Toni and Ryan - Toni Gets THE SHOPPIES
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Sometimes when you've had a bit of a stressful day, you get the shoppiece.
You just need to buy something.
Well, you woke up one day and you're just like, oh, fuck, I'm just in the mood to buy shit.
And then we let her loose.
Hi, I'm Elizabeth from New Milford, Connecticut in the US.
Hi, I'm Denise from Annie Ganesh, Nova Scotia.
Hi, I'm Cassie, and this is Artu.
We're from Florida, Alabama, in the US.
And I approve this podcast.
Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast.
Bonjourna.
Welcome to Sicily.
Not Italy.
Episode two of Tanala and Riano is coming up soon.
For those playing along at home,
Tony accused my character of looking like a gay pirate
because of the shirt he was wearing.
A beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, fancy pirate.
Thank you.
It just took me by surprise.
But when you said you were going to buy a white linen shirt,
I just just shoot like a classic button-up linen.
You know that like a fancy person would wear on a yacht or something?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I was picturing.
I also just...
Was it because of the rope tie up up the front?
The rope tie at the top kind of made you look like you're in mama-meau.
I feel like I would still wear that on a yacht.
Yeah, I reckon a pirate would wear it.
Oh, there's a guy out there wearing the exact same top.
Yeah.
Good for him.
Love that.
I think of Seth Rogen.
So we are...
Oh, I could find out for you if you want.
He's in Kahn at the moment or was in Kahn.
Oh, we'll get the boat there.
That's how we got there.
Yeah.
I...
Yeah, so we're in Sicily.
And we have really loved all...
the greenery everywhere.
It's like so stunning.
When you look up the mountain and stuff, it's gorgeous.
Another has been to Italy before, so we didn't really know what to expect.
And there are so many cactuses here.
Which I did not know.
But like massive like a tree with them like billowing out.
Like they've obviously been there for a long fucking time, like hundreds of years.
And I did not expect the cactuses.
And they are all real, which I found out last night because as we left here to
go for dinner. I walked past and I didn't notice Lily standing there and I walked past her and
she went, oh hi. And she came a bit of a fright and I turned around and talk to her and I smacked my hand
and my arm into a cactus. This is on the way to dinner last night. Did you not hear about this, Charles?
And so I don't know if you can see it, but it's a bit swollen, but all of these red dots
up my arm. It's because all of the pricks weren't in, the fuck little pricks went into. The fuck little pricks
went into me and like swelled up my arm last night yeah and I was just before dinner last night
if you want to put two and two together for those playing long at home search for Sicily
Sicily's worst restaurant review and it was left by ass yeah last night food was great
news aid du pasta I believe it was called in Tamina we got there and it wasn't a great
experience at the restaurant and Tony goes, oh, I've had a bad run because when I came down here,
I actually bumped my arm and I was like, oh, that sucks. And then she says, on a cact, because I'm
that is the last thing I expected to hear. Ryan goes of all the ways that sentence could have ended.
Cactus was just the last on my list. And yeah, it fucking really got me as well. I reckon there's a
bit in here. I can feel a bit where there's a spike still in there. And I, but I can't get it.
It's just here.
And when I run my fingers along,
I can feel the end of the pre-
I can't get it out.
Would you like me to get some tweezers?
Well, I have to, thank you.
I do have tweezers.
But you know when like you've got a splinter
and you have to wait for your body to like start to reject it?
Yeah.
I think I just have to wait.
But yeah,
there's two little bits where there's like ends of the cactus in my arm
and I just have to live with it.
What am I going to say when I go through customs?
They're going to go, are you bringing anything back with you?
I got, well, I got some cactus in my arm.
Yeah.
And they go, oh, were you in Mexico?
No, I was in fucking Italy.
They go, Sicily.
So, yeah.
And how are you feeling this morning?
I actually feel better.
I do feel better.
Had a little cry in the restaurant.
As I said to Tony, after she cried in the restaurant,
I said, I actually loved this because if we went home and I'd cried more times than you on the trip,
it would just like the whole world would be out of order a little bit.
No, no, no, no.
We can all cry as many times we need to.
