Toni and Ryan - The Origins Of Teabagging

Episode Date: April 17, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Orr with the Tony Lodge. We are calling Colorado and we're calling Jessica. The shoe brand. You know how they make wallets, et cetera, that brand Colorado. Hello. Hello, Jessica. Jess, do you live in a wallet? Oh yeah, hi. No, well, Jess, so we see here that you live in Colorado

and it's like quite a famous brand. Is that brand from Colorado? Yeah, totally, yes. I don't know. Oh, my God, that's cool. Who would have guessed it? That's cool, isn't it? Are you surprised by that?

Oh, just a fun little fact, isn't it? Hey, I'll go a better fun fact. What is it? Jess, who do you work with most days? If you're okay with me plugging that a bit. Please. So I'm a kennel supervisor for All Breed Rescue and Training, and we're a nonprofit organization.

So if anyone wants to donate, if you even need, who need homes and like medical expenses paid for, it's haveanicedog.org. That is cute as. Oh, well, that's awesome that you do that for your job. That's sick. Yeah, that's cool.

Jess, that sounds incredible. Will you also, as well as taking care of all those rescue dogs, approve today's podcast? Fuck yeah, I will. Fuck yeah. Erf, erf. Hello, this is Jessica from Colorado, and I approve this podcast.

Erf, erf. All right, coming up today, more scandalous barber chat. Is it officially a saga? When does something become a saga? Oh, but I love the way barber saga sounds. Yeah. It's a barber saga. That sounds like a lovely Greek dish. Yeah, can we get some taramasalata dip, some halloumi

and some barbasaga, please? That sounds good. It sounds smoky. It does sound smoky. I will give you that. Is that because you went to barbecue school the other day and we've heard about it a couple of times? In passing, you've been like, yeah, the barbecue school

the other day, so it sounds a bit like smoky. Am I not allowed to mention barbecues around you? No, no, no, no, but I'm just like. I didn't realize you were keeping a tab of my barbecues galore mentions. You don't need to get defensive. I will get defensive. Because you know how people say like the twilight. Barbecues galore is actually sick.

It's fucking sick. Like when you go in there, they've got all those like dishes and all those utensils and stuff. Like it's not just barbecues, you guys. Like they actually. Yeah, it's also galore. Yeah. It's a real galore. What does galore mean? It's like a galah, but for barbecues you guys like they actually it's also galore yeah it's a real galore what does

galore mean it's like a galah but for barbecues barbecues um you know how it's the twilight saga yes is it because three movies is a saga no it's four it's four books but it's five no but what makes something a saga i think more than three three because if there's like a trilogy, which is three. So we're only up to a barber's trilogy today is what I'm getting at. But is it a barber saga? See what I'm trying to get. But the barber saga makes it sound really good.

We'll do a follow-up next week to make it a saga. Barber saga. But coming up today, a barber trilogy. You'll actually shit when I tell you what happened when I went to the barber the other day. You shat when you went to the barber, didn't you? No, it was in a hairdresser's house. Yeah, you shat there and then you wiped your bum on their towel.

Didn't have toilet paper. Just in case anybody didn't remember. Keep your toilets stocked with paper. Yeah. Wouldn't be a problem. I'm blaming her. It was during COVID there was a big shortage. Thank you.

Like, so. Big shortage. And she then remembered as well and she went, oh, there's no toilet paper in there. And you went, what? Oh, I didn't know. We know the story, mate. We know it.

If this is your first episode, Ryan wiped his bum on a beautiful young woman's towel. In her ensuite, in her house. During COVID. Because he was allowed to go during COVID because he was on the TV, which is just even funnier. It just adds a whole layer of like why it's funny as well. There's actually the whole story is on YouTube. Yeah. I won't repost it because I don't want the notifications.

I'll share it. I'll share it. There's a whole YouTube video. We'll share that in today's episode thread. I'll pop it on Instagram because it's just, it's well worth the watch anyway let's do it glad everyone's had a good time let's do normal or not emily friff has a normal or not frithy waiting for the person at the supermarket checkout to say your total before you swipe your card we can both see the total on the screen i could just tap my card but i always

wait for the bored 16 year old to finish his little speech before i do it is this normal or not that's normal you gotta respect the speech could you imagine how deflating it would be give me the big speech of price and how um okay there's all your bags and the... Because you can't keep going. Yeah, it's like when they're doing the safety demonstration on a flight. Oh, I feel so bad. No one's listening. No one's listening.

