Toni and Ryan - Tinder Confessions

Episode Date: February 26, 2024

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Welcome to the podcast. Stop your line. Sorry. Oh, no, it's fine. I just wanted to be part of it. Welcome to the podcast. You're a big part. Hello, I'm Tony and this is Ryan, the doctor and author of my book, bestselling book.

Now this is being condescending because I'm neither a doctor or an author and I feel like you're just rubbing it in. No, I want to share it. You're punching down. You're punching down. I was lifting you up. A rising tide lifts all ships. And it's rising me, baby, right onto you.

Yeah. Between Tony and I, we average 0.5 books. Yes, we do. Maths chat. Let's call Marissa. She is in Macy in Ontario, Canada. She's at Macy's in New York. I believe so.

Sorry, do you have this in a 40? Yeah. That's funny. Sh believe so. Sorry, do you have this in a 40? Yeah. That's funny. Shoe size? A jean. I just did a little fart because I'm so hot. Marissa. Marissa.

Marissa. Hey. I mean, I love being sworn at, but come on. Everything all good there, Marissa? Pardon? What are you up to, Marissa? Have we interrupted you doing something? Absolutely fucking not.

I was about to put the podcast on, actually. Oh, he's getting a live. Sorry to interrupt. No, no, no. Marissa, what is the town of, is it Massey? Macy, how do I pronounce it? And what is it known for? Massey, and it's known for absolutely fuck all.

Okay, great. Okay, well, we'll make sure we stop by next time we're in town. Yeah, I'll book a couple of nights. There's a nice park. There's a nice park to walk through. We can great. There's a nice park to walk through. We could do a main gate there. Great. Yeah.

I'll book a week's stay, Tony, at the Macy Park Inn. The Massey Park. Yeah. And there'll be a lodge next door. Yeah. Massey Park Lodge, maybe. Yep. Yep.

Okay. Marissa. It's a campground, so bring a tent. Oh, we don't do that. Oh, we wouldn't do that. Yeah, no, Tony doesn't do that. Oh, Marissa, you don't know me at all. Yeah. Tony would never park her out here in a campground, so bring a tent. Oh, we don't do that. Oh, we wouldn't do that. Yeah, no, Tony doesn't do that. Oh, Marissa, you don't know me at all? Yeah, Tony would never park her out here in a camp.

No, Tony's not a camper. Fuck that. No, not even a glamper. Just straight up no. I just, I like the idea of a glamp because it's a bit like silly and fun, but one to two nights would be my max and then I'd be like, all right, head home now. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I agree with that. Marissa. Yeah, that with that. Marissa. Yeah, that's fair. Marissa, will you approve today's podcast? Oh, I would love to. Woo-hoo! Legend.

Hi, I'm Marissa from Massey, Ontario, and I approve this podcast. All right. happy new year. Coming up today. Happy new year. We need to dig into the world of fake Tony Lodge Facebook accounts. And this is probably as annoying as it is for my dear friend Tony, the hilarity that comes with it. It's like pros and cons, you know?

Yeah. For me, I'm, it's like pros and cons, you know? Yeah. Oh. For me, I'm guessing it's not for you. Oh, no. There's Tony and Ryan podcast ones that are fake, though. Yeah, there is. Taking our views. Yeah.

So people are like, oh, but it doesn't matter. I'm like, it does. Yeah, they're taking our views. But there's some fun. We'll unpack that. I can't get into it. Otherwise, I'll go on a rampage. She'll get fired up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But first, these are Top Confessions. Did you know that Usher is a big fan of the Tony and Ryan podcast? I do know that. Because he actually sang that intro at his football concert. Yeah, that is good. And that is good comedy from you. Thanks.

That is right up there. Right, she's on today. Thank you. Set her right in. And it's actually the Tinder edition of Tarp Confessions today. These are Tinder Confessions. These are Tinder from Tarp is on Tinder Confessions. Annoying and anonymously annoying confessions.

