Toni and Ryan - The Worst Invention Of All Time

Episode Date: May 12, 2026

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I'm so fucking stupid. I can't with a fucking... And then you get there and you shake it like a fucking look. Hey, this is Aaron and Odin from Cranbourne, Australia. Hi, I'm Katie from Norwood, Canada. Hi, my name is Gemma from Bristol in England and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Dr. Author, bestselling Dr. Author, Tony Lodge.

Who's clicking? Welcome to... Tony and Ryan. I'm Ryan. Tony's wearing a Tony and Ryan hat. Which will be available for purchase at the Hens Party. As well as a one-night-only Tony's Hens Party tote bag next Tuesday. It's very soon.

Yep. This Friday night, we'll see you in Dublin. There are no tickets left. I'm sorry, Irish Tppers. Soz. So's about that. We are sorry. We wish that we could fit more people in.

Have I told you the behind the scenes of why we can't? The insurance. Yeah. Yeah, nah, you have, yeah. Sorry, insurance chat, a logistics chat. I've got some inside of business logistics chat coming up in a few minutes, but... Oh. I mean, whoa, whoa, stay tuned.

I know. Yeah, oh, I'll hook me too. Yeah, oh, I might have to head off, actually. Oh, it's going to go into work, but I better stay in the car and listen, because there's some insurance chat coming up. Some admin chat coming up for a business that I don't care about. Well, because I know, like, obviously we're on the road very shortly, very soon, and we're going to Dublin and it's going to be kind of cold.

But we're coming into our first season shift in Melbourne as well. Like it's kind of just gotten really cold. And I actually saw on the news that they were like, oh, it's this crazy Arctic shift that it's the first one of the season and like Melbourne's going to be hit really hard. And it's been really fucking cold. And it just came on like that. Literally one day, beautiful outside, the next day, fucked.

We swam in the pool and had the fire on that. afternoon. And it's just, actually, though, it's been so fast. And I didn't really think much of it, but it's the first,

um, winter we've come into since I broke my foot. Oh, oh, yeah. You can feel like, they fucking don't tell you that at the appointment, do they? Oh,

I'm in so much fucking pain. Yeah. Because, so I did some, I did some research. Are the steel rods cold? Well, yeah. So the titanium plate, for anybody that's new here,

I broke my, foot six months ago I had to have surgery I really fucked it up good broke it in two places I've I've got like a full rod down this edge of my foot and the titanium in the cold shrinks and seizes up and so my foot's really fucking stiff yeah and I honestly it fucking it hurts I just didn't even think about it and yes I was like fuck my foot's really sore right and I was like maybe I bumped it or something. And then I was like, it's the weather. And I'm now one of those people that I'm going to go,

it's going to get cold soon. I can feel it in my trick foot. Can feel it in me knees. Can feel it in me on foot. Would you like me to get your hot lavender bag, pop it in the microwave? That's sweet. Would you like me to?

Well, Torbs goes, oh, I just had a Google and you can get these out microwavable socks. Torbs, idiot. Any socks are microwavable with the right attitude. Well, that's very true. I think these ones were, you know. I mean, I get that. Like a fit for purpose.

No, I appreciate the sentiment. But he was like, oh, we actually should probably get you something to put on because fuck, I cannot believe it. I just didn't even think. When we're in Dublin, real fucking soon. Very soon. We are going to go swimming at 40 foot. At 40 foot.

And I believe Charles and I checked the water temp. It's currently 11 degrees. Yes. I think we share that on the show. So how is your little footsy going to go in there? Well, the weird thing is, is that I've been swimming. and like even one Yeah, but like in 11 degrees.

Well, Lily and I went swimming in the ocean on New Year's Day, right? And I reckon that was probably 11 or 12. Like, it was fucking cold. In the middle of summer in Australia. Oh, don't you reckon? Yeah. No, Lily's saying no. It was shaking her head.

It was cold, but it was not 11 degrees. Like it would have maybe got below 22. Oh. No, it was maybe like 16, 17. Okay. So I've gone on my way down. Yeah. And you didn't like that.

And it was pretty cold. But that didn't hurt my foot though. Oh, okay. Yep. Because I thought, I was like, fuck, but I've been swimming. I mean, not that cold, but so I have to see. I've been swimming in the pool at home this week, really cold to like get ready for 40 foot. Oh, okay.

Yeah, so I've got down to about 24, yeah. But it was on 26. That's a bath. That's too warm. I reckon if I can get it down to 18. Yeah. Nah, too cold. But I also, it's a different swim because you're just.

jump straight in and then you kind of dogy paddle out and you're like, I don't know if we talked about this on the show or just in the office, but there's that place in Antarctica where they like dip you in. Yeah, and then they pull you right out and then. But it's almost like you're hooked up. So they're almost like donkey like a teaback. Yeah.

I had that in mind for Ireland. That you teabag back me. Yeah. No, I assumed it was like the dunk a little dunk a little dunk. Yeah. And then I was like, no, that's Antarctica. Yeah.

So close though. So then how do we get out? So there's like you jump off and then there's a ramp. Like it's like a concrete ramp into the pool That you kind of like wobble out You just like waddle out I'm like yeah on your foot So yeah

That's a new This new feature of my body I didn't realize would keep Introducing itself to me And I've had the shock of my life Because I never had Like I don't have any rods or plates anywhere else My first time

And like It's really been a shock That fucking fine print I ain't get you every time Let's get you every time let's get those socks I gotta get the fucking hot socks let's get Charles even right now

just only in a sneaker I can feel it where can we put a microwave is there a microwave that's powered by USBC cable so we can have one in the car because if we drive to 40 foot and go oh put it in the microwave well we don't have a fucking microwave

when we're down to the coast oh my god's so true I was about to say I can put it in my bra but I'll be wet so wet and then you'll go for a swim I'm really excited about swimming at 40 foot though

even the water temperature that can't put me off. I'm going to, that's amazing. Are you also prepared to be amazed? Yeah, always. Because I've got some business news. Oh, yeah, tell me the business news. About us and about the Daily Oz.

Oh, the news outlet. The news outlet. Yeah. They've got a new business model. And I think we're fucking in. You reckon? Yeah. You reckon there's room for us?

