Toni and Ryan - This Episode Expires In 24 Hours

Episode Date: February 28, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. Hello. And we're calling Emily, who's in Oregon. Oh, beautiful. Where's Oregon on the map? On the map. In America. Yep. Portland.

Portland, Oregon. Yeah. Real cool, cool cats in Oregon. Yeah. Emily! Real cool, cool cats in Oregon. Hi. Emily. Hello. Hey.

It's Tony and Ryan. How are you doing? Hi, I'm great. How are you guys? Yeah, we're well. What have we caught you doing, Emily? What are you doing? Oh, I'm running out of my office.

Oh, yep. I wish I was running out of my office. Oh, yep. I wish I was running out of my office. Yeah. What do you do for work, Emily? What are we interrupting and possibly getting you fired from? Oh, I just work in HR, like leaves administration. Super exciting. So if you get in trouble for taking a private call, you deal with HR, which is you.

Which is you. So, like, all good. And you can just tell someone else that you administrated your own leave. Yeah. And that you had taken it for this call. Yeah. It's like a free pass. Exactly.

Yeah, I'll take that. We should get into HR. I think I might get into HR. That's good. Good areas, good areas. Emily, will you approve today's episode? Yeah, absolutely. Legend. Woo-hoo. Hi, it's Emily from Oregon, and I approve this podcast. Woo-hoo. Emily will you approve today's episode yeah absolutely legend

hi it's Emily from Oregon and I approve this podcast happy new year and happy birthday to all the Feb 29 tarpers happy leap day happy leap day should I do birthdays now or later Happy New Year and happy birthday to all the Feb 29 Tarpers. Happy Leap Day. Happy Leap Day. Should I do birthdays now or later? I don't know.

I'm really excited about the birthdays. Should we do them now? Leighton Wood listens to the podcast. He'll be celebrating his 11th birthday today. Happy birthday, Leighton. Tarpa Jenna is turning eight today. Happy eighth birthday, Jenna. Andrea said, yep, I'm nine on the 29th.

Oh, nine-year-old tarp, or if you know, you know. Lizzie Moore says, my daughter is, and she was born on February 29, 2020, so we're actually celebrating her first official birthday today. Oh. Isn't that nice? That's so sweet. Isn't that nice? That's so sweet.

And what sounds illegal but isn't? Tapa Karen says, on Feb 29 this year, my husband is turning nine. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we get it, but also. Yeah. I wouldn't be saying that outside in 21. Happy 9th birthday to my. Yeah, okay.

Okay. I saw a little bit of argy-bargy in the comments actually of 29th of Feb babies, Leap Day babies saying like, oh, my parents made me celebrate on March 1st and I fucking always hated it because my birthday's in February. I should get like the 28th of Feb and people would be like, no, because you were born after the 28th. So it means, you know, no, but I was born in Feb and I just thought I've never thought about that.

You know how you've said to me before that I don't give off only child energy? No, you don't. Do you reckon there's a few people giving off February 29 energy? Yeah, and I reckon there's a couple of fucking only kids in there as well. Yeah. And that's not a cuss, I'm just saying. I think. You can say whatever you like today, mate.

There's no repercussions. Yeah, we're throwing this episode in the bin after it's done. Later on today, Tony pitched this yesterday and we all agreed, we get to share a secret and everyone has to forget. Yep. And we can only discuss it on Feb 29th. Yep, and then the episode thread will be archived. So comment up a storm on Facebook today. And then it to forget. Yep. And we can only discuss it on Feb 29th. Yep. And then the episode thread will be archived. So comment up a storm on Facebook today.

And then it's gone. But it's gone. As soon as it reaches the 1st of March on the international dateline, see ya. Which I think we're saying is American Samoa or Hawaii. Yep. Get around it. Yep. But first, Norma Lorna, thank you very much to everyone who submitted these in the Tony

and Ryan podcast Facebook group. The actual one. Yes. But first, Normal or Nah, thank you very much to everyone who submitted these in the Tony and Ryan Podcast Facebook group, the actual one. Yes. With 108,000 members, not all the fake Tony Lodge ones. Jennifer Halliburton asked Normal or Nah. Hey, Jen. Driving through the drive-through and you've got an empty coffee cup from last time.

