Toni and Ryan - The Local Council vs Ryan Jon Dunn

Episode Date: March 5, 2025

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. Now we're calling Macala. They've just messaged and said, I'm free to chat. I've now finished at court. Yep. I don't know what to think of that. Well, we don't know if they were in court or if they were in court. Yeah. Yeah.

Macala might be Judge Judy. Quick, get Judge Judy on the phone. Judy oh quick get judge Judy on the phone Hello Hello Makala how are you? Oh my gosh I'm so excited Now we're excited as well but we just needed to know like are you like and to quote the great philosopher Madame Tony Lodge are you in court or are you like in court? philosopher, madam, Tony Lodge, are you in court or are you like in court? Oh, I was in court.

I don't know which one means which. I'm going to be very honest with everybody. Put my hand up and say, I don't know which one means which. We understood the question but we didn't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Oh yeah. I was in front of the judge and one of my clients needed a UA right away and

I said I'm so sorry Tony and Ryan, you're gonna have to wait. And you know what, yeah, we can wait and that's actually fine. Hey, we approve of your profession in court. Will you approve our podcast today? Absolutely, I approve this podcast. And if you don't mind staying on the line, I've got a couple of questions. Do you represent people with parking tickets? This is Makala from Washington and I approve this podcast.

Good news and bad news today. Oh no. The bad news is that Charles and Sophie are fighting because they feel like they're both in the firing line and they're pushing a microphone between each other saying, I don't want to talk, you talk. Why are they in the firing line? Oh, there's just a bit of energy in the room today, isn't there? What's that? Is something going to happen? No. There is a firing line involved? No.

I think we were just talking about people getting revved up in Facebook groups and everyone's just a bit on edge. Oh yeah. Is that fair to say? We've started antsy here. No, that's fair. And this isn't going to help. Great. But later today, I've received a letter, a sternly written letter. A letter feels vintage. Yeah, but when you, this is like also, but not a good one. Oh. Yeah.

Like formal correspondence. Oh, I like that. Yeah. Yeah. So we're right to be on our toes. Okay. No more honor. Okay.

Is that thing, do we not, Are you? Where are we at? I'm fine. I just don't know what's going on. Oh, I can't hold your hand like that. I really fucking stabbed myself in your ring. I was playing with Pippa last night actually. And we, she's got like one toy. That's her fun toy. Like if she brings that over, she like wants to like wrestle and play. And I had it in my hand and she and because we kind of like tug of war with it and I almost fucking took both of her eyes out at the same time. Like she pulled in the u-

Yeah so I had to turn it around and do it like I was fighting in the street. You gotta turn that knuckle duster off. Yeah. Yeah. Because I just I'm not really aware of my own strength yet. Because it's so new so I'm like not really sure. Yeah. Yeah.

That is a knuckle duster though. It actually yeah because these bits aren't sharp but these bits like if you Cause it's so new, so I'm like not really sure. Yeah. Yeah. That is a knuckle duster though. It actually, yeah. Cause these bits aren't sharp, but these bits, like if you poke that bit, that bit's quite sharp. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, that would cut a dog.

Which I think it's, yeah, so I have to be careful. I think it will like soften up as I wear it and stuff, but like, is that how it works? I don't actually know. No, I don't think so actually. Yeah. It's a metal yes sure. Also um giving knuckles to like little kids you know they learn like a little trick. Oh yeah yeah yeah

oh be careful yeah totally. You could cut Mabel's hand off at the wrist. Luckily I'm right-handed so I would probably normally. When you're snapping people. Yeah my fucking right hook. Let's do Yeah, my fucking right hook. Let's do normal on up. Beautiful. Garrett. Hi, Garrett. I'm too lazy to use a knife. So I just use my teeth to cut fruits, veggies, chop up

salads. The word he's looking for is bite. Yeah. Garrett says you have to get the knife out. You have to wash it. You need to put it away again. Who's got the time when you can kind of just rip at it to like chop it up? You know like you've got a mushroom you want to like slice up and put in the salad and

he'd... Garrett said is this normal or nah? Well nah. Surely we're at a point where we know that that's nah. That's nah baiting's nah-baiting. Have you ever tried that though? No, absolutely. Like when my mind went to,

just then when you were saying that was like, oh, if I can't be bothered cutting up a carrot or an apple, I just eat it. I'm like, well, yeah. Yeah. You know, but I would never like chew up an onion and then spit it into a frying pan. Oh, yeah, I hate onions. That sentence has given me the heebie-jeebies.

