Toni and Ryan - The Unspoken Rule For Aussies Abroad

Episode Date: June 16, 2026

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The Devils Wares Priders too is fucking awesome. Patrick Rammell. He goes, fuck me, is that Hugh Jackman? And he goes, oh, I better go say good-day because if you're overseas and there's two Australians at an event, you have to go say hi to them. Legally. Hi, I'm Jenny and this is Gamma and we live in Boise, Idaho. Hi, I'm Carissa. After getting rained out during camping in Louisville, Kentucky.

Hi, I'm Andrew from Williamsburg, Virginia. And I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan. podcast my name is Ryan this is Dr. Author bestselling Dr. author Tony Lodge. Bridget my wife is getting a dress for Tony's wedding and she's going to see her friend who's in the fashion biz Javall. A little little stylist moment which I love.

Yep. And Javall says oh what's the dress code? And Bridget has to say to her stylist friend, the dress code is whatever makes you feel like a hot slot. And you know what Javelle said? So Tony. Isn't that the biggest compliment you've ever heard? I made me so happy when she,

oh, what a Tony dress code. I was like, yes, it is. Do you know they moved to Melbourne because you did? I love that for them and for me. And that we're now all in the one place. And because she isn't she, isn't Javelle working for style by Sally? They are teaming up.

That's good news. They may have moved here because her husband signed with Melbourne Renegades, but although they don't exist anymore. Is that cricket? Yeah. It's like, she was the team physio and that's how they met. What?

Yeah. How do you go from physio to stylist? Like this. You actually look like such a hot money's dad right now. I am. Thank you very much. It's feeling very full house. The car to get the knitted sweat.

The knitted jumper, the like baggy blue jeans. I love it. Thank you. Quick one. Yeah, love it. Anal. Oh, sorry.

We've talked about this multiple times, but just to check in, what's one thing we were warned about as children, but it's a big scam because as an adult, no one ever has to deal with it. Sink holes, quicksand, quicksand. Roll the tape, Charles. There's a warning to Adelaide Beachgoers about the dangers of quicksand following a dramatic rescue at Glen Elk North.

20-year-old Mads June was out. for a sunset walk with a friend when she got stuck. No! ...down from the rocks. When doing that, my leg fell straight through the sand. At first I thought it was hilarious, like, wow, that's a lot deeper than I expected. However, once I tried to get back out and it was stuck, the panic started to set in. An hour after getting in trouble, Mads was pulled out by emergency crews.

The incident unfolded on May 19 and others have since revealed similar scares, prompting Holdfast Bay Council to put up warning signs. I would like to formally apologize. To quicksand, big quicksand. And people who claimed they'd been in trouble because we were like, well, obviously that's not true. QuickSand isn't real. That looked really horrifying.

That little dog almost got sucked right in. See you, dog. Glenalgh, that's like in the city. Is it? Yeah, she's going for a little sunset stroll after work. Ooh, see ya. The leg was really in there. Yeah.

I, do you know what? I appreciated from Mads just then when they said, At first I thought it was hilarious And then realized I couldn't get out Because you would You go, I'm in here Oh, I'm really in here. I'm really in this hole now

How would you feel? Is that how you feel at my place? I'm really in that hole now. Yeah, and I need to be craned out. I know a crane guy in Rome If you're interested. He's not working at the line. Yeah, he's, uh, yeah, since the train changed over,

they just drive straight off the boat now. Imagine needing to get craned out by emergency services because you're running quicksand in a beach in the city. What are you in the fucking a mummy movie? Like that just sounds. Hello. Where are you located in Jamangy? Yeah. You know?

I think the bad guy is my dad. It's the same. Yeah. Oh, don't. No, it's a symbolism. It's supposed to be the same guy. But it's the same guy. No, but you think that it's like a mistake.

They've made a mistake. Yeah. set. No, no, no, no, no, no. Why don't we use the, fuck, no one will notice. Could you just stand in? Yeah. We put a fake beard on him.

