Toni and Ryan - The Predictive Text Challenge

Episode Date: July 6, 2025

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Details at fizz.ca. Mobile plans totaled $17 a month feel pain so often. Life is hard. I know you're not gonna get much sleep, but I'm glad you're doing better. Oh, he's another most depressing demon! Hi, I'm Megan from Victoria, Canada. This is Jonathan Newton from West Valley, Utah in the United States. I'm Becky from Ireland.

And I approve this podcast. I want to start the show with my new obsession. We were just talking about weird shit before we hit record. We were. We were talking about the Play-Doh hairdresser set. You know, have you get ads for the foam that cleans your sink? And you like pop it on the sink and the foam goes through the thing and comes back out and it's got all the dirt and stuff in it? No! Oh, that's a bit of me. And because I love marketing, I would have bought 10 of those. Have you already? Oh my God! Are you starting this episode by saying you brought us all some of the sink foam? I wish I could. Oh.

Cause I'm an enjoy- Lie! I'm an enjoy the video. Tony, if you knew here is a buy the thing immediately. I am. Yeah. If I see it again, which, oh, how good are those foam things?

Yeah. I will. They see me coming from a fucking mile away. But today is the first day of a new chapter for Tony and Ryan. Every show is on YouTube from today. It's a positive day. I did come in a fucking mile away. But today is the first day of a new chapter for Tony and Ryan. Every show is on YouTube from today. It's a positive day. I did come in a bit grumpy.

Charles and I have thrown mandarins at each other. There's a citrusy smell in the thing and I'm back. It actually is quite a nice smell that a thrown mandarin gives off. And can you imagine if you bought a candle or like a diffuser or something and like the sexy description was like a rumor of throwing mandarin or like a rumor of burst citrus skin. Your car will be so fresh

and clean. It'll feel like Charles and Ryan just threw mandarins at each other. Just threw a mandarin in the air. Yeah. And you're like, Ooh. A recent pulverized fruit lingers beyond. Pulverized? He wasn't, the flow wasn't that bad. No, but it's the catch. It's the soft mandarin hitting your hand. That's where the smell comes from. Can you say that again slowly?

And give it, give it something. I can't even remember what I said. That soft mandarin hitting your hand. That soft mandarin hitting your hard calloused hand after a long day of work. The skin bursts open and releases a soft zing of juices into the air. You realize that relaxation does exist and ooo heaven is a place on earth. Now it is a new day of a new chapter. I was feeling bad now I'm feeling good. And I need to ask-

That's good, cause I was in really good mood. And then you came in and I was like, boom! Yeah, and the Mandarin stress- Has kind of brought us back up. And then talking about the Play-Doh hairdresser actually really helped, I'll be honest. But I do need to just-

Papaya. But like- Sorry. Tony's got papaya on her shirt. I've just had a fucking breakdown, I think. Well- Something's just- Papaya? But like, Tony's got papaya on her shirt. I've just had a fucking breakdown, I think. Well, I actually do need to do a welfare check. I sound like a minion. Bottle, banana, papaya.

I actually need to ask you serious questions about where you're at, wellness wise. Why? Because I look so good on my mat. You look beautiful on YouTube four days a week. Camera's on, face on. Camera one, camera two. The reason I need to ask about your welfare is because I want to talk about predictive text on text messages.

Honestly, so fair. Let me bring everyone up to speed on Tony and I's friendship. Oh, are you watching you listening? Anyone who's got a text messaging app on their phone, open it up. And if you go to text someone, there will be three words, which is the three starting points of a predictive text in your phone. And because Tony and I live very exciting lives, I go, Hey Tony, hit the middle button 15 times in a row and press send and like, let's just see what happens.

Do you have the screenshot there? I am ready to go. I was literally about to scroll through and I was like, that's going to take me three fucking months. We text a lot. I know I just pitched a really great idea, but I am going to need you guys to put your phone down and pay attention. Yeah. Yeah.. I know I just pitched a really great idea, but I am gonna need you guys to put your phone down and pay attention. Yeah. So I know that he just- Or if you're watching or listening, press pause, go and do it and then come back so we can concentrate.

I just, let me just reiterate, if you could pick up your phone, but then put it back down. No, like, so you know what I'm talking about. If you could pick up your phone and then not do that, but listen instead, that would be awesome. Or hit pause, go and have a play and then come back. But I just look, the two of these guys over here, Sophie and Chuck.

