Toni and Ryan - THROWBACK: Normal or Nah

Episode Date: September 28, 2022

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Hello, welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Tony here, we're calling Melissa. Hello? Hi, is that Melissa? Yeah, this is Tony. Hi Melissa, it's Tony. How are you? Hi, I'm good. How are you? Yeah, I'm so good. I'm so sorry. I have to break some bad news to you. Yeah? Ryan's called in sick today, so you have to just talk to me. Oh, no. I'm so sorry. Is Ryan your favourite?

Have I really let you down and ruined your day? Yeah, kind of. Oh, that's brutal. I'm just saying this so that Ryan feels better about it. Oh, that's very kind. I think he could use the pick-me-up today while he's not feeling well. Oh, that's unfortunate. I'm also just recovering from getting the flu as well.

Oh, no. What a bummer. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Well, even though you're recovering from getting sick, at least you answered this phone call. Unlike Ryan, he didn't even come into work today. So I'm going to need a little bit of help. Do you mind not only approving this podcast but also helping me co-host?

Yeah, sure. Yay! Amazing. Oh, thanks, Melissa. What an opportunity. Ryan should get to do more often. Yeah, I know. I think so too.

And then, Melissa, we could hang out instead of Ryan coming in. Yeah, sick. Hi, this is Melissa. And today on Tony and Ryan, we're going to talk about embarrassing sex stories and the best normal on earth. Normal or nah? Shaking hands again. You know how during the pandemic we kind of went off shaking hands?

I know Tony Lodge is on the record as being anti-high five. I'm not a high fiver. I am a handshaker though. I like a handshake. Do you know why? So normal for me. Normal, you're back. No one ever expects a woman to handshake. Really?

Yeah, and so whenever I meet somebody in like a work capacity, especially an older gentleman, they'll normally shake hands with you and then kiss me on the cheek or do a hug or something. And that's a bit. But I always put my hand out. I like a handshake. Give them a firm handshake? Yep.

Come over here and give me a... Nice to meet you, mate. Ooh. Cheers. Firm grip there too, shit. You've got to. I like that. Thank you.

Yours was nice too. There's a bit of a stamp of like... Yeah, it is nice to meet you. I'm here to be taken seriously. Yes. I respect you, but i'm also saying you need to respect me yep and i like that so i find it and it's not like a power move it's just like oh you actually don't need to kiss me on the cheek just because i've got long hair yeah

yeah it's always been i've always found that weird yeah and i find it a lot like when you and i meet people and because everybody that we meet is lovely and everyone that we have to meet like for work, not that we've got a business, but anybody that we would ever have to meet for work is like, oh, Tony and Ryan, like they're a package. And so they're always lovely. But yeah, I often find that sometimes I'm a bit like, oh, I don't know if that was really, especially if I've never talked to them before. So that's where I've actually really enjoyed the elbow. You're a big fan of the elbow.

I think there's something disarming. It's a bit cute and a bit fun. It is fun. So when you just meet someone, it's like, oh, a bit of an elbow, oh, we're all doing this. And it takes, like you said, maybe in a business setting, a bit of that stigma and waft of wankiness out of the air. I like that.

It really, like, takes you back. And I also like a fist. A fist bump. Yeah, I like a fist. So there's this new guy at work. Hey, bro. Oh, it's just not for me. Is it a bit bro-y?

It is a bit bro-y. But the elbow's not bro-y, is it? I think that you said it perfectly when you said it's a bit disarming. Yeah, okay. It's just a bit like, oh, break the ice. Hey, mate, how are you going? Like, oh, are we doing this yet? Yeah.

Yeah, I like that. So there's a new guy at work called Ben. Who's that? He actually moved from the Bree and Clint. Not Bree and Clint. Is it Bree and Clint? Does Ben work here? He just started.

We're friends. Really? Does he actually work here? He just started. We're friends. Really? Does he actually work here? He started during the week. Where is he? He's not here. Well, he's not here now. Did he move to Melbourne?

He's working on Jason Lauren. I'll have to message him. Yeah. So he's moved from New Zealand to Australia. Ben McDowell. Yeah. That's the guy I'm trying to fist. Oh, we're friends.

Like, we follow each other on Instagram and stuff. Does that mean you're friends, though? We've messaged before. Oh, so you must be friends. Not in a sexy way or anything. It sounds like it. He is good-looking. He is your type, though.

He is. It's the moustache. It is. I was about to say that. You love a moustache. Yeah, I do. You're like, oh, I'd sit there. Yeah, okay.

