Toni and Ryan - The Top 4 Guys In The World

Episode Date: November 16, 2025

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I actually still use the bank account that my mum set up for me when I was like, five. Yeah. It's like, how tall dobs and I pay our bills? From the dolomite account? When I get paid from work, it goes into my child saver account. Is that why when you get a call when you've missed a mortgage payment, the bank goes... I'm Madison from Essex, Vermont in the US. My name is Derek, and I'm from Charlotte, North Carolina.

I'm Becky from Kitchener, Ontario, Canada. of this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan's podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Orth and Tony Lodge who, hey, start the show mid-sip. I'm so sorry. I just had a little sip of my coffee. Do you know what I mean doing recently?

Is like, Taubs will, like, we'll have our breakfast together. Yeah. And he'll make me a coffee. and I'm just not getting through it and so every morning I've just like tipped the rest of it into The smoothie No no no this is just ice coffee

But I've just tipped it in a to go cup And I feel like it's the best of both worlds Because it feels like I'm having two coffees But I'm just having one That is I was about to say something But I think it doesn't matter anymore What I was going to say is Maybe he should just make it into that cup to start

But then you're only having one coffee Do you want to hear Yeah yeah yeah then yeah I assume you're saying. Because what's better than one coffee? This one actually doesn't fit under our coffee machine. Like the cup doesn't fit under the... Do you know what I mean?

Do you know what I mean? I need to make an apology. Okay. To brevle? No, to owners of brevles. We've got the bambino, the brevle bambino, right? We've had it for... I reckon five or six years.

Since I've known, yeah. Yeah, like it's going so strong. and it's fucking awesome. I don't see it slowing down. Oh, actually, I shouldn't say that because my fucking microwave blew up last night. And I thought that was going real strong too. Literally a week ago, I said, fuck, we've had that microwave for ages. No, it just, well, I put, you know those microwavable.

Hey, I'm not the warranty guy. No, I know. So you don't have to lie to me. Nah, it wasn't a spoon or anything. Was it for you? No. But was it? No. But like, was it?

So I thought that because I put it into my, where I was like, I've fucked up here. Like, what have I done? It was, no, you know those, um, in, picture this. You walk into the Woolworths, on the right hand side is the big, they're all different. They're all different. No. But you know when you walk into the fruit and veg section of the Woolworth?

Sure. And then they've got all the fresh stuff, like the veggies are in that, um, the fridgy bit, but then all the fruits on the floor. Yeah. Because it doesn't need to be refrigerated. You walk up and there's like the potato salad, the pre-packaged salads, etc. Yep. And then they've got.

that spot where it's like the roast potatoes in the foil thing or the microwave potatoes. So you said the word foil there. No, no, no, I know. Specifically, then there's microwave potatoes with the but like the garlic butter in them and you just put them in the microwave for eight minutes and then you, you stab the thing, put it in for eight minutes. Leave it for two minutes. Fuck, Bob's your uncle.

I put those potatoes in the microwave last night and the microwave blew up. You've been done wrong by carbs and I don't like that. I would, don't say something so salacious. You can't tell that back Potatoes Big Carb will hear that How could they The potato board from WA

That's a real thing You can Google that We don't need to get it Into it now But there is a potato board Of WA And it is very very official It's like a

An official Like they have an AGM And it's like official They need to have a chat Because there's a potato shortage In Eltham at the moment Is there potato shortage

In your place? Okay I don't think it's just your suburb It's like Australia Is it though? Yes It's not just Eltham Well, you think they can't just turn right up

fucking research Warren Diet Road and drop them up You'd be surprised Good local gear But like Bridget comes home and goes If supermarkets had like one job Would it be to stock potatoes? I was like yeah Yeah, but it's the weather isn't it

The global warming etc Yeah And then so we go from the Woolworth Because they're out of potatoes To the local IGA Oh they'll never do you wrong A local IGA There's no potatoes

And then Bridget says She goes oh is there like a potato shortage her and the lady goes no and bridge goes oh she goes why did you say that and bridge goes oh do you have potatoes she goes no we're sold out bridge goes yeah what did you think was just a big day like yeah and she goes oh I went to colds they didn't have any either and she's like yeah they've sold out as well it's like oh someone sounds like they love their job like you know when you talk to someone they just go no and you go oh I'm sorry you're having a terrible day, but I just need my potatoes for my potato bake.

What I was going to say, Tony Lodge. More about the potatoes coming in my left set. I have an apology to make. Oh. Because... Is it up to my microwave? Well, it's... Because I've got to now go and buy a new one on the way home from work.

