Toni and Ryan - The Most UPSETTING Combinations

Episode Date: October 10, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur, best selling Dr. Arthur, Tony Lodge. Oh my God. Gassed me right up. Yeah. And I am, we are going to call Hailey who's in Brisbane. Well, if you want to call Hailey, I'll go have a sit down. I thought you were going to have a sit. I thought you said I'm going to go have a sick around. I'll go have a sickie. You and Hailey can chat. I'll just go have a sickie.
Starting point is 00:00:20 Where's Tony? I'm downstairs having fisherman's breakfast. Hailey! It's Hayley! It's Tony and Ryan. How are you? We're good. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:00:29 It's so nice to use such an Australian accent. I actually don't even know why I moved to England and I apparently got a stronger Australian accent. I don't know how. Oh, it's cause you got to back it in. When you know your roots, you got to back it in. Even though your name suspiciously sounds a lot like Harry Potter. Haley Potter.
Starting point is 00:00:50 I'm looking at your name like, definitely. Yeah, yeah, I've heard that every day of my life. Ironically, I actually have a scar above my eyebrow as well. So I just like really wrote that in. I'm claiming royalties at this stage. Oh my God. And so you should be. Did you sue for your likeness?
Starting point is 00:01:09 That's what I'd be doing. Pretty much. Good thing I don't wear glasses, then I'd be screwed. Yeah. I love that you said that as you're talking to me, I've got a scar on my forehead, and I don't wear glasses. Yeah. All good.
Starting point is 00:01:21 Yeah. You've never seen Harry Potter and I, or Hayley Poulter in the same place. No. Between Sardy Lodge and Hayley Poulter, I think you're Daniel Radcliffe. Our Venn diagram. We don't talk about Venn diagrams on this show. Hayley, will you approach today's podcast? Absolutely, I will. Legend.
Starting point is 00:01:38 That's magic. Hey, it's Hayley from Brisbane and I approve this podcast. I was thinking about saying thank you for watching and listening today, but no. Wicked wow. Actually, you should be the one thanking Tony Lodge because she brought something to our attention the other day that you can stop doing the finger guns if you like. Or is it because you're a cowboy? Anything else?
Starting point is 00:02:20 Tony on an episode recently said that someone once had bread that's already cooked and then decided to cook it again and make toast. And like, what were they thinking? And good on them. Good on them. Because they have created the best meal on earth. Toast.
Starting point is 00:02:37 But what were they thinking? I don't know. Because why would you think, oh, this soft thing is delicious. Let's make it hard. But did they know it was going to... I mean, sometimes that is good. Wow. Thanks for tuning in today and I will catch you Monday, I guess.
Starting point is 00:03:00 Like things at my house are going well, you guys. It sounds like it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It sounds like it. Um. Yeah. It sounds like it. Um, fuck me. It's the weekend and thank God.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Do you know what I mean? Yeah. And Tony's got a big weekend planned. Um. I'm going to make some toast if you know what I mean. I'm going to bake something twice. Make some soft things hard. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Reduct soft things hard. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Sorry. Sorry. Reduct it. Well, Milan has a question. Um, video. Have a look. Amazing. Now I enjoy sesame seed oil, but I'm wondering at this point in my life, if sesame seeds are seeds, what the fuck is a sesame?
Starting point is 00:03:57 What's it the seed of? What's it the seed of? I'm with Milan and you by the looks of things that what? If anyone knows the answer, let us know. I don't know the answer. Because like grape seed oil is from a grape seed oil. Yeah. But what's the, Scrapes are delicious. Scrapes make wine. Prunes or is that something else? Grape seed oil. Yeah. But what's the, Scrapes are delicious. Scrapes make wine.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Prunes. Or is that something else? Nah, that's plums. Okay. I can't have those cause I already poo enough. Oh, I love prunes. So if it's a sesame seed, what does it come from? Where's the sesame seed come from?
