Toni and Ryan - The Straw On The Camel's Back

Episode Date: April 28, 2025

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Hello. We love to make podcasts, we make one every day. Yep. And today's is going to be approved by Rebecca. Yep. Rebecca is in Austin, Texas. Now, Rebecca, I believe you call yourself a smut slut. Do you want to explain that for us? It means I love to read romance novels. I love that. But the smuttier the better.

Oh, and are we talking like the, like fairy, the horny fairy books or just like clitlit in general? So horny fairies are romanticies. So what's your go to brand or genre? Yeah. Probably romanticie. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm reading right now. That's fair enough. Well, we approve of that. Will you approve of us on this episode? I will. Yay! This is Becca from Austin, Texas, and I approve this podcast. It's Tuesday, which means this is Tarp Confessions. Tarp, Tony and Ryan podcast, Confessions.

You can submit them at our website. Frustratingly and honest, we cannot track you down. We don't know who you are for the best way, but sometimes when people submit stuff, they go, do you want to hear the rest of that? And we go, yeah, but we can't reply to you because we don't have the information. I've got the craziest story about this. Do you want to hear it? Yes.

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I think you have to be careful these days. Yeah. Now, just some advice for you dog. Sorry I'm busy. Do you want to not talk and drink from your water bottle at the same time? I'm pro drinking between talking. There you go.

Waka waka waka. No, that's what Lawrence heard the whole time I'm pro drinking between from Ryan into a Roger. Yeah, change it, for sure. I'll get rid of the beard, keep the mustache, and just go full Roger. You can fucking Roger me if you just do a mustache. Let me tell you, a mustache on its own, ffff...

Is the mustache, and everyone let us know, and I know it's not like obviously all the way, but apparently a moustache is a Hal Australian. Like if you see a young guy with a stache and a bit of a mullet, everyone goes, oh, like, guys, Australian. That's a bit of me. Yeah. That's a bit of me.

I'll tell you who's a bit of me at the moment. I love a moustache, aren't I? Benson Boone. Oh yeah, having a huge moment. Huge moment, but he rocks a little stache and you just go, what a mad dog. Yeah. I love that guy. Yeah. Do've seen Coachella with Brian May? Yeah. I love that Coachella's still popping off in my algorithm. Like I'm still seeing it. It's very good. And it's been so long

now. Yeah. Coachella months. Yes. No, so true. Coachella Valley quarter. Would you ever go to Coachella? No. no, no fucking way. I just think that Coachella is an excuse for people to wear the ugliest fucking clothes I've ever seen. If you want to dress like an ugly slut, you can do it anytime. I do, look at me. I just think that like people who often, I'm like, your clothes are sick,

then go to Coachella and I go, well, why have you done that? Why do we just- I just don't get it at all. Has it got like- I'm dressing up as someone who would go to Coachella? Yeah, but who decided that that was the avatar of Coachella? I did a marketing course over the break obviously. I've just used was the avatar of Coachella. I did a marketing course over the break obviously. I'm just using the term avatar. The avatar target market customer.

But you know what I mean? Like we all just decided that it was shit fucking close. We all decided this is what Coachella looks like. Why don't we go to Coachella the town and get an Airbnb which is all like Palm Springs-esque and stuff. Obviously over the previous month It was probably like a bazillion dollars

But what's offseason Coachella because if we went to Coachella we would just stay at the house Yeah, so why don't we just do that some unreal house in Palm Springs? Yeah pool Yeah, and we'll do that in not peak season because you know that would be awesome Because love to go to have you been to Palm Springs like in Cali no sorry no I've been to LA I have been to Hollywood but I was really sick so I didn't get to see anything only seen the inside of a toilet bowl in the W Hotel in Hollywood, that's it. To be fair though. Yeah, and the Trader Joe's.

Before I got sick, I went to the Trader Joe's and did a haul on Patreon, livestream. You sit in a haul two days later, you're like, so the first green juice is... Yeah, literally. I did this haul and then for the rest of the time, it was just like, so I've ordered some more medicine from CVS.

