Toni and Ryan - This Confession Evacuated A Hospital

Episode Date: February 9, 2026

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A man put a World War I up his ass. They evacuated the hospital because no one knew if the eight-inch would explode. I'm Katie from Brisbane. I'm Smell from Tacoma. I'm Leah from Canberra. And I approve this podcast. Charles just asked us if we're gold-tastic. For those of you listening, I don't think Tony's in an...

any way, shape or form a place to judge anyone because she's just rolled in this morning with a Scooby-Doo hat on didn't mention it and it's just like, that's just what I do now and then you're going to judge Charles for kind of getting into the spirit of the Gold Coast? That's actually so bad.

You know what I mean? Like, what's the saying? Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Those in Scooby-Doo hat should not judge others for their Gold Coast energy. Welcome to the Gold Coast, by the way. We're here all week for Webjet. Oh, here he is.

Rop. Rack, roll. I think... Are you going to be able to concentrate? Because I can't. All I'm seeing is Scooby-Doo. Is, do you think that it would help if you were wearing the Scooby-Doo heart? Do you think that you need a bit of a pick-me-out?

You thought me one, haven't you? With the Scoot? No, I didn't buy... I couldn't afford two. I don't miss you at the theme part. Budget from Webjet on this. Would you like me to wear the Scooby-Doo hat? I would love to wear the Scooby-Doo hat.

Do you want to try it? It is pretty... Oh, like, try it like, for the rest of my life. No, yeah, I bought this for you. Because you look so. Oh my God, is that what I look like in it? That is so funny. Hang on, let me fix my hair, which is wet again.

Thanks for noticing. How's it look? It's wonderful. Is it slightly too tight? Does it look alright? I think the tightness of a hat would be when someone bought it from movie world. Do you know what I mean? It looks gold-tastic on you.

It is gold-tastic. welcome to the Gold Coast we're in a good mood do you think Webjet regret bringing us here? No I think they think we should send them more often. They probably want us to move here. Oh, do they?

Oh, is that Webjet on the phone? You're not holding it. There's actually no phone on your hand. Hello? No, there's no, you're just holding your hand to your face. Hello? There's actually no. Sorry, I'm on phone.

You actually not though because you're talking in to an engagement ring. Which I would do if I had that rock on me. Can you hear me? No, they can't because you're not holding your phone. I'm so sorry. he's talking. Sorry.

Sorry. Have you seen this video? No. Oh my God. I know. I've tried that for dinner. No, it was really, really good. What's their name? What's their name?

You have to get the sesame oil on the top. Sorry? Who are you talking to specifically? Scooby-Doo. Did you? Scooby-Doo. Where are you? I'm on the Gold Coast.

Thanks to WebJet. I'm surprised Tony can talk. Gazar. Spoiler alert. Coming up, we're going to hear about a trip to movie world. And Not the first time I've been screaming with Charles, let me tell you. It was gobtastic.

I'm surprised you have a voice box left. You straight to me's laugh. That, because, yeah, I've heard, yeah. Yeah. I heard the screams from wet and wild down the road. First up, though, confession, these are top confessions. Please submit your, I didn't lose something in my ass all confessions to tony and Ryan.com. dot a you and the reason i say that is because over the years we've had 20 plus stories

they all sound a bit similar 20 plus of specific 20 plus stories of people confessions in the butt we've got a new one today though folks is it like keep it like keep it right wrong the goldie like no like this is hit so usually they come through the inbox this actually landed in the new york post oh this is global news and we and and a and a Tarpers send it to me and goes, I know it's not a confession of mine, but this just feels like you need to, because as someone who's been covering stuff lost in assholes for years now, this almost feels like the crescendo moment where it all comes together and we just decide definitively to fucking rain it in.

People are always calling us the asshole journalists. So true. So true. Girl dusty. You're on it. No, because I know what's a bit. about to happen. But you got the Scooby-Doo.

Hold on. Which is going to make this video later on Instagram. Because everyone's going to go, that's the most fuck story ever. Question. Is that guy wearing a Scooby-Doo? A man put a World War I bomb up his ass. They evacuated the hospital because no one knew if the 8-inch artillery shell would explode. Arstillery.

