Toni and Ryan - THROWBACK: Ryan the sexy influencer

Episode Date: December 21, 2022

We have the LOVELY Liana Brutennittattienniane taking care of today's hosting responsibilities! Ryan gets shade for being an influencer, and we dig into the archives for some amazing normal or nahs. Toni and Ryan are back on deck on Jan 3! Love ya xoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Plus you can find the links to pre-order Toni's book here! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, my name is Liana Brunetin, but on this podcast, I've had my name butchered 10,000 times, but I wouldn't have it any other way. You may know me as Liana Brunetantan, Liana na Brunetin, and my personal favorite, Liana Brunetiti. I live in the UK, and today we're doing a throwback episode of the Tony and Ryan podcast. Tony and Ryan are back on January 3rd with their dumbest idea yet about taking this hot, fun, garbage podcast to a whole new level. Coming up today, the time Ryan was judged for being a hot Instagram influencer. But first, this is Normal or Nah. Let's start with Normal or Nah.

My five. Now, this is by someone called Mad Dog. Hi, Mad Dog. Have we had Mad Dog message before? I think so. Yeah. Hey, Mad Dog. What are you up to, friend?

Normal or Nah. Letting your toast go cold before you put butter on it so the butter doesn't melt. My Nana, my mum and myself all do this. Are we fucked? Yeah. Yeah, you're fucked? Nah. Normal or nah?

Nah. The best part, I've got a lot of thoughts on this immediately, all rushing through. Okay, A, the butter being melted is the best. Correct. B, most people, unlike me, I do hashtag outdoor butter, so my butter is always in a dish on the bench, so it's like quite soft.

But most people keep their butter or margarine or whatever in the fridge. In the fridge, yeah. I'm a fridge guy. Yuck. So then when you go to butter your toast, if it's cold, you're just going to massacre the toast. Yeah. You've made many toasts before with your cold butter and it was fucked, yeah.

It was when we made that video. Do you remember when we made that video? What a great day that was. What video? Those food videos. Oh, yes. A great day. It was a great day.

Yeah. But I'm with you on the I would argue that the toast is just a vessel to put melted butter in you. Yeah, it's an excuse to drink butter. Don't let that excuse pass you by. With letting your toast, just have it on bread. And I like hot, like, so I've talked about this before. I like my toast, like, almost burnt.

Like, I like my toast, like, quite well done. Yeah. And so I love having, like, a roasting piece of toast with fucking butter dripping off it. There's nothing better. At the moment, I'm really into this sourdough fruit toast. And like a thick cut. Yeah.

So I mentioned yesterday that I went and did my own food shopping for the first time in probably six years because I'm single at the moment and I bought this toast and I've literally eaten nothing but fruit toast and those cheese and bacon rolls like all week. I had four sandwiches yesterday. I had sandwiches for lunch and then I had sandwiches for dinner at like 10pm because Torbs normally does all the cooking. And at the moment I'm fucking fierce with work,

like I'm so fucking busy. And I was sitting on the couch. I worked all day at my day job till four. Does work make you eat sandwiches for multiple meals? No, but it was all that I could like figure out how to do no noodles two minute noodles no I didn't pizza homemade pizza oh I didn't think about that pizza homemade pizza is quite like an arduous meal like you need lots of stuff you just put it on the thing and put it in the oven you need heaps of stuff it's like a tomato

basil bit of cheese bit of meat I don't have any. I don't have any basil. I don't have any pizza bases. Right, it is way too hard. It's a whole thing. Anyway, so I've just bought all this bread. Anyway, and yesterday I ate sandwiches for lunch because I was like, oh, just very quickly had a 10-minute lunch and then went straight back to work. And then at 4 o'clock I finished my day job late. I suppose I finished at 3, worked late.

