Toni and Ryan - "This trip has gone perfectly"

Episode Date: May 21, 2025

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Hello and welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Tony. This is Ryan and we never start an episode of our podcast without a tarpa approval Yep, that's a Tony and Ryan podcaster and today it's Shannon who's in Wyoming now Shannon just to confirm just like myself I'm speaking with a fellow volleyball or is this true fellow professional athlete. That is true Newly volleyball. Yeah. Well, welcome welcome And now can you confirm to Tony and every other fuckhead who's watched Top Gun that you in fact do not strap your wrists? I do not. Well, you should be.

For health and safety reasons. I might have to try it. Maybe it'll make me better. I think you should Shannon. That's what they did on Top Gun. This is not how I planned on this going. Yep, no. Shannon's on our team.

Sorry, I'm open-minded. Oh, I love that rhyme, isn't it? No, very close, very, very close. Can you approve today's podcast? I would love to. Yay! Sweet. This is Shannon from Wyoming, and I approve this podcast. So just as we're about to start recording, Charles goes, I know what I'll do. Make a huge weird noise.

Sit on the squeakiest chair I can find and then lean forward. Everyone right to go? Go on, put the mic down. You be careful because that's a beautiful chair. It's a lovely chair and it's really comfortable, okay? You know what I'll say actually, there's a rocking chair in my room and I rocked on it last night

while I was talking to Torbz on the phone and I almost started to cry. It was like the most, Charles. I'm trying to have peace. Just get comfy and stay there. We're in a new Airbnb today. It was like the sweetest feeling of my life. I haven't sat in a rocking chair for 10 years.

Does Torb's not like rock you regularly? He rogs my world, but he doesn't. But I said to him, I was like, I'm getting a rocking chair for home. He's like, where are we gonna fucking put it? And I was like, I don't care. Just gonna get one. Because I just, yeah, I haven't sat,

just like so gentle and I was like, it made me emotional. There's plenty of room for that at your place. Yeah, I reckon. He's just being a bitch. Yeah. It's also weird for him to to say where you gonna put it cuz that's normally what you say to him We're in California the vibes are different and I like it. Yeah, we're chill. We're chill

Let's do normal honor No, no people send things in we decide if it's normal or if it's nah Most of these are from the Tony and Ryan Facebook group by the way So if you want to head over there and pop them on the thread or you go to Tonyandryan.com.au This is Hayley Grant. Hi Hayley Grant. Oh, Hayley's been around for a while. OJ Taper I reckon When I want the car to go faster, I lean forward. Obviously it makes no impact, but you feel like you've given it everything. Yeah. And it feels faster because you're putting in that lark, you're overtaking that guy. Oh, yep. Yep. I believe this is normal behavior, says Hayley.

Is it or nah? It's a nah for me. Really me really um but I do it if I was like playing Mario Kart or something you want to go faster like you definitely do that or when you're turning you like turn your whole body that is and it does do nothing especially on Mario Kart yeah so I do it like I was playing a video game I absolutely do it but I don't do it in the car I don't think do I do it like I was playing a video game. I absolutely do it, but I don't do it in the car. I don't think, do you do it in the car? Yeah, no, when you're giving it, and you grip the fucking wheel and you lean in

and you give it out, because the Jimny, yeah, there might be some sad news. The highway is not its friend. It does its best work off road. It's a four wheel drive, like old school, really great off road, fangin' it down a highway. Like you've really got to give it everything you got. And I do. Yeah, and you do, yeah.

So it's a normal for me. Yeah, okay. Um, is this normal behavior during sex? Asks Amanda Clements friend. My husband and I love doing the hippity dippity. Hot. Love that for you. But I also love listening to true crime. When I'm hooked on a story, it's hard to stop listening. Is it normal for anyone else to leave your air pods in when you're in

the middle of a really good audiobook while your husband is destroying your vagina? My friend would like to know if this is normal or nah. Fucking nah. No fucking way. That is... Is it ten times worse because it's true crime? I just can't imagine... As he grabbed her neck and strangled her to death and hit her body in the backyard. Oh God. Yeah. So, okay, that does make it worse. I just... The disrespect. Kind of. And I also just think like, they're like the connection of like having especially with like a long-term partner I don't know like I just can't imagine having my mind in another place and being able to like enjoy yourself if you were concentrating on something else. Well multitasking you know. But having like

music on or like you know the Netflix and chill of it all, like you're watching something and you go like, oh, you know, that's a bit different. But like you're consuming it together. You can both hear the music. Yeah. I think that's the thing that I just go, oh, you don't mind. I just feel like I would be really offended if I like tried it on with Torbz. And then he went, oh, you don't mind though.

