Toni and Ryan - Toni did AN4L

Episode Date: September 19, 2023

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan, Vice Captain of the ship. This is Dr. Arthur, best-selling muscles, Captain Tony Lodge. Hello. And we are calling Chelsea, who's in Adelaide. Oh, the time difference. Hello. Chelsea, it's Tony and Ryan. Hi. Good. How are you guys? Yeah, we're well. Tony's just doing some very comical time zone gear because Adelaide's half an hour behind Melvin. Oh.

Yeah, that's as funny. I agree. Chelsea, I agree. Chelsea, do you approve today's podcast? Yes. Yes, I approve the podcast. Thank you very much. Hey, it's Chelsea from Adelaide and I approve the podcast. Thank you very much. Hey, it's Chelsea from Adelaide and I approve this podcast.

All right, coming up today on the podcast. This is a podcast that we're doing? Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, I know. Who would have guessed it? I said yesterday I want to tell you about my shit business that I had in Mildura. And because we're in a business together.

We do have a business. I want you to know the calibre of business person that you're in business with. Sorry, I just can't take you seriously when you say the word calibre. Because the other week. Don't. No, no. When you talked about that shop called Calabar and you went, I went into that shop.

Calibri. Calibri. And I was like, what? And you go. I bought a jacket from Calibri and you're like, you're talking about a font. Yes. Like you bought a jacket from Calibri.

What are you talking? And I was like, Calabar? And you're like, yeah, whatever. What are you talking? And I was like, Caliban? You're like, yeah, whatever. Oh, we're off to a fucking blinder. Oh, my God.

I got a jacket from Calibri and it looks fantastic. I'll put a photo here for those watching online. Calibri. What is the word? The word looks like Calibri. Okay, here's the thing about how I read. Here's how I read. I see the first three or four letters and I just make an assumption. Oh, mate, I know you've been calling me to know, fine.

But however long. Have you seen there was a meme going around a week or so ago and it was like they bolded the first three letters and you could read in double time because your brain just well it's supposed to be really good for people with like adhd or like um dyslexia because you kind of get your brain can like yeah that's how i read all the time yeah i know i know you've said yes to some very weird things Yeah, so the Calibri of today's episode is hot. I've said yes to some very weird things. Remember when I said yes to the anomaly?

What's the first four letters of anomaly? The anomaly. A-N. The anemone? Yeah. A-N-O-M. Oh, sorry. I thought it was A-N-A-L.

I was trying to make a joke. Yeah, I'm down for that. You fucked up. I joke about the word. Yeah up yeah no fuck you's all thanks for listening today go fuck yourselves um the calibri is yeah first though i feel like every high school had a rumor and it's almost like urban legend, like an old myth that at the time felt really, really real. Yeah.

But then maybe you grew up and were like, oh, that probably didn't happen. It's like we've talked about the test tube in the vagina. Yeah. I thought for sure that was real. Yeah. Turns out it wasn't. And it definitely didn't happen at my school. I think on a muck up day at our school, someone brought a cow

and walked it up the stairs. I've heard that one as well. Yeah. My brother-in-law told me that he did that at his school. Oh, did he? But it was a sheep because he was like, yeah, I went to an ag school and sheeps can't walk downstairs. That's what I heard about cows because of their hooves.

They can't walk downstairs. Hooves? Yeah. How do they get down then? What do they have to- Bring a crane in. Helicopter them down or something. The chopper.

We're having steak. Chopper. Is that helicopter just going to bring it back down to the ground? I was like, no, it's like- A mincer. What's the school in The Simpsons? Like Springfield Elementary. No, but like they talk about the cows go to Bovine University.

Oh, yeah. The Bovine University chum goes, oh, it can't walk downstairs. Let me take care of it. Yeah, I've got you covered. So apparently that didn't happen at my school. Apparently it happened at every school and everyone's taken... Yeah, everyone's taken claim on that. Can someone message in and let us know, like...

Message in? On our text line? Yeah. Is the... Can animals actually not walk downstairs? Well, we can probably just Google that. And no, I don't... I genuinely don't think they can.

