Toni and Ryan - Toni Calls The Cops

Episode Date: November 29, 2023

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. We're placing our bets as we're about to call Denmark. I'm saying we're calling Naya. I think it's Naya. It's N-A-J-A. And what did you say, Cam? Naja. Cam reckons Naja. Like a menage a trois. What's that mean? Okay. I don't speak Spanish.

Next. Let's call... Naya. Naya. Yep. Okay. That's the dial Naya. Naya. Yep. Okay, that's the dial time for Europe, everyone. Hi. Hello.

This is Tony and Ryan. Who are we speaking with today? Naya. Naya. Oh, Ryan and I were right about the presentation. Yeah, did Ryan get it right? We both did, actually, Naya. Why did you question me? Everyone just assumes Tony will get it right.

Why did you question me? But will you approve will get it right. Why did you question me? But will you approve today's episode? That is true. That is true. I absolutely will. Yeah, legend. Thank you. Hi, this is Naya from Denmark, and I'm glad to be on your podcast.

All right, coming up today, a throwback episode. We'll be back in studio on Monday, live from Melbourne, Australia. You're welcome. But being Thursday, we're doing Normal or Nah, and I actually get a lot of DMs about this. Yeah, still. Yawn fingering. Sounds sexy, but it ain't. No, it's not.

It doesn't even sound sexy. It's just the worst thing. And I think it tells you a lot about a person. If someone's willing to do that, what's the limit? What else would they be willing to do? Well, I'm not going to find out because I'm not sticking around. No, that's a great point. See you later, sweetheart.

All right. Chat to you soon. Let's do normal or nah. Tapa Liz says it's time to get real. Oh, no. Liz, what's happened? Hanging in the pool is normal, but we all supposedly have to pretend like it's a nah. We all do it.

We all do it. We all do it. We all do it. Normal, normal, normal. Tens across the pool. Stop lying to yourself. That's the thing. It's one of those things where people go like, that's disgusting. I'm like, bro, you literally just do it. We all do it. Normal, normal, normal. Tens across the pool. Stop lying to yourself. That's the thing. It's one of those things where people go like, that's disgusting.

I'm like, bro, you literally just did it. We were in the pool together the other day and producer Cam said, I need to do a wee and I said, just do it. In the hotel? There were kids in the, yeah, okay. No, there wasn't. I'm doing the same thing. There wasn't kids in there.

I'm sitting here pretending like I didn't piss in that same pool. Yeah, we all did it. Yep. I think there's a lot of things that like the royal way, like everyone. Don't say royal way when you're talking about that. Yeah, sorry. That like everybody does and they go, oh, how could you? Yeah.

But then you know that everyone's doing it. It's the same as like every time i've mentioned before on this podcast right or in a video that um i hadn't washed my sheets in ages and everyone's like that's disgusting i'm like as if you've never let it go a bit long yeah or as if you've never like let your towels maybe go a bit long or yeah picking your nose in the car or whatever you know like there's so much stuff that everybody does it they They go, oh, yeah, I never do that, but they're doing it. To be fair, I can agree with that. We've let the sheets go a bit too long.

Yeah. Maybe it copped an extra couple of days or an extra week than it should have. You did go, oh, you know, six months here or there. Yeah. That's a bit of a. Well, I just don't think that I'm the only person that's ever done that. No, that's true. And you've just done the exact thing that people do.

And I bet you there's been a time in your life where your sheets have been the same for quite an extended period of time. When we're talking about things, it means in the last five years. It doesn't mean when you were 19 and in college because that's immaterial. Doesn't it? Immaterial. No, there's no statute of limitations of being disgusting. That's funny.

That is quite funny. I'll take that. High five. If you came and stayed the night, Tony, like you and Torbs came in for dinner, had a few beers, like, oh, stay in the spare room, blah, blah, blah. And then in the morning I was like, oh. I haven't been invited, but just hypothetically, yeah. Fucking take that back.

