Toni and Ryan - THROWBACK: Toilet Drama

Episode Date: May 11, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, it's Producer Cam with your throwback episode. You're listening to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Hello, happy Friday. Welcome to another throwback episode of the Tony and Ryan podcast. It's Producer Cam taking you through. Ryan's on baby leave and Tony's stuck in a yoga pose, so I thought I'd better get in and help him out. Coming up today, Tony's Poonami. We all remember it so we're going to
Starting point is 00:00:28 throw back to it soon but first, one of the hottest normal or nah segments we've ever had. All I have to say is tooth rocks and you remember it.
Starting point is 00:00:36 Here you go. Normal or nah? I'll be interested in this one from you, Tony, because this is an interesting area. Okay.
Starting point is 00:00:43 Because you're a nice person. I try. Well, what we've just seen is an interesting area. Okay. Because you're a nice person. I try. Well, apparently. But you also love to laugh and smile. Yeah. Normal or nah? Laughing if a friend falls over.
Starting point is 00:00:56 Normal. Correct. Very normal. It makes it less awkward. I agree. Yeah. And when you do something like you trip on something and you're by yourself. And you've got no one to laugh with. Yeah. And when you do something like you trip on something and you're by yourself.
Starting point is 00:01:06 And you've got no one to laugh with. Yeah. And you're like. And you're trying to laugh it off and like play it cool. But laugh by yourself. But you're laughing by yourself and everyone's like, yeah, have you actually been injured? Because it took you a long time to get back up.
Starting point is 00:01:17 Chelsea Shaw, I think it's 100% normal. I don't want people's empathy or them treating me like I've been in a car crash. It's so much less awkward when people laugh at you and you can laugh along with them. Totally agree. Absolutely. I do like to do the quick like, oh, my God, are you all right? Like you've got to do a little laugh.
Starting point is 00:01:33 It's like, you know, when a kid like is fine, but then you say like, oh, everyone goes, oh, my God, are you okay? Then they start to cry because they think that they should. Yeah, is that what that is? Have you seen those like TikToks of parents literally like holding their baby, they're happy as anything, and then they're just like, oh, my God, are you all right? And the baby's like, no. Like, why?
Starting point is 00:01:55 What happened? Like nothing's actually happened. I feel like if you laugh straight away but you do have to do the, oh, my God, are you okay, a little laugh, just a little tiny medicinal laugh, but you also have to make the, oh, my God, are you okay? A little laugh, just a little tiny medicinal laugh, but you also have to make sure they haven't broken anything and for them to make sure that they're not embarrassed. About the TikTok thing.
Starting point is 00:02:13 Yeah. First of all, our algorithm's obviously quite different. Yeah. Second of all, I reckon if I came to you, Tony Lodge, in a concerning manner and was like, are you okay? I'd start crying. Yeah, via meltdown. A hundred percent.
Starting point is 00:02:30 Like, I don't know what more you want me to say. There's no long answer. Of course. Oh, my God, Tony, are you all right? No. Yeah, oh, my God, are you okay? I'd be like, what's happened? Vivian says the more I.
Starting point is 00:02:43 I love the name Vivian. Really? I think it is just the most like it's a strong, gorgeous name. And being able to be like, yeah, oh, I'm Viv. What a hot fucking name. I love the name Vivian. Apparently so. Yeah, sorry.
Starting point is 00:02:58 I can hear your love for it. I'm hot on this. Don't you like the name Vivian? I mean. Don't say you don't because Vivian's listening. I don't hate it. I like it but I'm not going to stop down the podcast
Starting point is 00:03:07 to go on a monologue about how much it revs me up. I love it and just like what a sick name and do you remember oh my god, right in the beginning of the podcast when I said there were like hectic letters to have in a name, like X is a really hectic letter to have in a name. So is V. Fucking two of them
Starting point is 00:03:23 mate. You've sold me. But like you're chill as you're just like wearing really hectic letter to have in a name. So is V. Fucking two of them, mate. Viv. You've sold me. But, like, you're chill as you're just, like, wearing, like, cool wide-leg jeans and, like, new balances. You're like, yeah, I'm Viv. Wow. And, I mean, if V is a powerful letter, imagine two out of three.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Are you Viv? No? Two out of three. Oh, yeah, two-thirds hectic. Vivian says. Love you, Viv. The more I care about you, the, two-thirds hectic. Vivian says. Love you, Viv. The more I care about you, the harder I will laugh in your face if you fall. Yep, that is smart and beautiful.
