Toni and Ryan - Toni At The Skatepark

Episode Date: August 13, 2025

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As someone who did hang out at the skate park a lot, um... What'd you do at the skate park if you weren't sitting on skate parks? Just looked at cute boys. And did you ever sit on a skateboard and... Oh! Why is it from Padder King? Did you ever sit on a skateboard? What?

Oh. Hi, my name is Erica from Plymouth, Minnesota. Hi, I'm Daniel from Sydney, Australia. Hi, it's Lindsay from Canberra. Hi, it's Lindsay from Canberra. and I approve this podcast. Welcome to our last day in Vancouver. Yeah, I do hardly know her a lot, but I wish I knew her more.

I wish I knew her more too. I don't know if it's just because when we visit places it happens to be summer, but I just want to leave here forever. Well, from what I know of Vancouver is that it's always warm. Great radio station. Yeah, the pool's always open and the water's always warm. And all year round, it's just a great beachy town. Oh, the foreshore at like Kitt's Beach and Kitt's pool is unreal like bands playing.

The food's popping off. People are like down there like doing yoga and having picnics and stuff. It's so sick. Is it because for a lot of the year, it's so cold that everyone's just really given it everything they've got for the few months that it's great. Because it is great. They really make the most of it. I really want to get some kits merch. Same.

I know we saw that girl wearing some the other day and she was like, oh, this guy was just selling him out of his van. Where's the guy with the van? Van me up, dog. That's what I, van. Yeah. Where did you get that merch? Yeah. There was a guy with a van.

And we went, okay. And she went, yeah, haven't seen him since. Okay. I don't know what she thought I was going to ask her. Well, you asked it in a weird way. You said, I'm not trying to be creepy or anything. And she went, like, physically, like, lent back and was like, what's going on here? And then you're like, oh, I just love your shirt, man.

Like, where'd you get it? And she was like, oh, my God. So this is it. Like, and then she was fine. Then she was fine. She felt more comfortable than she was talking about men in vans. um yeah so um yeah yeah if anyone knows you can get some kids merch let us know yeah um let's do normal honor normal honor i am wearing a bra thank you um tarpa lian and portelli hi leanna portelli she might

on the italian restaurant you see yourself in the other day and wasn't she lovely oh lovely woman yeah i just had a great birthday i've just had an annie Nemo bar and I'm about to Nanimo bar. What? Yeah. Yeah. You're sad about leaving Vancouver. Yeah.

Normal or naras, Liam Portali. Leanne Portadilly. Using the bathroom sink or bathroom tap to fill your drink bottle. No. It's a big gnar. How many times do I have to say it? It's a big gnar from me, but we're currently doing renovations and so the kitchen and the laundry is no good i know it's the same pipes or

whatever but it just fucking doesn't feel right it's not the same it's not it's a absolutely but you know that it is though i but it's not it's not the same but it is though and you know that it actually tastes different so i wonder if it's that like a tap in the kitchen does it have, you know, how you can get, like, filtered taps and stuff? I wonder if because it's like, you know, is there something in the spout that you'd put in the kitchen that's different to the one you'd put in the bathroom or something? What if I went into the bathroom here and filled up a glass of water and then went to the kitchen and filled up a glass of water? Would you be able to taste the difference? I reckon I would, but I'm not going to do it because every time I turn the shower on, at first, it's like a hell rusty water.

and so I wouldn't drink the tap water from here I think I actually said it on the Airbnb like oh it's like not filtered and whatever Is that like this house or like Well remember when we stayed in L.A They said just so you know we have a The whole house has a filtration system So it is like okay to drink

Are we just like how blessed in Melbourne That the tap water is like really fucking good Yeah it's good in Perth too Yeah right Perth Hills water is awesome Yeah okay Perth City water is awesome not great.

Tony in Perth Hills is like my wife and New Zealand. No, I just, I'm fussy about water. Raleighstone water is the best water I've ever drunk. Someone's never been to the Himalayas. And I've been to Fiji. Yeah. I've had legit Fiji water. Thanks.