No, it's on purpose. We ran out of budget fucking casting funds, so we're just going to get this. We ran out of budget smugglers. Yeah, so we need the guy who plays Cadbury from Richie Rich to play both characters. I haven't seen Richie Richie Rich. Great film. Cadbury, like the chocolate. Yeah.

Yeah. Sorry to everyone who we questioned Quicksand for. And sorry to our parents for thinking. but that was a waste of time preparing us. Mads needed to know. Mads needed that. And look at her now. Her jorts were in the quickstand.

More breaking news. I'm coming in hot today. Yeah. The Devils Wears Priders 2 is fucking awesome. Amazing movie. Great film. Tony hates the first one. Refused to see the second one.

I went and saw it. It's fucking awesome. I think I will see the second one. If you can convince me during this. part of the podcast. The first one, I just think he's so stupid. Is the second one more lighthearted and fun? No.

Because the first one is terrible. What are you, no, this is what I'll say. Okay. If you liked the first one, which you don't. So just put,

but like, if you like the first one, you're going to like the second one. It's just a sequel. It's so true. But it's such a sequel. You know how some sequels a la Shrek 2,

Toy Story 2, They're another movie. Yeah. And they're excellent. Some sequels are just a sequel and they're pretty inoffensive. Oh, but this is like just more of the stuff you love. Yeah. And it's fine.

And some critics, uh, are like, oh, it's not this. It's not bad. I'm like, what the fuck did you expect it to be? What did you want it to be? Yeah. Bridget and I, we never go to the movies, but we're like, fucking let's go. We got the biggest box of popcorn. Fuck, yeah.

Like, you know, when you're in your elbow into the thing? Fancy chair. chair. You've got to. And they came around and they go, because you know how you sit in the lounge before and they go, do you want a cocktail? Do you want this? And Bridge goes, can we get two big frozen coax?

And the big, and she goes, and the biggest popcorn we can get. And we've sold. I'm sleigh. Yeah. I just love that so much. Can I go with Bridget? That sounds so fun. You guys would actually love it.

Go find a shit movie that I don't want to watch and you guys go see it together. Go to the cinema together. She's watched that again. I'll just go there. We've sold both our cars to pay for that popcorn. It's actually $3 per kernel. And that's pre-popping. Oh, you want popping as well?

That's not included. Let me add that. Butter! Butter! I hardly know. Bring your own from home. We got like three tins of it in the fridge. Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep.

Awesome. Hathaway, that's what I always said. Emily Blant is so good. She is the best in the whole thing. Charles. I'm going to tell you something that makes really fits in with Ryan looking like the perfect 90s dad right now. He calls me on the phone and he goes, oh, Tony, you know what we did this morning? We went to bloody cinema and I said, did you make that sounds great?

He goes, oh God, that Emily Blunt is phenomenal, isn't she? I did not say those words and I did not sound like that. That Emily Blunt is phenomenal. Did I call you or did Michael Cain's nephew? You were just so cheat up about Emily Blunt. She's fantastic. She's so good in it. She's so good in it.

That Emily Blunt is, oh, mate, honestly, incredible. But you know when you forget that it's Emily Blunt? Because they're such good at acting. Oh, yeah. They are such good at acting. Stanley Tucky, awesome. And to die for, as always. And looks exactly the same.

Like, how does he do it? Honestly, it's as if they just use the old footage of him and put it in the new one. Well, they probably could off considering the character who play. but um Justin Thoreau Who's that? You met him at the Webby's He was married to Jennifer Aniston

Bring up Justin Thoreau The principal of Canada Prime Minister That's Justin Thru That guy Have I met Justin Thoreau He's in Charlie's Angels Yeah

Two, full throttle Have I met him? Yeah Oh my mum would love that Scroll down What else has he been in? Go to his IMDB movie database. Charlie's Dangerous Full Trottle.

He's an American cycle. Zoolander. Zoolander. He's in Parks and Rec? Of course. Oh, hang on. I've just realized something. Go up, go up.