But even like when you chop up an onion and it like gives you the tears and like the burning in your eye and stuff, like I just, anyway, yeah. I don't know if it's a lazy parent thing, but I have, if there's like a strawberry and it's like, am I going to get a knife out to just cut the strawberry in half? Yeah. But I have, if there's like a strawberry and it's like, am I gonna get a knife out to just cut the strawberry in half? Or am I just gonna like, hawk at it and put it back on the plate? Have you ever tried that, Soph?

Yeah, yeah. And when they're really little, like the whole grapes, you don't give them a whole grape, cut it in half. Yeah, I just eat teeth for that. Yeah, I think maybe the in half is different to... Chopping up. Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, yeah. Because I'm imagining then you like baby birding

the rest of it. Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha fucking origami and there's like a million bits. Yeah. Yep. Is that origami? When you said origami, I thought you were going to spit out a mushroom crane. Maybe you would. Yeah. Sell that to a construction site, make a bit of money on the site. I don't think you know what crane means in this circumstance.

It was like a joke. Oh, I don't know. I'm in between getting jokes at the moment, so. Yeah, I can tell. Yeah. at the moment so yeah I can tell yeah oh Tash McGee is anyone really named McGee yeah I was gonna say is anyone really called McGee? Like Tits McGee yeah yeah and Bodie oh no that McBodiedface I was like Bodie McGee? No that's not what it was.

Do you know what someone reminded me of the other day was when we called, before Mabel was born and we called her Daughter McDaughter Face? Oh yeah. That was until I blurted out her name in a restaurant. And even after that on the pod, we still pretended we didn't know what it was. Was it Daughter McDaughter Face or Baby McBaby Face? Wasn't it Daughter McDaughter Face? I believe Daughter McDaughter Face.

Okay. I'm sure someone will. Yeah, someone will be able to fact check that. Someone will correct me. Yeah. Another one for today. Oh you need to fucking get it together. It's a little outburst. I'm slashing out. Get it together. I can't get it together because the next sentence I have to read has the word McGee in it. Tash McGee, no relation to Tits McGee. We don't know. Normal or nah. Does anyone have a shared community family stick

of roll on deodorant? This person, so Tash McGee is kind of saying like, oh, I know someone. I know someone in the mirror. They're sick of constantly having to buy different sorts of deodorant. It's such a hassle. It's easy just to have one communal one

and we top that up when it's empty. Well, nah. I think that like, oh, we shared toothpaste, you know? Because you're not rubbing the toothpaste fucking. Into your armpit. Yeah. You know, I would not share a roll-on deodorant with like. With your fiance?

No, well, I mean, we also both want different things out of a deodorant. Like he's not very sweaty, but I get pretty sweaty so I need like, I normally use one of those like Rexona clinical protection ones that I just don't have to worry. And because I don't really like smells. Oh, so it's like a non scented sort of, yeah. It's like just a plain one, but he uses old spice. Does he? Oh, he would too.

Like the- Oh, that is nice. Do you like that? I do. It's like a, I know it's not maybe sandalwood, but how good's the word sandalwood? Well, it's like cinnamon. So it's like spice seed, which is where the spice comes from. Gotcha. So he just like, I just love his smell. Like... Just a little cinnamon donut coming home each day.

Yeah, but he has always used that. So I'm like really used to that. But like I smelled somebody the other day, I was in public and someone had obviously just applied a spray on deodorant and I was like, just smells so strongly of that time in your life when you're using spray on deodorant. I walked into a service station, it was a Saturday night, maybe eight o'clock and there was a couple of youths hanging out. On their way to a party or something, yeah. And the smell of Lynx Africa. And I went, ho, someone's getting fingered tonight.