Starting point is 00:03:53 Great name. Great points raised. Viv, if you're listening to this, hit me up. Let's fucking hang out. Viv, if you're listening to this, see a clear of Tony or bring some cold water because it's fucking hot and steamy in this studio. Or maybe go to fucking birth, jest and marriages and fucking change your name. Get the hell away from here.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Jo sends a story. Hi, Jo. I was drinking with a few friends. Two of us were drinking the 5% alcoholic beers. Is that high? It's about normal for a beer. I don't know anything about alcohol. But the other two were drinking 8% ciders.
Starting point is 00:04:26 So as we're going through the rounds, the 8% is like getting a little bit ahead, you know. Yes. But it feels normal because we're having a beer, having a cider. Yeah. And also the cider, like the sugar in cider gets me as well. Yep. You know what I prefer?
Starting point is 00:04:41 Dick and cider. You know, I just thought you were going to say a Viv inside you. Later that night, I go across the street to get a kebab, and one of the cider bros sees me and goes, oh, you know, I'll go and get a kebab as well. So he wanders out of the pub, falls and trips on the front, like on the curb, and he's so drunk he can't even put his hands out and just lands flat on his face.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Oh. Now does Joe think about the concern for his friend or does he almost piss himself in the kebab store watching through the window pointing and laughing? Oh. I feel like when someone's at that point, they've had a few too many lemonades, there almost is that immediate concern of like, fuck,
Starting point is 00:05:28 they are so wasted, like they need attention. So Joe is face full in kebab meat and chips and goes, oh, no, I better wander out there. I better figure it out. He's literally on the street. So he walks out and sort of rolls him over, oh, g'day, mate, how you going? Those sighters catch up with you, do they?
Starting point is 00:05:44 And his two front teeth, like he's landed and knocked his two front teeth out. And he's like, all right, well, let me, and so he goes, the least I can do, he's like, I'll just find the teeth, so if later in the night they can be, like, you know, reattached or whatever. Yeah, right? So Joe goes, oh, yeah, no, I'll find your teeth. Was Joe on the siders as well? Fucking hell.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Well, he was on the 5%, so he wasn't as bad, but he was still giving it a red-hot crack. Yeah. So he finds the teeth and then he puts it. What the fuck? Because he smashed the teeth out. What is your fucking tooth theory? He finds the fucking teeth.
Starting point is 00:06:16 They're on the ground. They don't reattach your teeth, do they? Is that what they do? They blew them back on. It's not a starfish. They just fucking come back. They grow a whole new person from the fucking teeth out of all of them.
Starting point is 00:06:27 No, they definitely reattach them. Do they? Yeah, well, they're not going to just let them grow back, because that's not how it works either. They'll have to do something. Anyway, Joe thinks it's a good idea. Okay. So he finds the teeth on the ground, and he puts the teeth in his drunk friend's pocket, and then goes and takes him home. He goes, hey,
Starting point is 00:06:44 if you do need the teeth, at least they're in your pocket. You're not going to lose them, whatever. Imagine doing the washing the next day. Oh, yep, train ticket, tissue. What the fuck is this? Except because you've lost your different teeth. What the fuck is that? Whose teeth are these?
