Toni and Ryan - The milk of Toni Lodge

Episode Date: March 9, 2022

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Hello, Jessie speaking. Jessie! Holy crap! Hi, how are you? So good, how are you guys? Yes, we're well, but we really need to ask if you're willing to approve our podcast for the day. Please, please, please, please, please. Hmm, I don't know. Should I?

Yes, of course I am. Yay! Thanks, Jessie! Hey, this is Jessie from New Zealand, and I approve't know. Should I? Yes, of course I am. Yay! Thanks, Jessie. Hey, this is Jessie from New Zealand, and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan show. Welcome. Happy Thursday. Happy Thursday, mate. Fuck yeah.

Been a tough week, hasn't it? Has it? Yeah. It's not tough when I'm with you. It's hard when I'm with you. Yeah. Mate, we're not talking about the same thing, are we? If you want a little bit of insight into Tony and I's friendship,

we went back and forth the other day. I mean, you've just heard it. We've just heard it. We went back on a text forth the other day. I mean, you've just heard it. We've just heard it. We went back on a text exchange the other day about the quality of milk Tony used in an iced coffee because it was. Elite. So good. So good.

So I went around to Tony's the other day. She goes, oh, can I get you a coffee? I'm like, oh, mate, it'd be great. It's a hot day. Do you want me to do an iced coffee? I'm like, oh, how good is this? Lots of service around here. And so we're drinking this coffee going, how good is this?

Having the time of our life. And we just kept like, so we were working. We're just like, fuck, that milk's really nice, isn't it? And then 10 hours later, I'd left your place, gone and done some things, done the job, and I was sitting on the couch at home and I was like, fuck, I'm going to message Tony about that milk. That milk. So I'm sitting there and I send you a text and the text just goes,

how about that milk though? Yeah. And what did you respond with? I literally was just telling Torbs about how good the milk was. So if anyone listens and goes, oh, geez, these guys sound cool. Incorrect. Wrong. We're just chatting about milk.

The highlight of our lives is the quality. And it was like with cream milk. Yeah. Is it called extra dollop? No, that's what cream is called. And it was like with cream milk. Yeah. Is it called extra dollop? No, that's what cream is called. I mean, it might as well have fucking been because it was that creamy. Yeah, it's like a non-homogenised milk or something. It's all legal.

It's not illegal milk. But it was fucking pop shell. It was fucking very, very good. Very good. Coming up in today's episode. It was a highlight of my week, I reckon. It's going to be my love to say it. Is it? Yeah, put it in there. Coming up in today's episode. That was a highlight of my week, I reckon. Yeah, it was great. It's going to be my love to say it. Is it?

Yeah, put it in there. Coming up, Friends with Benefits. Oh, the movie. The Tarpers. No, yeah, not just us, mate. The Tarpers voted on their favourite Justin Timberlake movie. Clear winner. Oh, by a fucking country mile.

By a mile. That's coming up. But first, a controversial segment aired last week called Testing Tony. I also like the name Unflappable Tony. Yeah, that is good. But basically you came back from holidays at Christmas, Tony. What just happened? What?

You just like looked past me and like paused for a second. Yeah, because I can't look you in the eye because I feel like we're fighting when I do this segment. Oh, no, it's okay. You came back from Christmas and said, I'm a new me, I'm not stressed, I'm so chill, nothing bothers me at all. And I read out a few things that I do in my life just to see how unflappable you were and it turns out that you are still flapping.

Can I just stick up for myself here though? Can you imagine if you had have read those things to me last year? Oh, significantly worse. I'd be dead. You'd be dead. You would have thrown up. I would have thrown up. I would have passed away.

Going to bed with 8% on my phone. That's not okay. That's maybe a crime. That's whole Apple territory. A lot of people were very team Tony. Thank you, everybody. I really appreciate that because obviously as you hear, I've got a

sociopath as a fucking co-worker. Sociopath. Well, some people have sent through some... Sociopath. Path? Yeah. Sociopath. Hello, would you like to go to the dance with a sociopath? Go down the walk down the path with a sociopath. That milk, though.

How creamy was it? It's actually the best fucking milk. I'm going to find out what one it is and I'll fucking post it on my Instagram. Please do. And I'm surprised I'm in the studio and not sitting in the bathroom right now. It was that creamy. It's creamy. It's good.

