Toni and Ryan - The Worst Movie Ever Made

Episode Date: July 27, 2026

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I would like to formally apologize for suggesting we all watch Biodome. I couldn't tell you a single thing that happened. Because, and I mean this with the highest and utmost disrespect, it was very bad. Hi, I'm Taylor from Aubrey, Australia. Hi, I'm Amelia and this is Walter from Perth, Western Australia. Hey, I'm Kelsey from McKenexpo, Pennsylvania. And I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast.

My name is Ryan. I'm here with Tony, last name pending. What the fuck did you just say before we hit record? Did you try to say sleigh and you said slick? I went to say sleigh and then I also started saying sick. Like, sick. Oh, sleigh. And then I went slick.

Okay, you ready to go? Slick. And I go, oh. Welcome to sales professionals training podcast. Fucking. Get your slick and Ryan on today. Get your slick sales tactics from the. top. Wow. How you she gets married and she's fucking lost the plot. I'm a different

slot. Yeah, you're really. I'm a slick slot. You're a slick slot. Just ask my husband. Um, is there anything else? We need to shake off. Get ready for. No, sorry about that though. I am sorry about that. Slick. Slick. I want let's start a thread and just, just, just look so confused. They're going to be silly and obvious, but I also say two words in one. Yeah. And can people put like ones they've said below? So I'm concentrating so hard on talking. Yeah, because you've just paid me out and you don't want to fuck up.

You know on mean girls when she says gruel? She's like, I wanted to say cool, but I started saying great. Gruel? Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, Tony's married. Yay. And we thought we'd do things you can say at a wedding and also in the bedroom. Can you just, um, put your finger in here?

Show me the ring. Not that one. Do you want to say, oh. Do you know what Tommy said to me the first day he, oh, no, like, no, no, no, no. Do you know what Tommy said to me? You can put it in here. The first time I saw him, like, after twigs and I got married, he goes, oh, show me the new stack. Oh.

Isn't that a cool way to ask that? That is a cool way to ask that. That's impressive. Tommy. That was from both of us. Tommy is a girl's girl. Is that a compliment? Tommy?

Tommy's nodding and so is Danny. I wish Lily was here. She would also be nodding. Yeah. No, she's currently in court today, legal, Lil. Yeah, she's practicing today. Yeah. She's trying to get my marriage annulled.

Yeah. Oh, I'm fucking have a nulled with you. Now this is... Let's have annulled sex. I put it in the vagina and you have a knolled. Did you want the monthly membership? No, I'll get the annals. Topical.

Topical. It is. It is. Everyone's talking about it. You may now kiss the giant. He has been this whole time. Yeah. Yeah, I was not a virgin. Just because I wore white. We know.

We've heard. The inside of my pussy. All right. You know what? I'm so glad we didn't invite our family and friends to watch us. And I am. And I stand by that. I can't wait to come down your aisle.

Can you just ask. me if I want to suck your dick. Tony, would you like to suck my dick? I do. You look great covered in white. It's the veil. Now, this is a real-life one because I was at Tony's wedding. Stop leaning too far forward.

I can see your tits. Yeah, that did happen. We've got a picture of us in the lift and it had a mirrored ceiling. and right down the boobs, right down the shabbooz. No, but there's a video. I don't think we've posted it on the internet, but of you and Bridget comparing boobs at the dinner table. Okay, Bridget and I weren't comparing boobs.

You compared our boobs for us. Let's not, let's not. And all three of us were the winner of that competition, weren't we? Ryan goes, there's the MCG and there's Tony's boobs and there's Bridget's boobs. And there's the MCG. It's the Melbourne trifecta. Three of my favorite things in my favorite city. Tony's boobs, Bridget's boobs and the Melbourne Cricket Ground.

What a glorious evening. Someone also posted in the Tony and Ryan Facebook page this very question. So I've got a few tarpers additions for things you can say at a wedding and also on the bedroom. Oh my God. Amanda Cooley. Hi Amanda. That was so much fun, but I'm still finding confetti in weird places. I actually did.

So I had like a green bit of confetti. So because when we got married, they confettied her. They confettied her. And it was like multicolored like rice paper. Fun. And there was a big. I believe you're describing confetti.

But like it's like the bio. Oh, biodome. But like the biodegradable. Shut the fuck up. We're going to review biodrome today. And we both haven't looked at each other in the eye this morning. And I got a big, I don't need to touch my nipple right now. No, I think you do.