Starting point is 00:06:58 Whose are these? I had all those scientists and now it's whose teeth are these? Whose fucking teeth of these? Last time I think fiver. I was having those 8% ciders and now... All I wanted was to go and get a mixed kebab and now I'm like... Last time I drink c's in the sun. I'll tell you what. So Joe goes round to this bloke's house the next day to see if he's woken up,
Starting point is 00:07:35 what's going on, how's he doing? He rocks up. He goes, mate, how are you? And he says. Yeah, good, thanks. Mate, I don't know what happened last night, but I swear to God. So because he was so drunk, he hasn't, like, got changed. He's still wearing the same clothes.
Starting point is 00:07:48 Doesn't really realise what's happened. Although he sounds a bit different. Yeah. Anyway, so he goes. I've just got to have a shower. So he goes, oh, mate, I know you're in a bit of a state, so I didn't want to just hand you the teeth because, like, who knows where you would have just put it down,
Starting point is 00:08:02 so I put them in your pocket. So then the guy puts his hand in his pocket and just pulls out two, like, random rocks. And because the friend thought they were here, he goes, check what's in your pocket. Oh, I've done you a solid. And then the guy opens up and he says, what do I want with these two rocks?
Starting point is 00:08:24 Mate, you were on the side of the floor. And then Joe's like, I don't know where the teeth are. I just picked two random rocks off the ground. Someone was probably getting off the tram, saw the teeth on the ground and went, what the fuck happened to you last night? You can imagine some poor kid who went to pick up some rocks. Comes home with a couple of white pills. went to pick up some rocks.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Comes home with a couple of white pills. But Joe thinks he's being this great dude and being like, mate, I've fucking done you a solid year. I know I laughed at the start. Mate, but I'm going to fucking help you out here because I'm much more sober than you. Good work, Joe. Normal or nah? Putting noise cancelling AirPods or headphones on
Starting point is 00:09:06 and not listening to anything. Sometimes you just need to get some peace and quiet. Normal or nah? I don't do that. But so nah for me. But I guess nah, I don't think so. Sometimes, this is Tessa Colleen. Hi, for me. But I guess, nah, I don't think so. Sometimes, this is Tessa Colleen.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Hi, Tessa. Sometimes I need some peace and quiet and actually the big noise cancelling headphones in a busy office kind of just drowns out the sound of the workplace and she can concentrate on her work. Also, when you've got headphones on, it deters people. They don't talk to you. For coming over and saying something. And I've realised that if I am catching the tram or at the gym, I might like put a podcast on or listen to some songs
Starting point is 00:09:52 and the podcast just might end or I've stopped listening to music and I just haven't like got around to taking the AirPods out. Yeah. And it's the same sort of thing that when you're on public transport, you've got your headphones in and you're like, oh, no one's going to, like, I'm just kind of in my own and I actually kind of get it in a strange way. Or if you've got your AirPods in or something or headphones on
Starting point is 00:10:11 and you pause it and then you can listen in to what other people are saying. Because, like, no one thinks you're listening because they're like, oh, they're obviously, like, listening to. What conversations have you listened in on? Oh, no, but, you know, when just, just like if there's a bit of brouhaha on the tram or the bus or. A bit of gossip. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:29 Or there's some couple of people like acting up or something, you can kind of pause and like have your wits about you a little bit. But people think that you're still like entranced in. I think the wits about you is a good one. Yeah. But have you ever listened in on another couple like having a disagreement? Yes. And do you live for that shit? I love to people watch. Yeah. But have you ever listened in on another couple like having a disagreement? Yes. And do you live for that shit? I love to people watch. Like I think one of the best places to
Starting point is 00:10:50 people watch is a food court at a shopping centre. Because people's true colours really show. I remember watching a couple argue in the shopping centre once because she had gone and gotten sushi and he went and got maccas or something. And she went, why didn't you get sushi? He's like, oh, I just like really felt like something a bit naughty or whatever. She's like, oh, well, it's what I got. And normally we like eat sushi together.
