Toni and Ryan - The Most Humiliating Gym Crush Fail

Episode Date: October 20, 2025

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that the girl that sucked me off twice last night also... I'm Sherey from Townsville, Australia. I'm Scott from Alabama. We're Juniper and Courtney from New Westminster, BC Canada. And I approve this podcast. The swing version Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast My name is Ryan, this is Tony Lodge

Hello and if you're watching on YouTube This is Pippa, my doggy Because we're working from home at the moment Because I've got a broken foot Yep Still. Still. Tell me about it. Yep. Tell me about it. Still.

Now, in breaking news, Tony's fiancé Torbs has told Tony she's too old to be on TikTok Like as a viewer or as a creator? Well, I just said to him like, oh, that's given me the ick. And he goes, you are too old to be on TikTok. Like, it fully fucking rinsed me. And it actually plays into the tale that I've got to tell you after confession. So really, it's actually fucking downhill for me.

I'll be honest. Well, I hope not because. Happy days. Well, yeah. We saw what happened last time I went downhill. Yeah, you got to have fun. Break the other foot. Even me out.

On Tuesdays, we do confessions. These are top confessions. That's Tony and Ryan podcast as confessions. Tony and Ryan.com.com. You to submit them anonymously. Frustratingly anonymous. We can't get back to you. So sometimes people submit and they go,

oh, do you want to hear a story about when X, Y, Z happen? We go, yeah, but we can't, we can't get back to you. We can't reply. Not only is this a confession, but a recommendation in how to get yourself off. Love it. I'm always looking for new ways. She says, when I was a horny teenager, I figured out that putting the creepy...

Are you... What are you... Charles has lost it today. I'm just listening. It's because I related him eating his favorite food to eating a pussy yesterday and he hasn't been the same since. After we recorded yesterday, he looked at me a bit funny and I was like, well, I'm not a mango.

And then last night, apparently he ate... What's that mango? Charles ate 17 mangoes for dinner last night Yeah, and then he had some fruit Anyway When I was a horny teenager I figured out that putting the creep Sorry, Charles is laughing as he still is a horny teenager

Yeah, write this down Charles He's only 16 When I was a horny teenager I found out that putting the creepy crawler Pool cleaning device between your legs And gripping tight Can send you over the rainbow I don't, oh, okay, yeah.

Oh, shit. Pib, is that enough? It was actually my very first orgasm was with a pool creepy crawler. Awesome. But as someone uneducated on that topic, I didn't really know what was happening at first. Yeah, totally. I kept going back because it felt so good. Yeah.

I reckon I did this in the family pool semi-regularly for about 10 years. and still no one in the family knows. If anyone knows being about wet for life, it's me. God, I fucking love going for a swim in that pool. You know what? Not going to yuck anyone's yuck. I don't know that it would be the safest thing. Like, do you mean that like the sucker that like cleans the pool, putting that on your poohs?

Yeah, but I, but you know how it's on the hose thing? And the hose shakes. And it kind of like, do, do you know? Well, I do my research. You were hopped in the pool last night. I knew, I've got to just double-checked. I fact-checked this podcast. Yeah, okay.

She, Ryan's loving that pool. Yeah. Oh, God, Ryan's been in the pool for three hours. It's so clean. Yeah. He's always cleaning that pool. It's getting a bit murky out there, actually. Um, yeah, I'm not going to yuck anyone's young.

I'm glad that you did it safely. I feel like people, like, those kinds of stories of like, you didn't know what it was, you just like knew that it felt good or whatever, like those kinds of... When did you know? Nah, I haven't ever known. Still get to this day to know. Do you know when you knew?

When did you know? I think I've talked about it before. Have you? Yeah, it doesn't need to be talked about again. No, I say, because I don't recall. No, I do. Well, Lily hasn't heard it. Oh, I can't.