Okay. So, that part makes sense. I think that is true. Because imagine, like, oh, Tony had to get craned out of a smorgasbord because she went up the stairs and then she can't walk downstairs. Well, remember when I said that I would have to get craned out of my house if we bought a deep fryer? With your new house?

Yes. As well as the bar fridge. Can I also- No, Alex. I almost screwed you, Alex. If you buy me a deep fryer, I will decline. Like, I have to for my health and longevity. And to be the best mom I can be for Pippa, I have to say no to a deep fryer.

I have to. Some tapas have messaged in with their high school rooms. This is, like, a bit murky, but stick with... Did every school have, like, a rumour that, like, one of the girls and the young hot PE teacher were, like, a thing? Yeah, that actually happened at my school. And I don't think that legally we can talk about it, so I'll have to leave it there.

So, tapamels messaged in and gone so look the there were rumors um but i don't think the rumors were true says mal okay she goes we got a day off school but you didn't get a day off school like it all came out and they were like yeah no school tomorrow like we need to figure this out it was anyway yeah oh my god i actually we might have to cut that out. If you've just heard a beat because I said something. No, it's fine. No, you didn't say it's fine. I mean, you do have a doubt. What's the statute of limitations of talking about that?

Surely, I finished school over 10 years ago. Yeah, it's like 15. Yeah, but like if he's been busted, it's not like you're promoting and recommending it. True. It's like true crime. Obviously not to promote and recommend anything. It's like true crime. No, but it's not like you're pro-murder.

Welcome to only murders in the building. No, but you know what I mean? It's not like you're promoting murder. You're like, no, I'm covering a story. Yeah. Oh. Tapa Mel said, I don't think they were doing it during school. However, they, a few years later, not many years later,

a couple of years later, married and have two kids. So, who's to say? You know, who are we? Pass judgment. So, it's like a month after graduation, she had the baby. And they're like, no, we just started going out together. Yeah. Mel did want to confirm that you actually turn 18 during year 12.

There's still obviously a power dynamic and a lot of fucked things. Oh, it's very inappropriate. It's one less fucked thing. Well, yeah, but it's still very not okay. Tarpa Gavin. Hi, Gavin. Said one day the maths teacher disappeared never to be seen again. The rumour has it which he said, which apparently is true. That's what a rumour is. Well, yeah. Thanks for defining rumour for us. Apparently

the maths teacher would change students' answers on the state tests so that they would get higher scores. So he would look good. You get a little pay bump. Yeah, so the teacher gets a pay bump or a bonus or like, oh, what's, you know, Mr. So-and-so doing? Because his class is obviously doing really well in those tests. We got to give him a pay rise. She got found out, sacked on the spot and hasn't worked in a school since.

She got found out, sacked on the spot and hasn't worked in a school since. And every time someone, like, joked about cheating, it was always like, oh, well, you know what happened to Miss So-and-so? Oh, my God. Yeah, how good's that? I can't imagine caring about my job enough to do that. I know. Ever. I work with you.

That's insane. But also, didn't they begin the story with, like, oh, disappeared, never to be seen again, but then at the end they said sacked and, like, so they do know what happened because they got sacked? Well, the teacher wasn't there and then as the, you know, as the week goes on. And then everyone, like, found out. Goes, what's happened there? And they go, yeah, apparently.

And because, yeah, you would get your, like, license taken away. Teacher license. Well, imagine in a job interview, it's like, so why did you leave your last role? And you're like, yeah, so I cheated. So I was trying to make the school look really good. And that's, you know, technically what they were doing. Because the measure of a school being good is my bank account. Yeah.

I mean, you're defrauding your employer. Yeah. Yeah. And the state. And defrauding your employer. Yeah. Yeah. And the state. And you're not cheating them, you're cheating yourself or something. No, I don't believe in that. No, okay. I had a teacher, Mr Darling, my economics teacher,

said if you're not cheating, you're not trying. I don't think that's good advice. And that's a great motto for life. Is that the same maths teacher that was at the other school? Yeah, he doesn't work there anymore. Yeah, he joined in year 10. Yeah, he wasn't there before that. That was at the other school.