Everyone's already got their headphones on. And you know what I do? I take my headphones off and I go... You're a good audience. Yeah. Oh, where? It's just like you know the routine in advance you go like you know the doors but it's coming and you go where are the doors and they go oh thank you yeah

but you've got to be interested in what they're saying and i think like for those bored 16 year olds that are working as like checkout people that's the time to shine the only thing they get to say do you know what i don't like sometimes makes me like a little bit is when they're like they assume that i'm paying with card even though i am like and they go yep just tap your card i go what if i had cash and they go do you and you go no it's the same as when you go to this this happens at the servo all the time don't assume you know me that you when you know you know when you go to the servo and then you tap your card and they go cool thanks and i go can i please get the receipt and they go every time they never offer

you a receipt but when you do and you go no you fuck it well yeah i guess so but like i just hate that they assume i don't need it so whenever they don't ask i go oh i'm so sorry would i be able to get the receipt and they go do they make that noise They do the eyes. Every time they go. And then they just press one button. It's like. It's not that fucking hard. But the fact that they don't offer. I'm like, you don't know my taxes.

I hate when they offer. I'm like, who's saying yes, that no one needs a receipt. I need the receipt because like I need to get the receipts for the tax. What are you writing off? No, like because I get fuel for my car, which I use for work. How often are you driving mid-episode? Don't know how yourself is committing tax fraud

on the show. No, there's no tax fraud going on. It's all about board. It's all about board. All about board. Sounds like it. Nah, it's all about board. Oh, that's him now. Hello. Hello, ATo megan lee has an award megan says i bar i bar megan says i buy stuff online on my phone all the time but if it's a big purchase i need to do it on my laptop megan says making a big purchase on my phone is just too wild and crazy. Agree.

There's not enough care on the phone. You're only one click away from just buying something. Yeah, you're always just too close and that's a bit scary. What's your threshold? I would never, ever book a flight on my phone or a hotel or something. Never, never, never, never. Even with the great apps now? No.

You can choose your seat and stuff? Nah. I'd choose my seat afterwards in the Qantas app and whatever, but I would never, ever book a flight on my phone. And you know what I would actually do because I'm really lazy? I would look at the flights on my phone. I'd pick the ones that i want and then i'd go great and then i'd walk my little butt all the way into my little office and then i would do it on my

computer would you do you do stuff on your phone a lot no so at a certain time of the evening i'll get the laptop i and sit on the couch because then it's serious yeah then you're sitting down and also because when you do it on your laptop you've got all your like discount finders like you know how like all your like discount finders. Like you know how all your add-ons for like Honey or Shopback or whatever and you can like key them all in and save all your money. If I've got a bunch of emails to do, I could probably do them all on my phone but I'll get the laptop out because

for some reason it's signalling to Bridget that I'm working and I'm not scrolling. I actually agree with that. Because when someone's on the phone, it's like, well, what are you looking at? Yeah, you're obviously on Instagram. Yeah, just scrolling through TikTok. I don't know. I'm not scrolling. I actually agree with that. Because when someone's on the phone, it's like, well, what are you looking at? Yeah, you're obviously on Instagram. Yeah, just scrolling through TikTok. I don't know.

I'm doing business. I'm actually doing my emails at the moment. Yeah. I just like the big screen too. Yeah, it's nice. I think it is like a nice way to work. Yeah. But yeah, a big purchase.

No, I wouldn't be. I'd say that there's probably a price cut off. Tanya has a normal or nah? Hey, Tanya. Tanya was at Costco. She's waiting in line with a bunch of stuff in her trolley. Costco's awesome. I went for the first time this year.

So good. This guy with an overflowingly full trolley just walks straight in front of her. What would you do, Tony Lodge? I would march up to that guy and I'd be like, excusez-moi, pour favor. I was actually here before you, before you. Before you.