Rood not to. Holy shit. What? The 24-year-old Frenchman claimed he fell on it when he got out of the shower. Yeah. His poor little Parisian pouch. He was in a hospital in the French town of Toulouse where the medical team with the supervision of French bomb experts removed the device from his poor little Ratatoui tunnel. And they went, we've got to try to get it out. We've got nothing to lose.

Couldn't get it out myself. My ass isn't that to lose. It's too tight, actually. Oh, not yours. Sorry. On the golf toast. Sorry. I'm allowed to do as I please. Our coordinates.

There's consequences. Despite having a sore Bechamel Basin for a few days. Oh, what? The Frenchman is expected to make a full recovery, but the bomb experts had to take the bomb away for testing to see if it was still like an active instrument. How did this guy even get the bomb? Like, is he like a collector or something like...

He's something. But you... Yeah. How would you... Because surely something like that should that be deactivated and then like put in a museum? Probably. Like, how would a regular human have that? It's a great question for the bomb experts.

And so when the doctor... He goes, I've got an obfurt. object in there can you take it out and the doctors are like yeah like how'd you go we found it yeah whatever cool roll over fucking take him out so so then they get in there to like remove it and the doctor's like I think this is a bombshell actually is that where the term comes from the first time a bombshell was ever used was removing an eight inch artillery bomb from a Frenchman's Parisian pouched it was just the way you were looking at me at the other and he said, is this a bomb shell?

I didn't realize what I was saying. No, I didn't know. And then it clicked for all of us at the exact same time. So the doctor goes, it's a bombshell. And I'm not talking about your wife. I'm talking about this. And then they go, well, if we pull it out, it could detonate. And they had to evacuate an entire hospital and call in the bomb squad.

I'm going to have to stop me right there. Are you sure that this isn't an episode of Grey's Anatomy? I wouldn't joke. Because I think this might have happened on Grey's Anatomy, like at least five times. I wouldn't lie about a man's creme brulee cupboard. Oh. All right? Neither would the New York Post.

I'm just wondering if the New York Post has got its wires crossed and they've just reported on an episode of Grace Anatomy. RIP your fucking algorithm. Can you Google? Bombing asshole, Grey's Anatomy. No, just bomb. Oh, can we Google bomb? World War I bomb, asshole. Can we Google bomb on, like, internet at a hotel?

Well, we're not trying to search the fucking weather. They don't like that. Charles? Yeah, it's true. Sorry, it's the make you do that, Charles. Yeah. I was just being... 24-year-old Frenchman forced the hospital tour.

Did they also use the term Ratatouille Tunnel, or was that just an RJ special? I think that may have just been an RJ special. special for my skimming of vice.com. Sorry. The bombshell. Google Charles where the term bombshell comes from. Because... It comes from Tony Lodge because when she walked down the street,

everyone goes, pooh, look at that bombshell. Everyone goes, oh, I'm going to blow it. I'll just remind you that the internet is a dark place and you just did some weird faces. No, I did. I'm really sorry. Charles, how many updates? Yeah. The term bomb shell is a forerunner to the term sex symbol.

used to describe popular women regarded as very attractive. Like, sex bomb. Sex bomb, sex bomb. You're my sex bomb. We go let it, eat old. Way, way, I guess, like, Love Island uses it. It's like a hot new bombshell. A hot new bum shells entered the villa.

That's what he said. The villa is what I call my asshole. Villa. Villa. Now, do we want to, a clean, like a pallet cleanser of a confession just to take the edge off. Do you know whenever people say pilot cleanser though, I know that this is what it actually like comes from, but like, how good is sorbet?

It's one of the, yeah. And was that designed to cleanse palates or was designed to be its own thing? Because as a palette cleanser, we were at a wine tasting and this guy just brings out like a passion fruit sorbet just like to clear the palate. And you go, oh, I'm not to. Yeah. Fuck. I don't know whether it was designed for one or the other, but it works, eh?

What a gift. Oh, and so, you know, and sometimes they let you like smell that coffee. I'm like, no, where's the sorbet? Yeah. Don't flick. Don't flick that. I've been on one wine tour. I don't know.

It goes on one wine tour. Don't you hate that? I spat it out. A tarpa has a confession. These are top of confession. And this will leave us on a. slightly more... Hey, I'll be the judge of that.

I love hearing about the Bechamel Bum. Thank you. I think that that's what they call me. When I walk into a dome, they go, oh, it's the Bechamel Bum. The Hollande's whore. What about the Bechonel Bandit? The Benedict Bandit.

