Toni and Ryan - The Pettiest Breakup Revenge
Episode Date: June 2, 2026Petty break up moves - Toni's exes debrief - Breakfast hot take - love ya!!!!!Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyanFAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastawayVid...eo for this EP is available on YOUTUBECheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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He cheated on me.
Fuck him.
He ironed his work shirts and he ironed his going out tops.
He was very particular about that.
So I put diluted pee in his iron.
How do you even come up with that?
I'm Joanna from the Hollywood Hills, Northern Ireland.
Hi, this is Grammy Tammy from Vineyard, Utah.
Hi, I'm Hannah from Gellingen in Schlese, Germany.
And I approve this podcast.
Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast.
This is Dr. Author bestselling Dr. Author, Tony Lodge, who's doing a fish bum face.
Fish bum face.
This is Ryan, my best friend.
Lovely to be here.
And I know it makes no sense what I'm about to say because podcasts aren't live and they get uploaded at the same time every day.
But sorry for the delay in recording.
I sat down 10 minutes ago and Tony goes, you know how you just had a steak sandwich with Chimmy Shuri?
I said, yes.
She goes, there's a lot of stuff in your teeth.
And he goes, oh, here?
And I went, yeah, I'm going.
Yeah, there.
but also there, there, there and there.
But also between every tooth.
And you were like, you know when you try with your tongue,
I was like it needs like a floss or like you need to get in there.
So I'm going to go upstairs and go full tooth brush and just an A1 reset.
Yeah, one reset.
Just now.
Back to the studs.
Which teeth and just go.
Oh.
Yeah.
No, I love it for you.
I've eaten half a scotch egg because I'm English now.
Can we just say that traditionally, and I mean traditionally like over the last century.
Yeah.
England was like known for like crappy stock meals.
Yeah.
And that is no longer correct.
No.
Well, I mean.
We've eaten like fucking heroes.
I mean in London, it might not be like we're in like a bit of a hub of like creativity.
It's available.
Oh, it's available.
Is it?
It's available.
I got to tell you, I ate the best kebab of my life here.
Oh.
Well,
tell me everything.
Before I passed out with it in my hand and Tom sent me to bed.
but it's the half that counts you know yes
we've got some petty breakup moves
and the tarpers have sent through
is this new new territory maybe for me
I've never broken up with anybody
believe it I've only ever been dumped
oh well some of it doesn't matter if you're the dumper or the dumpy
oh right and I'm also not suggesting this as advice
and I think I gave the warning yesterday that
hey we can be great upstanding citizens for 99% of the time
but if you get cheated on fucking bets are off you know
I think that's fair
yeah and so we're all just being a little bit of a bitch for a second
we've been a bitch for a second
did
honest time
have any of these come from shmine shmong
no is it because you're always the dumper
no I've also never had
never had like a bad breakup
yeah well because I mean that one girl you did via
a Facebook messenger then you moved away
Mm.
So.
Not proud of that one.
Oh, nah.
We listen and we don't judge.
Shout out to Laura.
I broke up with her on Facebook Messenger because I did not have the goal to still in person
because I hate confrontation and I was embarrassed.
You knew she'd be heartbroken.
Yeah.
And you know what?
I regret that.
And I'm sorry, Laura.
And she is a sweetheart.
Oh.
And I think she found someone better than me and they've got kids and very happy.
So shout out to them because she actually sent me a message a few years ago, I think.
And the last one was you.
being like, hey, so.
No, yeah.
Like, don't scroll up.
Don't scroll up.
No, I actually think she texted because when I did, Jesus, actually ages ago now,
like put the video about being adopted and that kind of had a bit of a moment.
Oh, yeah.
She just messages like, oh, you know, really proud of you for speaking up and hope you're doing well
and blah, blah, blah.
Oh, that's so beautiful.
Very nice.
And everyone else was a bit, I don't know, like it was just wasn't a big, messy, crazy.
Yeah.
So.