No, I wouldn't say anything, but I'd get angry and then I'd text you about it. Yeah. Yeah, so you'd just go. The amount of stuff is actually irrelevant. It makes it more frustrating that he had a heap of things, but regardless of how many things it was, you're still like, well there's a if there weren't laws and social rules people would just be getting up

to who goes god knows what never catch a budget flight in asia mate you would just fucking murder someone yeah everyone for themselves it's lawless it's luxembourg they govern, it's lawless. Everyone for themselves out there. It's lawless. It's Luxembourg. They govern themselves. That's very funny. No, like the way you used it, it's really funny. Thank you. Like a good fact, like a funny fact. Anyway, fucked. What did she do?

So Tanya mentions politely to the guy. She goes, oh, sorry, I'm actually here. Good for you, Tanya. He points to the lady standing in front of me, says Tanya, and says, I'm with her. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. The lady was empty-handed. Tanya says, I thought she was with the people in front of her,

but no, she was just standing there holding the spot in the line. Nah. Normal or nah, bagging a spot in the line at Costco. Nah. What's the statute of limitations on bags in the spot so like if you've got a teenager with you say it's like you and your husband and you've got a kid that's 15 or something and you go go stand in the line we'll be back in an hour but every time you get closer just let the next person through and then by the time we get there you'll be right at the front you You can't be doing that. No. And we know your stance on just going to grab one more thing when you're already in the line.

It's very stressful. Yeah. We don't like that. I think if you're not done filling your trolley, you and your fucking plus ones can fuck right off. Yeah, I don't think that's like legally. I would be getting a lawyer for that. That sounds really serious.

Tanya has lawyered up. I would. Yeah a lawyer for that. That sounds really serious. Tanya has lawyered up. I would. Yeah. I definitely would. Finally, I don't know if I can read this and not. Come. I was going to say vomit. Oh, come out of your mouth.

Bullshit. Imagine if that's how it worked. Well, I mean, the other one's just vomiting out of your thing. Yeah, but imagine if you vomited cum out of your mouth. Oh, that would be so terrible. That's awful. I'm sorry I even had to repeat that. Also the texture of it.

Yeah. Like slimy. Okay. Well, whatever you're about to say is no way as bad as what we just said. I reckon we'll be surprised here. Let me know in the episode thread if you think this is worse. Tarpers, that's lawless. If there's anything that's lawless, it's our Facebook group.

If you're a tarper, I love you and you've made my life so much better. But fucking hell, I hate every single one of you for the stories you bring. No, I love it because I finally found 120,000 people that are as disgusting as me. Dustin McMillan. Hi, Dustin. Dustin says, after I'm done drinking tea, I take the tea bag out of the cup and put it into my mouth to suck the final bit of tea out of the bag before throwing it away.

Normal or nah? There's something about the words sucking the bag that just really, is that where teabagging comes from? You know that term? That's funny. That is really actually deprived and fucked. is it worse than what we were talking about before yeah see you thought it couldn't be done that would be so bitter and disgusting do you know what you do that really pisses me off though ryan well we're getting into dusty

you take your tea bags out and you put them in the fucking sink and then you don't put them in the bin after and they like dry to the sink and it's so fucking disgusting. I do do that. You do do that. Yeah, I'm not proud of that but I do do that. You do do that. I don't want to do that but I do that.

Do you know what we've just started doing? Okay, Tony Lodge's hackathon. What we've started doing is we're on a tea bandwagon at the moment. We're drinking heaps of tea. Great. And I've just popped a little Tupperware container next to the kettle so that when you

finish like squeeze your tea bag out and pop it in there because the thing is that you don't want to take it to the bin because it drips all over the floor you can see the footsteps yeah you can see the little drips from the kettle because you know where my kettle is and you know where my bin is yeah I mean it's 40 kilometers because you got to go through the butler's quarters isn't it yeah if the butler's there he gets angry he does get angry if you don't knock you got to go through the butler's quarters, isn't it? Yeah, and if the butler's there, he gets angry. He does get angry if you don't knock. You've got to do a special. That's how you get the butler's attention at Ryan's house. But when you try, you've got the spoon, you've got the tea bag,

and you're trying to like fumble the bin open, and there's fucking shit going everywhere. So we've actually just put a little tiny Tupperware container. So after you finish steeping your tea, pop that in there, and then at the end of the day or when there's a couple in there, you just tip that into the thing. That is a great hack. That is a great hack.