Yep. And I dropped curry all over the only nightie that I still have and you know, Davis Dyer in that in that hotel room. Did you say Dyer? Yeah. Okay. What did I say? Dyer. I know there was. Yeah, there was. You can get some really nice houses in Coachella non-peak times. Oh, what are we looking at Charles? We could take our bike! We could ride there.

Like this one, it says Lux Gym Game Room with heated pool and spa, fire pit. Yep! Wow. Let's stay at who are the... Trixie Motel. Trixie Motel. Yep, I think that's expensive all year round. But less expensive.

They stayed at Trixie Motel on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Oh, it was so good. I love Trixie Motel. Here are top confessions. Just send me the link, trust me. Yeah, save it somewhere. Save that down. Maybe instead, sorry, brainstorm.

Instead of going to Cancun for Thanksgiving. We were gonna go to, what's the one that's not Cancun? Carbo. Carbo, sorry. Cause remember I said we should do carbo loading. Yes, I do, I do remember that. What if we go to Palm Springs? A new thing for us, obviously.

Well, with the bike rides coming up, we have to carbo load. Yeah, it'd be rude not to. Sorry, do you want no energy to cycle? Yeah. The bike's fuel is carbs. Yeah. Um, I-

What's that big road? Main Road Alpham. Yeah, can you imagine cycling up there? Like that is crazy. You know the road where the cemetery is how it used to be called cemetery road, but now it's just Metairie road. Yeah. What's that road? Mount Pleasant road. No, you're joking.

Luckily that's only a speed limit of 50 cause that's all we'll be able to do. I think when we're facing downhill and we've got the- Arm on the back. Like a torpedo down from the hills. These are tarp confessions! Tarpedo. We should get tarp speedos.

To take to Palm Springs. Write that down, Charles. Tarp, Tony and Ryan Palm Springs. Working title. Sorry. A tarp are- Palm Springs. Hand jobs. Cause it's springing backwards and forwards. Tony and Ryan Handprings, it's just hand jobs. Yeah, my lust for the pussy broke up Well, it's actually that's exactly what it is. Oh, I mean I've seen Nicole Scherzing burger I think she's hot as fuck. Yeah when I was young Innocent 14 year old girl. I babysat for a couple and while their children were asleep I went on to their computer and searched for scandily clad pictures of the pussy cat dolls Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

I was a confused teen girl and I thought that maybe I also like girls. And you know what? For a sexual awakening to be Pussycat dolls, fully indoors. Turns out a few days later, the wife finds out that someone had been searching for the Pussycat doll pics and accused the husband. And what a classic night, I think it was the babysitter. Yeah, the 14 year old girl, yeah sure mate. 12 months later, the divorce has been finalized. But the story isn't all bad, I can also confirm.

I'm now fucking the dad. Quite the opposite. I can also confirm I was right. And I'm now married to a girl. Oh yay. So thank you to the Pussycat Dolls for confirming my suspicions. Oh, that's amazing.

Yep, except for the divorce. I mean, if you can break up over Googling Nicole Scherzinger, it was not going to last. And I've always said that. The confessor said, I feel like this was maybe like, even though it was an incorrect straw on the camel's back, it was like the final, what's the saying? Yeah. The straw isn't on the camel's back.

The final straw broke the camel's back. Yeah. So it's the straw that broke the camel's back. Yeah. So that was the final straw. But it's not on the camel's back. It is though, because it's the straw that broke the camel's back. Yeah, so that was the final straw. But it's not on the camel's back. It is though, because it's too heavy. But that's not how you would like phrase it.

How would you phrase it? Well, you would just say that was the straw that broke the camel's back. Yeah. Not the straw on the camel's back. But that's why it's on them, and that's why it's too heavy. But you would say, oh, that was the straw on the camel's back that broke it.

But you would say, oh, that was the straw on the camel's back that broke it. Like, I know what you're saying, but like, that's not how, like, the thing works. Why do you think the camel doesn't like the too many straws? Just camels, though. They're not like a pack animal. Like, you don't like put heaps of stuff on a camel. When you, yeah, you're traveling through the desert. And they hold that. And they carry you.