So in. But what about the fact that we're a news free brain break? Does that come into it? More than you would imagine. Amazing. So the daily. That's why we're good partners. Look,

that's right. The Daily Oz is like really great news. It started as an Instagram page. It's like, tell me the news. Give me the facts. Don't give me the bullshit. Talk to me like the person I am,

not like the corporate 70-year-old newspaper, newspaper rated that the old media people fucking, you know, so because they- Remember when you used to have to check the newspaper for like the cinema times? Like, and there would be just like a pageant. It would be like,

yeah, hoit's a carousel, hoits at fucking whatever and it had all the times in there. I'll do you one better. When you had to call them, yeah. And they'd be like, Would you like to see the new film? Press 6 for times. Ant man.

3pm, 7pm, 9.30pm. Yeah. That's crazy. That was actually my first radio job. Did you actually do that? No. We were on the radio the other day. We were.

Yeah. Power FM Murray Bridge, South Australia, bitches. And they go to the layer check as well, which is good. A few notes. That was nice. Yeah. morning newsletter brief. Oh, cool.

And saying like, here's what you missed overnight, whatever. Yeah, like a lot of news outlets. But they also survey their read, like, what do you think of this policy? Do you agree with the minister here? Do you do blah, blah, blah. That's interesting. Because it's kind of like a, it's, and so. You get to have your interaction.

Yeah, but it's also like a vibe check of the community. And then they've realized that they can, and they've just announced, we're going to be selling the information from these surveys. to corporations as a revenue stream because they're getting all this intel about how young people think. Sure. And so Lily goes,

this is interesting, selling survey data to big corporations. Could we do something similar? And I said, well, what was the last thing we surveyed Tarpers about? Which day of the week would you most likely be fingered by Tony Lodge?

Now, is there a market? I'm just going to say that I'm so glad the turn that that took. I was like, hey, you know how I just said we're really good partners? It's not working out. Hey, no. So let's not tell anyone's data to anyone. Name a corporation that you think might be interested in knowing.

Tony Lodge, proprietary limit. Because I need one person every day. I'm looking for hot singles in my area. Literally the text messages between Lil and I going, what data have we captured? Well, we've got most day likely to be fingered. Yeah. And this is important stuff.

No one's asking questions like us. Yeah, and so. No one's making assumptions like me. Yeah, could be a new arm. Could not be. That's fine. And you know what? Thanks for waiting in the car to hear that update,

that business update. What is the data telling us? Well, we did survey on. because we were debating what was the day you're most likely to have sex. Yeah. And do you remember what I said? I think we were both off Mondays. You were definitely off Thursday because you're like, oh, it's almost the weekend,

we can wait. Yeah. Like it's been a long week. Don't fucking touch me. Yeah, fair. And then you said, no, Thursday's basically the weekend now. I feel like when you've kind of got that like the weekend vibes are here, I could slide one through. You know?

Yeah. But the footies off and on. The Thursday footy gets you sometimes, doesn't it? Like, you've got something to do. Oh. What do I? Yeah. I would dull, but the hawks are on, so.

Well, and that's fine. Suck me off later. All good. I was about to say doing it during, but no, you want to concentrate on one or the other. Yeah. Like the other would distract from the other. Yeah. Both great.

Together. Both great, but just need their own time. Overstimulating. Charles agrees. Charles like, hmm. Should I touch you there? I go, bowl! Oh, on the balls.

Yeah, okay. No. The wizards just tackled something. You're my wizard sleeve. The let... Pussy. Isn't the term wizard slave just really fucking... Just really...

Okay, do you want to know what's more upsetting? Just really upset, just. And no one could have planned it. Like, no one on planet Earth could have planned where this was going. Tony has a sleeve of a wizard. I'm wearing... like a bell sleeve top and if I go right down the barrel of the camera there you can see right into my wizard sleeve right down our wizard sleeve there so again you couldn't have planned that

but there it is can I just say something absolutely wonderful it's a little bit gross but I've just got to share it Danielle has opened a box of cheese and bacon shapes haven't we all got the taste for those and I've got the taste in my mouth and it's fucking nice I had just the two shapes and I've gone, oh, give me 46 million more of those, thank you. I've had, so she goes, take a handful, and I, like, you know, I fingered the box for a while, ended up with three, and I've gone, well, yeah, get me my own box. Yeah. Like, and then some shapes.

But. So Danielle came over. I've chucked a few fingers in there. Yeah. So I fingered her, and then I grabbed some crackers out of her box. Sorry, Danny, I know that your dad listens. We're talking. Anyway, um, so, um, I just have, like,

like this really beautiful, buttery, savory taste in my mouth. Did you want some shapes as well? And I just, it's a little bit like when you don't appreciate an unblocked nose and then you get a blocked nose and you go, my God, I took that for granted all that time. I just want to really savour the beautiful taste of my mouth right now. If I have taken one bite of a golden gay time. Yeah, they're one for you. You like a golden gay time.

And I have not completed the golden gay time. Thus, I am mid-gold and gay time. Mid-gay, yep. There is nothing you can say, do suggest that will have any influence or impact on me as a person. Because I am so not listening. I am so not concentrating. I am not absorbing new information. You know when we got a colonoscopy business and they said, don't make a big decision in the next 24 hours?

Don't present me with new data mid-gay time. Yeah. No, that's good. tell for people if they ever see you on the street in the gay time. Well, we're about to hit the streets and you know. Just wait a minute until I'm done. Is it golden gay time only Ozzy though? Can you get them?

We'll take a few boxes. Take some with us. Do you know when the Australian cricket team went to India for a tour? Shane Warren wasn't doing well on the Indian food. So he imported a crate of baked beans. What? Can you Google Charles? Shane worn baked beans India.

I reckon he probably should. could have figured that out. Hey, Charles, I'm just giving you a pretty specific story. And then go like image search. Because I'm pretty sure they like, it wasn't just like, oh, I chucked a couple of cans and it's like, this is what I'm eating for the next three months. There's no images of it. Pre-camera.

Yeah, it was 1998. And he got approximately three tons of Heinzbake bean and spaghetti shipped him. Three tons. Three tons. I mean, there's no way he ate all that. They're there for three months. Oh, is it? Oh, fuck, okay.

Oh, shit, mate. A ton of months. Yeah. Oh, well, that's out of all. Oh, that makes sense. All of a sudden, it's all good. The day you are least likely to have sex in the type of community. With just 4% of load shot on a Monday.