No, I actually don't. You're actually a. And that's okay. Met head actress. A big green bit went on my nipple. Oh. And it had started to like stain my skin. What about the dress though?

Yeah, like because it was in the thing. It's okay. But. Your boob or the confetti? Yeah, both. Okay, great. But yeah, anyway. When did you find it?

Yeah, it's not important. About when did you find it? That's not important. And who found it? Was it you or something? someone else. I didn't find it. Charles Adler.

You're welcome. Another Tony. Tony Pye says, I'm sorry, I didn't expect to cry. Hannah Stillyards. What a lovely spread. And it was. And this is the question everyone asks about a wedding,

but like, when, you know, you have to be polite, but everyone's thinking it. Yeah. Just into Clarkson. How much per head?

Mine's a lot. It is Tuesday. I've got a really quick confession. These are top confessions. You can send you confessions through Tony and Ryan.com. Are you there annoyingly anonymous? You can also send through normal or nars or any just fun story that you think that Tarpers would love to hear. This is a place for sharing.

So tony and Ryan.com.com. This is a cuddling confession. Cuddling? Yeah. Oh, are you a cuddler? Not really, eh? Take that the fuck. Not really.

Fuck you. Take that back. I've never seen you cuddle me. Never seen you cuddle Charles. Both a lie. I've cuddled Charles. He didn't even want it. You're not snuggly at while you sleep, though, are you?

I would be. Bridget's not. Yes. She's not. She's not. Well, because Taubes and I don't snuggle. We've got separate dunas. We do, yeah.

Oh, but even like with Mabel, I'm like. Yeah. And even. How do I say this about being weird? Like, I like picking you up and giving you a big hug and throwing you over. That's not weird at all, yeah. Like a hands on. Yeah.

Because I like cuddling and wrestling and being silly. Yeah, you do actually. You love fun. I love fun. Well, obviously not. But when we did the name game, I gave you one of the biggest cuddles when we got it right. And then you touched me in the bottom. You know what?

I'm sorry. Yeah. I've misnomerid you. Touch and hand jobs are my love language. Yeah. I think I was thinking because I, I know that you and Bridget don't like snuggle at night, but that's because she's like, no, and she likes quiet and stuff at nighttime.

Yeah, but me and Bron. Me and Bronner snuggles. Yeah. No, you're up. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you.

Yeah. Thank you. What are you? What's your love language? Um. Mine's physical touch and I think words of affirmation. Like gifts. Giving or receiving, you mean?

Because I think that they're. Yeah. Yeah, no, they are... Because I wouldn't say that you like to receive words of affirmation. No, that's true. I also don't like gifts or acts of service. What's the other one? Physical touch is one.

Acts of service, you also don't, because you don't like feeling like you've inconvenient someone. Yeah, I'm a fuss, yeah. And if I said, like, you did a great job, you'll go, oh no. Yeah. So I don't think that you like to receive it that way. How do you like to be loved? Oh, no, I think I'm a... Well, because physical touch is...

weird in that like it can also just be like a high five or throw an arm around and a good job and like whatever i think like so if i thought you did a great although i would fucking hate that well so this is so say where because i say that and then later you like good job i like you fucking touch you well yeah and so that's what like i think i like crunchy nut so every time i want to tell you that i love you i should get a bowl of call logs out i think that you the way that you like to receive love is like, um, effort. Yep. So it's less about it being a word or a physical touch or a gift or whatever.

But like, you love effort. But is that service? Well, let me explain what I mean because I reckon it's like, like if I bought you a gift, the cheaper but more thought, the better. Yes. And if I sort of. saw something and thought of you and sent it to you, you would feel really loved by that. So a great example of our friendship and maybe where we differ is you felt really sheepish

because you found some cheap book about Helvetica. And you're like, oh, it's just like a cheap little book. Like does it feel a bit crap? And I was like, no, this is my book. I love that it's little. I love that it's about a font because who gives a fuck. I do. Yeah. I like that. And I think that you like. Calamaro koalas. Yes. They cost 80. sense. But I think that you like being thought of or that something's reminded someone of you and you go, oh, I pre like, if I see a house, I'm like, well, obviously send that to Ryan. Actually, my love language is sending links to real estate.com. But yeah, so I think that for you, it's all it doesn't really matter what it, but it's that you like being thought of. Which is lovely.

