Toni and Ryan - The Rules For Travelling With Friends

Episode Date: August 31, 2025

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I flew home from the Americas. I, like, hobble off the plane. I hobble into the car, hobble out of the car and into the house. And I thought, God, I'm just so happy to be here. I walk in and my... Is just dead as a door now. I'm Laura from the Northern Rivervis, New South Wales. I'm Adam from Cloverdale, California.

Hi, I'm Stephanie from Los Angeles, California. it and I remember this podcast. Welcome to Tony's lounge room. After just one week off, our brave soldier is back. And not only does she have a broken foot still, but she's resting her iPad on her broken foot. Are you okay? Well, so my...

My foot is on ice So I can't really feel it at the line Yeah Ice epidemic Yeah My foot's become addicted to trust Well you've been You've texted me every day saying

I'm icing up again today Yeah and you were like wow Things aren't good No Do you have that much room in your freezer And you went what? What? No no no

So my foot's on ice With I did call it earlier a modesty sock So that my paws weren't on the internet I already docks you in a carousel last week. Yeah. Just to bring everyone up to speed real quick, Tony's had a week off to rest her foot. Charles brought Tony home.

Lily and I went to Dallas to a podcasting conference. And Ryan held down the fort. And I held down the fort and did all the work for me. And then because we couldn't do anything while Tony was resting up, Charles then met Lily I and my wife and my daughter in Fiji. and now we're back so for all the comments that were like

oh didn't realize Tony needed a foot to record podcast it was actually because everyone else left you to rest up left me and went on holiday

and left me in Melbourne we were letting you rest and making the most of our time oh you are going to get wrist you are about to get so torn apart by the internet Tony's got a broken

foot and he's looking pale and I'm looking tan as fire. Yeah, Ryan looks amazing. I look like I've been in hospital because I have. So just a bit of housekeeping. Yes, I am a little bit sunburnt on my back. We're not talking about it. I'm not. If anyone's worried, I've been inside for quite sometime.

Because Lily and I were on the way home from the US Canada trip, we were kind of on the work account and Lily is now known by the people in Fiji Sofetal as Lily Lodge. Yeah, so shout out to the good people. there. I hope that you guys didn't fuck it up too much because... No, we gave it a good nudge.

Well, because I'm going to go and make you guys jealous. Not yet, but you just wait. Yeah, okay. Tony is wearing a blanket that she is knitted and I said, how have you been keeping yourself busy? And she said, I'm so...

I've knitted fucking everything and I'm so over-knitting. Well, I've had to teach myself a lot because I didn't really know how to do a lot of stuff except for like basic. You taught me how to knit during the tarpathon. Yeah, but like that's like quite basic knitting.

I've learnt some like, it's hard. Thank you. But that's like the first thing you learn. Yeah. So I've tried to kind of keep myself busy by learning like some interesting techniques of knitting. I've learned. I think I've got some other things here that I've knitted. I learn how to knit in the round.

I've learned how to increase and I've got like all my knitting stuff. It has to be in reach because I can't really move around very much. You don't have to get it. I'm learning to increase and deep. Chris. Oh, that's great. I also have just ordered a little kit to knit a hat. And the yarn is tarp yellow.

Like, it's like bright yellow. Charles and I went jet skiing two days ago. And we really missed you. Yeah. I was interested. We all were. Sorry, that was a... Yeah.

Literally just before we recorded, I said, hey guys just letting you know i'm feeling a bit delicate i think that you've said that you are getting you've done a lot of knitting i have done so much knitting and i also do i did you say do i need a new hobby no as in like you didn't change it up because you've done a lot of knitting and it's also been good because i've been trying not to spend too much time on my phone yeah because i i did not realize how much i would struggle mentally with a broken foot i genuinely like i don't know if that's sounds hell stupid, but I genuinely had no idea how much I would struggle. And because I kind of think I'm like, I'm pretty good at like getting up and going.