We are all better for knowing that. Yeah, you are. That is actually really good intel. And don't suck your bags. And I've always said that. Hey, this is Jess from Colorado, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas

over at our Patreon. You can check it out at any time. We do some live streams over there. We did one on Monday. It was the up. We made thick hot chocolates and didn't we fucking pay for that all day Monday afternoon. Rachel Ashcraft, not Askraft.

There was some Askraft going on on Monday afternoon, I'll tell you what. Candy. Oh, a bit of candy happened as well. A lot of sugar. A lot of sugar. Shelby Meadows. Shelby Meadows around the mountain when she meadows. Shelby shitting all afternoon after a thick hot chocolate,

that's for sure. Stephanie Lee. Stephanie lean over the bowl as I. And Goose. Thanks, Goose. Nothing to say, just cheers, Goose. Thanks, Big G. Appreciate that.

I would rather go to a nightclub with bare feet then go to the barber in birkenstocks i feel like i need to make an official statement regarding this yeah i said that last week and i fucking stand by it tony you were like if you you said it's fine to go to the hairdresser in inals. No. And the tapas have come with fucking receipts. Yeah, because so my boyfriend and Ryan are on the same side of this argument. Both believe that you can't wear Birkenstocks to the barber. I said, I think it's fine. I wear like open-toe shoes to the hairdresser, like whatever.

You did make a good point, Ryan, though, that because I'm short, the cape like fully engulfs my body. Yep. And so maybe you've got like a rogue toe hanging out or something. A rogue, like shin down. Yeah. No, see, I'm like fully covered by the cape. Nikki Kekalotti.

Hi, Nikki. Kekalotti. I'm a hairdresser and there is a thing. Kekalittle or Kekalotti? She cares a lot about this topic. Yeah, good. She cares a lot about Aunt Toddy. I'm a hairdresser and there's a thing called hair splinters.

You can get them in your skin and they hurt and worse, they can get into your bloodstream and poison you. Oh, they've got a vendetta. Yeah. They don't have to fucking get you. They've got a little knife, a little syringe full of poison. They poison you. Charlie said, I 100% agree with Tony's boyfriend and Ryan.

If you have exposed feet at the barbers, the little hairs get under the feet and it feels like you're walking on razors. P.S. see you boys at the nightclub. And Aliveira. No. No. Aliveira. There's no way. Aliveira. No. No. Alivira. There's no way.

There's no way. I've said that right. Let me text you all this name. If it's Olivia, I'm going to throw up. It's Olivia. That is not Alivira. Where the fuck did you get Alivira? No, Olivia's got an O in it.

Olivia. Olivia. Where did you get Oliviera from? Where's that? Olive. V, and there's an A on the end. Olivia. You're saying Olivia.

No. This is Olivia. It's just a different way of spelling Olivia. The same like Tony and Tony Y. Or like when you meet a Jonathan or like John Nathan. You know how it's like the same. Yeah, I don't understand that. But it's the same name.

Anyway, this is Olivia, not Aliviera. Oh, my God. Sorry, Olivia, about that. There's a beautiful way to spell the name. Olivia, as a hairdresser, hair splinters in your feet are a real O, H and S issue. They're extremely painful. Oh, she would say A, H and S.

It's a real A, H and S issue. Men's hair is spiky and more likely to give you hair splinter on your feet. I actually, I'm, consider me turned completely around because I. We're not having threesome chat anymore, mate. That was five minutes ago. And no one heard that. Oh, is that in between episodes? Yes.

Oh, man. All right. Go and check out Patreon. No, that video, no way that's going up. The conversations are. What were we talking about that sent us on that path? I don't know. It's not important.

Teabagging. Oh, the teabagging. Teabagging. Yeah, sorry. She got wild. Was that off air? No, no, no. But that is not going.