Okay, so you're trying to ride this bloke. I'm trying to fist him. And George Wendell, where's he? So when I met him. He's a really nice guy. I'm not trying to objectify him. I actually fist him. And George Wendell, where's he? So when I met him. He's a really nice guy. I'm not trying to objectify him. I actually know him. You know him. I mean, you've messaged each other on Instagram. Do you know each other or not? Yeah. He loves to go hiking. He's got a girlfriend. So I'm trying to fist the guy during the week, right? How many? Oh my God. How many times did you try? Because we've been introduced.

Oh, no. I think we've crossed paths and I was, you know, a new guy in the world. G'day, mate. I'm Ryan. How you doing? And he kind of, when I put a fist out, he kind of just stared at my fist. He's a foreigner. Maybe it's a language breakdown.

A language breakdown. Yeah. A body language breakdown. So then I threw an elbow out because I was like this will just. You did both in one interaction. And he just stared at my elbow. And he said, are we still doing that? He's the new guy.

I think someone should remind him of that. He's on your turf. And he said, are we still doing that? And by my turf, do you mean Australia? Or do you mean my workplace? I meant the office. And I was like, oh. Well, I mean, I guess we're probably, I mean, there's no law,

but we probably are at a time where we can start shaking hands again. But I just like to fist and elbow. That's who I am. So you know what happened then? You hit him in the face. We got our cocks out. And he goes, I'm straight. I was like, me too.

So then we shook hands. So you, let me just get this straight. And I didn't like it. And set the scene. You've gone, hey, bro, done the fist. He looked at you. Then you went, oh, what about this? Did the elbow.

And then he went, I'm not doing that. And you went, all went all right well i'm ryan and put out a hand yeah what a horrible interaction i was trying to be welcoming to the new guy and because he's just moved overseas for a job a huge move what a horrible start to a new job. For him or for me? For both of you. That is horrible. I would cry about that interaction. I did. He probably thinks you're an asshole.

Do you reckon he thinks you're a jerk? I think that's what he thinks. Because you've gone, oh, but actually it's kind of jerky from him. If someone's putting out you literally the olive branch of the fist, he should have just done it. Thank you. That's socially polite. You just olive branch of the fist, he should have just done it. Thank you. That's socially polite to just go, oh yeah, bro. All good. You can't leave someone hanging on a fist. Thank you. This is what I needed. I was asking a normal or nah, but what I was really saying is, can someone please validate me and my feelings? Because me

and my fist felt very unvalidated during the week. And I'm glad you're on my side. Let's move on. Mindy. Hi, Mindy. Normal or nah, if you're wearing a jacket or a cardigan, do you remove it to go to the bathroom? I'm going to say normal. Tony looks flapped and shocked.

What do you do? I just leave it on. But I hate my body. You got a big jacket on? Yeah. Okay, here are the concerns. If I'm wearing a jacket and I'm sitting, is the back of the jacket like getting close to the...

If I was at work and my coat was like on the back of my chair or something, I'm not going to put it back on to walk to the bathroom. But if I'm, if I'm. If you're wearing it, would you take it off and put it on the back of the chair to go to the bathroom? No. Okay. So Heaven, who messaged through, and that is her real name, not her stripper name, because

we've been chatting on Patreon. Oh, beautiful. She said, normal. I want complete range of motion to make sure i'm cleaning everything thoroughly when because if you've got a tight jacket you might not be able to reach and get into your take care of your business at the end and also how are y'all who are wearing your jackets not getting your sleeves wet when you're washing your hands oh well i mean you do a little push when you or you know when you kind of go like this? Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. I can't explain that motion. No, you're going to have to. You know when you kind of like throw your arms, like straighten your arms up and your sleeves come up a bit? Automatically, yeah. I kind of do that.

Like when you're standing in front of the mirror and you kind of go like. Yeah. And then it's like, okay. Okay, so you're saying nah. I'm saying nah. A lot of people are saying nah. I just don't think I've, the queen of overthinking, I don't think I've ever thought about that.

I think because if I was wearing a long cardigan, I'd kind of like flip it up over my back and then take my pants off. But what if it fell down at the back when you were doing your beers? But when you're sitting down, it can't fall back down because it's like up. Like it can't fall into the toilet. Or is that just because I've got a big bum? Does that happen to other people? Skinny bitches, let us know. I've got thick thighs.

