Toni and Ryan - The Wedding Detail Nobody Warns You About

Episode Date: July 15, 2026

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You can't sneak anywhere in a wedding dress. How are you getting from the ceremony to the dinner? I think that we're just going to order an Uber. Imagine being an Uber driver and Tony Lodge in her wedding dress gets into the back of your Toyota Corolla. Hi, I'm Lacey from Washington State USA. Hi, it's LaGaya from Squamish, British, Columbia, Canada. This is Taita, Nala and Pepper from Melbourne, Australia. And now approve this podcast.

Welcome to the Tony and I'm right. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur, Tony Lodge. Yeah, it is. Are we wearing the same colours? Okay, I did think our vibes are similar. Brown and cream and blue.

But I think it's different enough energy. Yeah, but it's like we're match, like cousins. Yeah. Not a full sibling, not twins, not sit, but like a, yeah. But you're wearing your like Tony and Ryan outfit. Delicious. From ASOS. People ask every time I'm wear it.

It's just from ASOS. Well, the other thing that I'm wearing is socks. And I am currently obsessed with socks. I obviously always wearing with runners or whatever, but I've never been to wear socks at home type of person. I don't like it normally. I'm a sock girl. Yeah.

I'm socking. Have you got the 3am lattes that are? They're at the post office. They've just arrived yesterday. Yeah. The thickies are good. We're all wearing them. Yeah, no, I haven't got them yet, but they have arrived.

Is there a, dare I say, a frill on the top of that side? This one does have a frill. Also from A-sos. Showed up? What can't they do? But I am, I'm socking so hard because I bought UG Boots, right? Like two winters ago. And they're great, but they're platform.

And so they're like quite a hard to. Sorry. No, it's okay. No, I should have known that you would need to. Can you just say that sentence again? How slow? I have Ugg Boots, but they're platform. What do you mean?

I reckon, Charles, can you, you know what they look like? Okay. Oh, it just, I don't know why I want to see it? It's like, why did I do that? Also, you're like, they are fucking crazy. That's not, that's not what that are. But that's what the bottom is. Like, the foam is really high.

Now, this is coming from a guy that bought those platform shoes so they'd stop advertising to him. Yeah. So. Oh, it's those ones. No, no, no, no, no. Zoom back out. Zoom back out.

Zoom back out. Like, third. Those, yeah. Oh wow. It's a little platform mule. Because most of your Adidas are... All my run is a platform. So why?

Just because it feels right? Because you're five foot two. Yeah, because I'm little. But I also just like them. Yeah. I just think that... She's not. I think Tony's going to sit.

Oh. Oh, I've spaced a bit. Do you need to go? You only get... Bless you and bless you, but you only get two. I've done two. I won't do a third one. But if you pissed a bit, do you want to...

Nah, no, she's sweet. Is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. According to who? No, like the world. Do you need me to check? No. Well, remember how we got the moisture meter from the, for the plants?

Oh, and that's going so well, isn't it? I don't think that thing works. That's why our plants are dead. The thing about the moisture meter is that you go water, water them. Well, you got to use it. Yeah. And water them. if I got them, did you want me to check the moisture?

No, it would be, it'd be bone dry. Anyway, so my ugg boots are platform and I really like them. I think they're really chic and fun, but. Sheik is an interesting way. I think they're fun. I think they're fun. I think they're really chic and fun. I think they're trendy and cool.

And I really like them. Fun and cool. But they are a bit annoying to like bus around the house in. And so I've just been, I've been doing a sock and no shoe. And I didn't think that that life would. for me, but it is. I love it. Do you, because I believe these exist in the Pilates world.

Yeah, grippy socks. A grippy sock. I do have some. As someone who's worn socks and flown on floorboards before, befloor. Before? I've ended up on the befloor. Before and after. It's a risky business.

And he slides. That's very funny in that movie. Yep. Yeah. I, yeah, I agree. It can be risky. And sometimes not very nice if you step in a little bit of water. So Bridget always wears socks

Yeah And one of my Many floors Is getting water all over the bathroom Is it Is it water? Yeah yeah Or do you mean you're weighing on the floor?

No, no, no Oh sorry No I think it sounds like there's piss on the floor So the thing is like Ryan can you get your towel And bring it over to the shower Yeah

Because I'll get out of the shower And then like walk across the onsuit to get the Because our towels rack is like not in the fucking logical. Anyway. Yeah. So then she'll come in later in socks. And you've like trod your little wet feet.

Yeah. Yeah. And it's just like one of those. Do you know though? And I get it. That would be annoying. Why don't you just stand on the bath mat and then shimmy over on the bath mat? Or I could just get a towel in advance.

But like, you know when you stand on it and you kind of do the like little. Yeah. Yeah. And that's sort of my like plan B. Yeah. Regular. Yeah. But you just don't get to that.