That's what they call. This was submitted at Tony and Ryan.com.com.com. Anonymously. Wonderful. I've been sleeping on the job every day for five years, and I've never been caught. Charles, stop some hitting confessions.

I'm a commercial cleaner and quickly realized that as long as everything looked clean, no one really cared what I did at any given moment. Oh. Once I realized this, I found great hiding spots for naps.

Fire stairs, unused cupboards, even the cleaners room. Once I fell asleep on the car park sweeper with my head resting on the tiny little steering wheel. That's fun. My shift starts at 5.30 a.m. And by 9 a.m.

All the bins are emptied. The bathrooms are flying off. Turns out the word thoroughly is a... Thoroughly. Bathrooms thoroughly cleaned. Surfaces wipe. Dish washer on. And then I...

Oh God, you strove it on thoroughly and dish washer. Then I disappear for a little 90 minute kip every day on the clock. Once I wake up, I do another laugh at the office, unstack the dishwasher, and it's almost time to head home. I've been doing this every day for five years. Tarpers, please don't tell anyone. Wow.

I thought this was positive and awesome, but Tony doesn't like rule breakers. I don't like rule breakers. Yeah. Because I would never. Yeah. I think that I've got this, like, confusing thing because I'm like, because I would never do it. I'm like, oh, I don't think that's right, but also I'm like, I'm jealous that I haven't. You know what I mean? I want to point out something in defense of this tarpa.

Sure. Not that anyone's accusing it. I just want to make it really clear. Yeah. She's worked out that she can get all her stuff done of an eight hour shift in less time. Yeah. So she's not like not doing her job. She's like, if I get in early and smash it out and get it done, do that thoroughly get on top of it. She's like, they're paying me to keep the place clean. Yeah. The place is being kept clean. Yep. See, and so... It's not like, oh, so I just stopped doing half my job. No, and that is an important thing.

Yep. Because we, well, actually, we say with all the... Like, if your stuff's like, go home. Yeah. Like, don't stay and try and look busy for that thing, because then if you stay late and another... You know, like, fuck, it all comes out in the wash, whatever. Yeah.

But I think the thing that really has stuck in my brain about, and maybe this is just the way that they've written it, as long as the place looks clean. Because that's not the same. as being clean if you're paying a cleaner. Like, it's okay to make your own house look clean, but it's probably not sweet. I wanted to do B clean. Yeah.

Once bins were emptied, bathrooms thoroughly cleaned, surfaces wiped, dishwasher on. Then I would disappear for a little 90 minute give. Even 90 minutes is. That's like, a genuine sleep. That's like you could watch Mean Girls. I've gone to bed for the night for 90 minutes. Well, you're a dad. When I was, oh, but even like when I was 20, like, get home at 4 a.m.

Yeah. So, sleep for an hour or so and off you go and you're just like, okay. Fucking out. Yeah, I remember those days well. Yeah. But yeah, so then with that, but the thing that turned me off in the first sentence was like, as long as it looks clean. I'm like, tidying up is not the same as, you know.

Okay. But no, I write it. This is how I can confirm. I came back around, you know. What you're saying. Let's put it in different context and see just how right you are about calling that out. Okay. Imagine you look someone up and down and they're naked.

Yeah. And he goes, it looks clean, eh? You know? Imagine if someone turned over and they said, does my Bershmael Bonnet look clean? Or is it clean? Yeah. Like imagine you go to Dime and they go,

we're going to make your eggs holland-ace, with extra hash browns, extra little punitive hollandaise sauce and a cherry ripe espresso on the side. And they go, oh, we'll just use this pan light looks pretty clean. You'd go, well, actually, maybe not. I'm going to put your latte in this little glass.

It looks clean. Yeah. Imagine you go to the dentist for a scaling clean and they go, fuck, looks all right in there, right? You go, or... Here's my $200. How nervous would you feel after this line? The dentist is in your mouth,

checking the teeth. Yeah. And then they go, now Tony, your teeth look okay. You just go, fuck, what's coming.

Yeah. Or like, you get surgery and they go, yeah, looks clean. That's what they did in America with your foot. Yeah.

Looks fine. That'll be $1,000. Yeah. Looks like we should put you on a plane in a moon boot without drugs that help you not swell. Yeah. That's what it looks like.