The girl on the train, I think he's the partner of Emily Blunt and he's the partner of Emily Blunt in this. Crossover. The girl on the train, that was me! In Italy! No, you're just,

girl on our train. That's the girl on that train. The train. Anyway, I didn't realize it was Justin Thoreau to ride at the end because he's really like a character. Like, and I was like, and it was like so dumb at the end. I was like, that's Justin Drew. It's like this whole move like, he's been in the whole thing. She's just shoving popcorn in her mouth.

That'd be me. You know when you, you know when you've known that you've done well at the cinema is when you get home and you take your bra off and popcorn spills out? Yeah. Because you've just been fisting it into your mouth. Yeah. Amazing. The cameos were awesome, a lot of great cameos.

Because a lot of it's like, we're at the Met Gala. And I've got all these cutaways and stuff. Carra Swisher was in it. I met Kara Swisher as well as the Webby's. Was it just a Webby's fucking reunion? Yeah, except you weren't there. I wasn't there. Simone, Ashley.

I don't know who that is. My next wife. Stunning. Stunning. Look at her. She is amazing. Apparently if you're into one of those boring shows that my wife, likes like a Downton Abbey or one of those ones.

I hate that. Bridgeton. Bridgeton. Yeah, yeah, yeah. F1 movie, don't recall, Simone. Was she in the F1 movie? It says it there, F1. I, you know what?

Ring ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. Hey, guess what I did this morning? What? I went to the movies and I watched F1 and it was phenomenal. That movie was amazing. That's me doing the old dad. That movie was unbelievable. The performances by everybody, oh, took my breath away.

I was crying because I was like, oh, they're going to do it. It was as if it was a real ray. I still don't know if I love the young Whippersnapper. Like, does he come around or is he a bit? I didn't like him. Yeah. I don't like him. I don't like him.

I don't like him. I don't know why Brad Pitt couldn't just stay on a good thing, though. What do you mean? Like, you know, he just likes being like, oh, and on to the next. town, you know. Just enjoy it. Why are you doing the sandbuggies? Yeah.

Just like you're making all this money. Sorry. Sandbuggies aside. Patrick Bramel. Oh, my next half. I was about to say my next wife and then I got confused. Yeah. Australian actor.

Very. The things I would do to Luke Bramall. Patrick Bramle. I'm a big fan. His brother is interested. he's his dad his dad's dad Luke is on board

so he's a really funny guy he is hilarious because Colin from accounts yeah yeah and he's there are some quite funny moments in the movie

that he's in Australian in the film oh yeah because I think that's the part of his charm yeah but can you imagine

him doing like a hokey American accent but he his character is just so not required he's Anne Hathaway's boyfriend it's like

yeah but like Oh, he's better than the last boyfriend. Ugh. What didn't he suck? He fucking sucked. But I think, um... Stop talking to me about the Jarlsburg and put him in my mouth.

Yeah, and I say that most days. Not your penis, the Jarsberg. I say that most days. Um, it's like they went, oh, I guess you better have a love interest. Yeah, okay, chuck him in, you know? Yeah, sure. But is it exciting though? It feels for me like, because he feels...

Is my mate, my color! Yeah. Oh, well, he's not the dog is Colin. Yeah, but it should be because. But you just got. like, oh, yeah, our mate is in it. Like all of Australia is like, oh, well, our mate's in it.

Yeah, and he's actually very himself. Like, he's funny. That's good. I like, no, see, I'd watch it just for him. And my favourite scene is, tag him in this. They get to the Met Gale or some big fancy event because she's in fashion. And he goes, fuck me, is that Hugh Jackman?

And then Anne Hathaway's like, oh, yeah, he goes, I better say hi. And she goes, because he's not a famous, person in the show. He's like a property guy. Oh, so I'm thinking he's also in fashion. A regular person. Yeah.

And he goes, oh, I better go say good-day. Because if you're overseas and there's two Australians at an event, you have to go say hi to them. Yes. Legally. You can't. If there's two Australians- If two Australians are in the room overseas, you have to say hi.

Yeah. Or it would be weird. Yeah. No, 1,000 percent. So he goes over and talks to Hugh Jackman and Hathaway goes, fucking Australians are weird and like what a great little moment. And because we're watching from Australia, we're like, oh, I'm, I'm Jacko as well.