And then I worked on the computer on the couch till 10, and I was like, I haven't had any fucking dinner so I just made more sandwiches. So, yeah, I'm bread heavy at the moment. You can probably see it in my face. No, you look great. You look great. I'm doughy at the moment. Anyway, so why would you miss an opportunity to not have pools

of fucking melted butter and it goes on your hands? It's so good. Mad Dog, there's your fucking answer, mate. You and your family. Yeah, Mad Dog, I'm really sorry about that. You need to have a real hard look at yourself. But your nan's a fuckhead. Nah, take that back, Mad Dog.

Sorry about that. What would Mad Dog's nan be called? Great Mad Dog? And then his, no, I don't know. Like great, what would? I don't know. Great Dog? Like Great Grandma?

Great Dog. Great Dog. Hello,'t know. Great dog. Like great grandma. Great dog. Great dog. Hello. My name's great dog. Yes, I'm Mad Dog's great dog. I'm Mad Dog. That's my son. Mr. Mad Dog.

That is my father. Son of a bitch. Was a son of a mad dog. The only boy who could ever teach me. Sorry about that musical interlude. Next up, Normal or Nah? Jason Carswell. Does he?

Carswell? Have I heard that? Sure does. Normal or Nah? Having to call in sick to work because the sex was that good? Nah. I've never done that. He reckons it's normal in his life and he's not the only one.

Well, I'm guessing his sexual partner has probably done the same thing. But he mentioned this in Patreon and lots of people were commenting and I would have assumed nah, like that's pretty extreme. Yeah. He's not alone. It's pretty normal. It's happening a lot. So you have like a big night of it

and then you go, fuck, can't go to work tomorrow. Because you're injured or just because you're in pure ecstasy? I don't know. I think more like, yeah, you're go to work tomorrow because you're injured or just because you're in pure ecstasy? I don't know. I think more like, yeah, you're a bit sore or you're a bit like just thrown, you know, your balance is off. What are you, cumming in the ear? Fucking up their inner ear? What do you mean your balance is off?

What are you, fucking on a yacht? What are you talking about? Corey Robinson said they used to do this. I mean, Schmory Schmobinson used to do this regularly because, you know, until, says Corey, Corey's boyfriend's sister became his manager so he could no longer call in and say, hey, I've had a massive night because I'm talking about my future sister-in-law and I don't want to be having that conversation with her. Oh, well, I don't think that Smorish Robinson was being honest

about why he wasn't. Apparently he was because apparently it's kind of normal. No. I have a question. What job do people have where they can regularly call in sick? I'm glad you asked, Tony Lodge. Because I have not had a job where I could call in sick comfortably ever. If you called in sick to your current job, they're nice at your work, right?

Oh, they actually, yeah. You're understanding and empathetic. They're very good. I think that if I said, look, I'm not well, they'd go, cool, like they'd rather I took the day rather than. Can you try this? No. Hey, you know how I'm recently single and living off bread?

The Uber driver, Uber food, Uber Eats delivery driver. Uber food. Uber food. The Uber Eats delivery driver came around last night and delivered more than a fucking sausage roll. I am destroyed. No fucking way. I can't work today.

I am not comfortable with my own sexuality. There is no way I would say that to somebody else. I'm not comfortable sitting today. So I just, I can't try. No fucking way. You said what kind of workplace? Let me tell you one. And this will fucking, this will.

Because you couldn't do that either because you're on the radio. So you can't, you know, call up and be like, oh, I'm not coming in today. If I don't come in, my DMs light up. Where are you? Yeah. You're not on the radio. Oh, I'm not on the air today. Sorry, mate.

I was getting a sausage roll from a Uber Eats driver. Or even when I had COVID and I was sick from this job. Yep. And then we didn't have the podcast for a week. Like, so if we're off, like lots of things happen. So I just don't. Here's the secret. Tony didn't have COVID earlier this year.

She just had a big week. Let me tell you what kind of place, and this will throw you, this is the last workplace you'd expect this to happen. Blade Thorn. Hi, Blade. I used to be a manager at KFC in Brisbane. Shout out to the Colonel. King cock fuckers.