If I leave my AirPods in, do you? Yeah. The Hawks are playing. I want to catch the action. Like I either think you listen to your true crime book. I'll put the Hawks game on and um, well then you might as well jerk off and go to sleep. Why have sex? Well, he's jerking off with his girlfriend's vagina.

Nah, that's fucking, I don't like that. I would, yeah. Nah. What do you think? I think it's the like... Are you not saying anything because you don't think it's weird? Nah, I think I'm the same. It's like the fact that one of them is doing it and the other one's not is just

like, well, if you don't want to get railed that's actually okay. I think what's different though is she's like no like I love this guy fucking me and I love this book and you know at the end of a tv show like of an episode and like hooks you to the next one you're like oh yeah but loving to get fucked and loving the book is not the problem I just think that's the And it's the Vendetta and she's like, hey, if I can enjoy this book and love getting fucked and I can do them both at the same time, then hallelujah. Sure. Yeah, it's not for me. I'm not going to yuck anyone's yam. Before I had the iced coffee and the acai bowl.

Yeah. Both. But that's not... Better and arguably better together. But that's not the same at all. Complimentary products. No, I think that's super weird. Not for me.

Oh, speaking of not for me, the cold brew with a shot of vanilla is not quite it, is it? It's not what I thought it would be. No, Tony and I ordered what we thought were going to be like kind of iced vanilla lattes. Well, it was like, it said it was like a cold foam, like. Yeah, and it was just a cold brew coffee with a squirt of vanilla syrup in it. Yeah, and it looked like it just had cum floating on the top.

Yeah. I thought it tasted delicious. Do you want the rest of mine? No, I'm good now, but. Oh, OK, righto. This is from Bernadette. Hi, hi, Bern. Do we want to discuss Amanda Clement's friend

or just take that at face value by the way before? I think it's really sweet that you would ask on behalf of your friend. Amanda, you are such a caring person. Yeah. But we think you're weird as fuck. Is it normal to pay when going to a birthday party dinner? Ask Bernadette. I've just been invited to a 20th and was informed it's $50 entry. Is this normal or nah? I think oh this is because this like fucking gets me I don't know I'm so torn because if you went to a birthday party, like whether it was at

someone's house or at a venue or whatever, if you went to a birthday party, you wouldn't expect to pay, but it feels pretty normal that if like, say you said, Ryan, like, oh, we're all going out for dinner for my birthday. You would probably be like, oh, well, obviously I'll have to pay for myself. Yeah. But like I think it's weird but maybe it's not. To be like oh I let's go out for dinner to celebrate me. Oh you can all pay for yourself though. Well yeah I think where I'm torn is if we a big group of us all decided to go out for dinner you would expect to pay. Absolutely. And then if it was in honor of Tony

and then oh happy birthday you get to pay for us. Yeah. So when I know this is different but for Johnny's Bucks Day. Yes. We all paid like for ourselves plus 10% to cover Johnny. That's very standard. Because it's your day you don't pay. That's for a hens night or a Bucks party that's very normal. But I think for a birthday it's like oh, oh, it's so-and-so's 30th, like, you know, this is obviously an old story. It's so-and-so's 30th, like, it's their night, they're not paying for dinner, so we'll all go out for dinner and,

hey mate, you get whatever you want, we'll cover it. Yeah. And we're paying for ourselves. Yeah. Obviously it feels different when you send an invitation and say the price is, that's the awkward bit. Yeah. But I think the reality is, that's the awkward bit. Yeah. But I think the reality is fine.