I'm here all week. I'm not. Actually, we're leaving soon. Frankie D. Oh, Frankie D. Now, this is a normal or nah. and I'm just going to put it out there it probably is a nah

but I think we can probably learn something from this and I actually think this is a great self-care moment for all of us self-care yeah okay I treat my cringy thoughts as physical objects we've all been there a random embarrassing memory or cringy thought pops up in your head with no warning and you're kind of like oh like

you're almost embarrassed that you thought about it yeah so when it happens I take my fingers to my forehead and pluck the icky thought out of my mind and just throw it away. Just fuck it off. He just fucks it off. He's asking if it's normal.

It's a gnaw from me, but I love it. But I love that. I mean, because you, I... I flick it away like it's a tiny spider web. Like, ew, no bitch. Direct quote. I hope that this is an overstepping, you don't mind me sharing this.

But something I think about a lot is, your, what you do with the bus. Yep. All right. So here's what I do, everyone. When something's annoying you or you're like, is it ruminating? Yeah. Like there's like, you're stuck on a thought.

Yep. I imagine myself at the bus stop and then the thought gets on the bus. That the bus comes along. Yep. And I put the thought and the thought gets on the bus and I stay at the bus stop and then the bus just drives away. And I think the like the visualization of that is. And I actually think about that a lot.

Yeah, put it in the bus. Off it goes. And I think about that. But I like the physicalness. of like being like no fuck you yeah um i really like that as well thanks frankie d and also thanks for saying ooh no bitch no bitch uh katie marie par save some names for the rest of us so katie watched um you know how we did the reaction video about the skateboarding and bike fails and stuff the other day um and she goes

i was watching that and it got me thinking about this thing i used to do and i thought all kids used to do it. Here we go. And she goes, I used to piss on my leg when I had a ward. Normal or not? Normal enough to ask Katie,

going to the skate park and sitting on the skateboard and sliding down the ramps like it's a sled. Me and my sisters used to do it because we live near a skate park and we're just like, oh, it's just like so funny.

You like sit on the skateboard and like, you know, you go down the hill and it's like really smooth and it goes really well. And I'm wondering if this is something other people have done, or if it's a cringy homeschooler thing, I didn't know about my whole childhood. Cringy homeschooler thing.

I am a gna for that. I didn't do that as someone who did hang out at the skate park a lot. What did you do at the skate park if you weren't sitting on skate parks? Roller bleeding? No, just looked at cute boys at the skate park. They're baggy jeans. Also, apart from the Great Water, there's not a lot to do in Hollystone. hanging out of the skate park with it was just like apart from the great water what are we going to do today

well there's great water let me tell you what i'm gonna have a sip of that awesome tap water um so like and i don't know if it was the same for you like in altham but like the thing for us was like you would like get dressed well not get dressed up but you would you'd get dressed up you'd put your best roxy belt on yeah and have the little flap on the side oh yeah you'd have the flap on the skate belt 100% and then you would like Put your best fans on Put your best Etnys on probably in that time Etnys fuck that takes me back

Your best gallers Did you know remember Weren't Globes the ultimate shoes for a while Well Globes was for girls And Gallas Sorry Globe was for boys And their girls brand was Gallas Oh okay because I was like

Oh if Globes was for girls I was doing it wrong Yeah no no no sorry my mistake But you'd kind of get dressed up You'd get a bit tarted up And you would go and you'd be like I'm just going down to the shops. And you would, like, walk down to the shops and you walk down to the skate park. So, like, in Ralee, it's like the IGA.

And there's, like, a fish and chip shop there and, like, a butcher and stuff. And the, like, chemist and a newsagent. And then on one side of the car park down the back, there was, like, this empty lot where someone had dug a big hole. Like, obviously gone to... Oh, the old Raleigh hole. Holy stone, that's we called it. And, like, obviously, a developer had, like, dug it. And then, like, run out of money or whatever.

And, like, a bunch of the boys, like, built, like, bike jumps in there. So that was one place we used to hang out. And then another place that we used to hang out was the actual skate park, which was at Cross Park. And that was, like, a cool place to... That was just on the other side of the... And did you ever sit on a skateboard and go down? Skateboard, not skaterer. Where?

Why is it from Paddocking? Did you ever sit? the skateboard and go down. Yeah, we got there. No, that's not what I meant. Yeah. So, because I grew up, boys didn't like me. I wasn't hot. And I didn't really know I was funny then either.