No, no, no, no, no. Does anyone receive the new hot coffee and give the empty coffee cup back to the place for them to put it in the bin? No way. Can you stop down the trash for me? Thanks, mate. No. Nah, nah, nah, nah.

I just witnessed the car in front of me do this. Oh, Jen hasn't done it? Okay, all right, good on you, Jen. And Jennifer says, I was horrified, mortified, could not believe it, a fight. Is this normal or surely nah? Fuck nah. Do you know what I also, like, really pisses me off whenever I see it?

Someone taking a keep cup into a cafe and going, oh, just give it a rinse before you're, like, handing over a dirty keep cup. No fucking way. They're not like your dishes doers. Let me propose this to you. Oh, fuck, mate. Be careful. You're not costing them a cup.

So for the couple of cents they save on the cup, they make it because they've got a little hot water. It's all easy, ready to go. Not always. I think it like evens out is what I'm saying. Actually, baristas, let us know. Do you fucking hate that? Or maybe they go, oh, no, it's good because then you can start with it.

It's better than just getting a crusty one and going, do you want me to just fucking. Actually, fuck, there's no way a barista is going to like that hay. No. Let us know. I mean, straight away in the thread because the thread's disappearing. Yeah, you don't have long. But because if someone handed you a cup, you just put it on the coffee machine.

Instead, now you're asking them to, like, give it a little. Nah, I think that's shit. But, yeah, through the drive-through, being like, oh, you don't mind taking my empties, do you? It's brave. It's brave. Yeah. It's bold.

It's brave. Yeah. It's bold. It's brave. Yeah. Normal or nah, this shirt? Good. Good. Yeah. Can you describe it for those playing along at home?

It's quite. I described it as a party shirt earlier. Yeah. Yeah, I'll give you a party shirt. It's like mustard and pinks and greens and it's kind of got like an Egyptian vibe. Like there's like a. Normal or nah? It's not my favourite shirt of yours, but I love you wearing colour.

That is something that I really enjoy. So I'm leaving it on? I'll leave. You should leave the party shirt on. Okay. But maybe throw it out after Leap Day because things from today are going to be forgotten. Well, actually.

I'll do you a favour. Knowing that it is Feb 29, what do you think of the shirt? Because there's no, like, tomorrow I can't judge you for hating the shirt because it's free swing Thursday. And I've always said that. Always said that. It's not my favourite patterns, but the shirt looks really good on you. Okay.

You do look really good in, like, a patterned, like, colourful shirt. I've switched things up. There said that. It's not my favourite patterns, but the shirt looks really good on you. Okay. You do look really good in like a patterned, like colourful shirt. I've switched into that. There we go. Yeah. Rani says. Hi, Rani. She wakes up from a nap and she kind of does this lap of the house and quote, to make sure everything is still there

and everyone's still alive and nothing burned down or disappeared. I did this subconsciously until the other day when mid lap, my partner goes, Oh, what are you doing? And she goes, Oh, I just woke up from a nap. And he's like, yeah. And she's like, yeah. So I'm just, and then like, realize that she did this thing. Normal or nah. Have you ever seen on the internet like a comment below a video or a tweet or something and it says, I have never had an individual experience in my life? I do that.

That's normal for me and I've never thought about it. But I go, yep, just a quick once over, all looking okay. Pippa's still here. Pippa's still here. Yep, toilet's all still attached to the floors. I don't know. Like I've never noticed that I do that. But, yeah, if I hop out of bed, I'll go, yep, just do a quick once over.