Well, Lily and I've got to. Lily and I've got a trip coming up she's already embarrassed to be around there you can this is a new confession I have a crush on a boy at the gym he's called gym and I finally talked to him when we were both using the squat rack

okay we were chatting it was kind of cute and kind of flirty love it that's where you meet people these days isn't it yeah we were laughing about something i step back to squat bent down and let rip the biggest fart of my life he pretended not to notice which i kind of respect what a sweetheart yeah but he was smirking and like trying really hard not to laugh but he was trying to be what fart yeah you know what i did you know what i didn't just hear

God, you know what I've never heard in my life a fart yeah do you know what Tom says if he farts

or if one of us he goes there's frogs in here um then he tried to like change the subject because he was I think said they both

had a crush on each other but they've never like yeah yeah and then he was like trying not to laugh and he goes oh

nice depth and then we both just started laughing. I tried to power through and do another squat, but it just made it worse and I think

I have to find a new gym now. No, I think it's fine. But what you should have done is say like, that's embarrassing. Like, I think if you acknowledge it straight away,

I think then you can be like, at least we've got our first fart out of the way, you know, because that's awkward. Like as a couple? Yeah, because we're in love.

Or is it just one of those like I'm just going to go for broke now. Like I've done that. I think that's what I mean. Like you just go, yep, it's out there, quite literally. I've shit on the floor. In the gym. All right.

What is the sexiest? Considering, all right, accepting we've had an embarrassing moment. Okay, yep. What's like a one line that she could say in that moment just to turn the whole thing around? Something's just come out of me, but do you want to come in? that was quite fast that's really good do you reckon that's fun it's pretty gross something's just come out of me but would you like to come in but i'd love to let you in yeah that's good i was just making room for your dick it's come out of my asshole but you're not um what about

if you like that then you should see what else my asshole can do Sony Lodge Sorry That's not all I've got in these leggings You've also shay yourself Yeah That sounds like

Yeah And I've also That's those eighth fart There's seven more Seven more in these leggings There's a few silent But deadliest in there as well What would you say

Or say you were talking to someone That you thought was a bit of a cutie You had a vibe at the gym And they farted What would you say? I think I'd prefer to be the hot girl at the gym squatting. Okay.

I'm assuming he's a tradie boy. Okay. So you've just squatted, let out a huge fart. And be like, that's so embarrassing. Imagine the story you tell the boys at work tomorrow that the girl that sucked me off twice last night also farted. We'll call me a mango.

Oh, that's good. Did you think about that? Yeah. I've turned myself on. Worth it. I'm ready to go far to the squat rack. Yeah. I honestly think, Charles, you should do that at the gym.

Yeah. Charles comes into work for morning. So this girl who sucked me off last night. I'm Cherie from Townsville, Australia. I'm Scott from Alabama. We're Juniper and Courtney from New Westminster, B.C. editor and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Before Tony gets to the champion type of shoutouts,

she's still miffed by my line. Not mift. Mift is like pissed off. And the mift is just like, oh, I'm just, oh, like. No, Mifty's like, I'm miffed by that, like pissed off. Is it? Yeah. Oh, would you like to be stiffed by that instead?

She's still... Rattled. Rattled. Steamy. Flusted. Flustered. Flustered. A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tarpers.

Charlotte Charles. Fake name. Jenny Moe, good on you, Jenny. Heidi Roosch. Caitlin higher. It's Caitlin Lower. Karen Wilson. That sounds like a fake name as well.

Karen Wilson. Hope B. Your thing is Caroline Wilson, the Channel 7 AFL reporter. That is who I was thinking about. Thank you so much. Hope B. Josh Delegartre.

Josh Adelagata. And Jamie D in M.B. Okay. Where's M.B.? Just says Mb. Massachusetts, Boston. Mozambique. How many listeners we have in Mozambique?

I don't know. No, I haven't looked recently. Charles, can you look that up? And for you love to say it, I'll come back to you. You can't give him work to do while he's doing his work already. Isn't it? What's he doing that? I don't know.

I never know. He's trying to spell it. Oh, actually, yeah, you've thrown him under the bus there. M-O-Z. Just sounded out. AM-B-I-Q-U-E? Also, anyone listening or watching... Is that right?

In East Africa? Yeah. Yeah. Great, got it. How many Mozambiques do you think there are? That's next. That's next. No, the one on the other side of reservoir.

No, that's Hozambi. While you're looking at that list, if you see Latvia or Riga, well, Riga's in Latvia, I've been invited to speak in Riga. What for? At a conference. What conference? That's so fun. Radio Days Europe.