So I didn't really have anything going for me. Exactly. It just had a shit personality and wasn't hot. Well, lucky you're hot, funny and have a good personality now. Charles He's right Does anyone have a skateboard? What's interesting about this

is if there are a hundred boys Charles would be the last one to be seen at a skate park I thought that you're about to say If there were a hundred boys Charles would be the last one I would pick Is what I thought you were going to say I was like that's pretty hard

That's incorrect That's incorrect Um I used to Sorry that bird A Canadian bird laughing. It was.

It was like that Tony Lodge, great gear. Oh, they know it's your last day doing a podcast to you. They're sad. The birds are chirping. What a beautiful, awesome thing to say. Like, oh, the birds are chirping because it's our last day. Anyway. Is that it?

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Doing a handstand competition Yeah And I am pretty good at them Yeah you are good at them Tony tried to make me do a handstand When I was wearing budgie smugglers And the water was about 30 centimetres deep.

Yeah. And he said, remember what happened when the water wasn't this shallow and I was wearing shorts? And then we were all forced to think

about Rhean's ball sack. And I loved it. I gave sideball in a pool in Toronto once. There's a lot of sack out. You were hanging brain, as they say. Who says that?

Oh, Lily hasn't spoken all day. Yeah. Lily's been very quiet. Sorry, we got the gigs, don't we? Yeah. We've got the giggies.

We've been moving around a lot, driving, plane and all that kind of stuff. And, you know, when you're in the airport, and they are popping off with announcements? Yep. And, like, you feel like you just can't stop hearing them fucking talk. Beep, beep, boop. Yeah. Calling all. Yeah.

And so, I couldn't even think of a fake announcement. Passengers, maybe, would have been, man. But they all sound like fake announcements. They do. And, like, they, with the xylophone thing as well, you kind of like, fuck again. Like, Jesus fucking cry. What's the xylophone thing? The beep-boo-boo-boo, before they kind of do it to let you know that like an announcement's coming.

Do you remember when we were in the, um, Kuala Lumpur airport? We talked about this on the podcast. And those two girls were speaking to each, like gossiping. And they'd accidentally left the microphone on. Yes. And so we couldn't understand what they were saying. They weren't speaking English. Yeah.

We couldn't understand it. But everybody, and it was like a flight to Melbourne. Yeah. So the majority of people that were waiting at the gate for this flight were also Australian. And so not a lot of us really understood what they were saying, but all of us were like, that must be juicy. Because this guy comes sprinting from the other side of the airport and like smashes the off button on the microphone, like obvious.

And they were like giggling. So it was obviously like, oh my God, did you fuck that person last night? And the, we'll begin boarding in 10 minutes. Thank you. And so then what happened? And so isn't Stacey such a mole? You know, kind of up? Because all the people that could speak Malay were kind of looking around.

Yeah, and everyone was like, oh my God. But Ryan and I were seeing me like, Stacey, what a slut. Ryan and I were just like, this must be so fucking juicy. Like, this must be so good. You didn't get like Google Translate out to like try to translate a... We should have. We should have recorded it at least.

If you were with us on that trip, we would have done that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What was the original one of those bay bull fish? Remember that? And they said they were going to come out with that ear piece, that, like, listened live. I think Google has that now.

Really? Yeah, so you can, like, listen live and it translates in your ear. Maybe you can do it with AirPods. The AirPods can do it. Kenya, what do you do? I don't, like, they've said they were going to release the feature. I don't know if it's actually released. That's amazing, though.

It's like a live, it's like a live listen, like where you, you can hear, like, English in your ear, but then the microphone's, like, hearing Malay or whatever. And then, like, translates for you. So the microphone is then live being, like, translating and saying, like, hi, how are you? Then you can respond in English, though. Yeah, so I, it might work, like, over a phone call or something. So you would hope that they will also have their AirPods in? Yeah.

So then it could translate back to Malay for them. Yeah. Even just for listening. Yeah. For hearing gossip. Yeah, or watching a movie. Yes. That's great.

Or you're traveling and you hear on the train and it says the... Oh, like that the train's canceled or something like that. Well, yeah, a lot of announcement chat. But so we're in the airport and I went to the bathroom. And it was a, like the, the bathrooms in the airport. They're huge. Like, they fit like 40 people in them. Yeah.