You were invited. Hypothetically, hypothetically. You were invited. Hypothetically. You were invited for New Year's. I said stay the night. But then, obviously, there was dogs and babies and it got a bit tricky. But you don't, but, like, you were invited.

I haven't been in one since. If in the morning, I think this is quite a nice thing. We've got a few, like, spare toothbrushes. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you've got to, I think. And I think, and even some, like, feminine sanitary products are in this. Sure. Like, because Bridget was like, oh, like, if you're –

No, it's one of those things where you'd never think about and then when you're saying it sometimes you go, oh, my God, like – Yeah. And so, especially over summer with, like, the pool and because, like, it was just so exciting to have a pool. So, we had people coming over all the time. Yeah. And we had, like, the guest bathrooms.

So, Bridget was like, well, let's just make it really comfy so people can feel like – I love that. If they want to have a shower and a breakfast. Yeah. Okay we have like the guest bathroom. So let's just make it really comfy so people can feel like they want to have a shower. Yeah. Okay. So we can all agree that's great, right? Janine asks, normal or nah, having a singular community toothbrush for guests. So she goes, oh, wouldn't it be nice if there's a spare toothbrush for guests to use? And I go, I agree.

And then it's just like, here's the one sitting in the cup that's just like for guests. I don't want to use the same toothbrush that Aunty Nora used two weeks ago. What if Torbs and I were coming to stay at Janine's? Yeah. Are we both using the same? Yeah, it's the guest one. Oh, hereine's. Yeah. Are we both using the same? Am I going, oh, here you go? Yeah. Okay.

I guess the only thing that I do understand is that, like, someone using a toothbrush once is, like, quite wasteful. But I would just be like, use that and take it with you. Yeah, or any other option. Like, take that home, because, like, so I always have, I like a dispose not a disposable

like a um fucking analog toothbrush what is that called a toothbrush yeah analog so not your electric one not my so my electric one like lives at home yeah but because i travel a lot and i also like whenever i go to the gym i take like my because so my toilet bag is always packed because I have to move around so much and in my toilet bag I have like makeup remover face cleanser all my skincare stuff a spare toothbrush and that kind of thing so I like whenever I go to a hotel and if I don't have a toothbrush or I stay at someone's house I like always have a toothbrush with me yeah so I feel like if I was using a toothbrush somewhere, I always bring it, like, pop it in my bag so that I've always got a spare. Oh, so you wouldn't need the spare toothbrush in my place anyway.

But so, like, if somebody had a toothbrush there, you'd hope that they would take it, not use it and then leave it behind. Put it back in the thing. Yeah, it's fucked. It's fucking gross. It's fucking gross. Yeah. Agree.

Have you ever... Fuck, I regret it. And I can't undo this now. Have you ever in a pinch, in a pinch, shared a toothbrush with your wife, Bridget? Never. And not because I'm a liar, but because I would just much rather not brush my teeth.

But if you had to choose, in a pinch, if you had to choose, you know what I mean? Like that's the choice I would make. Okay. I don't know if that's the right choice. I don't know if there is a right choice in this option. Yeah, they're both wrong. In this situation. Yeah.

But that would be my. Okay. Yeah. Good. And I'm not proud of it, but that is the truth. Good. What would you, have you? Yeah, you have.

In a pinch. In a pinch. Torbs and I have at one stage shared a toothbrush. Like we were away somewhere and only one of us had one. I thought you were going to say which stage. Oh, when we lived in Bunbury. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Sorry, at one event maybe or something.

Okay. Like that we were away and only had one. And I was like, oh, do you mind if I just use yours or he used mine or something? Yeah. We have done that. I think that's okay. I'm not going to judge you because here's my thoughts on a lot of things. Again, not correct, but just my thoughts.

Yep. The less you think about it, the more it's fine. You know, I'm like- If you go into detail and fucking watch a YouTube video about shit, and you know how people used to send us the link to that, the toilet seat thing and the science shit. If you don't think about it, it's okay. Before I saw that video, I cared a lot less.