Also, now Mabel and I are showering together a lot more. It's often her fault at the bathroom's full water. Yeah. Bridget will say, but you're the adult in charge. It's your job to make sure that she doesn't destroy the bathroom. I don't agree with that stance. Yeah. And also afterwards, like, how hard would it be to just, like, rub the towel on the floor?

Yep. So, yeah, lots of great reasons. Yeah, but. Whose side am I on? Who side are you on? No, it's so true. But water. The show's called Tony and Ryan, not Tony and Bridget.

Water and sock, bad combo. That is a bad combo. Yeah. Or, like, um, Torbster. the thing where if an extra ice block comes out of the fridge, kicks it under. But there's no under on our fridge. So he kicks it, but it just is there. And it just hits the front of the fridge.

And it's just there. So then it's just wet right there. So that happens a bit. Would people eat ice block? She does, yeah. Is that good or bad? No, she's fun. Yeah.

If it's hot, she'll take it, but she's often not interested. Yeah. Anyway, but sucks. Sox are in. I just love them. It's because it's not a full shoe. The other thing is that when you get to the couch and you kick your ugg boots off, then you got a bear, bear hoof.

Then what? And then it's cold and whatever. I'm hoofing a sock. I love it. I just love it. Welcome. And I'm glad that you've got the 3 am's because they are a thick winter sock. They're here, but I haven't got them yet.

I'll get them on the way home from work. No, it'll change your life. I'll look forward to review next week. Thank you. Got to Norma Lona. Thanks for submitting these. Marmalona. Tony and Ryan.com.

Or you can just go to the Tony and Ryan podcast Facebook group and submit yours there. You could put them in the comments if you want. Of today's one. Yeah. YouTube, Spotify. So we've never asked for that before, but is that a spanner? No, that's fun. It is fine.

It just is another place that we have to go look for them. Oh, sorry, mate. Sorry that people want to share their opinions and their questions with you. Oh, if no one could ever write anything again, that'd be great. Ryan doesn't want to read it. No. I'll add that to the list. So YouTube, Spotify.

And... Well, Charles just made that searchy thing. Yes. If you're leaving a normal or nah, right, normal or nah. Because we can search that. Because then we can search it. Control F. Yeah.

Normal or no. Say, do we need the horse photo? I'm feeling some animosity. Yeah. Yeah. Need a little reset. Was it because of what we said about the wet bathroom? That make you upset?

I'm sorry. I know you don't piss on the floor. For people who are new, can you explain? So this picture of Chili and her horse, it just reunites us. It's like our grounding zero. And we know that if we're feeling a bit tense, and we need just like a little bit of like a reset. The horse photo unites us all. And that's Chili and her horse.

Yeah. Love you, chap. Well, we met Chili remember in London. Maybe we should have a twigs. Yeah, have a twigs. I don't want one. I don't want a twig. You can finger each.

do you want me to wear that wig no that's only for Julia Roberts S big mistake huge who else is in there oh Dr Dick Chubb and there's a tarpa in there isn't there as well no they're just pubs but they belong to a tarpa at one stage

so it counts I love that let's do normal honour and don't comment them anywhere Tarva Sarah Hi Sarah You know how last week we were talking about washing the sheets

and you said oh well let it rain I'm washing them tomorrow like if you're if I know that the sheets are getting washed tomorrow then let the dog in yeah

get your dog out do you know what I keep getting advertised to me people jizzing on sheets that surprisingly similar area that splash blanket it's because you said that thing

I know and if you knew here Tony once asked me if you can still get pregnant when you squirt or does it flush the babies away. I don't think you can say shit like that and not get ads. But so I could, like think how specific their target market is. And then they hear that and they go, so we're not going to send this slut ads? But so I keep getting sponsored ads for that and I'm just like swipe away. Like this is fine.

Would it be asking for someone who knows someone getting married soon, a good wedding present? Can I get you that for a wedding present? I'll bring that to the reception. I'm so sorry. Imagine like you're at this very traditional wedding where like the family is. Where the dinner is for yours is quite fancy. And I'm going to turn up to that restaurant with a splash pad. But can you imagine if you like an Anna is there?

And she goes, oh, what did you get the couple? And you go, oh, well, she wants us. Can I get that? I know what I'm getting torps. I will actually not. I've ordered what I'm getting you. What are you getting twos? Can I tell you?

Oh, you don't have. You know you don't have to get us anything. Like that was already. Yeah, but I've already organized presents. Okay. No, you know what I'm getting. When I give twos a present, you'll go, of course. Sure.

What I'm getting you, you'll go, this is a random for a wedding, but I actually really wanted this. So thank you. A splash blanket. No, and the splash blanket is like for both of you. Actually, all three, because Pippa. well, it's just like a waterproof blanket. And it sounds like she needs that more than anyone in the house.

