Toni and Ryan - Toni Got Me Laid

Episode Date: July 6, 2026

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I used Tony moaning on the podcast to get my boyfriend in the mood. Tony was moaning. My boyfriend's ears pricked up. And next thing you know, I was very late for work. Hi, this is Jill from Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA. Hi, I'm Erica from Kansas City, Missouri. Hi, I'm Pete from Kilmore, Australia. And I approve this podcast.

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is bestselling Dr. Author, Tony Lodge. My name is Ryan. Thank you so much for joining us. If you've had a shitty day at work or you've got a shitty day at work coming up, worry about that later. Don't we all. Worry about that later.

We've got 30 minutes to have a brain break. I've got a really shitty day at work. No. Sorry, that was just a joke. This is a brain break. Yeah, sorry. No, no, no. And I was just trying to add some levity.

But yeah. Don't want to rob it in that I got the best job in the world. So true. You know. Yeah. You know. Just a man of the people. Oh, it's tough out there.

Yeah. all fact these days. Working nine to the fan. Yeah. Milk and everything. Yeah. My literal favorite thing right now is cooking in the whole world. And what?

You're in it. I am. I used to really, it made me really anxious to like cook dinner and stuff. But, and this is the ultimate fucking, when you keep going with something, even if you don't really want to like cooking dinner, you actually do get better. Like cooking is a real. skill that you start to like trust yourself a little bit and I've never been very good at trusting myself or trusting my gut I think cooking is like really helping with that it's teaching you

the growth mindset yeah it actually is and this is not a fucking tech bro situation but um torbs has been working no it's a mel robin situation talking oh no torbs has been working really really late this week so I've kind of like batch cooked some dinners Tony wants cooked dinner let them No, we're not doing that. But so I batch cooked a bunch of things. And last night, I was like, I get to cook dinner. And I was like, oh, I already cooked. And I was really gutted that I didn't get to cook dinner.

Because you already done it. Yeah, because I'd already done it. So I made a batch of conji. You know, like Chinese porridge. Yeah. I made a batch of that. You have to stand over the stove for like 45 minutes. Yeah, you can't let it sit.

And look what I have. When you didn't even need to. I didn't even need to. But I was just like, oh, well, can I cook tonight? And look for my breakfast this morning. Fuck off. I know. Kongi, we got some green shit.

We got some boiled salted eggs in there. So I made myaq eggs, like the Korean. Oh, are you fucking joking with that? I know. Isn't it so unreal? I made that for breakfast this morning. Oh, so we did you get that bowl? It's an old one.

It's from in the roundhouse. You know that brand? But this looks like I've looked up a restaurant in Hong Kong on fucking what's the food thing? Thank you for saying that. That rates them. Yelp. Sure. When was the last time you looked at Yelp, dog? Also, if you turn it on its side, it can't because of where the eggs are.

It looks like a bit of a smiley face. It does look like a smiley face. But the spoon makes it look like it's smoking a cigar. So my breakfast is cool. You made congey for breakfast because you'd already made dinner. I made the batch of congey last night and then put the whole thing in the fridge. And I was like, oh, and I'll just spoon some out every morning. And then, yeah, the soft wheeled eggs.

You guys are living a different life to the rest of us. I made last night and let them marinate. I know. I was so proud of myself. And then this morning, I woke up before my alarm. Tobs woke me up. He was having a shower. And I was like, I got to have my egg thing.

I was so excited. I don't know if that's the. the most beautiful thing I've heard or the saddest thing I've heard. It can put kennel lost both. Yeah, but that is actually amazing and impressive. It was so fucking yum. It was so delicious. I did have to give my teeth a really good brush after though.

Yeah. Because I'd eaten like soy sauce and raw garlic just for breakfast. Yeah, that'll really start your day right. Oh, fuck. I'm just looking at it. I'm like feeling emotional. I know. It was so yummy.

I'm just so proud of myself. But yeah, cooking, it's in. Hot tape. Hot tape. In for 226. Cooking food. Cooking, yes. When did you start, I don't know, like.