That's fair. Yep. The second least, Thursday, 5%. Tuesday, 6%. Wednesday, 7%. So it's still pretty low numbers. All midweek, real low. People aren't doing it during the week anymore.

Busy. Compared to the last time we took this survey. Oh, I think I'm compared to like when you're 22, you're just throwing it in at any time. Every day's a weekend when you're in your early 20s. And you just, you can't get your hands off each other. You're so fucking horny and your chemicals are just like, let's fucking do it. If you're in a relationship, you're fucking all the time.

Yeah. Yeah. Because I guess at the time when, like, if someone goes, oh, you don't really do that during the week, you'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about? I. Or you're not going to want to do that on a weekday. Well, yeah. Then what am I doing? Oh, you just kind of go to work and you come home and have a snit until and go to bed.

You know? I mean, that sounds great. That's actually just described my perfect day. But back in the day, yeah, you'd be like, I can't imagine a time. Like, I remember, like, you know, on a movie or whatever, seeing something that was like, like, like, oh, and, you know, we've lost the lust for each other and we just go to bed and you know, and I'm like, imagine sleeping over at someone's house and not inserting them. Yeah.

Like, I remember being like, whoa, like, that's never going to happen to me. I did not have sex yesterday and I did have a snitle and it was a great day. I did have sex yesterday. Did you? Tony Lodge. I did, yeah. On a Tuesday. Yeah, I did.

One of the six percent. I know, low. You are the 6%. I'm not a normal day for us. What happened? Was everything not wrong? Was everything not wrong? Like it's what's going to skew there?

I don't know. Well, we, yeah, I don't know. Morning? No, last night. What? Tobs gets home. What time did you get home late? Usually?

Why were you still up so late? I remember he got. What was I still up? Why was he still up? What time did he get home? What's going on? Maybe like 745 he got home. And then both of us were really hankering.

Like, um, for each other. Well, because it's been, because it has been cold, like I was saying, we ordered a little Japanese curry and like a catsoo. And both of, and we're just sitting on the couch like all rugged up and we'd eat now like warm, our tummies were all full. And you got a bit cuddly. Yeah. And then we just, and we hoped, I had a shower and I hopped into bed and then, yeah.

Post curry. Yes, I know. Everything was pointing to like that, not being the outcome. Don't say pointing. there was an outcome. Sorry, it's as if a Grinch has been here this week. Yeah, that old Grinch. Here I am getting Grinch hairs off.

I met the Grinch yesterday and then I was like, ooh, let me out of it. But actually? No, it wasn't anything to do with the Grinch. Oh, okay. It wasn't Grinch for like, oh, it's just a great day for big, scary, hairy monsters. Yeah, sorry. So maybe thrown off my own data, in fact, but. Rebecca Wilson Shaw.

Uh, RWS, as they call it. Oh, yeah. So many people had a lot to say about you being called Rebecca last week. Oh, really? Yeah, they're like, it suits you, go, Slay bitch, you're such a Rebecca. Get it Becky. What? Yeah.

And they said, well, she's got great hair. It makes sense. Shut the fucking front flaps. RWS said, maybe you should start that new business because whoever named it Hump Day did not have access to this data. Because it's not likely. but I mean, look at us. Now we've got all this data.

We could sell it to anyone. Here we get going. Friday is the third most likely. 17% are getting it done on a Friday. I mean, even if I mean, I get it because maybe you've gone out for a beer or something and you're like, yeah, okay. I also think knowing you don't have something on tomorrow just to ease the, you're not like. I've got to get to bed or. Oh, but not even like I got it, but you just like your body is in relaxation because you don't have this pressure of I've got something on tomorrow.

I can play or even if you do, you're not like laying out an outfit for work or making breakfast, like doing whatever you can, you know, I reckon I sleep way better on a Friday night not knowing that like whatever I'm doing tomorrow. No alarm. Yeah. It's not like. Saturday. Sorry. The second most likely day to get laid. Yep.

Is Sunday at 22% which leaves the most likely day. to have sex, 39% of the vote is Saturday. 39% What would be your most likely day? Probably a Saturday. Do you reckon?

Saturday morning. Saturday morning? Yep. Oh, that's interesting. Don't call me. Don't call me. That's interesting. Saturday morning.

Yep. But before swimming lessons and stuff. Yeah, you're waking up early. Are you setting up early? Are you setting a day? an alarm to like wake up before Mabel. We're not, but that's like a good idea. Like, because I'm not a parent, right?

So I don't know what it's, I, like, Torbs and I've lived the whole time we've been together pretty much. We had a roommate for a while, but like, so I've never had to think about someone else's schedule or being like, we've got to do that before. Was the roommate John McCatt at that apartment? No. Torbs and I lived with his best mate, Adam. That's right.

Who's come and stayed with us a few times. Oh, has he? Yeah. just in the same bed, it's all good. But yeah, like, are you setting an alarm to be like, oh, well, she'll probably wake up at seven or whatever? I'm going to try it. I think that's not.

I mean, it's nice to, like, carve the time out. I think that's really romantic. The kid sleeping in is a huge factor. Oh, so if you wake up and she hasn't stirred yet, and you kind of like, I reckon we've got time here. Oh, often you'll wake up and it's then being like, ah, and you're like, I guess the day's begun. Yeah.

Because what if you set the alarm, right? The sex alarm. Bip-da-bib, time to wake up and fuck. What if that woke Mabel up? And then you're like, fuck, I wonder how long she would have slept if she didn't wake up to like our sex alarm. Even the term sex alarm. Yeah, upsetting. I would say I would like to take it back.

Would you? Okay, here's an alarm to wake you up and then you set the countdown timer because you've only got so long. What's the countdown? on time. To fit before the kids get, so you go, we don't have all day, sweetheart.

Yep. So. Fucking get amongst it. How long would you put on the timer? Because the longer you go, the more risk that you're not going to, you know, finish up before the kid wanders in.

Yeah. Or maybe only one of you finishes up. Yeah. And the other one is like, fuck. How much time on the timer? I mean, if I'm jerking off,

45 seconds. But I'd say 10 minutes. I was going to say 12. Yeah. I reckon 10 minutes, like you could get away in that time. Yeah. I could probably get too away. That's impressive.

