Toni and Ryan - Toni and Ryan (Taylor's Version)

Episode Date: February 18, 2024

THINGS YOU CAN SAY AT A TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT!!! And also in the bedroom! Love ya so much ehhehe xoxoxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the Tone In Right. You all right, mate? You need a little soother or something? Yeah, nice. We'll leave this in. Do you know that while we were in the US, I bought these cough lollies because I was so sick, but I think they are just candy. It says cough drop on them, but I swear they're called Ludens, I think,

and they're cherry, and I bought this massive bag of them. I've still got them. I had one last bag of them. I've still got them. I had one last night after dinner. Yeah, they're awful. Just a little sweetie. So I don't know the ones you've got because I think I got those as well. It's like a boiled candy. The spectrum of strength of a thing in the US goes from a candy.

Do you remember we had those other ones and we couldn't feel our face for a while? Yeah. And I was like. I do remember that. But one of them said cough drop and the other one said cough drop. And who's to fucking know? It's actually cough drop roulette in the USA.

Like you don't know what you're going to get. Like it could be anything. Oh. Num. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. So I'm making it in.

You want to leave that in? Oh, okay. I could chat. I thought that was good, yeah. Let's call Crystal in maybe Canada. Maybe she can give us the Luton's lowdown. Maybe Canada? It says Pacific Time, Prince George, spelt wrong, BC.

Is that British Columbia? There's a lot going on in the form here from Crystal. Crystal with a C or a K? C. Nice. I would have said nice to either of them. It didn't mean anything to me. K, ooh.

Hello? Crystal with a C. How are you doing? Good, how are you? Good. It's Tony and Ryan, by the way. How are you? Everything all good there?

Yes, it is. Sorry. You sound rushed. What's going on? What's wrong, Crystal? Are you being chased by some wolves? Are you running from the police? No, I got dragged into a safety meeting, but I just ran out.

So we're okay. Okay. Okay. What do you know about safety? Yeah, is everything okay? I hope there's no fire drill coming up. Yeah, I just take notes. I don't know anything.

Well, who's taking notes if you're not there? You're imperative to this business. You know, you see, the thing is, they just get on tangents. And I just sit there for a while. Mate, if you've ever listened to this podcast, I'm the queen of a tangent. Oh, I have. It just reminds me of, you know, it just reminds me of being at work. I love it.

Reminds you of being at work? That is offensive. That is the worst compliment Tony's ever received. I love this podcast. It reminds me just of being at work Tony's ever received. I love this podcast. It reminds me just of being at work. Far out. But I love my job, so it's okay. Oh, okay.

That's okay. Okay, well, I changed what I said. And I saw the word BC, and I just assumed that meant British Columbia. Was that a correct assumption? Before Christ? Yeah. Or British Columbia?

British Columbia. So every time that I've tried to sign up, it has been filled before I got everything typed out. So I typed it as fast as I could. I can tell. I can tell. Because I said there's a lot going on in this form. Yeah, George just felt wrong.

Yeah, the whole nine. My phone number is right. That's all that matters. She lives in Prince Gordura, BC. And it just says Dada as a job. Oh, well, at least you put something in. To be honest, you know, maybe, at least you put something in. To be honest, you know, maybe this is just a good PSA.

If you get an approval spot, have your shit copy and pasted. As long as your phone number's right, we'll get to you and that's fine. 100%. That's great intel. Exactly. Great intel. That's good intel, yeah. Well, I know that you're supposed to be in a safety meeting, but would you mind approving this podcast?

Absolutely. Oh, I thought that maybe you were about to duck out of our meeting to go to the other meeting. Hey, it's Crystal from Prince George, British Columbia, and I approve this podcast. Yeah. Happy New Year, everyone. Happy New Year. Happy Monday.

Happy Monday. And fresh off the Taylor Swift Ears. Ears. Did I say Auras? The Auras. Ears. Tour. Show tour.

Tony Lodge is in the building, ladies and gentlemen, fresh from the Melbourne cricket ground with 95,999 of her closest friends. Yes. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. How are you feeling? We'll get to. Yeah, we'll do a swift.

What is the like. A review? But what is the. A play by play. Moratorium or whatever. In memoriam? Is that when they die? No, that's when they're dead.

No. Anyway, we'll talk about it. Yeah. I know saying in my era is out for 2024. Is this like an exception? Or is this like said in a different way? Well, because it's eras of. It literally is eras.