No, Slay. Like, when did you start cooking? Like, with this mindset, with this new energy. New mindset has probably only been a month or two. Right. But I had to start cooking. Because Todd's used to do all the cooking. Yep.

Because he enjoys it and he's quite good. And so he was like, oh, I'm happy to do it. But when he started this job, so almost three years ago now, because he works late. I was like, oh, my God, I'm going to have to cook every night. fucking sit around here and wait for you to get home and it'd be midnight by the time we're eating. Yeah. And I used to dread it every day. I'd be like, fuck.

And I have to cook dinner. Like I just, it made me really anxious. Right. Because I just wasn't that good at her and I didn't really like it. But then I started looking at it like it was food craft. And I know that sounds really fucking dorky. And yeah,

I'm a fat loser and it's okay. Because I started looking at it like food craft and like it was like a crafting opportunity, but just with raw chicken. and that really helped. That actually really helped, but I had to like trick myself into doing it. How can you trick me? And I realize I'm asking this question.

While making fun of me. No, whilst I'm about, six minutes away from the run. We'll get to the run. I'm about 11 days out from needing to run 10 kilometres. Yep. I've got the kick app and thanks to kick for sponsoring one of the kilometers.

Yes. There's like a couch to 5K and there's this and that. There's no couch to 10K and eight day program. No. But Tony, considering you turned food into a crafting activity. Yep. How can you reframe running in my mind?

Because here's the thing I'm not good at with running. It's running. Yeah. No. That's my weak point. This is why people should be donating because it's really, it's hard. I love looking at shoes online. Yes.

Yep. I love the thought. Sorry. When you just said that I like pitch at a stiletto. Yes. But you obviously mean running shoes. Yeah. Like all the gear, no idea.

I've got an idea. I just don't like it. The idea of left foot, right foot. Like, I get it. But I don't like it. So give me my reframe. Oh, okay. You're putting me on the spot.

We can work through this together. What is something that you like and you look forward to? KFC. What if, um, see, it's tough because that doesn't. Swimming with my daughter. Yeah, but those things you can't like. So with the craft and the cooking, I'm like, oh, it's just like following the recipe is like a Putton, you kind of cut it all up.

It's just like swimming with Mabel, without the pool and without Mabel. And with running. And you have to run. Fuck, that sucks. Like, because you like listening to business books. Is there a way to apply like a mindset thing from a business book you've read that makes you feel more, you know, the growth opportunity of this running adventure? I mean, you can tell I've never listened to a business book. The ROI of the run.

What's the RRI of the run? Is that we're getting this little puppy? Yeah. So does the dog live with us? Is that what? No. No, it doesn't. What?

The dog doesn't live with us. No. Oh. It's one of us. Little Tarpa is one of us. One of us. But depending on their training, they will be helping someone with low vision or maybe be a therapy dog or being in a school helping kids. Yeah.

Okay. So how can we reframe the run? I've had a huge blow just. in learning we're not getting a dog. So I'm going to have to come back from that new smart. Okay. What about? Well,

I mean, you're running for the dogs. Yeah. So the good part of it, like you've already got a motivation. It's just that you need to help with the click-clack. So I think I need to think about the dog whilst, when I wake up,

instead of thinking about running, because ooh, I need to wake up and think about little tarpa. You need to think about puppy tarpa. Yeah. And all the people that he's going to help. And then... And then get on the click-clack.

I've got some ideas about the run that we can get to. But yeah, so my breakfast was absolutely late. Thank you so much for acknowledging me. You are welcome. It's knowledge-worthy. If you're listening to the pod, go check out. We'll put it in the... We'll pop it on the thing.

The episode thread in the Facebook group. These are top confessions. Tony and Ryan.com.com. You can submit your stories. And if you submit a confession, they are anonymous. Frustratingly anonymous. We cannot get back to you. don't say don't you want to hear this story we can't say yes let me know if you want me to tell you

more details yeah we assume we want all the details my partner and i were cracking up at tony and ryan's fake moaning on the episode called i made out with the maintenance guy and somehow that laughing turned into something else next thing we knew we were in bed doing the fake moans and then they became real moans thank you tony and ryan Ryan forgetting me laid. Mony and Ryan? Yeah. That's hot.