Because obviously everybody getting off the plane at the same time, everybody getting on at the same time, like they have to cater to a lot of people. I, we've been hearing all of these announcements going off. And you kind of like tune it out after a while. And I walk into this bathroom, right? and this like woman starts talking to me like so it's this massive bathroom there's one woman saying there she's like an older woman um and she goes hi there and i went hi how are you and she looks at me

and she's just like and i was like oh are you on the phone or something it was an announcement and they had started talking and then obviously like the microphone cut out or so you've heard this hello yeah and I went hi how you going and she just went what the fuck she's like washing her hair she's like this oh and then she looks at you and goes you're beautiful she goes do you shave your ties um and literally and I was just like immediately because you're traveling your brain's fucking not as sharp as normal fuck dude and so I'm standing there and I've gone hi how you going and she's just like And then do you panic or do you just back it in?

Well, I just kind of went, oh, and made her feel bad. I went, power move. Oh, okay. Like, fuck you if you don't want to talk to me. Yeah. Sorry for being friendly, you fucking asshole. Yeah. Hope you have a shit time on your holiday, bitch.

Yeah. Where are you going? Same place as you. But so I've just worked into the toilet. This has happened. She's washing her hands. I've just walked in. And then I have to, like, go to the toilet.

and I sat there and waited until I heard her walk out because I was like I was like I don't want to go back out there even though I was just doing a quick way I'm like well I'm not gonna fucking walk back out there You gotta back the power playing Exactly and because what am I gonna walk out there And be like oh thought of something to say yet

Like you just fully start lashing out I reckon you should have again done the exit Just going back and gone hello Yeah so how are you? I asked you a few minutes ago No just play cool Don't get aggressive. Oh, no, see, that's my default.

Yeah. Yeah. And so how long did you have to wait? Oh, just a few minutes. Okay, so number one or number two, do you reckon? I just did it. I just did it well, waste. What about her?

No, she was washing her hands. Oh, fucking hurry up, love. There's a drought on. Who is this chick? Hurry up, love. There's a drought on. Was this in Australia? It was.

It was like this in the airport. Come, Matt. Farmers are craving the water And here you are Just fucking being a rude bitch With the water flowing Hurry up love There's a drought on

There's a drought on You know what the farmers Do for that water I've never heard you say love before And I love it Yes you have You hear it every day When I tell you all that I love you

No but I've never heard you say like Oh sorry let me rephrase I love you love Love you Fuck He's another most Australian theme Oh good day love Love

Love Love, yeah. Is love an Australian fit? Like, do people say love? Like calling someone love. Love. Love. Oh no, because in England, like, hello, love.

Hello, love. Yeah. I love you. Love you love. Yeah, where's she now? I love. The chick in the bathroom. Oh, I don't know.

I don't know. And now she's the president of Argentina. She might be. I don't think her name was Tina. But yeah, no, she was not interested in talking to me. And then I don't even know if the announcement ended up coming over. I missed my flight because I was sitting in there waiting for her to leave. Yeah.

Did you ever have to sit in the bathroom like when you're in high school? Yeah. Thanks for asking. Does wait for the mean girls to leave? Yeah. Or like when I moved to a new school, I definitely like sat in there for lunchtime. So that I... Sorry.

They came out really before I could think about it. I'd sit in the toilet, like, for the lunchtime so that I wouldn't have to, like, find a spot to sit. I wouldn't have to sit by myself somewhere when I moved to a new school. That's really sad. That is actually really sad. I didn't mean for it. If you were the new girl at my school, I would invite you to come and sit with us. That's really cool of you.

I appreciate that. Thank you. Yeah. Because I'd be trying to get in there. Yeah. Thanks love. I would also invite you. Yeah, Charles, we know.

But unfortunately, we went to school in different. decade. It's so... I started pre-primary in 1995, so unfortunately. Nah,

1997. So... You're my year six English teacher. Oh. You fucking little ****. Don't beep that.

I was not your year six English teacher. Lily and I about to go for a final swim at the Kittalano pool. Oh.

Are we not fucking invited? No, but I guess what I'm saying is, are we leaving you guys here? No. I'll sit in the toilet the whole time. Or do you guys also need to dash yourselves in cold, salty water?