It's kitchen appliance... And I need to get dog food for Pippa. Can someone remind me that when I leave? It's kitchen appliance to Jason. We're going for a swim. I have to go to the pool, then go back to the pet store, then to the J.B. High-Fi. Don't get the microwave before the swim.

What, do you reckon? Well, if it gets wet, it'll be fucked. But then after you go for a swim, if you're a bit cold, I can give you a little microwave, a little microwave, a tiny wave, warm you up. That's pretty funny. Thanks. But you know what's funny that it will get wet? That's good.

Like, I'm going to leave it in the car. But imagine, imagine I didn't. And I go, oh, do you have a bigger locker that I can put this microwave in because I just had to buy it? long story mine blew up last night when did we was it in a Halloween reaction video or something where someone like took the bottom of a microwave out so it opened the door and it was like their face like they were wearing it like a helmet oh can we do that next year for Halloween yep because I love that next year for Halloween I'm going to dress up as the nanny great call yeah and that's when we'll next sing the song the song can I give my apology to you or do you not want it no I want

it. I always want it. For four and a bit years on this show, I've been giving you shit. Are you quitting? Because I will cry. For four and a bit years on this show, I have given you shit about being rich and out of touch with the common man. For example, you have a soda stream.

I'm about to buy a new microwave. That's a new microwave. Bayleafs, we've heard recently in the cooking. Yeah. Like, what can't you do? yeah i didn't know that this whole time you were operating with a coffee machine that wouldn't allow that coffee mug to get under the thing thank you and here i was thinking you were doing it all fancy you know how can she just go through life so easy breezy how does she do it and to know now that

you've been somehow pushing through the pain that you can't get a pretty large keep cup under your breath it's a frank fucking green you know what you should get a keep cup you know what they fit under the espresso yeah and keep cup do you want to hear some industry gossip yeah keep cup have a brand new employee working on the marketing side and we are keep keep cup fans who uh alley and shirles oh alley really yeah oh awesome yeah i'm actually the other night no one else knows what we're talking about But shout out to Keep Cup. And Ali.

Yep. Oh, that's awesome. That's my love. See, have a great day. I'm going to follow her on Instagram. Oh, rumours that you already do. No, I don't follow Ali on Instagram. Oh.

I've looked at her Instagram. Yeah, yeah, sorry. And her super hot husband. That's okay. Just while we're talking about Tony's house. Yes. And this isn't adding you. I don't have a garage.

And I know I've previously said, not to take the piss or not to make fun of you. Oh, not to pay you out. This, I think, is like, just we'll investigate life together. I don't like this. You came in this morning and said, oh, I'm feeling a bit off and I'm feeling a bit cucky and I'm not sure why. I believe I said that I was a guumpy goose.

Tony said she was a guumpy goose. And I go, oh, that's a shame, mate. Why, what's been going on? You go, I don't know. In other news, Tobs and I stood in the backyard and looked at the moon last night. And I was like, well, sometimes you've got to know what to not fuck with. You know what I mean?

I thought that isn't... No, but did you see how those could be related? Absolutely. Because I'm like, you're not helping yourself. I know. I love a good moon. It was a good face, right? Yeah.

So I go out and I look at the moon. You're right. I've taken it right into the solar pletis and that's my fault. Yeah. The thing is, is that isn't moon juice good for you? Google that, Charles. How do we feel about moon juice? Just the moon juice, isn't it?

Give me a bit of moon juice. Like, do you mean juices in like aura? Or do you mean juices in like a physical liquid? No, like the vibes. Like that, give me that moon juice. Because when you go, I feel like it says moon juice can be good for you as it, as it's products contain ingredients like magnesium that may help relaxation, sleep and stress reduction.

Okay. So moon juice is obviously like a real. product you can buy um can you change juice now this is very scientific so just if you need to slow down and take a minute that's okay change juice to vibes does i have less or more magnesium i'm just i just like to check uh moon vibes can be considered good so i thought the moon vibes would be good i'm cocking those moon vibrations she's giving me the excitation oh boy Bop-bub, good vibes, ooh, bop-bop. Do you know what?

I won't go to Jambi high-fi. I'm going to buy the microwave from the good guys. And I've always said that. We only shot places with outstanding jingles. Yep. And you know what? I will go into the good guys and I'll go, ooh, bap, bop. And they just kick me out.

They go, please leave. I bought a television from the good guys. I bought our fridge from the good guys. And they were good guys. The new one. Yeah. They're great guys. Hey, Brent.

reprint, reprint, potentially, reprint. Hello, is this the fantastic guys? I'm looking for some wonderful guys. I call all the phone, they go, hello, good guys. I go, I have to disagree. Great guys. That's great stuff. We should send that to them.

