Toni and Ryan - THROWBACK: The Suzuki Scam

Episode Date: December 24, 2023

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Hey, it's Blake from Kentucky in the United States, and I approve this podcast. Hey, it's Blake here. Merry Christmas. Today, we're throwing it back with some of the best moments of Tony and Ryan for 2023. The guys are on holiday at the moment, but we'll be back before you know it with some brand new episodes for 2024. Today, we're going to be taking it back to Ryan's ill-fated Jiminy adventure. But first up, chatting our favorite TV show, Border Security with Coke Shoes Karen. Let's get real. Yeah.

When Tony gives a recommendation, even though she's been the shitter recommender of the two of us. No, no, no, no, no. She is informed this year. This is good for you. You are informed this year because, in fact, if Tony makes a recommendation, write it down because she's out here doing God's work.

I'm not the shit recommender of the team. Can we just rewind? I'm not the shit recommender of the team. We've both had some fucking corkers, I feel. Like we both fucked up a couple of times. I think we're probably about even. That's what a loser would say. That's what someone coming second would say.

But. I wasn't coming second, if you know what I mean. Well, you can't if there's only one of you there. You win and lose every time. The other day, you made a recommendation, and I actually kind of scoffed at it. And you said Frito-Air TV is back in 2023. It's in. And I'm here to say I shouldn't have scoffed.

I was wrong. Frito-Air is where it's fucking at. And then I said, tell me all the shows you've watched. And you said Border Security and Border Security. The cricket. And border security. I've been awoken. Alleluja.

It is. It's so good. I got home the other day. I was tired. I couldn't be bothered choosing something to watch on Netflix, Disney Plus, Paramax. What's Paramax? Paramount Plus.

Paramount Plus. What's Paramax? Amazon. Amazon. There's Paramax? Paramount Plus. Paramount Plus. What's Paramax? Amazon. Amazon. There's too much. So, I flicked on Channel 7 and Border Security is on. Decision fatigue. You just need some BS.

Can I just read a few comments from last time you talked about Border Security? Yes. Taylor. I watched Border Security on Disney Plus. No shame here. So, not only is it the easy free-to-air, she'll go and find it on a streaming service. She's looking for it. Yeah.

Shez. Free-to-air just sneaks up on you. One border patrol, then an air crash investigation, suddenly it's the evening news and you don't know where your day went. I totally agree. Red Mag, I love border security. I've watched all the different countries and variations on Netflix. Georgie, I literally drop whatever I'm doing for a three-hour border security marathon. No shame here.

All of those shows, border security, RBT, you know, the Kiwi one, Police 10-7, but it's Police 10-7. Yeah, it's so good. So fucking good. I just, I don't know what it is. They just get me going. And, you know, when you watch the RBT and they do the, and it goes. It goes to a nap break. Oh, fucking hook you through. But the sound, it like fucking gets my adrenaline racing. If I could listen to that at the gym, I'd never

stop. Imagine if it was just that like, you know, that Hang on. I don't want to like burst our bubble because we're on a roll here. Yeah. That's a pretty fucking big statement there. If I heard that sound at the gym, I would never stop running Okay it's not a test This is not a test Don't be Let's not get carried away

But don't you reckon though It like fires you up It's like pre-workout Yeah Yeah you know It's just like Tell me how much alcohol is that Or you know when you watch one of them

And like the guy is like Totally fucked Yeah And he's just like slurring his words and his car's like full of shit and everything's fucked and then it comes up and it's zero zero zero and you go what the fuck has happened drugs has happened oh oh my god oh there's zero alcohol in your breath and he's like yep see, see you later. You've got to let him go. I'll run home. No. Yeah, spoiler alert.

That's what's going on there. Oh, I'd never thought about that. So, but I was so tired that I decided to watch freeware TV. It's good. But the border security got me so revved up, I didn't even realise that I'd begun live tweeting it. That's how invested I was in border security. Can I ask a question?

