Toni and Ryan - Toni Needs Support

Episode Date: February 9, 2025

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And we are calling Mary who's in the grandpians or as Tony likes to call them. The grandpians. Because it's fucking grand out there. It's grand. Grandios. Hey guys. Mary! How are you? We're great, Mary. How are you?

Yeah, fucking great, but I think this is the first time that Ryan's ever been early in his life. Oh god, ask his wife. Oh, same joke, guys. He caught me off guard. Sorry Mary. Mary, how are things in the Grand Pins? I used to live there and do you remember us being neighbours? You caught me off guard. Sorry Mary. Mary, how are things in the Grand Pins?

I used to live there and do you remember us being neighbours? We might not have lived here at the same time I don't think. I moved from the Gold Coast only about six years ago. I'm so sorry that Mary really didn't yes hand your joke then. Yeah. It wasn't a joke. I did live there recently but obviously not friends with Mary. Mary, why does someone from the Gold Coast end up living in Horsham?

Yeah, I thought you'd ask that. I fell in love and he's got family here. I thought you would have had his last fell in love with the Grampians. That's awesome, Mary. Yeah, fell in love with walking up Hall's Gap. Yeah, just love it. Having a great time. Okay. well, Mary, welcome to Victoria. Will you approve today's podcast? I'm so fucking lately.

Yes. Hey, it's Mary from Horsham and I approve this podcast. Sorry, we're late. I hope your week gets... Sorry, we're late. I hope your week gets- Sorry, we're late. God, this episode's probably come out late. We'll wait for you, mate. Oh my God, I'm a pod. I didn't even know it.

I hope your week starts better than mine. Positive starts, new week, it's great. Tony's been singing the Pendulum edition of the ABC News theme. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. Da da da da da da. Oomch, oomch, oomch. Yeah. I thought I would get off to a 2020 thrive.

Did ya? Great start to the week. Yep. And I would go swimming this morning. Did you? That's what I thought. Big boy, big play. Then I get down to the pool and I don't have my shorts or a towel.

And I've parked and I've gone to like the boot of the car and gone, are you fucking kidding me? I'm all the good intentions. As you know, the hardest bit is getting out the door. 1000% or even just setting the alarm for that bit earlier. And the pool's like on the way to work. And I was like, oh, I might as well just head on in and crack on. Love it.

So I'm like, all right, I'll get into work and do some stuff. Yeah. I get in, arrive at work. Yeah. And then I realize where my towel and swimming shorts are. Oh, fuck, they were in the car the whole time. No, they're with the laptop at home. Because I remember getting the laptop, my shorts and my towel and go,

I'll put those there by the door. Because I won't forget those. Won't forget them. They're right by the door. And then I'll head out. So then I've missed my swim. I've gotten to work and just gone, you're fucking kidding me. And then like, you know, as the morning progresses, school traffic and meh meh meh. And I'm just like, fuck. And that's your, like, you don't like being in traffic.

That's why you used to get up early. Yeah. So. Question. Yeah. When you said you realized where the swimming stuff was, and I thought that it was like in the car, but you just hadn't checked the back seat or whatever. Would that have been worse?

Like I know that you had to go home, which is really annoying. This story isn't over yet. And I'll thank you for saving your questions. So then, okay, sorry. So this is annoying because you have your laptop with you. So obviously something's happened. Yeah. So I'm like doing the maths.

Can bridge bring it in? Do I go home? What time's Tony getting in here? How long is it going to take to get home? Yeah. Yada yada yada. What's the yada yada? That's it.

And then yada yada is more information. So I'm in the car on the way back and I'm like, oh, bridge, we've got tradies at the house. I'm like- Can you meet me halfway or something? Yeah, or I just was like, oh, can you just, is it definitely there by the thing and blah, blah, blah? And so then I call her and I go, she goes, yeah,

I can see the towel and the shorts by the door. You know, you fuckhead. And I was like, yep. And I go, yeah, so the laptop's there as well. And she goes, no, you're already in the car. Yeah. Halfway home. She goes, there's a laptop in the back seat of the car.