Yeah, thanks so much. Now, let me tell you about the TARP community. And I'm about to read some... Thank you for your data, by the way. It's very expensive now. You can subscribe and get a monthly. You can download the results for $12.99. Two TARPers, Lara and Ashley.

Hi, Lara. Hi, Ashley. So they were commenting in the thread about the date. of the week because there's a lot of good chat there. And these two don't know each other. And just listen to how safe people feel in the type community to share their stories. I think we just talked about your sex alarm. Lara.

On this thread? On this thread. On this thread. On the sex facts thread. I'm terminally single. It's been so long. I wouldn't even know where to start. And then Ash replied and goes, oh, hey, totally feel your girlfriend.

Not like I'm feeling your girlfriend. Like I feel you. Like I feel you. Comma. Girlfriend. As a single soloist, generally it's any morning that I can sleep in and the vibrator is fully charged.

It's like, that's what Ashley said. Lara responds. I ran out of battery and my electricity bill was getting ridiculous. Ha ha. Cozy lips. Like you're charging it up so much. Yeah.

The bills are coming in high and you're like, well, how many can I get away? this month. Get a solar powered one. Just chuck it outside. And then... Does that exist? That's a really good idea.

Just lay them on the lawn. Get fucked by the sun. Whoa. Someone's son. Hey-oh. I did. Ashley said, I hate it when I turn the vibrator on and it says that it's getting low on battery.

It becomes a race of what will finish first. Me or the vibrator? I mean. Can I remind everyone, these people don't know each other. And it's a very public forum, just like this podcast. Solar powered vibrator. Oh my God, women can do anything. Was it this week when we said all our ideas have already been invented?

If it's, no, if it's already been invented, it's a good idea. Yeah. Because it was so good, somebody else thought of it and already made it. Good on them. I love that. Yeah. If you would like to purchase this data. Or if you would like to purchase the new Tony and Ryan Vibrator, never goes flat.

Always there for you. Hey, this is Erin and Odin from Cranbourne, Australia. Hi, I'm Katie from Norwood, Canada. Hi, my name is Gemma from Bristol in England and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion typers over at our Patreon. Katie Clinton, good on you, Katie. We absolutely love to see it. See Sue.

Sarah Newfeld. Thank you, Sarah. Michael Carnes. I am Michael Carnes. They're trying to kill the bloody king. Yesterday we had the Grinch in here and now we've got Michael Cohn. Is Michael Cain in the Grinch? No.

That's a surprise. Is Michael Cain going to my hands party? I've invited. No, I've said too much. Would you like him to come to the hands party? Because I've got a direct line. Have you? Yeah, I'd love for him to come.

Great. And also attend. Baby Z, good on your baby Z. Beatrice Martinez. Fancy's name I've ever fucking heard. Taylor Johnson. Thanks, Taylor. Chloe Sale, Joel Townsend, Donna Prenderville, Carly Jones.

And a very big shout out to, because at the moment in our Patreon, if you're a champion Tapper, you can enter to come and join us at our podcast away treat. We're taking eight tarpers and their plus ones to Fiji with us at the end of the year. Fuck, yeah. And we have just been in touch with our fifth winner for round five. Nikki from Dubbo, congratulations, Nikki. Nikki from Dubbo. Everyone was excited when we told them.

Yeah. Nikki nearly fucking combusted. It was so great. And we were on FaceTime as well, so we could like. If only someone forgot to hit record. It's okay. It's okay. Sorry.

It's all right. Although it's probably to be fair because she was getting her nails done and we ended up chatting and yelling at the nail tech for a while. This is probably for the best that you didn't need to say all that. But Nikki from Dubbo, we can't fucking wait to meet you. We can't wait to have you with all of our other winners that are coming. And her husband, I believe, is coming as well. Not the nail tech.

I hope that both of them come. Hey, oh. Sorry, this high is making it crazy. But so round six is open now. And the question for round six. So you just have to answer the question in 25 words or less. You let us know we'll pick the best one for the winner. What's one non-negotiable?

item you'd pack for podcast away and why. Grinch outfit. The Hens Night Grinch. Fiji Grinch. Podcast Away Grinch. Could you imagine? This is my worst nightmare. Trying to swim in the ocean in the Grinch outfit.

It would weigh you down. It would weigh you down. It would be fluffy. It would be so uncomfortable. Yeah, nah. You'd find the fucking heart of the ocean jewel. I reckon it would take you that far down. So if you want to join the Patreon.

Yep. And have a shot at coming with us on our trip to Fiji for podcast rate. We would absolutely love to see you. All the teas and seeds are available. So you can read that and see the dates that were travelling before you join. Yep. All above board. Around Thanksgiving week for those playing along at home.

Charles will be there, if that's Swazier. I'll be there with a singlet. Ryan will be wearing a singlet. And he'll rub the sunscreen in for you. That was a promise as well. I did promise that. Yeah. Speaking of Charles being in a...

Let me show you what he DM me. Who we love very much. Let me show you what he tagged me. in the other day. No, I DM'd you and then you commented. No, that was a different one. This is what a boys chat going on? Top left, most recent.

Click on that volume up. Top left. Send this to your friend from work who's older than you. You know the one. Hello, my golden oldie. How's your back doing? These office chairs are awful for your back, aren't they? What was like work before computers?

All this new technology. speaking of which, genuinely help with your laptop because I know sometimes it can... He does help with your laptop a lot. That's the bit that got me. Goodness me, you're so wise and what a pleasure it is to work with someone with as many years experience as you.

Send this to someone who's so old that you work with. Yeah, I mean... Thanks, Charles. There's no mistaking what he was trying to get at there. I was like, this is bullshit. And then it's like, it helps you with your lap. top and I was like, oh, he's got me there. Yeah, he does do that.

He's really got me there. He does do. Next Tuesday night is Tony's Hens party in London. It's going to be awesome. Can't wait to see everyone. Michael Kane included. Michael Jordan. All the Michaels.

We booked a massive theatre. So there are some seats left, but I would not wait too long. Few reasons people have said through why they're not coming. Oh. Just thought Dr. Author Tony Lodge might be able to just, you know, dispel some rumors. Yeah, okay. So you're looking for a resolution?

No, just given the resolution. Yeah. Out of office 96, I have no one to go with. Come alone, make friends there. 1,800 friends you'll make on the night. Oh my God. And then us as well, 1,8002. And Charles, three.

