Toni and Ryan - The Underbelly Of The Knitting World

Episode Date: November 17, 2025

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Instead of saying, are you kidding me? You're Josh and me. If someone toned you, what had they done? Made you laugh and have a really special time. That's beautiful. You don't want to know what being Ryan means. I do want to know. Nah, it means...

I'm going totally Ryan. I better take pregnancy tests. I'm getting Ryaned by a guy named Josh. I'm going to... I'm going to sh-hack-help. Who is coming out of. my highness. Hi, I'm Victoria. And I'm Bella and this is Frankie. And we're from Sebastopol, California. I'm Jordan from Wagga Wagga Australia. Hi, my name is Chantal. I'm from

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. And I approve this podcast. Yep. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Orr, Author bestselling doctor, author, Tony Lodge. It's a big welcome. I just feel like sometimes I can't, like, live up to that. You live up to that every day. You know what? Smell I just got in my nose.

Sorry. Oh, I did the rank as far this morning. Like, it was sour. That Tobs was like, oh, stay away. That was not good. Nah, you know what smell I just got in my nose? Like fresh gingerbread? Is it the ginger in my tea?

Your tea? Yeah. This is a great tea. Because we're getting, like, closer and closer and closer to the sea word it's beginning to sound a lot like which sea word um and i'm just like getting horny for gingerbread yeah just like this time of year just like you're getting so close i'm sure they do but is starbucks doing like a gingerbread flavoured chile latte or something i have no idea but i imagine they i imagine they would yeah um

gingerbread fucks now tony lodge you've recently joined the CWA yes country women's association yeah we actually have our annual iGM tonight oh yeah yeah well here's something you need to know about oh uh because in you're clearly the youngest there and that's for saying that um thank you so much no it's absolutely not an app but like yeah it's like it's like it's traditionally stereotypically and older ladies thing i think it's also that like young people don't know you can join? Like, because it is stereotypically the older women, you don't know that you can kind of go and be a part of it.

And you can't. So if you've got a CWA in your area, you should join because it's awesome. Now, with the CWA and personally, you've been doing a lot of knitting, especially when you broke your foot, you knitted that jump you were the other way, you look fucking sick. That green blanket. That green blanket. Yeah, knitting some baby stuff at the moment to sell at the stall.

What is that fact you're giving me? When you said knitting some baby stuff, I was like, oh, that's great. Maybe we'll love it. Oh, no, she's not a baby. She's my baby. Yeah, but she's not a baby. Yeah, so true.

It would take too long to knit a human person stuff. I've been looking into the knitting world because I'm like, if Tony's going to keep knitting, I just need to know that she's safe because I love Tony. So this is about the knitting gritty. The underbelly of the knitting world is dark and dirty. and you need to know about what you're getting yourself into. There is not an underbelly of knitting.

Let me, I've got three stories here and some saucy comments as well. This is in the Guardian, UK. No, I'm fine. I'm all good, how are you? Nitter fakes her own death after customers complain about missing yarn. What? Oh, do go on, Ryan, I will. When Danielle Glunt

of she's a real glunt of mystic creation's yarn started getting bad reviews because people buying her yarn and the yarn sucked and people were like one star she's awful she didn't issue refunds and she didn't know what to do or how to get out of it people like we want our money back this sucks so she faked her own death in an attempt to sidestep the backlash what her sister emailed customers claiming Danielle had died

of lekemia. Oh my fucking God. But then fans spotted Danielle Glunt alive and well in a fancy new car in a Walmart car park, the knitting world unraveled in disbelief. Unravelled. That's a real purler. That's a knitting joke. P-U-R-L.

Well, here's the top comment. Oh, sorry. Turns out she was good at spinning a yarn. Oh, and spinning a yarn. I can't believe. Faking your death, obviously, crazy. Yeah. Like, that might be something that you go,

oh, I've spent my death, but you don't do it. You know what I mean? Well, I've never thought that, but like that feels like a plan where at some point you go, well, obviously not. Have you pretended to be asleep when you're not asleep? Oh, yeah, so that my mum would carry me in from the car or something. Yeah. Yeah. Doesn't work as much when you're 30.