I haven't sent you a link in a few days. I'll get back onto that. There's nothing. Nothing news hit the market. Yeah, no. It's that time of the week. Yeah. Same as you, Danielle. I'll get back to you guys. Ryan got bored of me because I'm not buying a house. Yeah, I've moved on. I've moved on. What about you? Receiving? Yep.

Probably words of affirmation. Yep. Yeah, I don't really care about gifts. Yep. Like stuff doesn't really mean that much to me. Words of affirmation, I think, physical touch sparingly. Yeah. Like, I love cuddling torbs.

I love cuddling pippa. If I really, if I'm like going through it, I really appreciate, a cuddle. Like, before we get started, sometimes I'm like, oh, I just like, not feeling good. And I just want, like, if I feel a bit sooky, like I need touch. Little rub on the back. Yeah. But I would say probably words of affirmation.

You're a good bitch, Tony Lodge. Because I, but it's one of the best bitches I know. But it's not always like, you are doing a good job. Just like, oh, yeah, like, I've thought of you. Oh, loved how you did that or that was really fun or have the line. Has big love language. missed a trick because I think one of them is feeling seen and heard. And I think that's probably mine.

Yeah. That like if we go out and we have a great time. Yeah. If you messaged me afterwards and said that was awesome, that's me, but that's me, you know? No, I had a great time at your wedding. Yeah. Did I message you the day after the wedding? I saw you.

Yes. And then you texted me all the photos because you have. I didn't have any photos for Ryan have them all. What do you think yours is Charles while Ryan texts me about coming to my wedding? I don't know how the great time was so much fun. Well, yours isn't physical touch. No, he hates that. You do like words of affirmation.

You like to be told when you've done a good job. I think that yours might be the same Charles you like to be acknowledged. I think Charles is his status credits. I want to change mine. Charles's love language is Quantis points. Charles's love language is flying business class. All right, show us your confession. This is a cuddle confession.

Get your confession out. Yeah. This is from a tap. Charles, I'm so sorry. I'm feeling a bit stressed. This iPad's very hot. So is mine. Something's happening.

This iPad's on fire. Is it the 5G? Should we have not been vaccinated? Oh my God. My iPads got bloody, it's had the vaccine. Is it hotter than usual? It feels really hot. It's hot.

It's hot. It's hot. It's burning my leg. No, it's not. Like that's, is that the heat? Yeah. It doesn't normally feel like that. Is that the same?

No, yours is no heat. Right. Fast me Tony's. Like, feel bad. Oh my God. What are you doing over there? Take it back that it's not burning my leg, you little mongrel? I'm surprised you haven't cinched your jeans.

I'm going to have to call Levi's getting other pair organized. How good of Levi's, though. I saw somebody the other day and they were wearing a pair of Levi's, and they have little cinch. like on the thing where you like take the waist. For your tiny little waist. Yeah, from my tainty waist. We should call Big Levi.

Is that just a belt? Slay though. Do you feel me on that? Is that a bell? I'm glad that you've answered your own question because yeah, it is. That's literally what it is. Danny, right down I need to order a belt. Sleigh.

Because I got a big butt. And? Pussy. You cannot lie. Oh yeah. Tell me about the thing. This is cuddle confession. I have illegal cuddles in bed with my dog when my husband leaves for work.

That's a bit of you. My husband grew up on a farm and it's very much. Well, dogs are outside. Because they're like, they're the help. Yeah, they're working. They're working. Our bedroom has always been a dog free zone. Physical dog, not style.

But the moment. It's a doggy free zone. But the moment his car leaves the driveway in the morning, the dog knows it's our time. So he doesn't like, fuck with the, he's like, well, obviously like dad. Dad's here, so we respect that. Like, the dog knows the jig. Oh, there he goes. Oh, my dad.

He watches the car leave, then sprints down the hallway and launches onto the bed. The dog is thriving. I have no plans to stop. We will cuddle illegally forever. That is beautiful. Yeah. What a wonderful crime. Yeah. In for 2026. Crimes. Good crime. Good crime is in. Crimes of love. Crimes of love. Crimes of passion.