And we've got multiple messages saying the same thing. The next one is... Do you have the audio of us moaning? I've got it. I've cut it up. It's my ringtone. This is Pavlov's tapir. Another tarpa.

I use Tony and Ryan to get laid. I use Tony moaning on the podcast to get my boyfriend in the mood. It started by accident. The pod was playing while I was getting ready for work. Then Tony was moaning. My boyfriend's ears pricked up. And next thing you know, I was very late for work. Odd.

How do you feel about this? I love it. It's a, what an honor and a privilege. It's like a threesome in a way. For some. Awesome, for some. Now I have every episode where Tony or Ryan moan bookmarked. I put one on whenever I'm in the mood

and then my partner hears it and he's going to oh okay it works every time I don't I don't want to disappear too far up my own ass with this but is that because we sound good is that what or is it just any moaning would do it

because remember when I heard my neighbours fucking when I lived in the apartment building and I was like we've got to have sex yeah yeah does it matter how hot it is? I think it just reminds you that... Sex is an option.

That sex exists. Because you do forget. Yeah. Sometimes. Although the other people fucking in the apartment. That was so fucking hot. Yeah. Like, and it was just hearing them that and we were just like,

ha-ha, whatever, like, yuck. And they were like, uh. Question, Tony Lodge. Question. When you are the one doing in an apartment building, is there a bit of, because I know for me, I'd be like, like, we're in an apartment building. Like, let's keep it down.

But it sounds like you're actually doing everyone else a favor. Yeah. Maybe you should be like, hey, we're in an apartment building. Let's turn it up. I feel like in an apartment building, you might be aware, but I think you forget a bit more because you're not with people you know. Yeah. Whereas if you were staying, say you're like staying with friends or, you know, sharing a fucking Airbnb or something, I think that you're like, oh, people we know, we know what are going to have to face in the kitchen in the morning. We can't be loud.

Gotcha. It's the face of me in the morning. Yeah, it's because you don't, they never, it's very, like it's very anonymous. Yeah. But yeah, I think that like in an apartment building, we're just like, oh, I'm at home. Like, who cares?

He gives a fuck, yeah. There's a twist in Pavlov's top story. The twist. Yeah. Actually, Charles. There's a twist. They're going to fucking come after us. Do they have some, like,

authority, music authority or something. Where to gay guys? Hot. Neither of a... Pride month is over, but you live on forever. Neither of us knew that a woman moaning would get us there. Tony Lodge, a true ally. Oh my God.

That's the hottest. All of a sudden, I'm even pussywitterer. That is the hottest thing I've ever heard. I just have a threesome with two dudes. Yep. You did give a gay boy a stiffy. Dream, dream come true. You're welcome, everyone.

That's amazing. I can't believe we've got this whole other talent. And if you want to get laid tonight, take out your earphones, put it on loud, and... It is also copy revision. Slate. Yes, maybe. I was actually implying someone moaned rather than the... Oh, okay, go again.

If you want to get laid, do you know, oh, that's not going to do it. I thought the timing was impeccable. The timing was right. It was just the wrong sound. So if you want to get laid, just get laid. just keep in mind. Sorry, it's because I've been given all of this. Like, I've been gassed up.

Sorry, I had to look away because it got too real. And your dogs are out. It's crazy. Leave the dogs out of this. Hi, I'm Pete from Kilmore. I'm Erica from Kansas City, Missouri. This is Jill from Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA. And you're listening to Tony.

A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tarpas, who all will be able to watch a very special Craft-noon live stream tonight. Tonight, if you're listening when this comes out. Yeah, if you're listening live, how's the traffic on 305 this morning? A man-deep Barty, thank you so much, Amand-deep in you if you watch the live stream tonight.