Yeah, he doesn't work there anymore. Yeah, he joined in year 10. Yeah, he wasn't there before that. But apparently there was a rumour circulating in Perth about, what, 12 years ago now about one Tabitha Floisha Lodge. Well, so, you know, when you go to, like so in year 10, I changed schools, which is like a weird time. It's a tough time. Yeah, because everyone other changes in like year 8 or like year 11

or something like that. But I changed in year 10, so there wasn't a lot of new kids. But because I had moved, it was like, you know, when people knew people from another school and that like made them a celebrity because you go, oh, yeah, I went to a party on the weekend and it was at like another school. And it's like interesting because you go, oh, they came from that school. I know someone who goes there.

You know, and it's like a weird, like everyone's connected. Did you have to get confirmation? Confirmation. Because I feel like if a girl hooks up with a guy from another school, she's like, fuck, how fucking salacious. But then if a guy hooked up with a girl from another school, you're like, well, he's obviously lying. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know, I've hooked up with chicks. You know, she goes to another school and you go, yeah, how fucking salacious. But then if a guy hooked up with a girl from another school, you're like, well, he's obviously lying. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. You know, I've hooked up with chicks. She goes to another school and you go, yeah, right on. Right on champion. You wouldn't know. But so when I moved schools, my boyfriend still went to the other school that I had left from. Yeah.

And I moved to this new school. And like a bunch of the popular girls made up a rumor that I'd had anal sex. What? So I need you to remember. Hang on. Hang on. Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry. You said off air you go, I've got one. Yeah. And I went, okay. Yeah. That's not what I was expecting. No. Me either.

How old? Yeah, I was year 10. So what are you in year 10? 14, 15. How'd they find out? If you cast your mind back to being like 14 and someone's saying that about you, it's very high school. Yeah. Like I am aware.

But when you think about like that was so traumatizing. And I was like, it's not true. Like and everyone was like, oh, she's such a slut. And I was like, no, like what? First of all, it's not true. Like, and everyone was like, oh, she's such a slut. And I was like, no, like, well, what? First of all, it's your boyfriend. Yeah. And also who fucking cares? Like, if that's, you know, it doesn't matter.

Is it sort of like, because we're like a generation older than people in school now. Yeah. I feel like even the concept of anal sex when we were in high school was just like, do you get arrested for murder? Yeah, like, is that a crime? But is that like on the menu? Is is that, like, on the menu? Is that something? Is that on the menu? No, you're not talking about that.

It's just, like, such a not- I would have never even contemplated that. No. Ever. Kids these days. And I just- Anyway, and I think it was because it was so, like, left of field. That's why they said it.

But I was- And then, like, all those other girls were like hey like they're saying that about you and i was like yeah i know it's not true and i like went home like crying on the bus like every day because i was i was so embarrassed and i was like it's not true like i never did that and whatever and yeah it was like a thing and i don't know like what these like girls had against me yeah because you were the new popular girl i was not popular no but they were threatened that you could be. Obviously, they didn't know yet.

Yeah. But they were like, she's got some boyfriend. She's the new girl. We need to let her know. Oh, that we're in charge. Yeah, this is our turf. We're the only ones getting the fucked in the ass here. Oh, no, you were.

Oh, I don't understand. Yeah, so I don't know whether it was supposed to be like, how cool, she's had anal sex or like, ew, she's had anal. I still don't really know like what the messaging was supposed to be. So, I think as we've learned from the, you know, the good book, which is EZA. Yeah. Is that if you had have gone, yeah, it was awesome. Yeah. They would have gone, oh. Yeah.

Like, and it would have just destroyed what they'd said anyway. Apparently, you've been fucked in the ass. You go, yeah, I'm a teenager. Yeah. And I love like. You haven't been fucked in the ass? Oh, my God, I'm a teenager. Yeah. And I love like- You haven't been fucked in the ass? Oh my God, that's so embarrassing. See you at Booze Juice.