Yeah. So just don't think about it and just brush your teeth and move on with your day. Yeah, no, I get you. Sue Jones. Hi, Sue Jones. This is quite funny. Sue Jones, normal or nah, adding items to your grocery list brush your teeth and move on with your day and i'll get you sue jones hi sue jones he's got funny sue jones normal or not adding items to your grocery grocery list as you put them in the cart in the supermarket i just love the satisfaction of then crossing them off the list oh yeah i do

that too 100 normal oh i need that oh well now write it down yep 100 yeah no i'm all about that i write my shopping list in order of the direction I walk around the shopping centre, the, like, shop. So, at my local Coles, I get to a certain part of, like, the vegetable section first. So, that is the first thing on the top left of my list. That's very clever. Instead of going back and forth, there's a gap, and you end up going back to the fruit place three times.

And then, like, there's, like, the meat section or the fresh pasta or the eggs or whatever. And like, that's the order that it's in my list. That's genius shit. Thank you. Can you do that within the app? I mean,

you can do anything in the app, can't you? But like, imagine saying in the app, here's what I want. And then there's a button like, can you order this in the logical walking way?

Oh, yeah. So that you can be in the store with the app and just go through. That's a great idea. But if you're already in the app, aren't you just hit an order and do it online and they bring it to your house. Oh, yeah. So that you can be in the store with the app and just go through. That's a great idea. That's a great idea. But if you're already in the app, aren't you just hit an order and do it online and they bring it to your house? Yeah, probably.

You know what I mean? Hey, Westy. Hey, Westy. And that's not me saying hi. That's- Hey, Westy. That's the name. Oh, Westy.

No. No, like, hey. Hey, Westy. First name, Westy. What? First name, hey. Hey. Surname, Westy. Westy. Hey, Westy. Hey, hey, Westy. Surname, Westy.

Westy. Hey, Westy. Hey, hey, Westy. Hi, hi, Westy. No. Hello, hey, Westy. Did you say hey, hi, Westy? Can you say hi to hey, Westy, who plays the hi-hat?

Hey, hi, Westy. Fuck. Hi, hey, Westy. You used to play that hi-hat. Oh, how tall are you? Very high. Fuck. That's really hard.

Anyway. What do cows eat? Hay, grass. Grass. Grass? They don't eat hay, do they? Don't they? I thought they did.

Grass. Horses eat hay. Hey, Westy says, normal or nah? Hey, Westy. When someone yawns, you stick your finger in their mouth and fully stuff up their yawn. Fuck off. Fuck you.

Fuck off. Everyone I know hates it, but I think it's the funniest thing ever. Nothing drives me fucking madder than when someone fingers my yawn. Ryan hates that. Because. You hate that. Laura, this person I knew, used to do it to me. Ryan hates that. Because. You hate that. Laura, this person I knew, used to do it to me.

I'm fucking hurting it. So you were fingering her and she was, sorry. Sorry. Were you though? We lived together for a while. Is this the girl that you broke up with via Facebook Messenger? It is, eh? It's not important to this story.

That part is not important to the story. It's not wrong. So you were fingering her. No, don't do that. She was fingering your yawn and then you broke up with her on Facebook. To be fair, if anyone deserves to be dumped on Facebook Messenger, it's a yawn fingerer. It's someone that fingers a yawn. Yeah, I actually totally agree with that.

Thank you very much. You've never said something that's rung more true. Yeah. If Laura watches this, she's actually lovely. I hope you're doing well. Maybe text her on Facebook. Just check in. No, because it's the last thing I need.

Eight years ago. Hey. No, I couldn't. If I saw that, I would vomit. I think I've – I don't even fucking care about Hay West anymore. I think I've taken it – oh, no, I do. I've taken it too far because now I'm doing it to my poor dog. And now every time she sits near me and goes to yawn,

she side eyes me to see if I'm looking. And if I am, she quietly closes her mouth and doesn't yawn. Oh, you're a. Monster. Fucking parasite. That is awful. Fucking parasite. That's awful.