Yeah. That's what it looks like that. That's what looks like that. That looks like that. I'm on the gold I'm wearing a Scooby-Doo hat Scooby-Doo hat and the Taylor Swift T-shirt with food on it

is really just dipping the scales Where's the food on it? Where's the food on it? Just above where it says Kansas Has that been there the whole time? Yeah. That's the pad tie from last night It's a little noodle.

Now the shirt looked clean. It's Leah from Canberra. I'm Katie from Brisbane. I'm Smil from Tacoma And you're listening to Tony Ryan. Sorry. We just talked about how I had pad tie on his shirt. It's hot pat tie on the sleeve as well.

What have you done? How to get up there? What have you done? I eat pad tie with vigour. Rigger? No, what's the difference? Love both. Isn't rigor when you're dead and you get a stickyy?

Rigger mortar? Isn't Vigger like? passion flavor you said rigour we're going to riga what's riga riga riga is the stiffness of muscles caused by chemical like post-mortem well it's not that i don't think you get that from pad tie i tell you what the padtires died and is it's stiff um that pad tie you won't believe this had duck in it isn't that just the craziest thing you've ever heard i had pad to anything's possible on the Gold Coast. Gold Coast.

Current coordinates. Honestly, Gold Coast? Fucked. I love the Gold Coast. I can forgive being vaped in the face. You don't have to forget. You can like the Gold Coast and not appreciate some kid breathing vaping to your face. It's actually fine.

I appreciate that. A bit of a shout out to a few of our champion typers over at our Patreon. Thank you very much to Ashley and Emma. They were two separate people, by the. the way they're not sharing. Vicky Bagby, Hannah Grace, good on you, Hannah,

Jamie Bears, Rian Barastero Wilkins. Okay. Nancy, good on you, Nancy, good on you, Nance, Morgan Lee, Andrew Chavez,

David Blowie, that's funny if that's a joke, and John Beiden. And it's funny if it's not a joke. Both can be true. Yeah. They're probably on the Gold Coast. And so last night

we watched the Guilty, the 911 film. Yep. Jake Gyllenhall. Tonight's Jake Jill Hall movie is prisoners and this is my pick. This is with Hugh Jackman. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because I've watched the trailer on TikTok about 9,000 times and I reckon looks really good. Yeah. Was it a trailer or just like scenes? I think it's just a scene. Yeah. And I'm worried though that that scene's given away the thing because the scene that I've watched.

Is Hugh Jackman the father? No, no, no, no. The scene that I've watched, he like breaks someone's door down and I I reckon now I know who's done it the whole time. Yeah, but people can break doors down and be innocent. I've had a broken door and not killed anyone. Like sometimes the workingness of doors and your ability to murder are not connected. Sometimes, so if you've got a door, you've got a gym.

Fuck, weren't they the greatest dad? Do you remember those? You got a door? You got a gym. And then people like us get to make reaction videos when people string shit up in door frames and fucking eat shit. It's hilarious. Were you alive for that, Charles?

I don't know what you're talking about. Did you got a door? Got a broken fucking spine. Um, do you remember also the ab swing? Like all of those like buy from TV. Jeez, ad swings really disappeared.

Turns out you can do sit-ups without one. Do you want to, obviously, something that's not going to surprise anyone in the room or listening or watching on YouTube, is that we had an app swing. I come from a, I come from a long line of suckers. Yeah.

We had a nab swing. It didn't work. The amount of times that a lodge has made four easy payments. Oh, my God. Hand those credit card numbers over. Your mum, like, watch the shopping channel or, like, late night and it's... We never had Black Fox towel until I was older, so nah, she didn't watch that, but, like, late on Channel 9 or Channel 7 or whatever, they would just randomly play. Look at this.

Vacuum, suck a fucking bowling ball, because that's convenient to know. You know? Because that's convenient. I would actually prefer to know if the vacuum cleaner clean the fucking floor. Yeah, the bowling ball is semi irrelevant. It's so not important to my decision-making process. You know what I mean? I've never even thought about that.

Fuck you, Godfrey. So other countries have golf ball, not golf ball, bowling ball sucking. I reckon. I reckon that's a classic. You know the other classic I reckon is like the glass of red wine on the mattress? Yeah. It's like, oh, you can dance right near and it still won't. tip over.

Yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. One of my favorites is the glass of red wine that they pour on the carpet. Oh, and then show you how easy it is to pick back up. No, to clean up.

To clean up. But then they just show you this other carpet. Like, Oh, don't be such a pessimist. They don't show the clean. They go, don't be such a pessimist.

They just show you, it's scrubbing and you can see all the wine. And then it's like, see, perfect. They do show you the scrubbing. And then in the background, there's like the producer like scrubbing the carpet and the fucking place. There's a stack of nine bits of carpet.

Yeah. They're hard to throw out. On the channel, like, you know during the morning show how they often do like the carpet cleaning and whatever. They show you cleaning it. Yeah. That's because it's not on Channel 9, probably. Channel 7 above board, as always. So Ryan is wearing a Scooby-Doo hat.

Thank you. It's very beautiful. I was going to wear it today because I bought it yesterday at Warner Brothers. No empty offers me. No, and I love it. And do you know what? This actually might be a lesson in buying things we enjoy for other people so we get to look at them. Because if I was wearing the Scooby-Doo hat, I wouldn't be able to see it.

But I've been looking at it for 20 minutes and it has made my fucking day. It's fucking awesome. So Ryan pulls up to pick Charles and I up from what born a brother's movie world. As if our mum was fucking, you know, used her lunch break. She comes up and she goes, hot, cool that dude. Tony forgot she was wearing it. And I was, oh my God, I've been wearing this hat all day. Also, I picked you up in budgie smugglers sitting on a towel.

Yeah, it's the best way to do it. Isn't that the most iconic summer memory is sitting on a towel in the car with wet swimmers? It's the only way to travel. Yeah. Truly, yeah. Maybe that's where the chafing came from. Should have got changed. Nah.

It's an investigation. Scoop John will get to the bottom of chafing by the end of this week. Interesting. Yep. Stay tuned for that. But Ryan and I decided to divide and conquer because I love a big ride. I'm a big fan of a ride. Ryan's a big fan of a water slide.

I also fuck with a water slide, but I was like, I do love a roller coaster. And they're right next to each other. It's so crazy that when you're driving on the highway, you drive past one and then the other one's right there. There's the wet and wild. There's the Outback Spectacular. There is the biggest golf driving range I've ever fucking seen in my life. There is movie world.

There is the village studios where they make the movies. It's all on the same block. It's crazy. Crazy. The Gold Coast truly is a one-stop shop for fun. We should consider holiday here. It's amazing. There is just so much to do, and it's all in the one place.

Anyway. Will you be allowed back after your efforts at Warner Brothers movieward? There are some things that legally probably can't discuss, but... Such as the footage we're about to show on the screen on YouTube even whether you can or cannot film on a roller coaster. Well. Because I've seen the footage and it is a lot. Okay. So here's where it gets a little bit hairy.

Have you got a sore chin from your boob bashing you? You'll get to see this again. Okay. This is kind of where it gets bit hairy. So because we were splitting up, Lily went with you to help you kind of film you on the rides and stuff. Because obviously we're here thanks to Webjetgo somewhere. And we were like making like bits of content for them.

Yep. So we had to film legally. Your honour. And then so... Like if you know, we are not filming for movie world. It's not for fun. Or for movie world. It's for work.

It's for work that doesn't involve them in any way. Okay. Who's son you are? Anyway, so Lil goes with Ryan and they, you guys dropped us off at movie world. And then Charles goes, well, yeah, I'll go with Tony and we'll film the staff and we'll get it all sorted out. as we are pulling into the car park of Warner Brothers movie world, I see the tallest roller coaster on fucking earth. What's it called, Charles?

The Marvel villain coaster or something. It even sounds big and scary. It's this enormous purple roller coaster. There's a massive like Joker face from Batman at the very top. I'd be interested, Charles. Is there a stat on whether it is like the biggest roller coaster in Australia or? because it was... It's the tallest, longest and fastest hypercoaster

in the southern hemisphere. It's called DC Rivals Hypercoaster. DC Rivals is slightly different to Marvel. They're not going to like that. They're not going to like that. Lucky we're not working for them. Webby J. Don't mind.

Yeah. Anyway, so... Nickname pending. I see... Yeah, DM. I see this roller coaster. I'm like, fuck, yeah.