Yeah. Hey, it's Josie from Adelaide and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tapions from the Patreon, our tapas, Tony and Ryan podcast-ers. Jackie Ha. Bloody love to see it, Jackie. Thank you. Yeah. Jackie's listening.

Like, she's laughing while she's listening. Yeah. Jackie's listening. Like she's laughing while she's listening. Jackie, haha. Nathaniel Phillip. Zach Nemec, the big name. Big name. Jessica Wardlaw and Stacey Nansen. Yeah, absolutely love to see it. Thank you so much, guys, for sticking around, being part of the Patreon.

I love to see that. I love to see that. Yeah. Yeah. Do you reckon in the decade we live in now- Ooh, good question. When some good friends get drunk together and they say something funny- Yeah.

The first thing they'll go, oh, we should start a podcast. Oh, I mean, we did. We did. No, but, you know, it's just like you're having a good time and it's just like this decade, the go-to thing is like we should start a podcast together. Do you reckon that it's going to change soon into like, oh, my God, we should put that on TikTok? Yeah. Like we should make a joint TikTok.

We could be like Luke and Sassy Scott if we posted this. You know, like I reckon people would do that. I love them by the way. Same. We were sitting at the Brit in Auckland, Bridget and I, which is a pub in Britomart. And we- Auckland announcement coming soon.

Auckland's back on. Yep. And we sat and watched TikTokers in the wild. And they, like, put their phone, like, attached it to the wall and they were, like, doing dances and stuff. Amazing. And just seeing that in the distance was just incredible. I really like how confident kids are.

I don't. It terrifies me. Sometimes it distance was just incredible. I really like how confident kids are. I don't. It terrifies me. Sometimes it makes me scared, but I really like, because I would have never done that. No, no, no. I would have just been so scared to do that. But now they're just fucking, like, a bit shameless. Yeah.

Sometimes not in a good way, but mostly, like, shameless and just, like, having fun and, like, L-Y-B-L. Yeah. So, that's this decade. Yeah. having fun i'm like lybl yeah so that's this decade yeah i reckon last decade when a couple of like business degree bros would get together and have a beer it was always like oh we should start a business we'd fucking kill it oh yes a hundred percent i was one of those bros correct response correct response i'm just so unsurprised to hear.

And I can imagine you even in high school and stuff, you know how everyone's mum and dad had the glass table out the back? Yeah. Yeah. I can just imagine how many times you went, oh, that would sell. Or something like that, like sitting around at a house party and being like, oh, yeah, that is a good idea. Now that you've said that,

nothing in this story will surprise you in the slightest. Oh, mate, are you about to tell me that, like, it happened at a fucking... Actually, no. Yeah, I just... So, I ran into Greggy the other day, my mate Greggy. I used to live with Greggy. Greggy. Yeah. Because Greg isn't good enough. Greggy. We used to live with Greggy. Greggy. Yeah. Because Greg isn't good enough.

Greggy. We started a business in a hot tub in Mildura. I knew a spa was going to be involved. I was literally like the bubbles are going. Yeah. Yeah. Cam. Producer Cam.

Could you go. Yeah. I think, mate, I think that is a good idea. Like you're trying to talk over the jets happening. Like, you know what I mean? Like, and you go, oh, yeah, you do get a bit drunker faster in the hot water, don't you? It's because the steam just gets into your thing.

It's actually quite scientific. Two in the spa is worth four on the drive. Imagine a hot tub in an aeroplane. Because one in the sky is worth three on the ground. Two on the ground or whatever. Yeah. So, a hot tub in the sky. Fuck. A hot tub in an aeroplane. Because one in the sky is worth three on the ground. Two on the ground or whatever. Yeah. So a hot tub in the sky. Fuck.

Hot tub in the sky. I reckon. That'd be a blistering nightmare. No. No, no, no. No, take that back. No, take that back. I want to take that back.

Because you know how we float around in the Gavin? You know how when you have a glass of water in the plane, it just floats out of the glass? Yeah. I mean, you're right to think that considering all those facts i saw it i can see you wanting to take it back as it was falling out of your mouth like the water in a spa on a plane you've been on a plane before. You're on a plane every second fucking week.