Actually, we were saying before, like, we might be having like a Christmas in July at our house and we're going to, this sounds real bougie, but let me talk you through it. We're going to get like a private chef to come and do like a full turkey, all the trimmings and the gravy and stuff. Yeah. And you look at the price and you kind of go, fuck. When you break it down per person. It looks expensive, but when there's I think 14, 12, 14 people, when you divide it up,

you go, oh, that's less than going to a restaurant. It's actually a great way to spend a Saturday night. And you can like have all your own drinks. Yeah. You know, like you're like, it's actually probably cheaper. From that respect. The cost of a bottle of wine from the bottles shop is the bottle store. But like you buy a bottle of wine for 20 bucks or you go to a restaurant and get the same wine but a glass is 20 bucks. What the fuck? Yeah. So I also think that this something that comes into play for this is like where you are in life. Yeah. Because when I was like a student or like when I was working in radio and making fuck all money, somebody else at the radio station who's like making more money than you goes,

let's all go out for dinner. Oh yeah, it's a set menu so it's 70 bucks a head. I go, well, I can't afford that. Yeah. But then am I the asshole for not wanting to come to your fucking birthday thing? Yeah. Or I'll just get a soda water. Yeah, or I just go, oh, I didn't, I ate before I came,

or, you know, and I think that's when it's like a little bit awkward to expect that people could come and pay. Sorry, that's a great point, it depends where you're at. This was the 20th. No one's got any money when they're 20. Yeah, that's 50 bucks. 50, that's a lot of money.

I mean, for you 20. So when I was working working Coles, which I was when I was 20, that would have been, what, like two and a half hours work? That's a shift, yeah. Like that's a lot of cash. Yep. So I don't know, I think maybe it also depends on the birthday girl or boy, as it were. Yeah, what end of town?

You know, because maybe it's also like, if say to somebody I can't afford that and they go oh so you don't want to come you know. Oh you hate me. But like I think if you go oh it's this much if you don't want to come or you like can't afford it or whatever no hard feelings hey let's catch up another time. Yeah or come to the we'll go out for dinner and then we're gonna go to this bar and come meet us after. Yeah or like come for a pre drink we'll have a champagne at my house on me or whatever. 100% Side note, this was sent in by a type of Bernadette. Hi Bern. Now before you knew that she was invited to a 20th, I like for me a Bernadette is like an old

person's name. Nah, Bernie's back. That's one of those ones that's come back around isn't it? Yeah there was Julia Nicolaiu. Julia Nicolaiu, who I went to school with, her older sister was Bernadette, and I bought my tap shoes off her. So it's coming back around. Would she get a Bernie? Yeah.

Yeah, she was Bernie. Because I think I like that. Yeah. Bernadette. I think Bernadette is a beautiful name. Yeah, same. Yeah. Shout out to Bernadette's.

Obviously your friends are stingy, but shout out to you. Ha ha ha! Hey, it's Shannon from Wyoming, and, shout out to Bernadettes. Obviously your friends are stingy, but shout out to you Hey, it's Shannon from Wyoming and you're listening to Tony and Ryan A massive shout out to a few of our champion tappas over at our Patreon. We absolutely love to see it. Thank you very much for being part of it. Shayna Reed, love you Shayna. Thanks Shayna. Mitch Olson, good on you Mitchie.

Madeline Tarpey. I wonder if that's a fake last name or coincidence chat. Jessica DiMarci, Hilary Christensen and Michelle Douser. Thank you very much for being part of Patreon. Absolutely love to see it. Love to see it. I've got 9% battery on my laptop. Do you reckon that'll get me through this episode?

Hope so. Or I would memorize your, you love to see it pretty quick. Should I do that first? I've got a quiz. Oh. The quizzes for you listening for the tarpers because Tony, myself and Charles, we already know the answer because we've lived it.

We've lived it, we know the answer. I know the answer, but I'm not sure what your question's gonna be. I have a question and obviously I'll give you a moment to think of the answer before we reveal it and just see if you were right. You have to guess between Tony, Ryan or Charles. It's a one in three chance. Yeah 33.3% recurring chance you'll get right. What are the odds? Which one of us has had a pregnancy scare in the last 24 hours? No, that was not the... No, it was not a pregnancy scare for whoever it was.

We can laugh... I mean, we're laughing now laughing now because I wouldn't say that... This is a sex positive podcast. Yeah and also like it has been resolved. Yes. That sounds... Oh my god. That sounds bad. No, so...

Where do we want to start this story? Do we want to start with what you said on the plane when we flew into Los Angeles yesterday? Start with the jinx. So yesterday we're flying from Toronto where we've all decided we're moving to LA. Now we've moved into this Airbnb and we're torn because we're probably gonna live in this Airbnb because it's fucking stunning. Yeah. Anyway we're on the plane and Tony goes, hasn't everything just gone off without a hitch on this trip? Haven't we just had a perfect time? The tarpas we've met have been great, everyone's been great, the places we've stayed, there's

been no drama. We've gotten along well, like, you know, you get better at- There's been no cabin fever. You get better at- you said this and I really love that you said it, you get better at travelling every time and we have to like- We know each other well enough to, you know. Yeah. And Charles, you've been great.