Starting point is 00:04:41 Like just the biggest seed. Yeah. Maybe they're from Sesame Street. Crass is subverted. Big bird. Big bird knows. Big bird. Tony, here's one for you. No, I'm really stuck on sesame seeds.
Starting point is 00:05:01 You listening? You watching Tony Lodge? Yeah. Think about foods that Krispy Kreme sell. Food. Duh. What? Food singular, not plural. Okay.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Right. Are any of the foods that Krispy Kreme sell Krispy? of the foods that Krispy Kreme sell Krispy? Because they've taken the best part about a donor and covered it in their glaze. In fact, I would say everything at Krispy Kreme is soft, which is the, is soft the opposite of Krispy? Oh, no. And I don't think the opposite of crispy is slimy. I think. But slimy is sim, I mean, donuts are slimy when you put your hand in the
Starting point is 00:05:53 Krispy Kreme bag and it's got all the fucking topping and shit. Yeah. But I, I'm a bit of a donut purist myself. I like a hot cinnamon donut and that's it. Like, I'm not a fan of, I don't really like a hot cinnamon donut and that's it. Like I'm not a fan of, I don't really like a lot of icing and stuff like a donut. So I'm, I'm a hot cinnamon girl. Yeah. What about when you mad,
Starting point is 00:06:17 hot cinnamon girl. And you've always said that. What do you think about, you know how on Instagram, and I feel like this is maybe two years ago, Instagram, um, but you know those people that do those very epic, extra elite like donuts and it's got the thing sticking out and it's sitting in the top of a milkshake. I was about the Freakshakes from that place in Canberra. Embra, yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Oh, get it. What was that place called? It might've just been called Freakshake. But it was like the place. And I remember following them on Facebook for years. They were like one of the first viral foods. On the first day I was in Canberra, Tanya and I went there and we both couldn't walk for days because we're both not great with milk.
Starting point is 00:06:54 But we sacrificed for the freak shake and freaks we were. I've never been to Canberra so I never made it, but I remember being like, I need to have one of those. Should we drive up today? I remember they used to post on Facebook like we've sold out for the day. Like people would like line up around the block. So, but what do you feel about that though, as a donut purist? Um, well also as like a milkshake purist, I feel like I just want to thick shake.
Starting point is 00:07:18 That's a thick shake or, you know, I don't like all the stuff. Like how you don't like big bash cricket. You just want the traditional. It's too flashy. Yeah. It's too flashy. Give me simple is best. There's this place in Perth called Mechanics Bar.
Starting point is 00:07:36 And it's a real fuck. It's a, it's cool. It's a real cool place to go. And they did a Bloody Mary with a burger on the top. Like, just let me order up. Did anyone else hear that just sigh from so. But like let me order a Bloody Mary if I want to have heartburn for three weeks and let me order a burger. Don't force my hand and like, I just don't get it at all.
Starting point is 00:08:04 Can I just have heartburn for the rest of the weekend? Yeah. Hi, you guys don't have any heartburn. You know what they, you know what they should fucking sell? A fucking Bloody Mary with a Mylanta on the fucking top so that you can have a little Garvescon and get you like fucking headed off with the pass. That's what they need to fucking sell. If there's ever been a combination of things to sell together, that makes sense. It's a Gavi and a Bloody Mary. A Bloody Gavi. Would they, would it just be the Gaviscon on top? Or would they shave the Gaviscon down and just
Starting point is 00:08:39 mix like make it- It's like those Barocca bottles you can buy where as you twist it, it drops in. I think that the Gaviscon should effervesce in the Bloody Mary and just save us all the time. As someone who is now- Skip the middleman. Yeah. Yeah. Because I'd rather have the Gavish and the Mylanta straight up than to wake
Starting point is 00:09:03 up at 2 AM and go, and go, we don't have any fucking Gavscon, do we? And I'm like rustling through the medical drawer, shit everywhere. Not good. Not good. And so that's my idea. That is a great idea. And if anyone can beat that combination, you're wrong, actually. Go fuck yourself. Thanks for the support. I really appreciate that.