Everything's fine. Everything's all good. Do you do that? Similar in that consciously no, but probably. Just have a quick wander. So my bedroom is at the front of the house. The very front, yeah. And if I'm leaving early in the morning,

and usually I don't have breakfast or coffee because I'll like come into work and do that, like I could just from my room shower in the en suite and just go. Out the front door, yeah. But I like I would never. Go down, have a quick once over? Kind of, yeah. That's so fun.

And I think, like, especially with the dogs, I reckon that I kind of, like, walk down and go, like, oh, like, Pip hasn't gotten into anything or did we leave anything out after dinner last night that she could get into or, you know, whatever. But that's, I've never ever thought about that. But I 100%, especially after a nap. Especially after a nap. Everything's all good, yeah.

I know when you wake up from a nap and you're like, what fucking year is it? Yeah. Like. I woke up from a nap the other day and Bridget asked me this, like, pretty complicated question. She has a habit of doing that when you've first woken up. I was like, Bridget, I actually don't know where the fuck I am right now

or who the fuck you are. Just give me a sec. Yeah. Like, I'm actually all over the job. I'm basically still in deep REM right now. Like, you can't, yeah. Beth Astra. Hi, Beth.

Oh, my favourite car. Normal or nah. Wanting to question when the Happy New Year at the start of the episodes will stop because it's March and I'm stressed. Well, Happy New Year, Beth. It's the 1st of March tomorrow. Today doesn't exist, so Beth has never really asked this question. But if it's stressing Beth out, do we feel obliged?

Oh, should we stop? To be honest, there has been less people question it than I expected. If Beth is stressed, I don't like it. Yeah, I don't want to make Beth stressed. I wish her all the Beth. She's simply the Beth. Bethany, all the rest. Okay, we're not singing anymore?

Well, I don't know why that was what you, yeah, Beth-er, surely. Beth-er than all the rest, not Bethany. Beth, it's over. Aww. And next year. Hey now, hey now, don't Beth it. Why wouldn't you go Beth it? Oh, I did last time and you fucking got on my case.

No, you said Bethany. Her name's Beth. Beth Astro Hog. We will go again next year until Beth says that's enough. Until Beth, yep. Beth gets to decide. Next year. Make sure you write down Beth's name.

It's Beth, by the way. B-E-F-A-N-Y. No, but you take note of Beth's name because we don't want any fake-ass Beths coming in and pretending that they get the say. Oh, no, it'll be Beth LinkedIn on Facebook. Beth and his blogs. I've made a note of Beth and Beth will decide next year and for every year here on Fout.

Yep, here on Fout. Is that because his eyes are in? Shut the fuck up. I don't care anymore. Is that why? I actually don't care. Is that why? I actually don't care. I actually don't care.

I actually don't care. I actually don't care anymore. I've given up. Congratulations. Finally, Claire Wilson asks. Hi, Claire. Does anyone else dream that they're peeing, then wake up busting to pee,

and then you kind of need to check to make sure you haven't peed yourself? Normal. Every night? Isn't your, isn't peed yourself. Normal. Every night. But isn't your, isn't, I was about to say wet dream. That's a whole other thing. We're not doing that today. No. Speak for yourself.

Isn't a water-based dream actually supposed to be letting you know? Isn't that like your brain being like, things are happening, motion in the ocean. But I've had dreams where I'm literally trying to find somewhere to pee. Yeah. And the whole dream is just me trying to find a place to piss. And then I find somewhere to piss and I do the piss. Yeah. And then I wake up and go, okay, well, I got to pissing stage in my dream.

Yeah, so I must be close. No, but like in my dream it came out. So that's when I'm like with my hand, I'll go. Thank God because like it felt real. I like that you saved dream chat for Leap Day as well. A lot of dream chat from mine. Yeah, and then today it'll be over. It'll be over.

Normal and Claire. Normal. Agree. Yeah, totally. Simply the Claire. Hey, it's Emily from Oregon, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Yeah. Emily from Oregon, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout-out.