Did you do a poo? You did a poo at my house. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I said, I was like, this milk's great, but I mean, one plus one equals poo. I mean, I said, I was like, this milk's great, but I mean, one plus one equals poo. That might be the funniest thing you've ever said.

How dare you? Sorry? I'm a hilarious person. Hey, someone's flappable now, aren't they? You're sounding flapped. I am flapped. Hey, just chill out. All good. I'm one of the top two funniest people on this podcast.

Yeah. Well, that's actually arguable. We've had some great approvers. Yeah. All right. The Big Deal. Good to hear from you, Dil. Yeah. Well, that's actually arguable. We've had some great approvers. Yeah. All right. The big deal. Good to hear from you, Dil. Yeah.

Where is the big deal? What's she up to? Well, I'll tell you. And this is going to fucking send unflappable Tony. Okay. Have you seen this in the comments? I didn't look at any of the comments because I couldn't be fucked. Not because I was doing a good job.

I have a wedding in a few days and I've been planning for months about what I'm going to wear. Are you the same? Yes, I'm the same. The outfit that I was wearing yesterday, I talked to you about it on Monday. Yeah. Yeah. The previous Monday.

Weeks have gone into that and you look good though. Thank you. The wedding is in two days and the dress I'm planning to wear, I wore it two years ago. She's flapped. Yep. No, I'm not flapped. No, all good. All good. The big deal. Yep. So I tried the dress on. I haven't

worn it for two years. Doesn't fit. Doesn't fit. Now I have one day. She used to be the smaller deal. Hey, hey. No judgment. Pandemic's hit us all hard, guys. Girlfriend, I'm not fitting into my old clothes. I'm buying a new wardrobe.

The loaves in this studio ain't here to judge. Babe, all that creamy milk, I mean, it's going to go somewhere. Oh, shit. We love the big deal. I would just like to point out we are friends with the big deal. It's all good. It's all good. But I mean the big deal. Even I'm like to point out we are friends with the big deal. It's all good. It's all good. But I mean the big deal.

Even I'm going to sit here on Team Tony and go, you're asking for fucking trouble, mate. Try it on a week earlier. Try it on before. That's what I did with that outfit because I was like, if I've got to order something, then I know that I'm all good. When you texted me saying, are you here to pick me up for this important lunch we've got? I was still in the shower.

No, I know. I know. You should come and pick me up. And I was. Let's not. Are you? No, I'm all good, mate. Are you sure?

We got there on time. Yeah. Two minutes early. We actually did. And that fucked me up even more. Because I made a big deal of it when we got there. And then we got there and you're me up even more. Because I made a big deal of it when we got there. Yeah, and then we got there and you're like, oh, two fucking minutes to spare.

Like a fucking cockatoo. You are a fucking cockatoo. I would describe your current mood as flat. Well, yeah, okay. Taylor Bruno. Oh, this will fuck you up. Tony, you'll be stressed to know that I always wait until my petrol light is on and flashing at me

before I even consider filling up. I often drive home from work, which is about 30 kilometres away, with just 27 kilometres of fuel left in the tank. I'm yet to break down on the side of the road, so I might just keep testing how well I can go. Tony is currently deceased. Oh. Tony is currently deceased Okay That's stupid What if

It's efficient No Stretching the tank No No No no no Put those efficiency Fucking fuel drops in your tank

And do that Well he obviously is He's getting away with it What if There's no No Put those efficiency fucking fuel drops in your tank and do that. Well, he obviously is. He's getting away with it. What if? There's no no. What if she broke down? Then what?

I don't know. See? That's different. She wouldn't break down. You need a redundancy plan. What? Redundancy plan. What?

A plan in case Taylor loses their job. No. Redundancy plan is like a backup plan. She's been made redundant. Oh, no, now I'm stuck here because I can't drive home because there's no petrol in my tank. It's like a backup plan. I guess I'll have to stay here even though you've made me redundant from this job.

Redundancy plan is like a backup plan. Is it? Yeah. Like if you have a redundancy. Please don't yell at me. No, I'm fucked off that you don't know words, but also I'm fucked off that Taylor doesn't have fuel. It's never been an issue for Taylor.

All good. Yeah, and do you know what? I actually need to trust that people are going to make decisions that are best for them. I can't lead them and I'm actually taking power away from other people by thinking I know what's best for them. So, Taylor,'s best for them. So, Taylor, fucking good for you.