Is that my saving grace? Jared McQuaig chimes in. I only do it if I'm wearing my onesie cardigan. Onesie cardigan? What's he got a cardigan that's a onesie cardigan. Onesie cardigan? Well, he's got a cardigan that's a onesie apparently. Mike Perry said, my wife used to have a onesie. What an utterly stupid idea. Why would you wear something that when you have to,

why would you wear something that you have to get your tits out to pee in? It is really difficult when you commit to a play suit or a onesie. You've worn a play suit out and about before, haven't you? I have. And at the beginning of the day, it's not so bad. But if you're going out for a few drinky poos, it gets harder and harder every time you go to the bathroom. Because you're in the bathroom, you're trying to fucking undo your stuff.

And then you're in the toilet with your girlfriends, if that's what you're into, and you're sitting there, like, holding your boobs. And you're sitting there in with your girlfriends, if that's what you're into, and you're sitting there, like, holding your boobs and you're sitting there in a public toilet, drunk and vulnerable. And your place is on the back of the toilet door. When you just walk out to wash your hands and they go, um, did you need to put your top on? You're like, oh, what do you mean?

Like, you're standing naked washing your hands. Oh, sorry, I took it off to go to the bathroom. Totally forgot. Totally forgot about it. All right, final normal or nah it off to go to the bathroom. Totally forgot. Totally forgot about it. All right. Final normal or nah is from Hannah Frangipani. Normal or nah, being an adult and still using bunny ears to tie your shoes. Hannah says, I'm 23 years old and still do it because I don't know any other way

and my boyfriend teases me mirthlessly. Please tell me I'm not alone. I don't know what that is. The bunny ears. How do you tie your shoes up? Do you loop, swoop and fall or do your bunny ears? I don't know what that is. Do you tie your shoes up?

Do you know how to tie your shoes up? Yeah. Oh, well, this one's undone, but yeah, I do. Well, tie it up. Let me watch. Okay, hang on. Come over here. I'll commentate.

I think we're about to find out that Tony Lodge is a bunny ears girl. Okay, so she's getting the – Jeez, you've got yourself into a real mess there, haven't you? Yeah, I have. Okay, so she's got the – No, it's a loop, swoop, and pull. You're a loop, swoop, and pull. But what does that mean?

It means you're not bunny ears and it means you're not a child because childs create two big bunny ears and then loop them together. I don't even know what loop, swoop, pull is. Well, it's what you do. It's what you call tying up your shoes. So there's a real child's way of doing it and that's what Hannah at age 23 is still doing. What do you do?

I'm a loop, swoop and pull. I'm the same as you. The same as me? Yeah. Again, the queen of overthinking. I've never thought about it. When my mum... Well, you haven't needed to because you're a fucking adult.

Yeah, apparently from when I was a child and my mum taught me how to do it. Don't teach them the child, like, for them to have to learn another way when they're older. Just teach them how to do it first up. Learn it right first. That's what I always say. Measure twice, cut once. Oh, fucking hell.

So Hayley Noodle says, I'm 21 and my boyfriend also gives me shit because I also use bunny ears still when I'm 21 years old. Now this is a graphic comment. Is it a bit the same? Oh, I've got a question. Is it a bit the same? Every time I tighten something up or loosen something off, I always say like lefty, loosey, righty, tighty, like to remember which way to go. Is that kind of like you'll do it the child's way and it's just like an easy way to

remember? Well, my friend who's now 35 knows her lefts and rights because she puts her pointer finger and her thumb out and one of them creates an L and she goes, oh, that's left over there. Do you know what would be easier? That's my right hand. So her name's Holly, by the way, and I'll rule out her for this. Holly. That's how she still remembers her left and right. So we were driving to the airport one day and I was like, hey, mate, can you just turn left up here? And she goes, yep, looks at both hands to figure out which one's left

and then turns left. So then we get a little bit further down the track and I was like, yep, it's a right over here, and she just turns to the right. And I go, oh, how come you didn't need to do the lefty right thing? And she goes, oh, I know right. I'm just not great with my lefts. Now, I would have assumed that if you know one, you know both. You know the other.

Yeah. It's like saying, no, I'm great with my awake. I'm not great with my sleep. If you're aware of one of them, you know that the other one's out. Yep. Wow. Lauren Quinn. Hi, Lauren Quinn.