Guys, Tony's nervous about a secret. A massive shout-out to a few of our champions. She's flapped. She was bad. Was it bad to the bone? Massive shout-out to a few of our champion tarpers over at our Patreon. Gabby Vale, Melinda Yim. Thank you so much, Melinda. Adam, Heidi McDermott and Natalie Mouse.

Meow. Nope. That's a cat. That's a cat. What sound does a cat make? Meow, mouse. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we both meowed for a mouse.

Yeah, we did. Tony's flapped his hand. I am actually. I've got like heart pain, chest pain. And just to keep in mind, you've pitched this disappearing Thursday, Free Swing Thursday. Yep. Which means you've had some, like, I had to kind of have a think about it,

but you were like, I've got something. Well, it was something that I knew that I wanted to tell you. Yeah, I'm feeling, like, a bit hot and sweaty. It was something that I knew that I wanted to tell you. Yeah, I'm feeling like a bit hot and sweaty. It was something that I knew that I wanted to tell you, but after seeing the ramifications of the poo towel, I thought, well, God, no one in their right mind would. So just to repeat, because today is February 29, it's a leap day.

Which we've coined that term. I don't think I've heard leap day before. When I said that to Ryan, he said, I've never heard anyone call it that. But I don't know what else it would be called. So Tony's proposed that we can tell each other secrets or get something off our chest. And after today, you can't.

That's it. No follow-up questions. It's forgotten. It's stricken from the record. Maybe some follow-up questions in 2028 on Feb 29, but it's a free swing. And as tarpers. And we've got to respect that. As tarpers, as a community, as a group, as a friendship,

as an open relationship we all have together, we're trusting everybody. It is a trust exercise. It is. And I respect that you've pitched it. I've accepted and approved the pitch. Not that you need my approval, but we're both committed. It's a two-way street. It's a two-way street.

And what I don't like is people that make a bet and don't pay up. No, you made a bet. And someone who said, no, I've agreed to this and then changed their minds. So we're both in and we're both going to respect the rules. Yep. And I would like to go first. It's one of those things where sometimes you want to rip the band-aid off but also don't want to do it.

And I'm really angry that you just said you wanted to go first because I really – Respect the day. I'm respecting it, respecting the day. Okay. All right, here we go. Cone of silence, 29th of February, here we go. Confluence, 29th of February, here we go.

You know how you've got those nice, like, green ginger citrus tea bags on your desk? Yeah. I've had a few of those. And I was sort of like, oh, like, I'll probably buy a box one day just to like, you know, top it up. It feels like the right thing to do, but I haven't yet. And it's probably been a while.

So I've probably had, it's a big box, but I've probably had four or five of those tea bags and not told her. And I'm sorry, but they're delicious. And sometimes I get in like, you know, I feel like a coffee. We've got hot water and I just got to drop the tea bag in. And it's a delicious green ginger citrus. And I've, I've been stealing the, well, not stealing, but I've been taking a few tea bags and I haven't replaced them and I'm sorry about that. Okay.

Okay. You have not understood the assignment because that is quite mild. Oh. I think I should change what I'm going to say. No, no. And you can't bring that up after tomorrow. And actually, after you love to see. You know what?

Actually, no, no, no. I'm going to change what I said. That's okay. No, thank you. What you did is okay. What did you do? I don't judge anything that you've ever done, ever. I'm going to have a tea after today because they are quite nice, aren't they?

I'll give you five. You can have all of them. Have that box. Don't bother replacing it. It's fine. What have you done? We, you and I, the Tony and Ryan HQ is moving soon. Yeah.

We actually just signed the lease on a new office. Yep, we've got our own space. So at the moment we're like sharing an office and it's getting busy because the other team. The people we share with, their business is booming. They're growing and we're kind of like I think we need like our own space. I wouldn't say we've been squeezed out. Oh, no.