Now we've had one each.
We maintain a good ratio.
Yeah, no, it's good.
So, but we're,
we're back.
I think so.
I do have cactus in my arm,
which feels foreign.
But if you were sunburnt,
would,
I feel like cactus is a thing that,
oh,
I'm thinking of aloe vera.
That's eucalyptus.
In my brain,
they were the same thing.
I'm like,
maybe having cactus in you is great.
Oh, no,
sorry, eucalyptus and aloeira aren't the same,
are they?
Alibore is its own plant.
Yeah,
It is.
Is it from the cactus family?
Well, I guess it's technically a succulent or a cactus.
I'm married, mate.
I was succulent.
We almost saw Charles's lunch just before.
Yeah, I know.
We just saw Charles's succulent on the way here.
You know what's crazy?
What?
Some people get dressed, then come out of their bedroom.
Yeah.
Some.
Yeah.
Others.
Yeah.
Well, Charles also then showed us his sack over there, remember?
That's what I was talking about.
Oh, that was sacrilege.
Yeah.
Don't worry, Charles.
We're not going to give you the sack.
You have to ask.
We've invented a new word on this trip.
We have.
Maybe not a word, but coined a term.
coined a state of mind, a state of being.
So if you're having, actually, before we say what it is,
what mood are you in to get this?
Because I think there's many ways to get there.
One of the ways that we experienced was,
be cheeky.
Yep.
I also think it could be a bit of a pressure valve, a stress release.
Yep.
If you haven't a bad day, maybe this would help.
Do you want to say what it is?
Sometimes when you've had a bit of a stressful day, you get the shoppies.
You get the shoppies.
You just need to buy something.
And we have, you know, in the past, both shared our experiences with an impulse purchase,
which has come from feeling.
a bit cheekier, a bit excited or a bit of a stressful day.
And you go, I'll just let off some steam.
Retail therapy, I guess back in the day they called it.
And whilst on this trip, I believe, Danielle, it was you that said at first, that you go,
I've just got the shoppies.
I think it was actually Lily.
Lily, yeah.
Lily said it.
Well, you woke up one day and you're just like, oh, fuck, I'm just in the mood to buy shit.
I'm really in the mood to buy something.
And then we let her loose in a town that will take your fucking money.
Oh, yeah.
London was more than happy to take my cash.
Yeah.
Yeah. Just for those playing along home, do you want to share some of your haul?
Yep. I bought, well, I was very, very excited because two brands that I love to buy from are London-based and the shipping is so expensive.
Lucy and Yack, which lots of people, whenever I wear their stuff on the podcast, lots of people are, I love Lucy and Yack.
They've got a really great size range. Their jeans are amazing. I definitely recommend.
The other one that I have loved buying from forever, also London-based, very expensive.
Lazy Oaf.
You know the jumper that I wear that's got like the happy and sad faces all over it?
That's from Lazy Ove.
Sick.
And you feel like even though you hadn't been there, you just like you walk into a store
that you vibe before years and you're like, oh, here we are.
The first thing I ever bought from Lazy Oaf was in 2016.
So 10 years, yeah.
I've been waiting to go to the store.
Yeah, I was so proud of myself.
And Tony goes, you know what?
I'm in London.
My favorite brands are in London.
I've got the shoppies.
I've got the shoppies.
And then I bought some Doc Mark.
Martin sandals as well.
Which are fucking awesome.
Thank you.
Yeah.
So we've all been having the shoppies.
And thank you to Lily for coining that term.
Because when you just get the shop,
now I've got some amazing business stats, which is my favorite area.
God, you just take something so fun.
58% of people are more prone to shoppies when stressed.
Oh.
The shoppies hit the hardest after a hard day.
I can see why people would get, would think that.
And it's also just fun.
You're like, I've had all this stuff.
I want to do something fun.
I want something for me and I'm going to go buy something.
I think when I'm stressed though, I feel guilty really easily.
And spending money makes me feel really guilty if I'm like not feeling too well.
So I've got the stars need to align for me to go.
I'm going to buy that thing.
Yeah.
For me, I get the shoppies in KFC drive-thrus.