You sound like a grandpa yelling at the local football You little parasite You parasite That is the worst When people do that to you Because when you yawn you need the satisfaction Right? It's that your body needs the oxygen

Yep Are you trying to strangle someone to death? May as well drown drown in a bathtub yeah sorry if you want to kill me just fucking shoot me in between the eyes don't know why i said that sorry um finally gloria gloria normal or not You know how I'm into Macklemore at the moment? Yeah. I feel Gloria, Gloria, got a chance to start again. Yep.

Gloria says. I was born for this, born for this So I am not gonna fuck up I made it through the darkest part of the night And now I see the sunrise Now I feel Gloria, Gloria I feel Gloria, Gloria Gloria says no more now Wait, Niall, that Gloria says normal or nah We nailed that

I'm sorry but we nailed that I was trying to keep a straight face I fucking sucked at it Gloria says normal or nah Feeling stressed and anxious When you go to the toilet in a restaurant And the person before you Who used the bathroom

Left a huge skid mark Or fecal stain And you don't want the person using the toilet after you thinking it was you so then you have to clean up someone else's shit to avoid the embarrassment gloria says do you clean it yourself or do you just ignore it and hope the next person won't catch you coming out of the toilet and blame you for the mess i think that's normal the conundrum is normal i always clean it because I know that the person that comes in after me is going to be like whoa she yeah it's fuck day um but here's the thing

was it the person before you or did they face the same conundrum and decide to not give a shit no pun intended that's a good point I have to get back to you. That's really interesting. I've never thought of it. I just always assume it's the person before me, so I assume that the person after me is going to assume it was me. Do you just ignore it, hoping the next person won't catch you, or can you just live with the fact that the person sees you, thinks you did the nasty poo, and you just have to live with that? No, I can't.

No. Because I feel Gloria, Gloria, got a chance to say it. Nej, jeg kan ikke. Nej. For jeg føler gloria, gloria. Jeg har en mulighed for at slå dig. Vildt. Hej, det er Naja fra Danmark, og du lytter til Tony & Ryan. It's really good quality. It's really good quality What the fuck was that? What the fuck was that? Oh, sometimes you don't do your blog

What the fuck was that? It was the theme from The Bill, the British TV drama. Yeah, okay. I think that my blog is fine, actually. Go on, tell your story. I would like you to apologise for saying that I phoned the blog in after that. No, I'm getting prepared for your story where you go to jail. Oh, no, that's fine.

But that was fucking shocking. I need you to apologise for being a jerk about my blog. I apologise for being a jerk about the blog. Thank you. It's not better. It's not better. So what happened? Turn that off, please.

I demand the floor. Turn it off. All right. Running is very dangerous and I would never suggest anyone do it. No. Hard recommend to not run. So, I was taking my dog Pippa for a walk. Yep.

And she's just a little French bulldog. Yeah. She's got little legs. She's got really little tiny legs. And at the moment in Melbourne, it's like raining a lot and there's lots of puddles and stuff. Yep. So, you actually kind of have to be very strategic about kind of like where you walk and how you go. So, you really got to like pay attention.

And pick your time. Dare I say, do you need to keep an eye on the radar? You do need to keep an eye on the radar. And so- Is Torbz relishing his responsibility? Well, so, he was still asleep in bed. So, that's a no. So, this particular day.

Okay, yep. And I was like, oh, I'll check. Because you know on like the weather app on your iPhone and it says like hour per hour what's kind of going on. Your chance of rain and yeah. Right. Yep. Anyway, so I checked that and it said it wasn't going to rain for like another two hours. And I was like, oh, awesome.

I'll put my joggers on and we'll go. It's pretty cold at the moment as well. So, I had like T-shirt and shorts. And then I grabbed the bum bag. So, we've got, like, a walking Pippa bag. Right. And it's just, like, this bum bag. And it's got a little bottle of water, a stainless steel bowl in case she wants a drink. Yep.