That's what that says. I had a team member text me to let me know she'd be a little slower today because of the sex she had the night before. She later told me that she didn't have the guts to tell me face-to-face, which is why she sent a text, but she also didn't want the boss to think that she was slacking off. So she said, hey, I am going to come in today, but I have had a massive night, and just to let you know,

I'm not going to be on my game today. In a text, so they didn't have to say it face-to-face. today in a text so they didn't have to say it face to face? I would just never, ever say that. Should we do a poll to see if you should do this as an experiment? No, I'm not fucking doing it. I wouldn't. I couldn't do that. I'm not.

I'm not. Oh, fuck. You know I'm not like that. Like I know that I'm fucking dirty and disgusting and stuff, but like I'm not. What if you called another workplace, like a big place, and just pretended that you worked there and called in sick? You know if you call like Bunnings or Safeway where they have like 50,

100 employees? No, because then if I call and say, hey, it's Mel, I'm not coming in today. I got railed last night. And then what happens when Mel turns up? Yeah, and then they've already ruined someone else's weekend to cover for them because they've come in, even though that was supposed to go to their niece's birthday. Yeah, I mean

Mel's, her weekend's not the only thing that was ruined. I cannot imagine calling or texting or saying to a boss, sorry, I got fucked in the ass last night, like I'm gonna be off my game a bit. Just don't say it, like, or just say, oh, I'm just not feeling that flash. Like I just can't imagine ever saying to somebody, yeah, like, you know,

big night with my boyfriend or girlfriend or whoever. I know. It's a whole new world. I can't believe people are doing that. Apparently it's normal. Apparently it's normal. It's nah. It's nah.

It's nah. Also, I can't remember who wrote this, and I hate that I can't remember who it was, but someone commented in the group the other day, the thing I dislike about normal or nah is I thought I was interesting and unique, and it turns out everyone's just as fucked as I am. Oh, no, you should find that reassuring. Yeah, I mean, it's a double-edged sword.

Yeah, they're like, oh, well, I called in sick and ate cold toast yesterday, so all good. Now, let me know. This is Isabella Carrigan. Shmishabella Shmurrigan or Isabella Carrigan? Isabella. Okay. You let me know when she gets a bit aggressive here.

Oh, you've turned a bit aggressive all of a sudden. Yeah, because I don't like it. Whoa, okay. I don't like her attitude. Well, I'm already on your side. Yeah, because I don't like it. Whoa. Okay. I don't like her attitude. Well, I'm already on your side. Thank you. Fuck you, Isabella. No.

That's rough. I should have called in. Normal or nah, says Isabella. On my way to work this morning, I saw this guy playing music through speakers on like an old stereo. I'm already angry. Out loud on the street. Like, mate, they invented AirPods for a reason.

No one wants to hear your shit music. It's a big nah from me. Hear, hear. Nah. Nah. I agree. Absolutely nah. Oh, I thought I'd be on your side, and I am actually,

but I'm also on Isabella's side. Fuck off. Fuck right off. It's like people that like walk down the street on FaceTime and they're like, yeah, and then I think we're going to go to the pub on the corner of fucking Swan Street and then put your AirPods in and just talk on the phone like a regular person.

Or hold it up to your ear. Yeah. So many options. You just don't need to FaceTime. No. Oh, I'm just not a big fan of FaceTime in general. No, no. You never look good on FaceTime.

You're looking up at yourself in your chins. If we wanted to see each other, I'd catch up in person. Exactly. Just give me a call, bro. It's totally fine. It's like during COVID, like the Zoom chat thing, I'm like I want to be able to do other things while I'm on the phone. Like if I'm on the phone, I want to be able to paint my nails

or eat my dinner or, you know, whatever I'm doing. I don't want to commit fully to a thing. You want to know something nice that happened yesterday? Yeah. Because I am the chief merchandise and international shipping officer of Tony and I'm podcast. Good luck in the role. I was trying to organize and I am organizing some warehouse space in the US to put all our drink bottles.

