Toni and Ryan - Toni Had A Busy Weekend

Episode Date: May 4, 2025

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My name is Tony. This is Ryan and we never start an episode of our podcast without a TARP or approval. Yeah. TARP is a Tony and Ryan podcast. Now Tom is in Wales. Tom North Wales, very North. North Wales, very North. Don't you dare mention the South fucking Wales. Very North. Tom, I believe you've recently had a bit of an autocorrect incident. So, back in the day when you used to have to text

with the auto predicts back in the day, I've gone out for a meal with my friends and my dad was texting me to say how did the meal go? Yeah. And so I sent him a quick message saying oh yeah it's great and I meant to put I'm just licking my plate because that's what we used to say if we enjoyed a meal. Yeah. And I hadn't realized but I'd actually text him I'm just licking my slave. Oh. Oh, and dad's like, so who'd you go for dinner with? I don't think I've met that group of friends yet.

Yeah. Oh, but. Oh, but. Oh, but. Oh, but. Oh, but. Oh, but. Oh, but.

Oh, but. Oh, but. Oh, but. Oh, but. Oh, but. Oh, but. Oh, but. Oh, but. Oh, but. Oh, but, I meant slave. Oh, sorry. Am I correct again? No, I meant slave. I mean, I. Yeah, you know when you fuck it up five times in a row

and then you just throw your phone out? Yeah, that's why I don't have a phone anymore. Gotta give up. Tom, will you approve today's podcast? I would absolutely fucking love to. Yeah, legend, thank you. Hi, it's Tom here from North Wales and I approve this podcast.

As Tony sips her herbal tea, she has something to say. I actually feel like I wouldn't mind getting fucking loose ass. Do you want to go to New York next week and do that? Oh my God. Oh yeah, New York. New York. Guys. The party city.

Tony's come in this morning and there's something in the air. Something in the air. I'm in a good mood. I woke up early. I've journaled. I'm on top of the world. Did you journal? Dear diary, I want to get fucked up.

I feel like getting fucked up. No, but we were talking though, just before we hit go about how annoying it is when like your mental health's like maybe not amazing, but then you do all the things that they tell you like, journal or go for a walk or like have a vegetable dinner, you know, and you do those things and they work and you just get mad that it works.

It makes me so angry because- It makes me sick. When I'm in a bad mood, I just go fuck it, I'm getting KFC. Same. And it makes it so angry because- It makes me sick! When I'm in a bad mood, I just go, fuck it, I'm getting KFC. Same! And it makes it so much worse. And then I hate myself even more. Well, because you just go-

Or just have veggies, but veggies suck! I just want to indulge in like, sitting my filth, but then when you do stuff, it actually helps. So, you know, that's my, my love to see it is that. Um. Um. Um. We'll talk about it more during the week,

but yeah, we are off to New York this weekend so we're at the Webbies next Monday night New York time and we're not we're not doing time zone chat yet however Tony has come in and said I really want to get fucked up and we will be recording an episode as soon as we get home from the Webbies we are are doing a photo thing, a red carpet thing, the awards, then an after party, then recording an episode back in the hotel. So I don't know what's gonna happen next week. I actually don't know what's gonna happen next week. But you've heard it here first. Should we make like some sort of...

Tony Lodge, I'm gonna get... maybe that's your five word speech. I'm gonna get maybe that's your five word speech. I'm gonna get fucked up To bring everyone up speed the webbies you only get five words in your speech So I'm gonna get fucked we'll get to that later in the week as well. But just that's a good idea Yeah, it's um, that's already one shaping up. Well, yeah Tapa Bethany has sent us a story Um, Tapa Bethany has sent us a story. Hi Bethany. Um, her fiance is using technology in the bedroom and she doesn't know if she's impressed, freaked out or turned on. Sex toys, turned on, normal, move on.

I'll get to the specifics of Bethany's- Do you travel with a sex toy? Yeah, her name's Tony Lowe. So Charles has just spat out his hair. And also I'm solar powered so there's no footprint. You know? No carbon footprint! It's a guilt free stick in that one.

