Toni and Ryan - The Most Bullshit Yet

Episode Date: June 20, 2023

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Welcome to the podcast. My name is Ryan John. I'm here with Dr. Author, bestselling Dr. Author, Tony Lodge. I'm here with Daddy Ryan. Hello. And we are calling Singapore. Mariam, she's an immigration officer, which what I'm, if I'm reading between the lines is, she's going to hook us up with a green card. Oh, yeah, I'll take it. You've been to Singapore, haven't you? I have. Beautiful. It's so good. Let's see how we go.

Maybe not a green card, but maybe they could get me on border security because that's my favorite show. Hello, is that Mariam? Hi, this is Mariam, yes. Mariam! Sorry, I knew I was going to butcher your name, but I don't know if I should say sorry or you're welcome. You're in a very exclusive club called Every Second Harper on the Planet.

But we were just wondering if you'd approve the podcast today. Of course I would approve the podcast. Hi, it's Mariam from Singapore, and I approve this podcast. I've received some new intel from a tarpa. Oh. Tarpa is Tony and Ryan, the podcasting, by the way. But this new intel, it's... Is it something that's going to... Does it destroy anything?

Like, is it one of those things where it's like, I've learned something that's really changed the way I look at you? Or, you know, when you hear like something about people that you wish you didn't know? It's the most cooked story I've ever heard on this show. And it ties together a few different pieces and a few different stories that have been told on this show in recent times.

And Atapa has brought it all together with what I'm saying is not a conspiracy but complete bullshit but I think it'll change our perspective also obviously it doesn't prove anything that you've said right if you think it's bullshit because otherwise you'd go yeah it's really like well thought out it's not well thought out it's fucked yeah so it's obviously about me yeah no no I actually don't like this. I don't like that. Don't like that? No, like for you.

Like I believe in you. I need you to believe in me. Do you? Because sometimes anything, something happens, you go, oh, it's about me. That's not. I'm here to support you. And I promised I would go and fight that chick at the restaurant for you. I wouldn't do that for just anyone.

That's really nice, actually. But first. That's really nice, actually. But first, I don't know if what I've done is just comedy or if it's real crook. Well, I would love to place my bets early, but seeing as you've just done a lovely speech about how you support me, I'm going to say it was comedy because you're the funniest person I've ever met. Okay, well, that's not fucking good. Sorry.

That was too far. I got carried away. You got carried away. Now I know you're being disingenuous. But if it is comedy, I feel like we can just all laugh together. Oh, yeah? And that's what this podcast is for. We can all laugh together or complain together. Yeah, but if it's crook, can we maybe just like...

Oh, just ignore it? Erase it from the record. For example, I didn't know if the thing with the hairdresser's towel was like funny or crook and that was hilarious but it was also crook oh what have you shot on this time no one will let me forget about it yeah you know what i mean so it's one of those like oh if it doesn't land can we just right i would like to present to the court exhibit a which i am texting to Tony. Oh. Can you please tell me and tell everyone what I'm wearing in this picture?

Oh, you're wearing your daughter. Yep. In like a Baby Beyond thing. Yeah. Yeah, I love those things. Like a little carrier. I think they are so cute. They are great. Can I hold little baby Mabel in a baby carrier?

Yeah, well, you're coming over this Friday, aren't you? Yeah, can I hold her in the baby carrier? Yeah, we can walk around. Because I think I'd love that. You would, and she loves it. To feel connected. I think she just loves her heart being near another heart and, like, you know, the heartbeats and just the –

That was really sweet. But she loves being in there. And it's also the, like, natural walking movement of, like, moving around, just doing things. It's, like like gentle, soft. Well, also because they've been in the womb, they're used to movement. Yeah. The quiet and still freaks them out.

Yeah. So if you're doing a funny face as well. I'm stoked. It was the first time I had it on. And I was like, how good's this? That's awesome. I love it. Oh, it's got a little fanny pack on it as well.

So you could pop your credit card in there. So if you're buying a coffee or something. Well, that was actually the first time i wore it and i was doing some work and i was pumped that i could have her on me and still like be on the computer be hands-free yeah she's like a bluetooth she's bluetooth she is hands-free she's airpods if you had a sleeping baby in this thing yeah and you really needed to pee oh. Would you be totally fine with that? Yep. Yeah. She was inside your wife.

Something common, I guess. But, like, she lived inside a human body. That's, like, the most natural thing ever would be needing to go to the bathroom. And any parent, and I think anyone who's not a parent, would understand, like, when your hands are full, or sometimes when she's sleeping, you're like, well, it is what it is. I think that's totally fine. But here's the thing. Oh, no.