Amy, good on you, Amy, Taylor and Nicole. I'll fucking finger you're Nicole. Kate's, good on you, Kate's. Anna Delorme, Anna below me. Anita Pierce, I need a fucking peonness. Danielle Logan. Daniel Logan. Emily Grace, put it in my family face.

Emily Mapley. Sit on my Napley. Oh, how about you sit on my mapley? And we talk about the first thing that comes up. Ari Rodden. Tony's found out that she's getting people laid and it's really gaster up. It's gone right to my head. Yeah, I love it.

You know that internet meme? the other day of me being like, I'm about to be insufferable for four hours. Yeah, we'll extend that out. Four months. All the way through. Yep. So, live stream tonight to celebrate my best friend running for the dogs. Getting his dogs out for the dogs.

Dogs for the dogs. So Ryan is running 10Ks. Sleigh. Thank you. Ten slays, more like. Yep. For Guide dogs Victoria. I wish it was 10 slays and not 10Ks, but we'll get to.

How long would it take you to do 10 slays? Slay, Slay, Slay, Slay, Slay, Slay. Oh, not long. So we are hoping that a little pup will become one of us. Yep. We'll be trained up to be a little superhero dog. Yeah. Called Tapa.

Be a Tapa, live the Tapa life. Yep. And we are going to... We don't get to keep the dog. We don't get to keep the dog. I've just been informed that we don't get to keep the dog. But Ryan is running on Sunday the 19th of July. and we're going to be there cheering him the fuck on.

Thank you. So every single tarpa in Melbourne or outside of Melbourne travel down. Good excuse for a holiday. Yep. So I encourage every tarpa to come down. We are going to be on the corner of Anderson Street and Alexandra Parade. And you'll be able to spot us because we're going to be there. We're going to be hootin and hollering.

And the live stream tonight, we're going to be making some signs. How yeah. So you know how around like every New York Marriott. Boston Marathon, London Marathon. You see all of those viral videos of like funny signs people have held up. Yep. We are going to be that. We're going to go viral viral.

We're going to put Melbourne on the map of viral running signs. Yep. We're going to be on the mapathon. So true. Yep. So, yeah, the corner of Anderson Street, Alexander Parade, we will share that information again and again and again before the run. Yep, thank you.

But we're very excited to cheer you on. And tonight we're going to brainstorm, I think, some good puns for the running signs. But right now, and for everybody listening or watching on YouTube, I would love for you to send some feedback because I've thought that for all the tarpers that are going to fly to Melbourne, come and join us cheering you on, drive up from Geelong, drive across from the eastern suburbs. I don't know. Wherever you're coming from, Philip Island, maybe. Spirit of Tasmania Spirit of Tasmania Hop on the spitty tas

over the fucking Over the Great Australian bar Of the Tas? No, not even though So you're gonna need to be able To spot us in the crowd Oh, okay, yep We'll be able to see you

We can track you on your bib and stuff But you're gonna have to be able to find The TARP team So I've got some ideas for our outfit Oh, okay, yeah So this first one is quite straightforward forward, team Ryan.

Yep. Looks good. I think that really, like, does what it says on the tin. If you saw that, and maybe if I had like type team on the back, yep, you'd probably be like,

oh, there's the tapas I need to find, stand with, yell for Ryan as loud as possible. Okay. Another option here, run, Ryan, run. I don't mind that. Do you like that? Yeah. Because you like alliteration.

I like alliteration and I like Forrest Gump. A theme of alliteration coming. Oh, okay. Yeah. Cool. You do like Forrest Gump. I've never seen it. Should we watch that in preparation for the run?

How the fuck have you never seen that? I know. Is it long? Charles, how long is it? Yeah, it's long. Two hours, 22 minutes. I could watch that while you're running.

It might take me two hours and 22 minutes to run 10Ks. Like, we'll see who finishes first? That's going to be mean. Jerk myself off. Okay. Another, you like this one? Yeah. Should I pop that in the maybe pile?

Yeah. Okay. Ryan's got the runs? That's very funny. You like that? Very funny. Yep. So that's in the yes pile.