Yeah.
Well, you've had the shoppies here in CIS.
Well, you attempted to have the shopies.
I've taken photos.
I've sent back to Australia for wife approval.
And some green ticks have come back.
Have they?
Yeah.
Which one?
Watch this space.
Not that blue stripy top.
No.
No.
No.
The shoes.
Slay.
I didn't mention the tattoos that we're all getting on Friday.
Yeah.
Tattoes are up in the air, but yes.
More business statistics.
Oh, yes.
After, this is actually crazy information.
I think we're all better off for knowing.
Yep.
And the big companies don't want you to know this.
Yeah.
Have I done enough LinkedIn talk?
No, I love it.
B2T marketing.
After 40 minutes of shopping,
people stop making rational decisions
and start making emotional decisions.
Yeah.
The shoppies are literally a medical condition
that kicks in at the 40 minute mark.
Because you say I'm going,
oh, do I need this?
And you go, no, no, no, no.
I want this.
Yeah.
I think also the psychology for me is that the first step is the hardest.
And then it's like, well, I've decided that now I'm on a role.
And it's not spending money.
It's just spending a bit more.
Which I know isn't like logical.
Rational versus emotional.
But I think that for me, it's like when I...
I'm either shopping or I'm not shopping and I'm shopping.
And I've started to shop.
So now I might as well, you know.
So the 40 minute mark is like the mark.
large shopping centers are designed to keep you there for over 40 minutes.
They know if they get you to the 40 minute mark, it's on.
I know it's not hot take day,
but this is why paying for parking at a shopping center doesn't make sense.
Because it should be free because they want you to stay.
The longer you stay, the less you should pay.
So hang on.
No hot take tomorrow.
It's already been done.
That's crazy.
If you stay for 40 minutes or less, you must pay.
It's $20.
But every hour beyond that, it goes down.
Or I reckon if they go, it's $20 for 40 minutes or free if you stay for after.
Yeah.
Because they know if you stay for 40.
You're probably slinging.
Yeah.
Or you've been standing in the line waiting for a cheesy garlic nun at the bloody Maharaja Palace.
And I would wait for that.
Are you ready to have your mind blown?
Always.
56% of supermarket revenue is from impulse purchases.
Let me tell you.
I'm going to walk you through a scenario.
Let me paint this pitch for you.
You walk in to a Coles or worth any supermarket.
Alito, a Liddle.
Liddle?
Liddle.
Liddle, whatever it's called.
Little.
A little.
Fuck.
Okay, the eight options we gave were all wrong.
A Tesco, whatever.
You walk in.
Normally, the fruit and veg is kind of,
you walk in, but then all the aisles.
And you know the aisles, they've got all that shit.
Yeah.
Same around the world.
Yeah.
You know what else is the same around the world?
The fun stuff on the ends.
The fun stuff on the ends, that gets you.
Because you go, well, I don't need any chocolate.
Oh, but there's some chocolate on the end.
Oh, I don't need any more moisturiser.
Oh, but there's moisturiser on the end.
Oh, I don't need sunscreen.
Oh, but it's on special and it's at the end.
You go, oh, well, I'll get some sunscreen and moisturiserer some chocolate and a chippies.
None of that's on your list.
Name one of the brands from the end stuff.
Cadbury.
Did you know that brands like Cadbury pay Woolworths and Coles to be put on the end?
Product placement.
Yeah.
But they're like, we will pay you to put our stuff there.
Because we know we get that back.
Because we know people like Tony Lodge get busy on the end of the aisle.
Oh, I am just a marketer's wet dream.
Truly.
Yeah.
And it works.
It works.
It works.
It works.
I do it every time.
Last final stat.
Yeah.
Supermarket stat.
You know how every now and then they kind of like do a renovation and they move stuff around?
Yeah.
Like in the supermarket.
Like they're Coles in Eltham.
They've just moved the frozen stuff to the other end and they've rebuilt stuff.
And there's like a new freezers and stuff.
Yeah.
But they're in different spots.
I like that because it makes them all fun.
It's like you don't know what's coming.