Oh my gosh. Because she drools. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know what I'm trying to get you help? Like wedding gifts is like, what's helpful for around the home? You've already got a toaster, you know? Yeah.

Do you have to do you want a new toaster? No. Yeah. Because you just got the cool one. Yeah. Like not long ago. Yeah. It sounds like a splash pad.

Also a splash pad sounds like. something you'd get. It's not called a splash pad. It's called a splash blanket. Oh, is it because you spill coffee in the bed? They actually just like, I don't know that they look that.

Like, they're such a gross looking blanket. Like, you know, they advertising it like you'd be pouring and like, like imagine this being on, but we know what it's for. No,

but like imagine being on set for this photo shoot. You know the other day when you talked about the handjob blanket? Yep. That's that. You know what I mean? Hmm. But I've never seen an ad for a handbook.

my home. What are you going to do? I can get a new mattress every second week. Nothing. I don't have an issue where I require a tarp on my bed. Do you know, like it's actually all fine. I'm a tarper. I've been on your bed. Yeah.

So what's the issue then? When I sneezed before. It sounds like you need one. That sneeze. No, like. I don't need a tarp on my bed though. What if he sneezed in bed? We've seen that happen here this episode.

Yeah. Today. Yeah. Do we need one for the table? the office. Are you uncomfortable? No, no, no, no, I'm not uncomfortable. I've just seen this ad for the, so, because they keep getting the ads of the splash banker, and they're literally like, they pull the staff on and it doesn't like soak it at all. It's like literally waterproof, like the water like beads off. And it's really upsetting because you know what they're

trying to illustrate. No. Well, that it's come or that it's like squirty juice or that it's like squirty juice, that if you were into like piss play, it's like not going to yack you on jump. Squirty juice. That if you squirted, that that would be what... Right, and I wouldn't soak in, it would just sit on top. Yeah, it just like catches it. It's like a tupperware. So if he jizzed on the blanket, it would just sit on top?

Just beads off, yeah. Like, which is so upsetting to me. And I'm like, what's the blanket made off for that to occur? Just get a top. Okay, so that's with a towel. So this is if you did it with... See, it just beads on the top. Oh, and then she's like slapping it?

Don't do that, a hand signal. The thumbs up at the end. Again, imagine doing this photo shoot. Yeah. I start saying if you put a tower down and it'll still soak through. Like a towel, it's going to go straight through. But look at it beating on the, oh, it's so upsetting. And the way she's like slaffing the water.

Oh, yeah. Like, it's, like, if you want to get pissed on, it's probably a good option, but I still don't like the way that they've done the art, you know. What did Sarah have to say? What did Sarah have to say? It's so irrelevant now. Nah, it's not. She said, because we were talking about sheets.

Yeah. Yeah, don't worry, I'm washing the sheets tomorrow. For me, this says Sarah, washing sheets means washing everything. So when I wash the sheets, I have my everything shower, I shave everything, I clean anything,

I give the dog a bath. Like, I do a full reset. Oh, I like that. So then I've got clean sheets, clean dog, clean puss, and I'm fucking ready to go. That's nice. Yep.

Does anyone else do this? Oh, sorry. Oh, fresh pajamas. Yeah, I love a fresh jami. Uh, to the point where if, like, once I start some of any of the processes, I'm like, oh, well, today's that day. I'll just do it all. Yeah.

And so her family's like, oh, fuck. She thought about shaving her legs. So I guess we're, we're all, we're taking the sheets off the bed today. Yeah. Yeah. Um, does washing your sheets also mean washing the dog doing a full shower and putting on fresh pajamas normal or not? Fresh sheets and shaved legs, definitely.

because when you hop in, you feel like a dolphin. Isn't it delicious? Yeah. Do you feel that way after you get your backwaxed? And you hop into bed and you're just like, RRrrr. Well, I have to be careful.

Yeah. And you know why? Yeah. Because. Because if you jump in, you slide right out and go out the window. My back's that smooth. You need a splash blanket.

Catch on the way out. I need sandpaper. So I's got something to stick to. Add some Velcro. Yeah. I'm too. We put a 3M hook on the back in. I'm too smooth.

That's why dolphins have fins. That is why. Because if they didn't have fins or the stick, what's the thing on their back called? Dorsal fin. If they didn't have that, they would just slide right off. Dull. Finn. Dolphin.

So true. And I ate with that. You ate with a dolphin? Like, I ate with what I said. Oh, great. I was like, I'm more of a knife and fork guy, but. H to the room, I guess. Sorry, are we being silly today?

Are we being silly today? What is silly? It's too silly today. That's silly. It's silly. Do you have another normal or not? Yeah. Charles, what's going on?