Who guessed a month ago that this was something I would have to do? It's a wild. We thought we'd have to send 10 overseas. We were like, cool, we can cop 10 each for shipping. No, not $5 billion. So the shipping warehouse guy is like, fuck, I can't even believe the words. Yeah, we've got a warehouse guy.

Yeah, we've got a warehouse guy apparently. Fuck, man. Anyway, so he goes, let's jump on Zoom. I'll run you through how it all works. I'll teach you through the program. Oh, that's nice. And then he goes, I'll have my screen on because I'll screen share, so I'll show you like how to log in and do all this stuff.

You don't need to put your camera on though. It's totally fine. That is nice. And I thought, like he doesn't have to say that, but he probably goes, oh, I know it's a pain in the ass. And it just totally, I went, oh, thanks, man. Yeah, that is nice. But I probably goes, oh, I know it's a pain in the ass. And it just totally, I went, oh, thanks, man. Yeah, that is nice. But I like doing a camera on. I think it's more polite.

I did feel rude. Yeah. And then- Oh, you did the camera off? Yeah. No, he was just being polite. You have to have your camera on. Well, it was about a 20 minute chat. And at about the 19 and a half minute mark, I went, I probably should put my camera on for this. I feel a bit rude. At about the 19 and a half minute mark, I went,

I probably should have put my camera on for this. I feel a bit rude. Oh. I probably would have done camera on. That's okay. That's all right. He did say that, so it's probably fine. Let's get back to Isabella Carrigan, though.

Oh, there's more? Mate, you just wait for it. Oh, holy shit. Sorry, I thought we were done. Isabella. So the way she's described it is someone's like carrying speakers and for some reason I just imagined, you know, that like gangster with a stereo over his shoulder rocking up to the local. Like Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Rocking up to the basketball court. Yeah. And so I replied, oh, it seems just like such a 90s thing to do. Yeah. Wouldn't know. Born in 2004. Fuck you. That's aggressive language.

Fuck you, That's aggressive language. Fuck you, Isabella. She also said, I'm at an age where I'm also not dating Robert Pattinson. She has chosen. Choosen. Oh, I flapped. Tony's lost it. She's chosen hate there. She could have picked love, but she's chosen hate.

Isabella. Isabella. Fuck. there. She could have picked love, but she's chosen hate. Isabella? Hey, this is Leanna Brunetton and you're listening to a video, like a sponsored video for a brand. What are you? Every now and then. A sponsored video and you get a little cashola for it. Now.

Good money maker for you, mate. Yeah. Yeah. You're saving to buy a house. Saving to buy, I mean, house prices. Fucking, don't get me started. The inflation, the supply and demand. Supply and you, mate. Yeah. Yeah. You're saving to buy a house. Saving to buy, I mean, house prices. Fucking, don't get me started. The inflation. The supply and demand.

Supply and demand. Inflation. Liberal government. Thankfully, now we've got Labor government. Supply chain issues globally. Oh, yep. Supply chain. I went to do a video for Holy Moly, which is like a fun mini golf kind of place.

It does look really fun. I've never been. It's open from 10am till 2am. Yeah. And I will say. There's a shift in the day when it goes from kids having fun to adults having fun. So we almost went that night.

We were at the hotel for Bridget's birthday. Did we? Well, you know how we were drunk in the hotel? I'm like, we could go downstairs and play around. I'm ready to go. Oh, yeah. We didn't quite make it. We didn't do it.

But there is definitely during the day lots of kids and family and like you said, at night a lot of- It's a bit loose. A lot of like young girls will like meet there because there's a bar and karaoke and like let's meet. Yeah, and they've got cool cocktails and stuff, eh? Yeah, have a few drinks, play mini golf, ha-ha, and then we'll go out later.