They might like that. When you bought your fridge, did you like sign up? Oh, yeah. And don't they love an email? But did you get credits or status? No, you don't get points. So what did you sign up for? Because is there a discount coming on the microwave and maybe a large coffee machine?

Oh. Or do you want the coffee machine downstairs? It doesn't work. Say that again? Do you want the coffee machine downstairs that I don't like taking up space down there? Okay, because before you said that doesn't work. Well, that's why it's downstairs? Yeah, so why would I want it?

Because then it would be out of the... Do you know why maybe it's not working? It's because you have to tighten the thing right up. Don't. It's actually too triggering. You have to tighten that. I know, that's actually not what you have to do. It's actually the exact reason why it's fucking broken.

So Ryan's got a machine. And if only my fucking sister-in-law could fucking understand that. We're breaking a fucking coffee machine. I don't believe it was the sister-in-law. Her sister. I believe it was the wife. My sister-in-law's sister. And I think that you're live editing yourself right now.

Ryan's coffee machine broke because Bridget kept over tightening the thing. She's like, you've got to tighten it right up. And Ryan goes, I think the guy. I have the good guys said the opposite. The guy's like, you're over tightening it. And Britta's like, got it. Let me tighten it even more. More tight.

And so now it doesn't work. And now it doesn't work. Yeah. You can have it. Because you sound like you know how to use it. Where are we talking about? I'll go to the good guys for the microwave. You can get Qantas points through good guys.

I don't think I did. Oh, you can you back date that? Because there's 20,000 points. I'll call them. and you know I'll open with they'll go hello good guys and I'll go I beg to differ hot stuff and I'll I'll smooth talking to give me the um retroactive points it's actually double points for the next 45 days does anyone need anything because I'm going to go get a microwave after we swim today before the dog food coffee machine I don't think I need a coffee machine

because I just do it into the two cups as we've been doing oh it just feels like two coffees which feels fun all right I can't afford to buy coffee out Hypothetically, let's plan our ideal good guys store. There's four guys that can work there. Who are they? One's Pete Davidson. Okay, the point is they need to be named guy. Oh, okay, guy from ACAST.

Yep. Guy Sebastian. Guy Richie. Guy Richie. Madonna might come to the opening. That's huge. Yeah. They're actually.

No, I fear they've got a good relationship, don't they? No. There was a court battle over the children. Oh, that's horrible. It is. Oh, I'm so sad. Yeah, so he, she definitely won't be there if he is. Okay.

In fact, so we shouldn't invite both of them. I think if we don't invite Guy Ritchie, that will improve our Madonna chances. Madonna might come. Madonna? Who's the fourth guy? Guy Franklin is a great writer and director here in Melbourne. Sorry, I've just got an email from the good guys, believe, one off.

Actually. Yeah, TV is on sale. 45 days of double quarter sports. The ultimate, the best guy. Guy Fierry. Oh! How was he not the first one? Fuck Guy from Acast.

No. You would. I would. So we've got Guy Sebastian. He'd give me his business. Guy Fierry. Who was the other one? Guy from Acast.

Guy from Acast. We need a fourth guy. Guy Ritchie. No, but the Madonna thing. Oh, because we're not sure. And we're not picking sides. No. And we don't, we can't.

Can you Google famous guys, chaps? I have. Oh! Tony and Guy. Tony and Guy. Guy Fierry. Guy Ritchie. Guy Fawkes, yeah.

Guy Fawkes yourself. Oh, I have to call this website and tell them that Guy Sebastian should not be number six. That's ridiculous. Keep going. Okay, Guy de board. I'm fucking. Oh, Guy Pearce. Who the fuck is that?

Are you joking? He's like Australia's greatest actor. No, he's not. That is Ricky Lee Colter from Australian Idol. You don't know Guy Richie? Pierce. You don't know Guy Pearce? Pierce.

No. That's Pierce Brosnan. Who's Guy Pearce? He's been in so many. Oh, he is from Cock on a Frog on a Rock. Is Guy Pearce in? Momento. He's in Mayor of East Town.

Priscilla, Queen of the Delos. Yes. Delos? Can you Google Guy Pearce like films and TV shows? Yeah, come on the screen. Because he's an amazing guy. The brutalist, Momento. Is he in Priscilla?

He is in Priscilla. The Hurt Locker. I think we can do better. Can you find me a different guy, Charles? Do better. He's not the greatest guy around. No, I'm not saying that I don't. Can you Google the best guy Pierce movies?

on the website we were on. Guy Wimper, who's that? Guy Berryman. What about Guy Dobson? Who's that? Yeah, radio's never been stronger. I don't know if there's better. Oh, we're getting more niche.