First up, Tinder Cowgirl. Ooh, howdy. You know, Ryan's autocorrect yeah to yee-haw? Every time I message him, I'm like, hey, like, are you coming into work this morning? And he goes, yee-haw, instead of yeah, and it makes me laugh so much. Maybe I was just writing yee-haw. You don't fucking know what I'm saying.

Yeah, but it just, like, because it's always just like, yep, like, yep. But it's yee-haw, and it's just like a sharp yee-haw. Also, I can't bring myself to say yee-haw in a like. You just did that. No, in a down way. Oh, yeah, you can't. Because you're coming into work, it's like, yee-haw. Yee-haw.

You know, it's just like, yee-haw. I got caught in a. I actually say it how little John pronounces it with Usher. Yee-haw, yee-haw. Yee-haw. Yee-haw. Yee-haw. Oh, I likeaw. Yeehaw. Yeehaw. Yeehaw. Oh, I like that. That was good.

That was good. I got stuck in a spiral of watching our own videos the other day and I watched the video of our Dallas meet and greet from when we were in the US and you were wearing that hat. Oh, so good. That's at my house right now. Yeah. Maybe we'll find a perch for that.

Yeah. Yeah. Pop it on display. Yeah. Because I'm not just like wearing it day to find a perch for that. Yeah. Yeah. Pop it on display. Yeah. Because I'm not just like wearing it day to day. Unfortunately for us. Since the Longhorns lost the semifinal of college football, it's been back in the cupboard.

Tinder cowgirl. Confession. Being the cowgirl that I am, I was writing this boy I just met on Tinder like my life depended on it. Nice. Love to see it. God bless America. Everything was going great until he wiggled a bit and I heard a pop.

Can you give me a pop? His eyes opened wide. He threw me off and then screamed, you broke my dick. That's how he said it. No, ha. I got him some ice and drove him to the hospital, but he was really defensive and embarrassed. As you would be, that's fair enough.

If someone broke my vagina, I wouldn't be very happy about it. He made it seem like it was my fault. I was like, no, you bring that dick to the party, you take care of it. It takes two to tango, as they say. I dropped him at the front door of the hospital and never saw or heard from him again. Oh, that's cold.

That is cold. Do you remember when we did the, was it a confession or was it the x-ray story of our friendly tarpa who got the butt plug stuck in their bum? Yeah, and the guy stayed with her the whole time. And it was their first day and the guy stayed with them at the hospital. That's nice. This feels.

If someone broke your cock, Ryan, just asking just in case it comes up in the future, would you want them to stay with you or would you be like, please just leave, I'm really embarrassed? Because I'm in two minds about it because if it was someone you didn't know, maybe you'd be like, I actually just want you to fucking leave. Like I can't. Yeah, I think I just want to like be left to just deal with it.

Yeah. So maybe they actually did the right thing by leaving them. But she didn't break his dick and fuck off. She broke his dick. Drop him at the hospital. Yeah, and then was like, did you want me to help? And he's like, just leave me alone. And she went, okay.

All good. Like no questions at the hospital. Yeah, and then was like, did you want me to help? And he's like, just leave me alone. And she went, okay. All good. Like, no questions asked. Yeah. Yeah. No, I think that's probably the right thing to do. He set a boundary. He said, please leave. And she went, okay.

Okay. I respect that. I've already done enough damage tonight. Did she get to come though? She actually finished the confession with neither of us came that night. Oh, that's, I mean, that's the real tragedy. Now, so what her issue was, she's like, when I'm on top, you just fucking sit there and cop it, son.

Because she said he tried to match my. Stay still. He tried to match my energy and it fucked everything, including his penis. Yeah. It's, you know, like. Also, I know it's too late now, but like adult warning on today's stories. Yeah.

No, it's too late now, but like adult warning on today's stories. Yeah. It's a bit like when you go, like if you're doing, sorry, I'm just very aware of the adultness of this conversation. It's like if you're having sex with somebody and then you go, oh, my God, yep, that's awesome. And then they do something else and you're like, I've just told you that what you were doing. I've just awesome.