And like, but I just, I have no get up and go like. Like even the week that you guys were away, obviously I needed to, I couldn't do anything. And I've been resting and I'm going in for surgery soon and stuff like that. But like, I just didn't think that I would feel so depressed. Yeah. it's actually like it's really tight it's hard

and I just because I'm so independent like normally I can just do whatever I want I can't swim I can't drive my car I can't like I just can't do anything so when you get surgery sorry to bring comedy into it

no no no no yeah are you gonna have lead in your foot you know like a bit of a lead foot like are you literally well I don't think they put lead in what's your pins and I don't know. What are that? Google that. Steel? Tin? Woman of steel.

Well, if it's steel, though, imagine going through the airport. My shoulder did that once when I had a pin. That was a good time. What's it made of? What are they made of? Charles? Maybe they could use for me like a recycled diet Coke can or something. Yeah, it says it's made of like stainless steel or titanium. Titanium.

Devinanibuetta. We've actually just done a reaction video where you and I discuss the difference between stainless steel and non-stick pans and I still don't get it. And now you're about to have that put in your foot in my body. So hang on, is it the, is it the non-stick or the same-stick? It doesn't say non-stick. It's got to be. Otherwise, on my blood gets out everywhere.

And just so everybody know, I did throw out those stainless steel pans and I now have it. I'm hauling it on stick. Oh, welcome to the good life. I know. It's honestly amazing. I'm not trying to be a hero. When was the last time you've thrown? an egg perfectly.

Never, because you have a stainless steel fucking bad. I've never done it. If you get a non-stick pan, it will change your fucking life. That's a recommendation for today. Honestly, yeah, my love to see it's early and that's it. My early love to see it is thank you for, first of all, allowing the riffraff into your house. I appreciate that.

And for, because the tarpers have missed you, as have we. I actually miss you guys so much. When I was in Dallas, Lily said, oh, because Tony's the funny one. she's not here. I guess I'll just do it. She didn't do a good job. Do you remember saying that? Lily,

some of us are pretty and some of us are funny. Let me tell you, you are gorgeous. You're bringing up the average somewhere. Yeah. You know. Thanks. Yeah, that was clearly a joke that didn't land well.

Oh. Yeah. Like me? Yeah. I didn't like well. But the fact that that joke didn't land well. Yeah. I see.

Yeah. Kind of self-pertuating. Yeah. But before I did break my foot, obviously, we were traveling as a group. We were. We were. And I've actually got a list of rules. And I was going to wait until the end of the trip.

But there's a list of rules of when you're traveling as a group. Yeah. And I think we, as a foursome, can go through and see if we, like, abided by these rules or not. Okay. And because we were in, like, shared accommodation. we weren't in like separate hotel rooms we were in like so for most of it like you and Charles were sharing a bathroom

Lil and I were sharing a bathroom like so is does that kind of cross into different kind of territory also just to note that we booked a house for all of us and then only Lily and I went to Dallas so we had three bathrooms each at that place it was ridiculous I actually am so jealous because obviously you guys were like

because Charles brought I know Ryan said this before but Charles brought me home to Melbourne Like, it was very necessary, but the sweetest thing on it. Like, it was any, like, carried everything through the airport and then, like, ferried me to the side of the road where Torbs then put me in the car. Charles and Torbs hugged. It was the most beautiful thing because Torbs was like, please just come home to me. Like, I just, when I lay my eyes on you, I'll know that, like, I just want you to get here.

And then when you're home, you'll be fine, like, you'll be safe. That is beautiful. And it was, yeah, and then Charles and Torbs hugged and it was like the changing of the guard. It was like, it was like Charles was my dad and he gave me away at my wedding. Like, yeah, except Charles and I talk every day. Yeah. And also he's. So it's a little bit different.

Yeah. It was so beautiful. Yeah. And then like the same thing happened this morning, like Torbs left. Torbs left and you got here. Yeah. Yeah. I've got a lot of lovely people in my life.

I feel very lucky. Um, tomorrow on the show, just for. foreshadowing, we're actually going to discuss when people saw the four of us travelling who strangers thought was fucking who. Yeah, who's doing who, we're calling it. And I didn't think your Torbs and your father was going to be in the mix. When Charles gave me away at the airport. We eloped.