Because of the baby's location, I actually can't see over her and see my junk. Junk. So if I. Oh, 1997 called. They want to call it junk. What should I call it? Bits. You cock. Donunk. So if I... Oh, 1997 called. They want to call it junk. What should I call it? Bits. You cock.

Don't. Sorry. Tony just did a very aggressive hand gesture. Nah, you wee-wee. I'm not saying that. You wee-wee. Makes it sound even smaller than it already is. You wee-wee.

Please don't do that. You can't see your fat knob. You can't see your slayer. You can't see your slayer. You can't see the PhD. Chop. You can't see your... Morine Johnson. You can't see it.

Johnson! Yeah, I love that. Me too. Melons. Get your melons. So I can't see over the thing and see my thing. You can't see your fat knob, basically. If I start peeing, I can't see, like, exactly where the pee is going.

But isn't it, I mean, you've been peeing with your doodle for what, 35 years? Yeah. Don't you just know? But say. I'm not a penis have-out, so I'm not telling you, I'm not mansplaining to you about your penis. You know like. Or your fat knob, sorry.

Within reason, but the fact you can like instantly just make sure. Like you've driven out of your driveway a thousand times in your life, yeah, but you still keep an eye on it just to make sure you're heading the right way. Beautiful. Yep. Beautiful. Actually, clapping on the podcast. I like that.

Thank you. Do you know what I really liked that you said the other day when just because you're fit doesn't mean you stop going to the gym about like going to therapy. You know how I was like, just need to check in. You're like, yep. But like, you don't go, oh, well, I'm fit now. See ya. Yeah.

Yeah. No, I love that. I don't need to look at the driveway anymore. Yeah. If I, oh, well, I'm fit now. See ya. Yeah. No, I love that. I'll be driving a car. I don't need to look at the driveway anymore. Yeah. If I can shut my eyes when I'm on the road. Yeah. So because I can't see where I'm peeing, I have to hear where I'm peeing.

Yep. So I'm hoping I'm going to hear pee hit water. Not pee hit title or something. Yeah. And the thing is that you don't know until it's happened. Yep. And so I've got to this conundrum where I'm like, I'm just going to have to back myself in.

Yep. And say, I have been peeing for 35 years. And I always back you in because I'm your biggest fan. Thank you. I'm just going to, because the thing is, again, if you're slightly off target, by the time you can kind of just, whoop. Yeah.

And so I'm just like, well. There was no way of kind of like pulling her to the side and kind of i tried the angles i'd moved i'd jiggled yeah lean back i'd lean forward and and then i was like maybe similar to that opening scene in austin powers you know when he's been asleep for 30 years and he takes that huge piss yeah i'm like what if i just like oh a little tester yeah and they go oh go, oh, that sounded like water. I feel like I'm in the right area. Yeah.

What if I try like. And then like. Yeah. And then if I, if I do a little and it hits tile, I go, oh. It's very hard to stop once you start though. Because you know, when you go and get like a, oh, I don't know if like, have you ever had an ultrasound or something to like check out your tummy bits or whatever? And they're like, you can only urinate for like 20 seconds.

Oh, no wonder that. Like you can only wait for like five seconds just to try and like relieve some pressure, but then you need to stop. Yeah. I've had to do that. Like when I was a kid. Yeah. Bridget would have had similar during the pregnancy.

Yeah. So you can, but you can, you have to have a full bladder. But you also don't want to piss yourself on the table. Yeah. So they go, oh, you can wait for like three or four seconds or whatever. But it's really, really hard to stop once you've started. Because it's like human, you know. So I do a little bit of like, I just do it.

And it hits, not tile. Oh, great. But not water. Oh. But it hits porcelain. Oh, so the side of the toilet. Yeah, but there's lots of porcelain. But surely you know you're in the ballpark,

so you go, that's the inside of the toilet. Yeah, but am I close to the water? Am I on the outside? Yeah. Do you adjust to the right or the left or the top or the bottom? Yep. It gives me some information, but actually it has more questions than answers. Yep. So I go slightly to the right or the left or the top or the bottom. It gives me some information, but it actually has more questions than answers. Yep.

So I go slightly like to the right. So are you peeing constantly at this point or you just did a little tss? Yep. And then when I heard it, I kind of went. And I was like, oh, and then I'm like, okay, more questions than answers. Maybe I go slightly to the right. Maybe I'll hit order.