Yeah. We're 21. Yeah, okay. Yeah. I guess we'll have to settle for Guy Pearce. No, my life's fine. Dude, he's so good. Oh, well, sorry, but we went from.

a high high of Guy Fierry. We said a high bar. You know, like Guy Sebastian, Guy from Acast. We said a guy bar. Guy Pearce is in a movie about prisons and I watched it on the plane when we went somewhere and it was a really good movie. I'm really happy for you. You didn't fall asleep?

You watched the whole thing? I and a few guys because I fell asleep. What about? And this is more of a concept than a person called guy. But what about guy ropes like when you go camping? That's a great invention. That is a great thing that the good guys should have. I reckon they probably do sell guy ropes there.

Oh, no, they probably wouldn't. Isn't that a gyrope? Google that, Charles. No, I think it's called a guy rope, isn't it? Oh, you know who's the fourth great guy we should invite? You. Oh. Because you're a great guy.

Tony and Guy. Tony and that other guy. Yeah. Are we standing by for... Guy rope? Yeah, they're called guy ropes. Yes. Well done, Tony. Special invite to the concept of gar ropes.

Find out tomorrow which one of us got a new microwave. I'm Madison from Essex, Vermont. My name is Derek and I'm from Charlotte, North Carolina. I'm Becky from Kitchener, Ontario, Canada. And here is Tony and Ryan. Before we get to the champion, champion, tarpa, shout out. I just want to say out loud that the first nomination for The Good Guys was Pete Davidson.

I didn't get the game. I didn't get the game. But now that you do, isn't that funny? Well, yeah. In retrospect, very funny. Don't say that's too much of Retrovision. The Good Guy's Arch Enemy. Do you know who I would never buy from?

No, I shouldn't say that because I might advertise. All right. A big shout out to a few of our champion Tarpers. Claire Marriott, we are members of the Marriott, Bonvoy. Is she the cousin of Claire Bonvoy, Claire Soffatel. Nice. Mel Jeffries, Jim Jeffries's wife. Yep.

Matthew, good on you. Scoozy coo, like that. Scoozy cue. Miss Hughes, 1993, same year I was born, great year. Beautiful. Levinea, might be Levinea Nixon from the Channel 9 News weather team. Yep. Courtney Scott, good on you, Courtney.

Kyle Langveld, good on you, Kai. Kai's been around for a while. Carla Donaldson, love you, Carla. Jacinta Harvey, Sean Aline and Chrissy B. Now, I don't want to... Good on you. Thank you very much for being part of the Patreon. We can't make the show without you.

You love it. You love it. I don't want to out anyone on this show. I think I'm ready for it. But what day is it? It's Monday. Oh. Someone else had it.

Lily has brought in the stick. I saw Lily. That's good. That's good stuff. And a robe? Monday's Hot Take Tony. How come that's your job, Lily? We'd just like to spread it around.

Okay. Tony's got her red cape on and she's holding the world's largest mat stick because on Mondays she likes to scorch people with Hot Take Tony. Now, I didn't realize the amount of pretty hot takes we would have already hit in this episode. Because we've said some stuff already this week. And it's Monday at 5.20 a.m. So I think that. that don't talk down the hot takes no i'm really proud of this i just want to say that in the midst

of all the hot takery doos that we've already done it this just this hits for me and you know there's some we could get into good guys chat off this so i just want to let you know that all right sure my hot take is that if breakfast is the most important meal of the day why can't i eat toast for dinner. You've been scorched. Because if I can eat toast for breakfast, and that's the most important meal of the day, why can't I then have that for dinner?

Why can't you have coffee for dinner? Why can't you have cereal for dinner? Would you like me to answer these questions? Oh, okay. A, you can have toast for dinner. Yeah, but. B, coffee, you'll be up all night. Crazy talk.

And that's why I'm up. three i had cereal for dinner second dinner last night and it was awesome second dinner though if you said to someone like oh i just had toast for dinner they'd be like oh everything okay at home so when i go there's concern when you tell people that when i go away bridget has toast for dinner and i was like you can have toast to dinner when i'm here yeah and then when i did breakfast radio i'd end up having a huge lunch because you've been up so early oh yeah of course so and as i used that have cereal all the time. I fucking love cereal.

Serial fucking rules. Hot take adjacent, because that is good. I reckon, name a time, you've got 24 options here around the clock where cereal would not be great. Bet you can't.

What'd you call me? Bet my what? No, I think that it's always... 24 hours a day cereal fucking hits. But there are judgments at different times of the day. Who, name one. Who's judging?