You are living your best life. And I really hope that you don't break down. But if you do, babe, you're going to learn from it and it's not going to happen again. On behalf of Taylor, you're being quite passive-aggressive right now. No, that fucking was not passive-aggressive. That was completely genuine. Please don't yell at us. No, but that was completely genuine.

Please do not yell at us. Please don't speak over me. Amanda's talking. That was completely genuine. Please don't yell at us. No, but that was completely. Please do not yell at us. Please don't speak over me. Unflappable. Please don't speak over me. Amanda's talking. That was completely genuine. I understand that by saying, like, I know better than you do, that's not okay. I can't do that.

So. Do you need to take a deep breath? No. Do you need to fill up your Frank Graham water bottle? So what I'm saying is, Taylor, I really obviously hope you don't run out of fuel. I hope that it keeps working for you. Well, you said a minute ago, I hope you break down. No, I didn't.

I said I hope you don't break down. No. So what I'm saying is. Are you okay, mate? I'm on your side here. Mate, shut up. What I'm saying is, I hope that it keeps working out for you. I personally couldn't do that, but love that it's working out for you.

I think everyone agrees that Tony is still on flap today. I'm on flap. I'm like the opposite of a bird. As a human, I probably am actually already. Julie Morris. Hi, Julie. Oh, my God. Julia Morris?

Julie Morris. Oh, sorry. Lady Julia Morris. Tony, I'm currently eating mayonnaise that was best before August 2021. She's gone. Thanks for coming in today, mate. For context, it's March 2022 right now. Thanks for coming in today, mate.

Good to have you on the show. How good was that milk? Just seeing the look of Tony just looking around the room, trying to find something to take her mind off that, you're just so unimpressed. All good. What have you got to say to Julie Morris? A big fan of yours.

She won't be for long because she'll be dead. She's eating off food. Is that something you would ever do? No. If milk was best before, if the used by date was tomorrow. If milk was best before the Use By Day was tomorrow? No, especially not milk. If the Use By Day was tomorrow? Yeah, I probably wouldn't use it.

I'd use it the two days after. Just give it a sniff test. Yeah, it's still good to go. No. Really? No. No, I get really anxious. Shocker.

I get really anxious about getting sick, like throwing up or getting fucking diarrhoea or whatever. So I'm really funny about food. Good hint for everyone for next week. Funny about food. What? Oh, just if people are wanting to know how we can flap the unflappable, Junk's down food.

We might do the food edition of Unflappable Tony. Rebecca Kolomahower. That sounds like a joke. Hey, Beck. Is that what's flapping me? Her name. Rebecca Klumberhauer. That's fine.

To test Unflappable Tony. Oh, this will fucking do you in. No, I'm all good. Hey, Beck. How you going, babe? My friend and I go to the gym together and do a workout on Saturday afternoons. Gorgeous. Once a week.

Great. Love that. We both drive for DoorDash to make a bit of extra pocket money. Oh, that's just smart. Yeah, great job. After we are done working out, I go home and have a shower, get ready for, you know, switch on my DoorDash and go do some deliveries.

But my friend, who's been at the gym sweating for two hours, just gets in the car and starts delivering the food. So she's in her active wear, sweating, rocking up to strangers' houses and giving them their food while she's still wet in her sweaty gym clothes. You seem to be quite fine with this. That actually doesn't really bother me that much because I'm also disgusting. I think if you were picking up, like if you were driving Uber,

then that would be a bit different because, like, you might be a bit pongy. But what about a pongy person with your food that you're going to put in your mouth? But it's all sealed up. And then carrying it with their sweaty hands, dropping it into your house. But, I mean, when you do order Uber Eats or whatever,

most of the time they're on a bicycle, so they're sweaty anyway. That's a good point. How do you feel? Let's switch it. Let's put you into the position of the deliverer. Yep. How would you feel rocking up to a stranger's house, sweating in your gym gear?

You'd be fine with it. Yeah, I actually don't think it would really bother me. Unflappable Tony. I'm fucking 20-20 Tony, you know? It's 20-20 too Unflappable Tony. I'm fucking 2020 Tony, you know. It's 2022. 2020 Tony. But it's 2022, it's not 2020. No, 2020 Toonie.

Sorry, I killed you. Yeah. Toonie. That one actually, yeah, I mean, is it ideal? Probably not. Who's to say? But I would personally prefer to go and have a shower first. Okay.

But also, she's just fucking hustling. Hustling, making her dollars, bro. Yeah, she's got to do it. Yeah, I'm with you on that. And I think that's fine. Finally. Would you do it? Would you do it?