I have ridden a camel before. And did you ask him where you put my stuff? How much straw would you say? If I was sitting on you and had straw with me, how much straw would be too much? What would be the final straw? The boat broke You the camel's back

Your back your back have you written the camel isn't it hell crazy how when they sit down It's like this My whole butt! Oh, Charles saw my butt! I actually didn't. Oh no! And that's the straw that's gonna break on the back of the camel for sure. If anyone would like to comment on today's episode... EPISODE? If you've either ridden a camel or a camel, let us know.

Because I've never ridden a camel myself but I'll take a camel on now this is a confession that oh fuck we still going how long was that like 10 minutes oh shit okay yeah keep going I'll allow it yesterday we talked about when have you been in the news. Yes. Now someone, and I'm not going to say their name because of what it implies. OK. But I've made the editorial decision

that that doesn't belong with your name in the news segment. But that is, in fact, a confession. Which we need to anonymize you as. But by legally, we do have the information. Yeah. And anyone can go find it on the, when you're in the news thread. Okay. I was in the local paper when I was eight years old for planting trees for koalas. Fuck, that's cute.

Why would you want to be anonymous for that? That's the cutest thing I've ever heard. I must confess I didn't plant the trees. The local politician, who also didn't plant any any trees just hustled up some families to join him for a photo opportunity for the local paper during an election cycle. Now I just need to be really careful how I read this next line because it looks like it looks like it says we had to rub one out but that's not what it says but that's where my brain went. We had to rub out our hands in the dirt.

So it looked like. Like we'd just done our job. And so there's all these plants and the local politicians there with a bunch of families and they've all got dirty hands because they've all been planting these trees for the koalas. Yeah.

Nope, just a photo opportunity for the local paper. That's disgusting. It is. Government repulses me. Does it? That's why I only travel by bike. Because it's better for the environment. I'm really hurt my knees when I do the camel bit.

Yeah. Hey, there's a price to being as funny as you are. This is the straw on the back of the camel that broke it, unfortunately. Also she blames that dive on having scuffed knees. That was the same one already scuffed. Yeah. This is Becca from Austin, Texas and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. This episode is brought to you by Majuri and Majuri has the nicest fine jewelry.

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so thank you very much. Thank you, really appreciate it. And depending on where you're listening or whatever, if you could hit subscribe or follow or whatever the button says, that would be awesome, really helps us out. Is anyone else new to audiobooks? I'm new to audiobooks the last year of my life I'm listening to audiobooks I've never been a reader can't like literally physically read that well not my thing so

therefore books have never been my thing but now I've discovered audiobooks and I'm like oh my god. I love it for you because you're really powering through some books. Yeah if I'm more time in the car, more books are getting done. Yeah, or when you're on a big walk or whatever. Yeah, loving it, loving it. I think a lot of people have, you know, come across this issue and we've talked about it, but like, have I read the book? I know. Because you sound, it sounds good to be like, I've read that. But when you go, I've listened to that,

it just sounds like you're a second class reader. Do you know what's worse than that? When someone says, I just read that book. They go, Oh, did you? They go, Oh, well, I listened to the audio book. They go, Oh, well, so no. Yeah. That's worse. No, you still read the book, I think. You listen, it's just like a long podcast. But it is, like... I think what it is is if you listen to today's episode of the Tony and Ryan podcast, you enjoy 30 minutes, bit of a brain break. Thank you very much for listening. Thank you.

But you haven't like achieved something. Maybe getting through that camel bit before was an achievement. Oh. In a good way, oh but like when you've Take my back. I take that back But when you've you want a bike or not? Yes Where is the fucking bike? I'll take the bike away if you're gonna act like this. We don't use the bike as a threat

That's actually so fair. I'm really sorry. Sorry. Love you. Now, but I feel like if I read a bit of the newspaper, that's not an achievement, but I feel like reading a book is sort of like I've read that. It's like I've like it's a little achievement. No, I think it's an achievement. But you know what I mean? But also like getting through the day. Tick. You know?