Yeah, and you're like, could it be me? Yeah. Yeah, and I was like, oh, to be young again. Oh, so true. I wonder if they share the whole can, like the group of boys, and like, well, let's leave the camp, we don't want to take the camp with us, so let's use it all up.

But like, do you remember like, I remember being on the bus and the boys at the back would be like spraying deodorant on the bus. Like no wonder there's a fucking hole in the ozone layer. Do you know what I mean? Like it's so fucked up. The only place worse, it's like the age, maybe let's say grade four, when boys are like finally allowed to have their own deodorant and they get to school camp and it's like, we all need to prove that we've got deodorant. That we're old enough to have deodorant. Yeah.

And so you get into school camp, everyone get your bunk and blah, blah, blah. And then everyone's just hosing the place down. Yeah. Because do you remember what I said to you about like my nephew went on a school camp and they were allowed to take deodorant and he was so excited. It's a huge moment in a boy's life. Yeah and I actually I love it whereas I had to obviously take the used mum deodorant that my mum gave me was half full. Mum dry. She's dry now. Burned to a crisp. Sorry.

She cremated? Nah, just left in the sun. Yeah, just left her out. No one had a car big enough. I just had my Yaris at the time, so you know what? We couldn't afford a hearse, but Tony has a Yaris, so just fold her up a bit. That's fucked. That is fucked. That is fucked.

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talking about my ring from the other side do you call tobs your I've heard that and I'm just not gonna respond fine That's fine. Do you call Tobbs your fiancee? Because I like pre-husband. Pre-husband? Yeah, because fiancee sounds weird in French. Fiancee just sounds really fancy. That's what I mean. I don't really like it.

So you could be Tobbs' pre-wife. I've just- That sounds like pre-cum. Yeah, if you- now that you've said it. Yeah. I mean, I didn't think that until then. Oh, no, I was, now that you've said it, I mean, I didn't think that until then. No, I was just thinking.

In my phone, Bridget was Bridget prewife until we got married and now she's Bridget McWife. So are you going to look into the prewife area? Do you like being a fiance? Everybody's been saying fiance, but I don't think it really suits me or us. Is that just because it's new though? Is it just because you're not used to it? Maybe, just because it's new. Because when you say boyfriend, it's like...

Yeah, and I've been saying boyfriend for... Since year five. Well, with Torbz, what I was going to say is like, you know, 11 years. Yeah. So I just feel like fiance fiance all of a sudden feels like You need to ease in. Too fancy. Maybe pre-husband then.

Pre-husband, yeah, I don't hate pre-husband. You know what you'll never catch me dead fucking saying? Hubby. If I say hubby, you actually have permission to snap my glasses and shove them up my ass. Have we got that on tape? Because I will never, for as long as I live, say hubby. Okay, first of all, agree. Obviously I'm saying it right now to explain it,

and like I would say it to make fun of someone in a Facebook group, but I would never say it and be like, oh hubby and I are off to fucking Switzerland. You're not banning the word, you're banning you using its word non-ironically. Not ironically, yeah. First of all, hard agree. It's a weird word, it's strange, I don't get it or like it. However, for you to sit here, year four into 50 years of Tony and Ryan and say, I will shove these glasses up my asshole is-

No, I will. No, I think she said that you can... You can snap my glasses and shove them up my ass. Just to get the facts straight. Thank you. Thank you. So glad you're here today, Sophie. We really miss you when you're not here. Yeah, bad stuff happens with toenails when you're not here. So with... I... Okay, no, you just take a second. I kind of feel like the snapping glasses and shoving them, that sounds kind of fun. So you're gonna bait me into saying hubby. And hey, I'm playing the long game.

Yeah. Like I said, we got to five days a week for the rest of our lives. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Until we wheel it back in. Yeah. Because we are real time. I don't think it's going to be five days a week for 50 years.

For as long as we go. Yeah. For as many episodes we choose to do per week. Which isn't locked in. You only slip up once. You know what I mean? No. Because I would never say never.

No, but this is what I'm saying is that I'm so sure that if I even get to that point, I deserve it. But we also got, yes Charles, we got that. Question, if this was to happen, do we then get another tier on Patreon to be able to see it? Yes. Okay, so just check.