Well, when I drove Uber, I showered. Three times? Three times. I showered beforehand. Yeah, but you hadn't been at the gym. Hadn't been at the gym because that happened in the last 10 years. Garrett Gordeaux. Oh, hello, Garrett.

Has messaged through. Unflappable test. Oh, this. I'm with Tony already. This one fucks me off. Oh, okay. Garrett's done me in. Oh, that's not common.

This one must be bad. Okay. We've got a group of friends and we always go on holidays together. How cute's that? Why are you? Why does that? You've already pulled a face. I just, I think like a weekend away with friends

or another couple or whatever. Like we've done a couple of weekends away with our best friends, Jag and Lane, that got married this week, and my friend Jane and her partner Darcy, who've stayed with her family and stuff. I think like a weekend is okay, but a big proper holiday, that would be tough with friends because you want to do your own thing, they want to do, you know. Because it's cheaper when you like book in a group

or order the big villa or whatever, one person does all the booking. We've gone on multiple trips over the years, and now the only person who knows where we're going is the person that books the trip. Everyone else just finds out at the airport. She's gone. See you later, mate Thanks for coming in

Just come to the airport We're going for 10 days I'll tell you where we're going When we get there No Fuck off How are you going to pack? You don't know what clothes

You don't know what climate You don't know Just chuck some stuff in a suitcase How are you going to buy Your Lonely Planet language book If you don't know where you're going? How can you do your duolingo beforehand if you don't know where you're going? How can you do your Duolingo beforehand if you don't know where you're going?

How often do you Duolingo? Every time before I go to another country I do. So every time you go to Japan, you Duolingo? Yeah. How is your Japanese? I'm not great now because I haven't, I don't speak. But how far in advance did you learn it? Oh, I probably did it a couple of months.

Really? For the second time we went. How long did you go for? Both times we went for a month. Whoa, really? Yeah. Yeah, right. Or a month for the first time, then three weeks the second time, I think.

That's a big stint. Look, because Torb's, the reason that we've been twice is because Torb's best mates live there. So it's like a, you know, seeing the fam kind of trip as well. Yeah, gotcha. And like partying with them and then travelling as well. So if I said, Tony, rock up to the airport tomorrow. I wouldn't turn up. I'd stay at home.

One day, or maybe we'll put the audio in here. I woke Bridget up at 4am in the morning. Oh no, I hate this. And said grab a bikini, grab something nice to wear out, put it in a bag, we're leaving in 15 minutes for the airport. You've got to shave your legs the night before. You've got to do your nails. You've got to make sure that your hair wash schedule is in line with the holiday. It's so funny that you say that because listen to this audio. I'm trying.

We're leaving for the airport in one hour. What? You know how you said you wanted a surprise? Yeah. I need to know if we're going to an actual beach because I need to shave my legs and if we're not going to a beach, I don't want to be bothered. I fucking relate to that. Not okay.

You think that that's like romantic and sweet. It's not. There's a lot of admin that goes on. And the fact that you don't notice it is frankly terrible. Hey, this is Jessie from New Zealand and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. As women, our life stages come with unique risk factors. Like when our estrogen levels drop during menopause,

causing the risk of heart disease to go up. Know your risks. Visit heartandstroke.ca. It's just actually also fucking disrespectful to the people that are organising the trip that you couldn't give a fuck. What do you mean? Like, here's May, who's the one that's organising everything. They're like, yeah, cool, you fucking sort it out

and we'll just rock up. Yeah, but then someone else does the next one. They take it in turns. Nah, I hate that. Never hate it anymore. Welcome back to the Tony and Ryan podcast. During the break there, Tony even more passionately described how much he hated that holiday thing

where one person books it. I'll leave it in. I'll leave the audio in. Where you said, I've never fucking hated anything more in my life. Yep. Don't take that back. That's accurate. A big thank you to a few of our champion tuffers.

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you want to watch and review. And this week was Justin Timberlake movie. Did you realise how many movies he'd been in? No. The only ones that came to mind were Trolls. Yep. In Time, the one with the numbers in the wrist. He was in Shrek, a bunch of the Shreks.

Was he? Yeah. Who was he in Shrek? I don't know because I just literally typed in Justin Timberlake movies and there was probably 25 movies in total. Do you know what's a good movie that he's in? Love Guru. He's in that.

