Toni and Ryan - The Perth Bingo Card

Episode Date: June 21, 2026

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I'm standing in the line waiting to check into my fly, and I hear this. Oh, good on you, mate. Thank you. Guess who is in front of me in the line? Oh, I was about to say that. This whole time, I was like, did you see... Hi, my name is Elizabeth. I'm from Brisbane, Australia. Hi, I'm Kate from London, Inuit.

And this is Golby from Pemberton, BC, Canada. Hi, I'm Morgan from Hannah Alberta, Canada. And I approve this podcast. Why I'm about to beans? insufferable for four hours. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. And can we keep that? Can we keep that in where Tony said,

I'm about to be insufferable all day? And also probably a video. Yeah. Tony's going to be insufferable all week because she's wearing a collar. Yeah, she's holding a coffee. She feels very grown up and she's just walked in and said cabbage is in the top five vegetables you can have.

And I could... No, my favorite top five. Oh. It doesn't have to make everybody, but I think it's not. You've just really come in with the worst take. I've ever heard. The softest. You know,

that take is worse than cabbage. Take that back off you. No. No, you need to take that. And the more you cook that take, the shitter it gets. Nah. Do you know what's crazy about cabbage?

No one's fucking said that ever. But similar. Nothing. It's so dull. Nothing's crazy about it. It's very vanilla. Yeah. But the way that you use it impacts how it is.

It's not the size. It's what you do with it. Exactly. because I thought that I hated broccoli all this time and then I found a dope way of making it and now I'm like oh well broccoli is awesome fuck dull again another dull thing for me to say on a Monday morning

oh you know what I'm about to go to work for the week and oh talk about cabbage and broccoli oh don't throw in the spinach it's too exciting it's about to get way more exciting because spinach can fuck off by the way spinach can literally eat my fucking ass all right here's the deal except for a spinach and ricotta roll

No, no. You're either pro or against spinach and you can fuck off. Or maybe here's the call. I'll between as a team, as a best friendship, you take the cabbage, I'll take the spinach and we'll just handle our own business. So what, how have you had cabbage? Like only as coleslaw? Because coal slur sucks fucking dick and bull sack.

It does. It really does. So overrated. I love barbecue, but then sometimes they're like, oh, this barbecue meat in a coleslaw thing. And I go, or with a bit of slore. but like coleslaw from a supermarket, it's soggy, the mayonnaise is tangy and gross. That's not good.

That's not good. But cabbage, like, a little bit of butter in the pan. Do you know what I did the other night? I did this beautiful Korean chicken, some rice in the rice cooker. And then the cabbage, a little knob of butter, a heap of sliced up cabbage and some sliced up leaks and just put the lid on.

And it just kind of like steamed for a while. And that was unfucking real. You've just described a loaf fob mat boys night. there. Oh, because you can't have garlic. Or lake. Or cabbage.

And that also. Yeah, sorry. I'm just the, yeah, but it just doesn't sound again. Anyway. I hate to kick a bitch while she's down.

But I've got some awful news. Fucking hell. There's a, the cabbage is at the door. Michael Jordan has brought in a cabbage. Tell it to its face. Diet Coke in a can is in crisis. aluminum can't get through the straight of Hamoos

which means there's a global supply shortage of cans and countries like India there's now no Diet Coke in the entire country in a can or at all? At all because that's their number one method of like moving it around. Aluminium? Yep. Yeah.

What do I say? You said it the American way which is so gross. When I was saying it in my brain before I was saying aluminum and I knew that I didn't like that. Yeah. But I didn't, I couldn't recall. What's the other one?

Yeah. Like, what's the alternative version? Like I should have written in my notes, say the other one. Yeah, aluminium. Say aluminium. Aluminium can I get through the state of a moose? It's not a state, it's a straight. Straight.

Fucking hell. You need some cabbage. It's good for the brain. Anyway. Why do you think I'm so smarter? Eat a lot of cabbage. Fart a lot, but eat a lot of cabbage. You're welcome.

That, I don't know if big cabbage is going to be. be cool with you being like the face of this makes you smart because there's not that you're not smart. Thank you so much for saying not that you're not smart. There's just a lot of evidence on the internet that would like if they clipped it up right. They go so this bitch is your face of how smart you could be. No that's so fair. But my strengths line. The girl doesn't wash her drink bottles. My strengths line. The girl doesn't wash a glass. My strengths line. Because she just had water. My strengths line other areas. Like I've got some strengths. So you could be the face of sucking dick on behalf of cabbage.