Have you hit stop? Like, have you just given up over there? Was I supposed to click record? Yeah. Yep. This from Emma. Hi, Emma. Hardly, no.

What? I vibe check my own Instagram after every new follow. Every time someone follows. me, I go to my own feed pretending I'm seeing it for the first time and like vibe check where I'm at. Bungy Jumping New Zealand. Amazing tasting music. Oh, I seem fun.

Cool. This new follower will love that. We'll love it. It always, like I sort of approve my own page and I go, yeah, no, no, I am a cool girl. I feel good about this. I am a cool girl. I am a cool girl. Every new follower, she's like, what did they see?

They've just gone to my page and how look, what do they? Oh, no, I look good. I'm feeling good. Yeah, it's a good, good mix at the moment. Yeah. Fun, a little bit smart, little family. update. Yeah, no, good, good mix. Okay.

Does anyone else vibe check their Instagram after a new follow? No. But I do rewatch my own stories if I think it's a cracker. And that's a real thing people do. Oh, absolutely. Like if I post a good one, I go, like, I posted a vlog the other day about making the Science. Yeah, yeah, I've watched that so many times.

I think it's so funny. I've watched. No shame. I've watched the magic trick and the finger. Oh, that is so funny. I love it. I watch it all the time. Yeah.

It's got 20 million views and I was 19 million of them. Yeah. We don't have a bot viewing farm. It's just us. It's just us watching our videos all the time. There's another video that I watch a lot of ours that always makes me piss. Fuck. Is it the one of you discussing wanting to get a splash pad?

It's not a splash path. Look at it. Let's put a towel down. Like it's... I've actually got a new job. I'm the social media manager of SplashPad. He runs off the thing. It's like so upset.

Do you know who has done? And I was going to not say this. Not that it's bad, but I was going to not say this, but now I can't not. Hot Ash from Perth has made like a sponsored ad for splash blanket before. Years ago, so I don't even know if it would still exist.

And I remember seeing it and being like, it's too much. Today's episode is brought to you by SplashPad. This is Taita, Nala and Pepper from Melbourne, Australia. Hi, I'm Lacey from Washington. Hi, it's Ligaya from Swamish, British Columbia, Canada. And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tappas

and everybody else who has decided to continue listening to today's episode. Thank you so much. Wet for life, baby. She loves swimming. Thank you to a few of our champion time. I was over my patron. Amy, good on you, Amy. Alicia, Becky, all of them.

Caitlin Kitchen, good on you, Caitlin. Chris Torres, love to see it, Chris. Erin O'Leary, Britt D, Megan S, Yvonne and Emma Ross. Thank you very, oh, Girl Gang. Thank you very much for being part of it. We fucking love to say it and we can't do it without you. My best friend, Ryan, is running 10 fucking kilometers on Sunday. absolutely amazing stuff

on the hoofs 10Ks you fucking love to see it the most powerful man I've ever seen in my life and donations are still open so you can still sing us

a couple of dollars it all is going directly to the guide dogs Victoria they will get all of it and TARPA will use it for his training so might help people who are blind low vision

they might become a school therapy dog they might be in court like helping victims like stay calm or an ambassador dog like they do so many great things. So TARPA, all the money goes to their training. So we'd really appreciate it.

It's very, very cool. We're going to be down there with signs and matching track suits to cheer Ryan on. At the corner of Alexandria Ave and Anderson Street. And you're probably going to run past like 11, 1130 or something like that. But we'll be hanging out. So if you want to come down and support him, being at a run event like that, if you haven't ever been, the vibes are high. The vibes are high.

It's a lot of fun. Is Charles bringing a boom box? No. Pump some tunes? No. Charles, are you going to be there on Sunday in 1983? Yeah. A boom box.

Maybe they'll have music. Like a marathon. Yeah. Yeah. So they'll have the boom box. There's going to be some tunes. Boxes will be boomed. I can bring a Ui boom.

Yeah. I don't know if you want to be the person that's brought all our music though, eh? Like, you know, you're at like the beach or something and someone else has got and you're like oh fucking give it a spell. Like the beach does because you're kind of deciding for everyone else what we're listening to. Or at the park or what and you're just like, oh my God. Like I could live without your fucking D&B.

Anyway, so we're going to be there hanging out. Come on down. But the vibes are going to be high. There's a few cafes around. So you can come hang with us. Bring a funny sign. If you made me laugh, you get a high five. But yeah, bring a.

sign we'd love to see everyone be creative but we'll be there on Sunday so I got a um a massage yesterday oh so because it from your training and stuff yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I really fucking supported you there yeah I know yeah because I'm training hard and by training hard I mean training is hard so I've decided not to do much of it but also the recovery is very important so that you don't do yourself a damage um and it was for those playing along at home the one the massage plays in the food court in Northland. You have to stop.