Should we go? They had budget for one. How fucking rude's that. No, I love it. Are you going to go? Well, we'll never go without you. Yeah, except to all the other stuff I've been doing since you've broken your foot. Yeah.

But that was medically required. Yeah. How long is your foot broken for? Oh, until you get back from Latvia. But if there's tough as there, I'll go. And if there's not, I won't bother. Would you like to know how many downloads in the last 30 days from Mozambique? Yes.

One. Oh. They didn't come back. They didn't love it. Just a little sample. Or it might have been someone passing through. But Latvia. Latvia?

1,268. 0.09% of listeners are there. Welcome to the Tonian. Welcome to the Tonian. Tony and Riga podcast. I can't believe I haven't been invited. Would you like to come? No.

And then go to Latvia? That's really exciting. When were you going to tell me about this? When did the email come through? Last night. Oh, okay. No, that's fair then. Lily just shook her head.

Did I, did you, I think Lily already knew about Riga. When did Ryan know about Riga? Oh, I don't know a specific date. I feel like you mentioned it last week. There was chat about... Someone said, someone in Riga's asked for your details. Can I pass on your email address? And I was like, sure.

Then that person emailed last night. Is that true? Well, she doesn't know that bit. I don't know. Yeah, it could be. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah.

If there's a thousand people, it's down, or one Riegan that has listened a thousand times. We don't know that, do we? No. If Tony and I were, in Latvia for a night, what would we do? And if that answer's good, we'll both go. But they're not paying for me to come.

I've got to pay for myself. Oh, we'll get ourselves over there. They go and we're paying for Ryan. He's gone, we're flying Ryan business to Latvia. You'll have to use your points. I'm sitting down the back. How do you stay a Jet Star in Latvian? Jet Star.

I don't think that. I don't think so. Anyway. Um, well, we've, Riga chat aside. We'll, we'll figure that out. My, maybe see you there. Latvia, hardly know her. Um, so.

Would you travel on three flights to go to the town square of Riga just to say that Latvia line? Yeah. Latvia, hardly know it. All, let's head back home. Let's go. Well, I go, I'm just at the airport while you're at the conference. Like, like you go and do the thing, but I just wait for you.

I think my speech, they've said 20 minutes. I'll wait in the car Hey mate keep the meter running Ryan's got a big speed running on the plane We're running on the plane We're around to turn around So You know how they fly the plane over to fly it back

Yeah We just stay on So there's a 60 minute session Yeah And I went Okay and they go yeah And we're going to do three case studies And you'll be the third one

Oh So like Tony and Ryan will be the third one and so if the first two go too long they won't get to you well he's got five minutes left ryan since you've traveled and tony's waiting in the car what's the secret to making a podcast and you go oh don't worry about i cracked a window so the thing about podcasting is if this helps we actually have more people who watch on youtube from latvia than listen to the pod that does what's that number in the last 30 days just under 4,000 that is a lot that's crazy why are we

in Latvia right now. That would have been a great transition. Well, we can edit it in next March. When we've gone. Where is Latvia in relation to other things? Oh, it's like in Europe. It's the good side of Belarus and it borders with Russia for a bit. Estonia's up top.

Yeah. Yeah, close to Paris. Oh my God. It will be like the summer I turn pretty. So I thought that. Charles, you and I can do that staircase bit. I thought I'll fly to Paris. and then I'll get like a sexy European train

so I typed into Google like how do you get the train and there was like you've done a lot of research with someone that just got the email last night oh the story's really falling apart okay so

oh yeah yeah yeah okay so it's like there's six changes it's like get the train here then get on off and then get on this bus that goes to Poland and then canoe across the lock

the Baltic seat and there's actually six different like and it was a 28 hours and I was because I was like oh 28 hours that's fine I'll be like in this in this cabin like going through the and no it's like then you get to this bus stop walk three K's down the thing and you got your luggage with you and stuff like it's I mean for 20 minutes mate oh yeah true you just wear that yeah yeah we'll do the helicopter's coming out uh we'll watch this space Latvia yeah and if you're anyone from Warsaw or Estonia

that we're just like passing through let us know Yeah, or if you're taking your plane there And you can drop us off What's so true We should get Lauren Phillips's partner Oh, to get us a private jet A private jet feels crazy I don't think that real people use private jets