Yep. And then slightly to the right. And then it was like porcelain again. And I went, ooh. Do I go further right or way left? Yeah. Yeah. A total, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is now a good time to offer like a solution that would have maybe been more helpful? Or do you want me to wait? Oh, no, go ahead. Why didn't you just step into the shower and, like, start the shower running? Because I'm not a fucking disgusting human being. No, but, like, if you do a wee in the shower, like, the water running, obviously. Like, people wee in the shower. Like, for people that are like, ew, don't wee in the shower.

But, like, wouldn't that have been, I know what your shower looks like. I wouldn't suggest it if I didn't know what your shower looked like. But it's quite deep. Yeah, it is deep. But it's also not, like, it's like, I wouldn't suggest it if I didn't know what your shower looked like. But it's quite deep. Yeah, it is deep. But it's also not like, it's like, I sound like such a wanker. You know, like these new open plan homes. Yeah. It's not like there's a separate bit of top.

Like it's just. No, I know, but. This is the shower head in the bathroom, really. But if the water, if you, if the water was running and you just kind of. Pissed into it. Yeah. It would just go down the drain and then you wouldn't be worried. But wouldn't I get wet and Mabel get wet?

Well, no, because you would just turn the shower head on a bit. And then just piss into the shower. Yeah. Like, would that have been a good idea? Do I sound disgusting? Oh, but just then you're not worrying about it going. And then you're like, fuck, now I've got to bend down and clean it up if it's on the floor or whatever. It's just all in the shower.

And then you can woodch around the shower head afterwards and all good. So I decided to go extreme left. Okay. Sorry. I was like, do I go a little bit further right or full left? Full left, baby. Full left. Yeah.

A little bit extra. Hit water. Nice. And I was like, yeah. Like a scientist. Like a scientist. And I was like, yeah. Yeah.

And Mabel woke up. So she wakes up. Yeah, no. So Bridget goes, what's going on? She goes, because this is what I've heard. Oh, yeah. She was like, what's going on? And I was like, this is the funniest game ever.

I'm such a genius. This is comedy. This is awesome. Everyone should play this. Or you think that it's something that people should try. I mean, I guess it's a good test of like knowing, you know, it's the carport thing, isn't it? Yep.

You go, how well do you know your carport? So is the fact that I was not only just figuring this out, but by the end genuinely enjoying myself and I was quite entertained by the whole process. Does that? Is this a bit weird or are you seeing where I am and think it's fine? I see where you're coming from because those small victories sometimes, fuck, they feel good.

Especially when you haven't slept in a while, you'll take the wins when you can get them. But not even just that, like we get it, you're a parent, but not even that. But not even that. It's like, you know when you throw something in the bin that goes in and you just think, fuck, I could have gone state if coach had put me in. Like, and there's just that moment. I was with you until.

But there's just that moment of like, fuck, I'm good. Like, and it just makes you feel really good. Yeah. But those unexpected victories, I think you've got to celebrate the small wins. It's funny. He said, Bridget threw me a newspaper the other day because it was lighting the fire. And I was like, oh, can you just chuck me the newspaper? That'll help get started.

Yeah. She throws it over and I caught it. And we both went, oh, we could be both playing cricket for Australia. Yep. And that's the thing. And I don't think I'm. The other day you threw popcorn at me and it went in my mouth and we celebrated for like six minutes.

We didn't shut the fuck up about it. We were actually quite obnoxious. We were so excited about it. Yeah, it was good. It was good. Okay, yeah, now take the win. You know what I mean? Take the win. I just think that life is too fucking short to not celebrate those little things. There's enough shit in the fucking world where you pissing three times and it going in the

bowl every time and you being able to hypothesize and, you know. Yep, great. I think that's great. Thank you for supporting me. Anytime, mate. Yeah, thank you. You are a very supportive friend. You're great. I think that's great. Thank you for supporting me. Anytime, mate. Yeah, thank you. You are a very supportive friend. You're welcome. Are we done?

Yep. Fuck, that was just awful, wasn't it? No! Hi, it's Mariam from Singapore and you're listening to Sonya and Rand. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. You fucking love to see it, honestly. Emily Smith. Cheers, doll.

Thanks for being here. Smitty. Tanisha Seaborn. Oh, land dead. Seaborn. Oh, dead. Seabourn. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Josie Mars. Oh, Josie Earth. Josie stickers. Josie Mars. What's that movie? The Martian. Are they on Mars with Matt Damon? The Martian.