We did it at the airport so we could just leave straight away. Here is the, do we need to take a break? Telling what we're going for. No, no, we're good. Okay. The Travelling with Friends checklist. When a holidaying with friends, one person needs to be in charge of the accommodation.

They find the place, they make the booking, they deal with the hotel or the Airbnb host. And everyone else lets them do it and trust them to do it. Yep. In exchange, that person gets the master bedroom. Oh. Oh. I don't remember Charles sleeping in a master bedroom.

Neither, except when he snuck into your run. but um he didn't sleep yeah but i actually think as a rule that's pretty fair that's a great rule yeah so like whoever organized the stuff yeah and that's like your payment is you get the first or the yeah the first choice but the payment for me not having to do it that's worth it's like gold yeah yeah um so charles do you now that you've heard that do you feel like you a bit hard done by well not really apart from like la because like my bathroom wasn't a bathroom Charles used all of our bathroom Yeah, but it didn't have a shower

It just had a bath Yeah, without a shower And the water didn't work Yeah So it didn't have any running water Oh but you had a room That didn't have stairs You could fall and break your foot in

So maybe she'd be a bit more grateful So did you Well I had to sleep in the broken footroom For a couple nights after time What was the juge like in there Okay so when you flew home Lily and I stayed an extra night And because all my stuff was in your room

Like well I'm not gonna move back But then I was like If I fucking break my foot on these yeah no so fair and so I'm like do I move my stuff or do I sleep in the and so I slept in the thing but I was like you just got to be careful but comedically stupidly careful because I'm like how embarrassing yeah um but yeah Charles did kind of get the crap room there yeah sorry about that Charles I got a dungeon the night before in Seattle yeah but you guys had the aircon yeah aircon was so good and Lil and I probably had better rooms but we didn't

have aircon oh yeah yeah swings around about yeah uh next rule When holidaying with friends Okay, this is like Your G? Yeah. Is my pussy out, Charles? We don't have to edit this out, but is my pussy out? It's not.

Well, I just have to do a quick check. Yeah. These days. You actually can't be too careful. Over half a million people have viewed what happened last time. I know. What the fuck is wrong with those sick eyes? Now, this is a bit different because we were like for work and blah, blah, but imagining you're going on...

Work. Were you working in Fiji, you guys? Let me know. Sorry. You know what? I'm allowed to lash out. You actually get two more of those. Okay.

Okay. You earn three because it was great. No, and I'm so glad you had a great. I genuinely am so glad you had a great time. It was awful without you. It can be both. You could have a great time, but it would be better if I was. there.

We had a shocking time without you. If you're going with a group of friends and you're all earn similarish money. Yep. Split the costs evenly. Yep. Some rooms might be nicer. Some people might get there later or have to leave earlier.

But for the sake of everyone's sanity and to reduce headaches, we all pay the same. It's a better overall experience. Mm-hmm. What's the matter? No, I'm just listening to it. Is there a past experience that has not been the same? No, no, no.

I mean, we've like travelling with friends in real life. No, I think we've always just like gone halves or whatever. But you're right, it's different because you're travelling for work. Yeah. So you didn't pay anything. Lil like shouted me a drink on the last day. Oh, she's still on her face. You're lushing out.

You're being nasty. You are lashing out with us. Also, I've got something to bring up, actually, talking about shouting drinks. So when we got back to Australia, I was going through my bill at the hotel. Yeah. And remember the second last day when we got like the coconuts by the pool? We got all those. Do you want to buy room number down?

Well, I was going to pay for it? We drank so much that day. Yeah, we did. Because I was like, there's no way this is a house. And then she sent me the full thing. So the deal was awesome. It was really boring. Yeah.

I'll just wait while you guys A bit of an accounting issue Yeah, hey mum She's dead Fucking hell Anything else I've been at a A weekend away

Where one couple's room Was like slightly not as good as the others And they were like Oh we'll You know we'll pay a bit less And like an extra this And like if everyone else puts in an extra 10 It kind of evens out

And we all just went for me I just go oh I think you can only be friends with people that are like financially compatible and I don't mean get paid the same amount or make the same amount

but I think like the same kind of values like I feel like for you and I like work aside but I think you and I were a bit both like it comes back around like I would never kind of say to you like oh well I actually bought lunch and it was $12 so if you don't might like

where are you eating lunch for $12? But, like, sorry, I've gone back in time. Just getting on trade, did you? We both got the cold soup. Like, what the fuck? But so. And I filled up my car for a dollar. Yeah.