I've found the spot, the rhythm. And then it's like imagine if you said, oh, Tony, love this dinner you cooked for me. And I went, oh, great, here's a sock. Exactly the same thing. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, you just threw my plate on the ground and said, eat my sock. Yeah, like, oh, this beautiful lasagna.

Yeah, well, now here's a sock. Question, and can we just put this on the record for all of humanity Like, oh, this beautiful lasagna. Yeah, well, now he's a suck. You know? And can we just put this on the record for all of humanity and eternity? All of humanity, yeah. Humanity and eternity. Yeah. Is it the person on the bottom's job to just shut the fuck up and sit there? I feel like. I feel like when they start trying to do stuff, like power bottoming,

then there's just too much happening. Yeah, there's too much going on. The Venn diagram of what's going on is just too much. Yeah, I agree. You can have your turn. Yeah. But just don't fuck my turn. Literally.

Yeah. Congratulations. I don't know. This is a confession from single mum who doesn't like the spice. Single mum who doesn't like the spice. Single mum who doesn't like the spice. Okay. I met a boy on Tinder. He took me to his favorite Mexican restaurant, but here's the thing.

I don't handle spicy food very well. Okay. As in wonder if it's like too spicy in the mouth or too spicy later on. Oh, okay. Foreshadowing. Sorry. Sorry. I shut my fucking mouth. I'm on the bottom right now. Foreshadowing. Sorry. Sorry. I shut my fucking mouth.

I'm on the bottom right now. I need to not do anything. I'm doing the fucking. You sit there and you take it. I'll just be fucked. Yeah, okay. He picked me up in his car and opened the car door for me. That's cool.

My boyfriend can drive now, so I relate to that. Yep. Like a gentleman. Ooh. It was fun. It was interesting. And he paid for dinner. Like a gentleman.. Ooh. It was fun. It was interesting. And he paid for dinner. Like a Gentleman.

Paying for dinner, where do you stand on that? I think if both people offer I don't care what the outcome is. Yeah, same. Like I don't care whether I pay, I don't care whether he pays, but as long as there's the dance. Both offers. Oh, yeah, and then I'll get next time. Yeah, and like I don't care if we split it down the middle.

I don't care if you go, well, I had one margarita, you had two. Like, I actually don't care about that. I just care that both. Yeah. It's the same when I'm with friends or whatever as well. Yeah. But I feel like, yeah, the fact that he's offered and did it without making a fuss. Sure.

Yeah, that's nice. But let me just set the scene here because this next line is one of the greats in Tony and Ryan podcast history. Oh, okay. He picked me up in his car, opened the car door like a gentleman. He was fun and interesting. He paid for dinner like a gentleman. Then we went back to his place and he put his tongue in my asshole

like a gentleman. Yes. Yep. Yes, I agree with that. That is a gentlemanly thing to do. God, you wouldn't want to. Sorry, I'm doing the thing. No, you go.

No, you go. Well, I mean, round two, isn't it? You've eaten dinner. The sensation of his tongue. Sorry. You don't normally have salad with me. Sorry. The sensation of his tongue on my arsehole Actually, sorry

Wow, the adult warning before wasn't enough Here we go The sensation of his tongue in my butt jolted me With a pleasurable shock Which would normally be fine But this time it jolted me with the biggest filthiest fart out of my person into his mouth.

I don't know what's worse. The sound, the smell, or the realisation that yes, I did just fart in this poor bloke's open mouth. And she's like, it wasn't just like a little, oh, it was just like. Like the fart I did the other day. Right, and I went together and we actually also had Mexican food together.

She had that to the good folks at Salsa's. Yeah, and I just was like, I really need a fart, and you were like, just do it. And then I thought it was going to be like a little fart, but then it was like, it was really big. It was harrowing. It didn't smell, though, thankfully. It just sounded bad.

But it was in an empty room, so it like echoed and reverberated. Yeah, it was very mighty. It was a mighty fart. I want to throw up and die after listening to that story. Because you just imagine like, okay, there's poo coming. But so the fart was almost worse because it wasn't like in that situation. Do you just hope that by staying really still like what they did on Jurassic Park, the boy would just forget you were there and you just sit there like this and you just go, he'll forget that I'm here.