You have to stop. Getting massages? Go to Northland. I'm an athlete. I think we need to get you fucking, and you find your new spot. I'm an athlete tone. You went to get a massage

at the Northland food court. That is crazy. Do you know the one when you walk in? No. No. I proudly don't. I proudly don't know about the massage place in Northland. This is going to be a crazy thing to say out last.

Oh, you know the Indian place. You know, Maharaja, it's just across from there. It's in between muffin break and the rejects shop. It's where I get my legs taken care of. So I said to the guy. Partner of the show. Yeah.

Just across from China Express and what's the other one I don't hate? Schnitz. Oh, it's good chippies. Yeah. Yeah, I would. You wouldn't would, yeah. And I'd also get a rap from Schnitz with pineapple in it today. I love the pineapple in it.

thingy at schnitz. Do you know what's good about schnitz is that they use proper slices of cheese? Yeah. Like it's like a slice of cheddar cheese. Yeah. I know Charles you can't relate to that, but it's really good. It is good. It's not like a cheese single.

No, it's real cheese. Yeah, it's good. Schnitz is great. Schnitz fucks. And you know what's great? What? It's like 10 meters away from a massage place. Oh, and yeah, the one thing, when I walk out of a massage, I go, God, I wish I had a whole

Schnitzel and a little. little peter and a whole bunch of muffins to choose from where I could have a break yeah I'm off and broke my foot last year that was almost a year ago isn't that crazy isn't that fucked because it's after our birthday party I never thought I would recover and like honestly I've come fucking I've come so far you've come so far you're about to run 10k's but I've come quite far so so I was talking to the massage guy yeah because he like touched my thigh and I nearly hit the fucking roof. And he goes, he laughed. He laughed. And I was like, yeah, I haven't done much training. And I said, I was thinking, um, so every time I go for a run, it's like the first

run I've ever been on in my life. It's like I start again every time because there's so much time in between the runs. And then I said, um, I'm thinking of getting these new shoes that are like, apparently got a bit of foam or something. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You need the gear. And I was like, so if I get those and I get a massage and the guy goes, I reckon what you should do is, run more often. Cold as ice from the food court. Mm. And wouldn't that have been devastating if I couldn't smell the Chinese restaurant?

So you've gone, I think I need more shoes and he's gone, I think you need to just go and run somewhere. I think if you went for a small run every couple of days, you'd get better at it. And I went, can you? Hey, fuck you. Shut the fuck up. I've actually got a booking at Rebel Sport after this. I'm a paying customer. Fuck.

That's brutal. Yeah. And you know what? He's wrong. He is wrong. I think you need the new shoes. I'll go get them today when I'm at Schnitz. What size do you need, dog?

I'll get the one with pineapple. Or are you talking about the shoes? I'm in the shoes. Do you know what? Size 11, Nike's. Okay. Do you know borrow me hockey's? They're a great shoe.

Would it be a crazy time to start a new shoe brand two days before I 10K? I do think so. Have you got Nike running shoes? I don't really have, I just got runners. Yeah, but they're not the same. Martin, not all created equal. No. Because like runners is not the same.

I was going to say these are runners. I'm wearing Birkenstocks. I mean, you could run in them, but as someone with a broken foot, I would recommend it. Yeah, should I do it in Birx? That's crazy. I've got some Adidas, not Adidas, Asix ones, but they're like probably five years old and got a few holes in them. Aisix, Kayano gel kind of, that's what Charles has. No, he has Brooks.

I've got Brooks. So what was it? The Asics Cayano gel. Yeah. That's what you've got. Yeah. Yeah. But they're old and dirty.

Is that what you've been wearing? Oh, I've been changing it up, which probably hasn't helped. Oh, nah, I don't think you can be doing that. I's got to pick one and stick to it. Have you been wearing the orange Nike ones that you've got? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, I reckon I reckon stick with those.

Okay. And they're a great colour. We'll be able to see you coming. Yeah. And then I was chatting to Andy from the guide dogs and I said, um, I go, I'm going to, I say like, I'm going to, like, I'm 100% I know I'm going to finish. Yeah. But it's going to struggle and I'll probably stop and start a bunch and whatever.

And I said, but. if I did it too easily would it feel like less of and Charles is laughing because he was fucking there when this happened I go if I finished too easily yeah

would it kind of be less of an achievement absolutely not but I know what you're saying and he said I don't think we proactively need to work towards that well he's off the fucking Christmas card list isn't he Christmas in July list um

well he's not he actually was a big performer and yeah He was up to about four, so. He was there. Yeah. Yeah, okay. So that's where I'm at. I think that all juice tastes sweet, you know what I mean? Like, whether you finish it and it's easy or whether you finish and it's hard, like,

either way, you've worked really hard to get there and you're going to finish it and we're all very proud of you. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. And then I'm going to take what I assume is a huge trophy after I win to the massage guy and be like, how did you fucking like these apples? Yeah, and here's all the pairs of shoes I wore today. Every kilometre you like pop a different shoe on. Now, people of the type of community, Tony Lodge is getting married soon.