Speaking of me having the runs, I didn't realize that my bib had a chip on it so people could see exactly where I was up to on the race. So we'll be able to, like, oh, he stopped in that toilet area for five minutes. So people would start tracking that. But we'll, we're not going to give that information out to anybody else.

Like we'll be. Everyone can look it up. That's why that. Can you? Yeah. Oh, I thought we had to know your bib number to do that. And I was like, oh, people won't have it. Yeah, no, it's type in.

Yeah. It's like, yeah. So people are going to know when you're shitting. That's funny though. You like Ryan's got the runs? Ryan's running reinforcements. So like, where you're your team? Okay, that's cool.

Like we're behind you? Yeah, that's a no. See ya. Well, reinforcements is, it's just a big word for me. Slay. Well, you're not going to need to say anything because it's just your team back at the hood. Yeah, cool. Yeah.

Tony and Runyon. Runyon sounds like bunion and that's the last thing I need on the day. Oh, you don't want to buy. Oh, is this bad juju vibes then maybe? We're asking for a bunion. Yep. I'm going to put it in the maybe though. Okay.

This one, Coach Tony. Oh, I've asked you to coach me earlier and I just feel like this one is the most best one. Because that maybe would lead to a prop of me having a whistle. I do like you in a whistle. A whistle is fun. Tony Lasso is what we can call you. Because what I'm picturing is a grey matching track suit, this shirt, a hat and a whistle. And a hawkers.

So that if you. You have, if you've got to tap someone in, I could do it. Well, isn't the point we're meeting at about the 9.2 kilometre mark? Yeah. So if you need me to tap in for that last 800. And take all the glory. I could do it. I could do a little bit and then you could tap back in. Okay.

Yeah, cool. I could do that. I could do that. So coach Tony, I think that might be in the yes pile. Team Ryan John Run. That's good. RUNN, because it sounds a bit like done, your last name. Yep.

No, we got it. Yeah. Do you get it? Yeah. No, that's good. Yep. Ryan's running resources similar to the reinforcements

but a shorter word sounds a little bit linked in for me oh, slang, no, okay all right, this one I think is it needs a little bit of attitude

to deploy. Also the one day our printer's got fucking colour in it. I replaced the other day and you know that I did this because yeah but that's what I mean you've finally figured that out

and now you've used it all I'll replace it. Ryan's 10K yeah okay Like it's so, like it's easy. I like that. Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

And this one is my personal favourite. My dog is running for the dogs and he met Snoop Dog. I'll run in that. That's so good. That's three dogs. Yeah. So you're my dog, like big dog. Yeah.

And you're running for the dogs. Yeah. Plus Snoop Dog. My dog is running for the dogs and he met Snoop Dog. That is my favorite. Hang, what was the one before that? Okay. So we've got, my dog is running for the dogs and he met Snoop Dog.

Ryan's 10K Yeah, okay I think we can I can yes and that Yes Ryan's 10K Okay Slay

Yes Or 10Ks How about 10 slays I do Yeah okay So I wish that I'd come up With the 10 slays before this Because I would have

Preped one That said that I know you like the coach But I think any of these With a whistle and a hat Yeah We'll get that feeling I've got to be very honest

I really like Team Ryan run. Are you N? I am a big fan of that one. Coach Tony, I think you're right. We can lose that. The day's about you, not about me. And that Ryan's got the runs is another favourite. So currently we've got four maybes, the four yeses. Okay. Because you didn't like Tony and Runyon and you didn't like run, Ryan, and you didn't like Team Ryan. Bit boring. I liked him, but I think the others are better. Those three. And also Ryan's got the runs is on the floor. Sorry, I can't reach it.

