Toni and Ryan - Toni DUMPS Ryan

Episode Date: June 11, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge and we are calling Ontario, Canada. We're calling Rhonda. The Ontez in the Canadese. That's what I call it, Ontario in Canada. Does that mean her name is Rhondez? Rhondez. Yeah. Rhondez, Rhondez with...

Hello? Rhonda! Hello? How are you, Rhonda? How's Ont i'm good i'm good i'm good i'm just sitting on the floor playing with my dog or trying to get him to play with me ronda can you confirm or deny that people in ontario call it on tez like tony's been thrown around that nickname um i mean i've never heard that before. That's a no. That's a no.

It's a polite no. Maybe, Rhonda, though, if you wanted to try and, like, insert that into the zeitgeist, that would be okay. I think that's fine. Okay. Rhonda, do you approve this episode? I do. I approve this episode.

Yay. Excellent. Straight from Montez. Straight from the Montez's mouth. Straight from Montez. I will try andez's mouth. Straight from Montez. I will try and use that. Let's go. Oh, that's a win for me.

I approve that, Rhonda. Thank you. This is Rhonda from Ontario Candidate, and I approve this podcast. All right, coming up today. I had a bit of a shocker yesterday and all hell broke loose at my house last night. You know when you have a day and you go, fuck, that can't get any worse and then it does. So it can't?

That can't get any worse. Yeah. And then it does. So it can't? That can't get any worse. Actually, that did get worse. So, yeah. Hold on, folks. We'll get to that soon. I'm glad you've made it in today, though. Oh, yeah. And I've got a smile on my dial.

You do. You know, these things. It's a great day to have a great day. It's a great day to have a great day. A few weeks ago, we heard about producer Sophie getting dumped by her boyfriend calling up and saying, to have a great day. It's a great day to have a great day. A few weeks ago we heard about producer Sophie getting dumped by her boyfriend calling up and saying, you're a dumped slut at age 13. You've got to give it that energy that it deserves.

You're a dumped slut. You can't just say, well, you're a dumped slut. You're a dumped slut. And does the slut go off or down? Because you're doing it off and I like that. Yeah, you're a dumped slut. See, it's not like, you're that. Yeah. You're dumped, slut. See, it's not like you're dumped, slut. You're dumped, slut.

Oh, that's good too. That's cold. Fuck, I should start dumping people. No, I won't. Okay. Obviously. Because you know how we did John's Breaks Bad News? Oh, I'll just dump people.

Tony dumps you. Yeah. Tony takes your heart. Oh, but it's called Tony takes a dump. That's like what it's called. Alright, let's practice. So say Bridget is registered with you.

Yep. The day she's been waiting for. Go on. Hey, Ryan. Yeah? I'm just calling on behalf of Bridget. Oh, my wife. Yeah, well, not anymore because you're dumped, slut. That's good. That is good yeah you judge for that and i'm gonna be so much less awkward than dumping him yourself that's coming from a guy that's dumped someone on facebook messenger facebook messenger yeah yeah i am shout out

to laura i hope she's doing well yeah she is she is doing well she's like thank god i'm not with that guy anymore she's married with kids now yeah Yeah, good for her. Yeah, she's doing great. She was great. So you're in love with her? She was a great person. So you love her? That's why I was with her at the time. Oh, poor Bridget. Luckily, she's just broken up with you. Yeah, I'm single now.

I can do whatever the fuck I want. Yeah, actually, true, yeah. You don't get to dump me and then, like, criticize my- 100%. Yeah. Yeah. More on that later.

Yeah. Now, though, we've asked Harper's to share their dumping stories. Is there anything that's, like, really sad? Because obviously breakups, like, are, like, a sad time in your life. Is this, you mentioned that it was, you know, like, low-key, like, a school breakup? Well, their primary school breakup. Yeah, okay.

So we're not talking, like, oh, I've been sleeping with my boss, we're over kind of thing. No, but there's. Because that kind of thing I don't really think we can like listen to and laugh at. Let me read the first one and you tell me whether you think we can laugh at it or not. Oh, no.