Could we do? Great question. Two birds, one stone, is it just the champion livestream for that week? I was gonna say, I feel like it's a tarpathon. If we're talking about reeling things back. How long would it take for me to break the glasses? And then how, is it just like one shove?

Or is it like shoving like. Okay, so what I, this is where I picture it. Because it's 50 hours too much. Because if you snapped them across the nose bit. When you put them in, you're gonna have to go, uh, uh. Oh, shelf it. Well, you're gonna have to go, shelf it well you have to gonna go up Yeah, because they're like gonna be like an L show I would have snapped your glasses like this show me

I would have gone here here and just crack. Oh, so four little tiny bits. It would probably be yeah many Yeah, God, it's gonna be sharp. Yeah, I'm gonna have to get a doctor involved. Yeah, I Actually just got my eyes tested the other day and now, and they tightened these up for me. So now they don't like fall off my face as much. That looks good. You do look good. Thanks.

It's the same glasses, they're just tighter. I did get some new sunglasses though. They haven't arrived yet. So everybody wait for that. And we will. Yeah. Yeah. Massive shout out to a few of our champion tarpers who will get to see all that action. Kate Ryan, good on you, Kate.

Thanks, Kate. Kel Prince, love you, Kel. Kel Sik. Bonnie Rose. We're going to Bonnie Rose. Kirstie Mulvey, good on you, Kirst. Edna Dinwiddie, love that name. Dinwiddie.

Dinwiddie. Yep. Charlotte Dutton. Love you so much. Any relation to Anthony Albanese? That's funny. Thank you. That's local chat. Australian politics. Question. Question. Because they were in podcasting world, there was like a lot of like the American election was the podcast election and everyone liked Trump because he went on more podcasts. Sure. With the Australian election coming up, how many politicians are we gonna have on our show?

Mm, well, I was thinking one, two, three, zero. Correct. Yeah. This is a brain break. Brain break. So are they sometimes, aren't they? They're having a brain break. Yeah, they've been on a brain break. Edgy, edgy comedy.

They've been on a brain break for the last 40 years. You're bloody telling me. Yeah. I get it. I get political comedy. I watch SNL. I get it. I get it.

She gets it. So what's this formal correspondence? And can I please jerk you off for using that term? Which of those should I answer first because the answer to the second one is yes. Well do you want me to jerk you off while you're telling the story or do you want me to jerk you off later? Nah it's more serious than that. The jerking off? No yeah.

If you're jerking me off. Is jerking off a hand job? Yeah. What did you think it was? Can I jerk you off with my mouth? Would that be then like, Merc you off? Oh no.

I mean, no one's saying no to that. Yes, so true. And I appreciate that. Thank you so much. Question though, when you jerk me off in your mouth. Oh, that fucking ring. Sorry, that actually, that did hurt. When you jerk me off with your mouth,

can I be wearing Lynx Africa? I was going to insist. I won't do it unless you're wearing that, Deodran. I really want to have an asthma attack while I'm jerking you off with my mouth. That'd be a great time. OK. I've got a letter from the Nilinbit Council.

That's the one for work, isn't it? No, that's my home. Your home. Shout out, by the way, to the Nilinbit Council. They do some great fucking work, there's **** down there, don't they? Beat that. Sorry.

This is from, now we've done a lot of bin chat in our time, this is from the waste and recycling team. Is this formal correspondence about our bin chat? This is from, now we've done a lot of bin chat in our time. This is from the waste and recycling team. Is this formal correspondence about our bin chat? This is bin chat. Are they finally confirming that it is just one bin person that does all of Melbourne on different days? They have not confirmed that. Conspiracy, I've blown that wide open.

Now this has my address on it. So it's not like they've just let a box, like it's got my address. So it's like, dear at address. Dear Ryan. Yep's got my address so it's like dear at address dear Ryan Yeah, you don't have to beat that privacy It's actually living in witness protection. Yeah, never say my real name. Too much links Africa No, that's how they found me I went to this. Imagine if you went dear at one, two, five, six, like.