Starting point is 00:09:25 Um, I just got two other things, but I don't know if we're going to top that. I've solved the fucking world's problems today. What else? What else you got? Why is it called rush hour when the traffic moves the slowest? And do crabs think humans walk sideways? Like everyone else is the weird one. Can you imagine like crabs in traffic and all the cars are going sideways? They're all walking sideways, bumping into each other.
Starting point is 00:10:00 And I'll give you an unprecedented third option to just not take any of that on. Oh yeah. Yeah. Uh, thank God the redeeming factor of that was obviously the Gabby and the Bloody Mary. The Bloody Gabby. The Bloody Gabby. Installs now for a copyright. Tony Lodge, 2013.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Prior to 2012. 2024. 2013. Don't know where I was. Too busy picking up boys at the IGA. Yeah. Hey, it's Hayley from Brisbane and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Welcome back.
Starting point is 00:10:41 It's the Home Shopping Network. Yeah. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. Welcome back. It's the Home Shopping Network. Yeah. What was that? A massive shout out to a few of our champion tarpers over at our Patreon. Lace Pellerine, good on your lace. Steph Tobias B, Alana Bowles and Maddie Tellies. And that's a few of our champion tarpers. Did you say bias B?
Starting point is 00:10:59 Tobias B. I thought you referenced Hurstbridge's greatest rapper. Tobias B. No. Known for the great song, Barra da Hersti. Oh. And he rapped about our train line. I think I've heard that song. Who hasn't?
Starting point is 00:11:13 Yeah. Most people. Well, people, Melbourne people. If anyone knows Bias B. 307.3, what all? Let me know. But yeah, thank you, to Bias B. To Bias B.
Starting point is 00:11:21 Yep. And actually all levels of Patreon are scrolling along the bottom of the screen. And I've got a message here from one of our Patreons. So we, we empty that inbox in Patreon. Into our hearts. Into our hearts. Yeah. But sorry.
Starting point is 00:11:35 Just emptied into a skip. We emptied into a... Sorry. Terrible wording there. Into our hearts. But like I read all the messages. I try, I reply to everybody. But Alison Shanley sent through this one yesterday. I had a dream, Staten Strong. I think I've heard this one before.
Starting point is 00:11:53 Alison says, I had a dream and you and Ryan were in it. You called me just to chat and I can't remember what it was about, but I was really excited by it. And I woke up and cried. Because it wasn't real or because you had to endure us on the phone. I don't know. Or did we cry? Did we all cry together? So it's not clear. Oh. Love a bit of dream chat though. It's your favorite as you know. The thing about dreams is no one gives a fuck obviously. And but-
Starting point is 00:12:18 But people like talking about their own dreams because you've come- No one else gives a fuck. Yeah. But you've come in with a fucking couple of clangers of dream chat. Now maybe not on the pod, but into the office, you go, I have this dream. And I go, oh, it's interesting. And I redacted it redact. Um, now is this a sign of depression or is this actually nice? You mean Alison crying together and Yeah. And like, you know, hugging, getting it out.
Starting point is 00:12:47 There's some part of me that thinks that just feels nice. Oh, very cathartic. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Except I think that in the dream, Alison was crying alone. Oh, yeah. I think not as cathartic. Oh, it's still cathartic. Cause she said I was really excited and crying.
Starting point is 00:13:01 So maybe it's like, Oh my God, I'm so excited rather than on Tony and Ryan are on the phone. You know, she can register and be an approver and that dream can become a reality. Patreon.com slash Tony and Ryan. She knows because she's already there. Yeah. Um, yeah. So we get all of our approvers from. Get in hot ticket.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Get in, get in. Um, I want to talk about something that's really upsetting and I'm sorry to bring the mood down like this, but I want to talk about things being where they shouldn't be upsetting addition. I think that we can probably call it. Um, as we all know, I'm quite famous for saying, um, that stuff's just places, uh, when I learned why a toilet seat, Tony Lodge, or that girl that that stuff's just places. When I learned why a toilet seat cover. Have you heard of Tony Lodge?