Spoiler alert, I reckon we're all good. You know what I mean, no way. Yeah, anyway. Like, yeah. We can empathize together. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Lisa said in primary school, if you had a boyfriend,

you'd swap hats with them. Oh, my God. He had this. Sorry. Sorry, man. I didn't actually realize we were doing a podcast here. Tony's gone to sake of tea and smashed the cup in. I cheered it with the microphone.

She cheered to her own microphone. You just let us know when you're good to continue. Sorry, that was not obviously what I was meaning to do. Lisa's, spoiler alert, probably about to get dumped here and you're there literally sipping the tea. Oh, my God, Lisa. I'm so sorry about your heartbreak. Continue.

So they'd swapped caps. So Lisa's boyfriend had this cool billabong hat and it was really cool. And when she wore it, she's like, I kind of like it smelled like him a little bit. Everyone would look at it and be like, oh, that's his hat. And she's like. This is taking you right back to that time, eh? I felt like an absolute queen when I was wearing this hat, says Lisa.

That's the crown. Yeah. Then one day. And I feel like this hat, says Lisa. That's the crown. Yeah. Then one day. And I feel like this next sentence is going to be repeated during all of these stories. Then one day, out of nowhere, his friend came over to me and said, he needs the hat back. Oh.

And she goes, oh, okay, why? Why? And the friend goes, because it's over. Fucking brutal. It's not like dump first and then exchange hats. I'm going to need that hat because it's over. I mean, surely, though, you'd know what was happening. Yeah.

Oh, he got a new hat. Like, no. Like, he's obviously taking that one back. Fuck, that's obviously taking that one back. Fuck, that's brutal. Mark Stone. I once got dumped by someone updating their Facebook status to single.

So they're in a relationship. And they just changed it to single? Changed it to single. So when I messaged him, I was like, oh, did I miss something? And the guy goes, yeah, it's over. Oh my God. Yeah. The fuck? him i was like oh did i miss something and the guy goes yeah it's over oh my god yeah did you want to let me know bud well he did technically i guess that's how um torbs and i very early on in our relationship i was like cool so like when are we going to be facebook official yeah because you're not really in a relationship until you face well back then

that was like the thing um and he goes oh we're not we're not really in a relationship until you face it. Well, back then that was like the thing. And he goes, oh, we're not doing that. And I was like, what? Yeah, because how is he supposed to slay bitches on the side if they know he's got a partner? But he was like, well, we're not doing it. Like, we're grown-ups. Like, we know that we're in a relationship. We know that we love each other.

Like, that's all, you know. And I was like, devastated. Because I was like, so you don't want people to, because this is immediately I go into the mode of like, do you not want people to know? And he's like, no, but it's like it's ours. It's not for anyone else. And so I think that on Facebook I'm single.

Like I think it says that I'm single on Facebook. Ladies and gentlemen, get searching. So it's turned out it's actually better because now I can slay bitches on the side. Yeah, yeah. Jokes on talks. He thought it was for him, but it's actually for me. Oh, she's single. I'll take a slice of that.

Yeah. But, you know, like imagine if like a boy from high school went, what's she doing now? And looked up, it would say I was single. Yeah, and they'd be like, righto. And they'd be like, fuck, slide in. Here's my chance. I wouldn't say it because I get so many messages a day.

Sucker. Sorry, I'm going down here a little bit. We can tell you don't need to let us know. Connie Gregory. What a name. Connie Gregory. When I was 14, a boy at school broke up with me because I didn't look like Britney Spears.

So the thing about Britney Spears is that she's awesome and you're not her. Yeah. God. Just the real unrealistic expectations for women. We can't all look like Britney Spears. We can't all be Britney Spears. Or even look like her. Yeah.

I reckon I've probably been dumped because I didn't look like Britney Spears, but it's not the reason they gave. What reason did they give instead? Well, no, like that we broke up for whatever reason. Oh, we're just growing apart. Not Britney Spears. Yeah.

Oh, that was in their feedback form. Yeah. Not Britney Spears. Not Britney Spears related. Stevie had a boyfriend in primary school. Oh, hi, Stevie. She says, we held hands and that was about it. Yep.

Until one day he comes up to me at lunchtime and says, I want to break up with you. Well, at least he did it fucking face to face. Yeah, this guy has got values, morals. Yes. I was shocked and saddened. Oh. And then he turned around straightaway to this blonde girl

and immediately asks her out right in front of me. It was Britney Spears. But considering what we've heard, at least he didn't cheat. At least he did the honourable thing of dumping her before he moved on. He put his hat off her before putting it on someone else. Poetic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Years later, I end up becoming friends with the blonde girl.