Marketers dream, ladies gentlemen.
Why?
So when you.
you get into a routine, you subconsciously know where stuff is. So you go into autopilot.
So you're not going to get you 40 minutes. Like highway hypnosis. Yeah. And you go, I go into there.
I get my that. I get my that. I get my that. I get my that. And I leave. There's no time for emotional
purchases because you're just like in the fucking zone. So then they deliberately go, hey, why don't
we just fucking move around? So then you actually have to wake up from the hypnosis and go, oh,
where is that stuff? Then you start paying attention when you're walking. And that's when you buy all the other
random shit. I wonder how much like less what the statistics of that are now, the like emotional
purchases in the shopping. What did you say? 56% of revenue. Yep. I wonder what the shift is now
with online shopping. Because if I do my shopping online, I don't buy anything I don't need because I
just type in what I need. But don't even when you open the app though, you know the first thing like,
oh, this is on special or if you bought one of these, did you want one of those? Do you ever like?
I don't click on it though.
Because we,
I think we've almost got like our regular shop
and we just click like same as last week.
Yeah.
But like if I...
That's costing them.
Well,
I wonder what the shift would be.
What's on the end of the aisle if you don't see a fucking aisle?
I want,
like genuinely I'm interested to see what like if people are buying less of the extra stuff.
Because yeah,
I just,
if I don't see it,
but if I go into the shopping centre where I go to buy,
because Tobs takes like a Musley Bar to work every day,
where I go to buy the bars.
I'll go,
oh, there's a new type.
I'll grab them for him as well.
But if I'm not looking in the shop,
I just buy the same ones every time.
You know what I mean?
They should cancel the internet.
Yeah, because that's costing them a fortune.
So dumb serious business chat.
We suppose we're talking about the shoppies.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
I do get the shoppies in the supermarket sometimes though.
And then, you know, oh, tell me, okay,
question without notice.
Where in the supermarket would you go if you had the shoppies?
Like, what is a fun section of the supermarket?
where you go, I can...
Okay, there's two.
And one is a bit of a throwback for me, but there's two.
I wonder if we're thinking the same thing.
Okay.
Now, have you locked in two for yourself?
Oh, two.
Okay.
I've definitely got one.
Okay, but if one is natural to you?
Yep.
Do you want me to say mine?
No, I want you to say mine.
Oh.
And you reckon it's a bit of a throwback.
One of them is, but I'll accept the other one.
The other one was the same as yours.
And we're talking supermarket, not bodilow, like,
standalone super...
Marker.
My regular one is the same as your regular one.
Do you reckon it is?
Yep.
Do you want me to say that one?
Say what you think mine is.
A bit of a throwback.
No, no, but that's separate thing.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, mine is the Tupperware section.
No.
Because they've got all the containers there and like ones for little sources and stuff.
I love it.
I actually do love that.
But you know I love a stationary shop for similar reasons.
Little notebooks, little bag.
Yeah.
It would all like, oh, you wouldn't put your satchel in your laptop that goes in your other bag, would you?
Were you going magazines?
Magazine section.
That was my section.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's amazing.
Charles is yawning.
He's never seen a magazine in his life.
Yeah.
Can I see the magazine on the iPad?
Yeah, it's not the same.
I used to love going to the magazine section, just clicking through the papers, like feeling good.
Because what was that shop you used to go to where they sold every magazine around the world?
Magnation.
I know too much about you.
Yeah.
Used to be on the corner of Collins Street.
was like three stories and had a coffee, like a cafe place in there.
And then I think they moved to Melbourne Central.
Where would you go, Charles, if you have the shop is supermarket only?
Mine would be aisle one because it has all like the dairy-free stuff and there's always
like new like stuff in there to like choose from.
Yeah.
So that's where I would go.
Like the health food section.
It's the health food, but it's like it's not just health.
But they also have like gluten free.
Yeah.