I wish I could go, but it's the same night as my hand's night, says Leah Walters. Cancel it. Bring everyone! Bring them. Bring the hens party. Bring everybody. We're just a stop on the way. Yeah.

What's a quick comedy show between friends? So true. What are you going to do? You get to our show at six, probably starts at seven. You stay there for an hour, hour and a half, then you go off and get fucked and Charles will come. Yeah. And he'll come with you as well on the hens party. Charles could run your silent disco.

He could. Couldn't you, Charles? If Leah Walters brings the hens party. Yep. Charles and I will go out with Leah Walters and the Hens party after. That's a good fucking deal. Yeah. Do you the other day I wanted to go out after the Hens party?

Yeah, and that's where we're going. Wait, can I come? Oh, yeah. I just didn't want to assume that you'd want to party. Party. Would you like to come to Leah Walthus' Hens party? Why want to come? Okay.

Just if I don't drink alcohol, I can still come and have fun. Yep. Actually, no. In correct. Leia's just called me and she said no. Daniel Samson said I'll consider it if you leave Charles at home What?

Well then Daniel Samson, you're invited Yeah And stay home Charles will be with layout So don't worry about it Megan Button said I want to come so badly But I just live slash work

A little bit too far away To make it there And back in time for work the next day Move Quit your job, move Charles will drive you Katie Ann Carboney said Said I don't live in England

Move that How hard is it? That England, they'll take anyone Well, everyone's leaving England apparently Oh, is it? I don't know Oh, you don't live in England Oh, neither do I

And I'm making it Yeah, I didn't even think of that Yeah, we don't live there Dakota Harriman Hey, I'll get there in my own time I don't know. Oh, good. Damn it.

I'm due to have a baby that day. Oh, cook it a bit longer. She can stay in. Would it be? I don't know how babies work. Is that how it works? If we just said, hey, we know that you do.

Sometimes it's late, blah, blah, blah, whatever. So imagine staying home and then the baby isn't born. You know what a waste. Yes. I'm prepared to say that. It's like waiting for the post. If you risk it to get to the biscuit. But if you happen to go into labor there, I'm a doctor.

I'm fine with it. It's a risk. Bonnie is a midwife. My cousin Bonnie. Bonnie literally can actually birth it. My cousin Bonnie will be there. She's a midwife. Sorry, my cousin Bonnie just sounds like a funny version of the film.

My cousin Vinny. Like a different version. Well, like my fair lady. And then my cousin Bonnie. Mine's a bit closer. Sure. So Dakota Harriman, we're providing. a midwife. Like we're actually all set. I'm not being funny and this sounds like a huge

sweeping statement. Tell me a better place to have a baby. Point to me on the map, a better place to go into Labor. What you got me? This is me not being able to find a spot to point on the map. I got it. I loved it. That's very fun. I actually, I would, I think you would struggle to find a better place to go into Labor in London on that night. I'm just saying. Or tell me otherwise. You know? I'm happy to hear it. I'm happy to hear it, but I don't think it exists. Any other fucking reasons?

I think that we've offered some very good constructive criticism and that if anybody now wants to make changes, like bring their whole hands party or have a baby with Bonnie and I, Dr. Bonnie and Dr. Tony Lodge, we can birth that baby. Bonnie's actually trained. Yeah.

That's not a read on you? No, no, no, no. But I'm just saying that she's actually trained. We're adding legitimacy to why you should. calm. Yeah. Torbs will be there. He's great in an emergency.

He is. Like, he stay very calm. If Torbs could definitely deliver a baby A. How come? I just reckon he could. He's got, he'll be the calm one. Because you know, like, have you ever seen those Instagram reels where like, um, the husband is driving and the wife is in the back seat, like, very much in labor.

And she's like, we need to, like, you're going to have to pull over or whatever. and the paramedics talk them over the phone, say like, have you seen this? What does this look like and whatever? And the men are just like some of them are really calm. Not all men. No, no, but like some of them are fucking chaotic and it's not good. I reckon Toob's could do that.

So if anybody does, you know, I think he'd be available. Big hands. I want to ask you a question. Okay. Question. If Torbs wasn't available, would you trust me to deliver a. baby.

No. Let me pitch. Sorry. Okay. Yeah, I'll hear it. When I played cricket, I was, when you pitched. No, I'll. Let me pitch.

I get it. That's baseball, but that's fun. Oh, fuck. What's cricket? Bowler. Yeah. When I played cricket, I was a wicket keeper, which is catching. I'm good at catching.

I'm a good, you know I'm a good catch. Hey. But you know I can catch. I don't think I would let you deliver my baby. I don't know why. I just don't get good vibes. I just think you get distracted. Like you do get distracted sometimes.

I get excited by other things. You do get excited. Which can be distracting, but the word is excitement. But what would be more exciting than bringing a beautiful child into this world? Probably lots. If I left my phone out of the room, that would help me stay concentrated. That's true. Yeah.

Yep. Yeah. I slept with my phone not in the bedroom the other night. Oh. Amazing. Are you a new fucking woman? Yeah, well, I didn't do it again, but it was so good. Just the once.

Was it by accident? Is that why? Or you were like, no, I'm leaving it out? It wasn't charged. Because I think that's a good, like, question. Yeah, it wasn't charged, and I didn't have a charger in my room. So I plugged it in in the kitchen and just went, uh. Yep.

And just went to bed and then woke up and was like, oh. Yeah. So how did you feel like you fell asleep? Because you normally, you're a scrolling bed. It was more in the morning. Because I'd wake up and I'd check the time. and I'd go, oh, I wonder if today's episode went out. And then, oh, I'll see on Instagram.

And then, you know, you just on your, whereas I just kind of woke up, looked, and then just like rolled over and kept sleeping. Oh, yeah, that's good. So giving. I'm sleeping with my phone on Do Not Disturb, which I've never done because I worry that in an emergency, someone couldn't get me.

No one needs me. Like if I called you and said, emergency, I need to deliver your baby. Yes. And I'd go, oh, no, I think it's okay. So just by the, despite the fact we're best friends. Mm.

No. I don't know. I think also... You know, I'm good in a crisis. Remember when the fucking Frank Green thing went up and you tried to blow me because I was so calm with the website fuck up? Oh, that was unbelievable actually. And I just handled that shit? Yeah.