It's time. We are sad to go. They're sad to see us go. It's time. It's time. Over the past few weeks we've been getting like a lot of deliveries and a lot of stuff is going to the new office and someone has to be there to like accept furniture and stuff like that because obviously they're not

conscious, like leave it out the front on the street. And I've been doing, like I've been going to the office and kind of saying like I'll work from the new office today so I can like accept some stuff. Yeah. going to the office and kind of saying like, I'll work from the new office today so I can like accept some stuff. The other day I was there, the delivery window was 7am until midday. Yeah.

And so I was like, I'll wake up early and I'll go over there and open up the office. And I think I heard it. And I. That was an issue. Well, I get to the office and my keys didn't work. And I've been there millions of times, never had a problem. Like five? Yeah.

That's a lot. Yeah. Never had a problem. And then I get there in the morning and, like, my keys aren't working. And I was like, oh, my God. And I knew that you were kind of coming down soon. And I was like, oh, any chance that you're, like, already on your way, like, my keys won't work.

And you were like, oh, like, Bridget's at the gym at the moment, so I probably won't be there for, like, another hour or so. And I was like, oh. Got Mabel. I'll be on my way when Bridget's back. Yeah. And so I was like, okay, like like you'll probably be here in an hour. At least I'm here.

If the delivery comes, I'm here to accept it and you and I can carry it inside when you get here. So I was like, cool, I'll just like hang out in my car. What have you done? So on the way to the office, I had a green juice. I remember you texted me something. And I get to the office and my keys don't work and I needed to poo really bad.

But you couldn't leave. I couldn't leave because we were waiting for the staff of the office. Where? Yeah, I'm at the front door of the office and I pooed in the garden at the new office. You did not. You did not. When you say garden, there's one tree.

I pooed on the tree. Then what about the other people in the other offices? I pulled my car up really close. To cover yourself? Open the door. And shut out the door? No, and squatted down. I'm keeping all the tea bags.

Okay. Tony Lodge. Did you deal with it? Yeah, but because I couldn't get into the- Well, you just left it in the- No, shut up. Let me tell you. So I couldn't get into the office.

I still can't get into the office, right? And you're just staring your own green smoothie shit in the face. It was huge. I've never seen a human's shit, like, on the floor. It's so much more than, like, a dog. Like, it's gigantic. Yeah, well, you're bigger than a dog. Yeah, thank you for noticing.

And I, in my handbag, had one maxi pad. And that's what I had to wipe my bum with. And so I'd wiped my bum so that was clean and I, like, pulled my pants back up or whatever. I had one bag in my car. Yeah. Like it was like a post bag because I was bringing deliveries from my house over to the office.

I had one post bag in my car and I popped that in the bag. And mailed it to someone you hated. And then, yeah, you know who I would have sent it to. I do know. Anyway, and so I messaged Torbs and I go, sweetie, I don't know what to do. I've just, I was so desperate. I've shit in the garden at work.

And he goes, I'm on my way. And he comes to the office with like a big bucket and some soap and stuff so that we can like wash it away. And you won't even propose to him. And he, and in the meantime of like him getting to the office, he was like, I'm 10 minutes away. It's really close to our, he was like, I'm 10 minutes away. It's really close to our house. He goes, I'm 10 minutes away.

And I go, okay. In that meantime, I managed to open the door because the lock was all seized up. But obviously me messing with it, like loosened it up. Don't say loosened it up. Loosened it up like someone's bows after a green smoothie. And I managed to like at least get in, like wash my hands. Yeah. And Torbs rocks up and he's got a plastic bucket and a roll

of Pippa's poo bag. Not a few bags, a roll. A roll of Pippa's poo bags. And he scooped it out of the garden. Again. And then. How many times has that guy scooped your out of the garden. Again. And then. How many times has that guy scooped your shit? I know.