Yeah. And I would do a great job. Want to suck dick like a maniac? Put some cabbage in it. Anyway, we've got a reporter on the ground in Mumbai to see if they can find aluminium can Diet Coke roller tape Charles. Oh! Hi, it's Tapa Bree in Mumbai.

And I'm trying to find Diet Coke anywhere. Come with me. By our Apki-Bas Diet Coke here. No! This is Indian Coke. Thumbs up. No luck on the first one. Let's go to the next one. I'm crossing my fingers. This is the next shop. It's a famous store. Uh, G, up-kipas, diet coke here?

No? No, no Diet Coke. Two out of three failures. Let's see, I'm holding out hope. It's not looking promising. E! Sorry, do you have Diet Coke? No. No! But I did buy a twist because it's twi-twits. I went to three different shops. No Diet Coke. I'm gonna go home now.

Now, miss you Diet Coke. Like, that's what you I am. Bree, excellent reporting from Bree. Yep. Thank you, Bree. Yep. That's a real shame. Should we send her a carton?

Do you know at the moment? So recently, the cartons of Diet Coke from Coles had Devils Wears Priders too on it. Really? It was like a themed can. And now it's themed as the World Cup. So it's got like different, like flags on all the cans. So brands are getting on the Diet Coke. bandwagon.

Yeah. When can we get on it? What's after the World Cup? Tapa. Time. It's always Tapa time. Well, a little bit different, but I was just in Perth. And...

Tapa time. Well, actually, so do you know, because you lived in Perth for a while, you know how they've redeveloped all of that, like, front, like the waterfront thing? And it's now called, like, Elizabeth Key. And they knock down all that stuff. And now there's all that new shit there. There's like a beautiful... There's a little creatures there now.

Ooh. Yeah, and the whole building is glass. So you can actually see out. It's beautiful. It's called Elizabeth Key. And I was there with a bunch of friends. And they go, yeah, we're going down to Betty Jetty. Stunning.

Excuse them why, isn't it? That is the coolest fucking name I've ever heard. So Betty, shot for Elizabeth. And Jetty, because it rhymes with Betty instead of Key. And they fucked calling it the key. I don't think the key is not. What is a key?

I don't know. And it's spelled Quay. I don't get it. Yeah. And the quay is like, is this like a French key? Do they open doors different? Wee. Is a wee key?

I don't know. I like Betty Jetty. Betty, jettie. So I want to know because I just thought that was so fucking chic and cool. What is something, if you can comment below, what is something in your town? Like, what's the Christian name of it? Like, what are the government calling the city planners? And what do people call it?

Like, what would you say to your friends? Because you would never say, we're getting down for Elizabeth Key. I felt like the biggest tourist saying Elizabeth Key. No, no, people are not from here. Oh, people that move over race to call it Elizabeth Key. Oh, that would have hurt you too. I don't like that. Yeah.

I don't fucking like that. She goes to Perth for a weekend and cops that. Yeah, I did fucking cop that. But, um, so let me know the Christian name it. Also, the Melbourne Exhibition Center. Mm-hmm. That was made by the premier at the time, Jeff Kennett. Yeah.

And so it's called Jeff Shed. Have you ever heard the term Jeff Shed? Oh, no. Because at the time it was just this, it was so. massive and random. Everyone's like, oh, Jeff Shed. And it kind of stuck. So if you chatted to like people older than me old school, they'd be like, oh, Jeff Shed. So like, would your mom call it that? Yeah. Amazing. That's the Melbourne Exhibition Center or whatever. Or you know in Bumbury, how they've got that big office building. It's the milk carton. The milk carton. Yeah. What is that

actually? I don't know. I think it's just like an office building, isn't it? It's the milk carton. But yeah, like it does look like milk carton. Anyway, so aside from the most Perthian things that you've ever heard like the Betty Jetty. Yeah. I was there over the weekend and I hit the Perth trifecta. I achieved the three, it's like the Perth bingo card. Okay. And I achieved the top three things in Perth.

