you know, oh, maybe it's not good enough, or I don't want people to know that I'm trying, whatever. I've gone through and listened to all the EPs of the Tony and Ryan podcast now, and I got so inspired by all the blog starters that I wanted to do it too.

So every time somebody sends through you love to see it that we read, that's like I started the fucking blog. Sierra's heard all of those and gone you know what I want to join the league of tarpers that have started the fucking blog. Yep. Sierra says I make jewellery and little trinkets and I'm doing my first farmers market on Saturday. Fuck yeah. Thank you for being such a fantastic brain break that we all need and love. I've asked Sierra for an update on how the market went, so I'll let you guys know. Please.

But isn't that so awesome? That is stunning. Yeah. I'll tell you what's also stunning, the word trinket. Yes. I don't know, it just scratches my brain the right way. Yeah, I think it's just, do you know what I like about the word trinket?

It could be anything. Yeah. The possibilities are endless on a trinket Mmm. I was gonna could I describe you as the little my little trinket? Yeah Tony trinket lodge. Yeah, you're my little trinket. That's really cute Tomorrow on the show Wow big news Isn't there oh sure. Yeah. Yeah. It's normal or nah? Normal or nah? Yep.

And, um. Nope, and it's normal or nah? That's all we're talking. Okay, okay. We're just doing a short one tomorrow. Yep, just a quick little three minute episode. No news, nothing's happened, nothing we need to debrief.

Great. All is well in the world. And nothing that's brought us closer. That is, that is true. We are. Nothing will bring you close like this. Very close. Yeah.

Very close. Yeah. All right. Love you. Love you. Bye. Talk to you tomorrow.