Yeah. So like I think reading a little bit of anything or getting through it, no matter how fast or slow you read it, I reckon that's an achievement. I also think the same with movies in that I feel like I've sat down and I've watched that movie. But if I'm just scrolling stuff, you're still just watching things for two hours, but it doesn't feel like you've achieved anything.

In fact, it's the opposite. If you've wasted two hours scrolling TikTok, you feel like your brain is dead. Now, here's something I thought about doing the other day, and I need someone, I need someone who wouldn't like spend money wastefully to give me some advice. I would never. I need someone who is fiscally responsible, not fistfully responsible, to tell me whether they think this is a good idea or that's just the dumbest thing they've ever heard.

Love it. And that's what I'm here for. As your best friend. And financial advisor. Yes. This is what I need to know your thoughts on this. You don't have to have any clients to be a financial advisor. That's what I've heard.

You can win awards too. I've won an award? Yeah. You're allowed to just say it. Yeah, you just say it. I love the look of books. Totally. Like a bookshelf.

Yep. I think when I see pictures of houses and they've got these beautiful old bookshelves and all these fun books, you go, oh, how fun. It just looks great. Same. Love it. When I finished listening to an audio book, I want to buy the book to put on a shelf and be like, I fucking read that. Yes.

Absolutely. Is that the dumbest thing ever or did you kind of get where I'm coming from? I absolutely get it. Can I also say that as an author? Yes. Buy it twice. Double dip. Yes.

You bought the audio book and then you're going to buy the real book? That's awesome. So in my little, you know that little book box I've got at the front of the house? Yeah. So Mabel pulled out your book and said, Tony. I know. Bridget has sent me that video. Like she, like whenever she does it, Bridget goes, who's that? And she goes said Tony. I know. Bridget has sent me that video. Like she, like whenever she does it,

Bridget goes, who's that? And she goes, Tony. And I was wearing some Tony and Ryan merch, represent the other day. And Mabel pointed and was like, dad, Tony. Oh my God. I love her so much. I just want to eat a little face off.

Yes. I love her. She's adorable. She also now thinks if I say smile, it means poke your tongue out. So she goes, yeah. It's so cute. She'd go well in Palm Springs. Oh, she would have a great time.

So just to confirm you are... I think so because it's like badge of honor. I've got books on my bookshelf that I haven't listened to already. I mean, we've all got those. But you know what I mean? We had intentions of reading them at the time. But what's the difference? What is the difference?

Cause if you've actually read it and someone, it's more the like, oh, did you like that one? So that you're able to go, I actually did. Yeah, I really like this part. I've read it, yeah. I really like this part. What did you think? Or would you recommend it?

You know when someone goes, oh, I've seen that book. Would you recommend that? And you go, oh. Well, that colour on the bookshelf looks good. So I would recommend it. Yeah, and mine are in colour order. Because I've got a bunch of books on my Kindle that I've read and similar thing. I'm like, I liked that so much and I really like that author that I would want to buy them so that I could be

like proudly be like, I read those books. One final gripe. I absolutely love it. I think it's a great idea. Where are we at? Because you know how interior designers can sometimes take the piss a bit? Yeah. Have you seen AD? Do I not need a bottle of limes? We could do a whole episode on Limegate. Yeah. But some people like to have the book spine facing into the wall and the pages out.

No. Because it's all like brown, boring, beige baby. Yuck. Yuck. They can fuck right off. The best part of the book is the outside of where the color is. So Torb's my boyfriend. We.

Pre husband. My betrothed. We have a lot in common. Like we like we're a great couple. I think we have some great stimulating conversations about where we differ in opinion. And that's always awesome. But there's one thing that we just cannot fucking agree on. And it is how to organize books,

because I absolutely love the look of books in rainbow order. I think it looks so great. I know I absolutely love it and I just it just does something to my fucking brain. I love it. He thinks that is stupid. And he is correct. Yeah. He's like no and because he's a, Torbz is a really big reader. I reckon he reads two books a week. Really? Oh, he fucking flies. What's all his stuff?