Maybe his vision is motion based and he won't know. And he'll think he did the fart himself. No, he's not a sensor camera. He is a human. There is taste of Mexican fart in his mouth. Mexican food fart. Yeah, right. I didn't look at his face or even apologise.

I just put my clothes on and just left. And based on the tarpa's name, single mum who can't handle the spice, I'm thinking like, you know, she was getting out there. She was seeing Australia. She was getting back into the dating game. And then, oh, God, that fart would throw you off for years, I reckon. I saw I had a message on Tinder, but still to this day I've never opened it. He was such a nice guy, but for me there was just no coming back from that.

What would you do? I think the fact that they are a stranger, you go, I could just leave and just. Forget that this happened. It's not like it was a friend or that I have to see or someone from work that I have to, like, you know what I mean? Like there's that kind of like I can just leave and just this be. Nothing.

In the past immediately and I don't have to deal with it. It can basically not exist because if I never tell anybody this, it didn't happen. I think that I would laugh and go I'm really embarrassed and I'm so sorry. And I bet you if that person was, like, nice in any percentage, they would go, it's fine. Yeah.

They would be lying. But, you know, they'd be like, oh, that's okay. It wasn't just the sound. It was, like, the smell. It was, like, thick. But, yeah, I think you go, hey, maybe just pop your tongue out of there and we'll try something else for a bit. Yeah.

Do you want to just go rinse your mouth out a little bit? Do you have any Listerine? Yeah. And I'll suck your dick, swallow like a lady, and then that'll be it. And then if that was. That's all she wrote. If, I'm guessing not many guys, considering the last bit, aren't going to, like they'll go, yeah.

I'll cop that. I'll cop some Listerine and a dick suck. Yeah. And then I'll, yeah. And I'll call it a great evening. Yeah. Like I think. I'm going to joke about this in time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I think you've got to, but now. You tell your grandkids. So grandma had her tongue in grandpa's asshole. No, other way around. He was tongue punching her fart box. Literally. Emphasis on the fart box.

I have a counterpoint. Oh, sorry. If you're going straight to that. Yeah. That's an odd thing to go straight to. So you're increasing the chances that he might even be into it. Yeah, he might have been. I love a fart. He was going to take her to Italian and went, no, no, no, no.

No, this great Mexican place always makes me fart. You're right. It's a bold first move. It's a strong first date vibe. Yeah. Yeah. But you know what? And the consequences were paid. Don't want to yuck anyone's yum.

Love that for them. I hoped and prayed I'd never see him again until I dropped my daughter off for her first day at school, and guess who the fucking teacher is? Mr. Fart. I looked at him. He looked at me. My daughter ran into the classroom, and I think we're going to have to move schools.

I don't know who that's worse for. Every time that teacher looks at that child, he's going to be like, your mum's farted in my mouth. I've seen where you came from. That's what I'd be thinking. No? Okay. Cool.

You know it's a different Well yeah But I'm sure that he saw both At the same Yeah Yeah He's like Your mum's nice isn't she She goes

Yeah but the guts on her And like And the teacher's like Yeah You bet Yeah Yeah I bet Yeah

I've heard Felt Smelt Tasted Oh Tasted Hi it's Marissa from Massey, Ontario, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan.

A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. That's Tapas, Tony and Ryan Podcast. Megan Fuller, good on you, Megan. Abigail Stickney, love you, Abigail. Michelle Byens, Peyton Lucas, Dave McGee, Dave MCG. I was in, Dave, the other day. You were.

How was it at the MCG? Beautiful. And the seats we were at, we were quite far from Taylor Swift, but if it was the football, we would have been quite close to the football. Oh, great. Because, like, we were right in the middle on the gate. How did the people who were sitting on the ground, do they just, like, walk in?

Yeah. There's, like, a gate at the end. Because it's kind of weird. You're, like, up on the football ground. This is where they play the football. Yeah, well, I guess it's where they come out of the change rooms and stuff. Yeah, right. I would guess.