Oh. Oh. And we got along really well. And one day the blonde girl pulls me aside and goes, I actually really like you a lot more than just being mates. Will you be my girlfriend? I'd also been crushing on her for a while, but I was so young I didn't really know what to do or how to act on it because, you know,

when you're young it's just like implied you're straight until you're not and things are weird. Yeah, a little bit confusing I guess. She was my first girlfriend. We were together for ages And she was the reason I realised I was bi Beautiful story But also sucked into that boy

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Yeah, nice guy. Yeah. This is Rhonda from Ontario, Canada, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. I must do a shout-out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. Hayley Hershey. We've chatted to Hayley before. Hayley Hershey.

H-H. Old Hales is what I was going to say. Chris Tapuola. Good on you, Chris. Maddie Storman, Dylan Sanders, and Megan Redkey. Thank you very much for being part of our Patreon. You'll love to see it. I think we should talk about what has happened.

Yeah, we should. We've both sent each other a picture for how you love to see it and it's the same picture. It's very good. Coincidence chat. It was from Tarpa Dan. Did you have that? Hey, yeah, but the thing is, is that now if we both,

if we say it now, we both have to find a new one for later. Yeah, but then people can hear us scramble in real time. But I don't have anything. That's exciting. You're there. That's the scramble. Okay. All right.

Should we celebrate what Dan has sent through there? Yep. You don't want to scramble? No, you don't. Yeah. No. Share it now. Yep.

Tell me how you reacted first because sometimes something's just so simple. You're just like, well, we can't beat that. That's just comedy. Yeah. And that's exactly why I was like- Were you crying for days? I'm saving that. Well, I thought. Yeah, and that's exactly why I was like- Were you crying for days? I'm saving that. Well, I thought I was like, that is so funny.

And then I thought, good on you, Dan. And then I thought, who made that shirt? Like, who's come up with this? Can you look down the barrel of the camera and tell us what it says on the shirt? My body is a machine that turns dicks into sucked dicks. And Dan has left the comment that says, my next Pride t-shirt. You would be real, I mean, judging by Dan's profile, he'd be pretty popular at Pride anyway.

Hashtag just saying. A real hottie. But wouldn't you just be the fucking flavour of the night wearing that t-shirt? I just think it's so funny. That's why everyone would look at it and just go. Because it kind of takes a second once you see it. You're like, oh, okay. Hang on.

Well, Dan, you got a double banger over your love to see it and you're fucking welcome. You are fucking welcome. So I was mentioned before that yesterday I just had a fucking shitty day. Yep. How are you feeling today? Are you feeling better? I don't feel great and I think that that's kind of like,

you know when you haven't been well for a few days and you're just like fuck i'm like over this i just want to feel better um sick of being sick and uh i thought you know what like torbs has been doing a lot for me because i've been like not very well yep and he was gonna be coming home late and i was like i don't feel well i've had a shit day but you know what I'm gonna cook dinner for Torbs to come home to isn't that nice and you are a nice guy I well I was trying I was like he's put in so much effort for me and I was like I just need to get out of my own head and just like do something like keep myself busy and um I found this recipe like on YouTube and I was like that looks so good like I make that was like this peanut noodle thing YouTube and I was like, that looks so good. Like I make that. It was like this peanut noodle thing.

And I'm like not the cook in our household. Like there's a few things that I'm really good at doing. Baking bread? I'm good at baking bread. Bread baking house? Yeah, I'm good at bread and I'm good at like baking sweet stuff, but I'm not very good at cooking because I'm not very patient. Right.

So I like don't wait long enough for everything to like get to know each other and then I go like it's burnt and raw. How did that happen? I think we were saying that the other day about the sourdough and your patience. You're like, oh, you've got to be patient. But I kind of like it because it's like I know when to step in. But with dinner, it's kind of a bit like slap up and you're like,

anyway, the recipe that I got was like not great and the noodles that I'd bought for it were like not really the right noodles. So like they were a bit hard and it was just, I fucked it. It wasn't working. Like I absolutely fucked it. Torbs gets home and he goes, you've cooked dinner. And I was like, yeah, I just like wanted to do something nice.