Fuck, save the gold for the episodes, guys. That is not going in the podcast, obviously. The, fuck, who are we doing? So you got teabags on the mind. You're talking about Alavira's hair. Guys, I've got a barber story to make it a barber trilogy. Hang on. I completely agree.

I hear your hair splinters and I redact my statement about not understanding why you wouldn't wear Birkenstocks as the barber. Continue on your trilogy journey. Thank you so much. Would you say Ryan's always right? Absolutely not. Cool.

Yeah. No way. But in this circumstance no still no still no all right you're gonna fucking hate this tony lodge great you may vomit take a sip of your juice and then put it away okay i'll just have a little sip yeah i'll have a sip of my coffee because it's about to get wild we can't sip at the same time you know how last week i said i get you know how i'm like a bit impatient when i'm in a line or i'm stuck somewhere you don't like feeling trapped you get a bit claustrophobic yeah yeah so waiting in a line for something gives me the heebie-jeebies i'd rather come back later or just sitting there

when i'm in line just i don't know it gives me the irrits and this came up last week when we were talking about whether you can walk in or book at the barber right yeah so if the barber opens at nine and there's no bookings, it's walk-ins only, I'll get there at 8.58 and just try to get in first, get my haircuts done and be on my way. The crazy thing is that anybody that knows you knows that that's not your style for anything else. Like that's how much you don't like waiting in there.

Or if they close at 5, sometimes you roll in at 3.30, 4 o'clock and they're kind of like the busy, like they're kind of winding down for the day. Do they get angry though that you're at the end of the day no because i think they get paid per cut so they're just like they're all yeah okay um so i get to the barber the other morning at 8 58 two minutes before they open but they're in there you know they're brushing the things and you know getting the scissors ready and like just sprucing the place up no because they scissors ready. No, because they're like sweet, you know, they're like, barbers can get messy.

I like them when they're like on top of it and keeping it clean. They do that the night before, don't they? Yeah, but they just get prepping for the day. Okay. Because sometimes, especially with like the razors, they'll have those in the little. Barberside. The what?

Barberside. What's barberside? That's what it's called, the blue. Yeah. Yeah, it's called baricide. So they're Barbicide and they're razors and they're getting all ready. So there's two guys in there. Yeah, great.

Two guys that are working there. Two guys that are working there. I'm the first one that walks in. No other line? No line. Fuck. Time to perfection. Doesn't that feel good? And I was like, no line for me today. Did you go to fucking like Rockstar Car Park as well? Yeah, literally at the front door.

Nice. So I walk in and I go, you guys open? They go, yeah, yeah. And I go, oh, where do I sit? And they both look at me and go, you choose. So you got back in your car and you fucked right off. I got in my car and drove off the nearest cliff. So they're not only making you decide a chair.

They're basically saying who do you think is a better barber. Who do you want to go to? Do you know? So my mum used to be a hairdresser, right? Did she? Yeah. She's dead now, but she used to be a hairdresser. And do you know what she used to say?

Sorry. She didn't die from a hair splinter, did she? Do you know that? That is so funny. Because I've heard. I mean, she was bald at the end, so it would have been a bit hard for her. Maybe that's why. Her hair went from her head into her toe.

Went inside. Because I've heard from Nikki Kezalotti about your mothery. And she Kezalotti about me. They can get into your bloodstream and poison you. Yeah. No, so my mum used to be a hairdresser and this was her, like, way to pick a hairdresser. Pick the one with the worst hair because they're doing everyone else's hair

and someone else has done their hair. Oh. Yeah, isn't that good? That is good. So I know you can't go back in time now, but she was like, if you ever walk into a hair salon and you've got to like just like pick someone pick someone with the worst hair because someone else has done their hair yeah and so someone with good hair that's great yeah

yeah all right and if you're a hairdresser and someone walks into the salon and goes i choose you what they're saying what they're saying is I think your hair looks fucking awful. But you're probably great at your job. Maybe. Hopefully. What if there's two people with shit hair in there and you go, fuck, what if I get the other one? Yeah, the answer is leave.

But, yeah, that's what mum always used to say, like if you had to make a call. Sorry I'm giving you this advice too late. That is good advice. If I had have. You're like, like fuck should have gone here it's like your hair looks good though so i wouldn't know you've done a good job yeah but um so i was like i feel awful because in my mind i'm pretty sure don't they get paid like a real low maybe hourly rate and then they get you know a percentage of the cuts they do during the day i don't think that's how it works because some cuts just take longer.