You both picked up your phones and were like, boo. And I'm like, oh, um, we're still on. So when I'm talking into the camera, I'm talking to like the audience watching from home or listening in their car or at the gym. Well, if you're in your car. You work here. You both work, you still car or at the gym. Well, if you're in your car. You work here. You both work, you still have to pay attention. If you're in the car, don't do it.

Don't do it. I already did my clap earlier, so I think I'm done. Sophie's got the clap. We're all really worried. So I push it 15 times and this is what my text says. And it kind of shows you like who you've been texting without showing it. Well, it gives a vibe.

This is what mine said. I could do that, but I can also pick it up on the way home, but I do need to do a little more work. I'd be happy with that if that's okay. Clearly. Work chat. Yeah, but also most of my texts are just between my wife and I being like, what time are you home? Can you pick up Mabel? Can you pick up this? And that's like the fun of my life. Well, the only people you text is probably your wife and me. Yeah. So then Tony goes, oh, how fun, let me do it. Okey dokey hun, sorry for your pain. We all feel pain so often.

Life is hard. I know you're not gonna get much sleep, but I'm glad you're doing better. Isn't that the most depressing thing ever? And I hit set because I was like, like pressing the button. Then I was like, oh, and then I missed it like physically. And I was like, fuck, that's grim actually. Like I'm really sorry. I think I called you up and I'm like, is everything okay dude? I was like, is everything all right?

And I was like, sorry. I think I'm obviously like, people are really- How are you and the family? Yeah. People are obviously venting to me at the moment or something. And people are really going through it. And I'm like, hey, sorry about your family.

But why would the phone do that to me? Cause no, let's be, let's like give- I'm a really good person. Let's give Apple a chance here. Oh. Were they close? Well, the only person I texted you- And I'm feeling a lot of pain.

Yeah, yeah, the only person I texted you. But then I did another one with a different button. So yes, this is, it turns out the middle button Yeah, the only person I texted you, but then I did another one with a different button. So yes, this is, it turns out the middle button is like kind of playing it straight. Yeah. The right is a bit fun and the left is down to fuck. Yeah, they all have their own personality.

Yeah. Which we learned. Ryan and I are doing a lot of experimenting off air. The break was very good to us. This is what I said next when I was starting. I think this is the right button because it was just a bit wild. Tony, I'm just going home and I'm not going back to sleep until you come over and get your hair cut.

And didn't we lose it after that one? And then I said, haha, be there in 10 minutes. You know, just having a bit of fun. I love that. And didn't we lose it after that one? And then I said, ha ha, be there in 10 minutes. You know, just having a bit of fun. I love to have fun. It was the Play-Doh hairdresser. I was going to cut my hair with a Play-Doh hairdresser.

Mabel will take care of you here in the salon. Have you seen Mabel brush my hair? No, I haven't. It was a lot more fun and a lot less painful when I had longer hair. Cause now she gets the brush and I've got like a shaved head and those little spiky things. The bristles get right into your fucking scalp. Yeah, and she's like, oh I brushed dad's hair.

I'm like, that fucking hurts. You're like, hey, I don't do that to you when I brush your hair. Like you want to kind of be like, think about how it feels when I do it. Gentle, it's nice. Yeah, gentle. The final piece of the puzzle of Tony's welfare check

is before the break, you posted a TikTok and the vibe of the TikTok was, I've never felt better and I hate it so much. Oh no! Someone get a tissue. Someone get a tissue. Get a tissue. Someone get a tissue.

Oh my God. Sophie's fall- oh. Oh, are you- We're on YouTube! It's our first day! It's our first day! YouTube, I've got snot everywhere! For those listening who didn't see that, a big bit of green snot came out of Tony's nose.

That is not the biggest hunk of snot. Oh no. The first date on any other episode on the previous 900, you would have got away with that. I'm embarrassed. Yeah. So what were you saying about the welfare check? I feel your pain. We all go through this together.

And we all snort out green boogers on camera on YouTube. That was humbling, actually, that one. I didn't even feel, like, I'm not sick or anything. I was a, like, firm boog. Sorry. I thought we would just play or we hit rock bottom and we're done now. No, no, no.