And we find a tap water. Well, it's better than every single time trying to find all the shit. Yeah. Just keeping it in a bag. Yeah, yeah. So, literally, it's in just, like, this Puma bum bag that, like, sits by the door. And so, whenever either of us are taking her for a walk, it's got poo bags in it. It's got treats in it.

It's got a squeaky toy. It's got a ball. Like, it's got everything. Yeah. It's full to the brim. I'm sitting here going, how are you fitting all that stuff in? Yeah. So, it's full to the brim of all this stuff that you could ever need when you're taking

people for a walk. Yeah. And then, at the front, it's full to the brim of all this stuff that you could ever need when you're taking people for a walk. Yeah. And then at the front, it's got like another zip and that's like enough, just enough room for like your keys and your phone. Right. Anyway, I pop that on and then I was like, oh, it's actually pretty cold. So, I put my puffer jacket on, on top of like- Everything.

So, I have shorts, t-shirt, bum bag, then my puffer jacket. Jacket over the top of the bum bag. Yeah, because- But how will people know you're a drug dealer? Because like, you know when you wear a puffer jacket? Yeah. And they're huge. Yeah.

And like, if you put a bag on top of a puffer jacket- Oh, no. It's like three Ks from you. No. Yeah. You need to get close by. Right? You can't reach anything.

Yeah, no, I agree with that. Yeah, so I put it on the bottom. Anyway, so I had all of her stuff. We start walking. Fucking shocker. It starts to to rain the radar's wrong well this was the apple maps weather but that's what i use all the time oh sorry not apple maps weather like apple phone weather like you know just like the normal weather app yeah like that one with the cloud yeah that's usually trusty yeah well it's normally pretty good and it has like the hourly forecast that's what i checked. Yeah, well, it's normally pretty good. And it has, like, the hourly forecast. That's what I checked.

And it was like, no. No lie to you. Anyway, so it started fucking raining. And all of a sudden, I'm like, okay, it's pissing down. I have to get Pippa off the ground. So, I, like, hoiked Pippa. So, you can run faster? Well, because I knew that she was just going to get soaking wet.

Oh, of course. Yep. So, I, like, hoiked her up, like, under the tummy. Yeah. And started, like, running towards home. So, at this stage, knowing that the police get involved, it sounds like, it looks like you've stolen a dog. Yeah, it does. Because you've got a gangster big hoodie on.

Yeah. You've picked up a designer dog. Yeah, I'm wearing a bum bag. You're wearing a bum bag. So, I've sold I've stolen a dog. I've sold some drugs and now I'm like off to, you know. And now you're at large on the run. It's like prison break. Right. It's exactly like prison break. Except I wasn't trying to get into jail. Okay. Which is what they were doing. Well, we don't know how the story ends yet, do we?

Well, yeah. Fair enough enough um anyway so i start running and all of a sudden there's like this and i'm like what's that it's fucking pissing with rain i'm trying to hold the dog i'm trying to get home and i'm like what the fuck's going on i thought that may be one of the houses i was near either they're like security thing or like there's heaps of apartments around me. I was like, maybe it's, like, a fire alarm or something. Yeah. I'm, like, fucking freaking out. And then I realised that this is coming from my bag.

What? There's a fire alarm in your bag? From the bum bag. So, like, do you know the safety feature on an iPhone where, like, if you press the side button heaps of times, it calls the police? Really? Yeah, it calls, like, triple zero. So, like, it's actually a really good feature because if you were on the tram

or, like, being attacked or whatever, literally all you need to do is, like, quickly, like, I think you press it eight times or something. Eight, Jesus. Well, don't do it because it does the thing. And you have to have it set up. So, yours probably isn't set up on your thing. Fine. But, anyways, it's like whoop, whoop, whoop to try and like count down.