And so because the. And you still won't propose. And so the guy, well, I can see why he won't fucking propose to me. And so he gets there as other people start kind of getting to work. Yeah. And so it's like pretty busy. And I was like, oh, my God, I hit this woman with my car so that it like made sense why we were like next to the car

and parked weird because I'm like, oh, no, see, this is the dent. And Torbjorn's like, that will never buff out. So you did this whole thing. We're like putting this play on. For the delivery guy. No, because there was all these people that work in our complex. Because there's a lot of other businesses around, yeah. A lot of security cameras as well.

I'm not sure what anyone's seen. They would have seen things. Torbs goes, you want to make 20 grand? We'll send this to the Daily Mail. Yeah, don't give it away on the podcast for free. So we ended up, he scooped up my poo. And what did he do with it? And then we like washed down the like area. Um, so we ended up, we, he scooped up my poo. And what did you do with it?

And then we, um, like washed down the like area. So I was there yesterday. We washed down all the area. So I was like, you like, there's no trace of it now. And then I said, well, cause it's a new office. We don't have any bins yet. We don't. It's actually really. We don't have any bins yet.

We don't. It's actually really. So Torbs took the poo in his car and threw it out at a McDonald's. And which McDonald's I'm not willing to disclose. I think I know the one on the corner of St. George's Road. Shout out to those on Bell Street this morning. So. I pointed at that McDonald's.

That's an important McDonald's in my life. Yeah, so he took the. My car broke down in the front of that when I was in uni and that's where I came up with the short film idea. And every time I drive past it, I go, if I didn't break down at this McDonald's, I would never have made that movie. And now I find out that one of the McDonald's in the area is. Yeah.

So Torb's like disposed of the poo, thank God, and it wasn't until I was lying in bed that night, the other night, that I remembered that most of the poo is in a bag with my name and address on it because. Because of the delivery. Delivery. Who on earth would... Tony, the podcaster?

Yeah. Well, special fucking delivery. Yeah. Is that means it's going to get mailed back to you? Imagine if that turns up. Imagine if he didn't put it in the bin, he put it in a post box by accident. Three days later. Someone sent you this awful thing.

I actually know who that's from. Luckily Australia Post. It'll never get back to me. Yeah, you'll be fine. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. When Tony says the garden out the front, there is a solitary, a singular tree.

And like a tiny patch of dirt. Yeah. Yep, shat in the dirt out the front of the office. So any follow-up questions, feel free to ask now because as of, you know, like Hawaii time, midnight. Well, I am going to, after this episode, go and get a tea to calm down. I would. You can have one of mine.

Thank you. And then I will go and knock on the door of our new business neighbours and be like, who's got footage? Because if I don't get this footage before midnight, it's... No. What's it in court when you... Inadmissible. Yeah.

Tony, fuck. Did you consider driving, considering it ended up in Maccas anyway? Yeah. Did you consider just, like, heading down the road and... It was just too late. And in my mind, I'm like, okay, there's... Murphy's law. Well, there's two options, right?

I either shit myself or I don't because I was like, I'm not going to get to the Maccas or whatever because we're new to the area. I don't know the area that well so I was like, you know. And sometimes cafes, I think we talked about this on AM. They don't like always let you go in and I just, there was actually just no time. It was just like it's happening, I've got to make a decision,

do I shit myself or shit in a garden? I mean if they're the only two options that you're faced with. And they were. Like I'm serious, like when you have to go, you have to go. But why didn't you decide 10 minutes before that? Because that's when I was trying to get the door open. Yeah, so you thought you were going to get through. And I was like if you're on your way and you're five minutes away, sweet.

You know, like all these things in my head, I'm like. Are you blaming Bridget for going to the gym? No, no, but yeah, so. Are you blaming me for being a working parent? How on earth are you making this about you? Like, honestly. So it is your fault. It's just.

Well, no. As an IBS have-er and a frequent pooper, like I empathise with your pain. Thank you. I also need to sneeze, which I don't know if it's just like my senses and the sensory is just like exploding. Everything's a bit overwhelmed. Yeah, I am overwhelmed. Yeah.

