Toni and Ryan - Toni Can't Say Tits

Episode Date: June 19, 2024

Normal or nah and a few of our WINNERS (and losers #sorry) for our mOOOOVVVVVIIIEEEEE marathon!!! Love ya xooxxCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. We are calling Sarah Jane, who's in Rutherford, which I think is like... Rutherford Falls. Isn't that a TV show or something? Anyway. Is it? No, I'm like, this is a brainstorm. It's our conversation. I think it's like something... The start of the Hunter Valley. I don't know.

Hello? Sarah Jane, hello. Hello. I'm so excited. You're early. Are we? Oh, that sounds like us. Yep, I'm always on time and very diligent and never late.

Sorry, I just need to close the loose end. We were just talking about how you're from Rutherford, SJ. Yes. Her name's Sarah Jane. And I, SJ? I don't like Sarah Jane. SJ's fine. So how about you get off your high horse and then shove it up your fucking asshole?

No, it is up my asshole. SJ, we were just talking about how you're from Rutherford, and I said, Rutherford Falls, isn't that a TV show? It is a TV show. It's got Ed Helms in it. It's a Peacock original. Yeah, Rutherford Falls. It was awful a TV show? It is a TV show. It's got Ed Helms in it. It's a Peacock original. Yeah, Rutherford Falls. It was awful.

We watched it. Is it based on your town or where exactly are you? That's an American one. I don't think that's where SJ is. It's like Maitland, like Newcastle. Yeah. I know where Newcastle is. Well, I've heard of it.

I said the Hunter Valley. It's two hours from Sydney. I said the Hunter Valley. Yeah, I'll be the Hunter Valley. Yeah. Isn't the Hunter Valley in Victoria? No, you're thinking of it. I said the Hunter Valley. It's two hours from Sydney. I said the Hunter Valley. Yeah, I'll be the Hunter Valley, yeah. Isn't the Hunter Valley in Victoria? No, you're thinking of Jumanji. No.

You're thinking of the Yarra Valley. Yarra Valley. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we're about like 45 minutes from like the Hunter Valley where all the wineries are and stuff like that. So it's good in the like that. So, yeah. SJ, will you approve today's podcast? I will totally approve this podcast.

Excellent. Thank you. Hi, it's SJ from Rutherford and I approve this podcast. I need to start today's episode on a negative note. Oh, that's okay. I'm here for all of it, the good, the bad and the ugly. Apparently, Tony dropped a C-bomb in the last week, a bit of a Carla Conti, and one of them made it through the edit. Have you seen the brouhaha in the comments?

I got a few messages about it. People clutching their pearls, couldn't believe that it got through. So, I mean, how many do we regularly beep? I'm not in the beeping department. Well, neither am I. I don't do, this is not me. How many, would there be one or two an ep on average maybe? Not every episode, definitely not.

There's some episodes it goes wild, so yeah, on average. Yeah, on average. So there's 10 in a minute on one day and then that covers us for the next fortnight. Yeah. So. It depends on how loose we are. Yeah.

So Adam messaged through and said, Akala Conti snuck through. Don't you hate that? But then said, is it just me or did anyone else hear it? And other people were like, I came rushing to the Facebook group to see if it was just me because my ears popped. People thought they were being gaslit. Yeah.

And anyway, so Sarah Sim has written. That's a fake name. If ever I've heard one. Yeah. I was like, whoa, guys, come on. I've got toddlers in the car. And then I remembered what the rest of the podcast is like. Hashtag parent of the year.

Thank you, Sarah, for acknowledging your, as soon as you said it, I'm glad that you realised. Yeah, you're like, oh, that's, yeah, heaven's a bit of C-bomb sneaks through. But then the other shit. Because the sentence before that was probably, yes, I was getting fucked in the ass and the cum was everywhere. Oh, but, oh, no. Don't beep that.

Let's do normal or nah. Thanks for everyone who messaged through in the Facebook group or at tonyandryan.com.au. Michelle has a normal or nah. Hi, Michelle. Michelle asks, is it normal to have a backup sports team for when your team isn't doing that well? Nah.

Nah. Normal or nah? Nah. I'm a Hawks girl through and through yep how are we doing this year we're doing fucking well we're on a hot streak we are on a hot streak um i go for the west coast eagle says michelle oh not a hot streak not a hot it's been a rough few years so i'm thinking about having like just a backup team until the eagles start doing well again and i think i agree with tony fuck you when you've. You've got to back it in.