Yeah. Was it like, because normally people like tweet about like new TV, like if you fucking got really nothing on and you're watching The Bachelorette or whatever and it's like hashtag Bachelorette. Well, that's on the show tomorrow. Oh, great. You know, and everybody's tweeting about it. So, it's like trending. Was it like a new episode or did they have a hashtag come up or something?

I mean, is there any new episodes? They might have made 10 episodes 10 years ago and just keep rerolling them. I'll just keep watching them. Though sometimes if you watch during the day, it is a really old episode and you can tell from like the way it's filmed and the outfits and stuff. So, I didn't know if anyone else was watching. There was definitely no hashtag on the screen. I just tweeted, in quotation mark,

oh, this bitch is fucked. Quote, my wife just now watching Border Security and loving herself sick. Yeah. And the replies coming in then showed me people are also watching this same episode in real time. Didn't I say it's a phenomenon? Linny replies on Twitter. Hi, Linny.

Oh, are you also watching that episode where the Asian lady is on her knees begging? And I was like, yes, I'm watching that as now. I'm surprised there was any produce left in the entire country of Hong Kong because this girl opens her suitcase and it's like, there's prawns, there's fish, there's grains, there's fruit. And the pineapple rolls out. Yeah, and all this food and they're writing her up for a ticket and she's on her knees begging, begging not to get fined.

And the lady's like, because they're obviously like police and it's pretty straight, like, excuse me, ma'am, begging doesn't work here. We're going to need to fine you. And she's like, but is there anything more annoying than someone just like on their knees in front of you begging? If someone did that to you on the street, would you just be like, take whatever you want?

I think I would just be like, well, yeah, what can I do to make this stop? Yeah. Yeah. Like, how do I stop this from happening? Yeah. So, while some people were tweeting about the Asian lady begging on her knees, everyone was talking about Coke Shoes Karen. Coke Shoes Karen?

You don't know about Coke Shoes Karen? Mate, this girl was on to a fucking winner until she got caught. Some of them are fucking pretty clever. So, Coke Shoes Karen had cocaine. She had like these big, like a wedge heel, but the wedge heel was hollow and it was filled with cocaines and the dogs got her. And then when they like, the dogs are off, then they go, we'll test everything else. All of the buttons on her jacket were like hollow. And then when they, like, the dogs are off, then they go, oh, we'll test everything else. All of the buttons on her jacket were, like, hollow. And then there were, like, little opening cases.

They all had cocaine in them. Her earrings. And they just kept finding this stuff all over her. And we're like, oh, my God, Coke Shoes Karen is fucking, she's gone. And because you know how usually at the end of the episode it's like, oh, and it turns out the Asian lady was fined $308. And enjoyed the rest of her holiday or whatever. Yeah, and it's always like, oh, Carl had the wrong piece of paper, so he had to fly back to Dubai and get his work visa and he returned three days later. Yeah. Coke Shoes Karen got four years prison.

That never actually happens. And I don't know why, because I was so invested in the story, I was like, oh, justice has been served like i felt satisfaction yeah because you go the australian border force have done their job good job guys like you're so proud of them country i don't know how they think to look in those places right you know when they show the ones where they're like in their post depot yeah and they're like oh yep this baby's pram oh there's like a little nick in the edge of the box. So we think that we might be on the side.

And the fucking baby's pram full of heroin. Yeah. I mean, thank God. Yeah, clever. But how clever. It's actually like we probably shouldn't be praising the ingenuity of like this horrible shit. But like, how do they come up with this shit?

Okay. We shouldn't be praising these people. We're like, how great are drug dealers? No. Is that what you're saying? Is that what you're saying? That's absolutely not what I said. But like the shoes, the wedge on the shoe, what a, like.

Coke shoes Karen, baby. So do you know when this episode came out? Because if she got four years in prison, she might be out by now. Those wedge heels might be back on dance floors in a club near you. You know, what's she coming up with now? She's the smartest woman ever. Apparently the straight value of the coke in, like on all of cocaine Karen's person.