12 doesn't carry him from the car? I'm normally driving. Of course. But, oh, sorry, but the fake cancer. Oh, you're going straight to hell if you do some shit like that. Yeah, next comment. What a mad glunt. Turns out the only thing buried was her credibility.

Oh, this feels a bit scoop John or J. No, scoop John's been working hard. Oh, I'm so sorry. Nipfluencer cancelled after questioning Michelle Obama's Vogue cover. What? Christy Glass. What are all these weird fake names on these craft influences? No, they're real.

They're all fucking strange. She thought she was making harmless small talk when she wondered why Michelle Obama appeared on the cover of Vogue knitting, a real thing. Did you know that? No. I was about to be like, where does knitting come into it if you're talking about Vogue?

Vogue knitting is a, you know how there's like Vogue living? No. Yes, so there's like a homewheres and, interior design vogue. There's the OG fashion vogue and there's also no Vogue knitting. Can you bring that up, Charles? No way.

Put it, pop it on the screen because I read this and I was like, all right, come on. Holy shit. Vogue knitting. $70. Yeah, and then look at the, the different, if we scroll down, there'll be like the different, like, oh, this month, like all the different headlines and stuff yet.

Oh. comfy cardigans. 15 simple nits for cozy times. Oh, you notice which cover's missing there. no Michelle Obama Vogue knitting. Well, here's the thing. Everyone on the cover usually is wearing something they've knitted or is seen knitting. But in Michelle Obama's cover, she was just like posing on the cover.

Get us the Michelle Obama Vogue knitting cover, Charles. Please. Sorry for being bossy. So Christy Glass said, why is she on there when she's not knitting? And the internet called her comments racist and tore her reputation to shreds. Weeks later, Michelle Obama. herself got involved posting a photo of herself knitting, which sealed the downfall of the Nipfluencer glass.

The headline is literally Michelle Obama on becoming a knitter. But apparently they often have knitting. What? What? I don't say apparently like a fuck head. Apparently! They normally have knitting needles in the cover and she doesn't. I don't want to break this to fucking, I'll glass you.

over there, but anyone can hold knitting needles. That actually proves nothing. Poor Michelle Obama and then got rinsed for it and had to prove that she's a knitter. And she had to prove herself and everyone just then went after. Oh, here's our proof. Oh, what a beautiful photo. That's a stunning photo.

Love those jeans she's doing. What does it say in the caption? Does it say like, here's my... Every time I tell people, oh, it's been edited, so we don't know. Every time I tell people how much I love to knit, they seem so surprised. Oh, she's classy. That's, she wouldn't add them, but that's, so this posted two weeks after the scandal. For me, knitting is a release.

It lets my hands lead the way as my mind trails behind. That is absolutely beautiful. During the peak of the pandemic when everything felt bleak, the act of stitching, pearling, casting on a, oh, hey Google, give me some knitting terms, helped keep my anxiety at bay. I mean, that's how exactly how I feel about knitting. Like, it's great to have something that. keeps your hands busy and... Oh, she talks about it in her new...

Oh, fuck, she goes on. She's really spun a yarn on on on that one. Hey, leave the great work to the comment section. Yeah, I'm so sorry. The lightweight... By the way, she's got a new book you can buy and she talks about her knitting. I don't think it's new. It's from fucking two years ago.

Three years ago. Well, new at the time I'm posting. Wonder what she edited it in. Scandalous. Top comment. Yeah? She tried to pull another knitter's thread. But ended up.

unraveling her own career so Christy Glass who was a nit influencer she fully got cancer she's over now yep Michelle can knit scarves this is what someone said to Christy Glass Michelle can knit scarves but you just knitted your own career's coffin

knitted a coffin I don't think they know how coffins work I think that's just a big sock isn't it isn't that a big sock is sleeping all right now finally this is this is all fucked up and this is the kind of world, I don't know if you want to get it.

Well, I'm not feeling great about this. Multiple knitters. I might have to get into crochet, just joking. Multiple knitters detained after knit camp fiasco. What? Not a relation to Lupe Fiasco. Kick push, knit push. Knit push.