Have you ever seen something just float through the air that wasn't me tripping in the Sydney's fucking path? Oh, I was thinking about Apollo 13. Yeah. Yeah. So sad. What happened? They made it back.

Did they? I didn't watch the end. I saw the part where they took all their socks off. I mean, the socks didn't make it. Sorry about that. So, I ran into Greggy the other day and we started a business in a big job. Oh, mate, haven't seen you dry in years. Like, some shit coming like that.

Did you say something like that? I invested a couple of hundred bucks into our business. Oh, so it was a real, it wasn't just like a chat. It was a real thing. Yeah, we did it. Oh, what? Oh, they never make it out of the spot. No, this made it out of the spot.

The ideas stay in the spot. Technically, Greg owes me about $100,000. What? Yeah. Didn't you just say you invested a couple of hundred bucks? Yep. What? Explain yourself.

Oh, my God. He invented Facebook. And you- I was the Winklevoss twins. Yeah. So, I lived in this house with Greg. And he only really stayed on weekends because he, during the week, worked out on a farm. Sorry.

I'm just starting to laugh because I'm remembering how in the social network those twins are played by the same actor. Yeah. That guy who's like now a fucking cook. Yeah. Sorry. He's like a cannibal. Like that's so scary.

Yeah. But I remember when I was watching the movie being like, how do they get two actors that look so similar? Just like I did when I was watching What's That Movie? The Prestige. And I'm just like laughing at myself about that. The Hugh Jackman lookalike. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Tell me about the business. Greggy worked in the middle of nowhere on a farm. Sure. Right? But just came home on the weekends. Right.

So, he'd fly out Monday morning, back Friday. One Saturday night, he asked if I could help him move some furniture around because we were in this house where like I only lived there for a year, but like it was five bedrooms. We're all young. There's always someone coming in and working and I do need a place to crash. Yeah, we got a spare room. Got a bit of cash.

All good. Like it was just one of those houses. Yeah. And I go, yeah, no worries. I'll help you out. So, we looked how much it would cost to hire a trailer for the day. Sure. And apparently just at the gas station, there's some of them have trailers.

Yeah. You can do it at Bunnings and stuff now too. Yeah. So, with insurance and everything else, it was $80 a day to hire a trailer. And over the next month or so, we had a few things. And we're like, fuck, $80 is a bit steep. Like, they don't do anything. You just take the trailer.

Yeah. So, here's where the energy begins. Okay. I said to Greggy, surely just buying a trailer. Sorry, do you want? No, no. I go, surely just buying a trailer wouldn't be that expensive. And Greggy goes, yeah, and on the days we're not using it.

You're getting the 80 bucks. We'll rent it out. No, we'll undercut the servo and we'll do it for 50 bucks. So people come to you. People come to us. And then it'll kind of just pay for itself and we'll have a free trailer that is actually a fantastic idea um especially for a small town you know not a lot of business like not a lot of competition yeah um how we get the word out. I was doing breakfast radio. So I just, every Friday, I would try and, like, come up with a trailer-related story and then...

Which, I mean, maybe three come to mind. How many times did you do it? You'd be surprised. And then I'd tell this story and then be like, yeah, be like, I mean, anyway, if anyone needs a trailer this weekend... Or even, like, that new movie's coming out. Have you watched the trailer? Speaking of trailers... The trailer's... Do Or even like that new movie's coming out. Have you watched the trailer? Speaking of trailers.

Do you want one? At 50 bucks a day. Monsters, Inc.'s coming out. Have you seen the trailer? Because I've got one. So, we find one on Gumtree for 600 bucks. And then we go, all right, we rent that out 12 times. It's free.

We were going to pay 80 anyway. Yeah. And we're going to pay 80 next week because we had a few things. And we're like, oh, considering the money, we're going to pay. And the red Joe wouldn't be that expensive on a trailer either. We didn't even get that far, mate. Oh, okay. Sorry.

So, we call this lady. She's lovely. She goes, yeah, I don't really use it. It's out the back. Come around and grab it. All good. Give her the 600 bucks. And she goes, yep, it's yours.