Yeah. Was $380,000. Fuck off. Yeah. What? Are we glamorising drug dealers? No, that is shocking. What the?

$308,000? Yeah. $380,000. Yeah. Show me your shoes. No, no. It's fine. It's fine.

They're just runners. But I am here to say. It is incredible that they catch those people. Imagine how much drugs would be on the street if not for them catching those people. That's fucked. Here's my top three findings. Top three, yep. Drug dealers, genius.

Asterisk, don't condone. Yeah, no, we're not obviously condoning the trafficking of drugs. Second one. Okay. I feel like with these shows, the more you lean into it, the more it gives back to you. You do have to kind of go along with the- Oh, but like if you get into it, it'll return.

It'll give you more love than you thought you could receive. Oh, my God. Yeah, I've never known true love until embracing border security in a much larger way than they expected. I'm doing an elective in my MBA called Innovation. Yep. If Coke Shoes Karen isn't doing a fucking guest lecture spot. Yeah.

Again, we're not glamorising. And the number one takeaway. Yep. When Tony Lodge gives you a recommendation, you write it down. Yeah. See, now we're condoning it. Yep. Nice. That was all we're condoning it. Yep. Nice.

That was all me. I told you Frida Air was coming back in a big way. And it's back, baby. It is back. I love it. Oh, yes. Yep. I finally won.

It's here. Finally. You've made my life better. In more ways than one, I hope. No, I think just this one. Okay. Oh, no, this is the main one. Okay.

What's another way that you make it better? I mean, you got to quit your job because of me? I did. Because you do this podcast? Is that okay? When I went to the bank to get a mortgage, they go, Ryan, you don't have an employment. And I go, yeah, but this bitch is funny. Yeah.

I think it's fine. Yeah. It'll be fine. And they went, how funny? And I said, she's recommended border security. And they went, how much do you need? My comedy was your guarantor. They said.

Did your mum be a guarantor? No, but Tony's got a dick joke. But Tony's pretty funny. Yeah, but watch Tony explain how soap works. And the guy's like, how much money do you need? You just show him the TikTok, he goes, fucking hell, three million? You can buy one tenth of a Coke wedge to heal for that. I was just mortgage for a house.

Again, not condoning the use or selling of drugs. Actually, I'm not condoning, but I mean, it was an interesting episode. It's interesting. And that's why it's TV, right? It's entertainment. It's showbiz, baby. Yeah, you know, it's not fucking research. Like, you know.

Yeah, it's not real. Hey, it's Blake from Kentucky in the United States and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. So this random thing that you and I have been talking about for months is the concept and existence of G-wagons. The Mercedes-Benz sort of... It looks like a Land Rover, like an old boxy four-wheel drive that's actually meant for, like, four-wheel driving.

Yeah. And I like the look of them because they're a bit shit. Yeah, I know what you mean. I don't look at that and go, oh, it's beautiful. I go, oh, all the cars are like slick and polished. I like that this is a bit rough and random and different. Yeah, yeah. And I'm not in the market for one, but I was just like, well, asterisk.

At this stage, I don't know how much they cost. Yes. Can I read you a joke I wrote when I was drunk last night? Yep. If you've got constipation, Google how much a G-Wagon costs because you will shit yourself. Is that good? And that wasn't that good. You know.

So, the G-Wagon, I thought because they looked a bit shit, they would be priced accordingly. These pieces of shit are $400,000. Yeah. So, the reason it came up is because we watched Travis Barker's Architectural Digest. Yeah. And he has one. And I obviously love Travis Barker. Yeah.

And I was like, oh, my God. And we were talking about the car. And you were like, fuck, they're, like, pretty slick. I kind of like that it's, yeah, a bit unassuming. Yeah. It's the car and you were like, fuck, they're like pretty slick. I kind of like that. It's a bit unassuming. Yeah. It's like a Mercedes without looking like a fucking. Like a Mercedes.