Once I got sent to a small town just outside of Warrnambool on witness protection and then someone at the local Warrnambool store went, Link's out, is that Ryan John? That's Ryan John. Found him. I recognized that guy anyway. And then he called the bot and I was like, fuck dude, I was trying to hide from them.

Yeah, I was trying to be undercover. There's a lot, yeah. Okay, bin dude, I was trying to write to them. Yeah, I was trying to be undercover. There's a lot to, yeah. Okay. Bin chat, bin chat. Formal bin chat. Dear? Hmm? Yeah, beep. At?

Beep. But what I'm getting at is that it's personalized to me and my address. It's not just like a- Like a letterbox drop or like a flyer. Yeah. On the 19th of February 2025 you placed incorrect items in to your recycling bin. Incorrect items such as here, garbage and or plastics were in the recycling bin like not the

the actual one. Oh my god this is the most passive aggressive thing. Please turn over for information on what can and can't, what did you call me? Go in your recycling bin. And on the back, it's got like a paper and cardboard. To help improve recycling, waste collection trucks identify incorrect items. Do they?

Make our fucking bins bigger! Sorry! Sorry! But if you don't want us to fuck around, then don't fuck us around. That's my official word on that. I agree. Give us a bigger fucking bin.

Yeah. Oh, the Nilambic count. What did I say before? The Nilambic. Nilambic. Nilambic. Nilambic. Nilambic.

Sorry, no, take that back. Reduct that. Putting the right things in the right bin is good for the environment and our community. When recycling is contaminated, it makes it hard to sort and turn into new products. Oh, sorry. I do care about the environment.

Yeah, do you? I just, this is making me- Tony's voting for the Greens in the upcoming election. This is making me- The environment. I think, do you know what it is? I think this is just making me really defensive on your behalf.

Yeah. Because I'm like, they're really atting? I think this is just making me really defensive on your behalf. Yeah. Because I'm like, they're really atting you. Is this okay question? Yeah, no, so I think we're gonna have the same questions but go on. Okay, I don't think we will. Let me stop you right there. Let me stop you right there.

Actually, you know how you go first, but we'll see how we go. Them saying, we can identify what you put in your bin. No, you can't. Is this a, what are you calling me? Is this a little bit like the, there's dye in the swimming pool if you piss in it. I put sugar in the pool and if you pee it'll go purple.

Like, cause that is obviously a fucking lie. Are they just sending this to everybody like hoping for the best? And that's why I've brought this to the podcast today. Cause I want to know if everyone else in Nilandbik also randomly on February 19th, Because I want to know if everyone else in Nylambic also randomly on February 19th Also, maybe put because how do they know it's from me? No, there's a whole fucking truck and they just lob the shit into the back of the truck and they go

Oh, no, it was this specific house. It was Ryan But as I heard I have heard recently and I didn't know this was true Oh, I I Charles recently and I didn't know this was true. I.I. Charles is going to fucking knowledge us up. No, I've heard recently there's now been cameras installed in these trucks and they go to like a database of like location so they can work out. I didn't think this was true, though, because I was like, how would you know? That's actually a breach of my privacy and I don't agree to that. As a public figure, I actually.

You want to say as a citizen and then accidentally call yourself a celebrity or are you saying as like a... Both. I have a right to my privacy. Now okay, do you know what? I've really actually gotten on your side when I should have judged you and been like, I would never put the wrong thing in the bin. Well here's the thing. I've fucked myself here.

We in under the sink, like when we have our bin, we've got the recycling and the trash like separate. So we're like, obviously the one goes in one and one goes in the other. So I am not, I'm not saying I've never ever not been perfect, but I saw this and it wasn't like I've been busted. I was like, oh, I must've when like I was genuinely have when like I was genuinely like I've obviously thrown the wrong bag into the wrong bin Well, maybe one part of something got in but I was like, I'm not a I'm not loose and fast and loose with the bins

I'm fucking on point. But then here's where they They backtrack on their power play Because I reckon they've gone we've come in too strong here. We understand that the incorrect items may have been placed in your recycling bin by someone else. If you're going to accuse me of some bullshit, at least have the gall to stick with it. Stick by it.