Kost. That's a great song. It is. I listen to Leapay Fiasco in the car today. actually do a leap a fiasco a knit camp in scotland is now being remembered as the fire festival of knitting was billy also involved or is that not about it he's fucking at it again that oh yeah he needs to give it a fucking rest he is got to be just like the most shameless con artist of our time um this nick camp promised international

experts and workshops, but it was a complete shambles. Tudors and experts were promised visas on arrival, but the visas were never organized. So many of the knitters were detained and deported at the border when they flew in for the conference. Holy, that would be so scary if you were traveling for it. Have we got our stuff sorted for Latvia? Yeah, we'll get on to that. I don't want to get to Riga and then regalize that, you know.

as the biggest names in knitting never arrived all the attendees sorry the biggest names in knitting Michelle Obama was going to come she's been deported um so everyone's like well you promised all these big names and now they're not here we want our money back and there was a bit of a like you know a run at the stalls you know they're kind of like hey give us our money back they're like their needles in the air yeah yeah and it was all revved off um talk about a stitch up One punter said And another said The only thing they wove was lies

Are these people knitters Or are they fucking wordsmiths Because let me tell you The only thing they wove was lies Yeah I've just I didn't know that as you said So eloquently put it

The underbelly of knitting I just had no idea So before you go to the It's a turkey journey out there Before you submit yourself to the annual general meeting of the CWA tonight. I might have to rethink my decision. Are these the kind of people you want to be getting involved with?

It's not. I bet you're in their knitting bags under that skein of young. There's a gun. Bet there's not. Yeah, no, sorry. There's probably... But people are getting cancelled. People are being detained.

People are faking their own death. Someone may or may not have got leukemia. Are you sure? I don't want to be. part of that at all. I'm just looking out for you, dog. No, and I really appreciate it. I know traditionally I've given you some stick about like starting stuff and stopping it.

You do? But if you stop, this is like fair. Yeah. But that's what I said. I had to diversify my hobbies because what if one turns out to be a front and I have to give it up? Luckily, I've still got paddle boarding, baking bread, making roast chickens. The electric bikes?

My electric bike and scrapbooking on the beach. What about that electric piano? Oh, I do play that still. Okay, that's great. Yeah. Thank you. Apologise. Sorry for believing in you.

You're such a fucking Greg. You're such a fucking wind-up merchant. I'll learn that at the CWA. I'm Victoria. And I'm Bella. And this is Frankie. I'm Jordan from Wagga Wagga Australia. Hi, I'm Chantelle.

You're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our Champion Tappas. Thank you very much for being part of it all. There's lots of exclusive stuff going on there. We actually have come up with the best idea for our, like, Champion Tapper live stream for December. I am so excited you've forgotten I am so excited about this

that I have not stopped thinking about how we're going to do it remind me can we just cut this out no no just like I fucked up but we have a great idea for a vlog in December

that I'm very very excited about what are we doing for the live stream yeah I was going to say any ideas for a live stream do you know what I have loved in the past time we did like gingerbread houses and stuff and I'm really like I said before horny for gingerbread so that's all I can think about.

Well, the gingerbread housemaking was really fun. Sorry, something's rumbling in the warehouse next door and it's just rumbled Tony's butt. It like shakes the chair. I think last year we did Christmas drinks in my pool. And then it was a cold day and then we didn't end up getting in until the end. And then you jumped in. I just got back from Fiji.

Yeah. That's right. So we could do Christmas drinks at my house. Oh, yeah. I won't be here. Yeah, let's do the gingerbreaded one. Okay. You know what?

We can figure this out some other time. Yeah, yeah, sorry. What would you like to see? Let us know. That's what we should have said at the beginning. Shan Stewart, good on you, Shan. Victoria Greenhawk. Thanks, Victoria.

That's the state we live in. Melanie Foreman. Melanie Fiveman. Mitchell Kay, good on you. Sounds real like a special gay. Courtney Doherty. Was that Mitchell Coorey? No, it's a K.