Yeah. And let me just put it out there. I'm not in the market in any way, shape or form. I just became fascinated with the fact that these cars were so expensive. Yeah. Because I was like, how? You can get a beautiful Mercedes for a fifth of the price. Yeah.

What is it about these that you can charge $400,000? The price of, like, an apartment in the outer suburbs of Melbourne, a whole house and block of land in some Victorian towns, and you're just going to buy a kind of shit-looking car? I think they're waterproof. For what? Just if you're out in the surf. Now, you know, like, I'm not a car guy.

Nah. But, like, even if I had a billion dollars, I don't think I could still live with myself or justify how that car, like, how I could spend $400. I don't think so either. It's too much money. Yeah. And so, then Tony and I start making the joke

that these Suzuki Jimneys are like the poor man's G-Wagon. Yeah. Because they're also kind of boxy and fun, but they're sort of made for off the road a little bit. And when you start noticing Suzuki Jimneys, suddenly they're everywhere. And this is like everything. And we'd never really talked about them or thought about them before. And now they're everywhere. And now it's like when you say like, oh, I'm thinking about buying a red car.

You never see those. Yeah. Then all you see is a red car. Yeah. It's fucking Jimny Central in where I live and where you live. And that's it. There's Jimny's everywhere. They're fucking everywhere.

Someone did message us on the podcast and say, oh, there's like a Jimny wave. So when there's like, it's like a real, there's a little click. They've got their own Facebook groups. And when you drive, a Jimny drives past another Jimny, you do the Jimny wave. And it's like a little community. Yeah. And apparently if you kind of don't wave back, someone might go, oh, hey, like I was in Richmond today, waved at someone like, oh, they in this group, like, you know, a bit of a wind

up because it's like a bit of fun. Yeah. So, I started. They're a cult. They are a cult. It's like a legit club. Yeah. So, I started becoming interested in this cult and interested in the car.

But again, and this seems dumb, no interest in buying one whatsoever. I was just fascinated by the concept. Yeah. And just the, like, what's the word? The mystery surrounding the whole cult. So, there's, they're only a two-door. We're going to have a kid. Like, it's-

So impractical for what you want, yeah. Can't express how I don't want this car, right? But I was like, well, if they're charging $400, how much are these Jimneys? So, because you kind of said to me, I'll just get the shit version. No offense to people with the Jim- Yeah. With the Jimny, because they're a great car. We love them, obviously.

Yeah. We've put a lot of time into them. Yeah. But you're kind of like, oh, well, the Suzuki version, fuck, that's not going to be, you know. Okay. So, here's where my beef begins. Oh.

So, I go to the website. I don't know. Again, I'm too deep for my own good. I don't even want to buy the car. So, you're just like looking on car sales, you mean? No, it's like suzuki.com slash Jimny. Oh. And it's like type.

Or where you can like build the version. Oh, I did that with my Audi so many times. It's so good, isn't it? Yeah. And so, I type in my postcode and it goes, here's your nearest dealer, blah, blah, blah. And then it's like, click here for a price. And I was like, all I came to this website to do- Was to find out the price.

Yep. And then I go- For a gag. For a gag. Basically. For actually no reason. Yeah. So, where's your postcode?

Oh, that means your local dealer's this one. Well, I don't really care because I'm not going to buy it. Yeah. And they're like, oh, do you want a quote? And I was like, yes, I do. Yeah. And they're like, well, before we give you a quote, did you want the sports kit? What kind of reflective mirror do you want?

What kind of, do you want the grill or the regular? Give me the best price, dog. I'm like, just give me a number, dog, so I can go, hey, Tony, guess what? Guess how much these cost, yeah. But then, so it's like. So, it scrolls through every fucking option. It took me so long, right? And I was getting a bit like, just tell me the fucking price, man. But you've already put your fucking postcode in. And my, okay, so then they go click here for a quote. Yeah. So, after clicking all that shit.