And they're not representing.
representative, or what you're about to hear.
Yeah, okay.
Anonymous.
I bet.
This is great.
Great.
When I found out he'd stolen stuff from his exes.
Oh.
I broke up with him and then invited all the other exes over for a barbecue.
Amazing.
I returned all their stuff and we burned all of his.
Shared trauma really brought us together.
and years later, I'm still besties with two of them.
He had phenomenal taste in women.
Just a shame he was awful.
Slater still being friends with them.
Yeah.
Well, they got along.
Yeah.
And doesn't share trauma bring us together tone.
That is true.
Yeah, that's why we're here.
Yeah.
I am not like, I've never been in the situation where I'm like, I'm going to burn their stuff.
Like, that's not my vibe.
But I also, I love that the, the, the, the,
Tapa that has written this has said like, oh, I wanted them to have their stuff back.
Yep.
I think that's really sweet.
Yeah.
Now, who had the PlayStation control up?
Yeah.
Thanks, Shaz.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whose Victoria's Secret underwear was this?
Yeah, have that back.
That shit's expensive.
All four of them put the hand.
I thought we've all worn that same pair at one stage.
Yeah.
The camaraderie between the exes.
Yeah, I think that's really nice.
I love that they're still friends.
Girls are the best.
Tapa Sunny.
Hi, Sunny.
He cheated on.
me.
Fuck him.
And he was also weirdly obsessed with how he smelled.
Oh.
He ironed his work shirts and he ironed his going out tops.
He was very particular about that.
It was Charles.
So I put diluted pee in his iron.
Have a great day, babe.
How do you even come up with that?
That is so creative.
In what?
There's full details.
She was saying like it kind of gets ironed into the shirt and you don't kind of notice
till later in the day.
Because it's the steam.
But like the sweat of the day brings it out.
So you put it on innocently and you go and it's not until the afternoon where you start.
Is that me?
Is that me?
Is that you?
That I don't know.
How would you even come up with that?
I've never even.
That is crazy.
That is very evil.
Now,
something that went through my mind,
which shows off the stupidity of myself is I didn't think about peeing into like a cup and pouring it in iron visage to like holding the iron.
Same
Straight in
A to B man
Yeah
Why I can terminate a cuff on the way through
And you can just piss into the iron
I would not have even considered
Pissing into something else
Because you know
I usually comes with a cuff
And you fill it up and like pour it in
Yeah
No I did
No I felt the
I'm like
Oh was the iron in the toilet
Yeah so she's like
Yeah so I peed into the cup
And then filled the rest with water
And you sort of poured it through
Because she's like full piss
Would have been a straight up giveaway
She wanted like the subtle thing
I'm glad we thought the same thing.
I was like,
oh, so you did the iron in the toilet and you just lean there?
Yeah, well, you're holding it in.
I was like, God, you must have had piss everywhere.
Yeah, no, did not even cross my mind to be into a cup or a funnel or something.
Yep, that's good.
That is just so creative.
Respect.
Are you a fucking engineer?
That's amazing.
Tarp a reindeer.
Hi, reindeer.
People on YouTube have more creative names.
I like that.
My ex played the lottery every week with the same numbers.
Oh.
After we broke up, I bought a ticket every week with his numbers as well.
So if he ever won, he'd have to share the winnings with me.
He never knew and we still haven't won.
Bless.
That is, it's, again, it's like a long, like a long con.
I tell you what it also is.
But it's costing you money, but like, yeah, I mean.
Could be making your money.
I think it's almost the.
of like, what if I broke up with him and that
wins?
Yeah, totally.
No, I absolutely get there.
I ain't missing that boat.
No.
Then you turn up and get your fancy big check on the thing and they go, oh, two winners
from Rollystone.
Well, so this is what I'm imagining that the guy in that colorful suit, you know,
yeah, so you rock up and he goes, oh my God, congratulations on your win, Mr. Bean.
And then, uh, bring on, hang on.
Sorry.