I've always got room to go down further no but I think I'm always saying this you know something's really pissed me off is that I'm in a really really good mood like I've just I've got the sillies I'm in a good mood I feel like so fun and you know why I reckon it's because I went for a fucking walk after work. Fresh air, go outside, go to the movie party, what works? Fuck you! And it did really piss me off. Because it was like, well then if I want to be in another good mood tomorrow, I'm going to go... Fuck off! Why does it work? There's so many comments on there. There's one person who said, about a year ago I started eating whole foods

and exercising three times a week. I've never liked life more and I fucking hate it. So everyone's feeling good. Everyone's having a good day. The snot though. Yeah, sorry. Sorry. Hi, I'm Megan from Victoria, Canada. This is Jonathan Newton from West Valley, Utah in the United States.

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Thanks Lilly. Nope, that's Lilly, Liam Lilly. Thanks Liam. Andrea Olin, thank you Andrea. Oh, what would you like for your Entrair? Oh, do you know what? I could really go, do you want to hear the craziest coincidence chat of all time?

Okay, Torbz and I were in the car on Saturday, right? We drove past this place and it said, like, Pinky's closing down. Oh, Pinky's. Yeah, it's like this place in Preston. Oh. I'm done. I'm going back on holiday.

So it was like Pinky's closing down. It was like a sign on something. And Torbs goes, oh no, that's that place we had those lobby rolls that time. It was really good. And I was like, no, no, no, that wasn't Pinky's. That was Pinchy's. And he goes, oh, you're right. It was too. Then we get an email on Sunday that Pinchy's is closing down. What are the odds of that? It is not a good time for businesses starting with PI.

N. And who? PIN. Pin-keys. Pin-cheese. Are they sure? Maybe the reason they're both out of business is they were too similar. Too close. Too similar. Yeah, everyone's getting confused. But what are the odds of- When you're off to Pinky's Pizza Place and you start ordering lobster and they're like- Yeah, and they're like, no, wrong guys.

They're the ones next door that do the lobby. Pinchy's makes more sense. For it. For a lobster, yeah. Yeah. That is crazy. But isn't that wild? And I was like, oh my God,

we were just talking about that yesterday. It's in the city and it's like this lobby role. I mean, it's shut. Is it shut or closing? Oh, I'm not sure. Cause I was gonna say, do we this weekend, go for a- Last ditch. Go for a bell.

A pink and a punch for the first day of the month. No, it's the seventh. Yeah. Yeah. I get it. Yeah. So for my on try out, I'd love a lobby roll is like where I was going. Tara, good on you Tara.

Thanks Tara. Tamika Jade, love you Tamika. Jeffrey Dillo, pass on you Tara. Thanks Tara. Tamika Jade, love you Tamika. Jeffrey Dillo, pass me the pillow. Jordan. What? I really like that. Yeah same, that tickled me right. Jordan, love you Jordan. Jessara. Morgan Wright, Morgan wrong. Kara Dickinson and happy birthday for Kate Blumer for over the weekend on the 5th of July. Had a fucking shocker the last two years, so love you, Kate. This year's your year.

I reckon. It's a new financial year. This is the beautiful thing about it, isn't it, is that you've already done your tax, probably. So there's that stress going for the year. She goes, new year, new me, I've done my tax, got my tax return, invested in this new business called Pinchy's, and everything's looking looking up. So it's this really cool place.

They do lobby roles. I'm really excited. Next year. Oh, I've had three year bad years in a row. Business my ear. The phone call to the accountant. Yes, it's not looking good. For a fourth time.

Anyway, little bit of fun. But I found this new business called Blockbuster. Yeah. Oh. After I lost all my money to Netflix before they changed to streaming, the DVD version, op-na, pause, something in my eye. What I will say actually while we're waiting is... Now, I reckon you just concentrate on that and let me, I'll just let me take over

and you take care of that. We are on YouTube every day now, like every episode, four days a week, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. The only tissue I've got smile on it, so I can't. Yeah, let's get her another tissue. Talent needs a tissue. Thank you. Be faster next time. You'll still get your fix on a Friday.

We are doing reaction videos on Friday. So YouTube, there's five shows a week, but only four podcasts a week, because videos, it's like harder. It takes a bit longer to edit is basically there. The long version of the story takes a bit longer to edit but now there's four episodes a week of all YouTube videos. So you can listen or you can watch

or do you know what I think I would do? Cause I'm like in fucking up YouTube's fucking pussy at the moment. What I would do is listen every day and then watch on YouTube on the weekend. That's what I would do. What I would do is listen twice every day to the audio. What I would do is download on all apps that it's available.

And then sign up all my cousins to Patreon. That's what I would do. I would gift every person you've ever met. Yeah. Essentially it's the trade off of lots of people wanted video every day and we're like, well, it's either that or five. If we're doing that, yeah.