Because when your team does well, it's like you've earned it. Yes. You were in the trenches when it was shit. Yes. And now you've earned this moment. Yeah. I do, as a Western Australian-er. Yeah.

West Aussie, whatever we are called. Western Australian-ers is what they're called. I have not lived in Perth for that long that I don't even know what it's called anymore. Oh, don't say that out loud, mate. Sorry. They'll come for you. They will actually.

They'll treat you like one of those other people. Yeah, all the 19-year-olds moving from Perth to Melbourne will come and get me if they can find me before the six months before they have to move home. That's how Tony judges Western Australians, by the way. Yeah, I couldn't make it on the mainland. Off you go. Fuck.

That's how Tony judges Western Australians, by the way. Yeah, I couldn't make it on the mainland. Off you go. Yeah. Anyway, it is very common for West Aussies, I feel, to go like for the Eagles or the Dockers and then kind of intersperse either one. Oh, no. Yeah, it is.

Yeah. What? No, for like a casual footy fan, it's like, oh, I'll go for whatever WA team is like playing. Yes. Yeah. I find that. Not like a full-on footy fan because obviously that's like a bit more.

It's the opposite. It's like if we can't win as long as the other team's losing. Yeah. Like West Coast, if Fremantle won a premiership, West Coast fans would be livid. Yeah, actually. But I'm saying like a casual footy fan I feel like would just go, oh, yeah, whatever WA team is playing. Would you do that or you just hate Western,

you're better than Western Australia now? No, I never really followed the footy, but my best friend Aiton, her family's a Dockers family. So when you go around, you get on the bandwagon. Yeah, so I used to go to the footy with them and so I would go and like someone would give me a scarf and I'd fucking get amongst it. But now I'm a Hawks girl through and through. Yes, you wouldn't go back.

The family club. You wouldn't go back. The family club, doing well. Kelly, how's it normal or nah? Hi, Kelly. Kelly asks, does anyone else turn food upside down so the food is hitting directly on your taste buds? I've been doing it since I was a child.

My husband teases me about it relentlessly and thinks it's so weird. I've never really thought about it. To me, it's just so normal and makes sense because you want the full flavour. So imagine your taste buds are on your tongue and you have a pizza and one side is a boring old base. Pizza is the exact example that came into my mind. And the other side is all the deliciousness and she goes, sometimes with a pizza though if you did that all the stuff would fall off yeah well your place is using the wrong cheese but you know when it like

slides off and you kind of go oh i've lost it yeah i think but when you start chewing that's like what the good sensation is because everything's like mixing together. Yeah, maybe she's just like raw dogging it, like tasting it and just like an oyster. And also your twist. Sorry. You said oyster at the same time. The oysters on my taste buds.

Your taste buds. I feel like your taste buds, though, are all in your mouth. It's not just the top of your tongue. Now, she sent an example. Yeah, you're right. She sent an example through and there's some queries. And now that you've mentioned it, because at first I was like, well, that does make sense.

But, of course, you chew it and it fucking spins. That's what mixes it up. You're like a human cement mixer. And I've always said that. Garlic bread, for example. Now, the thing with garlic bread is when you slice it, both sides are the good side. Both are garlicky.

A pizza shape. Both sides. It's just the flavour you can see. Iced doughnuts, Vegemite toast. Toast makes sense, but again, you fucking eat it. I just, no. I think that like. It's too risky, Callie.

Like you said, all that shit could fall off. All that could fall off. For the sake of what? And once you start chewing, you get all of the good shit anyway. What about something like a lasagna? Because it's meat on the bottom and like cheese on the top. Both are good. How do you then decide which one you want first?

That would just stress me out. Just go bottom first. Wait. Yeah. Right side up. Yeah. First. That would just stress me out. Just go bottom first. Wait. Yeah. Right side up. Yeah, because especially lasagna, you've got fucking 87 layers of deliciousness. Yeah.

But all are good. But in Kelly's mind, only the bottom is tasted. No. No. All is tasted. Yeah. Well, it should be. Yeah, that's why I'm like maybe she's just like.