When the chips are down, I can handle shit. Yeah. I don't know. I think like in a, in a real pinch, like. There's no one else around. Okay. Hypothetically, you go into Labor and there's 1,800 tarpers in a theatre, including me. And Bonnie.

Yeah, so if Bonnie's like... And Torbs. So if Bonnie and Torbs are one and two. Yeah. And there's 1,800 people. There's got to be another doctor in the crowd. Where would... There's got to be another doctor.

If you were to say a number between 3 and 1,800, where would you guess I would land? 10. I'll fucking take that. Thank you very much. I reckon because I'm accounting for what, maybe six or seven doctors or nurses. Yeah, totally fine. Sorry, Charles. I'm going to have to fucking stop you right there.

You're 11 now. But like, so I would take, I would take. You're busy being born. I would take a professional first. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah. But you would be up there for a non-professional. Thank.

That's all I really wanted to hear. Because I think I would rather closeness and comfort over, like knowing the person. And I do know you. If they go, this, this thing, I just really like that. Let's just like, you know. Yeah. Like, I know what you need right now. Yeah.

This and. I think that would be okay. Yeah, okay. 10. Okay. 10's okay. 10's great. I thought you were going to say over 1,500.

No, no, no, no. Because I don't think there'll be that many doctors and nurses there. Okay. But you just wouldn't like, chance it with a stranger versus this guy I know who sucks. You know what I mean? You're like, I would just take my odds that whoever I randomly plucked from the theater would still do a bit. better job than you.

It's not about you doing a bad job. I think you'd throw me off. Like, because I've got to concentrate, don't I? No. Yeah, you've got to,

like, really, like, get into your body. Maybe it doesn't matter who it is because you're so, like, concentrating on... I reckon there'd be bad ones.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. There definitely would be. You wouldn't be a bad one. Okay. I'd pick you over a bad doctor with, like, zero bedside manner or whatever.

Because that would make me upset. That would make me anxious. if I had a doctor who couldn't speak to, you know what I mean? We're going to edit out the answer. But we're both going to think of someone that we both know who would be the last person we would want to deliver a... Can you just don't breathe in case it pops out? Just need to write on LinkedIn real quick.

What delivering a baby has taught me about B2B marketing? Delete the name, but nothing else. But the baby's going to be over the question because my answer was so far. Who's yours? Tell me yours. Now that I've said that. No, it was more like who would we both think.

Oh. Let's try to. Did you have anyone in mind? Yeah. Like look at me in the eye and it, it's not about who we would like both. It's about us both getting the right answer. The same answer as each other. Yep.

Yep. Three, two, one. Oh. Both terrible. Oh, geez. Different, very different reasons for that. Different ways. Yeah.

because I've got the, I've got the newest stethoscope. And I go, I'm crowning. Yeah. And he goes, oh, no, the new stethoscope would be great. Let me just go get the charger from the car and I'll be back in seven hours. I don't know how much of that got cut and didn't get cut, but now it's time for hot take Tony. But here we are. I mean, I don't think I can think of a hot take than what we just said that no one heard.

Okay, so I've got my hot take Tony crown on. my Tony and Ryan merch, which is very cool. I think that's, I think it looks good. Do we have the crown as part of the merch? Well, Charles has already said, can we please not forget to take the crown with us? Should I throw this into the crowd in London? Someone can have it. Then what are you going to do?

No, no. Just move on. Okay. Last week I said, are we nearing the end of hot take Tony? And this week you're like, just throw it into the crowd and move on. No, I think it was because you said, have you done? done this hot take back because you're running low and i needed you to know that no i i'd purposely thought it through and thought it would be funny in good content and i think it was i think as a

collector's item someone would be so chaff to have that they can have it i know that we've planned the hens party um and it doesn't have this but should there be a hot take on the night i don't know what the take would be but just like to take the stick and the head like is it just are we missing a trick here maybe It's a lot to take. Is the hot, as in like... Well, we wouldn't take the stick. Oh, well, if you're not taking the stick.

The sticks seem better days. I'll be very honest. Yeah, then we can take it there and fuck it off. Oh, and leave it in there. B&B by accident. No, it'll be part of the... Someone will take it home with them. Oh, someone has this.

You can sign the stick. Oh, yeah, I'll sign this. Anyway, um, sorry, logistics shut. Um, I've got a hot take and I think you'll be right there with me, and I really need your support here. Okay. My hot take is that umbrellas. for fucking idiots.

You've been scorched, motherfucker. They are so stupid. Are they made for fuckheads or is it just a coincidence that the only people used the number of fuckheads? Marketing it to dickheads. I think umbrellas are so fucking stupid. And there is nothing that an umbrella can do that a rain jacket, that a rain jacket can't do way better.

I have been pro jacket anti-umbralla, always. People walking to school with an umbrella. Fuck off. Oh my, you just look like the biggest knob. Yeah. I can't. I can't with a fucking umbrella. And then you get there and you shake it like a fucking look.

Or do you know what's worse? Okay. Let me paint this fucking word, fucking salad picture for you, right? You walk into a building, many floors. Yeah. Many floors. Many floors. You go to get into the lift.

What's wrong with it? F-L-I-W-S. That's very funny. Many floors, FL O-O-R-S. Yep. You walk into the lift. Some fucking cockhead walks into the lift and they've got a umbrella with them. And they've got the front door,

but not quite well enough because it takes 48 hours for an umbrella to dry out all the way off. And they've brought it down, but haven't done the swoop. They haven't done the swoop around. So it's kind of doing it. this. It's doing this around the umbrella stem. It's doing this, okay? The material of the umbrella touches your leg like a wet ghost. It's like being touched by a shower curtain. A wet plastic bag. It clings to you like you're in the morgue. And I don't like that. Take your fucking wet material on a fucking stick and fuck off.

I'd rather you'd walked in from the ocean fully dressed. You're that wet without an umbrella. I'd rather a barnacle was attached to you than you touch me with your fucking wet broler, you fucking spoon. I hate umbrellas. I think they're so stupid. They're also incredibly unreliable. Oh, here's a thing designed for bad weather.

Asterisk doesn't work in bad weather. Here's a thing designed for bad weather. Oh, unless there's a bit of wind in which situation it will turn inside out and poke someone in the eye. Then you try and get on the tram and it's fucking, looks like this, like a fucking spider on rollerblades, splayed apart. They are so stupid. And the people that buy them are even stupider than the people that invented them. I'm so sorry, but I'm actually not.