I'm going to look down the barrel of camera. If you're judging, fuck you. Cereal rules any fucking time. If you ate breakfast food for dinner, you would be so happy that people around you wouldn't be happy for you. That's what concerns me. You know how like this generation we've got like, you know, anxiety is high, social media, depression, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Yeah, bullying. It's all fucked up. We're all fucked up. Youth crime. through the roof currently in Victoria. Do you think the increase in crime and mental health issues is... Not enough people eating cereal for dinner. I really do.

I just think the less people eating cereal for dinner, the more crime there is. I think that there is data on that. Yeah, there's data on that. If we started eating cereal more, what are you going to do? Go out and stab someone or stay home and have Saltana Brand. I know what I'd fucking choose. I know what I'd choose as well. And we're on the same page.

that's why we're best friends. I don't want to stab anyone. I just don't. The only thing I want to stab is a raisin on the end of my spoon. They're Saltanas, but I get it. Are they? Oh, it's called Saltana Brain. Makes sense.

They've blown that wide open. That's what I'll say. Unlike cupcakes and muffins, they've got their shit sorted. Have they? No. Because what's the difference between Solana and a Raisin? Sorry, I sound like I was starting to try, but I'm just coughing. I think it's the felt

I think it's the felt Oh so I was um Take this away Charles Because I've been coughing a bit recently as well And yeah that that voice when you need to cough Sounds like you're about to cry Like you sound like you're like trembling But someone asked me like a pretty

Casual question about adoption And I was like about to cough And I was like so the thing is about it And they went oh I'm so sorry to bring that up And I was like oh no I've just need to cough. I just really need a cough. Yeah.

You know who I told all about your adoption journey yesterday, actually on the phone? George, our landlord. Sorry to talk about him two weeks in a row. Why are you talking to George? Actually, I don't, I actually don't want to know. He just called me to chat. Yeah, I don't doubt that. And he sent me a bunch of pictures of his grandkids and stuff.

I love him. We're really good friends. Would you like to do the difference between Solitaire some reasons? I've actually, I'm fucking gagged to the teeth. without knowing. So they're both dried grapes, but they differ in the grape and the drying process.

So they're the same thing. Well, differ in the grass. So is one a green grape and one's a red grape? No, they're both made from a green, or Sotan is made from a green seedless grape, but a raisin is made from a red or purple grape. That's what I said.

A raisin is from the small French town. Of rhizome. It's a sparkling, saltana. I saw the most crook thing on the internet the other day. Please. And it was that somebody put a bunch of saltanas or raisins. I don't want to disparage either.

I'm not sure what it was. Yeah. Into water into a soda stream to make like... Wine? No. Fuck, that just could not be further away from what I was about to say. Your wife is a woman. wine maker.

Do you think of that? I know how it works, mate. Bridget is our work. Great soda stream. Presto. Got it. Got it.

That's why she knows all the guys are the good guys. She's down there buying soda streams all the time. No. And it made the like, Solana's like puffy and bubbly,

I guess. Isn't that just the fucking, like, God, on the internet, have we just tried everything that we're at the point of like, fuck, just pop that in the soda stream

and see if, if it gets any views. Should we? I watched the whole thing, but I didn't like it. Should we do a... Certainly didn't repost it. Should we do a YouTube reaction video

that's purely Soda Stream? And we can try a few things. And we'll, will it stream? We'll have to buy Soda Stream because I don't think anyone here's got one. We can use mine.

Can I tell you a haunting fact? I thought you're about to say horny. And I liked that better, but yes. It's sort horny depending on what. your interest in cereal is you know how you like breakfast is the most important meal of the day yeah that was discovered by researchers from the callog's research lab inside job big cereal out to get you so literally they just started saying it you know what i just get sucked into

marketing so bad yeah and i think big milk had a fucking bit of input because big milk and big cereal like we team up we're a fucking we're a good team we're a duo like if we're pump and cereal we're both winning and so they just wow wow wow wow and you know how like some other politicians that run like america there's this theory of like if you just say it enough like people it just people just start believing it i have heard that yeah but doesn't matter if you just say it if you just say it yeah just sometimes i say it one time yeah and but like so big cereal just started saying well breakfast is the most important middle of the day and everyone just went oh fuck better get some cereal i remember this i don't think this is an

acid trip. I think this really happened. We'll be the judge to that in about two minutes. Yeah, we'll find out. You get to decide. As a kid, as a kid, a group, you know how like you would do incursions at school? And groups would come in and do like a song or like constable care would tell you about. What did you call me?

Hang on. Would tell you about like safely crossing the street and China. Just realized what you said. Because incursion is the opposite of excursion. I've never heard the word incursion in my life. That is crazy. Did you go to school ever? For our excursion, we're actually not going anywhere.