So they're saying like, Oh, like, you know, someone could have walked past and put the wrong thing in your bin and like, Oh, fucking girl pair. You're going to make accusations in this town. Yeah. You back them up. You should the king. You do not miss. What's the saying? Oh, there's a saying about that. You should. I don't know. But I get, I get it. For more information, go to nilandvic.vic.gov.au slash waste. Thank you for your support. Don't thank me, I don't support you at all.

See, this is the thing, this just makes me defensive. I think someone there has been reading the Nudge Theory book from Consumer Behavior that I did in my MBA. If I'm at, probably, that one's flying off the shelves. Yep. Keep these items out of your recycling bin. Food and liquid. Classic. Food and garden waste. Sure. Batteries and electronics. Obviously. Soft plastics and soft plastic bags. I think that's getting people. Bagged recycling. That one as well.

Because you're supposed to just tip it in loose. Yeah, I'll tip it in loosely. Yeah? Bags of rubbish, obviously. Yeah. Like, obviously, no, I can't put a bag of rubbish in my recycling bin. Can someone from the Shire of Nillambic let me know if they also got a letter? Because I suspect they've sent this to every single person and it's just a big ruse to get everyone to lift their game. The fact that they're naming a specific time and date

where I personally did this, I'm like, I don't know if you've got the technology. Yeah, is that a scare tactic like the public pool? That's what I mean. I think that feels like that. Let us know. I really hope that they've sent this to a lot of people. Otherwise, it's disgusting

that you don't care about the environment. Wow. The Nillenbeek Council are the only ones because it's disgusting that you don't care about the environment. Wow. The Nilinby Council are the only ones that are doing a YouTube today. Wow. OK. Because I love the environment. Yep. And you've always have.

Rinse all my cans. You know what I mean? So big deal. Big deal. What do you love to see besides that Tony? What do you love to see from Willow? They sent through this on Patreon. Willow says, I have you love to see it that. Tell me what you love to see from Willow. They sent through this on Patreon. Willow says, I have you love to see it to share.

I'm a high school teacher in New Zealand. God's work doing fucking God's work in God's country. Being a high school teacher. Like, because they're nasty then I in hot. They got the deodorant, everything. They're chatting back. They got a bit of chewed. Willow says, I run our school's robotics club.

So yeah. Righto Willow. So they're the smartest person anyone's ever met. Willow says, our senior team competed at the New Zealand V5 Nationals and we're aiming to win the design award, which is basically like we created and planned and strategized the best way to win this game, like good thinking strategy award,

but ended up winning the highest award, which was the excellence award, which has given Willow's students guaranteed qualifying to compete at the world, on the world stage in Dallas in May. Holy fuck. Isn't that amazing? That's insane.

We love to see that Willow. Thank you for sharing that with us. And also wouldn't the kids just feel so fucking proud as well. And so as a teacher, you go, it's actually really fucking hard teaching teenagers. All they care about is their links Africa and their Pokemon video games, et cetera. They don't care about recycling.

I've always said that. Have you? I've actually heard you say quite the opposite quite recently. I don't think you have. That is huge though. Isn't that awesome? Thank you so much Willow for sharing that.

Fucking awesome. So they're off to Dallas. Yeah. And do you reckon they'll go to, when they're there, Billy Bob's Honky Tonks? Um, I really hope so. I also hope that they go to Terry Black's. Yeah, why they're in Dallas. That was the barbecue.

The barbecue. Do you know who posted about that barbecue place on Instagram the other day? Casey Neistat. Fuck me right up. Might see him there. Willow, you can meet Casey Neistat. In fact, I reckon if Casey saw you, he'd probably do a little video on your crazy designs and strategies and inventions, because you guys sound smart.

Willow, if you're listening, message Casey Neistat on Instagram. Casey Neistat, if you're listening. Which he often does. Message them right now. What do you love to see? I love to see. Now, the Oscars were on the other day. Yes. And I'm like a Conan guy. Yes. I've always loved. Now, the Oscars were on the other day. Yes.