Yeah, the eras. Yeah. Okay. But no, so I've got my Taylor Swift merch. Yep. Oh, look at those wristbands. So it's the idea that you trade them with people? Yeah.

So you took a bunch and then you trade. So who have you got there? Oh, no. So it's like different song names. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Because I know you met 5,000 tapas on Friday night.

Saturday night. Saturday night, yeah. Last night. Well, no, because you're listening to this on Monday. Yeah. We've come in on a Sunday. Sunday, yeah. Appreciate that. Yeah, met heaps of tapas. Last night Well no Because you're listening to this on Monday We've come in on a Sunday Yeah Appreciate that

Yeah Met heaps We'll get to it But it was amazing It was really good First But because Australia And I know the rest of the world

Especially the US Has been through this Over the last 18 months But our Taylor Swift time Is happening right now It's been crazy Yeah So we thought we'd

Dust off an old classic. Yeah. This is Things You Can Say in the Bedroom. And also at a Taylor Swift concert. Let's get it. Oh, I hope you bought that ticket insurance. More like dicket insurance. Dicket insurance.

I don't know. I don't know if I should do it in the voice or not. What's that? Hey, Tony. Hey, Ryan. Are you ready for it? I don't know if I should do it in the voice or not. Hey, Tony. Hey, Ryan. Are you ready for it? Oh, now do the voice. I can't.

Are you ready for it? Yeah. And that's how it would go. That would go three times and that's it. That's it. My throat's so sore from screaming your name all night. I've never heard so much screaming. Sorry I finished like that all over you.

I'm really sorry about that. Did you want me to grab a towel or do you just want to shake it off? That's very good. Funny you should say that because I came last night as well. So I'm planning on coming three nights in a row. Yeah. I don't think I could come three nights in a row. No, it's too much.

I've got a job. It's too expensive. It's too expensive. It's too expensive. Did she do any new stuff or just stuck to the classics? It was new, actually, some of it. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. How was it? Oh, it blew my mind.

I bet. Yeah, it's nice sometimes to... Spice it up. Shake it up. Shake it up. Shake it up. And make sure you grab a souvenir T-shirt on the way out. Tony and Ryan. We should definitely, in a world where we made skits,

have a skit where there's a fuckboy and he has like a merch stand on the way out. I love that. That feels like Schmidt from New Girl would do that like early on. And you're leaving and then Winston's like at the door like, do you want to have a shirt? And it's like, I slept with... At the risk of sounding like an old man, why don't people just put their phones away and enjoy the moment

that's very good yeah i didn't give you permission to film me um you know how like at a concert the lighting setup is called a rig yeah yeah oh what a rig um i know you needed to give the context, but I would have got it anyway. And like, doesn't it suck when you have to explain? Yeah. Yeah. But this is not just you listening. Yeah, that's true.

There's lots of people. Oh, sorry. This doesn't normally happen. I must have drank too much. I just, yeah. It's not you, though. It's me. Hi.

I'm the problem. How many lyrics did you Google? I knew that one. Did you do some Googling? I did my research. Yeah, that's actually nice. It's very kind of you. It's nice with a man that knows what he's doing,

willing to ask for directions. Thank you. But also, imagine if you couldn't get it up and the guy was like, it's you. Tony? Why are you? Yeah, imagine. Imagine if that happened.

Do you have to imagine? It's me. Hi. I'm the problem? It's me. Hi. I'm the problem. It's me. Do you know the thing about it is, though, it was really great doing something that so many other girls had done and just loved.

You know, the reviews from everybody. Oh, you've got to do it. I've heard good things. Yeah, you know, it's worth everybody go, oh, you've got to do it. I've heard good things. Yeah, you know, it's worth the money, you know. Lasted three hours last night. You just kept going. Yeah. Yeah.

Didn't break a sweat. You'd think you'd be sore after three hours, eh? Just that match fitness. Yeah. A lot of practice. Yeah, I've heard that you've got a big reputation. Oh, yeah. Look what you made me do

I'm sorry to everyone who saw that on video And Tony that to see my face And Be in the room Yeah Wow I'm proud of you I'm sorry that there's pictures of Taylor behind me

When I did that. Sorry. Big night. Need a Panadol after that one. Both heads are sore. Sorry, I'm crying. I'm just a big fan. It was really hard to get in, and I'm just so grateful I could come tonight.