Is that based on a true story? Matthew Harrison. Love to see it. And Abby does more. Thank you so much for being part of it. I've heard that. Yeah. All of those people will be watching,

hopefully, be watching our 50-hour live stream marathon. You can only watch it if you're part of the Patreon. And actually, it will only happen if we hit the magic number. Maybe we'll have an update on that tomorrow. I really hope so because I really want to do it. Update tomorrow. And I'm, like, watching the clock or the ticker fucking tick over. And I'm like, come on.

So I assume that people who watch would like kind of maybe check it out once or twice over the weekend, see what we're up to. Yeah. But the amount of people who have messaged who are like, I'm settling in for the weekend. I'm doing the 50 hours with you. Did you see the comments on Facebook? And it was like, hey, I'm in Mexico City. Does anyone want to watch with me?

I'll host. Now, I saw a few people posting like, I'm in Tucson. Who wants to come over and watch it? Isn't that amazing? I love that. That's so sick, hey? I mean, I just didn't think that people would do that. But not to harp on about it, but when I did the marathon with Jason PJ,

people stayed up the whole weekend and watched, which is just crazy. So hopefully people feel comfortable enough to do that with us. Yeah. Well, I reckon we can make... That's a win for everyone. We can make some phone calls while we're doing it. See how people are doing. A couple of texts. Should we get a group chat?

No. Okay. No. Oh! Oh! Some wild shit's been sent through. Oh! I don't like it.

Oh! Some new intel... I support you. Some new intel has reached our comment section. But first, I need to give a little background information to bring us up to speed about a few things that have been said on this podcast in recent months. Back us up, baby. What is it? So about a month or so ago, I fell over and Cam,

can you read from the transcript how Tony described it? You just flew through the air. You were so high. I've never seen a boy get so high before. There was a boy in the air. There was a boy in the air. And I stand by that. And I have literally been on the record because that's a direct quote from Tony Lewis.

From the transcript. I really love what just happened there. When I said, can read from the transcript, I expected him just to read it and not act it out, but I really appreciate that. I liked the dramatic reenactment. It put me there. Thank you.

Now, that seemed like an exaggeration. Yeah, no, you were really high on that. Seemed like an exaggeration. Yeah. But this new intel may confirm that this is a real possible thing, which we'll get to in a second. Have you seen Chicken Rum? Yes.

A bit like that. A bit like that. Yeah, okay. The scary lady looks like an old boss of mine. Yeah, she does. Which is funny because it's a cartoon made of, what is it made of, claymation? Play-Doh, yeah.

What is it made of? Claymation, I think. Play-Doh, yeah. What is it made of? Claymation. The other week, Tony claimed. Oh, don't do this. Torbs couldn't wear a watch because he had too much magnesium in his body. Okay, I didn't say magnesium. What did you say? I said magnetic.

Okay. Magnesium is different. Vastly different. Well, if he's full of magnesium and you're often full of him, you'll never get a cramp. What does magnesium do? What was it again? I said he can't wear a watch.

And then I didn't know. I don't know the real reason, but I said, yeah, he's like full of magnetic is what I said. But I don't think that's actually why, but I didn't say magnesium. Okay. Can you read the transcript of my reaction? Fuck right off. That is bullshit.

That is the most bullshit thing I've ever heard. We've had a lot of bullshit on this show, but that's the most cooked. Yeah. So really measured response, obviously, to me saying something about the love of my life. I stood by my comments at the time until I received this new intel. The intel's not about the truth about the magnets. Oh. Okay.

I'll just get back off my high horse. Seriously, get back off your high horse. The thing I'm retracting is that's the most bullshit thing I've ever heard because after this comment's come through, it's like, well, anything's possible apparently. Who sent this through? Her name is Cornbread Flapjacks. Was this in our Facebook group?

Right. I was going to say, I don't think I've seen that name come up on Facebook before. So just keeping in mind a boy who flew through the air and keeping in mind the most bullshit thing I've ever heard, suddenly we're presented with some information. Oh, no. a boy who flew through the air. Yep. And keeping in mind the most bullshit thing I've ever heard. Yep. Suddenly we're presented with some information. Oh, no. Cornbread Flapjacks on YouTube has said,

one time my dad, because they watched the video about me having a fall. Uh-huh. Having a fall. Oh, my God, you're 85 years old. One time my dad tripped and did a full forward fucking somersault, landed on his feet upright and just kept walking. No, that didn't happen. Mum and I were astonished.

Unbelievable. Yeah, it is unbelievable. You're right. That is unbelievable. It's not believable because that did not fucking happen. What is your dad a fucking slinky? Well, I read that and went, maybe boys can fly through the air. No, he's an adult man.