And Amanda Farmer. Thanks, Amanda Farmer would guess. Yeah. And Amanda Farmer. Thanks, Amanda Farmer. Yeah. Yeah. Amanda, hello, Farmer. Hello, Noah. There's a lot of fake Tony Lodge Facebook accounts and Tony and Ryan podcast Facebook groups and pages around.

Question for Tony. Question for Tony. What's more embarrassing? The fact there's heaps of fake Tony Lodge Facebook pages or the fact that some of them are posting the least funniest memes ever and people think that you posted it? My name is being dragged through the mud at the moment. Honestly.

Every family has that one weird relative. If you don't know who it is, it's probably you. Someone pretending to be me posted that. Oh, Tony, she's so funny. And people are, like, laugh reacting. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. I don't, no, no, no, no, no. I don't do that.

Really, I mean, the worst one is the chicken. The chicken is the worst one. There's a meme that said, I'm not the best cook, but I can follow directions. When they said to let the chicken chill, I did this, and it's a picture of a chicken in the sink wearing sunglasses, and it's just chilling out. Oh, Tony Lodge, he's just so quirky like that.

I didn't realise she was also into misogynistic jokes. Have you seen this one? No. Oh, no. And this is like a photo of a tweet, like just text. No. It's a picture. No, what is it?

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. Like a. Yeah. And he said, what are you? She goes, what are you doing? He goes, I'm hunting flies. And the wife goes, oh, have you got any yet?

And he goes, yeah, I've got three males and two females that I've swatted with the fly. And the wife goes, well, how do you know males and two females that I've swatted with the fly. And the wife goes, well, how do you know which is the boy fly and the girl fly? And the husband goes, well, three of them were on the beer can and two of them were on the phone. Oh, Tony Lodge. I would never, ever share that.

She's a comedian, Tony. No. I'm so glad I followed Tony Lodge on Facebook. Oh, I'm so. This page in particular on Facebook is called Tony.Lodge. 125,000 fucking followers this fucking page has. That's a lot of followers. It's so many.

They're supposedly all. And it's just them reposting, not sharing, but saving our videos or screen recording them or whatever and then re-uploading them. There's all these comments of people being like, oh, Tony's so funny. Oh, I love you and Ryan together. They did a post going, oh, thanks for 130,000 follows and people are like, you're such an inspiration, blah, blah, blah.

You're talking to a bloke in Pakistan. Like I literally have no idea who this person is but they own like 1,900 fake pages and they all like each other's shit. So it looks like I'm best friends with like the fake Kyle and Jackie O page and they're all sharing the same like memes.com fucking gear. But so all these people are like, oh, you know, you've made it when like there's fake accounts of you.

And I was like, you know what? I actually thought that. But no, it's really annoying because people think that I'm sharing these horrible fucking jokes. So we thought, the two of us, we're like, let's make a video because you can't like fake a video, right? Like obviously they can rip a photo or do whatever. So we did a photo going, hey, this is a video.

Sorry. We did a video going, this is the real one. Yep. Follow this one. Blah, blah, blah. This is the URL you need to look for. Yeah. So they've ripped that video and posted it on the new one.

On the fake one. And then there's. And then James, who works with Zit, goes, he sent me a link, goes, oh, they've posted something. I should better check this out. I can't see it because they've blocked me. They haven't blocked me yet. So I keep commenting on all the posts like,

you sack of fucking garbage, stop stealing my shit. But on that video. Did they say, oh, my God, it's her. How do you chill a chicken? Oh, she loves jokes. Oh, she loves jokes. But someone commented on the video we recorded being like, do not follow any pages except this one that they stole and reposted.

Someone commented on that and said, I'm here. His name is Andrew. Shout out, Andrew. I'm here for comedy, not for fucking clickbait. Fuck you. Unfollow. We'll never listen to your podcast again. And I replied from my actual page and I said, no, Andrew,

like this is not my page. The one I'm commenting from is the real one. Like listen to the URL they talk about in that and look at the one on my page. He goes, I'm so sorry. You need to be verified and all of this. And I went, think of how many people are stopping listening to our podcast because they're following this fake page that's posting all of this crook-ass shit.