Starting point is 00:11:16 So what, do you hate sushi? He's like, no, babe, like I just thought. Do you hate me? Because I had sushi. Well, yeah. And it kind of turned into this like full-on domestic and I remember sitting there and being like. Obviously you're on the guy's side.
Starting point is 00:11:30 I like sushi. What should I do? Excuse me, babe. I know you wanted sushi and you've actually got it. Yes. So I know that I've got my headphones in and haven't heard all of this, but you're being a fucking bitch right now. Is there something you'd like to talk about?
Starting point is 00:11:41 And I find. Sorry, who are you? And I'm just like, guys, all right, let's take this from the top. I think that sitting in a food court is best of both worlds. Really? Because, yeah, like if you and I go and eat together and we're like, oh, what do you want? And I'm like, I want sushi.
Starting point is 00:11:56 And you're like, oh, well, I want maccas or vice versa. Get both. Get whatever you want, guys. The world's your fucking oyster. Speaking of which, I will go the oyster. Thank you. Hey, it's Producer Cam with your throwback episode and you're listening to the Tony and Ryan podcast.
Starting point is 00:12:23 So we've talked about on this podcast when you had to get like a plumber in because you broke your toilet. You reckon it was the earthquake but whatever. The earthquake ruptured the terracotta tiles. Terracotta? No, it was the terracotta tile pipes. The house is 100 years old. And then we heard from a tarpa whose brother blocked
Starting point is 00:12:44 up their toilet and there was a bit of a poonami in their home. The poonami. I forgot about that. So this week. Are we welcoming someone to the team? Is someone? Please continue.
Starting point is 00:12:57 Are we welcoming someone to the team? What? Like is there going to be a new person in the poonami group? Oh, yes. Because you was on your high horse all this time. So. Judging everyone else. No. Mate, I've shat in my car. Actually, you're group. Oh, yes. Because you was on your high horse all this time. So. Judging everyone else. No, mate, I've shat in my car.
Starting point is 00:13:09 Actually, you're right. No, you're right. I'm part of the team already. Yeah, you're right. So one night. That's why we're not taking your car to Sydney. I know what's happening in that car. I'm not sitting in that seat. One night this week, Torbs was wiping down the sink in the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:13:25 And the sink is like right next to the toilet. Yep. He was wiping something down and he used like spray and wipe and he flushed the paper towel. Down the toilet? Yeah. Is that straight legal? No.
Starting point is 00:13:38 Because it's like big and thick. Yeah, and it's like you're only supposed to flush toilet paper. Yeah. It's like a thing. Yeah. Anyway, he flushed it and I was like, hey, man, I don't think you're supposed to do that. And he was like, oh, it's gone down.
Starting point is 00:13:50 I think it's fine. Out of sight, out of mind. Literally. I went to bed and then. I'm stressed. I'm having a good time, but I'm stressed. The next morning I wake up, start work, just like tapping away on my laptop.
Starting point is 00:14:12 I go and do a poo, my morning poo. I flush the toilet. The toilet water comes quite high up. Rising. It's a rising tide. It's coming up. There's nothing I can do. I'm watching it happen. Yeah, and you can't do Rising. It's a rising tide. It's coming up. There's nothing I can do. I'm watching it happen.
Starting point is 00:14:27 Yeah, and you can't do anything. There's nothing to do. And my poo just floating in the. Staring you in the face. Yep. Yep. Remember me? The poo is the new member of the team.
Starting point is 00:14:34 Remember me? Yep. Yeah, and I do remember because it was just 45 seconds that you left my person, my person. I was like, holy fuck, like what do I do? Torbis was like, oh, my God, what's wrong? And I was like, the water's rising in the toilet. It's rising tide.
Starting point is 00:14:49 And he goes, oh, my God, I forgot to tell you. What the fuck? That happened to me last night. And he just went to bed? You probably shouldn't have pooed in that toilet. Well, I would have if someone had fucking told me. If someone had given me the fucking heads up. Who does he think he is?