That is so cute that the dog is just like, oh yeah, and he's turned left down there. Yeah, okay. He's not going to come back. He hasn't forgotten his lunch. Okay. That is, that's you, though. As soon as like BJ is, oh, yeah. If Bridget had a trick that she did like this when I left, she'd know she'd have to give it a few minutes because most days I'll come back and go, oh, forgot me laptop. Yep. Or I need a shit. Yeah. Or, oh, don't have my lunch. Yeah. Have you taken all that Tupperware home yet?

We'll be back after this. Hi, I'm Taylor from Aubrey, Australia. Hey, I'm Kelsey from McKennaxborough, Pennsylvania. Hi, I'm Amelia and this is Walter from Perth Western Australia. And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Sorry, I'm back. I've got my iPad now. I just said we should... My iPad and my jumper are the same colour.

That's cute. And same as your puss. It is at the moment. Red Raw. Let's start again. I just want you to... I've got my iPad back now. I suggested we should put the iPad in the freezer for a few minutes.

And then Charles said that's exactly what Reddit said not to do. The delivery was incomparable, Charles of that. That's exactly what Reddit said not to do. It's really good. Well, better take it out then. A massive shout out, though, to a few of our champion type us over to our Patreon. Madeline Gold, good on your mudline. Thanks, Goldie.

Stacey Denise. Thanks, Stacey. Mike Norman. Slate. Courtney Lupke. Thanks, Courtney. Katie Barrett. Oh, Barrett.

Sorry, Katie Barrett. Bez-A. Might be Katie Beret. Like, like Katie Berenet. We've never been to Paris together. We have. Have we? Yeah.

Remember when Charles and I took you to the Eiffel Tower this morning? Oh. I'm married now. We've seen Paris together. I've seen the off shower with you. Yeah. Yeah. Bree Salamone Collins.

Oh. That sounds like a fancy bagel. Bree and salmon. Hey, Madame, what can I get you? Oh, Zutelor. Can I please have? Uh, the bris, salemone, Collins. That sounded sexy.

That sounded sexy. That sounds right. Yeah, but I think everything French sounds sexy. sexy. Oh, Zutelo, I'm a bell Tony. Can you say something that's very much not sexy but in that accent and we'll say if it works? I think I need to boo.

That does sound sexy. It's still good. Yeah. Simply fallen. Good on you. Simply fallen. Trash farmer. Same. And rosemary. Pop me on a lamb. I'm a fucking rosemary. Love to say it. It really is the last chance to try and come

to Fiji with us. Yeah. It really is. Everyone who's a champion tarpa in Patreon can enter with 25 words or less saying why do you really need a brain break? And someone's going to get selected for the final spot. We fly you to Fiji. We put you up for the week in the hotel.

We fly you home. We've got a private island for a day where we go out a little boat to our own private island. It's just us and all the other people there. And we're going to record a neft. You're going to be there. We're going to go stand up paddle boarding. We're going to see you at the breakfast buffet every morning for a week.

destroy that fucking buffet. We're actually... We're gonna make him wish we never came. Yeah. So true. We're gonna make him go, we need to order more croissants. Yeah.

Like, it's not enough. I am going to eat Fiji out of croissants. Same. Call... France. Call France. France.

Because... O Zed de lorch, we need more butter. Yeah. Yeah. That's going to be... There will not be... A croissant flake. left in Nardi.

That will be our legacy. And podcast story is going to be somewhere else next year because we're not going to be allowed back. You know, I've never met a ham and cheese croissant I didn't like. And this morning I made one for breakfast. Oh, it was very good. When we go to Zendend, Mabel gets a ham and cheese croissant. I love a ham and cheese croissant.

Can you ask as the waitress? Yeah, a Spencer. No, he's the coffee. He's the barista. Oh, Burista. Ruby. Ruby. Hi, I'm Ruby.

Yeah, and then basically there's like a kid's quasson or there's a regular. Yeah. So like you need to figure out which ones. Yep. Um, hey, Roobes. Roobes. Well, Ruby's a family friend. That's all right.

Nickname. Well, you know, mum's friend Michelle. Yes. Her kids, that's like Ruby's friend and they're all mates. Oh. Yeah. Hey, Roobes. Yeah.

So. Hey, Charlie. I'll get the, the hash and maybe we'll have. Sorry, sorry, sorry, it's my first date. Sorry, that's, uh, well, it's not my first date. She's very experienced. That was a hash, like the potato hash. Did you want anything on the side, like a Hollandez or a little a oily or something?