Like really, like you've been the MVP of the trip. Charles drove in America. It was the most impressive thing. The steering wheel is on the wrong side of the car and the car is driving on the wrong side. Everything's all backwards. So Tony says nothing's gone wrong. It's all gone perfectly. And I said, why the fuck did you say that?

Yeah, we've still got a few days to go. You've jinxed us hardcore and then what happened Within one hour of you saying that um We get off the get off the plane. I'm not feeling great Ryan's like are you alright? Like you don't look so well, and I was like I don't know like I just I think I've seen you know the bathroom I went to the bathroom, and I had my period and I was like, I don't know, like I just, I think I just need to go to the bathroom. I went to the bathroom and I had my period and I have had, context is what I was about to say. Women are speaking. I'm just trying to hurry up. I've got 8% budget. I've had an IUD for about two years and for me me, luckily, I'm like one of the lucky ones. It's really agreed with me quite well.

And it stopped my period. I all of a sudden have my period and I go, that's a bit like unexpected. And I don't feel great. I don't look great. I'm getting really hot. And obviously I't feel great. I don't look great. I'm getting really hot. And obviously I start Googling. Googling or redditing.

Well, I did both. Yeah. And so the first things that come up are like, you need to go to a doctor fairly soon. And so I come out of the bathroom and Ryan's like, are you okay? Like, you know, and I knew I didn't look good because I felt terrible. And I was like, and I was like, are you okay? Like, you know, and I knew I didn't look good because I felt terrible.

And I was like, and I was like, oh, I don't know. Like I've just got my period. And Ryan was like, you don't get your period. And I was like, I know. And like, it was just, the whole thing was just like crazy. I start Googling the first thing says, go to the doctor. And then there's this Reddit thread and it's people saying, I've got, that had the same IUD as me

for the same amount of time. And they were saying like, what was wrong with them? A lot of them said, it's quite a natural like hormone shift after a while, but you should go to a doctor. Like all of these kind of pretty good advice that I went, you know what, like, let me just listen to my body, see what I feel. I've booked a doctor for when I get home and stuff. But one of the things, one of the responses to

this Reddit thread was that happened to me and it turns out I was pregnant. Yeah. So, so then the IED obviously is like 99.999 billion percent. Yeah. Like not gonna get pregnant. And you're the zero point. But they can't say a hundred percent because you know, whatever. Now obviously Torb's, Tony's fiance didn't come on this trip.

So Charles. That's funny. So Charles and I sat down and said, whichever one of us is the father. Charles got down on my knee. He said, Charles goes, I will love you forever. And I said, get up. Yeah, I'll do the right thing.

Yeah. I'll honor this child. Yeah. Love it like it is my own cause it is. I'll love this child. Anyway, so we get back to it. So Ryan kind of knows what's going on. Charles is organizing the rental car.

I cried in the rental car place. It was a whole thing. Because the prices are just so great. And then we get back and I was like, Charles, this is kind of inappropriate, but I have to tell you what's going on. And then I was like, I'm going to do a pregnancy test because I just kind of wanted to like rule it out

so that I could not think about it. Well, actually, can we pause here for just a moment? Yeah. Because we're like, if it's negative, what a sigh of relief. Yep. But if it's positive, like, obviously I'm going to have to ring Torbz and be like, I'm a world away from you right now. And I'm going to sit on a flight with nothing but my own

thoughts for 14 hours. You know. And so we're like, this is is would you say it's a high risk move? Well, yeah, but like high risk potential for high reward. Yeah. Yeah. But the three of us are doing these the maths. And I think also because in my mind, I'm like, well, I'm like, we're really safe. I have contraception. So it's kind of like this is not the plan.

Yeah. And I think anyway. And then I was like, you know what? I'm just going to Uber Eats from CVS, like the pharmacy. I was like, I'm just going to order like a bunch of stuff. Charles had forgotten a toothbrush, like all this stuff. And then I also popped in a pregnancy test. And then because I was feeling a bit sorry for myself, I also ordered a case of dark oak from the same place. The woman from Uber Eats has to pick it and pack it and then drop it off.