Starting point is 00:15:05 So because I was already in bed, he totally forgot, and then in the morning obviously it just like didn't cross his mind, obviously. Obviously. I've pooed in there and then the water's like rising right up. Fuck, fuck, fuck. I was fucking freaking out. Anyway, so I Google like what to do if that happens.
Starting point is 00:15:22 Siri, fix my toilet. So I was like, how much did you flush? Like was it just one piece? He was like, it was a couple of bits. A couple of bits of toilet. And I was like, how much was it, bro? Because like do we need to call someone? He goes, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:15:40 We can fix this ourselves. Classic male behavior. But also just like I don't want to fucking call a plumber because my poo is in the toilet. They rock up and they go, oh, are you Tony Lodge? What are you doing this in hell with? Oh, has that come out of you? Is that your shit in there?
Starting point is 00:15:56 Nice. Big dinner? Lots of vegetables? Oh, darn it. You know. You're an adult podcast. Sorry, adult podcast. Anyway, we don't have a plunger,
Starting point is 00:16:07 so we're looking up like home remedies of how to unblock a toilet. Like put some baking soda in hot water or just something. Got it in one, girlfriend. Are you fucking kidding me? Baking soda, leave it in there for a few minutes and then put vinegar in. It will bubble up and then it should like suck back down. Where the fuck were you when the tsunami earthquake happened?
Starting point is 00:16:28 Well, so we Googled it. Oh, that was my first mistake. And that's what came up. That did not work. Oh, okay. But we left it in the toilet for probably like half an hour. Yeah, let it do its thing. So very slowly the water was draining back out.
Starting point is 00:16:43 The baking soda and vinegar did not work. Okay. But the toilet had draining back out. The baking soda and vinegar did not work. Okay. But the toilet had drained back out. So I was like, oh, maybe it's fine. Torbs was like, oh, there's another thing on here that says boiling water, like from the kettle, and filling it right up. Like the pressure should like push the paper towel like clogged up, push it back down.
Starting point is 00:17:03 We fill it up with hot water. It's like draining but really slowly. And he did that probably like three times with the hot water. Is he making like a hot poop soup? Yeah. So literally the toilet is just full of my poo stew. Do we like poo stew or poop soup? What do we like?
Starting point is 00:17:28 Both are fine. Both are fine. I'll respond to either. I'll accept both. Anyway, so. And are you more terrified or are you just going through the processes? Because now if you call the person, not only are they going to see your poop, they're going to see your poo stew.
Starting point is 00:17:43 My poo stew. And how embarrassing. This is fucking rank, guys. You put hot water in it. They're like, what were you making a Milo? Like, what's fucking happened? It fucking looks like it. Don't.
Starting point is 00:17:55 We're an adult podcast. No, all I'm going to say is it was disgusting. I think we are aware of it. It was disgusting. I can assume. So I'm like, mate, we're good for it. Can we just call someone? Torbs is like, no, no, no, no, no. I could assume. So I'm like, mate, we're good for it. Can we just call someone? Torbz was like, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:18:07 I think we can do it. What's Torbz's deal with not getting help? Oh, because he was just embarrassed as well. Okay. And he was like, because now we've done all these home remedies. It's even more embarrassing. Yeah, because we didn't want them to judge us for having not just called them in the first place.
Starting point is 00:18:24 And the guy goes, why don't you just call me instead of pouring these fucking cornflakes in here? Yeah, and they're like, did you guys eat salt and vinegar chips? Because all I can smell is vinegar in this house. We're like, no, that's half of it in the toilet. Anyway, so I was like, well, I need to leave the house, so how about I take one for the team and I go and buy a plunger? Okay, so you still haven't committed to getting a professional.
Starting point is 00:18:46 Torbs was like, I reckon we can sort it out. I came here and recorded with you. Oh, when you came into work the other day. And then I had to leave and go to Bunnings and buy a plunger. Okay, here's a question for you. Question. What's more embarrassing, hiring a plumber or going into Bunnings and getting a plunger?