You do get emotional after you come sometimes to Taylor Swift. Anyone, really? I was crying during it as well. That's always off-putting, though, for people around you at the time. But all I've got to say is, you know, it was well worth the money, and I'm so glad that I shaved my legs for this. Did you actually? I did.

Yeah, great. I was wearing a really short dress. I noticed. I was like, ooh, pins are out. Yeah, I almost had to shave the other bloody dress that's so short. Hey, it's Crystal from Prince George, British Columbia, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Yeah. Hey, it's Crystal from Prince George, British Columbia, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tarpers

who might also be Swifties, we don't know. And if you're not a Swifty, I'm sorry that you're on this, like, very Swift- heavy episode. How many Tarpers did you say hello to at the concert you went to Saturday night? A lot. Yeah. Yeah. Have you lost more voice from chatting to Tarpers and doing an impromptu meet and greet?

And doing that, ah, yeah. No, it was really, really nice. People were very lovely. And a couple of them, like, they were like, oh, can we get a photo? And I was like, yeah, if you don't mind, like like taking a hot as fuck photo of me after yeah that'd be awesome did you feel like taylor was gonna walk around the corner and be like it's actually my night well yeah i'm actually waiting for like a cease and desist she's like you've you've made you've gotten an ego boost out of you know my night this works yeah she goes i know i've got like many many

nights around the world but you know this one is my favorite one and you're still in my thunder. A few champion tapas. Andrea, good on you. Abigail Stickney. Kim Starkey, good on you, Kim. Naomi and Brayden Hardy. Thank you so much, guys, for being part of the Patreon. We can't do it without you and it's such a thrill.

It is such a thrill. So, yeah, I went to Taylor Swift. Please. It was amazing a thrill. So, yeah, I went to Taylor Swift. Please. It was amazing. Please tell me everything. So when I spoke to you on the phone this morning, Bridget's like, why are you asking about the show? And I was like, because we're going to do a podcast.

Yeah, she can listen tomorrow like everybody else. Like and subscribe. Yeah, if she wants to listen, 5 a.m. Monday morning, she can. How was it, mate? It was surreal. She is like, Taylor Swift is like, like it or not, she is like the most famous person on earth probably at the moment. I think that's pretty fair to say.

Like there's not a single person who wouldn't know her name or who she was or whatever. You know what's fucking me off at the moment? What? And I said this was the year to not be hating on haters, but I'm hating on them. Yeah. Because it's like Melbourne, Taylor Swift, crazy.

Everywhere you look is Taylor. Oh, yeah. And there's a lot in the comments, who cares? And I go, actually a lot. Literally 300,000 people are going. 300,000 people are going. Another 300 couldn't get tickets. So who cares?

A lot. The maths is in. You don't have to like it, but those facts are undeniable. And just let people like what they want to like. Yeah, shut the fuck up. You know, when we, I think a really good comparison is like the AFL grand final, right? When the Melbourne is full. Like it is full to the brim.

There's things going on. Like, people aren't like, oh, who cares about football? They're like, how good is it that people are in our city? They are. Some are. But that's what I mean. I'll let you have your week. You let me have my week.

And if it's not for you, then shut the fuck up. You don't have to be. But I feel like it isn't that much. I feel like it isn't that for the AFL Grand final as much as it is like for Taylor Swift has been. You haven't hung out with enough gays. Oh, sports ball? Yeah, fuck, shut up. Yeah.

But I just, everyone's having fun. Yeah. And like, who cares? Like, you know, let people fucking have fun. Let people enjoy shit. Anyway. And so is it fair to say that the 96,000 people there, everyone's there in a good mood, ready to have their night of their life.

Everyone's looking dressed up and hot so like there was um a lot of people um that were there with either like a brother or a boyfriend or a husband or whatever and even all the husbands like were getting involved i do like that i do like that um and like with their like young daughters and stuff yeah it's not over age hey no no no it's all ages yeah and so but there was like a lot of blokes they're wearing like travis kelsey jumpers that's cool um and like it was just it was really cool that everybody like there wasn't a single person that wasn't like dressed up somehow yeah um which i really rated um so i like one of the ways to like kind of get involved was to go as like your favorite era and because i'm a new swifty but you are swifty i am a swifty i think now um is your life different

you know they say like blondes have more fun yeah i haven't experienced that either so no i'm gonna say no it's that different, except I've got less money now. Right. Yeah. I was half expecting you to come in and be like, guys, my life has changed. Well, I mean, seeing her, so back to the thing about her being like a huge star. Yeah. Being in the same area as her was weird. Yeah.

