Toni and Ryan - Toni Is Becoming A DJ

Episode Date: October 4, 2026

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I have not stopped sweating about my DJ set. I'm going to hit play on my iPod Shuffalo. And I'm going to be hyping her up. Yes, she is. Yeah, and I'm going to be like, wait for this. We're waiting. Hi, I'm Christine from Belthro, South Dakota. Kiyoda, I'm Gio.

I'm from Manuatu, New Zealand. Kiyoda. I'm Amanda the star from Ashurst, New Zealand, and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. I'm Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. And Tony has a hot update about the time.

Well, we might be coming to you early or late. Don't know Time Zone chat. Because Daylight Savings in Australia has just kicked in. Best time of the year. Ah! My love to see it is that it's daylight savings. I absolutely love it. I love it so much.

Do you love the concept of it? Because you don't love the admin and trying to figure it out. Well. Because you came in today and go, oh, I'm so pumped. We can talk about time zones. And I was like, that doesn't sound like you. Yeah. That sounds like your least favorite topic.

You're right. Because we know that someone in fucking one of the 27 Washington's is going to go, why is the podcast up late or early or the same? Why is it late? I don't know which one it will be, but it will have been one of them. Sorry. It goes out at 5 a.m.

Melbourne time because my wife Bridget used to drive to work then. Yes. And so. And we still do it even though she doesn't work for four years. But we say, hey, she's working. Oh like at that place where she had to be there. Driving there. Yeah.

Oh, mate, she's working. A.E. S-T, 5am, but at the moment is A-E-D-T, 5am. So that's why it will be different for you wherever you are. I thought they were both A-E-S-T. There's Australian Eastern Standard Time and Australian Eastern summertime, and they both have the same letters. It's Australian Eastern Daylight Time.

Yeah. A-E-D-T. Summertime. Baby in the summertime, that is where I'll be. Have you seen the video of Ray Thistle Swiss talking about that song? Yeah. It's probably the greatest video on Facebook I've ever seen. We've talked about it on the pod before and then we got some comments.

Was it this day last year? Probably. Baby in the summertime. Is he, we're not doing him in a little? I don't think so. Yeah. I think that there's. You can't like a celebrity anymore.

I know. You know what I mean? There's been some something, I think. Oh. But I do want to say something. Baby then some other time. It's, yeah. Then I'll seeing a different one.

Who's another celebrity that we can't talk about? Oh, well, exactly, but we can't talk about them. No, but I reckon that from now on for the rest of the year, I'm not going to wear jeans. Like, pants or jeans? Yeah, pants. You are the Charles Patterson of Tony and Ryan. Charles Panterson, I know. I'm taking them off.

Pantzans. Sands Pantzons. Wow, Charles, do you feel threatened? No, I love it. Like, jeans. We're on. We're on, I think. I think it's summertime.

Baby, summer time. We're not singing. Yeah. I've got one issue because I, I've just recently bought some, remember from the happy trunks? So those.

Yes. They've arrived. Are they happy? My wife is when she sees them. My only issue. I think that was a lie. Oh, no, they're really something. What do you mean?

Is it cock forward? Yeah. Also, I forgot what I ordered and they arrived and I went, oh, I went the leopard print, which was a real choice for me. I think my issue with the shorts is literally where we're sitting right now is I'm scared. I'm going to get a bit because the seats leaning back and, yeah, so you're staring on my cocks. Yeah. Sorry. I can't help it.

But like that, I'm just afraid we might get a bit junky on the show. Yeah, no, that's fair. But you leave your dogs out a lot. I'm happy for the dogs to be out. The dogs don't get you shut down from YouTube monetisation. We do get a lot of comments though when your dogs are out, don't we? Would you say the majority positive? It's just like, oh, they're out again.

You know, like it's kind of neither, which is maybe worse. Yeah. Like, it's just nothing. How's my WikiFeat going, Charles? Can you look that up really quick? Because I have been dogs out on the show. Like, have people been... I wonder if people are uploaded.