And I looked back and I went, yeah, just sitting down in the seat. Just sliding around. Oh, question. Questions that I'm now taking questions. I don't know if you like this though. What did your wife, Bridget buy you for Christmas? Backpack. How many backpacks?

Two. Have you thought about maybe using them to put all of your things in there and then that would all be a month's bar. This is just a good excuse to it's not a backpack issue. It's a remembering issue. But if you'd packed the backpack, then the backpack would have been sitting because you picked up the laptop, but not your swimming. No, I think the laptop had been there since last night.

That is so stressful. Okay. Um, yeah. Okay. All right. It's not, it's not a carrying vessel issue. It's the issue of putting whatever it is that needs to be in the car, in the car. Okay.

So what I'm thinking is if you manage to pick up your laptop, if you picked up just one backpack that the laptop and the swimming stuff was in, but the laptop was already in the car. So that's a bit different. So anyway, it's a fresh start to the day. Okay. A lot of time wasted. I am swing back around. Yeah. And I'm unswim. I am unshowered because I was going to swim after the pool. What you're going to swim after the pool. What? You were going to swim after the pool? Shower after the pool.

Nice. You can shower here. We've got two showers. Yeah, but I was busy driving around in traffic for no fucking reason. Yeah. So that's what I thought. I'm like, I'll just get to work and I'll have a shower. I'll crack on with work.

And then I got here and I went, where the fuck is my laptop? Yeah. Have you ever showered downstairs? Yeah, the downstairs shower is way better than upstairs. Is it? Yeah. Oh, I think downstairs is a bit spooky? Yeah, the downstairs shower is way better than upstairs. Is it? Yeah. Oh, I think downstairs is a bit spooky.

Oh, the downstairs is spooky. Upstairs, the water pressure is like a dehydrated man trying to spit on you. Like don't even fucking, like don't even bother with the water pressure up here. Oh, but the nice tile up here. It's a beautiful bathroom and a fucking shit shower. Yeah. Okay.

And trust me, I've worked the angles. I've only showered up here. Oh, no. The water pressure downstairs is to die for. But downstairs is a bit spooky. It is real spooky. I think our goal as a team is to unspook downstairs. Yeah. I'd love that as a pro class project. Yeah. And did you see that thing I stole off the side of the road?

That little purple thing where I put the toilet paper in. That's from the side of the road. Yeah. There are these guys down the road moving out and I was like, Oh, I'll put my toilet paper in that at work. Thanks. Just a spruced up bit of color. It's a purple little table. Oh, I did wonder.

Yeah. It's just a bit of color. I mean, now that you say it definitely looks like a go from side of the road. No, it's a bit of colour. I mean, now that you say it, it definitely looks like it came from the side of the road. No, it needs a wipe. Oh, so I'm so glad that you've put our toilet paper on there that we're going to put on our bodies. It's wrapped in thing. It's not the raw dog in the paper. It's the toilet paper is wrapped. I was in a public toilet the other day, actually. You're okay. And they had, it was actually at a place we went for working. Okay. And they had, um, it was actually at a place we went for working.

Okay. Low key. Um, anyway, and they, on the back of the toilet door, right. They had this like quite aggressive sign. Um, and the wording I think is interesting. So I'm going to pass this to you. Basically the sign is like, if you shit in the toilet, clean it up. Right.

But the wording is so aggressive. Please be courteous to other staff and check you have left the toilet clean for the next user. That's, Hey, pause. That's actually fine. And you know what? I would put that on the back of a toilet door. I think that's fair.

Cause I don't want to f**king see people's s**t. There is a brush to assist cleaning and moving on blockages. Wow. That's just real disturbing. Also, someone needs to- You're sincerely building services. Someone needs to explain to that person what a toilet brush is for. A toilet brush is not a plunger.

I don't think that's what that's, we don't shove the brush in. You shove a toilet brush down into a poopy toilet. It's snake it. You have to just throw it out. Yeah. Like you can't like. Yeah. I've lost a lot of good toilet brushes over the years.

But I saw that. And moving along blockages, that is very aggressive. Where was that? At channel seven. Oh, righto. And I had diarrhea at the time, so I felt very uttered by that. Well, you wouldn't need the thing, though. No, I wouldn't.