Whoof, need to, yeah. But why were you and Lily going to go alone? Do you need some alone time? Do you want Charles and I to go to the pool and you can fuck it out or whatever's going on? No. You're lashing out. No, but you guys need some along time as well, apparently. Sorry, I am.

I wasn't very popular. I actually, I'm also lashing out if I'm having a self-aware moment because I... Ew, bitch. Because I used to be the only man you sexually objectified at work. And now I feel threatened by this younger man. Hey. Who is he? His year six English teacher.

He did not do his homework. Let me tell you. He did. It was a different kind of work. Oh, Ryan! My love to see it. from Luca fuck we're still going

yeah Luca watching my TV with my then four year old and there's an ad for mouthwash oh sure

and the ad says brushing alone won't prevent oh my God I'm so sorry you know how you just said my then four year old

I heard that in the way that people say like my then boyfriend as in like now we've broken up like is he not your son anymore like

you don't like you don't like each other anymore and like you broke up did he don't Oh my god No I was more like did they break up So this

You know how you can divorce your parents Like you can get like Emancipated? Yes I was about to say Doesn't that word feel like it's way more fucking It sounds like Decapitated or something Yeah it does

Like you've skinned your parents alive And worn them as a wetsuit That's what it sounds like That's what it's You had that ready to go mate Didn't you? That's what it sounds like Imagine me like oh it sounds a bit

like oh what's the word as if you skid your parents and wore them as a wetsuit to be like that who has that ready to go? I had emancipated my parents and you go fuck dude must have been cold in the water you know like it just feels real bad that sounds do you want to talk about that that sounds so disturbed I lived in Aberdeen in New South Wales for a little time and it was like a an abattoir town oh is that why it's called Aberdeen I'm not sure Oh. But there was an abattoir, so everyone's just like a little bit kooky.

And sentences like that are pretty normal. Yeah, right. Because, like, it's an abattoir town. You're not far from the abattoir in Bumbery. You know how there's the one just north of there on the forest highway? Yeah. Anyway. Luca.

Hi, Luca. Watching TV with my then four-year-old. Who was four at the time? Four at the time. And there was an ad for mouthwash. Beautiful. The ad said, brushing alone isn't enough to prevent. tooth decay. Since then, he made all of us brush our teeth together as a family. That was three

years ago and we refused to tell him because it's so cute. That is the most adorable thing. I have kids are the best. They really are. That is so fucking cute. Brushing a lot. Come on, mom and dad, we've got to brush our teeth. Also, great way to get your kids to brush their teeth. Yeah, getting able to brush her teeth is becoming more challenging. Right. Tell me the other day that She loves toothpaste so much that she just goes up. I go, sorry to brush teeth. She goes, okay. And you're like, all done.

And you go, that's not how that works. That's not it. Yeah. Monkey see monkey do. What has she seen you doing? What has she seen your mom doing? Just sucking the tube. Sorry.

Emancipate yourself from that sentence. Yeah, I will redact that actually. I've got to you love to see it, though. It's very sweet from Darius, who we've met before. um darius says i've been with my company over five and a half years that is a long fricking time how long you've been with your company for four yep we weren't a business for a bit though we weren't allowed to be we weren't allowed legally to be legally threatened well we were but we were threatened to not be threatened to not be and said that we'd legally threaten them

by legally threatening to become a business anyway last month my family decided that we wanted to take a trip back to Las Vegas. I've been before, had a great time, went by myself and loved the idea of doing it with the fam. So, Darius kind of goes, oh, I've been. It was awesome. We should all go. The day after we decided to go to Vegas,

I put my time off request for work. I put in my request a full month in advance, but we only need to give two weeks. So Darius is like, oh, I'm only supposed to give two weeks. So this will be, like, this will be all good. We've got a month to plan. The day after I put my request in, the GM had a talk with me telling me I won't be able to go.

I'm an assistant manager at my job, so we have to coordinate our days off and vacations with each other. But I'd already drafted schedules for that week, come up with solutions with manpower for during my vacation, and even offered to train another manager to be fully equipped to do my job so that for the four days I'd be away. Yeah, like, you'd be so sweet. Yeah.