I'm 22 and I actually can't tie up my shoelaces. My friends laugh at me, they tease me, and lots of them have tried to teach me, but they just can't teach me how to tie my own shoes. Now, I thought, says Lauren, maybe it's just something I'm not capable, like plyometrically or biologically or whatever the word is. Don't have the fine motor skills to do it. To actually do it. Because, Lauren says, I'm left-handed. Maybe shoes are designed for right-handed people. So then her- I'm not going to cop that one, actually.

Well, I never did her friends. One of her friends said, oh, well, I'm left-handed. Let me show you how I do it. Maybe us lefties can stick together here. Beautiful. Lauren then says, it turns out it's not because I'm not capable, it's just because I'm a fucking idiot. I finally agree with it.

fucking idiot. I finally agreed. Hey, it's Melissa from Melbourne and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. On a beautiful Thursday episode, aren't we all just geared up, ready to go? Yes, always. Sexy time injuries. Oh, this turns my tummy. I just, oh.

I thought you were about to say this turns me on. Oh, my God, no way. I hate being in pain. And the last time that you want to be in pain for me, not to kink shame, the last time that you want to be in pain for me, not to kink shame, the last time that I want to be in pain is while I'm trying to, like, be relaxed and have fun and, like, hang out with my boyfriend. And I just, like. It's a very PG way of explaining it, and I appreciate that.

My mum listens to this podcast. Hi, Mandy. Yeah, you wouldn't know what that's like. Mine doesn't, yes. I don't have to worry. And actually, having said said that if mom's listening just skip forward my mom no she can't she's dead oh your mom because i don't know i forget that people have moms what is this concept that is so 2013 the year she died pretty funny

yeah that got phased out when when fucker cheers and brie and cranberry sauce and turkey for lunch got phased out. All right, Michaela Beveridge. Hi, Michaela. She says, while I was giving a guy a head, I threw up in my mouth. Not once, not twice, but three times. I felt really awkward and didn't know what to do, so I just kept going because I didn't know because he didn't, like,

say anything and I didn't say anything, so we both kind of just pretended that it hadn't happened. Like a full throw-up, though, or just like a... It says, like, proper... So she had three lots of vomit in her mouth and a penis. That is disgusting. I don't know if the vomit stayed in the mouth or it just ended up, you know, around the area.

Oh, yum! Yeah. And she's like, I was too embarrassed to like, you know, if someone like does a small little fart and you're like, oh. I won't say anything. I won't say anything. And they're like, oh, it doesn't seem like they're hurt, so we'll just push on it.

It's like it all. It just, it is what it is. But it's way worse if you say, like, oh, sorry, I did a little fart. Like, who cares? Yeah, who cares? Just move on. I'm pumping your body. Like, it's really fine.

Yeah, it's fine. So I think they were both in that, like, hey, let's, like, not make a big deal out of this. But for the third time. And surely you'd just be like, hey, can you give me one sec? Like if that was me, I'd just be like, oh, sorry, can you just give me a minute? Yeah, or just go, you've just spewed on my dick.

Yeah, and wouldn't you, if that was happening, wouldn't you just be like, oh, we can stop. You don't miss someone throwing up. Well, you don't miss it three times. Especially like, because you know when you throw up, your body kind of like convulses? Yeah. Like is the guy the biggest idiot in the world and thought he was having

a great time? Whoa. Yeah, oh, Michaela, yeah, baby, me too. Like what did he think was happening? He never mentioned a word of it to me, but he also never spoke to me again. Oh. I think about it every day. I would too.

And says, and because she put this in the Facebook group, I just needed to tell someone. Oh, well, I'm glad that. Are you glad? Do we have to be that? Hey, Michaela, hey. No, you're welcome. Put your faith in me, mate.

That's all right. If you need to tell someone, you just let me know because this is a judgment-free space. It is. If I won't judge Tony on the turtleneck she's wearing, I'm not going to judge you for that. You said you liked this turtleneck. And I said, you and Michaela, judge-free zone.

You said it's possible to look good and look like a fuckhead at the same time. Context. You said, do I look like a fuckwit or possible to look good and look like a fuckhead at the same time. Context. You said, do I look like a fuckwit or do I look good? And I said both. Yeah, put a pen on last dose. Lucy Callow. Hi, Lucy. I got a blood nose whilst riding my boyfriend.

Oh. It was dark, you know, it was at night, the lights were off. Oh, no. She didn't know she had a blood nose. He didn't have a blood nose. Like, she, sorry, he didn't know. She didn't have a blood nose. He didn't know she had a blood nose. Yeah.