And Charles just goes, why as fuck me. And that's tough for Charles because he's pretty wide. Like his bass line is white. Living in Melbourne, it's hard to not be pasty. It's fine. It's fine. We've gotten a little bit, I'm a little bit sun kissed at the moment, which I'm enjoying. It's actually that'd be light.

Oh, great. Thank you so much. Yeah, we want to put some lights on. Looks good on the screen. Yeah, a bit of yellow in there. Yeah, all right. I see. You do look good though. No, that's all right. It's just the light. It's just the Scooby-Doo hat. Anyway, and Charles's like, oh, don't I know about that.

That's pretty scary. And I was like, I was like, bitch. it's going to be so, like, they safety test these rides, do you know what I mean? Like, it's all good. Just because they test doesn't mean it's not scary and I wouldn't want to go on it. And that's why I didn't go. So I'm not hanging shit on Charles here. No, no, no, no.

So I totally agree. It doesn't mean it's not scary, but it does mean you are safe. Do you know what I mean? Like, I would like, but it did make me kind of think like, well, how far can, you know, for work? Like, is that a fair thing to expect you? Like, this is an employee on a work trip being bullied into being thrown upside down by a DC villain.

Do you know what the top speed is? Yeah. It's a hundred and fifteen kilometres an hour. It's the top speed. In a little fucking thingy car. Upside down. Upside down. Oh yeah, you go upside down and you kind of fling around in this big.

And so, like, at movie well, they do have, like, you have to be pretty little to get into a lot of the rides. And as someone who's like not that little, one of the girls working on the ride had to stand on my harness to, like, lock it in. I was like, just push it, girlfriend. Yeah. And she goes,

all right. And she fucking hoofed me into it. Good job. And I go, thanks, bitch. And she pissed. Like,

we were all sweet. We were all sweet. But I was like, I have to fit it. Like, this is the sickest fucking ride I've ever seen in my life.

I'm not, not going on this fucking ride. Anyway, um, so I did say to Charles, like, look,

if you want to film from below, like, it's actually fine. If you don't want to go on it, like I totally understand. I'm going. I'm fucking so pumped. Like, I love a roller coaster.

Anyway, we get in. And then as we're getting to the front of the line, it's like take off, I'm wearing a Scooby-Doo. You know, take your hat off, take your glasses off, leave your bag. Like, because it goes so fast and you cannot have anything on you. And Charles goes, oh, it's fine. We'll take everything off. And he goes, oh, but like the GoPro's got a wristrap.

So even if you drop. Charles Louise Patterson. He goes, he goes, so even if we drop. like it's attached to you. Like he's like, we'll tighten it up all good. And I'm like, okay, cool. Anyway, we go on this roll-recoaster and like we start, it starts going up. And you know how at the beginning going like clacks?

Like a. Just to make you even more fucking terrified. It's so stressful. And we go to the very top. And I'm looking at, there's all it. We'll post the whole video somewhere. Not that we have it because they asked us to delete it. But we'll post the whole video in Patreon or something.

It has to be behind the paper legally. Yeah. Yeah, fair. But as we're going up, I like say to Charles, I'm like, John on my hand, like, you okay? And he's like, no, no, no. Like, he starts like fully, like fully skipping out. Like I'm, it's start to actually get. And I was like, do you want me to get them stopped?

Right. Because he started like actually freaking out. And I was like, bitch, are you actually okay? And he was, I don't really. No. Has me like dipped down on the ride. They really get you on the front. Oh, my God.

The comedy of it. Absolutely. amazing. Okay. Yeah. Anyway, and so we're on this ride. I was shitting.

I'm not holding the GoPro like this, but I'm white knuckling the harness. Yeah. Because I was so terrified. I had my eyes closed the whole time. I was so scared. And I didn't have my glass on, so I couldn't actually say that.

Yeah. And then in the corner... What are you trying to prove with your eyes open? In the corner of the video, all you can see is Charles like this. Oh! for the whole thing.

He's just like deadpan. There's two types of people pissing themselves on a ride. There's a screamer and there's a silent, breathe-thruiter, and Charles was the latter. Yeah. And so because I love merch, as is evidence well as Scooby-Doo hat, we also might be the first people to have ever purchased. Not the photo. The ride photo.

You didn't. How much they fucking get you for that? $25 for a photo. But it's got a little cardboard thing. And I thought I was getting fucked over by spending $25 on a locker at Wet and Wild. Now, I would never buy this, right? Like, this is not really me because I'm kind of like... You're a merch girl though and it's merch adjacent.