Screenshoting. Interesting. Good question. Wikifeet.com slash Ryan John. Ryan John Dunfeet. How are we looking, Charles? Nothing fresh. Nothing fresh.

Come on, the internet. Yeah. Well, there will be today. There's Bridget's butt. We go through this every time. Click on that one. Who's that, hottie? Dang.

Man.wikfeet.com slash Ryan underscore John. She's not wearing a top. No. We can all see. Well, the people listening can't. Imagine seeing a picture, that picture, that picture. being like, are they Ryan's feet?

Yeah. You know what I mean? You are concentrating on the wrong thing. You're missing out. So I reckon we'll be light on pants for the rest of the year. I like it. Yeah, I think so. Speaking of feedback in the YouTube comments.

Yeah, feedback. A lot of chat about Stacey's. Oh yeah. Dane call Stacey. She's a bitch. Yeah, we'll roll the OG, Charles. Hey, let's call Stacey and tell her to come get fucked up with her. Nah, fuck Stacey.

She's the bitch. All right, let's go. I didn't realize they jumped through the roof at the end of that. Let's go through the room. Can we also put the link somewhere because so many people are like, can you send me the link to that thing? Who hasn't seen that? Well, people outside. Oh, it's so Australia, I guess, yeah.

It's called the YOLO video. We'll put the link, but it's... Tapa Stacey Hatch said, I'm totally fine with that video because most of us Stacey's are in fact bitches. Thank you, Stacey for acknowledging that. I'm just, sorry, can I just say something? it's just going to be quite challenging for me if you keep naming Stacey's because the steam for me

is that I hear you say Stacey and I want to go, don't call Stacey, she's a bitch. Like, what's my limit? Like, how many times am I allowed to say it? I've got a segment about people named that. Yeah.

If it hits the thing and you need to say it every time, like that's just the world we live. We're just here for it. I'm not going to judge it. It's Daylight Stacings. So we've got to be ready. All right. Anastasia said my birth name is Stacey. Great. And I always hated it since so many people have like short for nicknames. Like I'm Tim, short for Timothy.

I decided when I was 18 that I would go for Anastasia because it's long for Stacey. I love that. Yeah. I also have a nickname for a real name. Like Tony. is my actual name, but lots of people are, is it actually Antoinette or Antonia? Well, if you want it to be, you can go, hi, I'm Antoinette. It's long for Tony.

It's long for Tony because I'm by birth, just Tony. Yeah, I'm just Tony. Now, Stacey Harrison. Dank or Stacey. With an E. Oh, Stacey. Yep. How else would you fucking spell it?

Without the E. So just a Y? S-T-A-C-Y. You know what? you could also do if you were feeling a bit if you fucking throw an I-E in here. I was going to. Slotway, S-T-A-C-I-E, like Emily, the Slatway.

Yeah, I don't know if there's, I saw a few of those and I was like, that's crazy. Yeah, you're asking for trouble being an I-E. There was a bit of debate about E or no-E, like it's a thing. Oh. So Stacey with an E said,

I believe it's Stacy with an E. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Stacey Rogers, who also has an E, said, as a Stacey, we are pretty chill and when you add the E it's it's for excellent. I like that. That's very sweet. Do you reckon that every Stacey is relieved that I have when we say Stacey said,

thank on Stacey, she's a bitch and not done that. Stacey's mom has got it going on. Is that a relief? Do you think? Possibly. And I just think, and as we're about to go through a history of Stacey's, yes, they've had it hard. They have, yeah.

But I've just got some news. Oh, beep-bid-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- There are two kinds of Stacey. The Stacey with an E are all like, ah, E is better. And the Stacey with no-E are too busy to be in the E versus no-E debate because they're too cool. Oh, hot take. Hot take, Ryan John. Do you need the fucking cape of the matchstick? You're not going to like your DMs after that. My God.