But the three were on a beer can. And then the other two were on the phone. You know how women love shopping and being on the phone? Oh, I'm so genuinely so embarrassed that the integrity of my comedy is in question. Your name has been besmudged. Oh. Your comedy is in question.

But also that people think that I would actually share that. Yeah, and they're like, oh, this is a good one from Tony. It's not the fact that they hate it that's bad. It's the fact that they love it and believe it. The chicken really was the last straw for me. I can't do that. You were fine with it until then. And then someone messaged and said, like, oh, do they get money for that?

I'm like, yeah. Like, if you watch people's videos and you get served an ad, like, they get money off that. You get a bit of that ad. So this page is, like, making a living. Breaking in the dosh. Off living off like all of these followers, all these people, which is like we just like work really hard anyway and then there's all these people doing this and then the chicken.

The chicken. That's just it's too much for me. One of my favourite accounts, fake accounts, is Tony Lodge LinkedIn. Oh, yep. That's another favourite of mine. Which it's called Tony Lodge LinkedIn but it's on Facebook. That's literally what the name is, Tony Lodge LinkedIn. Oh, yep. That's another favourite of mine. Which it's called Tony Lodge LinkedIn, but it's on Facebook. That's literally what the name is, Tony Lodge LinkedIn. But it's on Facebook.

They're not even, like, trying. Do you know what I mean? Like, there's no effort being made. But why would anyone be like, hi, this is my LinkedIn page on Facebook? And, you know, if you know anything about me and LinkedIn, you just would know that that's not the case anyway. You a premium member? Hmm. Get to that premium member? Hmm.

We'll get to that. So, Toni, who is the real Toni Lodge? So the real Toni Lodge, the name of the page is Toni Lodge, but the URL is like Toni Lodge official. Got a blue tick? Do we know it's real? There's no blue tick because this is the most fucked thing. I can't get a blue tick because they think I'm the fake one.

They're like, there's no way you're the real one. There's this other one with 125,000 followers. 130,000. They're the real one. You can't copy them. And I think my page only has like 10,000 followers or something. Because you're like, well, I'm going to have to start my own to compete in the Tony Lodge Facebook page industry.

Well, because I never had a page. Exactly right. Yeah, I'm just joining in. What was that thing like Charlie Chaplin came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest? That's currently what's happening to me. I never had a page but had to start one so that people could report the other page as being like impersonating a business

or celebrity or whatever so that someone had people to report it as. How does it feel to not be in the top five Tony Lodges on Facebook? It's not good. And throw in the chicken meme for fucking good measure. You know what I mean? Like, oh, another misogynistic meme. I would just never. And so the thing that's like.

Oh, guys, I didn't realize the chicken's also got a remote control in the other one. Oh, it's chilling. He's like watching the big game. It's really chilling. Oh, he's holding a beer. And then the other day it started sharing all of these stories of like pimple popper and like trypophobia like videos.

And all these people are messaging me on Instagram being like, your Facebook's been hacked. I'm like, no, the opposite. It's still them. They're going strong. No one's hacking their Facebook. They're choosing to post this. I'm so embarrassed that people think I'm posting this stuff.

It's really heartbreaking. Not for lack of trying, but it feels like there's not a lot we can do about it. There's literally nothing we can do. What about Tony and his vlogs? That's a great page as well. I haven't seen that one. Tony and his vlogs. And that's my videos as well.

Yeah. It's you. It's your face and everything. Oh, no, that one's actually me. And his vlogs. And I was like, well, first of all, we don't do vlogs. My pronouns are incorrect. Incorrect pronouns.

You don't vlog. Maybe I'll start. Now that I've got this thriving metropolis of a Facebook page. You can start Tony and her vlogs as a competitor. Oh, that's a good idea. Throw them off their game. There's actually really nothing you can do. If anybody listening works for Facebook

I've never known of a company to be so big that no one fucking works for. It must be all a big conspiracy and it's just one guy. They're still in the garage. Oh no, that's Google. No, Zuck was a Was that garage as well? Oh no, that was, yeah, I've watched that movie.