I feel a bit guilty about the teabag still. Actually, no, I don't at all. Again, making it about you. Yeah. I feel a bit guilty about the teabag still. Actually, no, I don't at all. Again, making it about you, yeah. I just don't know how to feel because there's so many. How do you feel? Do you feel better having got that off your chest? I feel better having got it off my chest because I knew that we'd be able to have a good laugh about it and it would be like,

fuck, that's really embarrassing, but also I'm also I'm, like, embarrassed that that happened. Do you know what I mean? As a team. Yeah. As a business. We just need to stop shitting. Let's stop it. We're maniacs.

Stop it. Can we get sponsored by, like, corks? I actually wish that I could have stopped. This is the thing. I doubt that. While it was happening, I was like, this is not happening. How long did it take from start to finish? The actual poo?

Yeah. Because sometimes when you need to go, it can be all over it pretty quick. Oh, yeah. So it was probably like 30, 40 seconds. And were you stressing or was it just is what it is? Well, it came. It's just a feat. I just had to.

I was just like I can shit in my clothes or I can shit in it. I was more stressing like is someone going to walk down here? So luckily it was pretty early and there was no one there yet. And I did case out the like. We just met all the neighbours. They're all so nice. Yeah, I know. And I'm nice too but I just was desperate.

Like I just, there was nothing else that I can do and I really don't want people to judge me because when you've got to go, you have to go. Are we not judging you? And I was, I felt like, you know when you look at a dog pooing and they go, yeah, that's what I felt like. Yeah, like I just felt embarrassed that it had come to that. And I needed to tell you and I thought this is my chance. It's February 29, sleep day.

We can all forget about it. You know how I said, well, okay, follow-up question. And I'm not going to renege on the deal of forgetting. No, that's okay. But like. Try and forget this. You know what I mean? That's what I'm saying.

Like I can promise to try and forget it. I mean the teabags, I've really sent me into a bloody spiral. I'm not going to bring it up because them's the rules, but like, I don't think I can unknow this. Yeah. Every time I get to our new space and like,

I don't want to get all sentimental, but like, we're really proud of this new space. And it's like a big moment for the Tony and Ryan podcast and it's a new chapter. It's a line in the sand. I'm just sorry that we've announced this in this way. And so then every time it goes, oh, that's a new studio. Wonder if that's where Tony's shot.

It is. Fuck, dude. And at the front door. Where else? You know what it looks like. There's actually nowhere else. There are no other options, but I just, because I have to walk through that front door. I have to You know what it looks like. There's actually nowhere else. There are no other options, but I just, because I have to walk through that front door.

I have to drive through that a little bit. I have to look at that singular solo tree that, to be fair, is already having a pretty sad life. If I was a tree, I would. No, it's a fertilizer. What? Or is that just animals? Does human shit become fertilizer as well?

You know what manure? Maybe I'm doing it some good. I'm a gardener. Green thumb. I don't say green or thumb, really. But I also wouldn't. Yeah, but then you de-fertilized it by sending it off to Macca's. Question.

You fertilized a Macca's bin. Question. Question. We tell each other everything. Yeah. Should I have kept, are you saying that you would have rather I didn't tell you? It's not about telling me. It's about the act.

Don't be, you can't be judging. I can until midnight. That's the whole point of this. No. I'm not blaming you. I'm empathizing with you. But also empathizing with myself because I have to walk past every day and go, our beautiful workspace.

Then I look at that tree and I'll go. Well, you've walked past like six times already and didn't even know. Well, I think I did though. No, you didn't. I think I've walked past. Well, not to the extent, but you kind of walk through and go. No, because there was. No, don't do that.

That's nasty because it's not true. There's no smell there. It's all literally it's all gone. Yeah, okay. Okay. Okay. Like there's, there's actually nothing there. Like. Except the memories. Yeah. And the thoughts.