Don't they charge more for that? Like if I get a beard done, it'll be extra for the beard. Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah. Oh, maybe it is. I don't know, but I'm sort of going, I don't want to fucking play good. Just tell me where to sit. I'm not here to make fucking judgments.

I just want to get my hair cut. Yeah, and it instantly puts you offside. And I have to look you in the eye and go, imagine if I went straight away. Well, obviously that guy. Yeah. Now the guy goes, what the fuck? Yeah, it instantly puts you offside with them and you're in like a shit social position.

Yeah. And I'm just like, I'd gotten up early to hit like, and I'm like, I'm just not, this is like, this is, the first thing I thought was, Tony will hate this. Oh, I. But then I was like, I also hate this. I was literally about to. I'll put my hand up and go, I also do not enjoy this moment.

And then I came up with a pretty creative, fun idea to sidestep this. And I went, oh, you can't make me choose, guys. You guys paper, rock, scissors. Oh. Sorry. Insert good idea, Ryan, energy here. The room is quiet. That's so weird.

That's what Bridget said when I told her. Oh, that's so weird. That's what Bridget said when I told her later. That is so fucking weird. Is it? Because I thought. Oh, fight over me, you guys. Who wants to cut the big dog's hair? That's the vibes. That was a great colour pop, by the way.

That was one of the great. Shout out to Mark Waugh. That was one of the great, shout out to Mark Waugh. Now, I thought this was a fun, easy way for me not to choose. I'm outsourcing it back to you. You know how Paper Rocks is? It's a bit fun and cheerful and it's like a bit of a fun thing to do. Sounds like a weird power move, I think. Does it?

Yeah. Oh, well, they didn't. Yeah, okay. How did they respond? It only got one. Oh, no. How did they? So you've said this. You've done your colour pop.

Now, I don't know if it's a cultural thing, but. Barber culture. One of the barbers was not from Australia. Oh, so maybe he didn't know what the game was and so he goes oh a game how do you play my soul has left my body just to let everyone know when i said this to Bridget, she goes, I would have gone into witness protection.

And I said to Bridget, witness protection is for people who are to be protected against crimes. It's not just like a public service that anyone can go to. Okay, well, then put them in there because they're a crime of social fucking. Is that on him? No. Oh, okay.

Because I went, and I was like, well, I'm not going to sit here and fucking explain a game. And then did you have to go, oh, don't worry. Yep, you look great. Like, did you then just sidestep that? And then one of the guys goes, you can have it. The guy who knew how to play the game, he just went, no, I'm not touching that guy.

Yeah, well, they were like, God, I don't want to sit there and talk to this guy for 40 minutes. What I will admit is an excellent haircut. It is a really good haircut. He is the one that does not know what Paper Rock Scissors is. And that's okay. And it turns out there is no relationship between knowing what Paper Rock Scissors is and being a good barberer.

That is the worst thing I've ever heard. I thought that was really clever for the Paper Rocks. I just think it's too much. Like it's too much. It's just full stop too much. Well, they could have just said sit here. Yeah, and I'm not saying that they did the right thing initially because, yeah, they should have just been like.

Are you saying I made a bad situation worse? I think so because you've then like they've put you in a shit position but then you did it back to them which feels like a weird power move. Yeah. But that's why I was like I'll send that right back. Yeah. And I get what you were trying to do but then someone not knowing Paper, Scissors, Rock is fucking like you couldn't have seen that coming.

And the other guy just goes, oh, you can have it. So he just forewent that money. He can't pay rent this week because he didn't want to deal with that. He's like, I'm happy sleeping on the street. Yeah, because I didn't have to deal with that guy. Had to sidestep that fucking guy. Oh, my God. Fucking hell.

I still feel like they're the bad guy in this story. No one's done a great job. I think like it's like. Except the hairdresser. Ironically, which is the only job that needed to be done. Yeah. Next time, though, you call me and I could have given you the good advice from my mum.