The food's the right. Yeah, just suck it. And twist them like an oyster.. Twist them like an oyster. Just twist them like an oyster. Emma has a normal or nah. Walking outside with a normal mug full of coffee. Not a takeaway cup, not a keep cup, but this bloke who lives down the road has his walking shoes

and track suit on, goes for his brisk morning walk, just carrying a mug of coffee. Is this normal or nah? I mean, there's nothing wrong with it, but the more I think about it, the more I go, what is this bloke doing? It's a bit upsetting. It's also often like a normal mug is hot to hold. Yeah.

Like, whereas if you had like a keep cup or something, you can hold the whole thing. So it feels a bit safer if you're on the move. So I end up out the front of our house a bit because Mabel will like to wander up the drive or BJ will go have a sniff. Yeah. And I'll, like a classic suburban dad, just have my coffee and walk out the front and go, hey, come on back here, bud.

Yeah. And you're in your trackies and you're, yeah. But I don't go, I'm going to go do a lap of the block. And I've got my coffee in a mug. Yeah. Have you ever been to like a cafe and people go in and go, oh, I'll get a flat white and a cappuccino and they've got like mugs from their house?

No. Oh, a cafe. Not a keep cup. No. Not like a. Like a ceramic mug. At a cafe. What?

At a cafe. What? At a cafe. Too hot. At a cafe near where I used a cafe. What? At a cafe. Too hot. At a cafe near where I used to live. People used to do that. Name them. You don't live there anymore.

In Richmond. It was the one actually downstairs from our old studio. There was this guy and I'd see him fairly regularly and he would like look like he just rolled out of bed and obviously just like grabbed to and he was probably like, I'm not going to get a takeaway cup every time. Yeah. Not that good for the environment or whatever.

And it just like really gave me the ick because he's walking in with like two ceramic mugs. And you know how the mugs at your house never fucking match? No. They're like one from a company picnic you went to 18 years ago and the other one's like the West Australian Football Club, not the right one or the wrong one, just one of them. Which one was it, honey? Sorry, fuck me. You know, and it's like random shit and it's like world's best boss

or like my dad rules and shit like that. And he just rocks down to the cafe and goes, flat white cappuccino. Yeah. And then they have to go, oh, the flat white's in the docker's mug and the cappuccino's in the fucking bed. Or are they charging you extra for the mug-a-chino? That's what I want to know. Like a corkage.

Like when you bring your own mug. Muggage. And it's 50 cents for the muggage. That sounds so English. Oh, I've got a big muggage. Hey, it's SJ from Rutherford and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. You can check out all of the information in our show notes,

a little description of every episode. Carly Whitaker. Sorry. My eyes just stopped fucking working for a second. Take my glasses on and off. Restart like a phone. Mickey, good on you, Mickey. Thanks, Mick.

Christine Ching, Lee Palmer and Phil, not the doctor. Okay. So it's not Dr. Phil. He's kind of out at the moment, eh? He's way out. Yeah. Yeah. Turns out he's also not a doctor.

Really? Yeah. Yep. Wow. To be fair. Surely we all knew. Like, believe it or not, Ricky Lake, not a therapist. Like, what?

Yeah. Yeah, I know. I'm so sorry. If you need a moment to think about that, we can stop and then restart. Can I tell you about this viral clip I saw from Dr. Phil? Yeah. So there's no good person in this story. Let me just be clear.

And there isn't in that shit. So this one guy, do you remember? I fucking feel bad even saying it. Remember bum fights? What? What's a bum fight? you put your bums together no that's scissoring but back uh believe it or not that would be way better than what bum fights actually is it's basically just like fuckheads at the start of the internet were like hey you two homeless people we'll give you 50 bucks each and like to fight. Oh, that's so fucked.

I've never heard of that. Yeah, it's fucked. I don't do the dark web though, if that's what it is. But basically like they need the money and they're so desperate, they're willing to. That's so fucked up. I believe a fair bit of it was actually fake, if that makes you feel better.

Well, not really. Slightly, maybe. But so anyway, this guy gets brought on to Dr. Phil and Dr. Phil's basically like, what kind of piece of shit are you? The guy who was like filming them. Filming it and it was like a bit of a YouTube thing. That's yucko. And so he goes, so let me get this straight.