I agree Like that's not actually real people shit From Melbourne to Latvia Are there many direct flights Are there many direct flights From Montmorency Straight into Riga I can tell you

As someone who was on WebJet's website last night No multiple stops required And Webjet would know Like if anyone was going to get you there The best way it would be Webjet Do you know something crazy So I was looking this up

Last night Because it just came through it to new news And Finn air Like to go with Finland air It was like the best way to go apparently So you go through Helsinki And we have a lot of Finnish listeners When you stop in Singapore

It wasn't a new plane It was just called a technical stop Oh and they just fuel up And you just keep going They kick the tires And then you head off Kind of Because it wasn't

Because that was like Oh you stop And then you get it And they're like No it's a technical Stop And because Changi Airport is so big Yeah

Like you know how you got to get The train from one terminal To another and stuff Yeah So it's a technical stop That's great They should all be that Yeah

So fin air Thanks webjet for the hookup No well I maybe can't even Go to Riga Because right now I'm very busy Because I am leaves the couch once this month. Yeah, I...

So busy. Okay, you wouldn't even believe what I've got going on. So I am obsessed, right, with MKR. And I... For those playing along at home, are you talking about my kitchen rules on Channel 7? So MKR is like a show where they're all home cooks. And they do this thing where it's called the instant restaurant round.

And they go to every city in Australia and the people cook in their kitchen and they sit in their backyard and critique their food. And then they go to like the professional part. So we've just, we've gone through the instant restaurants now and now we're at the professional part where they're doing like eliminations.

So it's pretty hairy, you know, it's busy. And I'm obsessed. And as you know, I'm a Channel 7 girly through and through. But I don't watch a lot of stuff free to air. MKR. Every night. I don't say it's on every night?

It's on Mondays and Tuesday. Yep. Prime time. Prime time, 7.30 after home and away, thank God. So I get to catch up on home and away. I watch the news, then they catch up on home and away, then I watch my MKR, so it's very good. But the thing is, is that I would love to share and talk about MKR, but I am so anti-spoiler because I grew up in WA. So it's like fucking PTSD because we were always, well, currently they're three hours behind because of daylight savings time. But you would never know what had happened but it had already happened over here

so like especially into the days of social media the finale of The Bachelorette it would be on Instagram before it had even aired in her and so I'm really sensitive about sharing spoilers on Instagram about anything so I'm like can't even talk about this show but I remember though when I was a kid

and I don't remember if it was like Australian Idol or something obviously they'd like fucked up trafficking the promo of yeah and they played this promo being like tomorrow morning on sunrise guy Sebastian is like the winner of Australian Idol or for whatever Lily used to work for The Bachelor and she's nodding her head yeah yeah I do remember this yeah so that this is like a thing that happened and you're sitting there the show hasn't finished yet you don't know that guy Sebastian's won and then they play a promo being like guy Sebastian's going to be on the news tomorrow morning because he's won Australian Idol and how amazing.

He's going to perform. Angels brought me here. And we were all like, well, we didn't know he'd won yet. And it was just like this huge fucking thing. Uproar. And so you don't want to be the sunrise promo of MKR.

Yeah. No, I don't. And, Charles, can you schedule Tony's stories to have like a three hour delay? Have a delay. And also can you,

do you know how some times you got to put 24 hours between purchases? Yeah. You got to put three hours between MKR updates. Between my thoughts. Yeah. Because what if I'm too riled up while I'm watching it? Yeah, but then I need to calm down and then. Anyway, so I've been watching it as live because the thing about the promos is that as soon as the episode's done, they start playing the promos for tomorrow night's episode.

And when you are loyal to a channel like I am, Channel 7 is on our TV basically all the time. If we're not home, the TV's on for PIPA. And if I'm at home, normally the TV's on, but it's like on mute and I've got music on. But it's just like, it's just a habit, it's always on. And so, last week, I get the worst email possible. Your mum's died. Lightning doesn't strike twice, mate. Now I get the worst email possible.