Starting point is 00:13:47 Oh, that girl that says stuff's just places. Well, that's happened before. Hmm. It has. Um, and cause I didn't know that the toilet seat of a toilet was actually functional to keep all the germies in. Has a purpose. And you said, um, what did you think it was for?
Starting point is 00:14:00 And I said, well, you know, stuff's just places. Some stuff shouldn't be in certain places. And I'm gonna, I'm really gonna need you to match my energy here. Okay. Because something happened to me this morning. It's live, it's happening live. And it was the most upsetting thing
Starting point is 00:14:16 that I think maybe has ever happened. Am I gonna be upset by it? Or do I need to prepare? Do I need to get Alison and get ready to cry a little bit? Maybe. Okay. I think it's gonna need to prepare? Do I need to get Alison and get ready to cry a little bit? Maybe. Okay. I think it's going to take you right to this situation. This morning, I got into my car
Starting point is 00:14:34 and got tangled in a spider web. In your car. Inside the car. Inside the car. Inside the car. So does that mean the web lever is somewhere in the car that you have to now sit in and drive to the studio? Yeah. Via a process of elimination, I believe so, yes.
Starting point is 00:14:57 Was this spider also working at the Audi dealership because he seems to be better at the auto electrics than they were? True or false? Was this spider also working at the Audi dealership because he seems to be better at the auto electrics than they were. True or false? Can't, can't. What did you call him? Oh no, I didn't.
Starting point is 00:15:14 In case the spider's listening, I really want to be kind to him. How are you with spiders? Cause Australia, we have crazy spiders. We had a, did I show you that one in our fireplace the other day? Yes you do. We had to deal with that one. I got, yeah, that was a big day. But like, how are you, like obviously no one loves them, but are you, you know, where are you at? Well, I think the context is important. Seeing a spider in your house or up in the roof or
Starting point is 00:15:40 something, you kind of go, they're doing their thing, catching the flies, going to leave it. But as soon as it like leaks into your territory, I feel like that's too much. The car is a place a spider should not be. Like it's got no business. It doesn't have its license. I can see a spider in every room in my house, like in my mind right now. But the thought of it in a car is just like, is it got someplace to be? Yeah. Where is it going? Am I a fucking Uber driver? Yeah. You dropping it off somewhere on the way.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Like, is it going to ding ding when it wants to stop? Yeah. No, I don't like that at all. That's giving me the heebie-jeebies. Isn't it the most horrible thing? And so you've come in and you still don't know where, how, who, you're just the spider's web. Nah, so I- And doesn't give them the fucking web on you, just fucking-
Starting point is 00:16:23 So it got all tangled in my hair. Oh, I can feel it on me. Like it's actually fucked anyway. And so I hop in the car and I'm like, oh, that's weird. And I thought it was just a hair on my neck or something. And I've kind of gone like that. And then I was like, oh, that's weird. And I did that again.
Starting point is 00:16:41 And the spiderweb was on my head. And that's how I knew it was spider web. But not like just a hair that had gotten stuck to the back of my jumper. And was like tickling me or something. So what we're saying is, and correct me if I'm wrong, Burn the car, burn the building. Well, obviously. Let it all go.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Yeah. Oh, sorry, Sophie. I've got some crazy coincidence chat. This morning we got in the car and Rhyan goes, there's a spiderweb hanging down from the roof, so there's a spider in the car somewhere. That's never happened to me before. For those of you new to the show, Tony and Sophie both live in Reservoir. Is there, what's going on in reservoir at the moment?