Because I think people don't think of Taylor Swift as a person. They think of her like as this idea. Yeah think of her as this idea or like an entity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like the MCG. Was that a bit surreal as well? That was, yeah. And it was just so big. Like, yeah.

And anyway, so it was like it's a thing to dress up as your favourite era and because I'm a new Swifty, the thing that got me through the door, I'd always enjoyed her music but wouldn't say I was a big fan, but her most recent album, Midnight, is what, like, hooked me. Yep. And so I dressed up as that era. So the whole thing is, like, it's midnight, so it's, like, dark, like, stars and, like, glittery and stuff.

So that's the dress that I wore. Ooh, shit. Yeah. It is glittery and sequiny. Yeah. How do you like that? I know it's obviously like a theme, but you don't like it? Last night.

What's it like to sit on? I wore sequins for the first time in my life. Yeah. Never again. Why not? Oh, my God. You look great. Thank you.

And it's a little bit of, this is a little bit. It's pretty short. It is. And it's like backless as well. Oh, does that mean no bra? Yeah, no bra. And I have like little stars in my hair and stuff. You look great.

Thank you. Yeah, it was really, the dress up part was really fun. Yeah, great. The sequence? Fucking never again. Sensory nightmare. So the dress kind of like sat here. It was just jiggled.

And they were just like rubbing on my chest. Literally like I'm sitting there trying not to have a fucking mental breakdown because of the fucking sequence. I'm stressing just hearing this. It's also heavy. Yeah. And hot. Yeah.

Like it's really warm in the MCJ because there's just like so many people around. Were you sweating sitting there? So sweaty. So you're sitting and sweaty. What about the person jumping and dancing and singing for three hours? Taylor Swift danced for three hours. Three and a half hours, I think it is. Her fringe didn't even move.

Mine is fucked just from sitting down, sitting still. I didn't want to say anything. So there was lots of tapas there, which was so nice. So when I sat down next to this girl and I was like, oh my God, do you want to trade a friendship? I was like, my name's Tony. It's so nice to meet you. Cause it's like a friendly vibe.

Like that's the whole thing. And she was like, I love your podcast. And she was there by herself. And I was like, oh, like you adopted her. Well, I was like, oh, how come you're by yourself? Like are your friends? Like, could you only get one ticket here? Someone else is over there.

And she goes, i'm a loser no she goes oh my mom and i were gonna come together but the only tickets we could get were these ones and that was all the money we had to spend so her mom spent the whole budget on one ticket and she went alone isn't that beautiful that her mum would go no like this is your thing and so every night she does like two surprise songs like so there's the whole set list that everybody like is officially out um but she does two surprise songs and the song that she wanted to hear was the one that she played it was like so special like i've got goosebumps like i actually had goosebumps most of the night just from like the gravitas of the whole thing. Yeah.

But the thing about the Taylor Swift show, right? Yeah. Be very careful what you say, mate. Is that. Especially on the internet. No, no, no, no, no, no. I think that people will be on my side here. Yeah.

It was so hard to get tickets. You and I tried three separate times to get tickets and all of them ended in tears yep i ended up getting a ticket because my friend rachel was going to take her brother he ended up not being able to go and so i was like i will buy the ticket off you and so i didn't even get tickets i was a plus one yeah like this is like because so many people messaged me on saturday night being like did you get tickets and i was a plus one yeah like this is like because so many people messaged me on saturday night being like did you get tickets and i was like no like i got one i got a ticket a leftover i got i was a plus one for somebody else and like but there was all these people that are like that

didn't end up getting to go couldn't get tickets the tickets were really expensive it was a huge night like it took that long to get in it took that long to you know move around and get to the tickets were really expensive. It was a huge night. Like, it took that long to get in. It took that long to fucking, you know, move around and get to your seat, wait for merch and all that stuff. And people left before it was finished. What the fuck? I hate it when people do this.