I think that you're a fucking idiot if you use an umbrella. They are stupid. They're stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid. it. I imagine. And the wet area that gets created at the front lobby of a building where people have all put their umbrellas there. What a hazard. Huge hazard.

Someone who's recently broken a foot. I mean, we're really playing fire. If you did that on the dry, imagine how you would have gone on the wet. Oh, my God. Watch out on the foot. The most disturbing thing ever is someone getting back to their. car shaking off the umbrella and putting the wet, slimy fabric into the boot of their car. Into the boot of their car.

And then what the water just sits there for three business days? Fuck no. Like, what do you do? Like, the admin of an umbrella is crazy. Yeah. It would be easier. Insert anything else. You didn't even, you couldn't find an example because too many flooded to your mind.

Do you know what's worse than using an umbrella in the rain? Carrying it in the. fucking dry. You look like an absolute cockhead. Oh, just in case it rains. Like it's fucking water,

Mary. Grow up. You literally drink it. You're drinking it. But you can't go on your head? What's so good about your head? What do you make of fairy floss? Better put some material over my head

so it doesn't get wet so I can get home and get in the shower. Shub it up your ass and fucking eat my tits. I have fucking had it. to motherfucking here, which is where an brother goes to. I think you look like a cockadoodle do. I just think they are so unnecessary.

The noise I made before was really, I didn't plan that. I don't know what that was. No, it was, you're like, I need to cough, and instead of coughing and then showing my outrage, I'm going to bring it into the character. I made a mad cough, a single mad cough.

You are a mad cough, and I've always said that. I tell you, one of my favorite viral trends or viral videos, it's like a guy doing, and I've seen 20 different people do it. Yeah. It's like a reaction video where in a Rolls-Royce or a Bentley, there's like the Rolls-Royce or Bentley branded umbrella, and it's like on a special spot in the door.

Yeah. And so they react to it and go, they're there. And they kind of get up and walk like to the garage. Because I'll check my Rolls-Royce. And then they keep walking. And then the video and they kind of like go, Oh, you're still watching me?

I don't have a Bentley. That's funny. That is funny. That's funny. But I would actually pay less money for a Rolls Royce that had an umbrella in it. That's the reason I don't have one because I go take your umbrella. Is that the reason you don't have a Rolls Royce? Because they have umbrellas.

Yep. One of them. One of the reasons. Should we call a Rolls-Royce dealership now? No. We're not calling anyone. Excuse me, mate. You don't have umbrellas built in, do you?

And they go, yeah. Yeah, no thanks. My car, because they give you all this merch. Did it? Yeah. Came with an umbrella. Take it back to Aldi. And I went, you know what?

Maybe this is a good thing to have. Maybe it is. Maybe I've been unfed umbrellas in the past. And it was, I mean, how long have I had my car? Five years? Three and a bit, yeah. I got in 2021. No.

Did I? No. Or 2022? So four years. Yeah. Four years I've had. The podcast is old. We're old.

Primary school next year. Is it? For Mabel? No. No, for the podcast. Oh, cute. So we're in pre-primary now. No, pre-primary next year.

Next year we're going to be in prep at Kangaroo Grand Primary School. As a podcast. Well, Charles will be fit right in. He already knows everyone there. Well, you've got to be careful about primary school, though. I'd hate for some dog poo to be left in the children's playground and not collected by its own. And go back to be left. with a cotton on

tote I'd hate that anyway they give me the umbrella and I go maybe I've been unfair to umbrella or owners all this time like maybe the problem is me and I use it and it's stupid my whole inside of my car got wet like it's just and that's like a good

quality big umbrella you know what Aldi should have given you instead of the umbrella what a garage life's umbrella yeah and not shit Yeah. At garage, like an umbrella, but not fucking stupid.

But fixed and actually keeps you dry. Yeah, and you don't get, then wet on the inside of your home. I hate an umbrella so much. So maybe this is my retirement from a hot take because I've just gotten so mad that I had to actually meditate myself back down. I've got something that will bring you back. Yeah? And it's why I love to see it today.

And I saw this. Oh, so we're deriving. So I don't forget to start into London. Yeah. This is from, this is from Georgia Butler. Hi, Georgia Butler. How long are?

Driving home from the gym today. Okay. Flex. Work. My local grilled is building a drive-thru. Oh. You know, I've had my reservations about a drive-thru gild, but it fucks. You've had that before?

I have. There's one in Williamstown. That's right. Because I. Same. And I rarely. It feels like a fresh off. The West Cape Bridge, as you know.

Takes a lot to get me over to the fucking the other side of the country. But I did go over there for a tapper. And I went to the drive-thru grill and it was very nice. I think what's got us thrown is that they're cooked to order. You do have to wait a while. But I think that's, I think I'd rather that at a grill. Don't be slinging me pre-made. I don't want to like the thing in.

And that's where that's what through us is subway. this subway. I think we associate as a society drive through with like it's too fast. It's being made too quick. It's being made off the car. And so I think we go, no, I want you to take your time and nail this burger. I want to take my time and go through the salad bar item by item to nail the perfect sandwich. And these things we don't associate with a drive-thru.

Or speed. You want to take your time. I've got a question. This actually, is this really stupid? Do they, is stuff pre-made in the drive-thru? Well, traditionally, at McDonald's, they're just like making burgers all the time. Oh, I don't think I ever thought about that.

I just thought they were really queer. You know how I have the thing coming down to the thing? They're obviously just like just loading them up. Oh, but I thought that was like, oh, someone's ordered a double quarter pounder and they go, great, and then they sling that down. Maybe it changed all. Because like when I go through a Macon's drive-thew,

I get no cheese, so then it's a custom burger. But it tastes the same length. So I think they are custom making them. But it's just so like organized in terms of the system. The speedy system. Yeah. But back in the day, they used to have the like the slide down and they would just keep peeling them up.

And they just turn around and go, yep, one of them, one of them. And then so the people on the front desk are like just fulfilling. Yeah. Well, I guess there's probably like, oh, we've ordered, someone's ordered five quarter pounders. It would trigger something to like you keep topping it up or whatever. Yeah. Or if someone, like, had an allergy or a special order, then you'd make that one.