Yeah. So, that if you were being attacked, like there's like a warning, like that would scare people. Like if you were being robbed or something, that would obviously. What's up when the lights flash on? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would like deter people and they would get scared and they'd run off, whatever. And how long did it take you to, like you said, you figured out it was you, but was there a moment where you're like, who else is that?

So, it counts down like eight whoops. And on the fifth whoop, I realized that it was my phone. That's a lot of whoops. And I've got Pippa under my arm. Yeah. And I'm trying to unzip my jacket it's on the inside because my bag's like on the inside of my thing and then it's inside a zip inside the bum bag because i didn't have my phone in my hand or anything and then i realized

like so obviously me like the really full bum bag my keys my phone and everything obviously as soon as i started to run the like bouncing of the bag like hit the button that's tapping it away yeah and it's like tapped the thing to like alert it to be like yep we need to fucking call the cops here anyway i'm like one second away from it actually connecting i like ripped my phone out of my bag and then um it connected and i like because i was already trying to hang up and, like, cancel it. Yeah. And I very quickly hung up.

And all the time. Because you know pranking triple zero is a crime, right? It's an actual crime. Yes. It's wasting precious police resources. No, I do know that. There are people who need immediate help and they're being. I know.

I know. I know. And that's why I was so angry because I was like, oh, my God, I didn't know. Obviously, I wasn't playing silly buggers or anything. Like, I genuinely didn't know that I know. And that's why I was so angry because I was like, oh, my God, I didn't know. Obviously, I wasn't playing silly buggers or anything. Like, I genuinely didn't know that, like. Well, does that hold up in court, though? Well, probably not. Did you need to give a statement?

So, as soon as I hit deactivated, they'd kind of, like, started to answer. And I hit, like, close, close, close. And then I was like, oh, my God, should I call them back? And be like, oh, my God, sorry, like the iPhone thing or whatever. Because I didn't know if they were going to try and call me back. Because what if I actually needed them and I got, like, disconnected? If someone called triple zero and it got cut out, I would hope they call back.

Well, yeah, because you'd be like, oh, my God. Are they in trouble? Has someone gotten them? They had a heart attack? Has their phone died? Are they, you know, they're in trouble and they can't get through or whatever. So, after prank calling triple zero. Don't say I pranked them because I didn't. So, after Shemank calling triple zero, your first reaction was to prank call them again. No, I was like, fuck, should I call? And then I was like, well, there's no way I'll get the same operator. Because there's like hundreds of people working

in the hive at the time. Yeah, I hope so. Not just like one old mate. Yeah. She's like, hello? Oh, I don't know who you're called. Do you need something? Yeah. Do you just ring?

Yeah. Sorry, mate. Me bloody bum bag's full. You missed your number. Oh, I couldn't read about it. Anyway, so I'm like going through all of these things in my mind, my phone's in my hand like this. Yeah.

And then it starts whooping again. Why's it whooping again? Are you still pressing the button? It goes, alerting your emergency contacts in three, two, one. Holy fuck. So, I also have emergency contacts. Oh, hang on. Fake news.

This isn't true because I didn't receive a call. I hit it off before it could do it. Oh. Okay. Because my phone didn't ring. So, that's why. Yeah. My phone didn't ring.

So, it goes like, alerting emergency contacts in three, two, okay. Because my phone didn't ring. So, that's why. Yeah. My phone didn't ring. So, it goes like alerting emergency contacts in 321. And I was like, well, don't fucking, can you imagine if you got that text? And it's like, Tony Lodge has just called fucking emergency services. So, it's obviously set up that as soon as you finish your call with emergency services, it like hits all your emergency contacts and says like, Tony's just been in contact with the police or the fire or whatever. She's decided you should know. So, when I get that call or that text and it says, G'day Ryan, as a trusted advisor in emergency contact, Tony is just called triple zero.

Yep. What would you expect me to do in that situation? Call me straight away. But if you're calling triple zero, then you'll be like, oh, sorry, mate. Just let me call you right back. Yeah. So it's like, obviously, when I disconnected the... Because it connected the phone.