Just come and get it. That would have been a lot of money then. Like, I mean, it's a lot of money her the $600. And she goes, yep, it's yours. Just come and get it. That would have been a lot of money then. Like, I mean, it's a lot of money now, $600. But you're just like working regional, like working radio. Yeah, I think I was earning like $38,000 a year or something like that. Like, that's a lot of money then. Yeah, yeah. And so, Greggy's back at the farm during the week.

And I go, all good. I'll just go around and grab the trailer. So, I pull up in the Toyota Yaris. Nice. Yeah. Do you have a tow bar on that bad boy? No. Nah.

But that was a great question to ask. Sure. Wish I had have asked it in advance. That seems like a real oversight for your trailer business. That's okay. Well, I was so excited about the returns and the money we were going to make and the money we were going to save. You hadn't zoomed in and thought about it.

I hadn't zoomed in. Yeah. I wasn't the logistics man. Greg was the logistics man. I was just a guy in a hot tub. This is why we work together so well. Yeah. So, I rock up in the Toyota Yaris, the tow bar was Toyota Yaris,

and go, yep, I'm here for the trailer. And she goes, there it is. And I go, what? I go, can I? Yeah. And she goes, you don't have a tow bar, do you? And I go, nah. And she goes, I go, can I just leave it here?

And so I call Greg and I go, oh, mate, does your car have a tow bar? And he goes, yeah. And I go, where are you? And he goes, I'm four hours away up at the fucking farm. And I was like, okay. And I was like, all good, Greggy. Our first client will pick it up from here. That's quite smart.

Right? Yeah. It would be smart if we had a first client lined up. Yeah. I love that you're saying client. It's a legitimate business. Yeah. And they go, oh, yeah, I'll come around to get the trailer.

And I go, where do you get it from? Oh, yeah, some chick who lives down the road. Yeah. Mel, who lives, she's lovely. Don't give her the money, though. Yeah. Give us the money. Give us the money. So, I was kind of explaining this concept to Mel.

And she goes, look, I'm happy to get rid of it for $600. But to be honest, the whole point was I just need to get rid of it. So, please don't leave it there. She's like, I'd rather you keep the $600 and just take the trailer. And I go, well, look, I can't take the trailer. But I can give you the $600. She's like, it's literally the opposite of what I just said. Yeah.

Yeah. So, then I had to hire a car with a tow bar to go around and put it on the- Do you know how hard it is to fucking drive with a trailer? Yeah. Yeah. I've never done it, but- I didn't know at all. Yeah.

So, I spent, I think, $180 hiring a car because you need to get a big one. So, all of a sudden, you're already out $780. Yeah. And then we took it and parked it out the front of our place. I took the car back that I hired for the day. I was going to say, can you do a car like you can a motel, like you do it by the hour? Per hour.

It's only going to take me 40 minutes. I reckon I could be back within the hour. Yeah, but you've got to pay the insurance and shit as well because it was the bigger one with the tow bar. And were you under 25 at this point? Yeah, I would have been, yeah. So, it would have cost even more because you're like, oh. Yeah, and after having it on Gumtree and doing probably five

or six trailer-related stories on the radio, we had a total of zero sales. Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that. And so, then Greg was at work on this big farm and I think it was like a, I say farm but it was was more of an agricultural, I don't know what they did, grain. But he was doing like drive in, drive out. So, up there during the week and then come back.

But then he had to move some stuff at work or work and he goes, I'll bring the trailer up. Oh, yeah. So, then I ran into him the other day and I said, oh, mate, how's it going? And we always joke like, oh, I haven't seen you at the annual general meeting of sparetrailer.org. That's funny. And I go, what happened to that trailer? And he goes, yeah, I took it up to work because they needed to move some stuff. And now they use it every day and they have for the last 10 years.

And I went 10 years, 50 bucks a day. Yeah. How about I send you through an invoice on zero? I think it's about $100,000. See, it was a great idea. Yeah, thank you, thank you. Poorly executed, maybe. Yeah, I'm not going to disagree with that.