She's in year 12 doing media studies and I showed her what Danielle made the stop motion video. And she was very impressed. Sorry. Are you having Ruby over? What did you get your fucking laptop out in the Zendin cafe? Yeah, I was like, check, cause I know you're doing media studies. Check out what Danielle made. She was very, very.

very impressed. You're officially a parent. Yeah. And you're, Danielle is your daughter and you're like, well, look at what my daughter did. Yeah. That's amazing. Well, I'm always like, ask because she's making a year 12 film and I'm always like, where are we up to? How's it looking? Like, that's really sweet. How's it? Any support to her? How's the film going groups? Have you offered any support helping her out? Not yet, but she didn't. Being an actor. She didn't have an idea yet. So I gave her some. And then a month later, I was like, so how have we got for the ideas? And she's like, I've got a great one. And it was definitely none of the ones I'm finished. Yeah. I'm sorry. So did you want any Aoli with the hash or anything?

No, that's fine. And then maybe we'll have... We've got an amazing special on granola today. Interested in that? No. We house roasted. It's like coconut, almond. It's really beautiful.

That actually sounds great. Cinnamon and we roast... Oh my God. And Spencer had some this morning. He almost choked on a nut. He would. Have some granola. No, thank you.

Have some granola. It's beautiful. I'm actually gluten-free. So... Mabel will have... It's gluten-free, the granola. Did you want some? I'll pop some down.

That sounds fantastic for whoever orders it. Granola. And some like Greek yogis, some berries. No. Some honey. Some fruit. Ruby, I'm about to kick you back to B. Or wherever the fuck you from.

If you don't take my daughter's order, which is a ham and cheese croissant. Oh, that ham and cheese croissant. Oh, big girl ham and cheese croissant. Of course. Of course. Because as you know, Mabel doesn't fuck with kids sizes when it comes to ham and cheese croissant. because like her godmother, she's never met a ham and cheese casson she doesn't like. Oh, I love that, girlfriend.

Okay, so let me just run through everything again. I'm just going to say, Ruby, up top, if you mention the word garrola. Well, I won't. Don't worry about it. All right, so I'll just go through everything here. If you mentioned the word granola. I've got the large chocolate milkshake. No.

I've got the hot dog. Just the usual run. Yeah. We had seven hot dogs. Yeah. I want to work in a cafe. I think that'd be so fun. You get to chat to everybody.

You also said before we recorded, you want to do a half marathon. Yeah, it's a big day for me. I'm married now. Okay, so we need to do. Who's going to go first? Because we've both got things to say. I'll go first.

Thank you for blessing us with this film. No, I think I need to take responsibility. Can I go first? Okay. Yep, just silence another woman. You didn't want to hear Ruby, repeat your own. order. You didn't want to try your fucking granola. And now you won't, don't want to hear what I have to say about the worst movie that I've ever seen. Oh, but I'll save it. You go. Last week, I said, oh,

let's watch Biodome. Go on then. Had you seen it before? Well, I thought I had. Like back in the day or whatever. I thought I had. I told Bridgett, I was like, we have to watch Biodome. And she was like, fuck yeah. She's such a stoner from back in the day. Oh, yeah. Yeah, here's here. Yeah. Okay. No, you go first. No. I've got so much to say, but you go first. I actually don't have much to say for the first time of my life. As you know, I've got quite a good memory. Like I'm a bit of a freak for remembering shit. I couldn't tell you a single thing that happened. I think you've already covered it all. My brain went smooth and nothing from that film would attach in the form of a memory because and I mean this with the highest and utmost disrespect it was very bad I am a fan of a

ship movie I love the first Scooby-Doo movie I love Baywatch with the rock in it I love bad films no but the movies you've described had like a moving story it was just honestly like I felt myself getting baked from watching it we got so angry because we were just like, fuck. It's so annoying. Can this move? Can this story move forward? The one stage there was like a 25 minute montage of them just being fuckheads.

And it didn't have. I looked at the time. So I love a 90 minute film. Yep. I'm like, that's the perfect length. Before I hit play, I go, oh, it's 90 minutes. It's amazing. I checked the time.

And I was like, fuck, this movie must be almost done. 45 minutes I'd watch. Yeah. Yeah. There was like. How have they crammed? a boring five-hour film into 90 minutes. How have they fit a five-minute cartoon into an hour and a half?