And then the milkman came by. And I wound my clock up and went to bed. Like, what the fuck? But you know. And then I went and bought a house for less than $10 billion. Yeah. Flew into my Nintendo cartridge Got a loaf of bread for 30 cents

Yeah Nah, but Comes around Oh yeah Fucked out with what we're talking about Yeah, you'll get the nice room next time Sweetheart The cook doesn't clean the dishes

The clothes cleaner doesn't clean the dishes The clothes cleaner or the dishes Cleaner doesn't do the cooking Okay, yep Because Tony was sort of the clothes cleaner and you did a good job. Thank you. And I will say,

Lil stepped up in your absence. Oh, well, yeah, of course a woman took that labour on. And I continued to dominate the bins. We didn't have to take the bins out. What did you do, the bins in the hotel event, the all-inclusive resort?

Like the housekeeping uncle, you go, actually, don't worry about it. Oh, you take a load off, sweetheart. Don't you worry about it? I got the bins. No, in Dallas, Lil goes, oh,

we don't have to take the bins out here and I said, well, I guess that's my job. No, I did good there. When holidaying with friends. I love that on that list.

Sorry to cut you off, but I love that on that list. What was mentioned, cooking, cleaning and laundry. No, mention the bits. That's interesting.

It sounds like the bits. Whoever wrote this is a messy bitch who just had rubbish later would just come under cleaning the dishes. Yeah. it doesn't look like it yeah that's weird but

when holidaying with friends everyone should be invited on day trips and excursions but no one should be expected to go I like that same because sometimes you just want to have a bit of a like lay yeah and also but then on the other hand

we're going to this thing snorkeling like you don't want to be like oh my intrude am I oh that sounds fun yeah like you can ask and I can say no yep now this is a big one yep first time you've said that high five I've said to mean stuff

and I'm going to wear that because I deserved it and it's true when holidaying with friends if you're bringing a new friend or a new partner it's up to you to incidentally organise a dinner

or a drink or a coffee before the trip so everyone's met in advance yeah you can't be adding a rogue personality into a trip No one should be expected to live with a total stranger in a foreign country. They haven't met at least once before. I love that.

Same. That's very good. I want to grab a coffee. Oh, come down. Yeah, my new mate, Sven's coming over. Oh, yeah, he might come with us to Greece. So at least you'll know him. So when there's Sven's...

You're going to take Sven to Greece. Interesting. I hope you have great time. Earlier, I said that Sven's friend is a personal trainer for upper body only, and he's prepared to come around and do a few sessions. And you didn't like that. Well, I've been doing like an upper body workout thing on YouTube. Maybe that's his account.

It might be. What's the account you've been watching? Sven's friend. He's only got one subscriber. And it's Tony and Ryan. It's Sven. I just on that Sometimes I subscribe to people

I know I know I subscribe to people on YouTube And it's like From the Tony and Ryan account And then like You have to make a burn a YouTube account Like I did

And it's called like Sadgy Girl 28 I was like Oh Watch that account blow up I'm Laura from the Northern Rivers New South Wales I'm Adam from Cloverdale California

Hi I'm Stephanie from Los Angeles California And you're listening to Tony Ryan. Today's episode is brought to you by Audible. And let me tell you, Audible's romance collection has something for every side of you. We're talking modern rom-coms from authors like Lily Chu and Ali Hazelwood, the latest Romanticie series from Sarah J. Maas and Devney Perry,

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Kieran Waters. Aya. And Nicola Kent. Well, did you? Buddy help, Nicola. I should have said this up the top, but if this is your first episode or you've just joined us here at Tony and Ryan, welcome. We're not normally this rogue and loose and not normally from Tony's house,

but extenuating circumstances of Tony. breaking her foot means this is where we are but thank you very much for joining us we really appreciate thank you for being here now on mondays we do hot take tony now i came in and i was like do you like are you in the but are you in the zone for a hot take i think because i've really missed you guys um i was like you know what maybe it's not the time for a hot tag maybe i don't want to kind of get bubbled up yeah do you know what i mean because you know how you kind of go You need the energy. Yeah, yeah.