Imagine if you fucked me in a Prius. I'd be like planting a tree. You're gonna name tree? Who's a tree? Before I get've, before I get into this text story, we just need- Are you going to travel with a sex toy Charles to America? Charles is coming to New York. I am not going to be traveling with a sex toy to America. Say what I said.

What, what was the story? We're getting moved along. Imagine if Charles said Tony. That he's going to fuck me. Tony's most. I would say, well, Charles, we need to have a serious conversation. Well, you guys can have each other.

I'll have Taylor Swift. You guys do whatever. No, no, I said. You can have Travis Kelce. There is evidence in our Slack that I said that my dream threesome would be Taylor Swift, Tony Lodge, and Pedro Pascal. So- Is that too much to ask for? I just, if anybody could tee that up, I mean, that would be Taylor Swift, Tony Lodge and Pedro Pascal. So- Is that too much to ask for? I just, if anybody could tee that up,

I mean, that would be awesome. Imagine if this time next week, tarpers wake up in the morning, jump on their phone to whatever the local Daily Mirror, Daily Mail, News.com, and I go, it happened. And it's Tony Lodge sitting with Taylor Swift and Pedro Pascal leaving, leaving wibbies. It's Pedro Pascal, Taylor Swift leave with mystery woman.

Leave with homeless person, not wearing shoes. If that does happen, I will be making a new tier on Patreon and everyone can be a part of it or live stream the whole thing. Yes. You better charge appropriately for that because that'll be top dollar. It's $40 a month. Australian or US?

US. So that's five grand for us. Before we get into the details of Bethany's story, I want to establish in the room who the tech guys are and who the tech guys are not. So I was leaving the office here in Melbourne the other week and couldn't turn the lights off. So I called Charles in Sydney and he logged into the lights and turned them off. From a line in a concert. While he was doing a line at a concert. No, he was standing in a line.

So that's where I'm at. Who's a line? That's where I'm at and that's where Charles is at. Yeah, Charles is very good. The thing with Charles is that he uses everything to its ability. Like, whereas I've got all this stuff that could do shit that would probably be really helpful, and I don't.

So where are you at though? Cause your house is kind of teched up a bit. Because of Torbs. Right. But compared to you, I am probably more techie than you. Absolutely. Which is a shame because then you go, can you deal with it?

And I go, I'm probably not that far further than you But you do have ring doorbells and cameras and you can talk to the post guy from work and shit cuz Torb's Set it up. But you know how to use it though. And says this is what you press and I go great. This is from Bethany. Hi Bethany. When I was asleep my fiance woke up in the middle of the night, ran to the bathroom down the hall and was vomiting and shitting and shitting and vomiting. Oh no.

Poor guy. Wonder what he ate. I like a princess says Bethany, slept through the whole thing. Didn't wake up, but it turns out he was in a really bad way and really like needed help. You know that's how I'm like, we just got to put all that dignity to side and we just need to you know I need. And you just can't even get up. Yeah. Like because you throw up and shit so much you've got no energy there's nothing left in your stomach and you just feel shocking. But you know when like both sides are in plane you're like which way do I face? Yeah. What do you

do? I'd always prefer to poop in the toilet. And vomit into a bin or something. Yeah. What do you do? I'd always prefer to poop in the toilet and vomit into a bin or a bucket or something. Yeah, or depending on the layout of your bathroom, if you can reach the sink to spew from the toilet. Oh, must be nice. Power move. Yeah. Power chuck. So he yells out, I'm, how?

Yeah, Bethany. Nothing. What a bitch. He tried to text. I never liked her. I tried to, he tried to text and call me but my phone was on silent. Nothing. Of course. So and this is where the technology comes in and we needed to decide, remember, are we impressed, are we freaked out, do we like this, do we not like this? Yep. He recorded a video message of himself whilst vomiting and shitting and shitting and vomiting pleading for help and then used his phone to screencast that video from his device onto the TV in the bedroom and

put the video on loop until I woke up. Yeah okay. So I wake up, says Bethany. And the TV's on and you're like, what's going on? Yeah, where am I? Yeah, when you fall asleep in the light, I did that in Hobart. I fell asleep with the light on and woke up and the heater was on and I was just like. Oh, and you're dry and you don't know where you are.