Yeah, Jacker, Hugh. I used to do his taxes. Yeah. I actually did. Did you really? Yeah. I pitched puns. That's amazing.

Yeah. How much did he go for? He was doing her up. Yeah. And that was a while ago. That was like on his way up. That was pre- Wolverine money. Do you want to hear something crazy?

Always. Every time as he like rose through the ranks and like got a big. and better house, he always kept the other ones. And so then he's just got a sprinkling of these things all over the fucking joint. Oh my God. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah.

It's annoying when you're on his account. So did you feel like watching it? So all this time you're like, well, Patrick, my boy. And then you're like, oh, and Hugh Jackman, my boy. Because you, or does it. Hey, taxes too. Since I left the firm, all good. Yeah, I'll have a talk with them if you want.

Yeah, I'll let them know. I can have a word with someone up top. I want to talk about the when you see in Australian overseas where you're at. You have to say something. I can't. The second I hear in Australian accent, I'm like, bing! My ears like pricker. So we stayed in Rome for a...

So after we caught the train, as I talked about the other day, we stayed in Rome for a few days. And we were just at this hotel, but it wasn't really in town. And so there was a lot of Italians staying there for, like a vacate because I think like it's not quite in town but you're close enough to get to the airport so there were people like commuting through a bit yeah okay it was all Italians there wasn't really anybody that spoke much English or anything except for one Australian family and you could tell that they were from Perth and had done the Perth to Rome and they're

about to do the Rome back to Perth yeah because you're going to hear him a fucking mile away and I heard him at breakfast night that's an Australian accent I've just heard someone saying Nutella the normal way. How do they say it over there? Nutella. Oh, no. That's disgusting. I know.

When we just left London and this girl who I used to work with who now works in London, she messages and goes, hey man, like, are you still in London? Like, let's catch up. Because it's like there's two Australians overseas. We wouldn't not message. Yeah. Yeah. And we'd already, we'd already gone.

And I was like, oh, that's such a bummer, though. But I'm not going to see you. Here's the thing. We lived 10 minutes from each other for 10 years in Melbourne and caught up zero times. No, but it's more exciting. I'm like, if you wanted to catch up with me and like she's, she's not like, no, no beef. Well, you're married. But I was like, we live 10 minutes from each other for.

a decade. Yeah, but it's no, no, it's the thrill. And now, oh, I'm only 50 minutes

on a fucking hot tube in a heat wave away. Mate, you don't know how hot the tube is. Yes, I do. Mate, you don't know how the tube is.

I walk. Mate, you don't know how the tube is. You don't know how hot the tube is. During a heat wave. Don't lie to your friends here. Let me tell you how hot the tube is.

Let me tell you how hot the tube is. Which, by the way, the tube is public transport that goes underground. Oh, you cannot get out of this. Yeah. When I walked past the London Field Station. Yeah.

Which is the overground, it's not even the tube. On my way to the underground one. Yeah, there's two types of trains there. Did you know that? Over and under. Wait to, there's a third one coming. It's on ground. Mid.

It just goes along the tracks. It's a car, which is what you were in. I walked past the opening of the underground. Oh, didn't walk in. And the heat came up to the stairs. Oh, and you went, oh, no. on my way to my private driver. And I went, oh, that sounds rough.

I'm not going to catch that 50 minutes to see a girl who I wouldn't drive 10 minutes for in Melbourne. Yeah. Yeah. So what I'm saying is people just need to calm the fuck down. There's a different thrill, I think, when it's over. And you feel like, here's my thoughts on it. There is something in your brain that makes you feel a cosmic connection that you're both in a far off land at the same. time. Is it the fact that you're both got a passport personality at the same time?

Yeah, and you just go, well, anything's possible. Yeah. But there feels like more of a connection when you go, we're both here. It's meant to be. Yeah. But who are we to deprive the universe of us connecting our Adams right now? Would you go all the way to Croatia as an Australian and hook up with another Australian? I mean, I wouldn't. Unless Todd's was there. But Charles Probably would slash has. See any other Ozzy's over there? Yeah, but she wasn't from Melbourne. Neither are you.