And I'm like a Conan guy. I've always loved Conan. He's long, isn't he? Tall. He's like 6'5". He's so long. Yeah. Yeah.

That's all. So it took us probably 48 hours to get over the fact that Conan's real tall. And so did you see the bit where, oh, this might be all you love to see, so I'm going to stop talking. No, no, no, no. It's not Conan related. Oh, okay. So they did a bit where they had all of the firefighters from LA on the stage and they got to do a couple of jokes.

Oh, sick. And so like the three people at the front got to do like three gags. That's cute. That Conan had written and then Conan's like, you have to laugh at these because these people saved your fucking lives. Like, it's really funny.

But all of the firefighters, and obviously, firefighters, they are tough, big like bodies, obviously able to like carry stuff and lift stuff, whatever. And Conan was like towering above all of them. I've just, I don't think I've ever seen- These puny little firefighters, that like-

Who were six foot two and jacked. But next to Conan, Conan was so long. I couldn't believe it. Yeah. And that's Tony's love to see it. Is Conan O'Brien's height? Is he so long? Because we've been distracted by the physical prowess of Conan O'Brien. Yeah, sorry.

This one slipped through the cracks. And I don't know if you know this, but as someone who was an audio engineer and just someone who's like been on the tools, I guess. Yeah. Things are the same now. Did you hear about Sean Baker? Now Sean Baker, he made Enora, which got best picture. Yep.

He directed it. Wow. And won best director. It was best picture. So he's got, there's two Oscars that he's won. Yeah. He wrote it. And won best writer, three Oscars.

And then he fucking edited it himself and won best writer, three Oscars, and then he fucking edited it himself and won best film editing. He won four Oscars on one movie. And I don't think we're sitting back and going, what the fuck is going on there? Is that not insane? Also, what? How is one person that talented?

Fuck this guy. That's so insane. Yeah, are we pro Sean Baker or against him? What? How is one person that talented? Fuck this guy. That sucks. Are we pro Sean Baker or against him? Because I don't know how to feel. Also, I really appreciate you saying, hey Tony, you know how you used to be on the tour? Pretty similar to Sean Baker, as you can imagine. I know. We appreciate that it takes different skills and people to make things.

Totally. And then you go, he wrote it and won an Oscar for writing. He directed it and won an Oscar for directing and then edited the fucking thing, wins an Oscar for editing and it gets best picture, which he made. Now here is the next cra- like I had to like take, it's taken me a few days to absorb like how that's even fucking possible That's insane But here is a crazy fact only one person has won four Oscars for the one film before in history

Like in the one night Ever, yeah, well I mean how many people are doing all those different jobs on the same film it's insane On the same thing? It's insane. It's only been done once before and it was done by... Walt Disney. What? You forget like Walt Disney was a guy. You just, you know, it's like, you go, yeah, it's a big corporate and blah blah blah.

And you go, oh, that was just a guy. And so only two people have done that in history now. This guy who I hadn't heard of three days ago, to be honest, and Walt Disney. And don't you just like, Good on you. Yeah. That's amazing.

Yeah, but he's not been invited to the World V5 Challenge in Dallas. Well, and you know, he's not gonna get to me Casey Neistat. What was that? And he's gonna have to live with us. And he's not going to get to me Casey Neistat. And he's going to have to live with that. And he's going to have to lift. Yeah.

I love to say that. Good job, Sean. It is huge. Well done. And I feel like every year with the Oscars, I don't watch the Oscars and go, oh, my favorite of that bunch was this, because I don't know any of them. But what happens is now I go, well, obviously, I'm

going to have to go watch that one. That's the thing, even when we were talking about like, oh, so this weekend I think I might watch The Substance with Demi Moore. Yeah. Like, cause that's the, you go, oh, well, they're the best four. Yeah, but look, but usually shouldn't it be the other way

around where we know them and we're like cheering for our favorite, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. I even think the culture of like watching the Oscars and being across the awards season is so new to me. Like that was not something I ever did grow up. Like I guess because it's on during like a Monday. Like, you know, it's Monday during the day. So it's like a bit random. But like I've never really followed it, but the last few years I feel like

it's so, it's like on all of our socials and stuff. So I probably never knew the movies before cause I'm not that smart. I don't know if it's a smart thing. I think it's more just given a fuck. And the culture side of it. But either way I'm gonna watch a Nora. I'm gonna go, oh, great editing choice there. Yeah.