She comes to the door and she looks at me with all the sincerity of her heart and she says, I really hope everything's okay. And I thought that was so sweet. It was so beautiful. It was so beautiful. It was so beautiful. Anyway. And then a case of Diet Coke, a toothbrush and a pregnancy test. Yeah. What an afternoon.

Big night here in Venice Beach, isn't it? Oh my God. Anyway, it was negative. Like the pregnancy test is negative. Do you think she looked through the door and just saw me and Charles and she just like to guess which one it was? I reckon that whenever we're all together people are like hang on which two is the couple. Yeah and I always look at them and go it's me and Charles. Me and

Charles obviously yeah. Anyway the pregnancy test was negative and I was quite sure it was, it was just a precaution and that's fine but so obviously I'm like in the house with you guys. You know that I'm in there doing a, like it's just, everyone is so aware of what's going on. We definitely need HR. Like, you know, it's getting really off the Richter. Would you say when, what would have happened if Sophie was here? You know, she would have been in there with me.

You guys made me go in there by myself. Now this story is obviously not about Charles and I, but would you But would you say that we were quite mature and good about it? Oh my god, no you guys. All jokes aside and show aside, we were like, hey, what do we need to do? No, absolutely no. Charles said, I have sisters. It was, no, you guys were great. And that goes without saying.

And at the time I was just feeling scared because my body was like, what's going on? And no, you guys were great. Like obvious, and also don't you reckon that if you weren't great, we couldn't joke about it. Cause I'd be like, well, fuck you. You really left me hanging when I was like having a bit of a moment. But anyway, so I do the pregnancy test

and then like Ryan goes, oh, I'll do the other one. You know, as a joke. They come in a two pack. No, well, I'll do the other one, you know, as a joke. They come in a two pack. No, well, Charles, Charles goes, why did you order two? And I said, and I was like, well, it comes in two pack. And then you guys said, what are you going to do with the other one? And I said, I think that I might leave it here if someone maybe is in the same spot

one day in this Airbnb and they need to take it. Because this place does have left out a lot of good stuff. They've got like bath salts and they have like pads and tampons in there, in the bathroom and so open everything. Have you said that it was negative yet? Oh, it was negative. Yeah, you did.

Did I? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you did. Sorry. So I went and got it checked and then there's two of them right. Yeah, yeah. And Mabel? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you did. Sorry. So I went and got it checked and then there's two of them right. Yeah, yeah. And Mabel's gonna be a big sister. Yeah.

Yeah. So. Oh my God, Pippa would be such a good big sister. She actually would, which is the real, I'm actually disappointed with you. No. So here's the question that we basically, I've got stuck on as a trio.

Yeah. Would you use a pregnancy test that's been left in an Airbnb? And we'd love for your feedback. Because I just, okay, if you walked in yesterday and you know, bit stressed, a bit unsure, and then you just see a random that looks like it used to be in a two pack and is now just a single and you see that under the the sink yeah the faucet if you speak american um are you gonna go oh great no you probably wouldn't thank you no i think that's probably fair yeah and because you'd be like is it expired how do you use it because it's got no instructions

yeah just a loose stick like it's in a packet but it's got no instructions. Yeah, just a loose stick. Like it's in a packet, but it's not. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, just so everybody knows, not looking for advice. I'm going to the doctor, like- Yep, it's all sorted. Like we're not looking-

Got a plan? Yeah, we've got a plan. But you know- No advice necessary actually. Yeah, so it's- Don't send it. I know people go, I know you said no advice, but have you considered? Which is actually fine. We don't need advice. I'm gonna go, I know you said no advice, but have you considered, it's actually fine.

We don't need advice. I'm going to go to my doctor when we get home. If you do have advice, send it to Charles. Because Tony doesn't need to take that on. She got enough on her plate, as you can tell. But I'm actually like, I'm fine. I feel much better. It was just that moment of like, oh, this is surprising. And then when I was telling Ryan and Charles about it, I was like obviously five EPS a week If you find out you're pregnant in America, does that get you a green card the kid oh

What do we still have to pay five million for the Trump thing? Oh, no No, I be born here. Guess I'm staying in this Airbnb. Yeah. Nah, all good. We're all good. If you had to stay in this Airbnb until the kid was 21. Oh, you could.

We couldn't afford it. We couldn't afford it. How much are houses in Venice Beach? Like- Message me that. Don't tell me about health advice but give me advice on how I can live here because this is just a beautiful energy isn't it? I would love to live here. Wow. Oh.