And I was like, for the fair few that we experience. The top three things is wild because there's so much Perth only stuff happening in Perth. And let me be very clear. I don't mean top three things as in, like, like the best three things to happen in perth like oh make sure you go and experience this thing it's just like things perthy things that happen to you while you're in perth yeah and the top three happened to me and i was like well fucking bingo bitch i don't want to guess because i don't want to run this but it's just yeah okay but you're just it's just such an iconic place it really is

and there is anything could happen in perth and i hadn't visited for a while and i just went i'm home These things occurred around me And I was like, this is just beautiful Okay, number one I was getting onto the Krona freeway shoulder all And everybody in front of me had a fucking melt down And started beeping at each other Because none of them know how to merge

That is iconic Perth That is Perth. It's actually not that hard You just keep going the same speed And pick a fucking lane Zipper merge So true What are you up to bitch? I didn't have a word for zipper thing

Until I got there And someone's like, You just got a zipper. and I'm like, oh, I just thought that was called driving. Yeah, it shouldn't need a term because it feels very straightforward. So you got fucked up. And straightforward is the direction you need to drive. You don't need to slow down.

You don't need to go across. Like, it does the job for you. You don't need to beat anyone. It's really okay. There's no winner in all of this. But there's a loser though. And it's the city of Perth and anyone driving on the Quina freeway. Yeah.

The big one that comes straight through the city's asshole and the one that comes from up to stadium hit each other. Yeah, and if you go like Graham Farmer, Quina is the other way, yeah, yeah. Quina is out like southway to like Baldi Belfth. Yeah. And then if you go Graham Farmer, which is the tunnel. Yeah.

I haven't been through the Graham Farmer in a while. It's pretty good, isn't it? It's a great tunnel. It's looking good. Though I will say that I think that they've really cooked on the Burnley Tunnel here in Melbourne. You know how they got those lights on the side now? That's good. That feels fancy.

Yeah, you do. Yeah. No, will you keep up with them? Yeah. Okay. If you're not winning. Okay. The second thing on my.

birth, my birth trifecta. Did I not tell you guys? I gave birth in Perth on the weekend. Big weekend. After a big girth. I went to Dome. It was the number one thing of my left. Well, maybe number two.

Yeah, you had a few things on. I went to Dome. Espresky. Of course. I had a honeycomb gold rush espresso. I have a photo of it that we can pop up on the thing. Please. And I had an eggs hollanda's.

Ham and X Hollandais with the beautiful Holandaise sauce from the carton that you can buy from Amazon. Can you? It's the Norrer brand, K-N-I-R. Could you have that every day? Yes. But like, could you? No.

I don't think so. I will say like it isn't the best. The thing about Dome is that it isn't the best. It's just consistent. You know exactly what you're getting every time. Is that why it's the best? And I think that that is part of the charm is that there are quite a few dome, like, venues. And you're going to get the exact same thing.

Doesn't matter where you're in, why in Western Australia. You go in for a honeycomb, espresso and an eggs bend. You know exactly what you're getting. And because they order everything in, like, nothing is. So my brother goes like, oh, yeah, can I get the eggs scrambled? They go, we don't have any scrambled eggs. And I go, oh, well, can I have eggs been? They go, yeah.

And I was like, oh, so they get the eggs. Hang on. Hang on. Sorry. No, sorry. Do they not have bowls and whisks in Western Australia? So this is the thing that at Dome, I think they get like a big bladder of scrambled egg. Oh, no. I'm not saying you're wrong.

I'm just saying I don't want to know. I actually don't want to know that. You don't want to know how the sausage gets made. You don't want to know how the scrambled egg at Dome gets made. I don't want to know how the eggs at Dome gets scrambled or where. Yeah. Oh, and it's not in Perth. it's happening over east that's what they're not telling you are there some big factory in

adelaide just scrambling a whole state's worth of scramble i like i'm so sorry but yes i'm putting it on overnight train in a sack yeah yeah and probably frozen you probably is too yucky i met this guy in finance right and i was like six five blue eyes what do is i'm in trading am i yeah what are you trading he goes i'm in the frozen orange juice game he spent his whole career just trading frozen orange juice. How's it going? He goes, oh,

we're up at the moment. Oh, okay. Because I don't forget about that frozen orange juice fucking drop in, you know, back in 2011 when the frozen orange juice. The squeeze, God forbid.

But that was literally his whole... Get it? Squeeze and orange juice. All he did. Do you shares, currency? But calling it the frozen orange juice game is crazy. That's the game he's in.