Who's Mitchell Coory? Related to Mitchell Churry, but with the C. That's funny. Ashley with two E's It's like way hard Chelsea Williams Love to see it Chrissy C

Oh it's almost Christmas Paige Good on your page And Libertina Cathrow Libratina I wish that was my sister's full Christian name Like she's Libby I wish that her full name

was Libertina What do you wish I know Tony is your full name It's not short for anything If it's short for Antoinette Oh every day of my life What do you wish it was short for That wish it was short for any other name

On earth And my name wasn't Tony that's a long one yeah sorry that's very good the worst that joke no no I love that

in my life let's make a real and spell it in the subtitles as I'm saying it oh well I got paid out for giving a real idea during the show the other day

so hate to pay you out but that's what you've just done or actually could you just save that for the chat we have after this is what you said Tony doesn't forget

no I don't now we're about to do board comedy for the first time in the new studio and I'm about to get is it oh it is too the board out of the or the the diamond drawer the drawer you've had your troubles with the drawer in the past let me get the board out oh smooth well done all right now there's all the stuff in there what do you got um it's a little treasures I think it might be my love to see it coming oh yeah it is Stay tuned. Watch this space.

It's about the year of winning. Got a few winners coming up. Ooh. Today is an educational lesson about some of the language we use here in Australia. Oh. And just like if you were in Australia, this is how you would say it. Oh, sure. And you already know the number one because it's our favorite.

So don't be spurt and shit out. Oh, okay. My mind is completely blank. today we are doing instead of saying are you kidding me in Australia we'd say here are the top five options

okay so instead of are you kidding me we say here are the top five options here are the top five options are you kidding me sorry just having fun it's a similar format to the joke you did before instead of saying

are you kidding me we'd say pull your head in you would especially if you were like reprimanding someone yep you're like are you fucking kidding me

pull your head in I don't want to say anything because it might be a different one no you go have you also got pull your socks up on there no but like what are you doing bro no that's what I said don't want to guess any and you went nah all good I literally I literally said that

that was I had a I had a teacher in primary school, Mrs. Arameenie. Oh, Miss an Aramini balls. I'm familiar. She was a mini. We always cool on the outside, but scorching hot on the year. What are you talking about? Have you not had an Aruncini ball?

Oh, fuck. That was a reach, I feel. Aramini. Oh, Miss Aroncini. That's not a reach. That's her fucking name. It was her fucking name. Mrs. Aramini.

Was she a bitch? She was a bitch. She was just quite strict. And she put... And her favorite one was pull your socks up. Pull your socks up. And the boys would always like pull their socks up. Very funny stuff.

That's funny stuff. Yeah. Instead of... Number four. Instead of saying, are you kidding me? Sorry, the blue tacked got Zach. You're Josh and me. You Josh and me.

Where does that come from? Josh and me? I think it's you joke in me. But then. someone threw a Josh in there. But where does the Josh come in? From the Daily Talk Show. But do you know what I mean?

Where does that come from? Do you know any history of these? I just reveal what's under the flaps. So, so. Yeah, you do. Sorry for asking questions. I don't know the answer. No, that's okay.

Do you know Charles? Yeah, it comes from the late 1800s, a man called Josh Tatum, who scammed people by electroplating nickels to look like gold coins. Oh my God, that is awesome. To get joshed is like that guy. To get scammed.

You're fucking me over. Are you joshing me? You're, to use someone's name as a verb, iconic. If someone toned you, what have they done? Made you laugh and have a really special time. That's beautiful. I got totally tonied today. I get tonied four days a week and five on YouTube on Fridays.

You don't want to know what being Ryan means. What does it mean? I do want to know. What do you think it means? It means, oh, you've been Ryan's. You've had someone who's really caring and supportive of you. Nah, it probably means, oh, I've got totally rhymed. The person I was going to meet was really late.

I got totally rhymed. I turned up on time and now I'm here by myself. I've been Ryan again. I've been Ryan again. Nah, it means calmed in. I got totally Ryan. I better take pregnancy test. He rined in me back door,

at least I don't have to worry about pregnancy. Hi, can I get a pregnancy test? Why? I was Ryan last night. The pharmacist goes, why did you get rind last night? Yeah, he's in town again. That's all those side. I'm so sorry.

I like the history of Josh and me. That's good. I think I look into the history of what the fuck I'm talking about in the future, because that was good intel. That's a fun fact. I love that. In Australia, instead of saying, are you kidding me?