I hooked up with a girl in... Dublin. What's that fucking Serbia? Yeah, when you went for volleyball. Yeah, and she was from Greensboro. No, you've told me about that. That's crazy. I hate that.

And we both went, oh, no. Don't worry about it. I shook hands and went, thanks. Let's not waste our time on it. We can do this at home. Hey, give me your Facebook. I'll add you for where we get home.

Yeah. We're from Australia. Oh, yeah. Oh, Melbourne. Northside. Where, yeah, yeah. She goes Greensboro and went, and we both went,

oh, and we both think, oh, have a good night. Oh, actually, I've seen you before. Have a good night. Yeah, I'll see you at, she took her underwear off and you went, we've done this.

Oh, I remember you. Yeah. You little. Hi, I'm Andrew from Williamsburg, Virginia. Hi, my name's Carissa. from Louisville, Kentucky. Hi, I'm Jenny, and this is Gamma, and we live in Boise, Idaho. And you're listening to Tony and Ryan.

Sorry, everyone. I've just seen Charles's penis. It was someone else's penis, to be fair, but we just learned a lot more about the Croatian boat trip than I thought we were ever-man. And Charles has had a great time. God, I was just on a train, living my best calm life. Do you say calm life? Because that's what happened on the boat, it sounds like.

Yeah, it was a bit like that in Rome, too. A massive shout out to a few of our championtabers over at our Patreon. Stephanie Gibson. Gibbo. Touch me on the Stephanie. Lanier, good on your own. How do you like your lan eggs in the morning? Hold that thought.

Elizabeth Garlina, good on you, Elizabeth. Prol dog, thanks, prol. Kira Lynn, sorry, Kira Zinn. Thank you, Kira. Josie Mars, Candy L. Charlie Walker, might be Charlie Walker and Kelsey. Thank you very much for being part of our paper. John absolutely fucking love to see it.

It's a blessing to have you all here. Yep. Now, if you would like to hook up with Charles on holidays, your best chance is to come to Fiji with us. You can win your way to come on a big family trip. I'll see you have to get the hot. I've already got it. I don't want that.

Why not? No, I like the headband. You can have both. Do I have to? You should want to. I'd want to. Yes. That actually wasn't a power play.

No, actually, Charles. No, I'm trying. If you want to come to Fiji with us and a bunch of other tarpers and everyone's plus one, we'll fly you there, fly you home, put you up in the hotel, take care of everything. Put your sunscreen on? I'll apply the sunscreen. Oh, did we see that photo in the dump of Mabel's face after she plays pool volleyball with Lily? No, I haven't seen it.

Oh. All I ask is if you play pool volleyball with my job. daughter at the resort that you don't hit the ball as hard as you can into her face. She's just a child. Just a little bubble. Lily didn't get it. Yeah. Hopefully you'll get it.

Well, might have to keep them apart on this trip as well. Charles got it. He was very friendly. I just, sorry, I'm just losing it. Is it because you thought you saw Charles's penis? Yeah, that was really shocking. He's like, check out these photos from the boat.

Yeah. And everybody's like, why did you think he was shining your pet? That's why I'm so shooker because that's what I'm. I was like, Charles, you can't just show us a picture of your penis at work. He was saying, here's some fun stuff that happened on the boat in Croatia. Yeah, and it was just a penis in my eye line. Someone's something.

Um, okay. Patreon.com slash Tony and Ryan. If you become a champion tarpa, you can enter and there's two more slots open for Fiji. Don't tell Charles about the slots that are open. He loves slots on a boat. He loves an open slot. Ladies and gentlemen, hot take Tony. Well, I would like to start this segment by saying that, yes, we need a little bit of touching up of the headband, etc.

Oh, thank you for saying that. Yeah. Yeah, the staff and the headband looking a little bit worse for wear, we might be able to come out with something new. Geez, that top of that looks rough. Oh, she's cranking off. She is cranking off. Did mouses get at that while we're away? It looks like something's been nibbling at the tip.

I'm so scared of that. That's the cutest ever. Something's been nibbling at the top. No, the paint's flaking off. I didn't use the best materials. That's right, because we all learn, and that means next time it'll be perfect. So true.