So, you just couldn't compete with Big Servo down the road because they were doing their rentals. And they had the market cornered. Yeah. Mate, so what are you going to do with all your money, that Greggy-osha? Well, first of all, I don't think that's coming in. I don't think anything's coming in. Sue them.

That's what we'll do. Sue Greggy. No, sue the ag business. You go, oh, so you've acquired this asset. Should I name them? Do you want me to pretend to be your lawyer from Lodge, Lodge and Lodge? Hello, sir. Yeah, we've actually received an inquiry based on a mode of transport

that you seem to be operating within the city limits of such and such as extravaganza. Does that sound smart? Yes. Maybe that idea should have stayed in the spa with the trailer idea. Well, anyway, I'm not in business with Greg anymore, but I'm in business with you, so now you know the kind of logistical lord that I am.

Sounds a bit like I could pull a swift one on you and steal all your money. I mean, don't. Yeah, two for two. Yeah. That'd be awful. That'd be awful. That'd be awful. I've got to love to see it here.

Oh, I've got one, and it sounds like it might have happened in the same area. Oh, please, go you guys first. That yours happened in. Jordan Dittman shared this in our Facebook group the other day, and I absolutely love to see it. Wore my TARP t-shirt to a queer night at a local pub in North Queensland. And a fellow, yeah, that actually deserves its own round of applause.

You've bought the merch. You're wearing it. Absolutely love to see that. And a fellow TARPer ran up to me and was like, oh, my God, your shirt. I love bought the merch. You're wearing it. Absolutely love to see that. And a fellow tarpa ran up to me and was like oh my god, your shirt. I love Tony and Ryan. We both couldn't stop smiling and laughing and chatting and meeting another tarpa in the wild in

fucking North Queensland. You'll love to see. And there's a picture. I don't know if you've seen this, but there's a picture of the two of them together. Is it fair to say that North Queensland, the US equivalent would be like inland swampy Florida? Yeah, the south. Yeah, but not like fun beach south, like inland swamp south.

It's hot. It's real hot. And if you turn down the wrong road, you might get shot. Yeah. That's fair. Gators. And there would be gators. There is gators up there.

Yeah, there would be. You can't swim in the creeks. Go, gators! Yeah. Anyway, Jordan, thank you so much for sharing that. And if you need a trailer, I know a guy who's got one going up there somewhere. I wonder if our ad is still on Gumtree in the Mildura region. Oh, I would love to see that.

The business was called Spare Trailer? Spare Trailer? Like that? Yeah. Yeah, nice. Yeah. We've got a spare trailer. Yeah, spare trailer? Yeah. Yeah, nice. Yeah. We've got a spare trailer. Yeah, spare trailer?

Nice. My love to see it, and this is on behalf of myself, on behalf of Producer Cam, and on behalf of everyone who's in the office today because we share an office space with a few other football podcasts and stuff. Did you order lunch? No, but I can be, as you know, very easily swayed. Oh, rubber arm over here.

And I love to see it. It's Tony's new hair. Oh. I thought we were getting Subway. She's getting blonde? She's getting blonde. Thank you so much. She's gone blonde.

Yes, I have. How would you describe it? I love it. I think it looks really good. But it's like a like a would you say like a sandy natural blonde rather than like a bright peroxide it's not peroxidy so because my hair was quite dark yesterday yeah um and it's now not um so it's like it's on the way um it's really creamy in the end but yeah it looks like, I think it looks quite natural and good.

I love it. Yeah, I love it too. Thank you so much for that being your love to sit. That's really nice. Do you got a spare trailer? Return the favour. Spare trailer, Donald. Yeah, if we keep gassing up Tony's hair, we're going to need a spare trailer for an ego to

get home, am I right? Do you have a tow bar? Do you have a tow bar on the Audi? No fucking way. I think if I asked them, they would be like, we will not sell you this car. Take your money back, sweetheart. They'd kick you out. What a deal issue you do that.

Go get a Toyota, you mole. You mole. Wow, you could take a boy out of Queensland. Yeah. I've lived in Mildura. I can speak the lingo. All right, we'll chat to you tomorrow. Love you.

Bye.