Starting point is 00:19:06 Because if someone rocks up stressed to Bunnings looking for a plunger, you know what's happened. Well, so the thing is, right, if you look at that question and you go, oh, I don't want the plumber to come to my house because they're going to know that it was my poo. So if I go to Bunnings, no one's going to know who I am. No one knows what's going on. Just the 200 people in Bunnings. Was there any tarpers to Bunnings, no one's going to know who I am. No one knows what's going on. Just the 200 people in Bunnings.
Starting point is 00:19:25 Was there any tapas at Bunnings? Was there any tapas at Bunnings? It's as if we just did a segment three weeks ago about things you can say at Bunnings and also in the thing. There's probably been sent around internally. Don't say internally. Do you know everyone in Bunnings has been sent that video.
Starting point is 00:19:47 Or their friends tagged it and gone like, oh you work at Bunnings? Oh you work here? She came in the other day. What was she doing there? Buying a plunger. So I walk into, and I'm by myself because Torbs was working. It was my first big day
Starting point is 00:20:03 of not having a job and I had to go and buy a plunger. Like this is my life now. You're an adult now, you can do life admin tasks during the day. Torbs is working so he's like, oh sorry sweetie, I can't come and do this with you. Anyway, I go to Bunnings, I walk up the escalator and you know how there's like the people milling around at the front
Starting point is 00:20:20 instantly. She goes, oh my God, Tony! Is this the one in Abbotsford, Collingwood? Yeah, Hawthorne. Oh, okay, yeah, right. The other side. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I walk up the escalator and she's like, Tony, oh, my God,
Starting point is 00:20:32 I love your shit. And I was like. Wow. I don't. Not at the moment. My plumbing doesn't. It's causing me a fucking riot issue at the moment. So you told her this?
Starting point is 00:20:42 No. She's like, I love your shit. I was like, thanks. Anyway, the great thing about Bunnings, right, is that when you, this is not sponsored, when you search up what you want, it tells you based on what store you search in, what aisle it's in and what section.
Starting point is 00:20:56 So I'm like, fucking A. I don't need to talk to anybody. I know I go to aisle 19. I can go in there and get the fuck out. Yeah. So I walk in, instantly this girl recognises me. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, and she's like, so nice to meet you. I was like, you go to aisle 19. I can go in there and get the fuck out. Yeah. So I walk in, instantly this girl recognises me. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, and she's like, so nice to meet you. I was like, you too, doll, thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:21:10 I start walking through. This really fucking hot guy was like pushing a pallet. I kind of walked into the way that he was pushing the pallet. Yeah. And I went, oh, sorry. And he went, that's okay. And then went, oh, hi. And he goes, oh, can I help you?
Starting point is 00:21:27 Because I was holding my phone and, like, obviously looking around. Like a tourist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he goes, oh, can I help you? And I was like, fuck no. No, you're way too good looking to know about any of this. Not only hot as fuck, but you obviously have recognised me, so I'm not going to ask anybody on Help On where to find a plunger.
Starting point is 00:21:44 No, three times. No one is going to know Help On where to find a plunger. No, three times. No one is going to know that I'm looking for this plunger. Yeah. I go to the right aisle. I go to the right section. Yep. Can't find it. Fuck, they're out of plungers.
Starting point is 00:21:55 I just couldn't find, I couldn't even find plumbing, like I found the plumbing area, but I couldn't find any plungers. And I was like, they're obviously just not in this section anymore. So you're kind of like, I think I'm going to need to ask someone. I stood, I walked up and down the aisles for probably 15 minutes because I was like, I do not want to talk to somebody about me. Because how fucking awkward. So did you eventually?