So that was what we chose. And also, you know, I can't keep snotting on the internet. So we had to bring it back. To just five YouTube episodes a week. Just the four, the four pod episodes and a reaction video. I thought maybe I can hold it in for that.

Now, because it is a new chapter in a new era. I love that you keep saying chapter. Like it's so fun. And because we are like, I was about to say. I feel like I want to have seasons. We're like always on. So there isn't like season one, season two. Should we just start and go, oh, it's season eight. What if we started now at season one? Nah.

And all of the stuff before was like ground zero. Just a pilot. A pilot. To see if we get picked up. Yeah, we did 900 and something episodes to get a feel for it. Just to see if we were into it and we're not. So this is actually the last one. Yeah.

But because we are in a new era, and sorry to bring off air chat onto the show, Tony, but there's something that's been bubbling away behind the scenes. Tony's been cooking up a new segment for this new era. And I'm just going to ask the question straight up. Yeah. Are you entering your shock jock era?

Because Tony would like to pitch Hot Take Tony. Hot Take Tony, great title. Great title. I think that they're like, t-t-t really hits ya. It does. But... I don't think it's shock jock vibes though that does sound like what it is when you say like, oh, I've got a hot take about cricket, you know, like, is very like AM, FM. Will cricket be entering Hot Take Tony? I actually do have a hot take in regards to Cricket.

Okay, that's interesting. Would you like to hear the one that- No, you can save it for, today's a planning day. Yeah, okay, yeah. So, live brainstorm. Live brainstorm, I've got some good, so yes or no? Mm-hmm. Just looking at some of the hot takes I've got in here.

Do you stand by them all? Yeah, exactly. Because I had to start writing them down, because it was actually a form of journaling that I'd have a thought, and I'd be like, I've got to write that down and get it out of my mind. You know what's fucking sucked me right in? I watched this YouTube video about someone

who's rolling three journals. Yeah, and so I have actually just- Is that too many? I don't know, but the way that they did it was like a morning pages journal. So you're one in the morning where you do your three like stream of consciousness ones, which I try and I'm not super good.

I don't know if any of them are. If you're trying as in- The morning pages one I actually feel is really valuable for me because I wake up and I have so many thoughts and just get them out and empty them out. I don't think anyone's doing seven days a week as in I love the intention but I'm like if we're being real, if you get a couple of ways, great. But yeah, I think it's just knowing and also not being like, well, I missed today so I'm

not going to do it anymore. Yeah, yeah. That's the heart. It's like overcoming that. So that, and then he had, uh, like kind of creative ideas journal of like, Oh, I've just had an idea about that. Put that in. So that was his second journal. And the third one was called the Zibaldone. Is that a kebab or something? Oh, doesn't that sound yummy? No. It's like beef, garlic sauce. So this is actually like really interesting.

The zip Aldoni one that he had. No, that is interesting. Thank you. I'm just saying. So it's an Italian word for heap of things. I've literally still got it open because I was like, that's so interesting. I want to remember heap of things. And it's like the eclectic nature of the journal.

And so it's like that it's just whatever, like the interest and observations and the thoughts and the whatever and it's just like a bit of a brain dump. I like that. How's your e-Brizona going? I don't have I've actually I've ordered it and it's coming today apparently. Watch this space. And then I got this cool little journal folder where all three of them can sit in the same area and the little folio I I got it right, end of financial year, should have been $56. Got it for $25. And you can claim it on tax. It's already back. Yeah. It's free. I've made money. And then because it was supposed to be $55, I got it for $25. The debossing was only $10. So really I'm like fully up and it's hot pink and it's like D Boston says Tony on the bottom.

You have been busy. Yeah. I hate to say it. New financial year, new me. I hate that. I love it. Also, did you know it's only- There is just so much opportunity. There is so much out there. Do you know what I mean? And I just absolutely am just like coming for the universe right now.

I reckon... I'm no longer wet for life. I'm coming for the universe. That is the title of the episode, obviously. Or New Financial Year, you knew me. Open to both. Did you know it's only a new financial year in Australia? When's the financial year in the Americas? April?

Oh, that's dumb. Yeah, it really is. April. Yes, I believe so. Oh, so it's Easter and then you're doing your tax. Awful. How are you supposed to... First of October? First of October?

That's the exact opposite of Easter. Or maybe that's the halfway point. October. Maybe your taxes are due in April from October. Correct. Sure, but. That is, that's made me feel physically ill. All right.