Sorry I'll swap this for this Yep Okay so we're fucking off the 10 slays So we've got My dog is running for the dogs Ryan's got the runs And team Ryan John run

You let us know In the comments What you like the best Yep I like this And the whole crew I like it I like it

And the whole crew Is going to be wearing Them on the day Out Yeah We're not making a jumper For all the tap I'm so sorry

Yeah We've made merch For anyone in Byant So So yeah, let us know out of these three Yep Or if you've got a fucking wild card That is also in play

But we're So I think where you guys are I end up running past you twice Is that the vibe I got? Yes, so we'll end up seeing you on the way up And then you'll run back down as well So we can probably swap sides in the meantime So that will get you on both ways

And I'm not running for time So I'll as in Yeah There'll be plenty of high-fifference five some photos to be had, I'm sure. I love it. And to be fair. Sorry, Charles has just mocked up.

Ryan's 10Ks, okay, more like 10 slays. Yeah. It's too much words. Yeah. I think it's too wordy. Take it away, Charles. Yeah. You made me sick.

But I think that on the back of them will probably get like team tarp or Tarp team or something so that you can find us on the morning. Yep. But I will say that when we were at the Hackney half, when we're in London, Yep. Torbs and I were just walking to get breakfast. We ended up staying at the marathon for like two hours. The vibes were just immaculate.

So even if you can't find us or even if you don't make a sign, we would love to see as many signs as possible. Yeah. But even if you don't do that stuff, come down for the vibes. Ryan needs to be gassed up. We can say, hey, we can take photos. We can catch up. July 19, the corner again of.

Corner of. Alexander Parade and? And Anderson. street. Sweet. Yeah, and we'll get two versions. Yeah, and for those who know Melbourne, it's just a spot like just off the tan. So it's a really nice spot for a Sunday morning.

I think there's a few cafes around there and stuff like that. But we'd love to see you down there with us. But we'll remind you of the location and the times and stuff as we get closer. But Tony went for breakfast at the Hackney Half Marathon and ended up saying for two hours, Charles and I individually went for morning walks and both ended up drinking beers. Yeah. Which is a, it was the best vibes. The vibe of a running event, just really.

gets you. Yeah. It really, it, I'm not a gluten man and I was sucking down the beer at 930. The bill was gluten free.

And that's why Jubilee is my beer of choice. Is that what it was called? Jubilee or something. Yeah. I, like, I was just so emotional.

I was like crying as they're running past. And all these tippers that were running, well, oh my God, Tony, like recognize me as they will run by. It was amazing. When I run past you,

I'm going to go, oh my God, Tony. Yeah, no, the day's not about me. It's about you and it's about your dogs for the dogs. I'm going to be emotional.

by the end of it. We should have started that sooner. Ryan's Dogs for the dogs. Dogs for the dogs. Yeah, if we need to raise mine in the future, I'm like, I'll send you a feet pick if you donate. It's like jeans for jeans day, but dogs for dogs day. Yeah.

Stunning. Fuck. Next time. I think I'll be emotional at the end of the run. Absolutely. Not because of like emotion, emotions, but because my legs and hips will be snapping off. Yeah. Do you know what?

Training. I get it. No, no, no. Maybe Charles, could we organise? A wheelchair. The massage chair to be down there. And then as soon as Ryan's finished, we could pop him straight in that bad boy.

I've got like a massage gun. More like portable. Can we get our mate Deborah to come down? Who's Deborah? Remember she came to your house? Her name's not Deborah. What's her fucking name? So if you will know.

Brenda. Brenda! That's amazing. Hardly Noah. We'll get Brenda to come down. Yeah. Yeah, Brenda could come down and give you a little hoofy. Bring your elbows because my thighs are going to need them.

Do you want to give you a hoof job? It's the hoof job summer. Remember that video we made of the bison? I was like, if I was a bison, I'd give you a hoof job. That's funny. Charles, can we repost that video? Write that down. Want to repost hoof job.

Yes. Oh, good. I love to say, thanks for the effort and the energy that you put into those signs. But we should say thank you to everyone who has donated so far. Little Tapa, the little dog, is going to help someone blind, low vision, or they're going to be a school therapy dog, or they're going to work, like, in the courts with victims to help calm them out. There's a lot of different things that dogs can do to help people.