I thought that would be really good. Did you give it the preamble? As in say to him to him like oh I don't know if it's my best or whatever because sometimes Bridget will be like oh and the the thing is is that the thought of making dinner I believe is more important and better than what the meal is than what it is yeah when Bridget goes oh yeah I didn't have the right tomato and I go the fact that you've made dinner for us like what a fucking gift yeah and he was just nah, it'll be great because like really is something that's not that good, like inedible. Do you know what I mean?

Like you go, oh, it's not great. Is that a challenge? Because you want me to cook you dinner, then we'll see how that statement holds up. Well, I'll fucking cook you dinner. Okay, you know what? I'll just shut the fuck up. I'll cook you this and then that'll be inedible and that'll be fine.

Anyway, we sit down and it was so bad that Torbs was like oh it's all right and i went i forbid you from eating i will not allow you to eat that like it was it is not worth the fucking paper it's written on like do not keep fucking eating that yeah and it's like because he gets home at like 7 30 so by this time it's like 8 30 that we're like deciding that like do not eat the food. Right, yeah. Anyway, we decide that we need an intervention. I fucked the dinner so badly that we need emergency Maccas at like 8.30, 8.45.

The best kind. Because we just go, we can't fucking eat this. Yep. We need to eat something. And I was like, look, I fucked the dinner. Let me go and get the, like I'll drive to Maccas and grab it. It's literally the least I can do. Yeah, exactly right.

And he goes, no, no, no, no. You've had a shitty day. You're not feeling well. I will go and get the Maccas. And I was like, oh, that's really nice of you. And I was like, I'll clean up the kitchen while you're gone and like rid this from our memory yeah like erase this dinner when you get back we will never speak yeah it's gone it's done we won't be able to see it we won't be able to smell it it's done it's gone

and anyway so um 20 minutes late like he goes 20 minutes later he gets goes, 20 minutes later, he gets back. The kitchen's all clean and he's opening up the front door. And as he's opening up the front door, because you know how our door is fucking, it sucks. It's such a panic. It just gets stuck in the, anyway. Then you've got to rip it. Well, he's fucking with the door. He finally gets the door open.

Two drinks and a bag of Maccas hits the deck. Oh, no. Our backup dinner at fucking 9pm is gone. Did you have a backup? Like how many, you have to go into each meal time with three meals. Yeah, just in case. And was that just the final, like in terms of being demoralised,

you haven't been feeling well, you haven't done your best dinner you've ever done, the food hits the ground and do you just then go, fucking. But I think it was because like in that situation, say you drop dinner on the ground, you would go, let's just get a pizza or let's get maccas or whatever. We had already done that. Yeah, that was the point we were already up to.

Were their tears shed? No, we looked at each other and he went, fuck, and then we just started laughing. Yeah. Because it was one of those things like, if you don't laugh, you'll cry. Yeah. And we're fucking standing there and there is Coke everywhere. You know what's crazy?

When you're drinking it, it doesn't feel like there's that much. Then you spill the thing and suddenly there's 87 litres in those little paper cups. there's that much then you spill the thing and suddenly there's 87 liters in those little paper cups so there is coke all over our front door oh my god all over the like porch step all over the inside of people like licking it and stuff are you trying to keep her away she wasn't that bothered by it i mopped it all up it is sticky and annoying though isn't it yeah it's so sticky and so we mopped it up and then like we were trying to see if we could salvage any of the food and there's like half a cold burger afterward like yeah do you know what

i mean like who what are the you know sometimes there's that like you get a hot wing and it's like a barbecue cola sauce oh yeah yeah like oh sticky collard sauce. And you kind of go, can we make this work? Yeah. No. And, yeah. Well, you could probably rub a chicken wing on my front door and get a sticky collard sauce at the moment. Anyway, and now the door is covered in ants. Oh. And it is just like.

Fuck off. So this morning I go to leave and I see the ants and I go, fuck you. And then I left. I just left. Yeah. Like it's the ants' fault? Yeah. You made me cook that shit meal.

Fuck you, ants. Fuck you. YouTuber? Fine. McDonald's? Fine. The creator of Coke? Fine.