Starting point is 00:17:26 I don't know. There's obviously it's a conspiracy. They're taking over. Are they taking over? This is the new regime. I don't know. So yeah, it's like- I know those council, council elections coming up, but they got a message.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Council elections. They got a message to spread over there. What's going on? What's with the spiders? It's really, it's really str- and I just thought that's so upsetting because like a spider, like we said, in the right context, all good, normal car, normal spider in the car. No, thank you. Absolutely terrible combination.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Sorry about that. Everyone that's ruined. Everyone's weak. And I think that everyone can like feel it as well. I wonder if you speaking of like normal things, but in the wrong. Yeah. Things where they shouldn't be. I, I, I, sorry.
Starting point is 00:18:04 My face is malfunctioning. Cause I just thought of that. We were at the ABC the other day. Yeah. Australian Broadcasting Corporation, like five TV studios, 30 radio on podcast, huge, big, big building. Yep. And in the, it's not a public bathroom, but it's a huge workspace with hundreds
Starting point is 00:18:22 of people, so it's got that kind of public bathroom energy. Yeah. I walk in and a guy's brushing his teeth in the sink. Just raw in the world. Straight up using the water and that, you know, using the water. So when I walked into the bathroom, I stopped and went, Oh, sorry, mate. Cause I think I, in my mind, I'd walked into his apartment, his bathroom, his house. Is this, I'm like, no, I just got the men's sign on the front.
Starting point is 00:18:54 And I, and I said, Oh, sorry. And he goes, Oh, it's okay. And yeah, yeah. And I went, okay, foaming at the mouth and I walked past him. I'm like, am I allowed to pee while someone's brushing their teeth? Obviously I would just go to the cubicle and just like reconsider my life choices. Wait until he's gone? Like, cause you go, I don't want, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Is that a bigger deal as I thought it was? Cause it just, it threw me. That would throw me. Yeah, it threw me. I just didn't know where I was and we're, the first time in that building. So I was a bit like, is this, yeah, is this how things operate here at the M.A.C.? And you don't know if that's like the CEO or someone's mate. Like, you don't like, do you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:19:32 He did, he did give off the energy that he lived there. What was he, was he like ready for work? Like wearing a suit or something? Or like- Scruffy. And because of where we were, maybe he was like, he'd done the night shift on talkback radio or something. Yeah. And then like was kind of going like, Oh, get ready to head home.
Starting point is 00:19:55 And brush my teeth and do what it- and like- He's living in one of the studios. Yeah. I just- He's like, yeah, I do a long shift and you know, there's a lot going on at the moment, so I thought I'd just hang around. Staff cuts, staff cuts, they're leasing out some corner offices, just as many studio apartments. Yeah. And he got one without a bathroom.
Starting point is 00:20:10 What a shame. Shame. That is a real shame. Well, who builds an office with an ensuite? You know, maybe- I would. They should do that. That sounds amazing.
Starting point is 00:20:18 They should do that. Okay. Right things in the right place. Bathrooms in offices. Yeah. Toilets in podcast studios. I wish I was sitting on a toilet right now. But I, Brian, I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm in the right place. Bathrooms in offices, toilets in podcast studios. I wish I was sitting on a toilet right now. But I brushing teeth, normal.
Starting point is 00:20:31 Well, at least it should be. I just said, cause I've got a really furry mouth cause I've been sitting on this furry coffee. Yeah. The bathroom, normal place. Yeah. Did I seem off that day when we were at the ABC? Or did I turn it back on? You held it together really well.
Starting point is 00:20:49 Because I got, this was before you guys got there. Yeah. So I walked in and just went, oh. Nah, that would have, that would have thrown me for a loop. Absolutely. But speaking of things where they shouldn't be, I would love to hear if anybody else has been in one of these upsetting situations. You can pop it on our, on, on our, uh, episode thread now Facebook group.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Uh, another one that I thought of that I have seen, and I feel like everybody's seen it, I think I know, is when you're swimming in a public pool, swimming in a public pool and there's a bandaid floating in the pool. And it's not attached to anybody. Just a bandaid not attached to someone. I think anytime a bandaid is not attached to a person. Yeah. No.