That's huge. I would love to live here. I think the last time we were in LA I was so sick and it really fucked it for me. Like you took it out on the town. I did, I really did. And I was really disappointed because I wanted to love it. But this time it really has like, what's the, like it resolved it.

Like I've seen a better end, like we're in Venice beach. So it's more my vibe. Last time I stayed in Hollywood and it was just not for me. So yeah, I love it. Charles? I'd love to live here. Charles doesn't need convincing. I don't even need to ask him.

Charles is- I said to you when we got here, I was like, last time I was here, I was like a bit younger and I was like, I don't know if I could, but like this time I reckon I could live here. Would you live in LA? Well, we all decided yesterday we're gonna live in Toronto.

So my brain, how many places can I live? You know what I'm saying? Oh, the limit does not exist. What does is the answer is, I thought the answer is one. Oh, well not at a time. That's what I mean. You can have places, but like where is home? Or do you go a year here, a year there, a year there, or is that too much? What if we did a three year trip and we just go to a different place every year? But what about Pippa? This is the thing, what about Pippa? Yesterday the three of us were discussing this

in a Toronto pool and Tony said, if I moved somewhere for six months, I wouldn't unpack my bag. Yeah, that's crazy. It's not long enough. I don't think it is. I unpack my bag if we're here for four days. No, that's your fault.

Don't put that on me. Cause you got it, you hang your shirts up, nothing's creased, you're all good. There's not just shit everywhere. Nah, I'm not an unpacker on a trip. Maybe we should quite literally unpack that. I'm not an unpacker on a trip. That is, it's a great pun.

Great play on words. I actually don't understand. Fuck. Well, my brain's not taking that on right now. I think it's because it's the vanilla cold brew. Yeah, that's fair. I'll go to your love to see it here. I love it. How we gone percentage wise by the way?

For those playing long at home. Oh mate, 6% fucking piss it in. Oh, do another episode. Tomorrow there's two coming out. Yeah. At the same time. Thursday point two. This is from Mel Powers. Oh fake name. Now I think you either get this concept or you don't. Okay. The feeling that she felt having done this. Yeah. I get it but it seems dumb. It

does seem dumb. Okay. But I get it. Today I deleted my first ever email address that I signed up for in 2002. Like her OG at Hotmail, blah, blah, blah. She goes, I don't really use it. The name is so embarrassing, you know, like pretty girl 24, you know, whatever. Yeah. I don't even use it anymore. But she's like knowing that the account still existed, it was just like this little mental weight

that I've been carrying around, like this little mental load. I finally did the admin of actually like going in and like delete this account. It's free, it didn't cut, like there's no impact. She could have never have acknowledged it, but it just sat in the corner of her brain. But I finally did the admin, I logged in, I said close account blah blah blah, did it

and it's gone and now I've got this relief of like oh I've actually gotten rid of that. It's gone now. I have never in my life considered the concept of deleting an email address. Neither. So if you want to send your health advice, send it to dunny09 at hotmail.com. My first email address was . But like I- It's still there? I guess.

If I email it now? I guess so, but I haven't, I'm not logged into it anywhere. Hang on, was it? . Yeah, I doubt it. Well, I'm about to email it and we'll see. I mean, anyone can email it, I'm not logged in. Hang on, I'm just going to see if it bounces back.

Okay. It sent. It hasn't bounced. Great. Oh, my Neopets information is probably still attached to it. What if someone's emailed you, because I've got a few old ones that are like, randomly go, oh, I'll just go and have a look. Yeah.

But sometimes an amazing email comes through and I'll go, fuck, I might've lost that. Like what? Like when I was in radio, Yeah. Like before our podcast, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like sometimes a brand would message out

and when you're short on cash, like I had that bit of time where I wasn't on radio And I was just living on doing like sponsored post Yeah, and I got an email to like some fucking random as account. I was like hey Ryan Um, you know We would love to give you 500 bucks if you made a video about this fucking thing and I'm like, yeah But like I could have not seen that. Yeah. Um, and so now I've got this like, oh what if the fucking Email comes from the webbies and they send it to fucking

Dunny09 at Hotmail. And like, you know what I mean? Yeah. And so maybe that's where they're like, I want that closed that off. I think cause I had never used that email professionally. Yeah. It was like the email I use like for MSN and Neopets.