How did you say that about the Rollystone Primary School? So Rollystone's like, instead of taking the kids out to see the world, we'll bring the world to see you. We did both. Here's constable care. Constable care. You can't do a hard p-on at the front.

I mean, you can. No, so you would do. The dupid dog make an appearance. You would do. Shout out West Australia. You would do excursions like you go to the zoo or Sightech or whatever. But they would do incursions where like... It's not a thing I don't think.

No, it 1,000% is. It might not have been called an incursion. That's just what they called it at our thing. But where like children's entertainers would come and do like educational songs or like do a thing like, whoa, drugs aren't cool and shit like that. One of them that came... In Rolly Stone. Geez, that worked. Wow. I have no defense.

Singing again from the top, bud. But one of them came and they did a whole thing about how breakfast is the most important middle of day because it breaks the fast of overnight. And was it like Captain Special K? Probably. Oh, we've got Mr. Rice Bubble here to tell us the story, everyone. Coco and Pop are both coming. So maybe it was like big cereal. Because they're all sponsored by.

stuff. Yeah. You know when the money guy comes in and it's the Commonwealth Bank and then everyone's got a dolomite account? Yeah. I never, I never did that, but. But like,

I actually still use the bank account that my mom set up to me when I was like five. Yeah. So I've got like a children's. It's like, never pay fees. It's like, how dobs and I pay our bills? Like when I get,

from work, it goes into my. child saver account that my mum set up when I was like Is that why when you get a call when you've missed a mortgage payment and the bank goes Hello little Tony They're you little Tony alone

Hello sweetheart It's dollarie do from the bank I wish that's what they did They're nasty They are You miss a mortgage payment Yeah Oh you all smiling

Oh get over it Can we please ask people though if incursions were a thing at their school. Did you ever have that, Charles? Did the name incursions? No one ever came to school. We never had the name incursion. But did people come in?

Yeah, yeah. You know how you had the plumber come in to help put the fridge, help put the fridge in? We got plumbed, yeah. Yeah, so. And it's very nice to us. Was that an incursion? No, no.

What's the difference? But I, well, because I. Well, actually, what's the difference? No, so fair. But as a kid. when you go on an excursion with school when I leave the house I don't go let's go on an excursion

so when you do you know what I mean so like why would the plumber coming in be an incursion if I don't experience excursions every day so you know how I got expelled from school for um you got expelled yeah but I appealed and got back in it was fine but does that mean that everyone who

what did you get expelled for at Lindenwood we like oh fuck oh this was like college yeah yeah all there's a lot of stuff in the mail What happened? You can't just say that and then not tell us what happened. I think I've said this before. So we had, um, like, it was a pretty strict camp.

Like, after midnight, like, girls couldn't be in the guy's dorm, blah, blah, blah. Because I was under 21 and you couldn't drink. And then I think we were like playing poker and fucking around or whatever. And so. I thought the girls weren't allowed in. How are you playing poker if the ladies are there. It's like the most, the most innocent thing. But when they go, right, so.

Underage drinking, soliciting gambling, people in the wrong thing, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know, we're taking your scholarship off here and you're gone. And then, so you've got 48 hours to leave the country because your education visa has been revoked. You might have told me that, but that feels like new information. Yeah. And so what happens? The person that, like, Cody's like, gosh, you're not supposed to be doing this on a weeknight, blah, blah, blah. Fuck, girls go back to your dorm.

And it was all good. But the girls got back to their dorm and they're wasted. One of them, like, passes out at the front. And they go, what's happened to you? like, we're partying with that Aussie guy fucking ma-rum-m-ram-ram-ram-rah. And I was one Australian at the fucking school. And so...

What, is that the knocking on the door? Yeah, it's the sound effects. Wow. And so then the volleyball coach... Sounds different in America's accent. Yeah. Hello. Nice for me.

And then so a bunch of the volleyball guys, we all got expelled and then the coach came down like, and was like, we need them to win. Kind of. And so then we all like... That's great. Then we had to do all these punishments and stuff for a month.

Anyway, yeah, so what's that related to the excursion? So for those people who aren't expelled, are they just going to class and they're inspelled? Fuck, that's a long walk for a short drink of water. Well, you fucking ass. No, so fair. But do you know what I mean? Like, as an adult, you don't go on excursion from your house. You just leave.

Or you just, like, go to work. Like, I didn't go on an excursion today to come to the office. What's the difference? No, I don't know, but that's like how I'm justifying why it's obviously not called that. Life is really just one big excursion. I'm just going to Google incursion. Incursion meaning. You're thinking of inception.