So, you're finally going to fucking get out. So, I click it and it goes, oh, we're calculating. Type in your name, your address and your email address and we'll email you the quote. I fucking hate when websites do this. You know when you're moving house? Yeah. Oh. And you can't just type in, I've got a three bedroom house, come and get my shit.

Then they go, oh, we've got a quote for, oh, we'll ring you. Don't fucking ring me. Don't ring me. I don't want anyone to ring me. No, thank you. I want to look at it online like a normal person. Yep. Do you want to deal with a human?

No. No. Even give me a live chat box. Yep. I'll do that before I answer the phone. So I fill in my details. Yeah. I'll do that before I answer the phone. So, I fill in my details. Yeah. I get an email.

Finally. You finally got the fucking price at least. I bet. Oh, no. Fuck off. What did they email you to say? We'll call you in five minutes. Because you're located in Eltham, your nearest dealership is Preston,

we'd like to introduce you to fucking Sebastian from the Preston dealership. Nah, fuck off, Sebastian. He'll be able to run you through some options. Fuck, they're on the hard sell. What's the fucking Jimny KPI? Can I also remind everyone, I don't want this car. So then it becomes not even just about you not wasting your time, Can I also remind everyone, I don't want this car. Yeah. So then it becomes not even just about you not wasting your time,

but Sebastian's as well. You're like, bro, you're not going to make a fucking commission off me. Tell me how much the fucking car costs and fuck off. You know what I mean? Like, fucking hell. So I get this email and it's like, Sebastian will be in touch. And in the email it's like, oh, you can play this game where it's like you click. But the game is just like.

The game sounds fun. Well, the game is sort of build your own Jimny, but I kind of already just did that. Because, you know, it's like, oh, let's play a game. Do you like pink or blue? Do you like auto or manual? Do you like going off roads or to the beach? And then at the end, it's like, I played it.

And then at the end, it's like, here's your blue chimney with the off-road wheels and the extra thing because you said you like surfing and it's got this thing in case you drive on sand. And I'm like, how much? And then they go, what's your postcode? Yeah. And they go, what's your email address? I'm like, we already did this.

So, Sebastian calls. No. And he goes, oh, g'day. Is it like same day or like? Ten minutes later. Fuck. Oh, God, they don't have Is it, like, same day or, like? Ten minutes later. Fuck. Oh, God, they don't have much going on over there. Not much going on.

Yeah. For the amount of Jimneys you see, you'd think they'd be flat out. Yeah, you would. They should be very busy, the amount that you fucking see. G'day, Ryan. Heard you're interested in a Jimney. And I go, I'm actually not. I'll actually stop you right there.

I don't. This poor guy. Yeah. It's like someone's. This poor guy. Yeah. It's like someone's finally played the game. Yeah. They finally want to talk about it. The thing is they get the printout from the game because he goes, G'day, Ryan, how you going?

I can see you like surfing in blue. Yeah. He's kind of like, oh, a bit of a surfer, are you? And I go, no. I'm just ticking boxes. I'm not going to buy it. It doesn't matter what I choose in the game. And so I'm just ticking boxes. I'm not going to buy it. It doesn't matter what I choose in the game. And so I'm.

I know that this isn't how it would work, but all I can picture is you hitting like end on the guy. And then they get a fax. And it's like those really old printers, like a. And then the boss comes over and rips it off. Rips it off and goes, Sebastian. Here you go, Sebastian.

We got a whole one. We got a lead for you. That's all I can say. Like, Sebastian's also a 1980s detective. Oh, we got a printout from the police. A reporter for the fucking New York Times. Fucking 25 years ago. It's quite Kent.

That's very fun. The imagination is very fun. So I kind of. So he fucking calls you. And I don't have the gall to say I just fucking heard about the wave and I'm in a rabbit hole and clearly don't have anything better to do with my day. Or any money.

I'm not going to buy this car. I think I told you we were shopping for fridges and they said, oh, if you want us to build the, like, integrated fridge to your kitchen, it costs like, and we had to pretend like we could afford that because you don't want to be like, oh, we can't afford that. Yeah. You play cool and you go, yeah, we'd prefer the more expensive one. So, I don't think.