And this is where me being a thousand years old comes in. I get an email from the CWA saying, just a reminder, ladies, Tonight's meeting is at 6.30. Does it end at 727? And my first thought was, Oh! My first thought was, oh! I'm going to miss MKR!

Because I'm going to be able to see that way, well, to be fair, I feel like MKR's core demo is the kind of lady that rolls into a CWA. They need to get their scheduling right. That's what I was thinking. They've got to do it a better time. And so I get this email and I go, fuck, I'm going to miss MKR.

And then I go, well, I'm not going to be able to watch Sunrise tomorrow now because they're going to play the promo for what's happened last night. And it's the elimination time. And you haven't watched it yet. I'm going to get spoiled who's been eliminated. So what am I going to do? You know how you guys Brick your phones

Yes Can we brick Channel 7 Oh Or put I'll call them up And I go Because what am I'm going to Put Channel 9 on

The colours Channel 10 Grow up Don't make me laugh What if we get one of the text From Channel 7 To like play around with the back of your TV And you just run on a 24 hour

delay. That's good. Because then you could live thread 24 hours later. And you wouldn't fuck Perth up. Yeah, that's good. And you wouldn't know because you wouldn't get spoiled. Because I'm behind.

Yeah. And then I go, God, the news from yesterday, that's terrible. Yeah. It's like, definitely don't do this tonight. And I go, oh, my God, oh, it was yesterday. Yeah. You come in tomorrow and go, Trump won. You guys will not believe what's going.

going on over there. And then, so, yeah, my first thought is, I'm going to miss fucking MKR. And then it did get spoiled there, what was happening. Yeah, who was in the elimination cooker. And so then I, of course, you know, I rewatched it on 7 plus, like streamed it the next night, but it's just not the same. It's not the same as watching it live. Did you think about, like, taking, like, your iPad to the CWA with your AirPods?

Charles, can you believe this, right? Where we do the CWA meetings, there's no, no. And the internet doesn't work in the building. It's like when you're in a Coles. We do the CWA meetings in an underground bunker. Yeah, because we've got to make sure that the other ladies don't know we're putting in our jam. That's our recipe. We can't have anyone else knowing it.

I actually will back you up here about it's not the same watching the replay. It's not. Because during the year... Especially when you know who's going to be in a fucking elimination cook-off. Sorry, I haven't let it go. Haven't you? Thanks for letting me know. During the football season,

I don't really get to watch too many of my shows, but when the Hawks are on, that's kind of Dad's two hours to watch the game. And because you don't like have telly on around Mabes that often and stuff. So it's kind of like... She gets an episode of Play School in the afternoon. Bridge watched a couple of her shows. Not a big TV, but when the Hawks are on.

But there's a bridge goes, no, why don't you just watch it later on Chaos? No. I go, because when I yell at the screen, it's already happened. No, I could not agree with you more. Because when I go, ball, assuming the umpire can hear me from three states away, he's not going to change his mind because he already made the decision earlier today. Yeah.

So then what's the point? When I say, come on. Yeah. What are they going to do? They're already at home. They won't know. Come on. Mate, we're home.

Come on. Yeah. So I was going to make sex. joke it's not the same no it's not so i'm with you yeah so maybe the 24 hour delay on seven yeah because then when i go i would take that fettuccini out it's already mushy what's that not work do they play mkr on in riga well this is my question if i go to lapia how will the seven plus app work for me charles because i have to wake up with sunrise i can make it work you'll actually because of the time difference go to bed with sunrise they call it sunset

stream at the next day and I'll watch your sucks. That's very funny. That's very funny. All right. I've got a you love to see it and it's in an iPad that I've dropped earlier. I love it is. My love to, oh. I've got a great you love to see it actually from Megan Mul Ryan.

She's coming to Lapview with us because she says, Tony, she's at the store on Patreon. Tony, I just had a flight attendant. Thank me for listening to the safety demonstration. And she says, I thought you'd be proud. And I am. That's amazing. Thanks for listening. And you just know that they go, I know you're not watching.

You know, the flight attendant, they go, I have to stand here and smile and hold the fake seatbelt and pretend to blow into the whistle. That would be, if I was going to be a flight attendant, like, if I was like, do I want to be a flight attendant for a job? Yeah. That would be the part where you just, can I just not do that bit? Oh, no, see, that's where we differ. That's my time to shine. That's my performance. That's my type part.