He loves fantasy books and stuff. So like, one of his favorite authors, Brandon Sanderson, has like a few like series. And all the books are hell long. Yeah. But yeah, I reckon two books a week Torbz would read. Fuck. Yeah. And so he actually had to get a week Torbz would read. Fuck.

Yeah, and so he actually had to get a Kindle because when we went on holiday, he would take fucking six novels with him and it would be our entire- Who's got the luggage space? It would be our entire backpack would just be full of all these fucking fantasy novels. But so, because he's a really big reader,

he's quite passionate about books going together in series and and like author or like vibe or whatever. But I'm like, no, but when they're in rainbow it looks so cute. And he's like, but it's not how books deserve to be shown. And he's like really passionate about it. I tell you what Torbs would love to see. So I was in one of my professors' offices the other day.

Oh yeah. And they have their books, like this shelf is only for economic related material. This book, this shelf has my like mathematical book and it's a professor, you know. Yeah. So they're not fiction. They're like- Oh no, but then it was like, cause he did his PhD in India where he's from, but he had a shelf that was like, this is like Indian history books and just like stories about my homeland and stuff. But that was very specifically on the Indian shelf and everything was just like, they're

all. Torbs would like that. Yeah. I, my thing is I'm strangely in the middle now. I think about, I hated the idea of the rainbow. I love it. I think it looks so sick. But I just like the mix of colors

as in like the random stuff. Yeah. And then now I'm realizing that I'm color related and not topic related. That fucking annoys me, but that's how it is. But I do, I see both sides, but we like cannot agree. Cause a lot, we have like hundreds of books at his mum's house in Perth.

That like when we moved across the country, we were like, we just don't have the space for this. What do you do now? Maybe we could go over and ride back. Yeah, so we've been thinking about how we would maybe get all of our stuff over. Cause she's got like hundreds of our books, hundreds of our records and stuff like that. And we would love to have them in our home. Records are cool. Yeah. And

because on display it looks sick. It's also just like we've got this crazy record collection together because it's like we both had one and then they were combined. And it's quite cool that there's like doubles of some stuff and like, it actually very romantic anyway. Can I pitch you something? Yes. Do you need in a magical fantasy future house? Yeah. A library slash record room? I would love that. Yeah. Or you know like on the wall. And Colonel Mustard with a candle. On the wall like where our TV is. Imagine if they were like all like, like that would look really sick as well. So yeah, we would love to get them back over here. I don't know how we're going to figure that out. But anyway, and so, but so-

I'll get Billy to drive them over. But so we are like, but if we have all these books, how are we going to arrange them? We can't agree. Well you have, okay. Your new house has two libraries. Yeah. We're in each of our offices.

We just keep them separate. Now, Tony, I saw something that reminded me of you because I love you so fucking much. That's so sweet. I've just texted you this candle. Which kind of candle holder? Oh, that's really sweet. The candle says I'd punch a bitch for you right in the throat. Yeah. And so, Danielle McClintock, who's a tarpa, she sent this through- Fake name. No.

It's not a fake name. Danielle McClintock. Whenever I hear McClintock, I'm like, fake name. It's not from McClintock Legal. No, I'm thinking of Glass Legal. Glass Legal. It's not that McClintock. You're thinking of Jane McClintock.

That's right. It's not her, it's Danielle McClintock. Uh, today is my birthday and I got this thoughtful gift from my mum in the mail. Who doesn't love a mum that will punch redacted in the throat for their daughter? Love that for you. So thank you Danielle. That is so cute.

I'd punch a bit, but isn't that what you want in a friend? Yeah, it is. I don't want words of affirmation. I want motherfuckers punched on my behalf. Have you seen that TikTok? It's like a really old like audio now, but that thing and it's like, so I sit down and the best friend's like, so you're minding your own business? And the other girl's like, and I go calmly and she's like, so you're calm, you're fine.