The only game he plays. Because you know how in WA there's a potato board? which is you're in the potato game there. I'm not. I've never heard the potato board. What? Yeah. The potato board, it's like a thing.

Charles is Googling it right now. I can see his little eyes. He's busy. The potato marketing corporation of Western Australia. Thank you. What's there to market about potato? They're delicious and they're full of carbs. Yep.

Managing the supply of fresh table potatoes in Western Australia. Well, he's... To ensure licensed growers supply potatoes year round. They don't like that black potato market. That's the thing. You got under table potatoes. They're not going to have it. And then you know, remember the good stuff?

Yeah, you come around the back. Remember the thing like what? No Western potatoes? Were you around for those ads? That might be a bit before your time. Yeah. But yeah, so potatoes, big deal in WA. Anyway.

So we've been unable to merge. Yep. We've hit a dome. I've been to dome. The third and final part of the Perth trifectar is. And I thought I'm not going to hit. my bingo because there's just no way I'm on my way to the airport there's no way that I'm going to hit the last thing on my bingo list and then I'm standing in the line waiting to check

into my flight and I hear this oh good on you mate thank you guess who is in front of me in the line Ben Cousins oh yeah I was about to say that this whole time I was like did you see Ben Cousins at Westfield or a shopping centre yeah at the airport he's in front of me I hear this oh good on you mate and it's fucking Ben cousins. Your cousin. My cousin, Ben cousins. I text Torbs and he goes, oh, did you tell him you're his cousin?

I went, I did think about it. I'd be lying if I didn't say I would think about it. I was going to say the Perth trifector is seeing an Eagles player in the wild. And I fucking, and didn't I just saw the best of the life? The Eagles player. Oh, that is amazing. Thank you.

Thank you. I have seen, I've done Perth. If I never went back, I've done it. What more is there to see? Have you seen a West Coast Eagles player? in real life. Have you been to Dome and have you got fucked off in traffic?

I reckon you could do those in one outing. Oh, and I almost did. Yeah. Hi, I'm Morgan from Hannah Alberta, Canada. Hi, I'm Kate from London, UK. Hi, I'm Elizabeth from Brisbane and you're listening to Tony Ryan. You know that everyone in the airport,

the day you were in the airport, went home and the first thing they said, guess who I served this morning 100% it's the first thing I told Torbs when I got back and I'm a Perth girl at heart and so it never leaves you No people go oh you've gone over east It never leaves you

The Perth girl is always within Imagine seeing Ben Cousins And not telling someone Thank you You can't keep it in Let us know in the comments if you've ever seen Ben Cousins And not kept it to you Tell someone until the comment section

I'm going to do you one better they don't need to tell us they've already done it as soon as i mentioned ben cousins a minute ago on this podcast everyone went i've met him as well i'm mad him as well and then where did you see ben cousins we'll do it next week on the show where did you see him coincidence chat and when and what's your connection to ben cousins because tony reckons she's actually a and say what you said in the break just then he it's it's distant but it's like my grandma so my mom's mom molly her cousin is Ben Cousins' mum, I think, or something. Can you beat that?

Can you do worse than that? But the degrees of separation in Perth, you know, you're close to Ben Cousins at all times. It's hard to finger someone in Perth for that reason. Yeah, because everyone knows each other. It's only three degrees. But, yeah, so I have my little connection. We'd love to hear yours. But yeah, I think we could even go like Eagles players.

Ben Cousins specifically, but like that is the Perth thing to be like, oh yeah, I was out at the hippie club on Wednesday night and there was a free O'Dokers player. You know, like every time. Yeah, seeing Ben Cousins in a club, there would have been a 10 year period there would be hard to go out. Hard to have not. Yeah.

Let's keep it recent. Yeah, sure. All above board. Yep. Keep it light. Keep it right. A massive shout out to a few of our champion Tppers over at our Patreon. Some people from overseas are going to Google Ben Cousins and learn like one of the

craziest tales. Yeah. He's such a, yeah. He's a lovely girl. Yeah. Just Google the good bits. He's been through a bit. He's a football player, do you know what I mean?

Yeah. But like, yeah. Yeah. Michelle Boymott, good on you, Michelle. Jamie, good on you, Jamie. Tasman Smith, absolutely loved it. Just across the Tasman Smith face. Cynthia Hahn.