And Darius is like, I've gone actually already above and beyond. Yeah. Like, I don't ask for time off a lot. come on like meet me in the middle man yeah um he still declined my request and then threatened to terminate me if i went on the trip with my family fucking crazy um darius says so because i am who i am i went on the trip with my family applied for another job did the interviews got hired put in my two weeks of my current job i am now finishing out my last two weeks at this job and start my new job with a seven dollar pay rise per hour yes i hope so per year yeah watch you take that seven dollars

yeah fuck you uh a seven dollar pay rise from what i'm making now so happy and so grateful that i never i no longer have to do the job for damn near seven people and i don't have to watch the gm sit on his phone all day oh i can get the jab on the way out eh is darius emancipating himself from that company skinning their parents and making them a wet suit i don't think so that's how you resign in this country that's how you know that's how you do it here um isn't that amazing that is huge and also fucking good for you for being like you know what i actually don't have to cop that yeah fuck you yeah i love to see that and then i was uh so darius sent that on patreon we were message backwards and forwards um and they said that their workmates bought um like a lego set

for a going away gift cute and so they're gonna like do their Lego like in the time that they've got off they're like well now I've got something to do like I can hang out and like do Lego until I start my new job

isn't that amazing it's always like the boss is a dick but they're still always good people around though isn't there and they get it because they've got the same boss and that's normally why you stay eh because you go but my mates are great or they make it bearable or whatever

hey Darius is going to start hey seven dollars an hour guys taking the people over great cool and the boss goes can have a job and you go you go oh oh see you yeah yeah also i guess it's a really good lesson in like it seems scary to quit but like yeah got to get out of there yeah if it's fucked you got to get out of there yeah don't know no you guys um lily wasn't paying attention so she's okay um i'm nodding over here at talking yeah no you're fine um yes oh okay God, I might have to leave you guys alone after this

I'm for sensing some baby girl tension We An emancipate that It's Thursday today We've got a live stream tomorrow From the LA pool What Is it next next Friday?

No, no, it's like this Friday But like time zone And it's actually like When they're listening to this Oh yeah Yeah Yep yep yep Yeah

We don't do time zone chat Sorry All the details in Patreon All the details, sorry But we've got a live stream That's good Have a great weekend We'll be back on Monday

From hello Fuck yeah Fuck yeah I'm gonna have so many Urm 1 juices I'm not gonna be able to fly home Err You can have what?

What are they called? Air 1 What did you say worm 1 The spelling does not say Babe Love whatever those fuck juices are I'm going to have some

and not going to be able to afford my flight home yeah that is what happened to us last time how much did we spend it air one that day Charles because I was sick and we went I've got my period it wasn't good I needed the probiotics movie it was $200 USD

no it fucking was not no but I ordered heaps of shit you did order a lot of food yeah yeah well should we get a snack yeah great I'll get the ribs and the burrito And then Charles said, should we get, should we just do it a little bit? Because then we can go get dinner later.

And then we never got to go to fatty boy. What was that? What was that? Little fatty. There was a fatty boy at home. Yeah. I got little fatties for dinner. Did you get little fatties?

Yeah, by himself because we already ate too much without $200 fucking snack. I watched S&L on the couch. Oh, I went to sleep. We did too. And I snored hell bad. You were like, in the morning you were like, you obviously really slept hard. And I was like, yeah, I did. And you were like, I heard.

You were snort. Yeah. Yeah. It was cute, though. Nah, it was cute, little snores. But you know when everyone thinks, like, that, like, while they're asleep, they must, like, look so serene and a little snore might be like, mine are, like, a fucking freight train.

When Mabel and Dad are sleeping together and she does little snores, that is so cute. I would happily not sleep a wink if I could just hear that little purr all night because I'm like, that is so cute. Um, Torbz has said a few times that if he, because he often comes to bed after Pippa and I, we'll hop into bed and then he'll come later. Um, and then, and he said though that he comes into bed and it's like, Pippa is like, and then I'm like, there's like a symphony and he's like, he's like, so it's like, shh,

like the, like as he hops into bed. Stunning. All right. All right. We'll be back on Monday. Love you, Vancouver. It might be Sunday. Don't really know.

Love you. Canada. Highly Noah. Love you. Thanks for having us. Love you. I live in the kids pool now. Bye.