This is, this is, that's the kind of friend that you need. That's just like on your side regardless. It's funny that you bring up like a friendship kind of friend that you need that's just like on your side, regardless. It's funny that you bring up like a friendship kind of vibe for your You Love to See, cause I've got something similar. Is it a tandem bike? It isn't, though I would love to see that.

My You Love to See it is that my new favorite good deed is liking people's comments on Instagram when they comment like, like this so I can come back and watch again. Ah. You know when like the top comment is like, if it's a really sweet or really like motivational video or whatever.

And like the top comment is always like, can someone like this so that I can like come back and watch it again. If they're from over a few weeks ago, I always like them. So then you get a, they get a notification. That someone's liked it. And then they open the video again. They go, I get to watch this again.

That is nice. So that's my new favorite, Good Deed. Now something that related that, I guess it's good. You know how I liked that video where the girl was like, hey boys, let me teach you how to suck your own dick. Yeah. You remember that? Yeah.

And I did like a funny comment. Yeah. So that comment gets new likes every day and then I watched that video every day. That's awesome. So good deed, we could like that comment so you get to go and. Yeah, but the thing is that she's like doing a joke

and she still doesn't teach you how to do it. And so I still don't know. Yeah. And I'm not that fl... No, I'm not that fl... I know you could, but it's like, it's how to do it. I could show you how to suck your dick while I do it. For science, we make a video out of that. Oh, we'll do it on the tendon bike

Okay Here we go here we go Charles have you ordered the tendon bike yet? Uh, yes What do you think? I never do specifically like one single action that you've done that's the most impressive thing you've ever done. Like as in sucking dick or just in real life. Cause whatever it is, if you could figure out how to suck someone's dick whilst riding a tandem bike, that would be it. I was going to say the fact that I met the Dalai Lama.

That's quite impressive. That's not quite an action. But I didn't really achieve anything. Well, you did. You got bopped by the Dalai Lama. Yeah, I did. I did. But like, have you ever...

One time I bumped a piece of cake accidentally off the table and I quickly caught it and I went, I've never done anything better than that in my life. That's amazing, but I also haven't sucked a guy off in a tandem bike So the bar is low for me now if you what if you is there ever been like a specific hell random thing where you're like Oh my god, how did I do that? It's sucking dick is Actually can't think of anything which is not all right Let let's leave it there and have a ponder.

Cause I think everyone, and like I say, it can be how random specific, but sometimes you just surprise yourself. You know, you go, Was anyone watching that? Well, Pippa needs like 150 grams of her food and you have to just like cut it off a log. And sometimes when it's 150 on bang on, I go,

Perfect example. Like that's pretty good. Perfect example. Yeah. But pretty good. Perfect example. Yeah. Well pop them in the- But did you suck a dick on a tandem bike? Oh, I will. Charles said he's ordered it. I just found one that's not $15,000.

But is it an E-bike? Yeah. And it's with shipping $1,800. That's actually under my, um, like permission threshold. You have a permission threshold? Like, I kind of, depending on what the thing is, I'm like, well, cause we were just talking- If, what is your permission threshold? Well, so it's like a, it's like a scale, but like-

No, no, no, a limit is not a scale. It's literally the opposite thing of a scale. Listen to what I'm saying. Please. As the masters of economics in this room, the thing is, is that for something that I thought was 15 grand, and then you go, oh, there's one for less than two.

I go, oh, well, do it. It's free. We've made money. Takes about a month to get here though. That's okay. Do you know what we could do in the meantime? Make our own? To practice we could spend eight hundred dollars on shipping. Otherwise, and it can be here tomorrow

You know what we could do in the meantime to practice Peloton Put two palatons one in front of the other and just right. Yep, if peloton interested you have been a few times Nothing's come off. So we'd love to come off your bike. Imagine if the ad was me sucking you off on a Peloton. Also, do we want a golf cart? Can someone close his Charles' laptop? No, that would be fun though. I've thrown a friend out of a golf cart. It was so good. He was like sitting right on the edge and I like turned quickly and he fucking flew down into the bunker. It was sick. Golf is way much better when you don't have

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