I wake up and I hear his voice. I look up at the TV and he's sweating face in the bathroom and he's straining and he's vomiting and shitting and shitting and vomiting and straining and he's vomiting and shitting and shitting and vomiting and straining. Help me! Please Bethany! I love it when you do accent work.

I was so confused. Cause she's still like, yeah, and then you're like, are you here? What's going on? Eventually I came to listen and went down to help. I ran down to the bathroom where he was vomiting and shitting and shitting and vomiting. I'm dazed and confused, but I'm also like, am I impressed by this?

I mean, it got- I think I am. It got what he wanted, like her to wake up and come down. Yeah. Yeah. That's a really yucky wake up though. Like I hate being like jolted away. Oh, heaven forbid Bethany has a not nice night. I don't like being jolted away. What I thought you were gonna say,

cause we can do this at our house. Like we can do lights from the app. Yeah. And we've got like, you know, how we've got those like two, we've got the big light in our room, which we don't use, but then we've got the two like sconces.

Oh yeah. Like above our bed side tables very nice and you can like dim those up on your phone yeah with your phone and they like yeah so i would think that torbs would probably do that for me because it's a bit more gentle so oh so he'd move the lights up and down yeah that would freak me out that's like emergency shit going on. Does that feel like ghosts? Yeah. That's way too, at least- No, that's ghosting.

Take it back, take it back. At least with the message of the shooting, it's like, well, you know what's happening. It's them, because it's them on the telly. Whereas that could be ghosts. I don't like that. Actually, I want to tell you about it. It's just turning the light on,

so then like you gently wake up to like light. Cause that's how I wake up every morning. Like my light just comes on with my alarm. I wake up with my alarm on my watch. It goes beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Is it a normal light Charles? Or is it like centered to the same tone as the sun? Did you say centered to the same?

Just we don't question. Sorry, sorry. So I wake up and I can just like smell the Sun and it's just And then my blinds also open that is nice I want to get out how you guys are living in the okay So maybe we'll rip the fucking blind caught off my bedroom window So we haven't opened the blinds in my bedroom for about 12 months. So you guys that is natural light in the bedroom Oh, I have to wind up my window every morning.

Yeah. Every day. Yeah. I wish I could. Even in the fresh air, even, cause like, we actually have wasps outside our bedroom windows so we can't open the window. It's fucking dire now, but we can turn the lights on

with an app. But we've got like, we're under fucking attack by bugs outside Can you get a screen like a little iPad or something? Yeah, that's got on loop like a scarecrow going But I'm gonna get you bees and then they'll be scared off maybe but these are wasps Okay, I'll get you wasps but like what bees like, you know, they're friends but wasps are What's it? What's the difference? Oh Wasps are c***s. What's the difference? Oh wasps are c***s. Okay. Wasps are the worst people you've ever met. Wasps definitely all have a name that starts with J. Jerome. Josh, Jeremy.

Yeah like Jesse you know what I mean. Yeah John, I was born as John for the first few days of my life. But no but now you're a good guy because now you're an R. Sol. An RJD. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So not creepy, wasp-a-c***, anything else we need to decide? Charles impressive with the light, the lamps and s***. And so where do we land on the sex toy? Hi, it's Tom from North Wales and you're listening to Tony and Ryan.

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Oh. And they were like the first bit of jewelry I ever bought myself. Yeah. Would you say that was the gateway? That was your first like, first bit of jewelry I ever bought myself. Yeah. Would you say that was the gateway? That was your first like, Oh, I think I'm a jewelry person now. Yes. I'm a Majuri person now.

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Yeah. The English language is fucked up. Because a C can be like a Kurt Amiser. Yeah. Because think about like cool and think about like circle. Circle got both of them in it. That's, I actually can't take that on today. It's a Monday.