And depending on their training and what TARPA is best suited to, they're going to dominate. But thank you so much that, like, we have fun, but I really appreciate that everyone has chipped in a couple of bucks. Yeah. It's a really important cause to us, and it's really, really wonderful seeing people come around. And I believe we've also just posted a little character.

sell on Instagram. It's a bunch of different tarpers who have benefited from having dogs in the past and they've kind of shared their little story and some photos. So you can kind of see. It's really fucking cool. Like, you just, people are really awesome, eh? Yeah, it's really wonderful.

Question. Question. Was my year of being smugged this year or was that last year? It's every year, babe. Thank you. Sorry for saying, babe. Smug tarpa. Now, I've actually taken their name out of this.

For legal. For legal reasons. Yeah. And you'll know why. Is it you? No, it's you. No, it's not. It's not.

Although it does remind me of a former Tony Lodge. Remember that time when you asked for a pay rise purely to get paid what you're worth? The same as the boy that was doing the same job as me? Sort of, same energy. Charles? I just wanted to get paid the same as Charles. I wish I got paid the same as Charles. I asked for a pay rise because I was doing my job plus the job of three others.

Oh, can you help with this? Yeah, and then six months later, you're like, fuck, I'm actually doing fucking three people's jokes. Yeah, and it happens so slowly that you don't realize. You don't even realize. I asked for a pay rise and I said, Slay rise. A sleigh rise.

It's actually easier to give me a slay rise than for you to hire three other people. Like, give me an extra five or ten. It's cheaper than hiring everyone else. Totally. Yeah. Do we need to stop on sleigh rise? I'm so sorry. I've lost on sleigh rise.

Okay. this for a real. If you're being sent in this video, it's because the person who DM'd you deserves not a pay rise, a sleigh rise. Give them 10 more grand a year, or they're going to walk. Fuck you. And we'll fucking know about it. Yeah.

Oh, but also love you. Thank you. They're really great. And we appreciate the opportunity. The company said no. Oh, put the cum in company, you fucking cumps. So the smug tapper left. Got a higher paying job fucked off. Yep, yes.

But I just heard, says Smugta, because, you know, they're still about friends with some of the people who used to work there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're now struggling without me. Oh, don't you hate to see that? I've also heard they are now hiring multiple people to replace me.

Oh, imagine if you just gave me that 10 grand, you crossed the old white. I'm assuming. It's an easy assumption to make, but I'm assuming. Things will make you go. And the tab was like, well, you know. Suck my pussy flaps. Yeah.

She said it feels like a bit of a pointer. You love to see it. But I actually love to see it. I love to see it. Point it up me, babe. I love it. Said babe again. It's happening.

Yeah. It's an epidemic. It's the glasses, babe. It's a glass. It is. our babe glasses. Do you know what glasses I wore on the weekend? The Yars, I read the newspaper, but digital because Yars environment.

The Saturday paper. The black ones. From the good people at Squizz Media or 7am or Swartz or one of those ones. Sure. Deliciano wore those so many compliments. Did you? That's huge. Yeah, it was great.

Okay. Love that for you, babe. That's amazing, babe. And I tell you what, that you love to see it, babe, has just sent me right over the edge with smugness. Babe, you can. gonna love this. James Popper, who's a Tapa. Oh, Popper the fuck off, James.

And you will love to see this because he has started the pop and block. I've been working with my local game shop that sells like Pokemon cards and, you know, like games like that rather than like board games or video games, whatever. And they want me to start streaming with them. Fuck, yeah. Isn't that so sick? I've created a TikTok account where I'll be live streaming all things. Pokemon, Lorcahna, hardly knower.

I don't know what Lorcanor is, but I love the pun. Thank you so much. And Magic the Gathering. Things like surprise sets, ripping and shipping. Don't know what that is, but I absolutely live for it. That's what we do here with the top tumblers. We rip it and we ship it. Buy yours now.