You put people on screen to make fun of how badly they're doing so you can make money. And the guy, dead face goes, yeah, kind of like what you do. And I went, yeah. Yeah, like kind of. The maths was going around. Yeah. Yeah.

And I was like, like I said, there's no good guy. There's no winner in that argument. But I was like, well, when you put it that way. Yeah. You forget in the other part that he's dressed as Dr. Phil as well. Oh, yeah. But he looks nothing like him. Yeah.

Well, yeah. It's a bit of a Hall of Fame internet moment there. Anyway, so thanks to not Dr. Phil. Yeah, because just normal Phil, not Dr. Phil. Should we move on? All right, so this Saturday, history is being made. History? Is that too extreme?

Well, it's Tony Lodge history. Tony Lodge history, that's exactly right. Never in Tony Lodge's history has she attended a movie marathon. No, I wasn't allowed to when I was a kid. My mum said you couldn't do that until you were 18. Yep, and now you've just ticked over, you little young chicken. Yep, and we're doing three movies. Yeah.

It's going to be awesome. Now, the rule is that when we call you, you have to answer by saying, I want to spend the night with Tony. And you have to sound excited about it. Yeah. So if you say the wrong words or you're not enthusiastic, bad luck. You're out. Or you go the, hello.

Yeah. You're out. Should we get started? You're out. All right. Let's call Leesh Cunningham and people in the Facebook group. I feel like she's a very regular commenter. She pops up all the time.

Come on, Leesh. Hello, Leesh is speaking. Leesh! No! I thought it was the 12th. Oh, you're fucking stupid. It's today. I had it in my calendar and I got a reminder.

You're kidding me. I'm so sorry. We were really excited to meet you. Oh, no. Oh, well, anyway, I hope somebody else enjoys it as much as I would. Oh, you really tried to sound sweet, but I know there's venom in that. I'll just go cry. It's all right.

She's trying to get me. Don't fall for it, Tarkin. Sorry, yeah, I'm about to crack. All right, bye, ladies. Love you so much. Bye. Love you. Shame, shame, shame.

We're calling Corinne. I want to spend the night with Tony. Yes! You're in, Corinne. Yay. Thank you. Oh, no, thank you. Thank you for entering.

That's all right. I'm in the middle of a team leader huddle. Is everyone else there? They are. I just ran to the back of the room. Okay, put it on loudspeaker and go back in. I've got a question to ask them. Okay, hold on.

We're on speaker. Hi, everyone. Sorry for interrupting the meeting. No, we're Tony. No, only Corinne's coming. Only Corinne. Sorry, guys. How would you describe Corinne in one word?

Fantastic. Amazing. They're sucking up to you, Corinne. They all want to be your plus one. All right. We'll send you a message, Corinne. All the best with the meeting, though. Love you.

Bye. Beautiful. Thank you. Thanks. Someone else? Thanks. Oh, she wasn't talking to you. Yeah, babe, I'm actually on the phone with Corinne.

We're in a private pool right now, so if you could fucking mind your phasing, she's like, yeah, great. Like, what? Tony, can you just explain this real quick? Okay, so the next person that we're calling is Tom, but all of the details in the entry say, I've entered my husband into this competition. He's a huge fan, but we don't know if we're calling the partner or Tom.

And if Tom knows how to answer. Or if Tom knows about the thing. So I don't know if this person's partner has really stuffed them up or if we're just calling to say, hey, you didn't win something you didn't know about. Well, it's not really a loss if you didn't know you were getting it, eh? Yeah, but why would we call and say, well, you haven't won now? Hello?

Oh, no. Tom.'t won now? Hello? Oh, no. Tom. It's Tom. Hello. Oh, Tom. So your partner has entered you into a Tony and Ryan competition. It's Tony and Ryan, by the way, from the podcast. Oh, hello.

Entered you into a competition but you had to answer a special way and you didn't. I'm so sorry, Tom. No, that's okay. We love you either way. Did your partner tell you that there were requirements? No, she had no idea. No, she didn't tell me.

We've actually just had a baby yesterday, so we're just in hospital. Oh, my God. Tom, congratulations. You can't come to a movie thing in two days' time. You're busy with a baby. No, I can't come. a movie thing in two days' time. You're busy with a baby. No, I can't. No, I can't come. So even if I did answer correctly.