Starting point is 00:22:21 So I fucking finally gave in. I walked over to the. So you couldn't find it? I couldn't find it. Even after 15 minutes walking around.. I walked over to the. So you couldn't find it? I couldn't find it. I was walking up and down the thing, couldn't find it. So I had to succumb to the embarrassment. Did you go to the fun girl at the front or the hot guy? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:22:35 They had, so this is like right at the back of the store and it was near the paint section. And so I asked one of the people at the paint area. I walk over there and I'm like, I've got to own this because if I go up there and go, oh, I've got to own this because if I go up there and go, oh, I'm trying to find a plunger, they're going to be embarrassed and then I'm going to feel more embarrassed. So I just had to own it.
Starting point is 00:22:50 And I walked up there and I was like, hey, mate, I'm just looking for this plunger. Can you help me? And like held up my phone. He's like, oh, yeah, that's fine. He didn't know who I was. Fucking brilliant. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:23:00 I walk over. The plunger was right at the bottom, like tucked away. So that's why I couldn't find it. I end up getting the plunger. It's this bottom, like tucked away. So that's why I couldn't find it. I end up getting the plunger. It's this big. It's like a cricket bat. Yeah. It's huge.
Starting point is 00:23:10 A baseball bat of I've fucked my bathroom. Yep. It is like a huge sign. Like I've done a massive shit. Did it fit in your car? Yeah. Excuse me, mate, do you need to hire a trailer? And then so I had to check out.
Starting point is 00:23:23 I went through the self-checkout and, like, scanned it and stuff. Did you have a hat on and dark glasses? Wearing, like, a face mask and stuff. Trench coat. And then I'm like, fuck, I've gotten away with this here. I, like, walked through the thing with it behind my legs. Yep. And then I forgot about the girl at the front.
Starting point is 00:23:38 Because you have to walk past her again. Because she's the greeter. Yeah. And I had it behind me, but then I turned that way. So I would have just been, so it would have just looked like a big tail. I met Tony from the Tony and Ryan podcast. She's like, she has a tail. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:55 It's weird too. It's like purple and plastic. Anyway, so I ended up like getting home, took the plunger inside, and then Torbs was like, cool, we'll put some more hot water down to more pressure and do the plunger, and he melted it, melted the plunger. So does that mean it's even more clogged because you've just got melted rubber just floating around in the toilet bowl? Well, it ended up melting in such a way that it got a better suction.
Starting point is 00:24:20 We finally got the shit stew out, the poo stew, whatever we called it. Poop soup. And, yeah, so luckily that's all over. We've got a shit stew out, the poo stew, whatever we called it. Poop soup. And, yeah, so luckily that's all over. We've got a plunger now. So if it happens again, and the best thing was is that it wasn't my fault. I didn't flush the thing that made the poo. I made the poo stew. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:39 But I didn't flush the paper towel. So it wasn't my fault. So Torz was like, I'm so sorry. And I was like, that's okay, mate. I got to be on the high ground. So it wasn't my fault. So Torz was like, I'm so sorry. And I was like, that's okay, mate. I got to be on the high ground. Yeah, and a shout out to everyone at Bunnings in Hawthorne in Melbourne. Thanks for listening to the podcast. I really appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:25:01 Thanks so much for sticking around for another throwback episode of the Tony and Ryan podcast. It's Producer Cam taking you through just barely, I must say. Speaking of Tony and a yoga pose, we've got a year left to see it, and this one is from Amber Phillips on the Facebook page, Tony and Ryan podcast on Facebook. A few months ago, I left work and, in a rage, decided to attempt a 30-day yoga challenge on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:25:19 It's easily been five years since I've stepped foot on the mat, and starting again was really hard. I can attest to that. The first few days sucked, but I took Tony's wet, hot summer as motivation. And today is day 80 of my yoga. I haven't missed a day. I've grown so much in my practice and I'm just very proud of me. You fucking love to see that, Amber. Well done. I tried doing a downward dog last night. Didn't really work. The guy ended up leaving. But anyway, enough of that. I will see you on Monday for another throwback episode of the Tony and Ryan podcast.
Starting point is 00:25:45 It's Producer Cam. Please enjoy your weekend and I'll see you very soon. Love you, bye.

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