And I've got some logistical questions I would like to ask. Great. Because I invited you to Christmas in July. You then invited me to the ceremony part. The ceremony, yeah. Which is actually just for you and Torbs. Yeah, like we're eloping. Yeloping.

But you did invite me. I did. I remember. I was drunk. You have rescinded that invite. I did. Yeah. And just to be clear, I did not rescind the Christmas and July invitation.

So, but whatever. I'm meeting you after that. So I was just you and Torbs eloping. And then you've booked out like a room at a fun restaurant and a couple of us are going to go have a really nice sexy hot dinner. Yes. Yep. Have you, this is the one thing I remember from my wedding day that I just didn't think about in advance. Yep.

All of it. And it is all of the day. Because Bridget did it. Yeah. So we, similar, it was COVID, so we kind of just elope, but we were in this little apartment in the city. And then we were going to just like, get ready, walk down to this nice park and get married in the park. Yep. And what we, and that was like the plan.

We like, great. When we get to the park, we like, we knew the spot. Like, it would be like, yeah, near this tree and the apartment's just here and blah, blah, blah. But the thing I didn't really consider is that it's your wedding day the whole day. So when we like, when you're in a wedding dress, You know how we've talked about, this is maybe like one of the first, like seeing a bride in the wild.

It was one of my first hot takes as well, I think that it was like, if you see a bride, you need to say something. Yeah. It's thrilling. They're the celebrity of the day. So true.

So how are you getting from the ceremony to the dinner? I don't know. I'm like generally quite a stressed person. I like to be very organized. I think that, like I have not really thought about this day at all. Like I booked the dinner and I booked the ceremony and aside from that, it's just kind of like, okay, whatever happens is going to happen. I think that we're just going to order an Uber.

Yeah. Okay. So here's what I want to like. Imagine being an Uber driver and Tony Lodge in her wedding dress on her wedding day gets into the back of your Toyota Corolla. Make sure you give me five stars. Yeah. And he goes, much on today? Yeah.

Been driving long? Yeah. Or he goes, what are you doing today? And you're like, I'm getting married. I've got to shift at the Coles Deli. So then where's he driving you to? So, um,

from the ceremony to the hotel where stay? And then what are you going to do at that hotel? I've got to check in. So you're going to stand in the lobby, in the line at the hotel lobby. Yeah. With his suitcase. Yeah.

Someone else might have that. I got to figure out. In your wedding dress. Yeah. And they're going to go, do you have a credit card you can put down on file? Yeah. And you go, oh. In which pocket?

I don't have a, yeah. Oh, what am I going to do? Yeah. So it was these little things. Yeah. That we kind of, because we're like, oh, we'll just sneak in here for a dress. You can't sneak anywhere in a wedding dress. Yeah.

Because Bridget and I, we had a bit of time in between things. And we're like, oh, we'll just drop into this bar and grab a drink. Like, you can pop into a bar in a wedding dress. Yeah, but you're not really. But every, like, like. Oh my God, it's your wedding day. Yeah. Is this bar mean something to?

No, we just came in for a drink. We had 20 minutes to kill. Yeah. So I thought I'd just sneak in for a nogroni and Bridget wanted a beer. Yeah. And everyone's like, oh my God. And you're like, you can't do anything because you can't look a way. Like, Bridge went to the toilet in a bar and the waitress is like,

did you want me to come to hold the dress? Like, did you? Yeah. And so when you got, I haven't really thought it. Am I how are you getting from the hotel to the, restaurant? I think it's quite close. We'll probably just walk. In your wedding dress. Well, it's quite close, I think. What shoes he wearing? Just a little heel. So you in a heel and a dress are going to walk over the tram tracks on

Colin Street? Well, I guess so. You know history of ankles falling. So I guess my point is, it's the little bits you don't think about. You go, oh, because I'm in a wedding dress, it changes everything. It's amplified. Yeah. Yeah. Or you get a coffee in the morning and they go, much on today and you go, I'm getting married today. And they go, so did you want oat milk or almond? And because you kind of say it because I've asked, but I'm not saying it so that you'll like do anything for me. But you can't not.

Imagine if someone said to you, I'm getting married today. You'd be like, oh, fuck. That's amazing. Yeah. And you, like you, like you, if you worked at the cafe, you'd be like, oh my God. Pump this bitch up. She's getting married to that. That's crazy.