Oh, well, congratulations on the baby. Yeah, thank you. Sorry about the thing, though. Sorry for being a little preoccupied. Yeah, actually, you know what? I can't believe you even answered this, babe. Fuck off. Yeah, I actually can't believe that's a big detail to omit from the entry.

Yeah, a little minor detail. I looked at the private call. I'm like, do I really want to answer this? What did you have? Yeah, tell us all about it. A little boy, Noah. Oh, Noah. Oh, Noah.

All right, well, Tom, we won't see you at the movie marathon. But love you so much. Yeah, enjoy the love bubble. Love you guys. Thank you so much. Bye, Tom, we won't see you at the movie marathon. But love you so much. Yeah, enjoy the love bubble. Love you guys. Thank you so much. Bye. So shout out to Tom and Tom's partner. Yeah, congratulations to Tom and his wife.

Yeah. Beautiful new bundle baby of joy, Noah. I hardly know her. Hilarious. Shocking, but hilarious. Let's call someone else. yep all right we're calling ty i want to spend a night with tony oh my god you nailed it thank you oh my gosh i was so worried i was gonna be on the toilet

like when you guys call me. I'm actually always worried about that. Like, you know, when you're expecting a call and you're like, if I go to the toilet and that's when my picture rings. Yeah, that'd be the worst. Well, Ty. Are you on the toilet? You didn't say you were. Can you confirm or deny where are you?

No, I'm actually at work. Toilets at work? So I'm meant to be like, yeah. So, yeah, I'm meant to be doing very professional stuff. But I was like, guys, if I scream I want to spend a night with Tony, you'll know why. Oh, well, I hope that all of your co-workers respect that commitment. Yeah.

Yeah, they do. Can they see you now? Are you like in the – No, no. We don't have an open office, thank God. Thank God. Thank God. I like an open plan office.

I think it's nice. I don't. But we've got an open one open office, thank God. Thank God. Thank God. I like an open plan office. I think it's nice. I don't. But we've got an open one. Yeah, I know. Would you like your own cubicle? Is that what you're saying? You'd like to be able to do things in private? Yeah.

Okay. Well, you can get a job with Ty. Well, I can enter other podcast competitions and do that. Take personal calls. Yeah. I'm just going to spend the night with Hamish and Andy. Well, Ty, we can't wait to Hamish and Andy. We'll try. We can't wait to meet you and we'll see you there.

All right, we're calling Josh Brown. Oh, J-Dog. Yeah, a frequent commenter. That name is very familiar. Yeah, Josh Brown's everywhere. Start with Tony. Yay! Yay!

Yes! Yes! Oh, my gosh! Yes, Josh. My boyfriend has been ringing your private number all day. Beat that. Yep. Amazing.

No, leave it in. Love the tricking. That's hilarious. And I thought, oh, you're going to get me again. No, I'm still going to do it. I'm going to get this. Today's my day. So how many times have you answered the phone like that today?

Eight. Eight times. Can you give us your boyfriend's number and we'll call him and let him know what we... And fucking let him have it. Let him have it. And we'll do a three-way call so you can hear it. Yes, please.

Because he... I'm so nervous for him to meet you because I talk about you all the time. He's like, I'm going to tell them that they break up marriages because I choose you guys over him. And is he going to be your plus one? This is going to be so funny. Yeah. Hello?

Hey, is that Dan? Yes. Hey, this is Ryan from the We Don't Break Up Marriages, you fucking asshole academy. I've just got... Tony's here as well. I work here. I've just got Josh on the line. Apparently, you fucking asshole academy. I've just got... Tony's here as well. Tony's here as well. I've just got Josh on the line. Apparently, you've been making accusations about us. True or false?

Oh, no. Yeah, Dan? Dan, what do you have to say? Are you sorry that you said it or are you sorry that you got caught? Yeah, Dan? Sorry that I got caught. Yeah. You're very verbal most of the time. Yeah, Dan. Sorry that I got caught. Yeah. You're very verbal

most of the time. Yeah, pretty quiet now. Sorry. Oh, my God. I'm the bad cop. I was not going to answer the private number because I thought,

hang on a minute, I'm having a night with Tony. Oh, well, that's sweet, Dan. Oh, now he wants to hang out with us. Yeah. Yeah, now you can't

crawl with that. So, Dan. When he hears a Dan. Oh, now he wants to hang out with us. Yeah. Yeah, now you can't crawl with that. So, Dan. When he hears a free movie night, all he wants to be is everyone's friend. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, well, Dan, let's hope that someone asks you to be a plus one because you're not going to be mine.