So my current day one is the fridge aisle because sometimes you get lucky with like a
random chocolate yoga or they or you walk in and goes oh there's this new kind of like strawberry
yogurt that's good or like a random cheese and you're just like fuck yeah oh yeah a cheese section
fucks me in the ass do you know what the fridge one not the froze mom of the fridge one yeah yeah
yeah i know because there's look at that little jar with bocuccini's because this people aren't
fucking realizing there's two cheese sections there's three there's three yes because there is
the one up near the milk with the grated cheese there's the one down near the
fruit and veg which has like the soft like softer cheeses or fancier hard cheese and then there
is like your camemberts and your breeze etc they're in another spot cheese needs to lift
oh for my job fuck a cheena we've got a few more days in sicily yep if you got the shot
like what have you seen that you go fuck you wouldn't would you besides us getting tattoos um
I have seen so many beautiful sun hats that I know I would regret buying because I'm not going to be able to get at home.
As someone who's carried a cowboy hat all the way from Dallas to 36 cities in America.
But this is on your way home though.
I know.
But so, because we're going from here to Roma.
Yeah.
And you can put stuff in the top bit of the hat.
It actually like if you do it right.
I don't have space in my case.
Like the shoppy, I, like I'm full.
Oh, the previous shop is of...
Oh, yeah.
And I have had to put things into Danielle's suitcase.
Does Danielle know that yet?
Yeah, it's the art department suitcase.
And it's full of everyone's stuff.
Yeah, everybody's kind of just like throwing things that Danny Inc gone.
You know that other suitcase?
She's like, yeah, well, everybody's given that.
I was planning on putting some stuff in there.
And Charles has split up his luggage between all of us so that he doesn't have to take it all on the boat.
On the, oh, because he's going to cry.
I was like, see, see you catching a boat back to Australia?
I've got a jacket in.
Danny's suitcase.
Amazing.
So we've all more than enough split our stuff up.
I was planning on using that Danielle suitcase.
Yeah.
But I think it's really full.
Should we, okay, okay, logistics chat.
Should we just buy another big suitcase and have another junk suitcase?
Because I can just put another one under my.
Oh, no, because you're catching the train now.
Ryan can take it.
you are taking the big work suitcase already.
All this stuff, all this equipment.
I'm taking that home.
Don't look at me like that.
She fucking suggested it.
I stood up for you immediately.
Speaking for the people.
Do you know that we've got cheese and meat in the fridge?
And yogurt.
I have heard rumors.
And Diet Coke.
Well, it's Coke Zero.
It's Coke Zero.
It's Coke Zero, whatever it's called.
Should we have that now or after this episode?
Maybe after we cut to a new episode of Tonela and Riano.
That's coming up soon.
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All right.
But welcome to Sicily and welcome to episode two of Tanella and Rihano.
Last time in Porto Tateaupe.
Tonella hasn't slept.
Riano hasn't called.
The sangria is warm.
And the wound is fresh.
Yeah, it is.
After finding out her former lover, Riano, is now engaged.
A heartbroken Tonella Lavella is pouring her heart out to the ocean below.
Boniorna Ocean, can you believe it?
The ocean couldn't respond.
It is just water.
It just waved.
Get it?
Wave.
Ocean.
Get it?
Do you get it?
He's engaged to a woman.
who isn't me?
Who is she?
Who the fuck is she?
Rihano walked out from a local cafe.
Tonella.
Tonella wipes her tears
and fixes her always perfect fringe.
Thank you for that.
Were you having the breakfast in there?
No, I just needed to use the bathroom.
Did you know there's gluten in pizza and pasta?
So what is her name?
This so-called a fiancé.
Francesca.
But we call her Fran.
She is fine.
She wears a fedora and we live together in Florence.
Of course she's fine.
What does she do?
Fine friend's job starts with an end.
Any guesses?
Is she a nutritionist?
She's going to live forever and are not going to die of feelings and his broken heart.
Tonella, Francesca is a good person and yes, a great nutritionist.
She is kind, she is thoughtful, and she understands macros.
Don't talk to me about macros, Ryan.
But every time I am with her, I am thinking of...
Don't say it.
I am always thinking of you.
Well, that is extremely unfair to Francesca.
I know.
And is unfair to me!
I know, but...
Riano takes a deep breath and looks out to the ocean with a pained expression.