Like you have to like. And because Sebastian had got the printout and he thought he was onto a sale, I didn't want to be a dick. No, of course not. And you're not an asshole. But I feel like in hindsight it would have been nicer if I had said, hey, bro, I don't want to waste your time. Sorry, I was just building it online.

So he's like, I heard you like surfing. And I was like, oh, you know, like summertime. And he's like, yeah, because the best thing about a gym is like it's great for the beach, but also because it's so nippy, like where do you work? I was like, yeah, you can find an easy park. It's great for intense. I'm there pretending I like surfing. I'm there and he goes, oh, so have you any more questions about the car?

And I go, yeah. How much is it? Yeah, fair enough. Which is a fair enough question. Yeah, because after you've done the preamble, it makes sense. Like brass? Yeah, fair enough. Which is a fair enough question. Yeah, because after you've done the preamble, it makes sense. Like brass tacks, like tell us the thing. And until now, whilst I wasn't, I guess, up front with Sebastian, and honestly, up until now, I haven't also been a dick.

I haven't been up front, but I haven't been mean. I've just like trying to be polite and blah, blah, blah. But that's until now. Like trying to be polite and blah, blah, blah. But that's until now. Because he goes, Ryan, the thing about Jimneys is until you're sitting in it, it's really hard to appreciate just how great they are. So before we get into the nitty gritty, I'd love you to come down.

You haven't agreed to go down there for a test drive, have you? No. But until this point. I thought that you were going to say that you ended up having to go down there. That would have been really funny though. Check out the one parked out the front. I go, Sebastian, 46 minutes ago, I clicked on a button that said, click here for a price. You did?

Did you actually say that? Yep. And I said the words. Actually, before that, I said, Sebastian, your website's shit. And it's lied to me. 46 minutes ago, I pressed the button that said, click here. And then it said, oh, just put in your email address and we'll send you the number.

And I did. And you didn't tell me the price. Now you're calling me. All I want to know is how much a Jimny costs. I don't want any extras. I don't care about any of the features. What is a baseline Jimny worth? And he goes, it's $37,000.

It's a bit steeper than I was expecting. And he goes, thank you. That's all I really wanted to know. And he's like, do you want to buy one? I was like. And he goes, I go, thank you. That's all I really wanted to know. And he's like, do you want to buy one? I was like, no. Oh, Sebastian. And I just went, sorry. And then I just hung up.

Not like hang up on him, but I was just like, and that was the. Yeah. And you went, cool. Cheers. Thanks for letting me know. Bye. Yeah. Right.

I will say, though, that it was- I wasn't a dick, but I was cold at the end because I was like, you've said three or four times, here it is, and you've breadcrumbed me all the way along. And you've gone through seven steps of their fucking 25-step program. It didn't say click here to begin the process. No. It said click here for a price.

And this is me drawing a line in the sand saying companies, don't promise me something and not deliver. Unless it's a personalized video from us. They're coming. We're running late. I'm really sorry about that. They are coming. We're working on it.

Don't fucking at me. I'm really sorry. They're on their way. We've done 1,500 of the 1,700. Yeah. Don't promise me something and then not give it to me. Is that fair to say? Yeah, I think as well like.

Your game looks great and the usability is fantastic. However. Give me a number. I actually don't want your car. All they're doing, in my humble opinion, is wasting their own time. Thank you. Because can you imagine the amount of people that go, oh, I don't know if I have the money.