And boys can, men can't. And then I also remembered me saying, well, that's the most bullshit thing I've ever heard. Not anymore. Compared to the flip, the watch thing sounds completely plausible. I think anything's possible. If we're allowed to just say stuff. If we're allowed to just say stuff. If we're allowed to just say whatever we want.

I just put words into the YouTube comments. Apparently we're allowed to just say whatever we want with no repercussions. My dad tripped and fell forward, did a full somersault, landed on his feet and just kept walking. Fuck right off. Unsubscribe. Literally see ya. Everyone else, please subscribe to our YouTube except Clonbled Flapjack.

Clonbled. I just... I just can't believe as well that she said, isn't it unbelievable? Yeah. Yeah, like actually it's not believable because it didn't fucking happen. Yeah. So unless, you know, the only situation I can think of that may have been true is, you know, on Sex and the City when they do the trapeze and they, like, walk off the trapeze and then they do a flip

and then they, like, it's like a thing in New York City. You can go and do this trapeze thing. Was he at a circus school? Is he Carrie Bradshaw? There's just no way that that happened on the side of the road. Even if someone from fucking Cirque du Soleil did that, I'd still be like, well, obviously not. And to trip and just land it.

You just can't walk. Because if you're walking and then you start to trip, your body, scientifically, your center of gravity would be too low to even consider a fucking somersault, let alone be actually physically too. Because if you think about this, right, if you launch forward, like you trip over. Tony stood up and he's acting this out. So you trip over like this.

Yeah. There's no room for a somersault. He does flip the ankles around. So if I'm tripping like this. Flick them up. And then you want me to go like this. Oh, this is a real shame no one can see this. All right, now Tony's legs are up in my face.

All right, roll back over, sweetheart. This is just not possible. Thanks for trying, though. Yeah. I'll do anything for science. The thing is, is that that didn't happen. And I don't like being lied to. Yeah, thank you.

But I do like that now we aren't the biggest liars on this show. Thank you. I didn't lie, though. You were just wrong. The Torbs Watch thing is true. And if you... A lot of people have said they've experienced similar. In the comments, lots of people are like, oh, I've had this.

Oh, anything can happen in the comments, mate. Oh, that's a good point. That is a good point. But we don't have a million people saying that. That is true. We've got one, though. We've got a million people saying the watch thing and backing Torbz up. Yep.

Only one person saying this. Let's get her dad on the phone. Yeah. Mr. Flapjack. Yeah. Let's get her dad on the phone. Yeah. Mr. Flapjack. Yeah. What do you love to see? I love to see that person getting fucking called the fuck out. Yeah.

Thank you. Me too. My love to see it is... Don't come over to my comment section and fucking drop that and fuck off. Yeah. Did you reply? That's my... This story is my reply.

Okay. Angelo Leonardo on Facebook. My you love to see it is a huge accomplishment of mine. I've been working my ass off growing my company called Out The Dough, which is an edible cookie dough company just outside of San Francisco. I love cookie dough. Cooking cookies is a waste of time. I made a batch of cookies the other day. This was a couple of weeks ago.

And I just found this random recipe online. And they were the best cookies I've ever eaten. That's so cool. They were really simple. But then I had a scoop of a cookie dough at the end. Because I was like, oh, there's not enough for another extra cookie. I'll just eat this bit. And oh my God, literally almost cummed.

Anyway, an edible cookie dough just outside of San Fran for five and a half years now. Wow. Which is a long time, but in business, not really. Because things take a long time to pick up. Processes and stuff. And then it's like you need to earn a little bit of money to like expand, earn a bit more money, expand again so that you can kind of like make more money

because you do more stuff. So five and a half years now, and we've just recently not only secured our first purchase order to have our products in one grocery store, but we're now in three grocery stores with three more deals to secure this year. That's huge. So Angelo, fucking start the blog. Oh, he's clapping again. Start the blog.

Start the fucking blog. We love to see that. And congratulations, because that is fucking... I am not like a business person. You do own a business. We didn't for a long time have a business. That's true. We wouldn't have dreamed of it.

And to be honest, if I'd even thought about it, I would have hit myself in the face. Well, you wouldn't need to. Someone else would do it for you. And so I never saw myself as a business person. But now that I've kind of fallen into having a business, I can't believe that people enter into this willingly. And that they go, oh, I dream of having a business.