Torb's dropping it? Fine. Ants. Fuck you. Yeah. And I stand by that. Me too. It is their fault. Yeah. Who's that guy, the player? Is it Ant-Man Fuck you. Yeah. And I stand by that. Me too. It is their fault.

Yeah. Who's that guy, the player? Is it Ant-Man? Kevin Rudd. Former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd. Paul Rudd. Yes. Fuck them both.

Fuck Paul Rudd. No, he seems lovely. He does. But Ant-Man. Fuck you. Honestly, my front door covered in fucking ants. Those torps gone to work and left. Like, what's going to happen when you get back?

I'm going to have to deal with it tonight when I get home. And that's like, I don't, I'm not a fan of that. Like, I'm not, I like, I like to clean things up before and then afterwards I go, oh, already done. On the way home, do you want to go via Bunnings and hire a pressure washer? And just fucking, don't blow it off your your deck blow it out of your suburb so i've got i've got a pressure washer but i can't because at our old house in the courtyard it would get really dirty because everyone's fucking dirt

and muck would fucking come down so i have one but our door doesn't seal. So I can't do that because all the water is just going inside. Do it from the inside. Spray it out. So I still have to use the pressure washer on the inside of my house. Yeah, but it'll go through the crack and go out the other way. But yeah, so my front door, the outside of my front door covered in coke. I'm sorry to hear that. Oh, and it was just the fucking shit sandwich on the top of the shit sandwich of a day.

To bring you guys a lasagna tonight. I thought that bringing lasagnas to each other was banned. Yeah, no, it was banned when Mabel was born for a month because we just got too many lasagnas. Yeah, okay. But I'm guessing are you lasagna heavy at the moment or are you about right? No, I haven't had a baby, so I haven't eaten lasagna. So I'll let you take care of the ants.

Where are you going to order the lasagna from? There's this place in Thornbury. Oh, great. Yeah, it's all right. Let me go and get that. I'll drop it off at your place. Torbs can worry about working and getting himself home. You worry about the ants.

People will take care of herself very pretty and self-sufficient and pretty. Cheers. I'll bring the lasagna. Do we have ourselves a fucking nightly walk? That actually sounds lovely. Do you want to stay for lasagna or are you just dropping it off? Okay. I'm still full of lasagna from when Mabel was born.

I actually, joke's off, I have not had lasagna since we got through those. Yeah. But if we get it from the place I'm talking about, maybe I will stay for a slice because I've heard it's all right. Yeah. Moorish. Like you have a little bit and you need to have some more. You can get addicted to it. That maybe I will stay for a slice because I've heard it's all right. Yeah. More-ish. Like you have a little bit and you need to have some more.

You can get addicted to it. That's how good it is. Yes, I've heard that. It is strong. So obviously we've already had your love to see it chat, but I've got something that's really good and really dorky that Ryan, you're probably going to hate, but I think is an amazing part of my life. Yeah.

The other day I went somewhere and I had to fill in a form. They hand me this form. It was beautiful, thick GSM paper, like beautiful, luxurious paper, which doesn't that get you fucking being hard? What number GSM? Don't know. I didn't ask because I was busy asking about something else. With the piece of paper that had the form on it was on a clipboard

and with the clipboard was a pen. And this pen has been fashioned by angels and God. And I said to the girl, Kelly was her name, who was taking my information, and I was filling in the thing, and I said, Kelly, I'm going to have to stop you right there, sweetheart. Let me take a picture of this fucking pen because this is the nicest pen I've ever used. Wait here.

Where's the? Wait here. I'm getting a prop that I wasn't. Wait here. Where's the... Wait here. I'm getting a prop that I wasn't prepared to get. She's getting a prop. And can I just say, while you are getting that prop, your ability to scramble your love to see it in real time is fucking impressive. Thank you.

Yeah. Oh, sorry, sir. Even though I commend your ability to turn dicks into suck dicks, this is... Look at this. I bought 40 of these off Amazon. It's the best pen I've ever used. You know what?

I should have gotten a piece of paper so you could try it. I didn't think about that. Someone get some paper. Pass me one of your tissues. That's fucking disgusting. So I used this pen and I thought. It's not a pen. It's liquid gel ink.