Yeah. So you think it's bad. I have to walk past it too every day. Do you know how hard it is for me to get a haircut in this town? No barber will touch me. But from. I'll never be able to lease another building. Luckily we've already signed. From this time tomorrow you will be able to. Huh? Because everyone will have had to have forgotten.

True. Oh, so this is what's going on. You're just fucked off that people can still bring up the towel. Yeah, that's exactly what's going on. I see. Well, shame because I'm glad that you know. I needed to tell you. Yep, you did.

And I'm glad that you're angry with how easy I'm going to get off because of the leap day. But I wanted to tell you because I care about you and because I didn't want there to be any secrets between us. I've got to get up to see it. Can everyone, like, just go hard today, though, in the thread and give a lot of feedback on that? But you have to stick by me that as soon as the 29th, that's it.

The end of Midnight in Hawaii. Yep. I'd love to see it from Cathy Earl. Cathy Earl. My son's middle school basketball team made it to the state playoffs a few weeks ago. We live in a really tiny town. It's Bulls Gap in Tennessee.

Bulls Gap. Yep. And the entire community has rallied together to congratulate and pump up the guys. They're like 12, 13 years old. It's hard for a small town to compete with the big city and blah, blah, blah. Because the money as well that goes into it, yeah. Or even just like in a big town you've got a school of like 1,000,

so when you pick your best six basketball players, they're going to be pretty good. But when you've got to pick the best six from seven blocks, you're like, well, I guess it's you guys. Yeah. When we left to drive to the playoffs, not only did this construction company make a big sign saying like, good luck to the Bulldogs,

because knowing they would like drive past on the way out, the boys got into the Bobcats and, like, waved them off in the Bobcats. So imagine when you're a – you can't – there's a – Oh. Go and check out that sign. It's in the Facebook group. And it's like, good luck to the Bulldogs. You know, we're all behind you.

And you imagine being a 12-year-old boy and they get the trucks out and they're, like, waving you off with the tractor arms. That is so sweet. That is the cutest fucking thing ever. So good luck to the Bulls Gap Bulldogs. That's awesome. In the state playoffs. And thank you very much to Tapa Cathy for sending that through and shout out to our

friends in Tennessee because we love Tennessee. Yeah. Oh, good on you. Thanks for sharing that, Cathy. My Love To See It is from Tia and I really want to just send a big apology to Cathy and Tia about being the Love To See Its on this particular episode. Yep. Tia says,

My husband and I just bought our first house together. Congratulations, Tia. Which is massive, but it gets better. I had the task of getting my cat to the new house. The cat hates the car, meows in pain the whole time, but she popped on an episode of Tony and Ryan. As you do. And then he was silent the entire ride.

Fuck yeah. Not only am I a tarper, but my sweet cat is too. Welcome. And I'm sorry that your cat has to hear that. And all pussies love tarp. I've always said that. You have always said that. Tomorrow's a new day.

Tomorrow's a new month. It's a new world, really. A new video show. Everything will be forgotten. Pinch and a pump for the first day of the month. Pinch and a pump. Pinch and a pump. Tomorrow, there's two kinds of people in this world.

And I don't think, you know when you're like, I have never had an original thought? You're going to learn about the other half of people and go oh fuck me wow like this is just brand new information that i didn't realize other people got stressed and put through this oh wow um and if you go to the supermarket with your partner yeah actually if you don't go to the supermarket with your partner you're gonna learn what they might be doing there. Drama. Drama. Drama. Drama.

I was nearly a single man the other day because it was nearly the end of Bridget and I. Because I was like, I don't think I can handle fucking. Now that I know that about you. I didn't say go back to New Zealand, but. But you thought about it. All right. I did think about it. Okay. All right.

Well, that's on tomorrow. Love you. Don't look at me like that. Don't look at me like that. How do you want me to look at you? The way you used to. Love you. Meow.

And you're still having the smoothies. I have not learned my lesson. You have not learned your lesson. Love you. Fuck. Sorry, everyone. I'm sorry. Love you.