It was the first man's name I thought of.
You looked at my bean when you said that.
I did.
I said Mr. Bean.
But they go, oh, Ryan, congratulations.
And he goes, oh, you got, oh, I'm so excited to win their $5 million.
And they go, oh, did no one tell you it's only two and a half?
The other winner should be along shortly.
And.
Tapa Sonny rolls in.
I'll take my two and a half.
Thank you.
What song would be playing when she walked in?
immediately my head went to the best of both worlds by Hannah Montana
but I just feel like
we are the champion my friend
and we'll split the winnings
until the end
that's good I think that's a very creative con
finally Tapa Hannah
Hi Hannah
My asshole of an ex left me on his
phone bill.
He moved out of our shared place and into his own new place.
Yep.
I got a text confirming the internet installation.
Just confirming that you've changed address and we're now sitting it up here.
Hannah says, I didn't confirm.
I said, no, this is a mistake.
Please cancel the service and delete this account.
Enjoy that admin, sucker.
Enjoy that admin sucker.
That is good.
I'm not going to do anything devilish,
but I am going to leave you with admin.
Actually, no, that is the definition of devilish.
Yeah, but it's also kind of low impact.
Like, it's frustrating and you'd feel like a bit of a win,
but it's not like super detrimental.
You just like, fuck, why didn't they come and insult the internet?
You imagine how fucked off you'd be because often they go,
yeah, we'll be there between 10 and 2.
And at 4 p.m., they still haven't rocked up to do the internet.
So you're just like, oh, come on, I iron it.
Like, what are he doing?
And then he calls them and they go, oh, no, your partner canceled the service.
Or they go, oh, no, we don't have any record of that.
Yeah, you told us to.
You'd be so fucked off.
You would be so fucked up.
Imagine if you dumped me to go and do a podcast with Monica.
Yep.
And then at the end, you're like, oh, by the way, you have to go to Vic Rhodes to get your car registered.
By the way, I haven't been giving you your receipts.
Kick a slap while he's down.
Yeah, that would be so rough.
I, this wasn't a breakup, but it was this guy who bullied me in high school.
Yeah, he had it coming.
And he's such a fucking cockard.
What's his name?
Lee Darwin.
And I had his phone number and I used to just like send it to radio stations.
Yep.
So that they would text him and be like, hey, do you have, you know when you get put on like the VIP list and they go, hey, do you have a story about a dog at the vet or whatever?
And like they kind of reach out to their VIPs.
Yeah, and I used to just send his number to radio stations
so that that would be really annoying.
There were a few who just like sign them up to stuff their email.
Yep, so I used to do that with his phone number.
Or if like I was at walking through the shopping center
and they go, oh, can we grab your phone number and give you some more information?
I go, yeah, and I'd give his fucking number
because he was so nasty to me.
This would be the worst thing.
This would be the worst thing that could happen to me.
So I've been trying to cancel my Dropbox account for about five years.
I cannot find the cancel button.
Dropbox is actually impossible.
You can't.
And you click on the cancel button.
They go, oh, thanks for clicking the council button confirming your extension.
And you go, what the fuck?
Let me fucking quit.
Confirming your upgrade.
Yeah.
I, because if you Google like cancel Dropbox, it comes up from them like an FAQ and it's like,
how to cancel your subscription.
And they go, just click on the account tab.
But then you click on the thing.
And there's no account tab.
Like they've just lied.
Like they've lied.
on the FAQ of where to click
because it then is impossible to do it.
And then it's a tiny little hyperlink
in the top corner because I eventually
ended up finding it.
I'll find it for you.
Is it corporate social responsibility?
Like,
it has to be accessible.
You've got to let people go.
I agree.
Every email subscription,
in the bottom of that email somewhere,
there's an unsubscribe.
I reckon that like legally they actually do have to have a thing.
So this is what my worst breakout fear would be.
Yeah.
They go...
They sign you up to a bunch of shit.