The blue tax got you again. You fucking what? You fucking what? Well. Oh, we can't add a k-k. We're not doing a k-k. Well. Oh.

See this other flap? See these other flap on the site? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That you can apply to the end of all of them. Love it. Guess what that is? If you had to. I wouldn't dare.

For those of you just... You're judging me. Those of you listening, there is a controversial sixth flap. And I asked Lily to make this board and she goes, oh, Ryan, you should check out my vertical flap. It looks unreal. And hasn't she done a great job. Lily's never offered for me to look at her vertical flap.

So... Number two. Pull from the blue tack, because then it won't. How good are you fucking what, though? fucking what is good and it hits so you don't go i don't use that enough you go you fucking what i don't use that enough you don't bring it in bring it the fuck in things uh instead of are you kidding me in australia we say oh turn it up turn it up sorry turn it up turn it up oh pull the other one no that's a different one that would be a six a seven yeah sorry

Now the number one thing in Australia Instead of saying Are you kidding me? Do you know what it is? Nah. Give me a fucking spell. Oh, give me a spell. And if you want to make any of these five better...

More Australian. What would you add to it? Pull your head in shit. Oh, you Josh... Okay, controversially, I think Kuhn works on all of them. Except for you, Josh and me. We'll go through the list and we'll see how it lands.

All right. Pull your head in. Works. Yes. Do a ding sound in the video. You Josh and me, I'll have a different option. That sounds like. You're Josh and me.

Yeah. I'm getting rined by a guy named Josh. I'm going to shoot myself. Akew is coming out of my anus. Oh, she's about the Tony. You fucking what? That's real good. Turn it up.

Yeah. Like, get lost. Are you fucked? Give me your spell. Yeah. I reckon you Josh and me hits harder with a mate at the end. You Josh and me, mate. What about a shit at the start?

You're Josh and me. You're Josh and me. No, I don't think that works. I think you're right. Hang on. Well, let me reflap. Reflap. I'm literally about to poo out of my knickers.

Oh, yeah, I'm happy with that? Yeah. Very good stuff. Thank you. Bored comedy hits once again. Yeah, thank you. And that's how you speak Australian. You're welcome, everyone.

I liked the intelligent part where we discussed maybe if it was a mate or a we weren't sure. I think that you've got to look into these things. You can't just take the first that you see. Unless it's 3 a.m. And the lights come on. You know what I mean? And you go, yeah, you'll do.

And you go, you're not interested in being Ryan, are you? Yeah. I've got to you love to see her. Yeah, the lights are on. What's your name, Tony? Come on. And you will come on, Tony. You always do.

I've got to you love to see here from Georgia Sartor. And I read this and I really liked it. She sent this to her on Patreon. Georgia says, just wanted to say, I love you guys. And I have a little story to pass on that my mum has said, I have to tell you. You must be nice. I had a friend's birthday party last year and completely. wrote myself off.

Great. Passed out on the bathroom floor by 9.30. It was really bad. 9.30, fuck. Georgia says, anyway, got home safe. Like a friend brought me home safely. Made sure that she got into bed and kind of, you know when you do the handover of a drunk friend to their mom or their partner or

whatever? She's out of you too many. But you go, have you got her? And they go, yep. And you know then that you've been excused. But you have to make sure that you've been excused. Yeah. He's kind of like signed off.

Yes, you have to like do a handover. Yeah. And you go, okay, well, she's had three of these and she had a piece of pizza about an hour ago so she might throw up. Yeah. She's about getting ready for that. Yeah, we put some food in her. Yeah.

That might backfire, but at least she's got something in her. But she's got something in her tummy at the moment. Let me know how she goes. I'll call her in the morning, you know. They've done the handover. Right. on the ground me so I put on the pot and it actually worked. Oh,

we're doing a great service to society. Georgia says, so she said, my mom said I have to tell you this. Like her mom has gone, you should tell. You should let him know. You should tell that Tori and Brian how they helped you while you were drunk.

You sent him a message. She says, thank you for making sure I didn't projectile vomit around my bedroom. You're welcome, sweetheart. Now, Georgia, you're welcome. Absolutely. Whatever we can do is,

like, to be in your bedroom with you. Whoa. But it is. It actually is. That isn't what we generally have in mind when we're making this podcast, but maybe we should be more thoughtful about people that are drunk. You make people's world stops turning.