And I thought, there's never been anything better than this. I need to acquire this. And this is going to be the pen. Oh, sorry. This is going to be the pen that I use for the rest of my life. Oh, my God. It's so smooth. Isn't it?

How many did you buy? I bought 40 off Amazon. Not enough. I agree. You should have bought 4,000. It was the biggest box that they hash. Isn't that a gorgeous pen? You're the biggest box I've ever had. This, I'm writing this. It's like it's writing itself. And it's got a

metal tip. I reckon I could write a book if I had this pen. Because I would just put the pen on the paper and it would just write itself. Yeah. This pen. Isn't that the best pen you've ever heard used in your life? Delicious. Yeah.

So I'll put all the details. So you got it from Amazon? I bought it off Amazon because I could get a bulk box. Originally? Because I don't think they've got it in the back to school section at Kmart. This is better than that. So I'll share what type of pen it is on Facebook. Does anyone want to do business deals?

Because this makes me want to just sign my signature. Doesn't it? It literally makes you want to fucking just write shit. Yeah. I think I'm going to start doing journaling just so that I can use this pen every day. Same. And I know I've said this before that I am a nerd for like a brand new notebook and a brand new pen.

Yeah. It makes me want to write stuff. But fucking. Can I have one? Yes. That's for you. Did work buy it or did you buy it? I bought them privately.

Interesting. Private use only. 0.7 mm ball. Okay. A metal tip. Don't share what the pen is. Why not? Because a lot of people listen to this podcast. Less people ball. Okay. A metal tip. Don't share what the pen is. Why not? Because a lot of people listen to this podcast,

less people look on Facebook. I'm happy to share it on Facebook, but if these pens go out of fucking stock and I can't get them, I'm going to kill someone. The ants? With this beautiful metal tip pen. Now, to be fair, as smooth as it does write, one of those to the eyeball would fucking get you.

Yeah. And how's that click when you put the lid back on? Everyone, let's do it together. I'll put you into the scene. Oh, yeah, please. I've just got off my leather couch after I finished writing my journal, which was also ironically in a leather-bound book. And it was the same leather as the couch in the book,

so you just know everything's matching and perfect. And then I'm finished for the day. I'm about to kiss my beautiful daughter goodnight and then go and lay down next to my beautiful wife. But first I'm going to put the lid on my pen and go. You'll never have sex again. I won't need to. You don't need to.

Not interested. Couldn't care less. Isn't that beautiful? It is. So for a scramble of your love to say it, I think that I've just won a prize. You've nailed that. I've also got a you love to see it and it's been prepped well and I've searched deep into the well.

Amazing. Lindsay Rogers. Oh, hey, Lindsay. I know Tony and Ryan don't have control over what ads play in the podcast. We don't, yeah. But I'd like to think that someone at Spotify knows what they're doing. If they're in the market for business insurance, I have a recommendation.

Now, what is the name of this business insurance company? His Cox. So it just says on the screen, His Cox, and then, like, button, like, buy now. And the thing about the Spotify ads is that the name of the company comes up on the screen. I actually didn't know that. Yeah.

So, oh, thanks for listening. Well, yeah, I don't. You were here when they recorded it. I see it live. And so it's just one of those, like, if anyone looks in the car, it just comes up and says. His cocks. What's she listening to?

His cocks. Do they have safe sex? Yeah, his cocks insured. Small business. That's hilarious. That is hilarious. What's she listening to? His cocks. Do they have safe sex? Yeah, his cocks insured. Small business. That's hilarious. That is hilarious? That's so funny. It's not just business insurance.

Small business insurance. And you know what? I reckon that I want to take out some insurance so that I can sign the paperwork with this pen. I would like to sign his cocks. The metal tip. Sum's on the tip. And how.

Thanks so much for listening today. We love having you over to the house. But to clean up after yourself. Mind the ants on the door on the way out. Actually, if everyone who comes over today just does a little. Oh, if everybody did. If we did a whip round and everyone just gave me a dollar, I could just get someone in to take care of it.

I was going to say, if everyone just came and took to take care of it. I thought you were going to say if everyone just came and took care of one ant each. Oh, that would also work. Yeah. Yeah, because I reckon there's about one and a half million ants. Yeah, great. Great, great, great, great, great. Love you so much.

Normal and I's back tomorrow. Chat to you then. Bye. Love you.