Oh no, but specifically, they've like,
Ryan, sorry it hasn't worked out.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Also, I've extended your Dropbox membership.
And I've, or I've confirmed that you're locked in for 10 years.
And you go, fuck, I've already extended it myself 15 times China Chancellor.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're now into your grandkids are going to have Dropbox.
You can do extend it at some time.
I'm Hannah from Rellingen in Schleswig Holstein, Germany.
I'm Joanna from the Hollywood Hills,
Northern Ireland.
Hi, this is Grammy Tammy from Vineyard, Utah.
And you're listening to tell me.
Am I.
A massive shout out to a few of our champion tappers over at our Patreon.
Thank you very much, Curtis.
Good on you, Curtis.
Ethan Fink.
Oh, I think he sounds great.
I think so.
I think I'd do, Governor.
Klaus Madsen, good on you.
Santa Claus.
Eva.
Good on you, Eva.
Sarah Monk.
and I'm on Kerr that you're a great bitch.
I can care.
Yeah, that's what I was going for.
Hannah Bucknell.
Good on you, Hannah.
Well, okay.
And thank you, Hannah.
Julie Cardinal, good on you, Julie.
And Anna Bacnell there all night.
Yeah.
Hannah Frontnull and her back knoll.
Roco, good on you, Rokko.
Haley diver, muff diver.
Sophie Newman and Christine Burns.
Yeah, Burns on the way out.
I'll tell you.
I bet it does.
I can see Charles panicky.
about something.
What's happened, Charles?
Oh, just for the next thing.
Just because it's the hot take.
Oh, hot take.
Geez, is that coming back to Australia?
It's seen better days.
Look at this flap over here.
Yeah, what about the head thing?
Yeah, it's all, it's not good.
Okay.
Nice.
My flap.
Charles, that's, hang on, he's going to get into the noisy chair.
Let's give him a second.
Oh, and your microphone's gone all soft.
Oh, no.
Oh, that is so.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, you flaccid little microphone.
How we go.
Oh, humbling.
His microphones had too much to drink.
He's got whiskey mic.
Now, Tony's putting her hot take Tony headband on.
I reckon it might be the second last time we see that specific iteration of it.
Or it might need to be an upgrade.
I've been sewing a lot recently and I've gotten a bit better.
Okay.
Like I've been practicing.
So I've been doing it so much
And I've got slightly better
But like I've just learned a few things
So I wonder if I could do a better version
Like every version of it gets it like a little bit tidier
And isn't that just life?
Oh
That's life
Yeah, no that's beautiful
Oh sorry, I've got so on my eye
Oh my God
Yeah your penis is in my eye
Do you know what embarrassing I think it is
I think it's a little crumb from Scot Jock
That is embarrassing
Isn't that just the focus?
As someone who got sent out of the room for having too much Chimmy Turing in his teeth,
I am in no position to judge all life of that.
Chimmy Turing the teeth, crumb in the eye.
Yeah.
What's the next?
Or you don't want to get crumb in your eye.
So true.
It does hurt actually.
I've had crumb in the eye.
I don't think we've actually had a debrief about the video of Charles and I as your ex-boyfriends
in their live show.
We haven't actually spoken about that.
I have to, do you have it there, Charles?
Can I watch it?
Because I couldn't really hear.
hear it, but what I could see was the phenomenal acting from you both.
It was truly amazing.
We locked the fuck in.
So at their hands party, there was like, oh, and a few people that Tony have hooked up
within the past have sent through some ex-boyfriends.
Yeah, some videos.
Tony, I thought with all the times we've had together, making the eyeful tower visible
from reservoir.
I thought I was the one.
I thought, oh.
Well, it seems like you've made your choice.
So I guess
we're happy for you.
Are we?
No, but we've got to kind of, you know,
like you've got to live with that.
Yeah.
Good luck.
Have fun.
I'm going to go back down again.
Making the eyeful town visible from where it's before.
I just,
I have to give it up to both of you.