You know what? This movie deserves four Oscars. At least. Tomorrow it is a video show. Video show. And we are in a fight with the New York Times. We are. Just two equally sized media powerhouses.

And their office- Why are you laughing, Sophie? Fuck you. Their office is probably smaller than ours. Yep, and probably worth the same amount. That New York Times building in Manhattan. Ours is expensive this warehouse that we rent in regional Victoria in the back of fucking Melbourne. Yeah. Yeah, okay Well, okay

Horses for courses. Yeah, there is horses around here that we're pretty regional courses. I will be consuming soon. I bet what You can eat a horse? No, courses. You said horses for courses and you're like, yep, well there's horses over there and there's like two separate. I'm not going to eat the horse. Courses, like food courses, like first course. Is that what that saying means?

That you're going to eat a horse? Can we Google what that means? I'm going to Google that right now. Uh, horses for courses. What does horses for courses mean? Different people are suited to different things. Yeah. So this horse would run really well on this course,

but this horse might run real, I think is more the- I thought it was more like for entree, the stallion will have the beef. Oh, well that sounds fucked up. Well, a horse isn't gonna eat cow is it? Fine, I'll eat. What do horses eat? Celery. They'll have the celery soup. Horses love carrots eh? They do. Yeah I've seen that in a cartoon. That documentary. Yeah that documentary. That was awesome. What was the horses eating in a night's tale?

They don't focus much on the movie on what they're eating. Hey? What? Hey? Yeah? Go ahead Soph. Hey? Yeah go on.

Hey? Yeah so you've got the fucking floor. So fucking say something. I think she's trying to say it. No I don't know if that's true, Charles. We could be here all day. Horses ate hay. But that's good stuff from you.

Yeah. Tony Lodge. Tony Lodge. Tony Lodge. Okay, we'll be back tomorrow. Hang on. No, no, before we started Googling that, Sophie had something really important to say.

And I'm sure the moment hasn't passed. Well, I just wondered if the New York Times building. Oh, we back on that. Yeah. Has a ping pong building close by to it like we do. Badminton. Badminton. Oh, fuck. That's so mean.

I can tell you one thing for sure. They don't have a massage chair at New York Times. That's what I was about to say. Do you think maybe they have several? They could probably get a massage floor. Do you reckon that they've got like a person that walks around like they did for you in the casino that time?

I reckon they have a masseuse. What did I just fucking say? They might have a massage person. Maybe someone walks around and does it. Maybe they've got a masseuse. Oh, thanks for coming in today fucking Charles. I know you skipped lots of year 10 because you were doing technical stuff on the side, but, um, I don't know if they, so what a masseuse does is massaging.

It's the same person. I thought they might be acting. Oh, do you know much about acting? So I don't know if Soph and Charles know this, but when I had been to a type of wedding in Las Vegas and drank, was it a long, what was that? Yard glass of tequila? We drank this weird big bottle

that you get at the Royal show and it was full of alcoholic slushies. Yeah, so then I ended up on a- A shat red flat for a day. I ended up on the blackjack table and this lady comes around and goes, "'Would you like a massage for $5? And I said, yes. And it turns out she forgot to say like per second.

So I'm just getting mass and she was like getting in deep. And I'm still trying to play cards and I'm hammered. It just doesn't work. I wasn't there to protect her because I was having a ciggy with a woman called Ruth from Arizona. Yeah. And we were, yeah. And then that $5 massage

cost me a fortune. But the memories, priceless. Yeah. Was she the raised the Ruth or was that another one? No, that was someone who ran a marathon. That's a top. Okay. Yeah. All right. See you tomorrow. New York Times versus Tony and Ryan. They might have a must use. New York Times versus Tony and Ryan. They might have a must use. When I do my university course, entrees. A horse might be there. Bye. This episode is brought to you by Audible. You can listen to the new Audible original

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