I am. But I'm like, no, we've got other photos from the day. Like, back in the day, I reckon you would buy it. But now that you've got, you can film yourself and stuff, I don't think you... And like, now that you've got your own GoPro footage, why I would just spend $25 in a gift shop. That we deleted on site. But as they requested. Is that why they say no cameras

because they want to sell it back to you? Because if you're taking your own photos, then... I mean, I don't really know I can't film. I think it's fine. They didn't say beforehand no film. They said no filming on phones. I reckon that if everyone was filming on phones,

that'd be flying off, getting dropped. That'd land on the drop. But I had the GoPro on my wrist. But like, that's what they probably gone, you know what? We're not dealing with that. They'll break and drop and we don't want to, yeah. I mean, I get it.

And that makes sense. I think for the same. Challenge accepted, you know? I think, no, no. I think that for the safety thing, I actually do totally get that. But like, we weren't being dicks. We didn't film anyone else.

Anyway, but then as we're walking out, we see the photo and I wouldn't normally get sucked in. But this is especially fucked. So do they show you the photo and then you get to decide if you're going to buy it or not? Yeah. That is great marketing. That is great strategy. You kind of walk off the ride and there's this like tunnel with like screens in it.

And it's a different photo for like every row of the ride. And we were right at the back. So ours was like the first screen that you kind of saw. And this photo, we needed to keep it. You haven't, Ryan hasn't seen this yet. Is this my present? This is your present, yeah. Charles looks like the definition.

If you Google and Charles, please make this for the website and SEO. If you googled, seen a ghost. you're so intent on whatever the fuck you're staring at just the mouth open like vacant expression but I'll be shutting the fuck up if I can't because you I wouldn't say worse or better it's different but it's fucking harrowing and geez I'd hate for them to get you on a good angle you know what I mean oh yeah God God forbid why don't we shoot it from fucking how man

look at I'm not just like this because I was just pushing myself back into the sea You're, there's so much because it's obviously a ride. The air and winds got up your shirt, so your shirt looks fucking huge. It's like billowing out. But there is a bit in the video, which we don't have, that my boob literally looks like it's popped out and gone in my ear. It's so funny. We'll put that video in the episode thread on Facebook. No, the photo we will.

So the photo. The photo. Yeah, the video. Or you can go to scene. and the photo is there as well. All right. Curious. If I said to you like pretend that you're Popeye.

Yeah. And do like a like a muscle like, like, er. What did you look like that chick? Oh yeah. She does look like Popeye. We'll blow her face for, um, safety reasons. Yeah.

But she looked, oh, but look where she's holding the thing. It looks like she's. Yeah. But we just look so much more scared than them. They look like they're having fun. We just look like we've been dipped in sunlight. The difference between the two of you is that they look like they like roller coasters.

They look like they like roller coasters and you guys look like you lost a bet. I would love to know and I would love to know at what point in the ride the photo's taken. Don't you remember there being a big flash at some stage? My eyes were closed. So I don't know. Charles? Yeah, so it's taken just as you go down. Like the first drop.

Yeah. Yeah. So, because my eyes were closed, Charles goes, oh, how was that bit where you go backwards? I was like, I couldn't.

I wouldn't know. I could feel it and it felt scary, but I knew that if I opened my eyes, I'd throw up. Charles, you look so terrified. Are you, well, fair to how I even? See, I was actually like fine.

Oh, fuck off. No, like, getting off the roller coaster, I was like, okay. But Tony was like, I was wobbly. Yeah. Like getting off it. I was like,

And we just been yelled out by that 16-year-old girl, so that was pretty intense. For having a camera. For having that, for filming, yeah. She was only 16, but she had the veracity of a 21-year-old.

Oh, yeah, she was like a Karen. Yeah. But, like, in fairness, she's doing her job,

like, all good. But, and she's like, you're going to have to delete and Charles's like, yeah, and then I was like,

Charles, should we delete it? He goes, fuck off. I said, I'll back it up. I believe Charles bragged in the carys and I've actually got a backed up version.

I've got two versions of that. So you enjoy that photo. I've got it. We all will. From Paul. And this, it starts off a bit sad. But it comes back around and it's a really beautiful photo.