You know when you're at the footy and your team's getting flogged, you fucking sit in your seat until it's done. You are a fan. I'm backing you, boys. I will sit here until the game's over. Watch them get flogged until the fucking final siren goes up. I don't care that it's a bit harder to get out of the car park. I don't care that it's a bit harder to walk through.

What? I spent seven hours vajazzling this dress with diamonds i sat in the car park i sat on ticker tech for fucking hours i spent my life savings maybe fucking watch the show i'm just so like the amount of people so like we were where we were there was like we were right on the edge of our block so we could see everybody coming up the stairs and the amount of people that so the very last song of the night is karma and that's like a really big song of hers and it's the song that you might have seen online that um like she changed the words to be like karma is the guy on the

chiefs come straight home to him and that's the very last song people left before that why'd you go why'd you go and she wears like this special jacket in that for that song and you like all these people left it's in sydney this weekend yeah and by weekend i mean like wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday yeah yeah if you leave early as soon as you get out of the stadium, sorry to put you on the spot, the girl sitting next to you, what was her name? Mel. Mel. You have to leave the stadium and go to Mel's mum's house

and tell Mel's mum why you decided to leave early. Yep. And, like, and apologise. Yeah. And go, oh, you have to save up and you couldn't go, so you gave it to your daughter and let her go. But, yeah, so I just left because I couldn't be fucked anymore. Yeah, like, oh, I just wanted to say five minutes,

get on the train before, you know. Yeah, so I didn't have to be in the rush. Like, I get it. Like, the crowds can be overwhelming and stuff. Like, I'll give you that. But like, wait. Then stay later, yeah. So like, the option is like to kind of sit there and wait.

And like, so Rachel and I, we sat there and waited and like debriefed for a bit. Yeah. We're like, oh my God, can you believe that happened? Did you film this song? Like, there was all these people around us and, like, we were just kind of debriefing and chatting with the girls that we'd met.

And we were like, oh, yeah, I'm happy to sit here. I just can't believe you would spend all that money and time and whatever. And even, like, yeah, at the MCG when you go and watch the footy, even if your team's getting flogged, like, when people go, oh, we're going to lose anyway, I'll go. I'm like, yeah, at the MCG, when you go and watch the footy, even if your team's getting flogged, like when people go, oh, we're going to lose anyway, I'll go. I'm like, no, that's so shit. Once I went to the NFL and St.

It was really expensive, hard to get a ticket. Yeah. And St. Louis Rams, they RIP. I think they moved to LA. But at the time, St. Louis Rams getting flogged. And I was there with my dad and another guy who went to college with, and he's like, oh,

yeah, we should probably beat the traffic. I was like, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, oh, okay, yeah, cool. So then we left, and then dad and I are watching SportsCenter that night, and they're like, can you believe after being 20 to three down with two minutes to go, they came back and fucking blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it was like the only NFL game I've been to in my life. Actually, it still is.

And it's like, oh, but we got to beat the traffic for you, man. Yeah, all good. Do you remember when we were watching the Tillys and there was like that penalty shootout for like us to get through to the next round? And it was like in overtime. Like it was, you know. And then like imagine if you'd gone, oh, look, like there's no way. We'll just head off.

And then you miss that extra 45 minutes of sport. The FOMO. Like, you're in the stadium already. Like, why would you leave? Imagine this. And this is a warning for everyone going to Sydney this weekend, as well as going to have to see Mel's mum. Yep.

What if during that last show, Travis Kelsey appears, surprises her, and proposes on stage? Right. And they go, which I predict will happen in Sydney. Oh, no, that's not going to happen in Sydney. I predict. You heard it here first.

Nostradamus is in the house. That's worse than my Super Bowl prediction. What was yours? Oh, the colour of the Gatorade. No, no, no, the Justin Bieber thing. Justin Bieber would announce that he's pregnant by singing Baby. Baby with Usher, yeah. Good prediction. It was yours? Oh, The Colour of the Gatorade. No, no, no. The Justin Bieber thing. Oh, the Justin Bieber would announce that he's pregnant by singing Baby. Baby with Usher. Yeah.

Good prediction. It was a good prediction. Incorrect, but fun to predict. Over like crazy. Yeah. But I go hard with predictions. Imagine that I go, oh, Tony went last night and then the world breaks down because Taylor Swift got proposed on stage last night. And I go, Tony, how was it?