Okay, hot take. I don't think that the financial year should start in October. Yeah. Lay it down. Yeah. And that's the kind of hot takes you can look forward to. Yeah. Lay it down. Yeah. And that's the kind of hot takes you can look forward to. Yeah. Now I've got a few more questions here.

Not all the hot takes are negative. Like that, I think that's an important thing to say. Not all of them are like, I hate this. Some of them are, some of them are good. Yeah, but if you say, I love this and other people don't like it. Well, some of them are like a hot take opinion. I've got a really good one here.

Should I say that? What are the ones that aren't that? Okay, so one of them is- No, no, no, no. We're brainstorming. Because, and the reason I don't want you to waste these, because here are some of the things that have come up in off air chats.

How many am I gonna have to have per day? Can that be a question that we come up with this? Just one, just one. One hot take, oh, I thought I was laying three down. No. You're not, what are you gonna do? So I'm gonna say it, then you're gonna ask questions. It's not my second, I'm just hanging out over here. No, but like I've got the hot tape. Me and Sophie will just get ready with the tissues. Yeah. I've got the hot tape but then...

And that's for snot not for jerking it obviously. Depends on the tape. Yeah. Let me ask these questions. Okay. Because there has been a lot of chat. First one is you said I would like to have flames behind me. I did say that. Yeah, so Charles is here, our technical guru. Is that possible Charles? Could we have pyro? You want full pyros?

Well pyro, or we could have like a screen and the screen's got flames. I prefer the pyro. What if I was wearing- Does the room prefer the pyro? What if- Does the landlord prefer the pyro? That's good, yeah yeah we are renting.

Peak behind the curtain. Rent is crazy at the moment. That's a hot take. What if I created like a collar? The next thing is you also said I would like jacket with flames on it. Now are the flames stitched in or the pyro in the jacket? I'm on fire. What if I created like a big collar and that had the flames on it and I looked like... Like you put your hot take Tony jacket on which has a collar. Has the big collar on it and like... Collar up Mark. Don't we have an Olympic flame from last year's Tarpathon? It's very loud. It's so loud.

The whole time. I think it actually might have... It lasted about four minutes of Tarpathon to go because it was so loud. I think it's in the next room. We do have a DIY Olympic torch over there. Yeah. You can't even tell it's DIY. That looks like it's on fire. Every morning I come in, I go, morning I come in I go worried that it's set on fire I get I get I get scaled okay I've got a hot take I just look like I just look like the fucking statue of Liberty yeah and a good one lady Liberty yeah um you also said can I have dark glasses I feel like I want to be Guy Fieri. I do think that's the vibe. I think the only thing obviously with the wraparound sunglasses that they have to be prescription

because I can't see. You don't put them over the top of your car. Then how would they wrap around if they were on the outside of these glasses? No, you put those ones on the outside. So you put your tight wraparound speed dealers on and then you put your reading glasses just comfortably over the top. Okay.

Yeah, well that's a work in progress, isn't it? So... But seriously Charles, what would our options be with Flames? Well Pyro is option one. We could do the screen. Let me think about it though. Because we can like wheel the screen in behind you just for the segment and then wheel it out again. What if it was like there was a big stand behind me and I put like streamers and stuff on it.

So it looked a bit like that but it was like dropping down behind me like a photo wall at a fucking... That would be easier than pyrotechnics each week. Cheaper. Cheaper. Yep. Four apps a week. Yes, Sophie. Four apps. Unprestented fourth option.

Oh, yeah. What if it was we just had a green screen and then we could put whatever kind of fire we want. A grousy-scroosy. How do you feel about grousy-scroosies? I... I don't know. I don't like that when it's sometimes a little bit... Fairy around the corners?

Fairy! How did you get that from me going... Because I know you. Yeah! That's just when it's not properly lit though. I'm lit. Yeah, you're lit. Yeah.

What did I say before the show, let me make that my, you'll have to say it. I don't recall you saying that. I don't think you said that out loud to us humans, but I've got one that while you're trying to think about that, if you're on. Next Monday. Hot take Tony. We'll have figured out the pyro.

We'll have figured out the bangle. Can we make it a vote? Oh, what you wanna- Should it be pyro, green screen, or we'll make a background and does Tony need flames coming off her jacket like an outfit? What was the thing it was about Officeworks? I said I'll talk about that. Was it about you bonding that book?