But if anybody says to me, what are you doing today and I go, I'm getting married and they go, oh, I'm going to go, well, no, it's fine. Yeah. I'm not really worried about it. Yeah. Because somebody, do you know what I said? Because Torbs and I are getting ready together. Yeah.

We're going to get an Uber from our house to the ceremony. Yeah. I was supposed to say the church. It's not a church. To the ceremony thing. And they're like, oh, so like, are you going to get separate Uber's? Like, is he not going to see you before the thing? I was like, oh.

No. No. Like he's seeing the dress and stuff. Like when I've tried it on, I send him a photo and whatever. How long is it going to, uh, ceremony going to take? Because the same Uber driver can he wait out the front? So I did. actually think that because I think you only get you know your 10 minutes and they fucking piff

you out yeah um but yeah and they were like oh do you how do you need someone to like come and help like zip you up and I was like oh tub will do it yeah because traditionally that's not you know but I was like no now you'll be there can you sit in a get in and out of the Uber in your dress I don't know I might need to test it I mean I don't have my dress to test it with though when do you get your dress I don't know I think I can pick I just pick it up the day before So I did say to Georgia, right? She goes, when do you want, do you want to, do you want this dress? Because Georgia Young is my dress and it's stunning.

I'm so excited to wear it. And she goes, oh, I've got a, I've got a free appointment two weeks before your wedding. Yeah. And I was like, oh, no, no, no, I don't really want to deal with it. Like, for that long. Can you keep it? And she goes, well, when do you want to come and get it? And I was like, do you have an appointment?

So you didn't take it with you last time and just put it in the cupboard? No. No, I don't have it. And then so she was like, I've got an appointment the day before. And I was like, yeah, yeah, I'll take that. And I was like, oh, and that's perfect because I was going to go for breakfast at this place around the corner. So I'll come get the dress that I'll go for breakfast. And she goes, Tony Louise Lodge, if you leave this dress in the car, I will kill you.

That's what I'm talking about. So apparently I'm not allowed to do that. So I won't be doing that. I have to do two trips. That's all right. But yeah, so I'll go get the dress on Friday. You got mad of that person who went to the pub with their grandparents' ashes. Oh yeah

That's better than just turning up to a breakfast With Hollandey sauce But I'm not holding the dress at the table I was gonna leave it in the car She said no No She said no No

So then I was just gonna get an Uber From our house to the ceremony But yeah I don't know if I'll be able to I don't know if I'll be able to sit down Do you need a high one? Charles can you come pick me up In your MG Yeah I can pick you

Oh I can organise you like a little limousine I don't know too no too much attention I don't want a limousine But you can get a car Could I what about like a Toyota high AC van. I could bring that Jeep around that I rented one. With a high fan, you can just step and stand in the back.

Well, that's what I'm thinking. Is sitting going to be a problem in the dress? I don't know. I haven't sat down in it. I go in there and I try it on. I go, that looks amazing and then I take it off. I haven't sat down in it. I don't know.

But if I get in it and it's too tight or whatever, then... You just lay across the back seat of an Uber? Yeah. Talks it's in the front. Or then at the dinner, I'll just get changed. Much on today, mate? Like before the dinner, I'll just get changed Yeah

I'll have something else I can wear Yeah Wear this Yeah Do you guys all look amazing I'm in my pyjamas I go sorry The dress doesn't need to time

I need to sit down Yeah so A few things to think about Charles can you just pick me out I can pick you up Yeah it's like the MG I don't know Yeah the MGs

Who's got the biggest car None of us We've all got little cars What about if we get Bridgett Skoda I don't think that's gonna because it's the height, isn't it? What's the, it's an SUV?

But it's like the same height as Torbs' car and I don't know that that would be that much different. Oh, okay. Maybe Charles will have to get a Toyota Cacadoo. What if, maybe Tim will have to come in the GWM tank. In the tank. Come get me in the tank. Tim, can you come and get me in the tank?

Just drop me off. You're not invited. Not invited in. Imagine your great grandkids going, oh, um, old Toddy. Tell me about your wedding. day and you go, well, I was in the GM tank. Yeah, not sponsored.

Yeah, I was in the back of Charles's GM, MG. MG. Not sponsored. Not sponsored. I was sitting in Mabel's car seat in the back of Bridgett Skoda. I played with the little magazine on the side, like a kid's car toy. We listened to Moana on the drive. Yeah.

I had some Doritos that were crushed into the seat or whatever. Yeah, okay, so there's a few things I should probably iron out. Well, I think it's also just being aware that any, anything you do, you're going to be the bride. Yeah. So there's no like, oh, and we just hopped into town. I don't like that. So that's a really good flag.