Oh, the Hahn line. Okay. Who did Taylor Swift go to the basketball with? Haim. Fuck. Yeah. Not harm. Nah.

Becca Delaney. Good on you, Becker. M.A. Thanks, M. Maybe Ma. Hey, Ma. No harm. No foul.

No foul. Exactly right. Emily, you spelled the slut way with an I.e. I love to say it. Emily Harden, not spelled the slut way, but still a hot bitch. Oh, one of those Emmys. Yeah, one of the M's. Suzanne Neville, good on you, Suzanne.

Nyah, thanks Nia and Courtney Lucy. And also a massive shout out. Is that Nia Twain? Shh, Nia Twain. And a massive shout out to Charles. I was about to say, Charles. And then I was like, no, that's your name. No, it is actually his name.

Charles, our next travelling tarpa. Yep, who's coming to Fiji with us. Charles was... From Indiana. Indiana. It was also Charles from being naked in the bathroom when we tried to call him. Yeah. If you've said in the video, you know.

If you know, you know... Yeah. His partner, wife, I believe. Why? He's my. He's my. But they'll be going from... Is there a direct flight from Indiana?

Straight to Nardi. They're always talking about the Indiana Nardi Express. They are, yeah. No, it does require a connecting a flight. Or two? No, just one. No, I reckon Dallas or L.A. Yeah, Dallas.

Oh, yeah, sure, sure. But there's two spots remaining. So last chances to get it. What did you do? I held up two fingers, but on both hands. So I guess that's their plus ones. So. Hey, I got you.

Consider me backwards. So this month, the month of June, there's going to be another winner's backwards for you. July, there'll be a winner. And then that's it because then we're able to get prepping and planning and booking stuff. Yeah. Yeah. So get on in. Tony and Ryan on Patreon is where you need to look like it.

And we would love to have you there with us because it's going to be so fucking fun. Monday Mailbag has made a return. Oh, the ball bag. Yep. Ashley Wasa sent this through. Do you mean? Ashley was a. Ashley was a hat.

Do you know, I think of, I think I'm going to re-record my message bank message. And I think, I think that I want it to be. What's a. Should we do it now? Should we do it now? Yeah. Because I was thinking about it the other day and I was like, you know what? This needs to be sillier.

Let me play you my current one. How do I can play my current one? Because I get comments about mine all the time. Oh, yours is fucking shocking, mate. All right. Let me play. Yours is fucking shocking. I recorded it 14 years ago.

And it's like, you're in the car. And it's like, oh, this is Ryan. Play it. How do you play it? Don't answer my call. Oh, yes. Like. Declined it.

Yeah. We didn't know about the dangers 15 years ago when you record that. We did. Okay. That's why I recorded it. And now people, and now people... While you were driving. And now people leave a message going, hey, so true.

Thank you so much for spreading awareness. Yeah, and because I recorded a 15 years ago, I always go, what the fuck are they talking about? Yeah. This is my current one. Yeah. Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. The person you're trying to reach is not available.

It used to be like, hi, you've called Tony Lodge. It was really like a professional one. Maybe yours is off. Hang on. Let me try you. What's your idea off? Are you doing it, Charles? Our call has been forwarded to voicemail.

Okay, no, fuck that. Fuck that. Charles, you've got no caller idea. I was calling some of the other day. Oh, so. Was it Christian, Charles? Our type of point went up. Okay.

All right, custom. All right, ready? Don't mean to help with the was up. You can? Yeah. Should we do a was up and then be like? Like a three, two. Okay.

And then one was up and then you do the message. All right, but we've got to come close together so that we can. We always do. Are you ready? Three, two, one. Was that? He's called Tony and I'm back, bitch. Okay, let's listen.

Play it back. Play it back. Let's see how it goes. Absolutely. So, okay, Charles, Charles, call me now. Can I make that my ringtone? Yes.

So shout out for technology that was available immediately. Yeah, and we could just do that. Wonderful quality as well. Amazing. High quality. All right. So what's up with Chloe was up? Oh, you know, I'll actually give a fucking anymore.

I'll actually save her for another day. Okay. Tell Chloe, though. Thanks. Shout out to Tarpa Sarah. Hi, Sarah. She said after last week's episode, for the rest of my life,

I will refer to ovulating as my monthly situational egg. Yes. That's amazing. Should I change my voicemail to be like, I'm going through my situational egg. I'm just going to read... Do I ovulate? I've got an IUD.