So maybe Thursday past that. OK, sorry. Carly Willis, love you Carly. Thanks Carly. Kaylee Masson. Sorry, I did a pause so that you could say something. Because you did the other ones and I didn't pause. Kaylee Masson.

Sorry. And Taryn Flink, Cardial. Oh my God, save some for the rest of us, man. Sorry, Taryn Flink, Cardial. Oh, save some for the rest of us, man. Aren't we funny? Aren't we funny? We have talked about that we're going to the Webbies

next week and as much as we like to pump ourselves up and tell, you know, be smug about being the best fucking people alive. Which is true. The reality. Oh, sorry. The reality is that we won the vote and we couldn't do it without you who actually voted for us.

So thank you so much. And we'll definitely be representing the whole TARP community. Absolutely. Next week in New York. So, and thanks for everyone sitting through the restaurant recommendations and places to stay. I did say I would stay with the tarpa.

That is still, Tony was supportive, but concerned. Is that fair? Well, they've already done so much for us. They voted, they listened. I don't think that I could, that's just so generous. I don't think I could take someone up on that offer. Okay. That's beautiful though.

We've got our accommodation booked and then Ryan's just up in the air still. Maybe your birth father's organizing something for you because we already saw it out. Behind the scenes chat, Charles and Tony are lashing out because for Thanksgiving, I'm going to go to... Cabo. Well, it was going to be the US and then we all decided as a family Let's go to Mexico for Thanksgiving. Yeah, and

our family my birth family who live in the US they've booked a place to stay and Charles and Tony said that's great. Let's go about let's go about three fucking steps back and that sounds right Where are we gonna say you'd already invited us and then this morning you go? Oh, yeah Well, I'm sorted out. If you guys are coming, you should probably book soon because it's a pretty busy time. That is not what I said. That is not what I said.

That was verbatim what you said. No, I said that our family has made arrangements. Because Joel goes, what do you think of this place? And I said, looks great. And he goes, great, there's room for you, Mabel and Bridge. And I went, OK, well, I'll have to talk to the fucking staff over here. I'm more than staff.

Chief of staff. Chiefs. That makes me sound like. But when you say, you make it sound like I've booked the only house in Mexico. No, but- Because I don't know if you know this, it's a big place. No, no, no, no.

It's not about it being the only house. It's about that you said we'll all go. And now you've said, I'm sorted. What are you guys doing? What did I say off the record that I will allow you to bring on the record? That Bridget and Mabel could stay there and you wanted to stay with us

because you hate your family, that's what you said. I didn't say that last bit, but I did say that first bit. Matt, I would like to stay with Joel and Beth. Well, maybe you can stay in that room and me, Bridget, Mabel and Charles will go in the party house. That actually sounds awesome. That's actually probably the perfect scenario.

Yeah. All right, since we're ganging up on me, Charles, let me read out some text messages that Tony sent the other day and we'll see who the real fuckhead of the Tony and Ryan show is. What? Mabel and I were out cruising on the weekend and I messaged Tony and let me just read this text exchange between the two of us. I don't know if you're aware of what went down, Tony, but let me just read this out. Ryan. Hey Tony, Mabel and I are cruising today and we're at a park near your place. You doing anything today? Maybe we'll drop in. Tony replies. The only thing I'm doing today is going out

to do the food shopping. Nope. Ryan said, how long are you out for to do that? And Tony said, well, we get Woolworth's online delivery. So I just go out to the front door and grab it. I didn't say going out to do the food shopping. I said, I just have to do the food shopping. And I go, how long is that? Online delivery.

It's more. No, nah, fuck you. It's like, I might be out. Where are you going? To the front door. I didn't say I did not say. I made a joke that I'm not allowed to be at the house at the same time the delivery driver is. And I said, what if I'm tracking you both

and you're both on track together at the same time? No, I said it. Oh, fuck you. The reason I brought, oh, the reason I- Oh, the cardigan's off. The reason I brought it up was because I- Let it linger, I got the cranberries, fuck. Sorry, I got the cranberries and the cardigan's mixed up.