There'd be no blockages. There was no blockages. I wish that there had been one in my asshole to like fucking plug it up. Because I honestly, I had to use three public toilets that day. And that's not my style. I'm normally like a hold it to your home. You're dehydrated. I was, I was.

Thank you so much for noticing. Um, so for those playing along at home, I did sleep in this t-shirt and I probably smell so all good though. I actually love it. I think you look really good. Thank you. Appreciate that. Um, I have been busy though.

Uh, detective done has been hired. Been on a case, been on a case. Let me share this case with you. Okay. Uh, a lady has hired detective done to find out if her man is cheating. And after following the clues, it's time to deliver the findings. Someone wrote, you got your first case. Yeah.

Thank you. Congratulations. Thank you. Now a first case. Yeah. Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. Now asterisk. Beautiful. If Detective Dunlap may not have actually been hired. Yep. This is actually a real story and a real case.

And it turns out this lady named Cass is like legitimately getting hired to do this shit. Oh my God. So ladies, if you think your man's snooping, Cass, that's her job. She finds out if guys are cheating. I mean, what a job. Listen to how- I do that for all my friends for free. This guy is going to move to DCI because the way he's got caught is what a fuckhead.

Oh my God. Love it. So this girl reckons her husband's doing the deed elsewhere. She hires the private investigator because suddenly he starts having these like work trips that he's like never really had. You know what I mean? Like just not one of those jobs where, oh yeah, I've got to go down away for work. And she's like, you work at Coles.

Yeah. Like you don't have to go. Yeah. You're a checkout chief. Yeah. Like that's just not. I don't think there's a conference. Yeah.

So the private investigator starts tracking the spending like in the banking app because they've got to join account. And so they go through the statements and they go, okay, well, let's see if there's any clues and stuff. And so on these work trips, there's a few purchases from coal supermarkets and Bunnings warehouses come up on the statement. Yeah. But here's the- So nothing too nefarious about those two places. No, but you're trying to go, okay, where is he?

What's he doing? Sure. But apparently when it comes up on your statement, it just says Coles. It doesn't say which one. Right? So, but then this is- That's a real fucking blight on the banks. Yeah, but this is-

We need more information. Well, this is where the private investigator comes in. She goes, okay, well let me dig a little further. Let me scratch around. Scrape the meta data. Yeah. Yeah. Um, are you still a points guy? Are you kind of gone off the points a little bit? I'm a points guy, but I haven't really been flying. Yeah. Which I think is what our main point source was. Yeah. Okay. And then when we flew to Fiji, I didn't fly Qantas because I didn't have any flights the day

we needed to go. So I've, you know, but I do still convert my Woolworths rewards points to Qantas frequent flyers. Every 2000 Woolworths rewards, you get a thousand Qantas frequent flyers. I don't think it's great value. I'll be very honest. Okay. Okay. But just letting everybody know that that's what I'm currently doing.

If you've got a better idea, I'd love to hear it at Tony Lodge on Instagram. Sorry. We're off the Richter and I'd love to hear it at Tony Lodge on Instagram. Sorry. We're off the Richter and I absolutely love it. So it turns out the cheating husband, he's a points guy. Yeah. And he has used the fly buyers card. Cause you know how when you buy and they go, did you have fly buys? Yeah.

And he goes, Oh, yep. Better get those points. And then in the app on the fly buyers app, it says exactly what you've bought and where you bought it. It gives you a digital receipt. And guess where the fly buys card had been scanned. The same small town as his ex-girlfriend. Now I'm not giving you any advice. I'm like, if you're going to cheat, here's how to do it. Yeah. But maybe don't worry about the points. Maybe don't worry about the points.

You know what I mean? So literally. Yeah. I'm cheating on my wife. Oh, but I've got flybys. But to make up for it, I'm taking us Jetstar to Hobart. And it's so good because we just have to pay the difference of $700. Yeah. That's how much we've saved.

And pack light. Yeah. We don't have a check back. So the wife goes and confronts the husband and goes, I can see on the flybuyers card that you've been to the town and that's where you're staying for work apparently, but your work doesn't have an office there. Clearly you're fucking checking up with old mate.