Fuck. So obviously, then when you hang up from... I'll wait. Well, this is actually the theme from the 1988 version. Great. So, then you're cancelling before the emergency calls kick in. Who are your other emergency contacts? So, I have Torbs, obviously, my partner.

My brother and sister, Jamie and Libby. Like, so... Okay. Is there any further away in Australia you could get? Yeah. And then Jane, my BFF Jane, who's in Melbourne. She's my only emergency contact in Melbourne aside from Torbs. And me.

Because we spend so much time together, you would assume that if there was an emergency- Is there an order? Torbs would be with me in the emergency. In the emergency. So, he probably couldn't help. So, what's the order of us four? Us four. Brother, sister, Jane and I.

No, Torbs. Torbs. But like you said, he's kind of a given. Well, there's four. There's four. I'm just looking it up for you. How do you even set that up? I just like go through and do all these things when I get a new phone. Because that's like a real tiny thing to do.

So, show health data. Is that right? Hang on. Sorry. Live fucking brainstorm. It's like. You've got too many. They don't fit it. So, you know when you like try and get into someone's phone and you like can't get into someone's phone and it says, like, show medical ID, it's all in there. Oh, okay. Anyway, so it goes Torbs, Jamie, Libby, and then Jane on my emergency contacts. You're on my favourites. I can't.

That's so disrespectful. Is it? Yeah. No, look, you're on my favourites. You read out my favourites. Alex, Jamie, Alex, Jace, Cam, Jane, Ryan. Okay. You're right at the top there. Yeah. And you said Alex and Alex and that's Torbs and Jack. Just so no one's like, who the fuck is that?

Who in an emergency would be better value, me or Jane? Better value? Like what you would need in an emergency situation. You just say a lot of stuff and then you don't do it. So I feel like, can you imagine if I called you and I was like, oh, my God, something terrible has happened. You'd be like, oh, my God, I'm on my way. And then half an hour later I call you and you go,

oh, I didn't want to do that anymore. How fucking rude. You do do that, though. In an emergency. You get all hyped up about stuff. In an emergency. You get all hyped up about stuff and then you go, well, actually, maybe not. So, I feel like imagine if I was like, oh, my God, my house is on fire.

And then I was like, yeah, you coming? You're like, oh, I'm actually really tired or something. You know, imagine. In an emergency. That's what I'm saying. Wouldn't that be awful? Okay. But so, I'm not saying that it's like a good idea to do that.

And I feel so bad that it happened. So, you didn't call them back, though? I didn't call them back. Thank God for that. And I feel like if they thought that I was actually pranking them, they can find you. You know, like it's not as if- Find or fine or both?

Both. I reckon you'll get a call or a ticket. So, I got a- I actually got a notification after and I swiped it away before I could take a screenshot and it was like, we see that you contacted emergency services at blah time from the blah location. And does it say, like, are you all good now?

No, it was just kind of like we can see that you accessed it. But I don't really know. What are you supposed to do in that situation? I obviously didn't do it on purpose. It's like an emergency. It's like a safety precaution on the phone. Do you reckon they'd get a lot of people doing that? Surely.

Like, it would happen a lot. And surely if you caught and you went, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Like, maybe the right thing wasn't to hang up. Yeah. Like, maybe I actually should have stayed on the line. But this is what they would have heard. It's raining. Yeah, I would have been like, oh, my God, sorry, my phone was in my bum bag.

They would have been like, so you're a drug dealer? Okay, we'll send the police immediately. Yeah, we're on our way. Woo! Thanks for listening. Sorry that I still sound like this, but we'll be back fun, fresh on Monday. We're flying through there right now, guys. Look up, it's us.

It's the murder of Blaine Hodgson and Ryan Blaine back to Australia. We'll chat to you on Monday, live from the studio. We've got another throwback episode. It is not live. That is not how podcasts work. You sound like Carrie from Sex and the City. Recorded live at the time of recording live. Oh, someone's just called in live.

Love you. Bye. Bye.