E. Ney. Shout out to Ranger Stacey, the greatest Stacey of them all. A Ranger Stacey. Ranger Stacey. Do you know Ranger Stacey? No. Don't call Ranger Stacey.

Sheings and Fitch. No, I don't know what that is. She was the host of Totally Wild for like 20 years. Oh, nah. It was on Channel 9. Maybe even 10. Oh. Which you wouldn't fuck with.

Well, 10 is my secondary. Ranger Stacey. No, that's not ringing a bell at all. It's like a show that would have been on 3.30 every afternoon. Oh, no, that totally wild is, but I don't recognize her. Oh, she's a beautiful Stacey. She is beautiful and she's got an A. She does have an E.

Yeah. And the most beautiful Stacey of them all. She's actually one of the famous Stacey's that I haven't jerked off to. Can't say that about Stacey's mom and Malibu Stacey. Who's Malibu Stacey? In The Simpsons, it's like the Barbie? No, it's Malibu Barbie, isn't it? Tony Lodge. No, it's Malibu Stacey.

Oh my God, so it is. That's really embarrassing. Nice one. She is gorgeous. Malibu Stacey. I'm so embarrassed. I didn't know that. Sorry,

everyone. How good are the Simpsons, though, are just being like, how can we make this clearly something? And then the lawyer comes in and goes, guys, we can't really call it Barbie.

We'll just call it Malibu Stacy and everyone will know exactly what we're saying and we can't get done for defamation. Yeah, and then the, you know, the Mattel's movie comes out.

People go, no, haven't heard of it. What are you talking about? What's Malibu Stacey's, sues the Barbie movie. Yeah. Shame.

Shame, shame, shame, shame. I would jerk off to her too. That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. Who was the other one you said? Stacey's mom. Stacey's mom.

Don't you reckon any Stacey with a hot mom just had a really tough decade? That's what I'm saying. Is it a relief that the Stacey reference isn't Fountains of Wayne? Do you reckon that also you would be embarrassed if maybe your mum wasn't that hot? And he would be like Stacey's mom doesn't have it going on. That's the mum from the video clip. Well, yeah, I'd jerk off to her. That's Gwen Stacey's mum from Gavin and Stacey, and she's lovely.

Yeah, I'll rate that she's in there. That's good. Shout out to Stacey's all round. Stacey Appreciation Day. S-A-D. Sad. Are you all right? Oh, I'm sad. Yeah, Stacey Appreciation Day.

Charles, make a note. We're putting that in the calendar. Yep. Yeah. That's going in this year's Tony and Ryan calendar. The 5th of

October is Stacey Appreciation Day. Don't go Stacey. Gainsty's a bitch. Hi. I'm Christine from Belfry South Dakota. Kiyoda.

I'm Amanda from Ashos, New Zealand. Kiyoda. I'm Gio. I'm from Manoa to New Zealand. And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out.

Well, you might notice that Ryan's gone. We'll get to that in a second. Massive shout out to a few. of our champion type us over at our Patreon. Sadie Thorpe, good on you, Sadie. Oh, don't call Sadie.

She's a bit. Katie, chilling, good on you, Katie. We were going to tilling my bathroom the other week. That didn't happen. Marissa, good on you, Marisa. Timothy Schilder, Beardot, Perry, Perry, Vicky. I don't really like Nandoes unless it's in the UK, so I will let you have that.

Vivian, my favourite name. Gabby McGuire, Genevieve and Lydia. Thank you very, very much. Being part of our Patreon. I'd absolutely love to see it. Now, my best friend needs to, hello, sporty boy, sporty spice. Have a look at it.

Ryan is wearing a Canberra Raiders jersey. Retro. Retro, because the Video Easy logo on the side. Video Easy was like Australian blockbuster. Did they have Video Easy in the States or is that only Australian? I don't know. Well, Video Easy was like, yeah, a rental, R&P.

rental kind of place. What was the one in Bunbury? There was a video store there next to the highway hotel and the, yeah, Nando's along that strip. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah.