Oh, God. Okay. Oh, incursion means an invasion or attack, especially a sudden or brief one. Yeah. I'm going to go incursion meaning school. Can I come around to your place with an incursion? Uh, yeah, you fucking can. You can go my back incursion or my front incursion.

Um, in the context of a school, an incursion is an educational activity led by an outside organization that comes to the school grounds, contrasting with an excursion, which takes students offsite. Can you say, can you Google what's in, in, in spelled? No. Opposite of Vic spelled? Well, isn't that just enrolled? No, we had like in school suspensions. Yeah, but suspension's different. That's not the opposite.

Expelled. You fucking God. You couldn't be further off. I've got to love to see it here and this might take a while. Fucking. Because it's from a guy. Can I get a drum roll please? A guy?

A male. Oh, I was like, that's crazy. Whose name is? El Barito Bueno. Delicious. He was surfing off the northern tip of New Zealand and he saw this surfboard floating about. Oh my. god and so he's like this is just a random circle floating around yeah and you're like obviously

someone's come off like that belongs to a person so we took the surf board in and took a photo of it and posted it to a local surf blog trying to be like does anyone know who's this is yeah this is on ABC news by the way bueno broadcast berno broadcast his big find on a big surf blogged and beg borders to bravely band together to get this bloke's beloved board back. It had a distinctive sticker on the toe. So it had this specific sticker on it. You should have gone to more fucking incursions.

No wonder you got expelled. This bloke Liam... That was a huge laugh from Lily over there. Sorry. She really... This bloke Liam lost his surfboard in May last year. Oh shit. After it flew off the back of a boat

because he was on a surfing trip off the south coast of Tasmania. And it's floated all the way over. Over 14 months, the board drifted 2,400 kilometres and has finally been found. Liam's mum has a wedding in Auckland in a few months, so she's going to pick it up from Bueno and bring it back to Australia. That is unbelievable. That's amazing. Huge news.

And that's my love to see it because good on Bueno for going, you know, someone's lost their board. I'll put it out there. I'm so, I thought that it was going to be that someone was, like, had to be. come off their board and was like stuck in the ocean somewhere like that's amazing amazing you love to say it holy shan i love a surfing story yeah that's very good is a surfing section on abc news website that's my love to say that's a man our surfing section yeah although it's like often a lot of bad news but there's a few goodies in there the incursion into the shark kind of but yeah yeah okay well my love to say it well it's like my arms going for an excursion

into the shark's into the incursion of the shark yeah your fingers can take an incursion now i've got a chomp of a different kind for my love to say it um i don't know if many people remember this but a quick refresher that a few weeks ago i said that my goal before the end of the year was that i wanted to make the perfect roast chicken oh I've never made one before but I've been very intimidated by a whole chicken And we've seen this play out And I just really wanted to do a good job And I've been trying I've been cooking way more and like taking risks you know

And I was like I think I'm ready to take on a full bird And last night I finally took the plunge We've got some photos that we can put up But I sent this one in our group chat I don't say we've all ridden the highs and the lows. Yeah. Cheez she did a good job though.

And this is the final product of it all cut up on the play. And the trimmings as well. How was it? Well, those potatoes were supposed to go in the microwave. Obviously, they ended up in the boiled them. You didn't put them in the thing with the chicken? I did mine a bit different because they were pre-made. Gotcha.

Do you know what? Like if you were roasting the, like the potatoes from fresh. Gotcha. You would. But I did the leaks in with the chicken. some leek and some garlic and some red onion and just that the smells and the aromas well that just went super caramelized um it had a taste you know it was amazing I absolutely nailed it and you know what um obviously my love to see it is that I have done something

full stop and have a great day everyone that I've done that I was like no before the end of the year like I want to nail this and now I've done it I know how I'll change it for the next time Like, I'll truss up the legs, which I didn't do. I didn't realize that was quite important, but apparently it is. Get a little butter under the skin. Oh, yeah, I did. Fuck, yeah. Yeah, that was nice.

Yeah. But my love to see it is a fucking meat thermometer. They do not get enough credit. So true. You do, no guesswork. Guess, see you later. Bye you. Don't have to guess a thing.

Beb-bib, beep, beep, beep. Internal temperature 75, babe, babe, babe, take that chicken out. Fuck yeah You would not fucking read about it And you know we The great guys The fantastic guys Going to the good guys and get yourself

I tell you my love to see it Is the commission That the sales team The good guys in Preston are going to get After Lodge goes down there today Yeah I'm going to buy for Christmas Everyone on our team

Is getting a meat thermometer Huge news I just gave Charles my barbecue the other day So he's been very well Really? Yeah Like, because you know how when we bought our home, our humble home, it has in the entertainment center. Yeah.