And I have.
But I have to bend it over for both of you.
Truly.
incredible acting.
Thank you.
The facials on Charles.
Am I,
the,
are we?
Yeah.
Like,
it was so amazing.
Thank you.
Really good staff from both of you.
And you've been like,
you know,
it was just really good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You guys seemed sadder than the other two ex-boyfriends.
They were pretty stoked for you.
Yeah.
They were like,
fuck,
let her go.
You guys were.
Oh,
Peter Andre was pretty sad.
If you watched that back,
his demeanor was quite,
was quite low.
Yeah.
I also,
I should watch back Peter Andres.
I watched Ian's back.
Yeah.
Because I said to Ryan, can you show me the video?
Because I wanted to text him and say thank you.
Peter Andres blocked my number.
So I can't get through to him.
You know, these things happen.
But sometimes in love, it doesn't go the right way for everyone.
Also, Tob's in the room.
He doesn't seem upset.
No.
I think he's okay.
But I do have a hot tape.
My hot take.
is that breakfast in Melbourne
has gotten too fancy.
Dial it the fuck back.
You've been scorched.
You have been scorched.
I don't need ricotta pancakes
with a pomegranate glaze
and fucking pink fairy floss on it.
I don't need
a single 100 year old egg
with chili oil
and
broccoli reduction.
What do you need?
I need this.
Oh.
So I...
Explain the photo you've just showed me,
which is from you the other morning,
I believe.
Me the other morning.
I,
we'll pop it on the screen for YouTube.
We'll pop it in the episode thread for everybody
because holy shit.
I found,
Torbs and I went for a big walk
and we found this place
and we just got a full English breakfast.
Yep.
And they're just on the menu.
It just said full English breakfast.
I think it's a bit of a lucky dip every day.
They go,
We've got some bacon we can throw on.
Look, we've got a plate, and we're just going to throw shit on it.
On this plate is, I would say, a little tin of baked, straight from the can, bake beans.
One piece of Wonderwhite, toasted butter, cut in half.
One sausage, a couple of bits of bacon, some mushrooms, like just done in butter and a little bit of garlic.
Even that's pushing it.
That might, but no green stuff.
Fuck no.
There's no parsley in there.
No, thank you.
It's a bald mushroom.
room, two triangle hash browns, like, you know, the, like, McAne ones from the freezer.
No fucking, you know, Julian, fuck it.
Yeah, fuck it off.
Two hunks of black pudding, like two chunky slices of black pudding and one fried egg.
Straight there on top.
Flipped.
Flipped.
Not a soft poach.
A flipped fried egg just like your mama used to make.
Sunny side up my ass.
Fuck you.
Flip it.
flip it
cook the gog
do you know what I'm saying
but then when you fingered it
it did pop open but it didn't have the white
snotty goug on it
yeah and because if you want to get rid of
the snot you got to flip
and I've always said that
I reckon this will be a popular hot take
I just
I could not have been more pumped
and I did you'll see in the
top right hand corner of the photo
freshly squeezed orange juice
if you don't mind
that was the fanciest thing on the menu
Everything else was...
Freshly squeezed by the juice company before it was bottled by the thousand?
Nah, in the room.
That is a nice touch.
In the room.
I'm not against a nice touch like that.
Yeah.
I think you're on something.
And I just think the basicness of that breakfast, know your strength.
Some beans, some bacon, some bread.
The three bees of breakfast.
We can cut this out if we like, if it's not the right time.
Yeah.
Tony and I have discussed for our best...
birthday this year.
Yep.
Where in the world could it be?
But would Tony cook a lasagna?
As in like we're going to have a dinner and Tony's cooking.
And like a few tapas come.
We have a lasagna together.
So last year we did a boat party.
Yep.
Would you consider doing that at breakfast time and doing this?
Just like come and get like Tony's on the friar.
She's flipping the eggs baking.
We've got a big tub of baked beans.
Come in pour a pot.