Don't talk about the course. She's taking the cranberries off. Oh. No, the reason that I said it was because it's quite high admin time. We go, what are we going to eat this week? I've got, you know, you're doing your list and everything. So that was, I was like, oh, well, it was more like, well, that's the only thing I'm

going to do. We're wide open. I was like, hey, me and Mabel have come to visit and you go, ah, can you actually wait in the car at the front? I'm actually on an app ordering bread. That's what it felt like. But what I meant was like nah, fucking bust that bitch through. That's my daughter. I know and I love it and we had such a great time. We ran around we did baby shark. Without the wasps? She did not have access to the wasps.

Thanks Jas for picking them up. So the OH&S issues at my house. I don't know if the audio will work, but there I do have a video on my phone of Mabel chasing Tony around the lounge room because we were doing Baby Shark and when the Let's Go Hunt bits on Mabel just like... She turns into a ferocious demon. Yeah, she's like, let's go hunt, I fucking will. She gets the, because the action of the dance is that you put it like your hand up so it looks like a fin. Yeah. And she does that. And honestly, blood in her eyes. Yeah. She's crazy. Honestly. It's like, it's something takes over. Yeah. Now, um, she has the soul of a great white. Did Pippa chase as well? Pippa did like it as well. Yeah. Pippa loved Mabel because she's like,

finally someone on my level. Yeah. And I think as well that like Mabel was eating some crackers and then just like dropping a little bit on the floor and people's like this bitch can come over whenever she wants. Now Mabel, love her. My best little girl yeah yep oh no what? Very smart for a little two years. Oh yeah so. And just a wonderful girl. Like she just such a wonderful kid. And I'm like, sure, like what's, what's the catch with this thing, you know? Cause she's so smart.

Yeah. And we figured out at your house yesterday that she's actually a bit of a fucking idiot. The shoes? No. What about the shoes? What's the shoes? Nah, she's great.

Are you talking about her designated shoe putting on spot? No, so she did decide that she had a designated shoe putting on spot, which was inside Pippa's bed, which is very cute. So then every time a shoe came off, she'd get it and before putting it on, have to go back to Pippa's bed. And this is the thing, every time a shoe came off, which was, you know, five or six times. And I think girlfriend, put them on once and you know, they shouldn't keep you falling off. A, leave them on and B, you could put them back on anywhere. Yeah. No, the main

intellectual challenge for my daughter at the moment is every time, as I right now I'm wearing a Tony and Ryan t-shirt that's got our silhouettes on it. And there's like at my house there's a Tony and Ryan calendar and you know, there's just like Tony Ryan stuff around the house. And when Mabel looks at the stuff, like the merch, she knows Tony. Yeah, she goes, dad, Tony. Well have a listen everyone. This is, I was sitting there with Bridget and I had the shirt on and I was like pointing and I'm like, who's this? Who is that? That. And who's that? Tony. Go again? That. And?

Tony. So she sees- Fuck that's so cute. So she sees the silhouette and she knows Tony. Yeah. So then we get to Tony's house, Mabel goes, where am I? Who's this bitch?

Yeah. She doesn't know human Tony is the same as like merch Tony. Face Tony. Yeah. But then also the other week, she said, I want to FaceTime Tony. And we as like merch Tony. Yeah. But then also the other week she said, I want to FaceTime Tony. And we talked on the phone. So I'm like, girlfriend.

Oh, but even she's like FaceTime Tony then we FaceTime you and she's like, who's? She's like, Oh no, hang on. Yeah. What does that mean? But then if I'm watching, you know, like rating our own gear and I'm watching. You're just watching our YouTube channel.

Yeah. And she'll, she'll point to that and go Tony. And she's, when she comes- So what's wrong with her? Yeah, I don't know. And I didn't want to bring it up, so I'm so glad you have. Cause- Dad.

And who's that? Tony. Go again? Dad. And? Tony. She knows you. She does, yeah.

But she got to your house and was like, who's this strange woman offering me crackers? Yeah, but she was like, Torbz, Pippa, happy hours. Yeah. Now, fuck. It's probably because I was doing my Woolworths online order. Yeah. I was so busy.