It's so much work. We started a business because no radio station would give us a job. Yeah, so no one would give us a job. So we went, oh, okay. That's what I fucking do with ourselves then. And basically got kicked out of the old gig and went, fuck, better do something. So it was like, all right, well, we've got to do this. And so the fact that people are hustling for years and years to make their dream come true.

And I'm sure that Angelo was the same deal. Angelo probably went, you know what? No one's going to hire me to do this. I see a gap in the market. I'm going to do it for myself. And I just fucking, I really love to see that. So fucking congratulations. That's massive.

Good on you, Angelo. Where's San Francisco? California. Will we be there when we go to America? Can we go here? We'll be in LA, but San Fran's a bit further north. Right. And it's a bit of a drive.

Okay, so probably not. This time. Yeah, out the doke. I'd love to go but San Fran's a bit further north. Right. And it's a bit of a drive. Okay, so probably not. But um. This time. Yeah, out the doge. I'd love to go to San Fran though. It's fucking beautiful. Is that where the big red bridge is? Yep. Is that that? Yeah. Oh, okay. Because that's from um Don't say anything

Full House. Yeah. Full House is set in San Fran. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Mrs. Doubtfire. Mrs. Doubtfire is also set in San Fran. And those beautiful houses. You know, like... The terrace houses. Yeah.

Fuck, so beautiful. Maybe we should go up there. I think we're running out of time. We will go back to America another time, I'm sure, to miss all the... You don't want to go see the Golden State Warriors? What's that? Is that a...

Basketball team? A dance troupe? No. I don't know. That's who you love to see it. Top that, dickhead. What's that? Is that a dance troupe? No. That's how you love to say it. Top that, dickhead. Sorry. I just thought it was such a good you love to say it.

This is a place of love. We are on the same team. We're all on the Golden State Warriors. Is that what you said? Yep. Nice. I've got a message here from Liana Brouha. Is it called the San Francisco Bridge? Is that why you laughed?

No, it's a specific... Golden State Bridge? Golden Gate Bridge. Golden Gate Bridge. Golden State Bridge. Golden State Warriors Bridge. I'm lashing out. But hang on.

So why did you laugh when I said, is that bridge? Oh, it's just because it's so... Is it like iconic? It's so iconic. Yeah. Oh, okay. It'd be similar to... Because I said, oh, that big red bridge.

So you're like, dickhead. It's like, you know how the last shot of I Still Call Australia Home, there was the Sydney Harbour Bridge? Yeah. It'd be like going, oh, I was in Sydney, and you know how there's like that bit of water and a thing? Oh, or like, you know that spiky house? Yeah.

Yeah, the opera house. And people turn around and be like, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, I know that now. You do. It's an educational podcast. So is that the one?

No, that's the Brooklyn Bridge. Keep going. Leonina Benunanana. Liana Brudinetti has sent through and she said, I played the normal or nah card game with my mum. Oh, fucking rub it in, Liana. Thanks. Yep.

I'd love to play with my mum. Nah, Liana and I are friends. This is all good. Okay. She visited me for my birthday. Fuck, way to trigger tone even more. And then we just got... I thought you were about to say she visited me from the beyond.

I'm like, oh, her mum's dead too. Great. Okay. Oh, sorry. Things are happening over here. Mum visited me for my birthday all the way from France. Oh, bonjour. And it was so much fun.

We actually learned a lot more about one another and got into a huge debate about certain subjects. Even though it's a fun game, it is actually a great way to get to know someone. Icebreaker. Oh, yeah. I feel like because sometimes with parents, especially when you don't see them all the time,

it's very like... Yeah. I never see my mum. Yep. Yep. Okay. You know how you'll see like maybe an uncle or an aunt every Christmas? Totally. And you're kind of like, that's it?

Yeah. And it's like... And every year you have to describe what you do for a job. So what do you do? How's it going? Are you still doing that? Yeah. How's it going?

Oh, you were going to the gym last year. Are you still exercising? Yeah. Are you having a good time? And it's like the same conversation every year for 10 years. Yeah. And you're like, hey, let's move out and play some normal or not. Then we'll actually get to know each other.

Well, that's kind of part of the reason why we were like, I think this game will be great. Yeah. Because you could play it like with your friends or at a workplace if you took some of the naughty ones out. But, you know, there's a few. There's a few you wouldn't put in the workplace, eh? No.

Well, it depends where you worked, really. What's the one that we couldn't illustrate? Swallowing cum? There you go yeah I didn't have to say that normal see you tomorrow

actually no yeah we're done yeah see you tomorrow bye I'm so thirsty no bye everyone

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