Yeah. Nando's along that street. Yeah. You used to have great candy. Yeah. Well, because in the end. Yeah, like, do you want to rent a movie to buy a video? And you're like, shut the fuck up.

Like, no, I don't have a DVD player. Literally. Yeah. What? Civic? Yeah. Civic. Sing it at Civic.

There it is. Fuck yeah. Maybe Civic was Australia. Maybe Video Easy is a thing everywhere. Video Easy is it. Is it? Yeah. EZ white.

Video easy. Yeah. Now, I've bought this Canberra milk. Milk. Um, Jersey, because our first Australian live show is in Canberra. Woo! Now I've got two of these. side ones for me.

Yeah, but here's the thing. I'm going to stand up. Yeah. And I don't know if it's just the shirt or if rugby league players are just like the weirdest fucking shape ever. This is a 2x. And it's kind of tight on my titties and it goes down to my knees. Oh.

Like, I just don't get what's going on with rugby. You look jacked though. Because it's tight here. It's just the shirt size. Even the, um, the sleeves are like an odd length, aren't they? Bridget goes, they're not even three quarter. sleeves they're like a seven-eight with a baggy thing

so I've bought one for both of us I feel strange in this I know yeah I just don't know how we're we're gonna play it out but I'll try mine on not on the video yeah for safety oh but like when I put it on I was like this feels strange

yeah I love the colour yeah the green colour is gorgeous yep I think I might wear if it is long enough I might get away with this and no pants at the Canberra show Sluddy. It should be nice. More news on the live shows.

Yes, please. So Canberra is on a Sunday. The following night is a Monday night and we're in Melbourne. Whom tone? It is the same day as Matt Malick's another podcast who are doing a live show 100 metres down the road on the same night. Yeah. And I mean, to call them a podcast, like they are. like a Australian royalty.

A stayer of Australian media. Like they've been around a long time. Yeah. Like what the most celebrated triple J breakfast show like ever. Yeah. One of one of. But also like... Triple triple J.

Amazing two of them. But individually amazing people. Like both really doing stuff. Yeah. And so we find out they're doing a live show on the same night as us. So first of all, fuck those guys. And second of all,

we're actually on their show today. If you're going to go check that out. But here's the deal we proposed on their show. today. If there's someone who's a Matt and Alex fan, Anna Tapa, we want to challenge them to do the Ldubley. Yeah. So what happens is you can do the 6pm Matt and Alex come up the street to us at seven o'clock and then after we go back to theirs because it's like a rave. Yep. Yep. And Tony is going to be DJing at their rave and wearing speed dealer service station sunglasses and I'll be wearing a Tony and Ryan Legionaire's hat. Oh by the way, can you sew that for me?

It does what. Yes. Thank you. Charles, can you write that down. Yep. Yep. Yep. Um, so because of the way that the media works, it was a day or two ago that we recorded the chat with them. Yep. Um, and podcast's not live. I have not stopped sweating about my DJ set. I am so fucking nervous. We're just going to have people from Triple J and the coolest music people in Australia. And then Tony Lodge is going to pick the music.

Like, do they all like RuPaul? Because that's all I've got. I think so. So I feel a bit stressed about that. Not all like, yeah, no, that's okay. That's okay. Yeah. And then I was like, cool.

So I had me something like, whatever you feel? I'm like, how long do you? What do you need me to feel? Like, is it just two tracks? Because that's fine, but I'll get two. But if you need me to do 50, that's also fine, but I will get 50. Would you like pre-mix, like some songs together? Well, that, so I told Torbs.

So he used to listen to Matt and Alex, like, on Triple J in the mornings back in the day. And he was like, are you fucking serious? And I was like, yeah, I'm going to be at their thing. And we're bringing some tarppers. Ryan's going to gas me up, like very excited. And then Taubs was like, should we get you some DJ decks to practice with? Wow, he's committed.