Starting point is 00:21:39 But yeah, when you see a bandaid floating in the pool, god, that just fucking, that sets my stomach just to rot. That is crook ass. Um, so if you've got anything else fucked like that, we'd love to hear about it popping in that episode today or in the YouTube comments, because, uh, you need to match our energy cause we've been upset and I need an exorcist for my fucking car is as well. Um, but to bring things back around. Do you want me to call Billy? No, I don't need you to call Billy. Because people are new to YouTube, they might not know about Billy.
Starting point is 00:22:11 If you need a car to disappear, just send me a message because I've got a guy. No, we're not endorsing that. His name is Billy, he gets the job done. No last names. I don't think he has one, he's like Prince. His last name is E. Billy. Oh no, he's like Prince. His last name is Billy. Billy.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Oh no, that's stupid. Do you know how, do you just want the spiders out of the car or do you want the car dealt with? My, I don't want you to say this because right now, if anything does actually happen to my car, they're going to be like, no, you talked to you, joked on a podcast about getting your car taken care of. We're not going to pay out your insurance. And then what, then what will I do? You're never thinking about the future.
Starting point is 00:22:50 You're never thinking about consequences. Yeah, no, that's what Billy does. He goes, how much is the car insured for? That sounds like some good consequences coming your way. I've got to love to say it here that I think might turn our morning around, post spiders, post Billy. we're going into the weekend and I feel like we're just. We need some good energy. Our mate Charles.
Starting point is 00:23:09 Oh, Charles. Charles Patterson, he sent us through this photo and it made me absolutely piss and it's just really sad. I'm going to slide my laptop over and we'll pop it up on the screen. It's a. What's Charles been doing? Well, I'm guessing it up on the screen. Uh, it's a, What's Charles been doing? Well, I'm guessing it's in a hospital. So it says gynecology and restaurant this way, but it looks like it's the gynecology
Starting point is 00:23:35 restaurant. Gynecology restaurant. And as a fan of- Where's Charles eaten out this weekend? Eaten out? Oh, eating out. As a fan of a great combo, like a bloody Gavi, etc. I mean, you know, you got to get it done. You got to get it done.
Starting point is 00:23:54 No, but that made me laugh so fucking hard. That's it just really, I think it really got me at the right time. I fucking lost it. Jeck and the person making the sign like knew what they were doing. Because surely someone went. Do you know, like also what could help? That would be like two bullet points to show it's like two separate things.
Starting point is 00:24:14 Grammar. Yes. And that's coming from me. Yeah. Like. Who does not deal well with the English language. Like I just I think there would be some ways to. Two separate arrows. Or a different color. You know, anything. But yeah, the gynecology restaurant.
Starting point is 00:24:29 I mean, I don't think they'd be booking out. This doesn't sound that good. Fancy you ask, mate. Oh, jeez. Dining out. You've obviously never been to a gynecologist. No. What's a gynecologist again?
Starting point is 00:24:43 Is that what Dr. Gionno does? Yeah. I've been. Yeah. My last gynecologist again? Is that what Dr. Gionno does? Yeah. I've been. My wife's gynecologist was the hottest guy. Who's? Matt Watt was the hottest guy ever. I'm good on him.
Starting point is 00:24:54 Yeah. What a guy. And when reception, they go, how are you booked in with Dr. Gionno? Anyone in Melbourne who's seen Dr. Gionno knows exactly what I'm talking about. And he was like, and I was there in the room when he was doing his thing and I was exactly what I'm talking about. And he was like, and I was there in the room when he was doing his thing and I was just like, what a guy. When he was working. Yes. And I was like, wow, what an attractive man. Oh my God. Poor Dr. John. He's just doing his job. All right. What do you have left to say?