I've written a statement. Amazing. I would like to formally apologize for suggesting we all watch Biodone because it was fucking awful in 1996 and somehow it's gotten worse over time. I did some reading. Paned by critics has a record low score of one out of ten. on Metacritic,

Biodome is often considered to be one of the worst films ever made. Maybe for some of us who thought we liked it, forgot that when we watched it, it was 1 a.m. in some shit and we're all high as fuck. Yeah. Higher than whoever the studio exec was

when they decided to greenlight that movie. 4% on Rotten Tomatoes. That is abysmal. It's strangely 3% higher than Daddy Daycamp. See that guy in the top left? Yeah. That's Haley Bieber's dad. Stephen Baldwin.

Yeah, crazy. That is Haley Bieber's dad. Imagine her and Bieber sitting down. Oh, your dad was in a few movies. That's cool. Oh, but should we watch that? Your dad was in that, right? And Justin Bieber's like, I love that movie.

But because he is also Barney Gumble in the Flintstones Viva Rock Vegas movie. And you're laughing in a way, it's better than bio-done. Yeah, what a. He did that. from Dahmer and Greg in it. Viva Rock. Next week. No.

Yeah. No. Viva Rock. Okay. No, no, no, I've got an idea. I've got an idea. I've got an idea. Next week we're going to watch the Flintstones Viva Rock Vegas.

Then we're going to take seven years off recommending films. The way that we are going to choose the following movie, all of the movies need a link. Whether that is director or actor, we have to find a film from there. Can we watch My Mythical Morning? day with Retton Link. Yeah, it's different. So the movie that Baldwin did before this was the usual suspects. I haven't seen that.

Which is like an iconic cult, classic, amazing movie. What, like an action film? No, it's like a bit of a mystery. Crime thriller. Yeah. Oh. It's got, what's the guy in the middle called? Benicio del Toro.

Kevin Spacey, but like an amazing iconic movie. And then he goes and does Biodome and backs that up with the Flintstones. Yeah, and I mean, well done. I think he's also in an episode of Gossip Girl. Oh, I take it all back. I think he's Serena's dad. So Bridget was really excited. She's like, fuck yeah.

She's like, because Bridget's like an old stoner from back in the day. She was so angry because she was like, by the time we've got Mabel into bed and, you know, You've got finite time. Oh, like, by the end of the day, we're like, oh, finally we can relax. And then 10 minutes into this movie, we're like, what the fuck is this? And she also, as a lady of science, hated how much they disrespected the science experiment. But the whole thing, yeah. What I will say is don't take it on.

One thing, there's a lot of factually accurate stuff. So there was actually a real biodome that it was like the movie was based on. And they said a lot of the stuff was actually true, not to. Which is quite interesting. Yeah. But what is factually correct? And not a lot of people might know this, but I know this. Because how did they, what were they trying to do when they stumbled into Biodome?

Trying to get to the mall? Well, they're trying to get to the mall because he needed to pee and they thought it was a mall. Yeah. The places, when you need to pee all the time, the places you end up will surprise you. It sounds like you loved the film. No. It sounds like you're saying you loved the movie. No, but I've like ended up in some weird places because I'd,

oh god, just going to stand a piss, I'll sneak in here. And then you go, oh, I don't think I'm supposed to be in here. Yeah, sure. And I go, no, that is true. That holds up. That holds up. That is what it's like. That holds up.

I haven't ended up in a biodone, but I ended up in someone's corporate box once at the rugby. Sorry, I'm just looking for something else on my phone. I got on you texting something, bud. I'm looking for something for this story on my phone. And I just saw the text from you saying had a great time. Thanks for having me from before. You ended up in a corporate box. Yeah.

And then I was, and I was like, Oh, because I just went to pee and then I came out and I was like, I don't think I'm supposed to be in here. Oh, and when you were trying to leave, they went, you can't be in here and you're like, that's what I'm trying to leave. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. At the rugby or something, eh? Did you say that? I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. This is what it's like when you pick up your phone and I just go, I'm out. I'm over. Yeah. Now I know how annoying it is. Yeah. I'm very sorry, but I was picking up my phone to read you the text that Charles sent me at 7pm. What did say?

While he was watching this film, I feel high right now. What is this movie? Yeah. I didn't finish it. Neither. Charles, it was for work. I got 35 minutes in and I was like, how? I waited until I saw Jack Black and then I left.