Yeah. Because I don't want that. Yeah. Yeah. So just, you know. Maybe we won't. Get married. Yeah.

Do you reckon? I could drive Torbs's car because that's a big car. Do you reckon? If you don't get married, can I still go to the restaurant and get fucking hammered? Because I'm so barred up for dinner, drinks, friends. Bridgett's bought a new dress. Yep. I will say she is ready.

Yeah, I know she's ready. No, dinner's still on. Okay, cool. And because Torbs and I, if we don't get married, we're not breaking up. We're just not going to get married. Do you know what I mean? And that's not on the carter.

Who thought getting a Toyota, Carolla, Uber would lead to this. Nah, I think we'd plan for everything. I reckon that the Uber's fine. Yeah. But you're right. I just know that the Uber driver is going to be like, What the fuck. There's a bride in here.

Yeah. Maybe get an Excel. Can you get business comfort? Would you catch the tram from the ceremony? No. Not now. Not now that you've warned me about the attention. I don't think I could.

Is it because you hate public transport? No, no, no. I would catch the tram, but not now that you're like, I'm going to get attention. That really, I don't like that. Because everyone on the tram be like, I don't like that. Do you reckon?

Yeah. Yeah, just come for a funeral. I've got a you love to see it here from Amelia Hunter. Why are you laughing? Because I said that I was going from a funeral. But like the opposite of a wedding is a funeral. Yeah, but like what am I going to wear to the funeral? And you're like, I've put this dress up on me worn once.

Oh yeah. Yeah, only worn one time in the back of an Uber. It's got a bit of a weird stain on it because I sat in the back of an Uber for a bit. I've got a love to see it here from Amelia Hunter, who is sending a good vibes message and a good. pump up for you before your run on Sunday. I wanted to send you love to see it that can hopefully encourage Ryan for his 10K coming up. My husband and I completed our first high rock's fitness competition recently.

High rock, I only just realized what that is. It's hard. Do you know that it stands for hybrid rock star though, which is a bit yucco, isn't it? Oh, I didn't know that. That is so embarrassing. That is so embarrassing. Like it's very hot and cool that everyone's fit, but don't call me a rock star. Not that I was ever going to run again after midday this Sunday,

but even if I was, I wouldn't do that just because that name is so embarrassing. Hybrid rock star. I know. Yeah, I'm not fucking, yeah, it's genuinely called that. Do you work from the office or at home? A bit of a hybrid. Oh, I'm a hybrid rock star.

I'm actually a high rocks worker. Hilarious. If you don't know what that is, says Amelia. Is that a fuel engine or electric? Like, no, my new Rav4 is a hybrid rock star. If you don't know what it is, it involves eight kilometers of running at one kilometer intervals. Then in between them, various weighted and cardio exercises.

So it's like a circuit, but you run for a K, you do a little thing. You run for a K, you do a little, like, it's crazy. And those little things aren't that little. Amelia said, yeah, so, yeah, that was not. It's very true. Thank you for saying that. Amelia says, I'm so proud of myself, as I've, always said I could never be a runner.

And while my runs weren't the fastest, I fucking did it. I also had metatarsal surgery, like similar to what I had, about 15 months ago. And to come back from that to be running 8 kilometers and lunging with 20 kilos on my back has felt like a massive achievement. Amelia says, can't wait to see Ryan smash it this weekend for the guide dogs. I hope he knows he has all the tapas behind him cheering him on. I do. Thank you very much. Appreciate it.

Amelia, amazing job at becoming a hybrid rock star. But also, thank you for the amazing pump-up for Ryan. Appreciate it. And thank you to everyone who has donated. It means a lot to us and it'll mean a lot to the guide dog, Victoria and the people that they help. De Poppies. Tapa, Andrea. Hi, Andrea.

Howling Noah. She started an at-home daycare. Oh, Slay. Slaycare. She quit her job. Sorry for saying Slaycare. That seems inappropriate. I think it's cool.

So she quit her She got to quit her job And now I get to stay home with my child And a few of his little mates And that pays my bill You know, all gets it done That's amazing Have you said the movie

Daddy Daycare with Eddie Murphy in it And Jeff Garland? I love that film No, but I feel like that's exactly what this is Yeah, it's really good We should watch it Should we That is the movie that we're watching

This week and we'll talk about next week Everybody watch Daddy Daycare It's a good movie It's really good It came out 2003 Okay, so it's been enough done Because we talked about on Monday The sister dies

We talked about Monday That we were like We'll pick a new movie It's Daddy Daycare Next week we will Riff about Daddy Daycare Hooking you through Looking you through

All right See you everyone on Sunday See you on Sunday I'm fucking so pumped Come with your signs Come with your friends Go get a coffee Come on a blanket

Do whatever you like Come on whatever you want Love you Love you boy Bye!