No, I think I don't. Oh, do you want me to do something about that? I can guarantee you won't ovulate for nine months. I don't... Disclaim, I don't know if that's how it works. Just disclaimer, because I'm not a doctor. Can I repeat a question that you asked me about the reproductive... Yes?

You know the question I'm talking about? Nah. I genuinely don't. Do you guys? I don't think so. No, don't Tony asked me the other day No, what?

Can you still get pregnant if you squirt Or does it flush the babies away? I was asking for a friend Doesn't flush the babies away But It sounds like it, my Have you come to an answer? Whoa, I'm glad you didn't stop there

I mean, I'm still going strong Still squirton, no babies. I mean, the evidence suggests that maybe not. No, Google says you can. It's like, thank you, Charles. Actually, no, we need to. Stop Googling that on our work computer. No, we do.

Like, we share one computer. Sorry, the visual of that. You can still become pregnant, even if the sperm comes out of the vagina. Oh my God. What? You know, I remember being told as like a teenager. Peeing and moving around after sex is unlikely to affect pregnancy. Yeah, okay.

So this, and this is not medical about, like I cannot stress this enough. I was told when I was a teenager, if you weigh after sex, you can't get pregnant. Like that was one of those like, who the fuck said that? No, like another girl at school or, you know, whatever. Because don't you, it's like healthy though to go and pee after sex for other reasons. Yeah, for like a UTI, et cetera. So maybe that was like a way of scaring you into doing the good thing. Yeah, I don't know, maybe.

Like, I don't, I don't know. And how long was that like fact in your mind for? Oh, like I still kind of think about it now. I mean, I use... Oh, but I mean, in your mind as if as a fact. Gospel, yeah. I mean, I... Now, I guess.

But I use other forms of birth control. Yeah. Obviously, like I have an IUD. Before that, we used condoms, like, whatever, but... The pull-out method. Yeah. Not that affect you all the time, is it? Look at you.

Baby. I feel silly. You know, how long when we started this episode, I was like, I feel like a grown-up today. Oh. See ya. Bye. Bye.

Also, Sarah, who coined the term my monthly situational egg. Her name is Sarah Hens. Full-time situational eggs. Yep. She's lying them. So true. She's getting lude. A hot take from Amanda Ray.

Hi, Amanda Ray. A hot take. Yeah. Ooh. Ooh. Were we talking about, I think you were talking about the rain last week and we were giggling about Lorraine's. Yep.

No, I talked about Akish. It was one of the situational eggs. Are there any good Lorraine's? Asked Amanda. In my experiences, Lorraine's aren't even on the Karen scale. They are above Karen's. I completely agree. Cairns with an extra dose of crazy that would make Karen's cry.

The only thing that can out Karen a Karen is a Lorraine. And I think that a Lorraine, all of them, I hate to generalise, but all Lorraine's nasty streak. So true. Like then it's more, like a Karen is kind of. like, well, you know, apparently or actually or asking for a manager or whatever. Yeah. But a Lorraine, they want to see the fall. They want to see you hurt.

They want to see you suffer. Yeah. And I don't think that there's a good nature of Lorraine out there. I'd love to be proven wrong. But I don't see it. Anyone? Yeah. Oh, I haven't seen a good Lorraine, except for the drought.

You know what I mean? Oh, thank God. Lorraine's are here. The only good Lorraine is the Keish. The only good Lorraine is the cache And I've always said that You have always said that I've got to you love to see it

I've got to you love to see it Get us the fuck out of here And it's my love to see it Is listening to Triple J A Triple Slave Now in America There is PBS Yes

In a bit of a stretch But there's BBC Which is like the state funded In Australia we've got Triple J Charles let's listen to a minute of Triple J The Jungle Giants would tell me how it feels. Good morning. You're listening to Triple J. It's breakfast with Luca and Jordan.

And we've been talking about when people hear something untoward from your car. Like I was driving with my dog. These guys pulled up. They wanted to say hi to the dog. I wound down the window. And while I was doing that, it was a really intense part of the audio book that I was listening to. And it sounded like I was maybe trying to recruit them into some kind of a cult. What about you at Ocean Grove, Kate?