That is a horrible thing to say. Well, that's what we did. So I got the AGM tonight. How would we live without you? I want to know. How would we shape the pod to better suit people who are in a room that's turning? Like what do we need to change to allow for people like... Turn the beat around.

Turn the beat around. Love to hear percussion. I think that's helped. Okay. Yeah. You pretty love sitting in the drawer. Is it a present for me? Because I've got that, I've got that feeling of wanting to be gifted something.

You know, sometimes when you just feel like you could do with a present? It's not, but I can give you a present. Everyone. Mine's out of the gutter. Fucking hell. Oh, no, not that one. Sorry, I weren't looking your drawer. You betts on table.

Please don't look in there. My love to see it. It's just a quick update from the year of winning. Oh. If you knew to the pod, we had a goal of winning a thousand things. this year. So if you see a thing on Instagram, it's like, oh, tag a friend and you don't want to take rent, you can tag Tony and I.

Yep. Or if you win the raffle down to the local festival, whatever it is. What would that mean? A school fate or something? Oh, yeah. Oh, no, I missed it. I was going to go to the research primary school fate and then I didn't go. Oh, that's pulling Orion.

That is pulling Orion. Over-keeping, getting excited about something in the future and then going like, oh, fuck, I'm not going to go to. Yeah. Everyone's been registering their wins. Because as a community, we want to win a thousand things this year. We've already smashed past 1,000. Yeah, but we're trying to get to 2,000 now.

So if you've got to win, please let us know. Well, we've hit 1,500. Wow, that's an awesome must. And it doesn't count unless you're submitted at Tony and Ryan.com.com. Yeah. First of all, Jordan Penner from British Columbia in Canada. Hi, Jordan. He is a local at his ANAF Veterans Club.

And he said it's like a CWA. Oh. And he said he's the youngest by about 40 years. And they had a bit of a raffirm. and he won a butterball turkey roll. Have a look at that, would you? Oh, yum. Doesn't that look fucking?

And doesn't he look stoked? He looks fucking happy. Is that Jordan? That's Jordan. Where's he live? British Columbia, Canada. Might make my way over there. He's a kid got a turkey with my name on it.

Well, he's got a butterball your turkey. Congratulations on the win. That's awesome. You know how he got a lot of boudoir shoots earlier in the year? We did get a lot of bootwash shoots. Yeah, that people had entered and it's like, oh, you win a print when you go and do, yeah, that's good. Well, Tapa Chili, Hodgson, she lives in Essex in England. Hi, Chili.

She won a... Great name. She won an owner and horse photo shoot from a Facebook competition. And this is... I mean, when you're the only one that enters. This is Chili and her horse. I don't horse people leave, no. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

This is Tapa Chili pouring her heart out. Congratulations, Julie. And she said that's good stuff. The photographer Connie made both of us look amazing. It's a beautiful, it is a beautiful photo. I've looked up close though. It actually, the close you look, it's actually a stunning shot. Stop.

It's a beautiful shot. I love the big lick on the horse. That's very sweet. On the horse. Like the horse is doing like a bit, like it's like kissing her on the cheek. That's very sweet. It's actually a beautiful shot. It is a beautiful photo.

Because you hear a horse on. known a photo shoot and you don't but then you see the photo and you go oh it is a beautiful photo i actually get it you can get it great i won this i'll submit it at the website no honestly this is beautiful and i love my pet love them so much that i understand exactly that horse people love their horses remember that time i got you and pippa a photo shoot for christmas in 2001? Yeah, I do. Is that 2001?

No, I wasn't even alive. Oh, fuck off, Charles. 21. Oh, yeah. I meant 2021. Oh, did you? You should have said that. That's what I meant.

Sorry. We all made a mistake. No, I reckon it was 2021. Was it the first year we were doing the pod? Yeah, because you got really fucked off that I spent over. Yeah, fuck. I didn't know you well then. Yeah, I got you.

Sucked your writing. No, but then we've decided. that we've locked it down. If it goes over 30 bucks, it doesn't count. Yeah, you throw it in the bin. I gave you that great book last year. The whole Vettico one? Yeah.