And you go, oh, I left. I didn't want to get on the busy train. Like, I just don't understand. Why isn't Travis going to propose on stage? Oh, I mean, if you had a really, really public life, I reckon there would be things that you would want to be, like, a bit sacred. Do you reckon if he's surprised though she'd be like oh nah i would yeah i'd be oh no you don't know me at all could you imagine you don't know me at all

the whole crowd would go fucking insane and then she's like we'll talk about this later and he goes and he's on the floor though like he's kneeling down on me it's cool i'll just get off my knee and fly back to kansas city yeah with the good. With the, like, ring, though. I'm not leaving it here with you. Like, do I take it back with me? But anyway. He proposes with the Super Bowl ring. But it was a really great night, and I'm so grateful that I ended up getting to go.

And whoever hasn't been yet, you will have an amazing time. There you go. But, yeah, it was really special. It was really cool. That is sick. Is your love to see it Taylor Swift related? No, it's not because I figured everyone would have had enough. You're done.

I swear we'll be a Swift free zone from tomorrow again. Yesterday we put out a new video and it's like, don't call your children these names. Yep. And they're just some terrible names that exist. And funny. Funny. This girl named Berlin, which I think is a beautiful name.

That's pretty. B-E-R-L-Y-N. Oh, instead of I-N, like the city. Yeah, so her parents' last names are Wall. No. Yep. No. Nah, there's no way.

So if you go into the comment section of our video, now this isn't a podcast. It's just just on YouTube. So go and check it out. It's like we post lots of stuff on YouTube, most recent video. And she's like, oh, these are so funny. Like, can you believe my parents called me Berlin? And I was like, why? So I clicked on her profile.

Poor bitch. Berlin wall. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, okay. Yeah, right. Is that your love to see it? Actually, no, it's not.

Okay, I've got a different love to see it. You know what I love to see? What? Hot cross buns. Oh, same. Don't they fucking hit hard? They slap. And I hate when people are like, oh, it's too early.

No, it's never too early. They should be year round. We've said this before. And it's not the same as fruit toast before people comment and say, it's fruit toast. It's not. It's different. We've said this before.

And I just wanted to make today, Monday the 19th of February, I just want to put a flag in the ground, a line in the sand, and just remind everyone, go fuck yourselves. Hot cross buns are fucking it. Yeah. Toast it with a bit of butter. And then Bridget, because she had COVID a few weeks ago,

we got some really nice manuka honey. Oh, yeah, yeah. Because, you know, for the cups of tea and stuff. And we had a bit of leftovers. Put a little bit of that on a hot cross bun. Fuck. Fuck me up. So my love to see it is hot cross buns not just today but any day but like we're coming up to easter so fucking i need a hot cross bun on christmas like i've got there's no limit for me i love them yes do you know what's like a bit of a bastardization but really really good what you guys doing on easter mond No, no, no, no. That is a bastardisation. Yeah, it is.

Tony has eggs and bacon in a hot cross bun. Yeah, and it's delicious. Do you have tomato sauce on that? No. Okay. No, no, no.

It's just the butter and the bacon. It's like when you have bacon and waffles. Yeah, okay. You know, it's sweet and savoury. It's good. Yeah, okay.

But a bit of a bastardisation is like, you know how Coles released that range of like shapes, hot cross buns and stuff? Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. So we tried those. We got some sent to us, hashtag gifted.

But I bought the Vegemite ones and they can come in my ass and never call me again. Let me tell you. Honestly, I wouldn't even question their motives of trying to fuck me. I'd just let them. Because they fucking slap. Is that right? Better than the Erestua. So good.

So good. So, Han, you're saying, just to confirm, hot cross buns mixed with Vegemite, like mixed in the baking procedure from the local supermarket Coles. Yeah, so it's a cheesy mite hot cross bun. So it doesn't have the fruit in it and stuff, but it's still like sweeter bread. Like it's like brioche-y.

But then it's got that like tartness and like umami flavour of like the Vegemite and the cheesy bits. Well, the saltiness of the Vegemite cuts through, doesn't it? It's fine. That with a little bit of butter can literally get me pregnant. It's so good. And it's better than the Ears Tour. Yeah, it's honest.

It's so good. It didn't cost me as much money, obviously. I would hope not. Imagine if it did. If it actually got you pregnant, though, obviously. I would hope not. Yeah. Imagine if it did. Imagine if I had... If it actually got you pregnant, though, it would cost you a lot of money. Imagine if I had redacted amount of money's worth of Vegemite hot cross buns. Like, what would that look like?