And they were only on the screen for a split second. A bit of an undertone in the movie is people pretending to be environmentalists to get laid. Yeah. What's that all about? Well, is it just, was it just the time? It's like, hey girls, we're off to serve the three. rainforest and they're like, oh, cool. Yeah.

But was it just that era? Yeah, but they really made a point of like making them look dumb. Yeah. Oh, well, they achieved that. Yeah. I don't think there's a need to over intellectualize this film. I think there is. Because, yeah.

Have you ever been fingered at an environmental rally? No. Well, then that's why you don't get it. Yeah, and yeah, it's not, I'm not the target audience. Yeah, clearly. So what you did? Come out, 96.

Yeah. Yeah. How old do you reckon you were when you watched it like back in the day? Oh, I still don't reckon I watch. My mate CalZMC loved Biodome, which will shock no one who knows Calzianc or just assume what someone named Calzianc would be into.

Yeah. And it was definitely like after a party, we get back to his place. He's got the fucking cassette on the shit TV in the VHS, yeah, in the back shed where we used to sleep. Yeah. And he goes, oh, I'll chucked biodome on. I go, yeah, man, you're joking on. And probably saw the first 10 minutes of it eight times. But never made it to the end.

Yeah. And that's my recollection of it. Yeah. Well, my recollection of it being awesome is just Calzianc saying it was awesome. But he liked it. Yeah. Yeah. But now that I've seen some of it.

Also, what the fuck is Kylie Minogue doing in that film? She was excellent. I will say that the Australian accent is very familiar in that. Why is she in that? I don't know. Where was she in her rise to stardom that she ended up in biodome? What year did she get married on Neighbors? No, that...

If it's 95. That is relevant. It is relevant. Because that would have been her biggest, like... 1987. She got married in Neighbors. Oh. Kylie.

Kylie, no, my God. What do you think was going through the rider's minds when they went, You know it would be a great scene if the guys snuck into their beds. The girls' beds and groped them on the tits. While that was sleeping. Yeah. And then the director went, love it. Leave it in.

Leave it in. Leave it in. Because the whole thing, I was going to say like, that has an age bell. I don't think that was fine at the time. No. Well, it was not. Yeah. I'm like, strangely fine enough to be in a movie.

But then they did shit like. because it was like, oh, the girl, like, I was just, like, we were like,

on the cap being like, what the fuck? And I was like, like, oh, silly boys. I'm like, not okay.

Like the whole movie. No, it's a, it's a shocker. It's a shocker from go to woe. I can't imagine that Kyle Minogue is proud that that's on her IMDB.

I disagree. I think, I reckon if you go Kylie, mate. Mate. Career top three. Yeah. And she'll go,

Oh, showgirl tour, beating cancer, biotome. Spinning around, get in there? No, that'd be fourth. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Maybe fifth. Yeah. I had some good times in the 2000s.

That time when I came back to the neighbor's reunion finale and didn't talk in the episode. They couldn't afford to pay me to remember any lines. That's probably five. Side just to their rent. Should we try the coconut milk? Oh. No, I think it's going to be yum. Okay.

So when did you mention it? On Thursday, mentioned. Yeah, let me read the, you'll love to see it. It was from, yeah, Chloe Erickson. Hi, Chloe. Hi, Chloe. Tapa Chloe. Yeah. Just said. I said that last week as well. Oh, they didn't message Torbs back. Yeah. There is this coconut water, raw sea is the brand. Pistachio and white chocolate is the flavor. I am a changed woman and have never looked back. All right. Charles is describing. It's a bit weird like me.

It's an acquired taste like me, said Chloe Erickson. We will be tasting it now. Oh, it's got a color. Oh, it's green. I don't like that. Don't like that. Like I get it, but I don't like that. Oh, no cheers or chat or...

I just needed to do it otherwise I didn't think I would. What do you have to say to Chloe Erickson? This... Oh, the smell is foul. That's why I was like, if I don't do it, I'm not going to. That is... This is, this is the biodome of coconut water. Charles, try this.

It's nuts. Oh, we made you get it. So. Oh, I'm glad. Oh, hang on. I'm glad that Erickson never called turp, to, I also did shake it because you're supposed to like shake.

Yep. Those things. The drink or that boutet? Sorry. It's the pistachio. Water's doing things to me. It's strangely more so, eh? Like, it's not nice, but you can't stop drinking it.