Yeah. Do I get a plus one? Yeah. All right. No, we love you guys, except we also don't. I'll let you guys figure out and talk about plus ones, but we will or will not see you both next weekend. And we can't wait.

Next up is Jordan. Big Joe Sue. It's not Jesus Christ. Or Michael Jordan. Well, that's not JC, is it? He might be our Lord, but that's not JC. I want to spend the night with Tony. Yeah, Jordan.'s not JC. I want to spend the night with Tony. Yeah!

Johnny! There we go. Oh, my God. Sorry, I thought then you hung up. I was like, so you don't want to come or you do want to come? Yeah. Is it me or you that's coming? All three of us. Oh, my God.

Sorry. Who are you going to bring with you, John? Yeah, who are you bringing? I'll find someone. It's a hot ticket. You've got to bring someone good. Do you reckon that would be a great Tinder bio that's like, I'm looking for a date to a Tony and Ryan movie marathon?

That's fun. Inquire below. Oh, my God. Do I have your permission to do that? Yes. 100%. Send us the screenshots. And, in fact, I give anyone permission to use the words

Tony and Ryan anywhere they see fit. We have. I give anyone permission to use the words Tony and Ryan any way they see fit. We have in the past given permission to use pictures with us as their Tinder profile pictures because someone asked if that was okay and we were like, we fucking fully approve. But we also said message back with the results and they never did. So maybe it wasn't that successful. Or maybe people saw you and I in the photo and went,

it might be one of them. I'm not going to take my chances though. Well, I'll tell you what, I'm going to put the picture I have with you two in my Tinder bio. Perfect. And we'll see how that goes. From the Sydney Harbour Bridge, I remember. Yep. Yep.

That was good, wasn't it? Oh, look at you. Yeah. We'll see you in a few days, though, bro. Great job, everyone. Hey, thanks to our buds at Paramount+. Paramount+. We're doing this movie marathon.

Dreams are coming true, as you just heard. Not just mine, but I'd say the nation's. Well, at least 17 people in the nation and their plus ones. That's like the majority. Yeah. How many people are in Australia? 20? I mean, don't Google it.

Like, ugh. Yeah. All right, Tony, what do you love to see? A lot of movie chat, a lot of celebrities. We've got a lot to see here from Jennifer Aniston. Why are you winking with your glasses? Well, it's our Jennifer Aniston, not Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Aniston. Our Jennifer Aniston is the Jennifer Aniston.

Yes, that's true, actually. There's another one. Yeah, I believe that there's another one, but this is the one we're friends with. Because she was in that TV show in the 90s. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I was trying to think of a funny movie she was in to make like a,

oh, you mean this, but I couldn't think of a single one. She's in so many movies. Don't doubt it. You know those murder mystery movies on Netflix? You'd like those. Oh, with Adam Sandler, yeah. And also. Name one. Murder mystery. That's what it's like those. Oh, with Adam Sandler, yeah. And also. Name one.

Murder mystery. That's what it's called. There's one and two. It was the guy who comes up with the names out that day. Yeah, yeah. He goes, look, John Stick, let's just pick a name. It's a murder mystery. What should we call it?

And he goes, fuck, should we just. Imagine if we just called it murder mystery. And they just did it. And then the post comes out and he goes, do they know I was joking? Oh, fuck. I was just kidding. Yeah, I was just having a lull in the office. Have you guys seen that TV show from the 90s, Friends?

Also a very unique title for a TV show. How did they name Seinfeld? It's about some friends. What should we call it? Maybe both of them were Jennifer Aniston's idea. Yeah. And that's how we've got two gold titles from her. It's like most people know her for her acting,

but like behind the scenes she's actually known. She's actually a marketing genius. She actually is known for coming up with sick names. Anyway, our Jennifer Aniston, she messaged and said, Tony, as you know, there's a huge type group chat on Facebook Messenger. A while back I was asking for ideas for my future daughter's nursery and, like, talking about my baby shower because everyone's just talking

about their life and having a bit of a yarn. The TARP is in there. I didn't prompt them or ask them, but they asked for a link to my baby registry and I actually received heaps of gifts from them. Oh, my God. So they've all gone on and bought things from the registry or, you know, how registries now you, like like contribute a little bit of money. Yeah.