I do have a hot take, though. Please. My hot take is that every version of eggs is excellent. Let me lay this out for you. Please. Scrambled. Amazing. Boiled, delicious. Poached, incredible.

Kish, yum. Custin, yum. Mayanase, yum. Is custard made from eggs? Yes, it is. That's a hot take. It is egg yolk and sugar. What could go wrong?

No wonder it's good. Eggnog at Christmas? Delicious. Delicious. Can I say, though? Fried eggs, yummy. Egg yolks only, yummy. When you get a little tempered,

egg yolk on top of a um beef thing on top of beef tartar ta ta ta ta ta when you get the egg yolk on top that is delicious yeah yummy yeah yummy i try i found a brandy flavored eggnog and was like i wonder how much of this i could would need to get drunk oh but i don't need a lot but i think it's just brandy flavored i don't know if there's much brandy oh have you ever had proper eggnog with like rum in it Yeah, that's what I thought I was drinking, but I was like, I'm going to try and get drunk of this brandy flavored one. And I had so much egg dog. I was fucking nearly just blew up. Did she just like didn't shit for five days?

My person just, once I went to a party and I said the only thing that I was going to drink was white Russians, which is basically like collua and heavy cream. Yeah. And I literally shit some men like two days later. Like it was crazy. I was so drunk and I drank so much cream. And it was like Christmas time, so it was really hot.

So I was really dehydrated. The fact that it wasn't just like, oh, a few white Russians, I'm like, I'm only drinking white Russians tonight. Because I just watched the Big Lobowski. Have you ever seen that film? Not really. And the dude in the Big Lobowski, he only drinks white, right? Like, no matter where he goes, he only drinks white Russian. And I was like, I'm going to do that.

And it was terrible. Anyway, eggs, though. I do not understand people that get the egg ick eggs are perfect all year round they have so many applications my hot take is that the egg might be the perfect food okay I agree that they're all good and it is the perfect food couldn't agree more

I'm going to put you on the spot though love it top three eggs oh she's dropped her match luck of all time or like top three situational eggs okay my top one no I'll go three

build suspense. Okay, number three. Do you want me to do those? Yeah, okay. Number three. Akech. Yeah, Akeesh Lorraine. Who's Lorraine?

What's she? And I said, fire to Lorraine. Who's a famous Lorraine? I don't know, but I had like an Arnie Lorraine. Yeah. And like she was one of those fake aunties that was like, like, you know? Yeah.

And it was like... Your mum hated her and she wishes she could set fire to LaRae. But like, and then like she, I think I might have told this story on the podcast years ago that she had that secret recipe for food and she wouldn't give it to my mom. Yeah, what a bitch. What a bitch. And it was for like French onion dip or something. Yeah. And your mum died not knowing what the French onion onion.

onion dip from Lorraine was. I can't even remember what the food Livy would know. But we've talked about it on the pot. The little woot will comment on this and be like, Lorraine said blah. Like, you'll remember. Anyway, Keish. Keish is number three.

Number two. An egg salad sandwich. Soft white bread. Fuck you're on wild cards here. Thank you, mate. I'm so serious. I'm so serious. That's insane.

The sincerity in that mate was crazy. The sincerity in the mate. Mate. Thank you, mate. Check mate. Thank you, mate. I wish I was wearing a jumper right now. I'm getting so hot.

Okay. Soft white bread, yum butter, crunchy white, crunchy like iceberg lettuce. And then egg. And the egg has been like, it's not boiled all the, like it's got a little.

little bit of goug still in it and then when you crush it up mash it up yeah mash it up with the butter i'm familiar it's the classic it would like a like a corporate setting when there's 50 seven different sandwiches like it would be one of them i would always go for that one first me too i love an egg sandwich so good but you know what you got to put in your egg salad you got you no egg salt butter paprika curry powder yes that's what i think i'm in it right up. Yeah. Fuck it right up.

Yeah. But a bit of curry powder. No, but a bit of curry powder. Yeah. Not a little bit of mayo? Oh, I do butter instead. Like just a little scoopier butter and it kind of, yeah.