And then just like, something has occurred in my life and I thought, this is perfect. Okay. And before you do that, can I just mention, so usually you would have your jacket that you made. Cloak that you made. And Tony also made this huge matchstick and it's so good and hilarious. Thank you. And obviously we're not in the studio and we don't have all the stuff here and that's fine. What I didn't realize is that Charles had this random.

red hat and he offered it to you for this segment but i didn't know it was for this segment i we're getting ready and he goes do you want this hat and i went why would she want that yeah the red hat we used for the wear in the world of tony and ryan a year ago that we got from suzanne for eight dollars i felt red hat and charles like i thought you must have been joking from my room and he goes do you want it in what world did she want that right now he said she want I thought, A, is he asking Kazoo? He was like, can I have it? Or like, did Tony, I'm like, I don't think she ever just wears a red felt hat in it.

But now I know it's for a take. It was far take, Tony. No. Yeah. Well, I'm glad that that's all adding up for you because I would hate for you to think that I just was introducing that to my look. Like, can you imagine if you're just like, oh, you're just doing that now? Yeah, so I had this, you know, I've been taking these drugs and these painkillers. Yeah.

That's going to surgery. I'm just like trying to get into the zone. Where's my red hat? You know what's going to just get me in the... Oh my God. Where's my red hat? Quickly. We're about to record the podcast.

So if this is your first time listening to this podcast or watching it. Tony's normally wearing a red felt hat. I'm not normally wearing a red felt hat. All right. Now I'm ready to be burnt down. Okay. My hot take is... Plants should need less fucking...

attention. You've been scorched. Oh my fucking giddy god. I flew home from the Americas. For the plants. For the plants. And I... They need water.

You've got to get back here immediately. And I am like, I've gotten off this fucking 17 hour flight where I didn't, I couldn't sleep. I was in so much. And at that point, because at the moment my foot's not like, aching it's like it's sorry if I've walked around in my moon boot too much

but at that time it was fresh and it was real ginger that really hurt and I like hobble off the plane I hobble into the car hobble out of the car and into the house and I thought God I'm just so happy to be here

I walk in and my fiddle leaf fig is just fucking dead as a door now And so you see that, we'll put, pop a picture on the screen, you see that fig over there, how it's just two sticks. Yeah. Yeah. So there used to be about 900 fucking leaves on that before I left for America.

I walk back in and I was like, Torbs, like, did you, did you water the plans? And he goes, oh, no, you don't you normally do that? And I was like, well, so the craziest thing. well that is I actually haven't been here do you remember when you dropped me off at the airport and then I wasn't here for two weeks and then I got on a plane and flew away and I went

and then remember we had to get that emergency flight so I could come home because I broke my fucking body you know I didn't drive home from the broken foot because I was in another hemisphere yeah you remember that part yeah so so my plant is like fully fucking dead it's come back a little bit

but it's it's put past I was wondering why I was sitting in the it's to get a bit of the sun, bring it back in that, cool. Well, yeah. It's very in the doorway. Yeah, it is. So, question, is the hot take on the plant's need for attention? Or is it on someone that lives here?

Thanks for letting us record in your house. Yeah. I think need less. Needless. So you'll never say a bad word about Torbs? No, I wouldn't. Especially at the moment because he can't look after a plant, but he can look after a Tony Lodge.

And he has been putting the work in So I can't even be a dick to him about the plants But so the day that So the day I get I'm here And I'm like half asleep I'm so jet lag like that's so fucked I'm like oh god I'm just from flying

I'm so dehydrated And to him's like oh should be fill up your water bowl And I was like oh god It's like those plants were on the plane with me And he goes He goes Don't Like serious

don't and I was like well you have a water the plants dude it's like it's fucking dead and he was like I was so worried about you and I was like no there was I've had a broken foot for 24 hours you were away with an unbroken foot with an unwatered plant for a significant amount of time fuck you yeah as soon as I heard you broke your foot I suck the water out I sucked the water out and cried it out And that was, like, the tears I shared were from the... The plants are dehydrated because they've been crying. Because they've been so emotional.