No fancy shit.
Miso fucking out of here.
No.
Yeah.
No.
No peach fuzz,
no fairy fuss and all that other shit you said.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eggs, bacon, mushroom, baked beans.
Black pudding.
Black pudding might even be too fancy.
I think it might be.
But it's so yum.
I'm just saying for our birthday,
and we'll be on the pan.
That sounds really fun.
And it could be like,
I'll do toast.
I'm imagining it being set up like when you get a sausage sizzle from bunnings.
Yep.
And you're just under the canopy.
You know how they set up like a fucking month.
key and there's three Barbies going and we've got bacon egg like that sounds pretty fun
birthday brunch birthday not fancy brunch work on the name maybe not even maybe brunch is too
birthday brecky one of my favorite days in tarp history was the day that Tony realized that breakfast
to combine with lunch is brunch brunch that's where that word came from yeah I like that
video still fucking pops off.
I love to learn.
That's the thing about me.
It's so true.
Yeah.
And you've learned where you're on the spectrum of fancy breakfast to...
You've got to keep talking after that.
Yeah.
Don't pause after that.
You've got to go straight through.
The spectrum of fancy breakfast to basic breakfast and we're at the basic end.
I love a basic.
It's the same reason I like Dome.
Even though arguably, you know, a bacon and eggs, hollandays is more fancy than this.
No, but Dome nails the Bermin' Nails the Bermin'am.
basics.
A basic.
That's a good hot take.
That's a great hot take.
And I'm just, I'm really in love with this picture of the breakfast.
Show me again.
It's just so perfect.
Don't you think?
It really is.
It's just like, it was the hugest plate on earth as well.
Like it was just this massive fucking, I got halfway through it and I went, oh my God.
Like, can I come back tomorrow and finish it up?
Yeah.
And like, you know what?
They were so great.
they probably would have said that was fine.
Yeah.
Where was it?
Alex, the mess cafe, it was called, I think.
Showed out.
Showed out.
Um, it was, fuck, it was so good.
Well, continuing on the good form and the good vibes, I got it you love to see it here.
Love it.
From Stephanie.
Oh, let me take this off.
Hang on.
My dress.
R.
R.P.
And they wonder why it doesn't travel well.
Hi, Stephanie.
Um, this was posted in the Facebook group a week or so.
ago, I believe, but tomorrow
I am two years
alcohol free.
Fuck yeah.
And Steph says, what's something fun I should do to celebrate?
Have a big breakfast!
Some of the ideas coming through
because people were gassing up, Steph and Ben, like,
here's some fun things to do.
Amazing.
So shout out.
Katie House says, have KFC in the car wash.
Fucking live.
Fuck, that's amazing.
Carolyn Fleming says,
order some fancy French butter.
and some fancy breadsticks and eat the whole fucking thing.
And we are butter aficionados at this podcast.
Yeah.
Now,
I know I am a new fan of coincidences since last week
when we found out Monica had a dog named Pippa.
That was truly unbelievable.
The phone has been ringing off the hook since then.
I bet it has.
Benjamin, for all of us.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Pippa's calling me from Australia.
She's like,
oh, did you hear the news?
Yeah, yeah.
Benjamin Murray says,
I have coincidence chat.
Hi Benjamin.
He says,
Stephanie,
your sobriety date
is my sobriety date.
We're like sobriety date twins.
Sobriety sisters.
Yep.
And he said,
and doesn't this break your heart,
they don't know each other.
He just goes,
and I'm so proud of you.
Tauper's rule.
They really do.
Other people drool.
Can you say that again
with the utmost confidence?
Tarpers rule.
other people drool.
That sounds like it would be a character in Billy Madison.
Yeah, like a school bully.
Oh, because it's the idea of Doyles.
Yeah.
O'Doyle rules.
But I think there's 100 comments of love, support,
and then just some genuinely great ideas of something fun to do
that doesn't involve drinking.
What's your suggestion?