Yeah, he's very committed. And then I was like, no, I think I might just pre-edit. Because I can, from back in the day when I did audio production, I can, I can beat match. I can do shit like, like that kind. and stuff I'm like pretty good at. Yeah. So yes, it will all be pre-produced. I'm not going to be mixing anything on the night.

I'm going to hit play on my iPod shuffle. And then like twist the knob that's not connected to anything so it looks like you doing something. And do this while I'm standing up there. But it's all going to be pre-recorded. Yeah, and I'm going to be like, wait for this. We're waiting. But it's already happened.

It's already happened. I've already recorded it. Okay. Yeah. Are you going to pre-record what you're going to say as well? No. I'm not going to pre-record the hype tracks. We can do that live.

Oh, we could pre-record that. Nah, we're going to do that live. We're going to do that live, but the music will all be dumb. Okay. Because there's no way I can do that live. Yeah. One thing I am working on at the moment as well is I'm trying to get Mabel to introduce the show. In Melbourne.

Yeah, but I also thought maybe she could do it on video for all of the shows. Sure. Like just because we've got the screen. So it's just sort of like, hi, welcome to the whatever. But I think I said this a few weeks ago. We're in a real like poo-poo bum bum. phase. You played the audio. Yeah, because I tried to do it again on the weekend.

And that's why I was like, I think we've had this same audio because it's just... Well, you played the audio and it was like, welcome to the poo-pooh bum show. But we tried again. And it's not getting any better. To the Tony and Daddy show. Welcome to the bum-bub and bum-bub show. Oh, well, that's not good for Brandy, is it? We've both got the same name.

We've just read on the website, mapes. Well, which one's which? Charles, can we get... Am I bum-bum or are you bum-bub? Like... Can we get bum-bum show, com. Oh, actually, no.

No, don't. Yeah, take that back. Maybe not. I take that back. Okay. So we're working on that. God, there's a lot of things coming together. Don't ask about our actual show.

We're working on me DJing. We're working on Mabel doing an intro, but the actual show, that will come together. Will it? Should we pencil some time in to organise that? Should we write that? Yeah, I guess so. Have you looked at my list of ideas? Have you looked at my list of ideas?

No. No. Have you sent it to me? Yes. Have you? Yes. Really? No.

I do have a list though. Have you seen my list? No. Well, I've got the link. Great. Great. Which I love. I love the link.

Put the link up on the screen to the live show and just go, there it is. And then go enjoy. Yeah. Everybody just reads it. We give everyone an iPad and they just read the eyes. Hi everyone. Welcome to the show. Welcome to the bum bum bummed.

So, yeah. I've also got some news about traveling. because we're set off sale to Canver and Melbourne and Hobart and Perlin. Seven in ten people say a trip doesn't feel worth it unless they're racking up points or rewards for it. Worth it? Like, oh, who cares if it's the wrong? Oh, no, like, oh, you want to come down for the weekend? Oh, well, my credit, I don't get status credits on that flight.

It's a, no. They're like, it's a bit of a waste of a trip if I'm, like, not getting my points on my credit. seven out of 10 people under 40 it's like what's happened to us you know I'm torn because if it was a big flight then I would be like oh like I'd take the next one if it was the difference between two but if it was a short flight I'd probably

maybe feel a bit dear I don't know but the trip doesn't feel worth it it's like oh we can't get you on your thing and you just go okay I'll just stay home yeah I'd be but I would be bummed so I guess my question is Rich baby Charles is the tour and the logistics and the travel up to your standards?

Well, I did it also, yeah. Yeah. Charles booked it. Okay. Yeah, so we're sick. We're sweet. Yeah, because we wouldn't be going if we weren't getting the credits.

We're going to do eight shows, heaps of tarpers, and Charles goes, it's not really worth it. Yeah. And we go, oh, why the tarpas aren't involved? He goes, nah, I just... We had to fly jet stuff.