But the mayonnaise I will accept. Okay. Yeah. And the number one egg on planet Earth. The situational egg on planet Earth is. Eggs hollandae's from dome. A soft poach. You really can't do any better than that.

Can I? Not that it would compete. And then the hollandaise is a sauce made from eggs and butter. Yeah, I mean. I mean eggs on eggs on eggs. Racks on racks on racks. Yeah. Eggs squared.

Eggs cubed. Can I take you to Zendendan and get you the Benedict hash? Yeah. It's a homemade thicky hash. I like it. With an egg and the hollandaise on top and it all drips through and you kind of use the hollandays to kind of mix it up in there. And the egg yolk kind of like. blaze out.

Yeah. Yes. I had it yesterday. Me and Bridgett. Is that where you were? Yeah. Treated ourselves. Can I come?

Yeah. Well, not yesterday. No. I get time. We can't go back in time. I don't have a time travelling machine. But we could go. We could go.

I would love that. You know who loves going to Zendend? Mabel. Because she gets to see Spencer, her favorite barista. Yep. And she also loves ordering a ham and cheese croissant. And so do I. How can such a little girl destroy

massive croissants. Because she's related to me. So true. She can put them away and so she should. Yeah. She was excited to have her dad back by the way. Oh my God. Haven't heard the end of it.

The favorite at the moment. And Bridges like, have it. Yeah. Oh, I think, there's a little bit of like, I've been holding down the fort working hard and this guy just cruises in. It gets all the attention and all the cuddles and the smooches. But also, Bridge has probably missed you, but you're just like, where's Mabel? Like it's, yeah.

Hello, second favorite girl in the house. Yeah. Yeah, she doesn't like when I call her that. I wouldn't either. Yeah. Well, you're my favorite girl in your house. Yeah, I said it. I said it.

I hope people's not listening. Yeah, same. But that's, and I stand by it. That's really nice. I fucking stand by it. You know, Tobs got home last night and he walked through the front door and he goes, hello my two angel girls. Oh, isn't that nice?

For people and I love him so much. I said to come home and goes, here's my bitches. He has said that. Yeah. My bitches, yeah. Does Pippa appreciate that? I think so. She woggles her little bum.

Yeah, bridge doesn't. When she just sees her dad, she loves her. Yeah. That's nice. That is nice. That is nice. Yeah. All right.

I've got he loved to see it. How do you feel about my hot take though? It's bang on. Yeah, I think it is. Eggs, fuck. And this isn't to dis you or question the hot tag. It's more of a challenge. Can anyone think of a situational egg that isn't good?

Because I'm just curious to know, because I agree. Name an egg. So true. Easter. Perfect. Yum. Cream.

Perfect. Yum. Embryonic. Love them. Fertilize those bad boys and pop a baby in. Love it for you. Do you meant? Try that.

I'm sorry. Yeah. Sailing the seven seamans, you know what I'm saying? The seven Cs, yeah, all seven girls. And there's seven Cs. Sorry, Charles. They're all seven. Hey, sorry.

My love to say. Oh, yes, you've got your love to set. So Johnny, who is not my evil twin, a different Johnny. Your mate, Johnny, is he moving back to Melbourne? Is that your lover's head? I think he already has. Did he? I think so.

Wonderful. Yeah. I'm not talking to him since the Bulldogs beat Hawthon in a devastating football game two weeks ago. Does he go for Bulldogs as well? I thought that was only Tom Wood. No, they're Westies. See, I know your friends. I listen.

He's Melton. He's proper Westy. Oh. Johnny messaged us in the lead up to the Hens party. Yeah. And I don't know if you recall, but he had an exam the next day. And he was like, I don't think I can come. I'm three hours away and I've got an exam the next morning.

Yeah. I mean, I appreciate that. I did offer to set up a study group. I was like, I'll pay for the cab. He's like, I really want to come, but I've just, I. Yeah. have to lock in. Yeah.