Starting point is 00:25:18 I've sent you a picture. Can you tell me what that picture is? Tell me what that picture is. Uh, it looks like a side fence. Um, or a gate or something, but like the two sides are higher and one bit slower. My friend put up a new fence. His neighbor is an elderly man who lives alone. So he left a spot a bit lower so they could still say hello and check in on one another from time to time. Oh, that's so sweet.
Starting point is 00:25:46 Isn't that the most adorable thing you've ever seen and heard? So the old guy across the... You know, he doesn't... I think it's just him left, you know, and... Yeah. Oh, g'day, Gary. How you going, mate? All good? You watch the Hawks on the weekend? Yeah, good. Doing all right? That's so sweet.
Starting point is 00:26:00 You know, a lot of... And someone who used to watch Home Improvement when I was little... Yes, yeah, Wilson....and was just the big, but I don't think I realized till later just how much Wilson was just doing the heavy emotional lifting for that family. I'm just so wise. And to think a wise man could be like blocked out by a high fence. No, these guys, these guys got it right. I love chatting to my neighbors.
Starting point is 00:26:22 We've got a few, like, like like our streets quite small and we kind of all know each other. And the other day I took people for a walk and some of our neighbors like they've just had a baby. And so I met Bob for the first time and that was just very sweet. Very sweet. And anyway, and we're standing there chatting and then another neighbor walks over and all of us chatting and then he goes, Oh, I've got to go pick up the girls. Like, um, you know, better head up. He goes, then another neighbor comes down and he goes, Oh, it's my birthday tomorrow. And we're all chatting.
Starting point is 00:26:52 And then I already been out before and people's just sitting there like loving the attention. Like everyone's fucking. Having a good yarn. It was so lovely. Then I walk around the thing and then I met Julie down the road who's renovating at the moment and she's got a great lawn. I asked her what she does with her lawn.
Starting point is 00:27:08 It was honestly the best day of my life. I think my block's not that big, but I think I was out of the house for like 45 minutes. It's strange to hear you say- Because I stopped and talked to every person I saw. It's very, see I'm a bit conflicted here because your street, very cute. Everyone knows each other. Everyone lives nice and close, but you also live in a rural country town. Yeah. So I think you got to get your story straight here, mate.
Starting point is 00:27:30 I don't know. Well, we all live- Tony's small country town is a very nice, cool inner city suburb, by the way. I live out in the sticks in the country. Actually, it's past the sticks. Not even any sticks. I'm out on the plains of Melbourne. Preston Market's just down the road, guys. If you're not from Melbourne, just Google it. You'll go, oh, it's a nice spot. It is a nice spot.
Starting point is 00:27:54 No, it's very cute, your little pocket. A lot of spiders, though. What's Pippa's deal with the spiders? She scare them off. She play a defensive, like, protective role within the house. Does she give a fuck? Is she friends with the spiders? She wasn them off. She played defensive, like protective role within the house. Did she give a fuck? She wasn't, she wasn't, um,
Starting point is 00:28:07 she wasn't in the car with me, but maybe that's why they're going for the car and not the house because you got a big scary dog. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but I do have to take people out to the vet today. So there is a spider in there. Maybe she'll, I'm scared off for me. Yeah. Scary dog. Thank you so much for listening and thank you so much for watching. Really appreciate it. On Monday I was going to say coming up, but I don't fucking know yet. So Great.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Love that. See. Trust that over the weekend we'll think of something. We've come up with something. Yeah. I was looking at my shirt. I don't actually fucking know. We don't know. Yeah. All right. Love you. No, but you do. You have a great weekend.
Starting point is 00:28:44 Have a great weekend. Enjoy your Gaby, Scotty, Tommy. We don't know. Yeah. All right, love you. No, but you do, you have a great weekend. Have a great weekend. Enjoy your Gavvy, Scotty, Tommy. Your bloody Gavvy. Your bloody Gavvys. Yeah. Have a bloody Gavvy.
Starting point is 00:28:51 Gavvy on us. Love you. Boy.

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