Yes. Available at turning round.com.com. We rip it and ship it. The name is pack to pack, which is a great name. I'll pop the TikTok link up in the thing or whatever. but James said like we're trying you have to get on TikTok enough followers to be able to live stream like you can't just do it with like a flat account yep um so if as many people as as many tapers as possible could go over there and follow um just hit follow and then gas up

their content because then they can live stream because you can't live stream until a certain point yep same as youtube I think um oh is it right monetization only kicks in after like do you know what I could not wait for on Instagram to get the swipe up because that it's not like... It's 10,000. It's not that anymore. I love to swipe up.

The swipe up was so dope. Charles wasn't even born then. Why did they get rid of the swipe up? You don't remember swipe up. You're sick of me! You fucking child! And you fucked Charles! So it used to be on your Instagram story

it would be like swipe up for more. You would swipe up and it would take you to the link. Oh, speaking of child, Charles being a baby. It was so dope, Charles. Then they took that away. Now it's just a link sticker. Speaking of Charles being a baby. I can't believe you don't even know what that is, Charles.

That is so upsetting. I asked people to send there you love to see it through last week on Instagram. Oh my God, what do you Instagram? You know what? Pop off, babe. Instagram story. And Charles said, I bought dinner on the company card for the past year and no one noticed you love to see it. Do you know what?

I will not be surprised. Yeah, so obviously I was like fuck that guy. That's fuck him off. Did you check? And then, no, but... Has anyone done the accounting check? Ben. I checked.

Ben messaged me. Who's Ben? Well, Ta-up a Ben. You just DM me. Sorry, I was like, someone we know. I thought it might be Benny who did my bench. We got Benny back on the books, actually, which is quite fun. According to who.

On the books, not that you mean the... No, sorry. Did you get the worker... Okay, you need to calm down. Did you get the worker back? Or did you get the Nick? name Benny locked in. I'm going to answer this very honestly.

Both. No. Both. He doesn't like Benny. He doesn't, I don't think. I've started saying Ben, but now it feels more awkward to be unbacking in a name. Benny's back, though.

What's he doing? You know the little corner across from the thing where right now it's like our robo vac and stuff? Yep. Janine's house. Yeah, a little house for Janine and a little spot for our record player. Fuck, yeah. Yeah, it's going to be really.

cool. I'm really excited actually. Could have sent him some measurements. How about down, Charles? I don't borrow my, I've got measuring tape in my car. I love to. Ben says... I'm mask enough. I have a tape measure at home. Ben says... Back to Ben.

If you caught Charles stealing, what are you even going to do? Send a child to jail? That is hilarious, Ben. That is, hilarious, Ben. And do you know what, though? I don't want Charles to hear this. But that's what he's relying on. He's relying on the fact that we wouldn't send a baby to jail.

He doesn't know what we're capable of. Charles. Okay, well, that was excellent. Okay, but we would love for James to be able to live stream on TikTok. So please follow James' TikTok thing. The link is in the show notes and whatever. And fucking huge about our anonymous Tapper, getting to shove the fucking, the fuck out of those assholes of their old job.

I thought you were talking about people having sex because of the moaning. That too. And because when you said, fuck those assholes, are like they are. They are. And good for them. Salute you. Amazing stuff.

Sorry, for those flying along at home, Tony just did a salute and punch her self in the face. All good. I think you just need to calm down. I do. It's the congee. It's my breakfast has given me too much brain power.

I'm running at like 70 miles an hour. You know what? I've never thought until this day. About anyone else? I reckon with the... I'm actually going to have to ask you to take that back. And I do do that back. I do that back. Sorry, babe.

We have to take that off, Charles. Yeah, you can't be trusted. This is the last day. Yeah. I think with the energy that... The energy of the congey. You're saying it wrong. Yes.

The energy of knowing that people are getting laid to your moans. Yeah. The energy of both those you love to see. pumping you up. Yeah. I reckon you could run 10Ks today. I reckon I could too. I didn't even have my hawkers on.

Do you want to try? Yep. Love you so much. We'll see it. New segment tomorrow. What is that? It's called Have You Busted in Tony. Yep.

Details tomorrow. Love you. See you then. Bye. Love you, meow, meow. I think I need to start approving this. Love you. Bye.

You'll approve. Love you.