Tonella, why did you leave me?
after that night I woke up and you were gone
no not no message
just abandoned again
you know what you did
I do not know what I did
a man that came to my door
a stranger he told me everything
his name was
a Johnny
Riano looked stunned
in complete disbelief
did Johnny look exactly like me
no no
I've never seen
seen anyone look anything like him before.
He was in a hat.
Tonella, I have an evil identical twin brother named Johnny.
Are you sure he didn't look exactly like me but wearing a hat?
I have never seen that the man before him alive, and I have not seen anyone who look alike him since.
Rihano puts on a hat.
Tonella is shocked, and she yells.
Johnny, where did you come from?
Are you in here?
Tonela, it's me and Rihano.
I'm just wearing a hat like Johnny does.
Johnny, what are you talking about?
Riano removes the hat.
Riano, thank God for the back.
Johnny was just here and now he disappear again.
Riano looking confused, puts the hat back on.
A Johnny?
Oh my God, where did...
Riano takes the hat off again.
Tonela, it's been me the heart.
whole time. Johnny is my evil identical twin brother except he wears a hat.
I don't think I get it. I don't think you get it.
Tonella does in fact not get it yet.
But tomorrow on Tonella and Riano, what tricks will evil identical twin Johnny play?
What did he say to Tonella that night? And will he appear once more?
God, I can't believe what's shaping up on Tonella and Riano.
No. It's crazy, right? It's amazing stuff.
Even though Tonella doesn't get it, do you get it?
I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it yet.
Okay.
Waiting for it to come out.
Gotcha. Gotcha.
I want to watch it all while.
Yeah, binge it.
Yeah, I binge.
To get it away from it's all coming out.
I do have you love to see it, though, that we can watch now.
We don't have to wait.
I've just popped it in our group chat so you can click on that.
I'll share the link to the video, and if you're watching on YouTube, it's, it's
up on the screen now.
And the text is singing,
I've got it here,
singing millennial bangers to the sharks
in case I've never heard it before.
And it's someone underwater playing music
to these sharks underwater.
So it's singing,
welcome to the Black Parade
by my chemical romance
to these sharks underwater.
Sharks need bangers too.
Yeah.
And the captioning,
is the odds of sharks hearing welcome to the Black Parade are low, but never zero.
So I just really like that.
It made me laugh so hard.
And also because some elder millennials, you know, they are with sharks now.
And that's cool.
That is cool.
Yeah.
They grow up so fast.
Yeah.
My love to see it is from Dr. Mark Lewis.
Hi, Dr. Mark Lewis.
He received a Google review after doing surgery, if he's a surgeon.
Oh, I never thought about a Google review.
a doctor.
Should I leave, um...
Dr. Butt?
Should I leave Dr. Peter Taylor, uh, review from after he fucked my foot up, nice and good?
I think you've reviewed him thoroughly enough on this podcast.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think so too.
He doesn't want to hear from Megan.
Here's what the review said.
Um, great surgery.
Dr. Lewis literally saved my life.
Oh my God.
Amazing.
Four stars.
Oh.
Dr. Lewis is like taking a screenshot and replied, just being like,
like save the guy's life but what are you got to do for five stars around you he literally
saved my laugh like you've saved my laugh you've saved my laugh tell you save the laugh dance
but imagine yeah you're just like slaving away saving this life four stars yeah four stars yeah oh
they didn't have any refreshments in the waiting room so yeah yeah imagine finding out you
still alive and they only have Coke zero in the hospital.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Haven't I suffered enough?
Mate, put me back under.
Whatever you did, don't do it.
I'm actually fine.
So tomorrow, make sure that you come back and join us because we will be sharing
episode three of Tonella and Riano, the Italian bar of slow-bop-bye.
We're actually going to find out a big secret.
So practicing.
That we might not have seen coming.
and also what is the evil identical twin brother Johnny actually up to?
What's he doing?
What does he need from us?
Yeah.
Yeah.
All will be revealed tomorrow.
And can I tell Rihano about it?
Can Tonella tell Rihano about it?
Because I don't think he gets it.
Love you.
See you tomorrow.
Bye.