Who's this bitch more interested in her phone? The bread and the milk and not worrying about me. Yeah. Do you know how cute I am? Is it true or false, Tony, that you cried when she said Pippa? It was very fucking cute. Bye bye Pippa. Bye bye Pippa.

And she was like patting Pippa on the face. It was really adorable. Yeah. So I just wanted to on behalf of Mabel and I say thank you for making room for us yesterday. I know you had a busy schedule of like guys coming around, you being on your phone and all the other things. So, hey, you know what? I love to fit in a friend.

And how? Yeah. And you know, the drop in actually was awesome. No, it was great. It was really good. It was great. And I made you a little coffee. A delicious coffee.

Delicious coffee. Cow milk, sorry. Yeah, no, Nabel knew about that you a little coffee. A delicious coffee. Delicious coffee. Cow milk, sorry. Yeah, no, Mabel knew about that on the drive home. Yeah, I bet. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, dad's popping off. Yeah, having a good time. Yeah.

I got a love to see and hear from Emily Jane. Hi, Emily Jane. Now, last- Do you reckon Emily Jane cops an EJ? I know an EJ who I believe is an Emily. Yeah. Yeah. It just feels right.

Yeah, it's good. So you know how on Friday we were talking about wedding side quests or like, you know, abnormal stuff on your wedding day. Emily sent this through and I reckon, I don't know about the movie, but I think the overall concept you'll appreciate. Okay. We got married in the afternoon, beautiful afternoon wedding, it was glorious. And then me and my now husband kind of like got home because it was like a day wedding and we went what should we do tonight and we both love Planet of the Apes and we live near this old classic theater that plays like old classic movies but you know a real old school like theater yeah and they're playing

Planet of the Apes and they go oh it's our favorite movie Should we just like head down and watch our favorite film in this beautiful? Yeah Yeah, so watching our favorite classic old movie in a classic old cinema perfect way to finish our perfect day Did they leave their wedding clothes on? We don't know. No, I do know cuz Emily she so they had this chat She's like do I do know. Cause Emily, she, so they had this chat. She's like, do I, Like do I leave my dress on? Do I go in the dress? She decided to get changed purely because she says,

I'm a bit clumsy with the popcorn. Okay. I was literally about to say, you know when you have popcorn and then you just rub your hands on your jeans or whatever? Or salty hands. Yeah. And you just rub that off. Yeah. That would have been, and then you walk out the oil stains on your wedding dress.

So Emily goes, I considered it, but no, I got changed into something comfy. But it's our day, that's our movie, and it was just perfect for us. I love that. I'm in some eloping Reddit groups now, and people kind of talking about, and they go, yeah, I had this great day.

And I actually, both of us, I was like, what do you do after? What do you do? What do you do? What do you just go home and go, oh, should we like make pasta for dinner? Like you go home and like, what do you do? Get McD's on the way back. Yeah. Like what's the plan?

So I think that's so sweet. Our favorite movie in an old classic theater. That's awesome. Stunning. Coincidence chat. I have you love to see it here, which is something else you would probably would be amazing to do on your wedding day. Michaela Wilson sent this through. She's in Christchurch, New Zealand. What school

did you go to? Michaela said, I just wanted to share this amazing car wash in my city. It's very similar. It's really long. There are people at the start that give your car a quick scrub, but it's painted really cool. So like, as you're going through it, there's like art on the tunnel and it's a 14 step car wash. Oh my God. And it's like, instead of just- Step one, car wash. What are the next 13?

I know. But so, I guess you find out in there. But so you'd kind of drive in there and it tracks your car along the thing instead of staying still on the stuff coming to you. But you like travel through it. Have you been on the river ride at Disneyland? No, we could though.

Oh, I know two people that have organized a little side trip. Look at this. Oh my God. Yeah, so it's like a real, like this car wash. Cause yet the boat ride at Disneyland, it takes you through all the worlds. Yeah.