Beautiful photo. Beautiful photo. Beautiful story. Sorry, I'm still on me. Paul Upcrofts and I have been chatting on Patreon for a while. And he's told me a lot about his struggles and how his life with his partner and things like that. And so we wanted to try and cut with the best. way to like kind of share this.

Paul says, after surviving domestic violence six months ago, Paul was homeless and he had been for about two years, which is just awful. Nothing stopped him though and he never gave up. Missing his kids, he wrote a song called Beacon of Love telling the story that like home is where the hard is and that his kids are his heart and he wants, you know, to, I guess, share that, but also for his kids to know, like how he feels about them. He pushed on, has fully rebuilt his life. He's now working.

he has a home and he's continuing to write music and so his new partner Michael they formed like a musical duo they were like we both are making music sharing our story they've both had their own struggles before like coming together and they make

they've just released their second song it's called These Four Walls and I'm going to really fuck this up because it's in Swedish but as a group they are called de de te de de Tvo Argentina

I know that I've gotten that wrong Yeah but you're brave for trying He even gave me the pronunciation But we could put all the info in the Show note So you can just Google that Because they've released a little bit of music It's on like YouTube and SoundCloud and stuff like that

So if you feel like Supporting some TARP's Supporting an amazing story But translated it means the two agents So that's their like music grew but yeah they're just making music about their life and how much they love each other, love their kids, love their life and it's really awesome to see how far they've come. Good on them.

Yeah, thanks for sharing that, Paul. It wouldn't have been easy. It seems like a throwaway comment to say like, oh, it's hard to put yourself out there, but it actually is. Totally is. So, yeah, fuck, good on. Because when I walked into Warner Brothers movie world and I selected that Scooby-Doo hat and put it on, well, actually when I selected it and then I gave it to the woman,

at the teller and she said wearing this one now I thought yeah I am Is this for your son? Where's he? No it's for me She cut the tags off she went You're sure I went yeah

Are you trying to sell the hat or not Yeah do you want your commission $30 that hat was So what I'm saying is I understand As much as I thought Because they could That's what I thought I thought it'd be like 65

Yeah they'll see you come in those places So what I'm saying is I know where Poole's coming from Putting yourself out there's really tough creatively. Love you, Paul. Yep. You and Paul just two of a kind. My love to see it is to start the fucking blog from Abigail Worthley.

Hi, Abigail. I did it. She says, after almost 10 years in the making, I've opened my own nail spa. Oh my God, is it in Melbourne? These hooves need attending to. This was so scary for me. I quit my full-time job and we moved to another state because her husband got a job. And so she's like, oh, I'm in this new town.

I don't know anyone. I'll have to go looking for a job. And then the husband's like, in this town we're a blank canvas. You don't have a job to quit because you've already quit it. You've always talked about it. You've always thought about it. I know you're capable.

Why don't you fucking start the fucking blog. Is the town Melbourne? I don't know. I don't think so. He encouraged me to follow my love of nails and open my own one room spa. I wrote it off because, oh, of course I can't do that. But I thought, you know what? Start the fucking blog.

Here I fucking am. And it is now open. I'll find the details. and the town, I believe it's the US or Canada. Oh, bung. But Tony will travel for a good nail. Well, remember how I got done in New York? In New York City.

I'm walking. A walk in. In New York City. Yeah. They charged me a lot for those nails. That's okay. Well done to Abigail, or as I call her, Abbottnail. That is very, oh, sorry.

It's blown an absolute Abigail down there. That's just really Abergaonailed. in the coffin of my comedy talking as evidence by that last sentence we'll be back tomorrow I think Abigail's in Portland Oregon

Portland that was a bit of an ABFA fail I'm sending you to have a Gile what are you doing later I want to ABRA rail I'll give you the AB smile slimy I'm just trying to

I'm about to say something about my ABA tail and then I realize I don't have one so Scooby-Doo has one. Coo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo! All right. Hey, tomorrow on the show. Things you can say on the Gold Coast and also in the bedroom.

We're doing it. And we, funnily enough, not only are we on the Gold Coast, thanks to WebJet. We're in my bedroom. We are literally on the Gold Coast and in Doty's bedroom. So, I mean, what would you say to me in this room and on the Gold Coast? Because now's you done. Wanna abber fuck?

See you tomorrow. Love you. Bye. Shout out to the Starva. Maybe well. Love you. Bye.