I didn't like that movie. Social What's it called? Social Network. Yeah, nah. Don't like it? I didn't like that movie. Social, what's it called? Social Network. Yeah, nah. Don't like it? I didn't like that movie. Is it because you don't like the movie or you don't like? That guy that's in it who's now a cannibal. What?

Oh, the Army Hammer. The Winkle Van Winkle-wise. Oh, my God. And just like when I watched The Prestige, I was like, wow, those guys look so similar. Same guy. Same guy. Same guy playing both, yeah. I was like, wow, those guys look so similar. Same guy. Same guy playing both, yeah. I was like, wow, those twins, they're good, aren't they?

Yeah, a lot of concepts of that movie didn't age well. Yeah. Well, it has Spider-Man in it and he gets real fucked over. Is Justin Timberlake also in it? He is. And he's out now? He's out. He was the guy that created Napster.

What was his name again? Sean Parker. And Dakota Johnson fucks him. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Anyway, so the whole thing is, is that if anybody listening works at Facebook or Meta or whatever the fuck it's called and can help us out, that would be awesome.

But in the meantime. But three of them were on a beer can and then the two women flyers, they were on the phone. But I don't think you. Were they on the same phone or were they talking to each other on separate phones? I don't think you. Were they on the same phone? Or were they talking to each other on separate phones? I don't think you get it that the chicken is chilling because it's casual.

It's a casual chicken. It could not be more casual. It is extremely casual. I, truthfully, like I can't believe that people would think I would post that. I think you would. This is the one. No. Your comedy is in question, mate.

You need a lift. Especially how you start. What was that first joke you told today? Yeah, we don't remember either. Oh. Yeah, so the phone. Yeah. The women.

So I was shopping the other day, right? Oh, buying tampons. Oh. Yeah, so if you follow it on Facebook, you're probably following the wrong one, I'll be honest. But thanks for your... Thanks for your support in the wrong spot. I know that you would love to follow me.

Yeah, I really love to see it. Yeah, bring us back. And it's not Tony Lodge LinkedIn on Facebook. Oh, my... Tony Lodge LinkedIn on MySpace. Tony Lodge linked in on MySpace. Justin Timberlake owned MySpace. Coincidence chat. We've come full circle.

Actually, in real life or in that film, the guy who played Ida. No, he bought it off him and some other investors bought it off Rupert Murdoch for $30 million. Really? Yeah. Was that before it was when it was good or before it got shit? It got shit, yeah. It still exists though. It's like a music thing now that no one uses.

Yeah. And it's called like like, my underscore. That's clever. Yeah, that's what the logo is now. Very clever. Yeah. Where's Tom? What's he doing?

I think he's just chilling with his bazillions. He would be rich, eh? Yeah, well, Murdoch bought it for $200 million and then sold it for $30 million. So was it Tom? Is he the only guy that did it? No, I think he's just one of the OJs, though. Yeah, right.

There'll be a few of them, but I'm sure he's doing all right. I'm sure he's doing all right. Patrick Thompson is from Chattanooga, Tennessee, which will forever be the first place we ever went to a Waffle House in. Waffle House, yeah. Yeah. I loved that big hash thing that you get. Oh, yeah.

The, like, potato thing. That was so yummy. Now, Patrick Thompson, just to let you know, if you lived in Australia, you would either be a patty or a tom-o. Tom-o. Long-time listener, first-time commenter. Nice. My love to see it is I experienced a pay-it-forward

in the drive-through at Dunkin' Donuts in Chattanooga. Saturday morning, I'm like, yeah, let's get a Dunkin' Donuts coffee and a bagel and some stuff. Nice. I place my order in the drive-through and get up to the window Nougat. Saturday morning, I'm like, yeah, let's get a Dunkin' Donuts coffee and a bagel and some stuff. Nice. I place my order in the drive-thru and get up to the window, and the lady goes, the car in front of you already paid for your items. Instantly, I was so in awe and I was so delighted about how amazing the gesture was.