And you just cruise along. Oh, I have done that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the- Now we're at at the Aladdin one and now we're at the Jungle Book. What is that? It's a small world after all. Yeah. This is the car wash equivalent. Yes. It takes you through all the worlds including buffing, waxing, polishing and all the other bits. The tunnel wash is the most technologically advanced car wash operation in New Zealand. You simply sit back, relax, and let our conveyor system

guide you through your tunnel wash experience. Oh my God, I actually have the steps. Pre-wash, which is manual, the people come out, who's a manual. Conveyor, we take control of your vehicle. Primary wash is step three. Four, product, we use 13 products on your vehicle. Five, soft tech wash wraps

so that they don't scratch your car while it's doing it. Underbody wash, so like jets underneath the bottom of your car. Wheel brush, high pressure clean, secondary wash to get all the grime that's like flicked up from the other bits. Suds and bubbles, like theicked up from the other bits. Suds and bubbles. Like the rainbow suds that they do.

And that's not included in the first or second wash. And then extreme wax spot free. So the purified water leaves no residue. Dry a blast to get all the water off your vehicle. Dry and shine and polish. And then a tire shine. That's step 15. Considering what we chatted about on Friday's episode.

My pubes been too long. Should we also sign up for the extreme wax and polish? Name one thing on that list that wouldn't serve us if we just walked through. Things you can say at a car wash. But that is amazing. Just another reason why New Zealand is the greatest place on earth. Is there a tunnel that goes across? Can we drive there? That should do

that. Don't you think? How do we get the Audi and the Jimny into this car wash? Could we do a world trip around the world? We hire Jimny's everywhere we go. No, I'll only use my one. And that's fine. So what if we get yours there? What's the idea? We then just rate every car wash and we find the best car wash in the world. I love it. Should we talk about our offer chat that we've been having?

Yeah. About us buying a car wash. Well, I guess we have now. I think it's such- Guys, we're in the market. I think it's such a wonderful idea. It's a cash business. It's not going away. And I said, what if then every champion tarpa,

if you're in Melbourne, you can get your car washed for free once a month. If you're a champion car wash. Once a month, I thought it was just once. Not once a month. Once a month. As long as your membership retains. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like if you have an active membership. I reckon that is such a fucking cool idea. It is. And I said, can we call it tar wash? Tony and Ryan wash, like car wash. Tark. But then Ryan, can we call it tar wash? Tony and Ryan wash like car wash. Tark. But then Ryan said it's gone from it being Tony and Ryan owning it to Tony and Ryan themed, which maybe isn't great for, you know, like large business. Yeah. There are a few. Don't we just care about the tar wash?

Charles, we're in this for money. Yeah, we are. We want to turn a profit. It's to make money. So that we can pay for you to go to carbo Yeah, what do you what do you think we're doing here? Anyway, I love to see that. Thank you. Thank you to get to New York It's not anything other than washing cars bud And I'm surprised you're sitting there and not subbing up the sudden up the fucking Jimny downstairs My Audi is looking fucking bit dusty mate. I'll get down there. Um Just the update I still have the Jimny. Yeah,, we forgot to do the knot on the video show. So when have I had it since the end of last year? I haven't washed it yet.

Oh no, I washed it once and it was with you. Yeah. How often should I be washing it? I honestly, I've never washed a car as much as like, since we've talked about it. Yeah, same, same. Do you know what we used to do? Like as kids, like our mum and dad used to

like make us wash like the cars and stuff. Yeah. And that was like so normal. And now what are kids doing these days? Well, it was so normal. You would like do it in the driveway or whatever. Then, you know, that's like gone out of vogue. I'm not sure why.

You know who should be washing cars? Dad. And who's that? Penny. Got a name? Dad. And? Penny. That's like gone out of vogue. I'm not sure why you know who should be washing cars Less naming employees more washing cars. I am NOT an employee. I am your family It's good to fucking remember Um, all right, we're back tomorrow. Love you. I love so much. Love. It makes me sick. I love you so much. Oh, we've got a scandalous Webby related confession, which I don't know if we should read that out until next week actually. Find out tomorrow. Yeah. This episode is brought to you by our friends at Aura Frames. And Ryan, do you happen to know maybe someone, not adding anybody,

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