But it started dripping from her face onto him, because she was on top. Yeah. And then he thinking that she's, like, loving it sick, goes, hey, babe, are you, like, drooling? Are you drooling? Well, because he's just found a few drops.

Boys are so stupid. Boys are so stupid. She's loving this. She's drooling. Oh, yeah, this bitch is drooling for me. Like, what the fuck? And she's like, what? And then kind of like touches her face because she's like,

am I drooling from my mouth? And as she touches her mouth, she's realised that the nose. And there just would have been blood everywhere. Yeah. That poor thing. Yeah. It's more just having to wash your sheets and stuff and, like, there just literally been blood everywhere. It would have looked like a fucking...

Crime scene. Yes. Dexter has been through here. Oh, well, he is notoriously very clean. That's the whole thing about Dexter. Dexter was here and we'll be hiring him to finish off the cleaning job. Oh, that's awful. Now, this lady's name is Rianne, which is also my name in Malaysia.

Oh, hi, Rianne. Or should I have said her name for this? Actually, this. Shmeanne. Rianne is one of the comedic geniuses of our lifetime. And I don't want to pump it up and, like, set a high bar, but this is one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life. Mate, you can't start a story saying that.

It fucks it every time. I know. I'm sorry, Ariane, because this is fucking golden. I've already ruined it for you. Okay. I strained my hip, in adverted commas, and needed to go see a physio. You can, you know, given the topic, make your own assessments about. How it might have happened.

Yeah, and like the hip flexor, like right in there. What's up? It's like, how do you explain that area? Like just next to your. Your groin? Yeah, it's sort of like the high groin where it meets it. So it's like a real tricky one when you get sore. Sorry, I didn't know what a birdie was the other day.

Oh, fuck, yeah. And I don't know sport things, you get sore. Sorry, I didn't know what a birdie was the other day. Oh, fuck, yeah. And I don't know sport things, you know that. I had to go to the osteo for sleeping on my couch, okay? Like, I think you understand the audience here. A body part isn't a sport thing. It's on your body. Sounds like a sport. Do you use your body for sport?

Oh, man, you got a point. So the physio had to adjust my pubis bone. Oh, I bet he did. Imagine if he used that line at home. Hey, babe, would you like your pubis bone adjusted? You want to adjust my pubis, babe? Okay, so Rhian has started calling the physio the dude. The dude had this kind of hammer and chisel kind of vibe,

so he could, like, knock it back into place and stuff. You know how like they had a bit of pressure? Those rubber like mallet things that they Yeah, yeah, yeah. And sort of it must be like a, well not a chisel with a sharp edge but obviously like a dull thing so he can get in there and like knock things back into place. Wow, she's done a good job. A real good job. Holy moly, she must be so much pay. Yeah. So I'm laying on the table and he was sort of positioning with a right angle, the chisel bit towards my pubis bones.

He was like, you know, and he was just about getting ready to hammer it. And Rhiann says, be careful not to miss. You wouldn't want to lose your tool. To the doctor. So the doctor was looking about where he was about to hit, and she said she pulled the hammer back ready to hit, and then she said that, and he just stopped in his motion, didn't look at her, just stared at the thing and went.

And then just proceeded to hammer and didn't mention the joke, reference the joke or anything. As a fellow victim of medical comedy gone wrong. I'm a victim of medical comedy. That's the name of this episode. Victims of medical comedy. Victims of medical comedy. A victim of medical comedy gone wrong. I'm fucking with you, Rhiann.

You're just trying to make it better. They go, fuck you, bitch. Start hammering away at your pubis. They're not interested in you at all. Because I totally forgot when you tried to lighten the mood at the doctor. I've done it so many times. And they don't want to have a bar of it. They're not fucking interested. And so, Rhiann, not only the embarrassing, quote, unquote,

nature of the injury that you had to explain what had happened, and they know. They'd see it all the time. Yeah. But, oh, like, oh. She'll lose you too. That's great gear. Oh, I hope he's got insurance.

She does. All right. Finally, Heidi Bouchard. Hi, Heidi. Hi, D. Come on, mate. Sorry. After the comedy Rhian just gave, that is a big step down.

Okay. Heidi was shaving around some pretty sensitive areas. We've all been there. We're all adults. We don't need to giggle about that. We can, though. And we'll. I got a wee bit too close with the razor. Oh, she shaved her clitoris off.

No, but she cut the lip. It is her description. She cut the lip. It bled and swelled up really bad. And because when you cut something and, like, bacteria, you know, the cut can get infected and whatever. To the point where she's like, I think I need to go to the doctor. Also, the skin is just so thin.