And she said, yeah, someone started, and it's been going for five hours now. Like, just everyone went, oh, that's nice. Yeah, I guess I'll get the next guy. Now, Patty goes, it turns out the guy next had a bigger order than he did. Yeah. And was like, yeah, he's like, okay, so I've got a coffee and a bagel and suddenly I'm paying for three big breakfasts and eight smoothies. Yeah.

That Patrick said, I just loved the idea. I happily paid a little extra. There'll be some winners. Tony wouldn't like this. She's not liking it. Oh, no, no, no. I would just the idea. I happily paid a little extra. There'll be some winners. Tony wouldn't like this. She's not liking this. Oh, no, no, no. I would just say yes because I'd be like, well, I'm not going to be the person that's going to end the chain. It had been going for five hours and Patrick goes, I don't know how long it would have gone for.

Maybe it's still going. So she said. Do you know what I mean? Like, so she says. Okay. Okay. Sorry. Not to ruin the...

So you're saying this is what happens. He makes an order for $5 and she goes, oh, the person in front paid for it. But the next person's there actually $13. She pockets the eight. Oh, no. That's not what I thought. She pockets the eight and goes, suck it. And then tells the next and just does that all day.

Just clip it off the top. That is smart. And she goes, it's been going for hours on end. See, I just reckon that you'd go, oh, well, everyone's been doing it. So then you go, okay. Well, if everyone was jumping off a cliff, Tony Lodge, would you do it? Probably. If everyone was starting a Tony Lodge Facebook page, would you do it?

Tony Lodge LinkedIn, his accounts, whatever. Okay, let me change this last sentence from Patrick. She claimed. Yeah, the emphasis, yeah. It had been going for the last five hours. I wonder how long, in inverted commas, it's been going for. I reckon it didn't happen at all. Patrick, I think you got hustled.

Guys, Tony's in a bad mood. You got shook down. Because of the chicken. It's the chicken. It's the fucking chicken. The chilling chicken. Not to be confused with the chili chicken. And not to be confused with the women on the phone.

Can't believe I had enough time to come into work today. I'm always chatting on the phone to my friends, getting my nails done and going to the shops. Shaving your legs. Yeah. Watching the Barbie movie, cooking dinner for my husband. Yeah. Yeah. My You Love To See.

No, that's not the place for this. My You Love To See is from Yvette Mahalia on our Facebook group. Hi, Yvette. And Yvette says, My You Love To See is when Yvette Mahalia on our Facebook group. Hi, Yvette. And Yvette says, My You Love To See It is when I put on an episode when I leave home and it finishes as I pull into work. How good is that? Oh, that feels fucking good.

I think once I flew from Melbourne to the Gold Coast, popped a short, like a movie on like a comedy that's like 90 minutes or whatever. And literally, as I touched, we touched down on the tarmac, the credits started rolling. And I was just like, oh! Oh, sorry, am I Steven Spielberg?

Bring it on, universe. Today is my day. Yeah, that is a great feeling. It just feels so perfect when something like that happens, eh? Yeah. So you'll love to see that event. And thanks for listening as well and for sharing that. That's awesome.

And follow Tony Lodge LinkedIn on Facebook and Twitter for all the latest updates. Do not. Tomorrow. I've got a pitch. I've got an idea. Is it Facts Friday? Because I've heard that.

No, I've been banned from doing facts, unfortunately. Not banned, no. It's just been reduced to one a year. One a year. But that's what makes it special. It is doing facts, unfortunately. No, it's just been reduced to one a year. One a year. But that's what makes it special. It is, yeah, yeah. And I get 12 months to come up with some really good new facts. So what are you pitching?

Give me a taste. I'm pitching something that, a bit like fucked facts, happens very rarely, but not once a year. Anal? No, that's every day. Yeah. Once every four years. And more on that tomorrow.

Tony's Olympic dream. I could definitely do Olympic swimming, I reckon. Save it. Save it. That's my pitch. Yeah, no. All right. Love you.

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