Yeah, we had to fly Virgil. You know, Charles, like, yelled at me for Flying Virgin to Fiji, like, a couple of years ago. Fiji Airways is so good. I didn't know that Fiji Airways was connected. Fiji Airways is excellent, but I did not know it was connected to Qantas. And that's on me. I didn't know that that was a thing. Yeah.

I thought it was like, it's Qantas and you get the points or nothing. I didn't know there was a big whole world. Rookie. There's just one world out there. What a rookie. in news that I will not take any further questions on hypothetically, hypothetically, probably not everyone calm the fuck down.

But if we went to America, I did look up the cost of instead of flights getting that in those tour buses. You'd send it to me. Yeah, yeah. No static credits. On a bus. That's a good point.

Yeah. This was my first thought when you said to me. I thought that. I sent this bus and it's got like bunk beds and this stuff and they're kind of weird, eh? Like it feels like a school camp. One of the selling points of it was that I had a DVD player. And I thought, oh no, we'll have to go to the video easy.

I hope the civic video in Bumbrose still open because we'll need to get some DVDs where we go. Is this bus one world? Yeah, it's so... It's so... It's so sterile. I think it's kind of sick, but yeah, it's... Show me some other pictures.

Look at it. The bunk. I feel like I would have such like feel claustrophobic being in that little bunk. We can fit 12 of us in there. In one. You per bunk. Yeah, all right.

So should we take that to Perth? Look at that fridge. Across the Nullabour. That fridge is bigger than the fridge in my house. I mean, there'll be a lot of us. There's only two of us at my house. Does Pippa get a bunk? In Australia.

She hasn't really liked a car. So I don't think she traveled on a luxury coach. Has she done luxury bus? That's the question. Yeah. Yeah, I guess she would probably just sleep with me. Oh. Well, I think that would be the best.

Or Charles. She's slept with Charles before. Haven't we all? Charles was at my place yesterday. He was at my place too. Was he? He did the double. Wow.

Yeah. So no, because I was going to say, he fucked up all the tech at your house. So he did. He did. He did fuck it up. That's a shame. But BJ...

You did it good at your house? Yeah, he did all right. He's not playing favourites, but... Well, BJ was very excited to see Charles and I dare say with Bron was in the bus. He'd probably curl up with Charles. Yeah. Well, Charles goes two dogs today because he, like... So what'd you call me?

He spent the morning with BJ and then came to Pooper and he's like, this is the best. Surprise he didn't go to Lily and hug Sadie after that. Yeah. Yeah. Give everyone a crack. Well, look forward to seeing you on the Australian tour, which is coming soon. It's really coming up quick. Yep.

There's like a handful left in Hobart. Yeah. A few left on the Gold Coast. But everywhere else is sold out. So we're looking forward to seeing you. It's going to be how fun. Yeah. Well, I assume so.

When we figure out what the fuck are we going to do. What we're doing? When we look at each other's links. And when we figure out whether that's going to fit both of us or not. So is it that we're both getting in the one or is that the problem? Well, it's pretty long. You want me to slide in. to, like cat dog.

So do-do. So-do like a little cat dog. Alone in the world a little cat dog. Like a little cat dog. We're like a little cat dog. We are a little cat dog. I used to love cat dog. I love cat dog.

Yeah. Do you reckon we could be cat dog? Like a little animated series, but we're like connected at the genitals. Oh my God. We should have done that as one of the people for the calendar. Damn it. Next year. Charles write this down next year

cat dog I'll remember what it means I'll save this photo with it now this this could go wrong this could go fucking wrong what us doing that yeah I bet it could too who is who

knowing the personalities of cat dog I don't actually remember the individual personalities well dog is real goofy and fun and cat is smart and nasty so I've changed my mind because originally I thought you'd be that pussy I think I'm the dog yeah and I'm actually so fine with that I look more like the dog too the big nose and like goofy teeth so what did you say I'm mean and nasty

smart and nasty oh yeah that's all right if the cat fits but then it feels weird because like all cats are girls and all dogs are boys so true yeah so I feel like like I should be the cat, but it... Because we're doing iconic duos for this year's calendar, or next year's calendar. Yeah. We have done a few. Well, there's a many animated ones because I feel like animated duos could have been its own category for next year with cat dog. Yeah. There are a coupley animated. Yeah. We've said too much. I've said too much. I've got to you love to see it here from