I'm not going to buy you the full stroller. Yeah. But I can put like $20 towards that. I love that. It's good. So sweet. These people have never met me in person, but the fact that they forked over like their hard-earned money to support

my growing family and send some love our way made me feel really special and meant so much to us. Our registry now is almost completely empty thanks to the tapas support my growing family and send some love our way. Made me feel really special and meant so much to us. Our registry now is almost completely empty thanks to the tapas and the people that went to their, like, baby shower in person. Incredible. And Jen says, I just wanted to give a big thank you to the tapas in the group chat. So, like, really fucking special, really nice, but also, like,

how cool that everybody that is a tarpa, us included, have, like, made these great connections around the world. That is cool. That is actually the essence of a You Love To See It. It is. It is the pinnacle. Like, that is, yeah, just really special that people are, like, connecting and making friends.

Just really cool. Wow. But back to the bum fart. people are like connecting and making friends. Just really cool. Wow. But back to the bum fart. Well, this, yeah, this.

Sorry, should I have gone second? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We aren't good at this. Nah, Alex Emanuel says. Hey, Alex. My love to see it is taking a stroll to the Preston market and some chicken and out he pulls up and farts her boobs at me. Did Alex actually see that? I'm just reading the comments, mate.

That's all I'm here to do. I feel exposed. Oh, sorry. I said boobs. He wrote boobies. Oh, yeah. Make it a bit more classy. Yeah.

Do you think? Because I can't say tits without laughing. Because it's just so silly. All right. I can't do it. I can't do it. What is it about the word that makes you giggle like a child? I don't know.

I don't know. I've never been able to say it. Look at my teeth. I can't do it. I can't do it. What do you refer to them as when you're at home with torbs oh no oh no um i hate this already no i've definitely said i think you know the other day we were talking about like show me your boobies and stuff choosies choosies yeah choosies

is normally what i say and that's something one of the girls i worked with like one of my closest friends lauren well i worked with her like one of my closest friends, Lauren, I worked with her in the deli at Coles, and she called them that once as a joke, and we just still say it. She's got two kids now. She probably like choozy fed them, you know? Like she's like that kind of person. Instead of feeding them from her tits.

That's fucked. I don't like that. I don't like that at all. Yeah, tit fed. Sorry, I actually, we might beep that. That might be a beep. Do you think there could be a new internet game where you see

a pair of boobies and they're either boobs, boobies or tits? Or like the rat or the frog? Yeah, like everyone's one. And because sometimes you go, oh, that's like. Do you? Is that what you're doing? No, I'm just asking the question.

Oh, you know that's what you're doing? No, but I feel like if you said it enough times, you'd start to categorise. Oh, yeah, I guess so. Pull up some tits. No. No. What do you reckon?

No. Oh, boobies. Boobies, yeah. No, I. What do you reckon? No. Oh. Yeah. Boobies. Boobies. Yeah. No, I don't think it's based on visual. I think it's based on age. I think it's based on attitude. Like, no, it's like as you get older, like when you're a little kid,

it's like boobies. A little kid. Yeah. How old are you? Yeah, that's me. Tomorrow on the show, do you remember the story about the seagull in the cafe? Oh, yes. I'll bring everyone else up to speed tomorrow,

but would you believe there's a follow-up? I don't believe it, actually. All the seagull chat we've had on this show. Let me just read the first line of this email. Hello, Tony, Ryan Ryan and Tarpers. I need some help. Pretty standard way to start an email. Wow, you really hooked me too.

Yeah, I need some help with a seagull related issue. Why are we the place to go for that? Trust me. Of all the things that are upsetting, that's up there. I know. If that's upset you, this whole email, and I don't want to, like, belittle the person that sent us to it, but the questions they ask leave me with more questions

than answers I have to give, such as why am I... Tune in tomorrow. It's a video show, so you'll be able to see it in all its glory. And it's... Yeah, no, that's it. Love ya. See you tomorrow for that. For the sticker.

That's good. That is good. That is good.