Oh, fuck. Yeah. I think, considering... Those ones have come back okay. That one's come back okay. But that one's fucked. Will we? All my ones out there are dead.

All my, like, herb gardens all dead. And my blueberry... I know. I just think he was like... These plants... live here like they're fine and because i just kind of who normally feeds pipper tops lucky lucky like you um because we i gather maybe recording from here for a while do we maybe put the plant behind you and we can all see it come so we don't have to

bag out anyone you live with but everyone can just suddenly just remember oh no but like get updated Well, Lily is actually the plant queen of our team. Do you reckon that it's a loss cause, that fig? No, I think it's okay because I had a similar thing happen to me. Why did Torbs? No. Torbs didn't water my fillet fig. No, my roommate at the time I'd been overseas to work and I came back

and the whole bottom of the plant was all like dead and all the leaves fell off. But it came back and now I've had it for like 10 years. Oh. And it's really tall. So I think, yeah. Okay, so I might be on to a unit here. That might be okay. Okay, that's a great hot take, though.

Thank you. Yeah. Great hot take. Thank you. Oh, no. It's not the day to bring that. What? No.

No, no, no. It's not the day. It's not the day. No, no, no. It's not the day. It's not the day. Come on. Come on.

What? And it's also not that funny. No, what is it? The plans at work are dead? No. I was going to ask about that, but I thought best not. what we're going to say um is it a safe space yeah i just thought torbs would have been used to having something in the house that needs a lot of attention so true and you're right that's not that

funny because it's actually true he's like i'm not used to having something around and he's always yeah he's like oh my life's so easy no but i think because i normally just like go oh i'm not that good with, like, I'm actually the first of me, I'm not that good with plants. Well, but I, well, but I kind of give it an eyeball and I go, oh, she needs a little drink. Yeah. Give her a top up. Do you know what I mean? Like, and if they were, if one leaf was starting to go, I'd go, that needs attention. So they give, 20 leaves. They give you clues. Yeah. And I think that that's why I was like, oh, so I had a bunch of flowers in a vase up there. And that, that, it was roses. My sister had bought me. And they fully were wilted and dead when I got

home and I was like oh what oh see that they made it like I was a bit of a bitch I was like oh see that they made it and torbs goes like he was just so upset that I was pissed about the plants and I was like well bro what was you got rotten flowers you're funny about it today but what were you like at the time I was just I come off a long flight yeah I was a bit broken and and because I came home and I was just so excited about coming home and being in my space and And then I, the first thing I see is that, like, that very fussy plant is just, like, completely gone to shit. Charles is also in the midst of killing a fiddle leaf fig, so he gets it. Hey.

Hey. Don't watch out of everyone else. No, because I came back early, thankfully, and I was able to... You're welcome. I was able to water it before I went away again. Yeah. So it's actually looking pretty good. Yeah, okay.

So, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's looking atrogy. That's looking shocking. Charles, thank Tony for breaking her foot to save your plan. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you, Tony.

Also, someone was watering her hours away. Charles was checking it on his camera, like, each day, like, how it was going. One of my friends came over and watered it. Who? Annie. I thought she moved away. Before. She moved away.

Sorry. Well, I can't keep up. It might have been one of Charles's girls that were just wondering around. I was like, did you just leave her there? The Wednesday night special, and then she won. on in and goes, oh, he's not here. And you know, well, good for you. Yeah.

I actually love that for you. Maybe I should get one of those. Yeah. Would she come to a reservoir, do you reckon? Um, you can find him on a app. Paul. I've heard that. Yeah.

They keep his plants wet and he keeps them wet. You got to pass it on. Uh, I got to love to see it here. Yeah. Now, some people have said that we actually took a week off so we could, uh, recover from Taylor Swift's engagement, yeah. My love to see it is Olivia. Have you seen this clip?