Yeah. But thinking about it now. Yeah, I would have stayed with the same guy. See, there you go. Terrible hair. Can't lace his paper up. The guy who said, I'll just bow out. It's like, well, I'm bowing out of YouTube, mate.

I think that he's done a good job. Oh, no, I would have gone with the other guy because his was a shit haircut. No, I think that it's good for my other guy just being like, oh, you have it, mate. Like he obviously was just like, let's get this out of this situation. Let's cancel this. I've got to your love to see it here. And funnily enough, it's all about SOS, which is what you probably fucking needed.

SOS. I reckon. What song is that is what you probably fucking needed. SOS. I reckon. What song is that? It's Rihanna, SOS. But I saw this on the news and it's kind of been doing around, so you might have seen it. But I've just texted it to you, Ryan, that there were some guys, three stranded fishermen,

and they found these big palm leaves on the island that they were stranded on and they, like, signed out, like, spelled out help using the palm leaves. Yeah. And they were, like, so their boat got damaged. They were stranded for a week. Holy fuck. Before, like, a plane saw their help message.

And it worked. And it worked. And it worked. That's sick. And the search coordinator said the act of ingenuity is pivotal in guiding rescue efforts directly to their location and they were found safe and in good health. Amazing. I haven't seen that.

Yeah, it's like a crazy story. It sounds like fucking from Castaway or something. But it actually worked. They found them. They were safe. They were healthy. They were all good. And the guys, like, got rescued.

Oh, you love to see that. You do love to see that. Isn't that a wild story? Also, can everyone just stop going on boats? It's bad news, isn't it? I've never heard a good story involving a boat. No, literally never. Yeah.

But... What's that movie titanic oh rms titanic obviously yeah um poseidon adventure that's another boat one that goes awry have you seen that one no great anyway um what's that one with tom tom hanks needs to steer clear of the water captain phillips yeah sully sully he's in a river not a river not a boat he ends up in a fucking in the water yeah but he's not in a boat anyway

but I thought steer clear of the water Tom Hanks fuck yeah stay land bound is there any movie that involves Tom Hanks and water

where it goes well for him well he's not good in airports either because he's in I think he's still there in that one he is that guy actually

didn't he just die that guy that's based on anyway you love to see that those guys got got saved and how clever you wouldn't think that would actually work but it did here we are did you see the photo it hasn't come through oh great yeah cool um how has tonyodge poisoned your brain? Megan Jones, this is how you'll have to see it, walked into a store and saw they had Skippy's PB Bites. Can you see them there? Yeah.

So they're like some awesome snacks that Megan, they're like obviously her favourite that's a bit uncommon, and she sees them and goes, fuck yeah. And because Skippy, that's peanut butter in America, is a peanut butter branch? I think so. Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, peanut butter bites. Oh, yep. I don't think I've ever talked about those before.

They're so good. I let out a good old, oh, come on my face and call me a cupcake. Unfortunately, my mother didn't think it was very funny. Must have been us. Yep. Thanks for bringing that up right now. I got a three-minute lecture about saying things like that in front of my almost two-year-old.

Doesn't matter how old you get, your parents are always going to be your parents. You love to see it. Oh, well, these things look really yum. I would have said the exact same thing. Would you go the chocolate peanut butter on the side, the Adventureful Girl Scouts edition, or the pretzels? I'd go the pretzel peanut butter because I love the salt. The salt and the peanut butter on the side, the Adventureful Girl Scouts edition or the pretzels? I'd go the pretzel peanut butter because I love the salt.

The salt and the peanut butter. Fuck, yeah. Yeah, that'd be so good. Skippy on me. Yeah. All right. Got a bit of a loose one today. Sorry.

Shit. All right. Have a good day, everyone. We'll see you tomorrow. Are we going to put the in-between in there? No, no fucking way. Nah, because, yeah, we went into some areas that only a threesome would see. Love you so much.

Tomorrow's a video show, so you can watch and listen on Spotify. Get around it and we'll see you tomorrow. Tomorrow is dangers of being a parent. Well, I mean. And one of the dangers is having a daughter that goes into a PB Bites and says, come on my face. Come on my face. See you tomorrow.

Love you. Bye.