I thought he was in one of those Austin, not Austin Powers, Mike Myers ones. Mike Myers, yeah. She's the Love Guru, just was not the follow-up to was in one of those Austin, not Austin Powers, Mike Myers ones. Mike Myers, yeah. She's the Love Guru, just was not the follow-up to Austin Powers they thought it was going to be. No. Because they thought this would be the new character that will do three or four movies.

Yeah. And it hasn't aged great. I haven't watched it for quite a few years, but I can't imagine It hasn't aged great at its premiere. Yeah. But Friends with Benefits. Great film. With Mila Kunis, yeah.

Rom-com. Is what we ended up watching. I've never seen it before. I had no idea the star power of the cameos. Yeah. Emma Stone is in the first scene. Andy Sandberg, your mate. Actually, how funny that my mate Andy Sandberg and your mate Emma Stone are side by side.

I didn't realise who is the gay sports editor. Woody Harrelson. I mean, his character's got some things to discuss with himself, but when I saw Woody Harrelson pop up, I was like, I didn't see that coming. And Tayo Leone is Justin Timberlake's sister and her son. Justin Timberlake's sister? When they go for the 4th of July weekend.

What's the name? Tayo Leone, the chick that was in like Dharma and Greg and stuff. Yeah, I just didn't, I've just realised I never knew what her name was. Yeah. I thought it was Jenna Elfman. Oh, is it? Who's Taylor Leone? Oh, that is Jenna Elfman. Taylor Leone looks

exactly the same as her. Well, there is two of them. That's the two of them next to each other. Yeah. Yeah. They look very similar. Oh, well, I take that back. I'm so sorry.

Sorry about that. Now that you've Googled it and I've looked at them side by side. Yeah, they look very similar. I mean, yeah, no one's going to call you out for that mistake, bud. And also her son is played by the actor that plays Luke in Modern Family. He's two of the magicians. He's a funny addition. He is.

He's great. A bit of comic relief in there. A bit of comic relief. Also, the doctor that she dates. Yes. One of my favourite TV shows that's really underrated is called How to Make It in America. Yeah.

And he's the main character and he's like trying to start a T-shirt business in New York. It's super cool. It didn't rate very well. It got cancelled after one or two seasons. But every time I see him, and he's popped up in a few other places. Yeah, I've recognised him from other stuff. Yeah, but when I see him, I'm like, oh, how to make it in America.

Yeah, and Shaun White. He's funny. The snowboarder. He's funny. No, it's actually, it's a good movie. We were just talking before about like that it's some pretty, again, hasn't aged well. There's a few things in there where you go, oh,

wouldn't say that now. But the sex scenes in it, pretty graphic. They are graphic. So Justin Timberlake, I mean, how perfect. He works, he's the new art director at GQ magazine. Pretty sexy. Living the kind of high fancy life. I mean, GQ magazine is a real magazine.

No, no, no, no. But like it sounds like it's kind of when someone says to you like, I'm an architect or when we spoke to Jess who's a zookeeper yesterday. That's not a real job that real people do. Yeah, people don't do that job. It's just like so crazy to me. Yeah. And like we were saying before.

You're such an arsehole. GQ's a real magazine. I know, mate. You said, oh, like that's a real job. It is a real arsehole. GQ's a real magazine. I know, mate. You said, oh, like, that's a real job. It is a real job. I know. It is a real job. I even question whether this is a real job.

So, you know. Anyway, yes. The sex scenes are, like, usually the door closes and it goes to black and we all kind of assume what's happening. They're showing everything. And I love that it's, like, the awkward bits and the funny bits. Yeah. Show on everything.

And I love that it's like the awkward bits and the funny bits. Yeah. But the one thing I couldn't stop thinking about. Yeah. Because when was this movie out? 2011. So it's 10 years, 10, 11 years old now. Yeah. Is there anything more 10 years ago than flash mobs?

Oh, my God. I know. I almost tweeted when I watched it. I'm like, remember flash mobs? Jeez, that was. I know. I almost tweeted when I watched it. I'm like, remember flash mobs? Jeez, that was a wild three months of society where like, oh, everyone's got to get a flash mob. Thank God they're not a thing anymore. I cried in the movie both times the flash mob was on.