Like I never ever gave that email to a job or like. Oh what if neopets.com reached out and said Tony you're one of our Best worst customers of last 10 years Address not found Oh well where are all my neopets emails going? Poor neopets. Your message wasn't delivered because the address couldn't be found or is unable to receive new emails. Maybe it's full. Often just daily updates from Neopets times 10 years. You know like maybe I've reached my fucking quota. How full does a g now need to you know what I mean? It's a hotmail so it it probably has like fucking one. Oh, did you say hotmail? That's why it bounced. That's why it bounced.

Oh. Oh. Fuck, dude. No, is that hotmail? I did say that. Didn't I? You did. Yeah, thank you, Charles. I've got a love to see it here from Brian.

Oh yeah, we're still doing the podcast. From Brian who sent this in Patreon. And Ryan, I think you're gonna like this. Okay. Hi Tony and Ryan, I absolutely love the podcast. Thank you. Sorry, can we, can we just pause for a second? Yeah. Did your laptop die?

No. What? I've typed in the address. And her emoji con fucking. It's got a photo photo like a profile picture. Yeah, as I typed in the email address and it's... Charles come on. A little baby, a little emo baby.

Oh! I think we should put the address on the episode so everyone can go and have a look at themselves. Look at her, that little black hair with the fringe, like straightened down. Both noses pierced, if you could see that. Both noses, nostrils, both. Both noses.

Both noses. She would be at Next on a Thursday night in Melbourne. 100%. And even for the profile picture, you got like a headphone in? Like one apple. I'm surprised you can't see like you know like more piercings or whatever do you know what I mean? Like because I had um used to have... Fuck you do have both oh yeah I got that tat on your shoulder. Yeah but I also at that time I had dermal anchors in my chest. Oh, hang on. Can you see those?

I haven't zoomed in this hard since I was watching. Like here? Yeah. Yeah, or you like, you can kind of see a shirt. Like now that you've said that. So I had two piercings in my chest here. And I also would have had like super stretched ears at that time. Okay, here we go.

Oh, Charles has brought it up on the big screen. Yep. Oh my God. What a little hussy. Fuck. How old's that girl? I look pretty good. How old is she?

I reckon in that photo I'm probably 17. We'll post that in the comments of the episode thread, I think, cause what a real trait. Let's do that instead of giving out the email. Wow. How did that even come up? Good eyeliner. It's all good.

Do you think, genuine question. Genuine question. Do you think I look that different? I've started now. But do you reckon I look that different? Because if I, what if I did the face? It's the hair down. Yeah, the hair down. It's like the long, because you've got much longer hair in that photo.

Yeah, I do have. You look different, but it's like, if you were like, this is me when I was younger, you'd be like, well, yeah. Well, obviously, yeah. Because there's some photos of me when I was younger and Bridge just goes, that doesn't look- You look so different, yeah.

You look like the older version of that girl and spoiler alert yeah does that make sense no it does it does it's a different but the same person I'm sorry I rudely interrupted your you love to say or is that your love to say it that is crazy now I've got a great story here from Brian and this is actually supposed to be a throwback for you not for me Oh great Brian messages on Instagram. No patreon. Um, hi Tony Ryan. Absolutely of the podcast. Thanks Brian I'm a truck driver in America show. Oh, so I spend a lot of time driving

My husband thinks I'm ridiculous for liking the podcast as much as I do, but it's my type of humor So Brian has recently caught up on the entire pod. Fuck yeah, welcome. In only a couple of months. Yep. And so has now joined Patreon to get all the extra content that we put there. Sweet. Brian says, this isn't really coincidence chat, but I wanted to let you guys know I live right down the street from Lindenwood University where Ryan went to college.

St. Charles, show it up. No joke, I can walk a block from my house and look down the street and see it. Yeah. Brian says, kind of cool that a guy on a podcast I listened to from Australia lived where I currently do. That's insane. Quite cool, eh?

Yeah. Brian says, take care, love you from Brian in St. Charles, Missouri, USA. St. Charles, shout out. Beautiful little main street along St. Charles. Yeah. By the river. But when I was reading that, I was like. Charles, shout out. Beautiful little main street along St. Charles by the river. That when I was reading that, I was like, that's so sweet. I wonder if-

The picture of me. It's still on the screen. It's still on the screen and it's just, cause I used to, I was like big on Tumblr. That girl, shocker. Not like I was famous on Tumblr. That's not what I mean. Like I went on Tumblr a lot.