It's just a cool looking book. It is. I'm into books at the moment. You didn't back it in though last year. No, I did. You got nervous. And I did, I got nervous and then I bought another thing and that I fucked it. If you backed that in a...

I know. I mean, it's still great, but... Do you know what? I think about that a lot. I go, you know what? I should have trusted myself. And the first wipe. I think I believe in you more than.

than you believe in you. Oh, easily, easily. You love me so much. I wish I could love myself the way that you love me. Genuinely, it sounds like I'm fucking yeah, but truly I wish I, I wish I saw myself the way that you see me. Like, because you see me as someone who's like so capable, so like able to get out and do things.

Really smart. Really like that I, there's nothing that could stop me. I wish I saw myself the same way. Have you told that to that? did not mean to start to cry. That's a really sweet thing I just said, though. Have you shared this with your person at better help? No, I haven't, but maybe I should.

Maybe we could do like a couple's session together. Like maybe, you know when you like bring a friend in for news at school, like bring you in? Because you would, you go and then you're... You know what's so funny? The way that I've just described you, people go, no, he doesn't. They've better tap him on the pot that you're like, oh, another hobby, blah! But you're actually so sweet.

So... Do me now. Oh. What do you mean? Do me now. Do me now. Like I just said all the beautiful things like about how you feel about me. Mm-hmm.

Do me now. Oh and Tony also thinks I'm great. I don't get, I don't actually, I'm not being. I'm not actually being a dick. I don't understand the question. No, but like, so I said like, oh, I know how you see me. How do you think I see you? Uh, Tony sees me.

gap you can fucking park a truck in that motherfucker no because your assumption of me is wrong and you'll know why when i say it is because tony thinks i know what's going on and i have my shit together and oh what ryan obviously knows what he's doing and then but i don't i just pretend and make shit up and i go i don't really know let's try this and talk oh you always know the answers i actually don't i'm terrified at all times but that i think i also i have so much faith in what you think and I like what's the word like so much confidence yeah like in you that you go oh I never know I'm like oh but you do because it you know but then sometimes I feel the pressure because he goes oh it's only relying on me oh wow that's actually an amazing insight so would you like

it if I relied on you less in that way and I offered more things rather than because I think in my head I go oh he doesn't want to hear what I have to say because he knows the answer so you would like for me to voice that more. Absolutely. Oh my God. Because we value your opinion. I could absolutely do that. Love you so much.

I'm too far away to reach you. As if you would ruin that beauty. It is far. You know what can connect us? Oh, we'll both hold the photo of the horse and chili. We're both going to hold the horse photo. We're connected by the horse. We're connected by the Aquine.

What are they called? that is screenshot and frame that we need to frame it you know what we need to do with that that is going to be the cover photo of our Facebook group yes because it's the wide one and chili and her horse are going to live on in infamy until we change it next year Connie's beautiful photography absolutely stunning stuff then chili didn't pay for because you won it on a Facebook competition. And we're stealing her art because that's what we do. No, we don't.

Take the bargains where you can, you know, take a win. That's a win for us. That is a win for us. Is there anything else we want to share? We should go. Oh. I think. I liked that therapy session, though.

I feel like that was actually really good. Well, use the code tarp for 10% off. BetterHelp.com. Uh, tomorrow is the return of, uh, a heavily requested segment, uh, which comes with a jingle. Return of the mag what second, return of the, oh my God. Of all the things you give a fuck about, that's the thing you gave a fuck about. You could have gone a different route, but that's the thing you gave a fuck about. It's been that long that we fucked it.

Can't wait. And Christy uses the term. And then those comedy heroes say, Oh, is she talking out of us? Is this fucking play about us? It's like a, not like some hero. Like a derogatory term.

Oh, okay. Well, I'll be fucking seeing Christy tomorrow. I think you'll agree with her, so don't get your back out. Oh, shit. Love you. Bye. Me.

That's fair. The horse. Love you. Oh, that wasn't funny. That was foul. So I'm a bit of horse. Tony rhymes with pony as well. There's something in that.

See you tomorrow. Love you. Thank you.