Like my idea about bonding that book? No, but I did. I did. I don't know what it was. I've actually come prepared because I did my work at home. I've got to love to see it. And speaking of fire, I'm playing with it right now. You are playing with it but I need you to get on board because I think you're going to agree this is fucking huge news. Can I just say everyone's on board? Great. We're on board. Safe space. Are you on board with being on board because you feel defensive?

Don't lash out. Now what's been our favourite shop over the last month or so? Officeworks. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Officeworks is fantastic. My love to see it is Officeworks. Now I get sent this text after I printed my university stuff from Officeworks like Tony

recommended because she doesn't want to see me use the work one because shit gets fucking ugly in here. Nah, but also how good that you can just upload it, fuck it off, all good. So I get sent a text saying, how did you like the printing service? And you went out of five, six. Seven and a half out of five. It was great.

The lady at the front desk was fantastic. They made some editorial decisions, which like they decided it made more sense for that to go there. And I was like, yep, great, love it, love it. That's what you want though. Take the decision making out of my brain. So I not only gassed them up in the review, but I kind of, I wouldn't say like advice,

but I was like, I love this. I'd love to keep doing that. Yes, Tony. Question. Was it a review directly with them like via their, when they send an email being like, how did you find our service? Or was it like a Google review? No, no. It's, they sent me a link to their like in-house thing. And then the store manager messages and said, your advice and feedback has actually been great and we're going to implement some of it. And you're a celebrity. That's amazing. And this is, I've been invited to join Talking Point, the Officeworks community panel. We are inviting all enthusiastic individuals

to sign up for the TalkingPoints community panel. We love your feedback and we'd love to get you in and understand your perspectives and behaviours. Your insights are so invaluable and you'll help enhance our products and services. We'd love to have you join the officeworks team Have a fucking look at that my life is pretty much complete now That's better than an OAM officeworks of Australian That's better than an OAM. Officeworks of Australia Medal. You'll be able to put that OAM.

Ryan John Dunn OAM. Officeworks Australia member. I'm updating my LinkedIn. I'm actually emotional. Same and hard, but more emotional. Oh, my pussy's wet. Yeah. I'm crying from both sides.

How would you feel if you're in a bar and a guy comes up to you and goes... I'd come. I'd throw this ring into the fucking ocean and be like, fuck me with your OAM. That's amazing. You know, go, hey, I'm 6'5", earn a hundred grand and I'm in finance. And you go, oh, that's pretty great. And you go, I work for Officeworks. Tony's just like, not even just working for Officeworks, but part of the OAM. Sign me up. That is impressive. Sorry for going first, because I know it's going to be hard to compete with that. That actually really is very good.

I've got a you love to see here from Jen, who sent this through in Patreon. And Jen says, so I at my job, I call people all day. And because no one answers the phone anymore, she's like, I leave a lot of messages. And she said, I forgot to hang up and played the podcast. And the first thing that played was, oh, and the first rule is never eat the food at an orgy. And that got included in the message that Jen left. So she obviously being like, hi, this is Jen from Officeworks. If you could give me a call back at And that got included in the message that Jen left. So she's obviously been like, hi, this is Jen from Officeworks.

If you could give me a call back at your earliest convenience, we wanted to book in your Geeks to You service. Thank you so much. Have a wonderful day. Presses play. Never eat food. Oh, shit. And then goes.

Oh, oh. Eat it if you want, I don't mind too. Beep, beep, beep, beep. Fuck, Jen. Jen goes, I realized I never hung up and they paid their bill pretty fast after that. I bet they did. They go, oh, we better just get this

fucking lunatic off our case. Someone is hunting us down for money and it seems like she likes eating pretzels at an orgy. Yeah, and she's a mad man. She's crazy. But I love to say that. I love to say that. Thank you for listening at work

in a high risk environment. That's actually commitment to the cause and that's exactly what we want to say. It really is. Thank you so much. Thank you for listening. If you are, or if you're listening on either Spotify or Apple podcasts, if you follow or subscribe or whatever the button is, that really helps us out on the backend. YouTube is the same.

If you hit subscribe, it really helps us. So thank you so much. Tomorrow, some tarpas have sent through their confessions. These are top confessions. I've got a confession from a substitute teacher. Because you know how they normally like cop it a bit? Yeah. Like the kids go, oh, substitute teacher, we can play out a bit today.

Yeah. Or substitute teacher probably don't have to do anything today. Yeah. Yeah. Not, no. Not the case. Well, fuck around with this substitute teacher and find out. Oh, I love it when people say fuck around and find out. Yeah, same.

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