Has an inbuilt barbecue. We have a Weber that's just going begging, you know. So you've had that for three years. We've had it for age. She moved in. Yeah. And we just left it in the shed because we were like, oh, maybe we'll sell it or so. I just forgot about it.

And Charles was like, you were going to sell something online and forgot about it. Yeah. Was it next? Oh, I won't. Oh, I won't. next to the paddle board it is actually but i'm not going to sell that because i like to keep that because i'm going to use it um i actually love my paddle board i'll no i wasn't actually going to say the battleboard oh what were you going to say um you know how you mentioned you were cleaning out

your office the other day oh yeah oh my god you guys it was a graveyard of all the clothes i was going to send back that didn't fit me like when i've bought clothes that were too big or too small i'll just pop them in the corner i'll send that back or didn't suit me or whatever i was like i'll put them on my desk and then she broke her foot and didn't go into her office for three months they've gone into the viny's bin yeah oh viny's huge weight for them yeah oh yeah my god if you want to go down to the fucking before worn go to the reservoir there's a lot of stuff with taps on it uh the meat thromometer fucking awesome awesome i i have game changer when mabel when she had i don't think we're ready for this when she had a fever i couldn't find the beat beat beat

thing so I got the meat fromometer and put it under her arm and it worked that's amazing yeah did you think I was gonna be like I'm just broken in a tummy or something no I thought maybe a mouth yeah also that yeah um I didn't think you're gonna stab it into her yeah we need the internal temperature um best friend chat yeah I also bought a thromometer yesterday a meat thermometer no I bought uh one for the pool. Not all of us have pools, mate. I just thought plungy.

It's a little one. To tip your feet in. Because Bridges started going, I've been in that pool with 20 people. Yeah, yeah. It was tight, but there were 20 of us in there. Well,

it wasn't tight because Anders was like, let's do a whirlpool. And I'm so little. I just, I was like a bothered little chicken. I floated, like the ham. Because on,

it's always sunny a little bit of him. I'm, I'm, I'm sick of the, oh, is it warm, isn't it? Give me a number. This is the thing. A thermometer quite literally takes the guesswork out of everything.

Guessing, as Tony Lodge would say, gone. In for 2025? Science. So true. So true. Direct, correct data. In. I think that, because my in for 2025 was being smug.

I don't think we've been smug enough. We haven't. And I don't remember any other ins or outs. We'll have to do them at the end of the year. I think we've got... Do a reflection of our ins and out. A bit less than two months, sure. But I reckon we can pump up the smug for our next couple of weeks.

Should we be more smug? Hmm. I went on an incursion. What's it called? All right. Tomorrow on the show. Fuck. Are we coming back again? Sorry. All right, Tony, you don't know about this yet.

Oh. An incursion to the office. First of all, bored comedy returns Which fuck B-O-A-R-D if anyone's asking And second of all You have one of your recent hobbies I guess which one

That was mean I do nothing I get in trouble I have hobbies I can't win with you You absolute beast I've done some research into a new hobby of yours Because I'm looking out for you And I'm like Fuck

I don't know if Tony knows what she might be getting herself into. This is why I've diversified my interests. Because if one comes along and it's fucked, I can just cut it, kick it to the curb. I'm not saying it's all fucked. I'm just saying there's an underbelly that you might need to know about. Don't, you know that I love the term underbelly in terms of crime. You know I love that.

That wins me over. You're not going to believe. You know that I love the term underbelly. That's so unfair. Should I give up the area? Actually, where's the best place for me to go right up close to the camera, Charles, the big main one? No way, because you won't have a microphone with you. I'll yell it.

But then I'll hear it. You're allowed to hear it. Oh, I thought you were like whispering and I was like, that's not going to work. Or can we, though, just zoom in and I'll sit here. Oh, he doesn't like that. No, but like, like, thank you. Do you do your job. Here we go.

Oh, juicy. All right, I'll block my ears. No, no. You can listen. You can hear it. You can be here. There we go. Oh, yeah.

Tony, I don't know why Tony's assuming she can't hear this. Tony. Oh, she's got her ears blocked. Oh, if I kick her, that's a broken foot. Hey, you're like, you don't, you're like? Oh, no, I wanted you a secret. So Tony has joined the. the Country Women's Association

and she's doing a big knitting thing there's some like undercover scandals in the knitting world that will blow your fucking mind that's tomorrow on the show all right or J Charles can you touch her not there

I said not there we're all good and everyone's juiced up about the underbelly you're so zoomed in love you see you tomorrow bye bye Thank you.