Big into it. Into it. And I like, like- What's it, does your Tumblr still exist? what I mean like I went on Tumblr a lot. Big into it. Into it. Yeah. And I like, like... What's it is your Tumblr still exists? Nah it doesn't. Did you shut it down? I did. Oh no Tumblr shut itself down didn't it? Yeah, it did actually but I think I deleted my thing before that. Gotcha. What was your thing, what did you put on there? Oh fuck I can't even remember what my the username was but I used to post like artsy nudes. Charles get out. Yeah, black and white pictures of my boobs and stuff.

Tony Lodge. Yeah. Should we not put that on the wall? No, we should. But it was just the time everyone was doing it and they were like grainy MacBook photos, you know, like, um, Charles, you need to stop Googling. Okay. That's inappropriate. Um, yeah. We'll do that in our own time later, Charles. Separately.

In the outdoor shower. I would like to ask Brian, if he'd also, when he was younger, used to go to Mizzou to party. Ooh, yeah. Um, Brian is in the Patreon. I'm sure he'll message me as soon as he's heard this. I don't think I got the full, because when you live on campus, you live on campus. You don't see the town. But the main street of St. Charles is quite cute

and it's on the river and little bakeries and cafes and stuff. What year did you graduate from there? I didn't graduate. I only went for a year. Oh. Because my shoulder fucked up so I came home for surgery and I told him I'd be back when the surgery was finished so maybe this

year is when I make my return. They're waiting for you. What would be the like 10 year anniversary of? Oh no, it would be a long year. I was there in 2006. So what if next year we did like a 20 year return? Yep. Fuck, that's crazy. And we did, what if next year. 20 years since playing for the Lions. Yeah. They paid for my shoulder surgery on the proviso that I would go back and play. Oh my God.

Yeah. So did you- So I went to the best surgeons. Did they, did you contact them afterwards and say like, I'm still not well enough to come back or you just ghosted them? No, I went and played Malaysia Malaysia with my brand new shoulder. Nice.

Yeah. Sponsored by Mizzou. No that's the other, that's the party school. Oh. Lindenwoods the school. Sorry. Yeah yeah yeah. But St Charles, beautiful little pocket.

Why are we here Charles? St Charles. Yeah. We can go back, you want to go back? Well I just think wouldn't that be cool for you to do a 20 year return and like Why are we here Charles? St. Charles. Yeah. We can go back. You wanna go back? Well, I just think wouldn't that be cool for you to do a 20 year return and like strap your wrist for an old time's sake? I don't know anyone in the town

because everyone is like goes- We know Brian. Besides Brian. You'll stay with Brian and his husband. I fold the couch out. Yeah. We'll be in there. Show them that picture of Tony.

They'll welcome you. I don't know if Brian and his husband would be interested in me. Might be interested in you and little St. Charles in there. Show them that picture of Tony. They'll welcome you. I don't know if Brian and his husband would be interested in me. Might be interested in you and little St. Charles over there. Just quickly. I have put that photo in for a first image scan. And these are the other photos that then popped up.

So it thinks that it's you. It knows it's me. It knows it's you. Entering it goes, oh, she's a podcaster. And the first thing that comes up is one trick Tony. She's in another one internet. Yeah and this one here. That picture. That yellow picture is a picture of us. Yeah that's what I mean. Yeah. It's this show. Oh sure. Look how upset you look in that next one. Look how hot I look in that black and white one though. That's still my LinkedIn photo.

It's a bit of a catfish. It is, you need to update that. Yeah, I've got, that's about 20 chins ago. What was this one? That one I was fancy dress as Dorothy from Wizard of Oz. And that picture is actually me and my mum. If you click on it and see the whole thing,

is that how it works? I don't pay for this. Oh, so true. Yeah, but my mum's in you click on it and see the whole thing. Is that how it works? I don't pay for this. Oh, so true. Yeah, but my mum's in that photo with me. And I mean, that's my mum in that other one as well. Oh, yeah. Hey, well, I'll pay for it. We're still on.

Yep, okay. See you soon, Brian. Love you, Brian. See you soon, old Tony. Yep. All right, love you. We're off to- We'll be back tomorrow. Video show.

Video show tomorrow on YouTube. Live from the Airbnb in Venice, bitch. And by live, I mean like at the time of recording. Yeah. Yep. Alive. Alive from Venice, but wow, we don't know what we're gonna do this after.

Wow. Love you, babe.