Good place to meet up before you go out and stuff. But- It's also nice on a night out to have like an activity. Yeah, it'd be a great first date. And not just sit there and drink or just eat or whatever. It's kind of like, oh, you can do something, keep your hands a bit busy, you know, like it's nice. Great idea for a date actually.

I always think with a date if there's an activity, it takes the awkwardness, like gives you something to talk about and it's a bit cute and flirty and whatever. But you can still chat. Yeah. Like what's the worst first date? I was about to say three, two, one. Both say it at the same time.

I fucked it up there. Yeah. How about we do it again? I mean, what is the worst first date? Three, two, one. Movies. Worst. Oh, I can't believe we got the same thing.

The guy I used to work with, Jase, when I worked on the Jason Peejo show, he always said that the best first date for him was teppanyaki. I reckon I've heard him talk about this 75 times. Yep, so anybody that has. And why teppanyaki? Because he said it's good to see how they react with the, like, waiters and the chefs because the chef is sitting right in front of you. What do you mean good to see how they react?

So they're ready for his ninja moves when they get back to his place? No, I think he means because, like, you end up chatting or being kind of, like, involved with the other people at your table. Yeah. Because Torbs and I went and did teppanyaki. You remember when we stayed at Crown earlier in the year? Yeah. Over Easter.

Yeah. We went to a teppanyaki place. Was it fun? It was amazing. The food was incredible. Because some people find it stressful because there's a lot of sensory overload. But also it would be an expensive first date.

Like it's not cheap. Yeah. Anyway, though, because you're kind of chatting with the other people around your table, you're interacting with the chef, I guess it is a good insight to see like if they're a friendly person or if they're like fuck off. Yeah, I get that. Yeah.

That is a good idea. Yeah, so it's a good date. But, yeah, holy moly, great date idea. If you're looking for something, use code RyanJohn10 or fucking whatever it is. I don't think there's a code. There's not a code for me because they didn't want me. That's actually true.

Yeah. They asked for Tony and Ryan. They asked for Tony and Ryan and they came back and said, no, we'll just take Ryan. And then I asked for permission from you. I'm like, I feel bad. Do you mind if I do it? And you said, no, fucking take right and then i asked for permission from you i'm like i feel bad do you mind if i do it and you said no if i can take their money is what tony said but then you spent the money on lord tickets yeah so jokes on them and me holy moly is sending you to lord yeah whole lord my lord so because i'm 34 yeah i did get this vibe of like i'm not in that family

section with the kids but i'm also not in the like young fun before a night. I sort of felt like I'm in the middle of the two categories here. And I don't know why, but it kind of hit me before I walked in. I'm like, oh, I'm like, this is not like married couple. It's first date or kids. Like we're in the middle of that. And what time was it? It was midday.

Oh, so you're there where the other families are there. I think it's okay. It's like a date day. And, like, we enjoyed it. But we went on a Sunday afternoon and I said, I can only go on Sunday, so if I can't do that, I can't come. Yeah. And apparently, because they're doing a campaign,

they had all of these influencers and, like, young pretty people in during the week together at once. Oh. So for all of them to, like, film their content at the same time. Yeah, but a all of them to like film their content at the same time. Yeah, but a lot of them are like, like we don't sit in the category of influencer, but there's a lot of like young, good-looking people who like take good-looking photos and they're like posing with the golf club and shit.

Very aesthetic. Yeah. Sexy. And so because of their doing this big campaign, I was like lumped in a category with all these like. Just like influencer campaign. Like young, hot girls and stuff. Oh. Yeah, like. Just like influencer campaign. Like young hot girls and stuff. Oh.

Yeah, like fun boys who like go to clubs and are ripped and shit. And that probably didn't go at midday with their wife. No. They went late at night, had 16 cocktails and had a great time. Yeah. Yeah. So I get there and I go, hey, I'm booking for Ryan at midday. Should let me just look that up.

I did that sound effect on the phone. Yeah, that's nice. She goes, oh, hang on. Sorry, sir. There seems to be something wrong with the booking. They hadn't made the booking for you. No, they had. It was there.