Well, maybe not pre-made, but I think I'm associating drive-thru with like made really fast. Yeah, no, I think it's a really good point. I just never thought about it being, but the grilled at Williamstown, the drive-thru, whilst it was delicious, it did take a while. Yeah, but I think I'm fine with that. And also, because I think it's quite a new notion, a drive-thru, grilled. Well, that's where George is going, Williamstown must have done it right, because my local is putting one in. But because it's quite a new idea, I think it was also just busy. because people like, drive-through, grilled, fuck me up.

She said, I love to see it, but also RIP my wallet. Yeah, it is costly. Oh, but just too convenient driving home going, yeah, fuck, you know what? Well, it costs a lot more than getting Maccas on the way home. Yeah. Yeah. But a true sleigh, I love grilled and I love a drive-thru. Thanks for sharing Georgia.

Georgia. And your, congratulations on the new addition to your community. I genuinely make that. Congratulations to your area. I just could not be being more. substance here. To the Shire that Georgia lives in, congratulations.

What fucking Shire is? I'll move there. I'd sooner move to this random place I don't know than to the West. Maybe it is. That would throw you up. Well, Williamstown. You would like Williamstown, though. And I do like it.

And as Tim Hammond would say, Williamstown is the east of the west. I've heard that. But I think you buy the sea. It's a couple of great pubs. A drive-through grilled. I mean, what else is there? Fuse the water?

Yeah, I mean, that would be nice. Wouldn't it? How long would it take to get, like, from there to work or? Well, because now there's that tunnel. No, I'd be less now with that tunnel. What tunnel? Mate, have you not watched the news in the state of Victoria any time in the last 10 years? You know they're always banging on about some fucking tunnel?

Well, but because they're always banging on about a tunnel, they all just roll into one. Yeah, but it's all the same tunnel. Oh, is that the West Connects? Yeah. That's in Sydney. Yeah, but it's connecting the West, so maybe it is. Why are you watching Sydney news? No, because when I lived in Sydney, it was like a big thing.

Gotcha. The West Connected is in Sydney. That's the one called here. That one where they did the like preview opening and people got to walk through it. Yeah. What's that called? I don't know, but it's, I've driven through it. It's glorious and you get from there.

Is it a toll road? Oh, yeah. Oh, they fucking see you coming. I'll tell you what. As a West Australianite, no toll roads, that is a real shock moving somewhere with toll roads. It's so crazy. But you'd go through that tunnel, you'd get onto the other thing and then it would pop right out over it. Yeah, it wouldn't take that long.

The Westgate Tunnel Project. There you go. Oh, I mean, does what it says on the tin? Yeah, the tunnel near the Westgate. What do you reckon would you call it? Yeah, what do you reckon that's called? Oh, Charles, you'll have to Google it. I've actually got a road related.

You love to see it. And this is very good. This is from Jack who sent this through on Patreon. on. Jack says, I've got a huge love to see it. I'm from Vancouver, British Columbia. Showed out. Been there. Loved it. And I was... I love Vancouver. Sorry, I just... Oh my God. No, take the fucking time. I love Vancouver so much. Charles loves Vancouver.

We talk about Vancouver a lot. We experience in the summer. The kids alone are pool. Yeah. Kids. We just got kids. Kids. Kids. Yeah. I just want for the other people, like other punters at home. Yeah. But every meal we had near the kids. Pits pool just fuck. And I don't know if every...

Food tastes better when you've just swam. Hot take. Hot take. But I was going to say every meal we had near there was awesome. But maybe that's because we'd just swum each time. And because you're like hot and wet and you've like worked up a bit of an appetite because you've been paddling around and... You wouldn't go a juicy steak and some freshly cooked prawns, but you know what?

And you just feel free after you've been in the... This is wet for life though. Yeah. Things taste better. Not because the food's better. But it's just your. eyes are open and you're welcoming more new opportunities coming your way. The water opens your taste buds and your soul.

That's the end. I'm going to do this. But that's amazing. It's like the comedy. It's end, but also like that. But also I just finished Jack's story. Finish Jack off. I was pulled up.

So this is in, yeah, Vancouver and Canada. I was pulled up with the lights with the windows down because it's been so beautiful out and nice and sunny. Sorry to rub it in. I bet it has. He was, I bet you Jack was on his way to Kit. So true. Jack says, obviously I had the pod in the car blasting.

Like I'm listening to the pod, having a great time. He says, I'm minding my own business when the man in the car next to me kind of starts yelling at me, like rolls down his window and starts yelling. And he's just like, fuck, what have I done? Like, what does this guy want? Yeah. What does this guy want?

Sorry. Yeah, you're trying to speak Canadian there. Yeah. What is this guy wanting? I don't know. and then Jack realizes he's like pointing to the radio and the guy's round down his window and he goes I'm listening to the new episode

so at the lights two tarpets on the road beside each other you love to fucking see it don't you love to fucking see that that is so fucking fun because there's nothing more exciting than seeing people you know on the road I stand by that it is so thrilling the other day I drove to Ryan's house

and he left right after me and then pulled up behind me at the lights and I was like ah It's very fun. I think I was talking to Charles on the phone when that happened and I said, sorry, hang on a sec, Charles. Tony's here. She's in the car in front.

We're doing funny things. We're doing a wave. A wave. Anyway, it's very thrilling. But two, like two tarpers in the wild. That's crazy. The greatest city in the world. Could we?

What would stop us moving there? Okay, so you can't fucking dangle this in front of us because the other week we talked about moving to Thailand and where's that gone? Not to Thailand. Not us to Thailand. Yeah. Could we move to Canada? Could we?

Is it quite easy? Australians and Canadians are like gross, yeah. I reckon we do it. I think our issue was what happens between September and March weather-wise. Why? Is that? It gets cold. Oh. How cold?

Oh, like, fuck cold. Oh, like snow? Charles. September, what is it? Type in January weather. Yeah. January 7th. Oh, seven.

And that's the lowest you get. Oh, seven's all right. They fucking seven here, Matt. Sorry. Did you just say Matt and say mate? No, mate. It's seven here, Matt. It's seven here, Matt.

There is only three months over 20 degrees. That one's swinging up way with it. Yeah. We did go in August and taste it in its best form. Yeah. Okay, Thailand's back on. All right, love you so much. Thank you so much for listening.

See you tomorrow.