I don't like that. Ryan does. He's chucking it. Who are you trying to impress? So now I've got to deal with you for the rest of the day with a sore tummy because you drank all that weird drink. So don't. I'm about to piss myself.

Don't want. Sorry, I'm silly because of the pizzage of the white chocolate. broken out water. Just like I said. Should we put in crunchy nut? Oh. That would be delicious. I'm going home.

You do that. I'm going on. Crunchy nun and pistachio and what? You can do that at 3 o'clock today. Excellent. Charles is leaving at 259. No, we're all living at 3.30. That's not starting to get weird.

I've got to you love to see it. Is it 3.30 now? Because I already feel a bit weird. Oh, that milk is yucky. I don't like that. Charles. Oh, sorry. I didn't know.

Oh, that was chunky. I think there was chunks of pistarsing. Might have been chucks of twigs. I did put twigs in there. I'm going to love to sit from Natalie Reid. This is very, very good. Oh, that's Natalie Reid. I'm going to Natalie read it out.

In the past month, I've gained a foundation degree in payroll management, which is my job. Yep. Moved into a lush four-bed house that my partner and I purchased together. and got the keys to my brand new car after years of driving around like dusty, rusty, rust bombs. That she didn't write that? Yeah, no, we know. We know.

We know. I was working full time while getting my degree. Impressive. And all of the recent wins are preparing me for my biggest win, which is that my partner and I are going through the adoption process. And she said, and I'm hoping that I'll eventually become a mom. Huge. She's in her mid-40s.

And she said, I thought this would never have. happen for us but everything's coming together and nadley says ryan's adoption story was inspirational for when i felt out of options that's really beautiful you're not you're fucked that that's really beautiful but i'm so drunk on pistachio and white chocolate and nudley's just shared a really beautiful story don't be a dick i'm just i think i want to watch biodome that's how fucked up i am from the pistachio water oh natalie natalie that is that's such a huge effort it's beautiful and very impressive what you've set yourself up for. You've got a degree while you're working full time.

That's fucked up. That's fucking crazy. Yeah, well done. I barely work full time while I went full time. Great job, Natalie. If I can have any recommendations for anything to do with the adoption process, it would be to avoid coconut water with pistachio and white chocolate in it. It's not good for you.

It's not good for anyone. Don't let Chloe Erickson took you into trying it. Chloe Erickson will try to try to. convince you otherwise and she wrong and she'll make it sound great and she wrong yeah my love to see it is from joseph hi joseph um you know how we're talking about wristy blankets the other week yes um for those of you playing along at home it's a blanket that you put over the lap of you and your partner while you get a risty probably not partner because wristy blanket sounded like it happened in the house party era it's so interesting you bring up this point because i could not agree more

it is for teenagers yeah like it is for school camps it is for in the back of the car and there's heaps other people in the car Yeah, yeah, yeah Like it's like a... And this is where Joseph has just really,

really missed the mark. Okay. Is this he love to see it? Yeah, well, he said it's my love to see it and I'm like, Joseph, no. Oh, no.

Joseph. Joseph says my love to see it is Aldi now has two person blankets for sale aka my new wristy blanket. I bought it for my wife and I and let's just

say it needed to be washed after the first afternoon. Joseph, you're married. I'm assuming in a house you have with your wife. What the fuck are you doing, Joseph? Joseph, there is a lipstick blanket. It's not for married people. She's into a blanket in the,

your own home. forgetting a huge pilot story. Oh, hand job's a great time the fuck up. No, no, no, no, you're forgetting a huge part of that story in the afternoon. Oh, no, it's a great time. No, what? It's a summer of H-J's.

You can't just get a hand job in the afternoon in a house that you're on by yourself that you need to share a handjob blanket with. That is great. Oh, who's being silly now? It sounds like Joseph's had a bit too much pistachio and white chocolate raw sea coconut water. Although that blanket probably smells like coconut water now. I'm going to piss.

I'm actually going to piss myself. I'll see you guys. And you know what? Thank fucking God he's gone. I'll just say, let's enjoy, let's enjoy some time by ourselves without that. Love you. See you tomorrow.

Do I know what to buy a dough? Charles, if anyone mentions buy a dope to me ever again, I'm going to start to cry. I honestly, while I was watching that movie, I felt like my hair started to fall out.