There was a booking there. So you were booked? I was booked in, but there was a problem with the booking, according to this lovely lady that worked at the front. She goes, oh, sorry, sir. It's a little bit embarrassing. Oh, my God. There's a note here.

They've obviously stuffed it up. It says you're an influencer. And it says, like, you're here to take some photos and it's like free drinks and stuff. So I don't know why it's written as that. I'll have to. Yeah, you're not a hot 20-year-old girl. I'll have to go and check with the manager, something stuffed up. So not only it's awkward enough when you rock up and go, hey.

I've got a free booking. Yeah. Because I've got to take some photos and do a video and stuff. That's awkward enough. Yeah. But when she tells you. There must be some mistake. You are obviously not one of those people.

And then you have to go. Oh, actually. Oh, my God. I would have curled up and died. I'm glad I wasn't there. Bridget. You know how I was saying last week I had to watch some of the movie from the kitchen.

Yeah. And like sit in the fridge because I was. The cringe. Yeah. Bridget almost just walked out, not because she was awkward, because she was about to burst out laughing because she doesn't see us as together. She just goes, I'm pointing at my husband laughing my ass off

while he's trying to explain. Like, oh, you know those hot girls that came the other day? A bit like that, but a little bit different. Yeah, and then I go, oh, yeah, so the campaign is on and I'm here to do a video. And she goes, they all came in on Thursday. And I was like, yeah. I couldn't come until today.

Yeah, so I'm going to film today. And she's like, film? What are you going to do? Oh. And I'm like, and just like a peek behind the curtain, the amount of emails with like the marketing manager and the this and the lawyer. Like don't do this but make sure you say this, do this, don't do this.

But it's always head office and you always go, have head office had a chat with front of house? They never have. They never fucking have. And then I'm trying to like, and she's like, oh, can I, are you like an Instagram, can I show me your thing? You're like, well, I'm verified. But now it's like I'm trying to prove to this 20-year-old girl.

To this fucking girl. That works at fucking holy moly. But then also prove what? That I'm just a guy? That I'm just another person that like film shit and wants to put it on the thing. And then she goes, okay, I guess. And goes, it says you get drinks.

Do you want it? Well, yeah. Yeah. After this ordeal? Yeah. I fucking need it. So she's a fan of the podcast. She's getting her water bottles on its way.

The worst bit is she like then tells the girl. Oh, fucking hell. And everybody's going, that guy out there, he's here for that Instagram thing. Why didn't he come on Thursday? Oh, well, he said he was busy. So word gets around behind the bar and the manager comes out. Oh, Karen. Actually, do you want me to just give a performance

and then I won't fucking carry on about this anymore? Karen on. I won't carry on because, and I'm just saying this, it actually was a fun time besides this little ordeal at the front counter. I didn't miss those free cocktails, if you know what I'm saying. I had a great Sunday. So this is what happens at the front counter. I didn't miss those free cocktails, if you know what I'm saying. I had a great Sunday. Yeah. So this is what happens when she walks out.

Still, because there's no hot girl, probably didn't realise that the person they were talking about was me standing right in front of them. Yeah, they're like, oh, sorry, is your wife coming back, sir? Is that who we're dealing with? This is the manager walking out. Oh, g'day. So who's this guy say he is?

No. How degrading. I'm here for the campaign. I'm here for the influencer. I'm campaign. Shot a terrible round. Five over par. But, I mean, you know what, mate?

Joke's on them. We got some Lord tickets out of it. Who cares? And a free cocktail. You know what I call that? It's a hole in my... Hey, this is Leanna Brunettin and thanks for listening to this throwback episode of Tony and Ryan. My

love this year is this podcast and the TARP community. Everyone's so kind and supportive and honestly, Tony and Ryan have helped me feel really happy during tough times. I love them all. Tonya and Ryan are back on January 3rd. Merry Christmas, everyone.

And next week, Ashley Olsen will be hosting. Have a great day.