Which, the one at the end? Both. What about the one in the movie? Like the movie within the movie? Oh, yeah. Jason Segel? That's so good. So at the beginning when the like one in Times Square and then the one at the end, I, yeah. With Jason Segel? That's so good. So at the beginning went the one in Times Square

and then the one at the end. I just teared up because I was like, oh, all those people have gotten together. They're just strangers. They've gotten together, rehearsed this thing. I think that's so sweet. I think that's so fucking sweet. Do you want me to organise your flash mob?

No, because we'd have to fucking go back in time to do it. Yeah, because it was 2011 only. But I just. Yeah, you're right. That is a real fucking social throwback. I haven't thought of flash mobs for 10 years. And I was like, oh, what a moment in time. Yeah, that's a real pop culture reference.

And also when he got, he was in the news and because he got carried off the Hollywood sign. And then she's like, turn off the TV. And he's like, won't let her record it. And then Jenna Elfman slips in what would have been at the time this really cool topical reference. She goes, oh, don't worry. It'll probably be on YouTube. The new internet thing.

And I was like, well, yeah, like it definitely will be on YouTube. Of course, a man's been saved from the Hollywood sign. I love that. She's like, I love that you're wrapped in a foil blanket. Did you run a marathon? being saved from the Hollywood sign. I love that. She's like, I love that you're wrapped in a foil blanket.

Did you run a marathon? When we talked about the Fyre Festival documentary, we mentioned that that came out at the same time as like three other Fyre Festival documentaries. When Friends With Benefits came out, it was released like literally the same day as No Strings Attached, which is a movie of the exact same story, but it has Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman in it. Did you know that No Strings Attached was based on a book called

Friends with Benefits? And it was literally going to be called that, and they had to change because the other guys registered the name. Right. That's so funny. So not only was it like pretty similar, it was literally called the be called that and they had to change because the other guys registered the name. Right. That's so funny. So not only was it like pretty similar, it was literally called the same thing. Yeah.

So when these two movies, I saw both of them at the cinemas because back then you went to the cinema. Like I'm pretty sure I saw No Strings Attached with my mum and I saw Friends With Benefits with my boyfriend at the time. I think I'm going to go and watch Batman tonight. Yeah. Anyway, because I have so much free time at the moment and we watched Friends with Benefits.

You didn't. I watched No Strings Attached as well. Don't at me ever again with how busy you are. Mate, this is research. And I have watched No Strings Attached as well. Don't at me ever again with how busy you are. Mate, this is research. And I have watched No Strings Attached probably, this is not a hyperbole, I reckon probably 20 times. Really? I've only seen Friends With Benefits once or twice.

I didn't like it as much. I like No Strings Attached a lot more. Really? Yes, and still now. I just, I really like the story. Isn't it the same story? Well, yeah, it is. And Isn't it the same story? Well. Yes. Yeah, it is.

And they're both like young professionals. Like they both like have really cool, important jobs. Yeah. In No Strings Attached, Natalie Imbruglia, that's what I was about to say. Natalie, I almost said it again. Natalie Portman is a doc, is like she's training to be a doctor. Ashton Kutcher is like a showrunner, producer for her, and he's like writing a TV show and stuff.

Anyway, they're both very good, but I think I prefer No Strings Attached. Is that going to? Should we watch that next week? No. Oh. We've already watched it if we watched the other one, from what I'm hearing. No.

No Strings. Okay. I'll tell you what's real. Unofficial movie of the week. You don't have to watch it, but if you do watch No Strings Attached, I'll put a little post in the group and we can discuss it. So the movie that Mila Kunis did before Friends of Benefits was Black Swan.

Which we were just talking about the other day, yeah. Who else is in Black Swan? Natalie Portman. So they're working on this movie together. Yeah. When do you reckon the penny dropped? Oh, so we're about to wrap up this project. What are you doing next?

Bro, are you forgetting about the biggest connection ever? Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are married. Cool, just get to my punchline before I do, mate. Oh, sorry, mate. No, no, you go. Sorry, mate. And if that's not crazy enough, guess who she goes on to marry? Who?

You say it. No, you're right. crazy enough, guess who she goes on to marry? Who? You say it. No, you're right. She's married to fucking Ashton Kutcher. What? How did that not come up at the dinner table? Mate, I'm sorry. I'll start with the lesser significant and then work my way up to the big one.

Yeah, because that's how a joke works. And then I just fucked you in the ass on that joke. I'm really sorry. It wasn't a joke. I was just trying to tell a great, amazing fact story. A great story. Yeah. No, okay.