I have seen this clip, but I love it. This is Olivia, who's a reporter for CBS, and she's at the news desk, and she's found out about the engagement. It must be during an ad break, or they've thrown to an interview or something. Yeah. But give, can you play it? Yeah, let me just turn my volume up. Taylor Swift is engaged

Taylor Swift is engaged Taylor Swift is engaged This come back to me She just posted it Oh my god Oh my god Oh it's huge! The ring is ginormous

This is so exciting Oh my god Oh my god It's on her Instagram It's on her Instagram my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god i feel like paul revere right now like this is a very exciting moment for me in my professional career because i get to announce that taylor swift and travis kelsey are engaged as you're talking to joe lang our lovely producer gabby ake

texted me and said taylor swift's engaged and you can see it right there on her social media she put it up in that post uh that they got engaged with the caption your english teacher and your gym teacher are getting married with a little dynamite sign there. So very exciting here that we get to break that and tell you about that. What I will say, where are we at with like being fun that they were all on Instagram when they're supposed to be making the news? Oh, no, that is the, they're breaking. Yeah, but I mean, she's like, oh, one of the producers just texts me that on Instagram.

I'm like, well, what's she doing? She's just on Instagram. Is that just like what a journalist is now? You're just refreshing the feed waiting for something cool to happen? Oh, fucking hell. You should redact that. No, but I think the news cycle is that. Like, and also the second it was posted, it was just everywhere.

Like, I can't believe how quick people were with it. It was wild. It's been, like, it has been amazing. But my love to see it is her loving that. Yeah, the reaction, yeah. And I love that she got to like break it. That's real cute. Because imagine you're like, you're on a political show

and they're like, oh no, you can't really do that. And she goes, oh, okay, I'll talk about the fucking economy for, you know. Barring. What are you love to see? No, I love that. I've got you love to see. Also kind of pop culture related. But some people thought that last week, I was off.

I wasn't working. But I was working. I was working fucking hard because I have put some serious work into getting up to date with the summer I turned pretty. And let me tell you. Have I put the fucking boots into that fucking show? I love it. I'm absolutely obsessed to the point where...

Do you have to update your review? I don't remember what I said because none of the words meant anything to me then. So maybe I should go back, watch that review we gave in Patreon and then reassess. But Lily and Charles got off a plane, drove straight to my house, watched the new episode last Wednesday, and then went home to bed. We're all very committed to the cause. I love that show. So my love to see it is recommendation. If you haven't watched it, it's very good trash.

The summer I got hot. Yeah. Yeah. And I just really like it. I think it's just so good. I'm going to download the book on my Kindle, I think, because... What else are you going to do? Yeah, exactly.

Keep knitting, you know? So my recommendation is watching that show because I've really enjoyed it. You love to see it to 1.2. or, like, second iteration of that, subpoint A is following the Samurai Turned Pretty playlist on Spotify, the playlist and the music on that show is unmatched. Really? The soundtrack is unreal. It's so good.

There's all of these real, like, deep cut Taylor Swift tracks on there. And there's, like, the music is so fucking good. Like ELO is on there as well So it's got like real cool old shit Really good niche Taylor Swift star So it's just literally was like made for me It's so good So there's my two

Um you love to see it's That's a huge you love to see it Yeah Um tomorrow on the show All right Maybe I mean A tarpa has from Scotland

To send us a story And I Yeah Um What the foot might be that bad We have to send it to the farm No, just like, well, you know. You know.

In this economy, in this foot economy. Tomorrow on the show, Atapa has lived an experience where I reckon we've all had this dream of like this bad thing happening to us, but it's like a common dream we have. But they actually had to do it in real life. Oh, okay. Yeah. And also out of Tony, Ryan, Charles and Lily, who's fucking who. That's on the show tomorrow. Love you.

I'm sorry that we're away for a week, but we're back now. Love you so much. Thank you, Vinaka. Love you, bye. I'll just go fuck myself. How do you say thanks in broken fucking foot? Pretty similar to that, I think. Bye.