Oh, I mean, once I saw KFC in the car wash,
I mean, what else is this?
there. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but I like, for me, sometimes like,
celebrating something or just like feeling proud of myself. I'm like,
oh, you know what, BJ, let's roll. And we'll just go for a big long walk along
along the river and it's like not a stress in the world. It's like almost like it.
Just some alone time. Actually feels toxic to feel like I've earned this.
But it just like it's like a final like, I'm just going to think about it how great it was and
enjoy it. Yeah. That's not toxic at all. Yeah. And Bron's like running around and happy.
And I'm just like, oh.
what's the old saying happy dog happy life that's not true
happy bitch happy life
as they say in the old days in old country
but well done to Stephanie but also everyone for getting around
you love to see it that's awesome I have another really good
feel good you love to see it this is from Anderson
James Edward Cook again save some names to the rest of us Anderson
but Anderson and I have been hanging out and chatting in the Patreon
a lot over the years we've been connected for a while
And he always has something really lovely to say, but this, I couldn't not share this.
Anderson said, I wanted to share, I grew up really poor with a single mom and four sisters.
So money was really tight.
Like five kids and a single mom like, fuck it.
That's unbelievable.
What would the dynamics because it's similar to your, like being one brother with four sisters?
Yeah.
Is that what's?
Well, I mean, I guess it depends.
Like, but yeah, a girl heavy household is.
Because I think of your brother with three sisters and our mom as well.
Like so it's, yeah, girl time.
Yep.
But I think he loved it.
I think I think my brother loves like the protective nature.
Like the older brother.
Yeah.
And because he was the oldest of all of us.
So I think that he probably liked that.
And he's still kind of like that now.
He doesn't listen.
But he is.
Shout out.
Thanks for support.
Love you.
I got this text from actually.
It was 2 a.m.
here in London.
And I just said,
fucking love you from him.
And I was like, what time was that for you?
Because for me, for me, it feels like a drunk text, but for him, was it just midday?
Or maybe, maybe if it was two nights ago, you texted him at 10 to 2.
Yeah.
And he was just replied.
Yeah.
Anderson said, when I got my first job as soon as I could at 17, it was a lot of like
trying to help my mom.
But I was still at school, so I couldn't do a lot of hours.
So whatever I was making, I was giving straight to mum.
Yep.
Anderson says, now I'm 21 and started my current job seven months ago, so being in it for a bit.
Yep.
I finally have the money to treat myself to things and do things I want to do.
And I bought tickets to Lily Allen and he came to the Hens party.
Nice.
Fun fact, Lily Allen has also played the Troxy.
Oh.
Huge.
Huge.
And Scrill X.
And Scrill X.
And Robbie Williams.
Roby Williams.
So it's playing along my home.
Anderson said,
the Hens party was my first time going somewhere outside of where I live.
Huge.
Huge.
And he said, and this is another party you love to see it.
He said, when I started my job seven months ago, I started putting money into savings.
And I'm now 20% of the way to a house deposit to get a mortgage for my first house.
Jesus Christ, what's the job?
Yeah, are they hiring?
Yeah, what's going on there?
Anderson said, you're the first event I've ever been to by myself outside of my city.
Next month will be Lily Allen, but you will always be my first and my favorite.
it. And the boy never forgets his first.
Absolutely. But Anderson, we're really proud of you. That's huge.
Like, you've had a fucking tough slog and you fucking really turned it around.
And your mom and your sisters must be so fucking proud of you.
As must your employer Charles be.
Yeah, the only person playing that much is Charles.
Yep. So.
But good on your, Anderson. And good on your step, feel like two really nice, like, feel good stories.
Really nice one. Yeah.
Normal or no.
Tomorrow is tomorrow.
Love to see it.
We will have brush teeth and crumless glasses.
And we will be ready to roll.
Asterisk, hopefully, not guaranteed.
We will see.
Yeah.
Love you so much.
See you tomorrow.
Bye.
Bye.