Yeah, so I'm really sorry. Great movie, three stars. To get to the other side? There's a chicken going somewhere. Mate, that milk, though. I feel like we're forgetting about the milk. How good was that milk? How good was that milk?

I got something you love to see. I'm really sorry, mate. Sorry. Here you go. What's your love to see it? No, I'm really sorry about fucking you, JV. What's your... I've got a very cute, wholesome video that I'd like you to watch. I. Here you go. What's your love to say it? No, I'm really sorry about fucking you, Joby. What's your... I've got a very cute, wholesome video that I'd like you to watch.

I've already seen it. Is it with a dog? No. Oh. I'm just trying to steal your one and I don't know what you're about to say. I'll just keep guessing. I didn't load the audio. The audio is not important in this situation.

But it is a video that we dropped, the caption is, we dropped our phone in the sea and a beluga whale retrieved it. Oh my God. And so you can see the girls, their hands are out of the boat and the whale pops up.

And delivers the phone back. And it's got the phone and then they like give it a little scratch on the face. Oh, and the whale's loving it. Look at it smiling in space. Yeah, the whale's so proud of itself and then it like retreats back into the water. That's glorious. Put that in the episode thread. Yes, yeah, yeah. whale's loving it. Look at it smiling in space. Yeah, the whale's so proud of itself. And then it, like, retreats back into the water. That's glorious.

Put that in the episode thread. Yes, yeah, yeah. A link in it. But it is such a cute video. I love to see that. We love to see that. They're cute, those whales. Oh, so fucking cute.

Would you get one of them? Yep. Would you choose that pet? I mean, it'll fit in my bloody courtyard. Not in the bath because it goes filled with laundry. Yeah, it's filled with laundry. No one can fit in that. GQ has called out one of the great scams.

Is that a real magazine? It is. And when I saw this editorial work, I thought, Justin Timberlake has turned that place around. Yeah, good job at the art direction. Good art direction of a place that is real and exists. Yeah. The article reads in GQ magazine, the real magazine.

What, did Justin Timberlake write it? Yeah, it's written by JT. Did you know that Mila magazine. What, did Justin Timberlake write it? Yeah, it's written by JT. Did you know that Mila Kunis is married to Justin Timberlake? Jessica Biel, though, and Justin Timberlake, they're obviously married. Oh, haven't they? What a Hollywood couple that stood the test of time. You know that scene when they're at the sister's house?

How beautiful is that house at the California beach, by the way? Oh, fuck off, yeah. Where he is, like, rapping? Oh, yeah, the crisscross will make him jump, jump. So. Don't touch a bear or us when he does that dance. And I'm not saying this is a bad thing necessarily, but you know in a movie when you kind of forget it's Christian Bale

because you just see the character? Yeah. I was very aware I was watching Justin Timberlake. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's a Justin Timberlake movie. Timberlake thing to do. Yeah.

Absolutely. GQ. GQ magazine. Top sheets are a scam. Oh, I agree. And they fucking are. This is the kind of editorial that Justin Timberlake is bringing to GQ magazine and I could not agree more.

And he's doing a great job. He is doing a great job. Proud of him. Top sheets are a scam. Fuck them off. In winter, you don't need it because you've got a doona and whatever. And then in summer, you're hot and sweaty, you don't need multiple layers. No. Just a light blanket.

Fuck it off. I'm speechless. Never use a top sheet, ever. Thank you. They just get stuck to your body. It's fucking awful. Down the bottom. They end up everywhere. I don't even buy the sheet sets anymore.

No. I just buy a fitted sheet. Cool cover and a bottom. Yep. Oh, buy your bottom. Your bottom or it? I'm a bottom. Really?

You've met my boyfriend. Well, thank you so much for listening. Happy Thursday. It's the end of our week. Was it tops or tops? The topler on fortune. You absolutely love to see it. Thank you so much for hanging out with us for the whole week.

It's been fucking great. Don't forget to join our Facebook group. Facebook. Oh. Oh. Next week. We always post a thing that you can comment on. Please go and check out

those threads. Next week we are doing the run. The run. The marathon. The tarpa run. Yep. So if this is the last time

you hear from us. Yep. It's been fucking real. It's been real. Oh actually I think that we would have hit episode 100 at some point this week.

Oh maybe it's today. It might have been yesterday. Happy 100th episode. Happy 101th. Tony's reaching my hand. I'm very prim-ry-owed of you. We hit 100 epi-my-oweds.