And I would do some, like, little, like, uh, you know. I like the flight attendants that do a type five on the announcements. Oh, they're good. They're good. I don't think they're standing up with the belt because it's so, like, orchestrated and you've got a prop and stuff. Yeah, but you love prop comedy. Yeah, but you need to be able to talk because they're just, like, some other guys talking and they're just, like, doing the dance. Do you reckon, like, for compliance, they can't do comedy during the safety demonstration?

Yeah. Like, if we're going to die, maybe try this. What? No, here's the real one. You're like, well, hang on. She was joking, but all I can remember is Tony's sweet zinger. Yeah. And I can't remember what way to put my jacket on.

Yeah, no, that's true. Also, if you're playing crashes, as if a jacket's going to not fucking stop you dying. Well, look at Titanic, isn't it? That's a boat. So true. Do you know the part that I would really, yeah, so true. It still is. It's just in a few bits.

at the bottom of the fucking... Rest in ocean. Pacific? Pacific? No. No. Do you know the part that I would really like? Because it's obviously the...

Red Sea. Because of the blood? The Baltic. No. The Latvia. Tasman. No, that's between Tasmania and Australia. No, that's Bastrait.

The... What rhymes with Slaslantic. Tasmanic Is it the Atlantic? The North Northern Atlantic Yep

The Atlantic I wouldn't even guess I don't think I knew it was an ocean Do you know the part that I would really like about being a flight attendant The customer service part

Where like as people are coming on And you're doing the coffee and stuff I would love that Because I love chatting with people Yeah I would love it I would absolutely love it I'm more of an A to B to travel

I just want to get there I know I know But I think that I'd be good at that Do you know what's good about When we travel together Is that I take the heat off you often You do the talking Because I always chat with them

And then I kind of go Oh we're together So then they don't also bother you They don't do small talk with you Because I've already heard it from me Yeah So that's quite good That is great

Was that you love to say? Yeah My love to see it is from Ryan Fidler Oh I love Ryan Fidler Uh, someone who started working with him, their name is Tony Ryan. No, it's not. Yep. And I, being a Ryan, uh, regularly meet up with them, uh, because they do projects together

in this company. Yeah. Um, and so I... We've met Ryan's husband. He's hot. Isn't he? Yeah, he's the better half of that, you know? Well, Ryan was on, um, Great Australian Bake-off.

Oh, yeah. Because I watched that because he was on it. Because Ryan was on it. Yeah. Live? Watch it live. And messaged him during the episodes And I was like, what were they like?

You know, like got the tea about it. They were a bitch. Do you know what Ryan? He wouldn't say anything. He didn't tell me a thing. What a loser. So Ryan and Tony Ryan do projects together. Yeah.

And so in the calendar, it's Tony and Ryan projects, which is tarp. So in his work calendar, it's got like tarp. And he's like, oh, is that when I'm listening to the podcast or is that when I've got? No, I think he named that specifically. So he was. was like he knows what he's done inside joke yeah that's the zinger in the safety demonstration yes yes sir i love that ryan thank you for sharing that you know ryan lives around the corner from me next to michael jordan ryan feedler yeah he's buying the house across the road

um no he lives like two minutes from me really yeah he lives really close maybe he was the person running late for the workout class yesterday sorry this morning yeah you saw Ryan and Tony Ryan. Ryan and Tony Ryan listening to Tony and Ryan during their Taught meeting. Yeah, whilst Ryan drove past. Hey-oh. Love you.

We'll be back tomorrow. What's tomorrow? Ryan's tired. Shit you've done when you were tired. It's good stuff. It's... I imagine I haven't read it. I didn't go to the meeting.

It's good for us. Oh, okay. It's not anyone getting hurt, is it? Like proper hurt That one's embarrassing That one could poison you That one's fucked up That one's hell embarrassing

Great Tony could be injured in that one Oh that's okay I already been injured So it's like double jeopardy And that's just disappointing No no serious injuries Except maybe the second last one

Awesome All right love you bye Love you bye