Well, I can... So I said redacted amount. Redacted amount. I can imagine what it would look like because I can assume what the redacted amount is. And I'm guessing it's not cheap. And that's good. Oh my God. Yeah.

Redacted. Fuck. Yeah. I hope it's worth it. So my fucking love to see is those Vegemite fucking things. Nah, you have to do one. Okay.

My love to see it is from Anonymous. We received this on Patreon and they said, please keep me anonymous. Okay. I wanted to post this in the thread but I didn't want my name out there.

But. Right on, Michelle. I just put my two weeks in after leaving a super toxic work environment that I've been in for the past five years. That's awful. I'm going to work for a non-profit that benefits the homeless that I've wanted to work for for nine years. So all this time they've been obviously like working,

trying to get the experience they needed to work for this non-profit. And don't you just love to see that? You do fucking love to see that. Get the hell out, Anonymous. See you later. We love that for you. And I hope that you do something really nice to celebrate, like getting out of there.

And also, if you have the means, try and give yourself a couple extra days before starting the new job. To really just like. Fuck that other one off. Leave it behind. Actually, you know what the great cleanser is? Leave on Friday, have a few drinks and a pee and whatever, you know, Friday night.

Sunday, go fucking all in on the hot cross buns. And just really give it a big fucking go. Yeah. And then Monday, sleep in, whatever. And I reckon by Tuesday you wake up and you'll be a new woman. You won't fucking remember that shit job you had. You'll just be remembering. Is it a bit of cinnamon they put in the loquat?

Okay, mate, you're really stuck on the ho- They are good. And get a good quality butter. Yeah. Yeah, you need a lure pack or something. Because if something's made with butter, that does not mean you do not need to add more butter. No, it needs butter.

Everything could use more butter, and I've always said that. You have always said that, and I've never questioned that. And I don't just mean food. Good luck with the new job. Give yourself a breather or a cross bun in between the new ones. Oh, yeah. A coupler. A coupler.

Go a sixer. I need all of them. Oh, so. A sixer and a tub of butter. That's all you need. I went to the farmer's market on the weekend. Oh. And the bakery guy is, like, doing, like, real good ones.

And I. But the great thing about a hot cross bun, though, is that one from the supermarket. Still hits. Still hits. Is still amazing. Like, I think that if you've got something so good that it doesn't actually matter what the quality is. Yeah, that is a good call.

Do you know what I mean? Are you doing a GF HBC? No. No, I'll cop gluten for that. So you've got to do a gluten hottie choss bun, I think. I don't think you can go half. But I think we got a few this morning at the farmer's market. Bridget's parents are over from New Zealand.

And I had to drop, oh, we've got the in-laws in town to justify the amount of our crossbones over. Because he's like, oh, righto. And I was like, oh yeah, got the in-laws in town. Oh yeah, got the rallies over. Yeah, got Nan and Yogi. Nan and Yogi are over, yeah. Yeah, looking after Mabel. So, yeah, probably need, actually

probably chuck an extra couple in there. Yeah, we'll goabel. So, yeah, probably need, actually, probably chuck an extra couple in there. Yeah, we'll go 24. Yeah, I don't know what the maths is with the baker's dozen, but is that the same when you're talking about hot cross buns? Yeah, it is. So baker's dozen's 13. Okay. But I don't know why.

I think the hot cross bun is 14. Because I was like, yeah, just chuck a couple extra. I would have said two baker's dozens. I would have gone 26. Pop them in the freezer. No. All right, have a good day, everyone. We fucking love you. Yeah, thank you for listening to. We do fucking gone 26. Pop them in the freezer. No. All right. Have a good day, everyone.

We fucking love you. Thank you for listening to. We do fucking love you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We couldn't have our fucking dream life if you didn't listen to our pod. So thank you from the bottom of my heart. Actually, though. Yeah.

And I've been thinking about this a lot recently. Like, my life is awesome because people want to listen to this. And that makes me just thrilled. People watching our video on YouTube brings in enough money for me to have bought all those hot cross buns. 13 hot cross buns this morning. And if you love us, then you'll listen so that I can go and do the same. On the way home.

See you, ladies. Fucking love ya. Fucking legends. Fucking love ya. Ya? Love. Love ya. Bye.