I get it. He messaged me last night and he got 90 on the exam and he's really chuffed and that's like helped him progress to the next part of his degree. He's actually doing some really important work. So I said. Oh, Johnny. That deserves a situational leg. That deserves a situational egg.

It does. Take yourself out for a situational egg. Go get yourself a caboo cream egg to celebrate. Take yourself out for a situational egg to celebrate any good at events. I said whilst I bullied you at the time, I will accept that you have in front. fact, because imagine if he didn't come and then he failed it anyway. You know what I mean? And we go, well, you should have just come.

And now I'm like, you know what? We're now on YouTube as well, Tone, so people can see that. So I was just hypothetically jerking Johnny off. Yeah. That was a situational. I've ever seen one. Yeah. Nah, good for you, John.

Ney. How do you feel about a situational peg? I could situationally peg, Johnny. If he was into that. But he'll let us know, but 90% Well done, man. That's amazing. I actually also have a really exciting,

um, scholarly, education-based. Scholarly. You love to see it. Um, this is from Keith. Sleigh. I know where you don't want an egg. Never. Nah, when you get hit in the head and it becomes an egg.

Oh, a goose egg. Yeah. Oh. No offense, geese. You know what I mean? That, that isn't an egg you want. No. And I didn't think there was an egg you don't want,

but that is one that you, in fact, do not want. Would we consider that a situational egg? Well, it's certainly a situation and certainly an egg. No, you're so right. Fuck, I've ruined today. Everyone do everyone a favour. No one get punched in the head this weekend. Not yet.

If we get through the next couple of days with no tapas getting an egg, then we can stricken it from the record. Is it like a herd mentality? Like if no one get egg this weekend, like there's no flow on. eggs. Yeah, like in pluribus. Yeah.

Yeah. So if any of us, any of the tapas, don't you wish that the tapas were a hive mind and we could all chat with each other all day? We do. It's called the Patreon group chat. Oh yeah. And also the podcast.

Yeah, the thing you're doing right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. This is from Keith. This is a great educational you love to set. Keith. Okay. Big coat.

Kayhole. Okay. Keith says, I officially defended my PhD and passed. So I'm now officially Dr. Keith. Dr. Keith. Dr. Keith. Hello. He is, he says, I know you're not a bird guy, but I am your on-staff ornithologist, and now is a doctor and has defended his thesis.

He defended his PhD, all done. So he's a bird doctor? Bird doctor. But like bird research, not like a vet bird, I feel. Who is a vet? Yeah, he's not like, yeah. Do you know who would see a lot of situational eggs? Who?

A vet. A vet A veterinary doctor Would see so many situational eggs Yeah, so true Okay Keith says I'll be shouting you guys out

In the acknowledgement section Because the taffas definitely need A bit of formal recognition By my uni at this point After all the support we've given So in his thesis we're going to be listed Yes, as one of the acknowledgments in the end I hope he's using the Harvard referencing system

I hope that he ate else I don't know Is that one? More like egg owl Situational egg owl What is et al mean? It's like Except like

Will you tell me So say if all six of us Is it like et cetera Et cetera? Kind of Yeah Like if all six of us wrote a paper

We would be like Tony and Ryan et al Oh yeah Shane James you're at al Yeah You can et al my pussy But you know when sometimes you've eaten too much of a food

You don't enjoy it as much No That was the hottest thing you've ever said It went straight over Charles's head They always do Came right over Charles's head I'm sorry Hope you have an excellent day everyone

Tell us about your situational eggs Yeah your situational egg Love you We'll be back tomorrow I don't know what we're doing yet No or nah Oh, no, normal. Yeah.

Love you. Oh, actually, I do know what I'm going to say tomorrow. What? Sorry, Tony just ripped a bit of her hot take hat off and flicked it across the room. That wasn't, mate. Can we get a slow-mo of that through the air in that camera? I don't know. That's my love to see it for the next three weeks.

No, you still have to do your job. My love to say it was the same thing as yesterday. My love to see it is Dad's naming boats. That's not very funny. It's not very nice. not Charles Charles is actually disgusting Hey I'm actually gonna have to ask you to put the hot take hat down

because it's No I'm yeah Bye Love you