I'm not going to go down there and sit in a car and then feel cornered into buying something that I don't know if I can afford it. Yeah. Like, I actually think that what you said was fair enough and I reckon you wouldn't have been the first person to say that can you imagine people that have like that aren't as kind as you that don't have that much fucking spare time and they go oh you know i just yeah cool i'll put the thing in because i just really i this is my dream car i really want to know how much it costs and then they go oh well you gotta do the game oh then fucking sebastian rings you oh then you gotta go down and sit in

it because i need to feel the fucking thing and When I said to Sebastian, your website's shit, he goes, yeah, people have said that. Yep. See, I reckon they would get that all the time. So, when he's ripped the facts off and thought he had a live one, I reckon that he knew it wasn't going to be a sale. It's a cold lead. It's not going to be good. I think they need to sort their shit out. Thank you.

good. I think they need to sort their shit out. Thank you. And I think anybody with a business model that is similar of tricking people needs to fucking sort their shit. They need to lift. Yeah. Yeah. They do need to lift.

Yeah. You're right. Because there is nothing more frustrating whether it's a car or a fucking headband. It doesn't fucking matter. Don't know why they were my two things. Felt like one extreme to the other. Yep. Whether it's one or the other.

What's the opposite of a car? A headband. Headband. What's the opposite of a car? A headband. Headband. What's the opposite of a headband? Car. Let's check this out. Suzuki Jimny. Jeep wagon.

I don't think it matters what you're trying to do, but if your only way to fucking suck people in is by tricking them into coming into the dealership and then like forcing them to buy a car. Yep. That's not good. I like this from you. Yeah. It's good energy. Yeah. Honesty. Yeah to buy a car. Yep. That's not good. I like this from you. Yeah. It's good energy.

Yeah. Honesty. Honesty hour. Yep. I think that, yeah, they need to fucking figure that out. Yeah. That's unfair. Because you would – can you imagine if I went down there and they went,

you need to sit in it, and I went, all right, I would sit – I'd end up buying the car. You would have had three. Yeah. Also – They'd go, oh, they look great in pairs. Can I – I'd go, well, my boyfriend can't even fucking drive.

Well, I've got two feet. Yeah. Yeah, fucking one in the other. Two surfboards. One's up on the top. One's a city one. One's a beach one. I don't know.

Like, what do you fucking do? And can I just say that, not that, I mean, I'd spend a lot of time on their website. The baseline model has literally nothing. So, you've got to do the engine. It's not even possible. Fuck, they're really swindled. Oh, did you want an engine? No, why do you see them everywhere?

People are guilted into fucking buying them. Yeah, left, right and centre. Fuck. If you work at Suzuki or fucking your Sebastian from Jimny or whatever and you know what we're talking about, I hope that you take that on board. We're not angry with you. We're angry at the situation. Can I be honest, though?

Still don't hate the chimney. Yeah. That's the shame about all this. Now I don't want to buy a chimney because I feel like you fucked me around. The thing about the chimney is that you can't really appreciate it until you've sat in it. That's what I've heard. What I've heard is that once you sit in it, you never look back. That's what I've heard. What I've heard is that once you sit in it,

you never look back. That's what I've heard. Maybe I should test drive on. They don't even have rear view mirrors because you don't need to look back. That should be their fucking marketing. Hello. Okay, so the base model does not have a rear view mirror. Because you don't need to look back.

Focus on the future. Stop looking in the past. Keep moving forward. Oh, you want to read Vision Mirror? That's an extra $7,000. Yeah. But you still can't look back.

No. Because you don't need to. No. You won't ever want to. Just look to the future. And by future, I mean your repayments for the next seven years.

Yeah. Thanks for tuning in. My You'll Love to See It is from Rebecca Mullen. Sadly, she lost her dad in March. First in real Tony and Brian style, I know all the Tarpers agree when I say, that's fucked.

Rebecca's dad was a general contractor and was always willing to hop over to Rebecca's and help with any special projects. Since his passing, Rebecca hasn't wanted to pick up a project, something I think we would all understand. For the upcoming holidays, Rebecca broke out those tower tools and built a stocking holder for the family.

As much as it hurts, she said that she wants to continue his handiness with her kids. You can see her finished project in the You Love to See It thread, because you fucking love to see it. Tony and Ryan will be back on Monday, January 8th. Have a safe Christmas, and bye for now.