Macalah. Yep. And it's really great. It's really, really amazing. Michaela says... Did you drive a bus? No, I drove a Macala. What'd you want for dinner? I'll get the chicken Macala. Oh, what's the perk for being a champion Tapa during October? Oh, it's Macalanda.

Yeah. You get the 2027 Macala. She says, oh my God, Tony, I did it. Over the past two years, I've been working on a post-masters degree to become a psychiatric mental health nurse practitioner. Save some fucking words for the rest of us, Mar-Cala. She says, it's been an insane grind working my regular job full-time as a nurse practitioner in the emergency department. Raising my 10-year-old twins.

The fuck. And trying to maintain some sanity while going to school full-time. So I fucking love to see it, right? That is obviously amazing. Not only is Michaela, Macal, whatever the fuck your name is, a badass bitch. But let me just say something. Please. If they fucking wanted to,

They would. Say it. Because are you fucked? If you can do all that shit, but you're like waiting for some crusty asshole to text you back to like, oh, sorry, I've actually been pretty busy with like soccer practice starting back up. Get fucked.

If Michaela can raise twins and her fucking self and go to school and work full time and fucking have that pussy, I'm just saying, if that can happen, then anyone can do anything and anything is possible. And don't you fucking wait around. for fucking anyone because holler at your girl. Fuck you, Michaela.

I love to say it. Can I just say as someone with one child who just like hosts a podcast? I've barely got any time. And you're busy, mate. I'm so busy. And then I hear people with real things going on and I just go, how the fuck are you doing that? Twins.

Twins. Twins. Yeah. I think, spoiler alert for tomorrow's you love to say it. Twins. someone had twins and a three-year-old and some shit was going down and I was just like holy fuck but I fucking love to see that Michaela and you fucking listen to me if they wanted to

they fucking would there's enough time in the day we've all got the same hours in the day as fucking Michaela isn't it Stephanie kiss hi Stephanie found myself whining to my mum today hot must be nice mom replies with on a fucking Monday Does this make my mum an honorary tarpa? Absolutely. Yeah. Never heard the show, never been a part of it. It just drops that.

We are where you least expect us. Yeah, in your mum. Stephanie? That's where we are. Giving your mum a little Stephanie kiss. Yeah, oh, I'm about to McCarl in your mum. Sorry about that. I really committed to the bit.

I was, yeah. Didn't feel right, did it? No. And that's okay. But you do come in a mum. It's not, it's not Stephanie's mom, but you do come in a mom. Is that weird? You're a grown-up.

You're coming in a mum. You're coming in someone's mum. I've never really thought about it. And now I'm never going to have sex ever again because that is awful news. With her. I'm not a mum, big boy. Do you want to be in nine months? That was a hot thing to say.

So I don't know if I'm about to cry. of got a hay fever. You're fucking a mum. You're a motherfucker. Four years to realize. I actually don't know. That is crazy. You're coming in a mom.

That is, considering how immature I am, surprisingly not the first thing I thought of when that happened for the first time. That's crazy. So you have? You doke. Gets on with a cat in a cat dog.

You dirty dove. Okay. I've got to wrap Tony up. She's a, yeah. I'm like that. spinning top and I can't stop today. Tomorrow we've got a confession.

Please don't know. Tony Lodge. You've made someone come who isn't your partner. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. Is it a mom? I don't know if she's got kids. But I'll tell you the circumstances tomorrow,

but she was like, I needed to think of Tony to get myself there. I've only ever been told that by child. Love you, that's sweaty.