Like, it's a very delicate area. Yeah. Oh. So because it, like, cut, she's a very delicate area. Yeah. Oh. So because it like cut, she's like. How embarrassing. I know. She had to go to the doctor for A because she's like, I just want to make sure that it's like non-infected because like you said,

it's such a sensitive area. And she also needed to get a bit of pain with it because I had to imagine just the pain of cutting it. Oh, cut on the flap. Yeah. And the reason she was, I mean, not that you need a reason, but the reason she was, like, taking care of business because it was, like, a special night.

So she was, like, yep, just getting ready. Speaking of fucking up a special night. So, no, then you've got to go to the hospital. So, like, you're trying to plan for this thing and then you're like. There was no special night. Yeah. Not anymore. Oh, and you couldn't get any action after because you'd be in so much pain.

Heidi has confirmed it was not a special night. Oh, sorry, Heidi. What I will say, though, is this is not a Rhiann comedy gear joke. This is real life what happened next. Oh, okay. But it sounds like a fucking written punchline. Okay. But this is what happened. Okay okay but it sounds like a fucking punchline okay but this is what okay oh my god when i saw this message i lost it like i was actually laughing for about 10 minutes

i just couldn't stop so she gets to the doctor and you know that is she at the hospital though or the did she go to a gp i think it's a GP. Most GPs have like an emergency, like if there's something, you can go into the special, the treatment room, is that what it's called? Oh, I've never done that before. Yeah, there's a treatment room. That's what happened when I had glass in my foot when I was a fucking idiot. So I just went to the local doctor.

They'll be like, oh, we'll send you to the treatment room. Right. Okay, sorry, I'm with you, I'm with you. So we get to the treatment room. Oh, my God. She gets to the treatment room and goes, could you imagine how embarrassed you are? Because, I mean, it's just.

Totally, yeah. And you've got to show them your fanny. Yeah. I mean, everyone's seen a fanny, but, like, fucking hell, awful. Also, would you, like, finish the job? Or is it, like, half? You know what I'm. Oh, the haircut.

Yeah. You mean. Do you finish the haircut? Like, if you cut yourself badly, you're probably not going to finish the haircut, right? But then you're like, well, Do you finish the hair? Like if you cut yourself badly, you're probably not going to finish the haircut, right? But then you're like, well, someone's going to see it, so you quickly whip around.

She gets in there and she says, doctor, who's a guy, of course it is, just to make it even fucking worse for Heidi, I've cut my lip and now I've got a fat lip. And he looks at her face and goes, it looks fine. It looks fine, babe. It would have been worse if he went, yeah, that looks awful. All right. Thank you so much for listening to this Best Of episode.

Sorry that Ryan has called in sick, but luckily we had Melissa on the line to help us out. Are you still there, Melissa? Yes. All right. Do you want to hear my You Love To See It for today? 100%. Okay.

So Alex Dorr shared this in our Facebook group. You can find us at Tony and Ryan Podcast on Facebook. Everybody is welcome. Everyone shares happy stories, funny memes that they see and all of their feedback for each day's episode. And Alex Dorr shared this, his you love to see it, was that he went to his 20-year high school reunion, which was a bit lame but kind of cool,

showing his kids the exact locker that he asked his wife out at 21 years ago. Oh. So he got to show his kids exactly where he met his wife for the first time and their mum. Oh, this is cute. How cute is that? And there's a little picture here which I'll share in the episode thread of Alex and his wife and their two kids

in front of the very same locker. Oh, cute. How adorable is that? Yeah, not everyone has that opportunity, that's nice. Yeah, that's so true. What a flex. Huh? What a flex.

I know. And also being together for 21 years, I don't know if I would be able to put up with Torbs for 21 years. We're getting there. Halfway there and it's a struggle, Melissa, let me tell you. Well, thank you so much for listening and an applause is due for our amazing co-host today, Melissa. Thank you for joining me.

Yeah, thank you so much, Colleen. It's great. Oh, of course. I love you guys. Oh, we love you too. I won't speak for Ryan, but I love you too, Melissa, and I feel like now we're best friends. We've forged a real bond today.

Yeah, thanks, Ryan. Well, thanks, everybody, and we'll see you tomorrow for a Vodcast episode. Ryan will be back. So thank you so much for listening. Do you want to say bye, Melissa? Bye. Bye, everyone.

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