What did you get caught listening to in the car? My troublemaker is Tony and Ryan. Shout out to the taffers that are listening today. The amount of times I've been at the gym or at the supermarket pulling up and listening and they're talking about railing each other and I just look at the car next to me and I'm like, this is not what you think it is, I promise. It's lighthearted. It's chill.

I need this to relax before the gym. They're friends. Someone called up a radio station and talked about us. And they shouted out the tarfers on Triple J. This is the highlight of Tony and Ryan, probably according to my mum. She would be like, oh my God. They talked about you on the radio.

Yeah, you've made it. You might get a job. Yeah, because there are any jobs going on Triple J. That's amazing. For someone to call up the radio station, that's a big step. Yeah. Like, that takes a lot of effort.

And then to talk about us. Oh, I'm so honored. And shout out the tarpas. And all the tarpers. Now, oh, that's amazing. Can we find us? find that tarpa? Probably in Ocean Grove.

We should find him. Say it, thank you. Yeah. Too busy listening to Triple Jain. Well, yeah, they're not listening to this. They're listening to the Jays. Now, there's been too many Charles is already for one episode. We've got Charles Patterson.

We've got travelling tarpa from Indiana. Charles Lutz and Hauser. But shout out to other Charles who was listening to Triple J at the time and alerted us to that going to air. Which means there's two tarpas listening to Triple J. How did you get that audio? Do you know how I got that audio? I do. I didn't know what it was.

I know a guy who's got access to a radio logger. And for all your broadcast recording needs, you can contact Mrs. Mr. When I'm married yet, that's not like a wedding announcement. You can contact Tony's fiancé, air to the toeblower and fortune,

and a computer developer to broadcast recordings. That is just the most shocking shout out of ever heard. I love every second of it. That's a business call. I don't know. Oh, should we not say where it works? Shout out. Oh, well, it's hard to give.

Oh, I'll give a good shout out. Yeah. Shout out for all your broadcast recording needs. Should really cut that out. Only like eight people work there. I texted Torbs and it was a message from Charles saying, I heard someone talking about Tony and Ryan on Triple J. And I sent him the screenshot and went, no anyone with a logger.

Love that. And he goes, yeah, I think he felt he liked it. He goes, he calls me and he goes, oh, sorry, I'm not. leaving a bit late. I was like, oh, is everything all good? He goes, I did it was a special assignment. He loved it. I was the special assignment.

Yeah. Tony Lodge. I've got to love to see it here from another tarpa, Kayla Dix. Two in a row. Kayla sent this through and said, Tarker in the wild, maybe. Kayla says, I was out mini golfing with my mum and sister. I heard someone say, oh, my Lanta.

Kayla says, my family has always said that. But outside of my family, I've only ever heard Tony say it. Yeah. And I was like, I do say that. I do say that. So when I heard that, Kayla says, I thought this is it. This is my time. My first in-person type of friend.

The trajectory of my life is about to change. We meet eyes. I look at her. She looks at me. I smile thinking, I've got this in the bag. And I say, wet for life and we. Oh my God. Kayla says, I've never seen a woman so horrified.

She took her children and left the mini-golf and they were only on hold two. They paid for nine holes, only what to two. That is an, like not even a, are you a tarpa? No, just straight in with the wet fly. And the wing! The wing! I thought you were going to say she's never listened to Tony and Ryan, but we did fuck. Because it sounds like a pickup line.

Yeah, it sounds pretty horny, eh? I'd be like, fuck the mini golf. Yeah. Oh, well, maybe. Put that little windmill in my ass, I don't know. Put that club in my grub. Oh, you're in the rough. Put that putter in my butter.

Put that into me. Sorry. Beat that, beep that. I love you so much. Thank you so much for listening today. And for sharing that embarrassing story. story. I love Kayla. We chat a lot on Patreon and she fucking always comes through with the goods. Now, in Confessions tomorrow, something we don't get a lot of since Tony moved out of the apartment

block is like sexy apartment block chat. I love sexy apartment block chat. Yeah. Remember that guy that you wanted to rail and he like moved? His car was parking next to him. No, no, no, no, no. I can't, we chatted. Tomorrow, confessions from an apartment building. I accidentally hit on him. I didn't really. realize I was. And then I accidentally choked on his dick three times. See tomorrow.

Do you hate when that happens? I hate it. I want people to call me and leave me a message. Well, what's your number? 0408. Oh, 4.08. Oh, no, no.