And he confesses everything and he goes, yeah, like you fucking caught me, blah, blah, blah. What a humbling way to get found out. Like I would, if that was my partner, I would be like, you know what? I can forgive the cheating, but I can't forgive the way I found out. Yeah. The stupidity. I'm doubting you for being so fucking dumb.

That is so embarrassing that I don't want to be singing it. Hey, it's Mary from Horsham and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. With the Fizz loyalty program, you get rewarded just for having a mobile plan. You know, for texting and stuff. And if you're not getting rewards like extra data and dollars off with your mobile plan, you're not with Fizz. Switch today. Conditions apply. Details at Fizz.ca. RBC Avion Visa lets you get there your way. Whether you want to...

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Okay. That's not roller derby at all. I thought you were going to say rodeo. Sound like a rodeo. Oh, whiplash is not a whippin' lash. It's like, whiplash is that film about roller derby. No whiplash is the, whippenlash. It's like a car accident. Whiplash is that film about roller derby. No, whiplash is the, uh, about the drumming with JK Simmons and Miles

Teller, not to be confused with the odometer. I'm so sorry. Uh, whip it is the roller derby film. We'd like, yeah. No, you're thinking of that song from the eighties. You must whip it. Which, uh, Chloe, good on you, Chloe. Delta Hill love you Delta.

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Chiefs and the Eagles, which are from? Ah, well, the Chiefs from Kansas City and the Eagles from Philadelphia. Philo. Birds. Go birds. Go birds. No, well, obviously not go Kansas City because I go for. Go to Taylor's with boyfriends.

Yeah. Yes. I, um, I know that you've done something this morning that's like a little bit, maybe you've been embarrassed. Yep. You like maybe a little bit shameful and you just needed a bit of support and I don't really know if I was there for you because I laughed. No, I mean, but sometimes it's just like, Oh, you know what?

I have to eat chips today because that sucks. Well, something happened to me that I don't know if I need to just cop it because I think I need a little bit of support. Okay. Something has happened to me that I know has never ever happened to you, Ryan. You looked down and saw a big dick. And it's like a unique problem, but I can't be the only person having this problem. Okay.

But I haven't had it. You definitely haven't had it. But are you saying you hope maybe at least one other Tapa has, can empathize with this scenario? I am certain I can't be the only person that's experienced this, whether it's a Tapa or anybody in the world. It must be happening to other people, but no one's talking about it.

And are you looking just for some camaraderie from someone? You just want to know you're not the only. Or maybe if I'm the one that's like ripping the bandaid off and then people will feel safe to talk about this. Okay. Cause maybe it's one of those things where people go, you know, well, like that's pretty embarrassing. And I don't want to tell people that I have been injured by this thing.

Injury. An injury. Is that a, oh. Unfortunately, I have ripped off my big toenail on my left foot. And isn't that just the worst? So basically what happened, it ripped up and then went back. So the toenail is still there, but she's in a bad way, you guys. She's in a bad way and it's going to have to grow all the way out to like re-bed itself. Is it one of those, do you just have to like rip it out and start again?

Cause sometimes when they grow back, they grow back weird and that's when shit gets fucked up. Yeah. And that's when you get like ingrown toenails and stuff. But the thing is, is that it happened in quite a public place. And I had to just move on and go. And then it was too late to think about any kind of option like that of taking it off.

Cause was it like to in the way you've done it is too embarrassing to make a scene or are you just like, I just got to get home and look. Yep. I was in a public place. I was actually with our producer, Charles at the cafe around the corner. I'm off Charles at the moment. Okay. Fair. That's fine. You guys can deal with that later, but I need support right now. Okay. Okay. I'm on you. I'm off Charles at the moment. Okay, fair. That's fine. You guys can deal with that later, but I need support right now. Okay. I'm on you. I'm off Charles. Poor Charles. He's fine with it. So I've ripped my big toenail off after it got hooked into the bottom of a jibbit on my crocs. Those gibbits. They're a danger to society. No one could have seen it coming.

No one could have seen it coming. I know an idea. Why don't we shove random paraphernalia into our fucking toes and hope everything's fine. Who could have saw that coming? So I'll have Exhibit A available here for everyone to look at. Exhibit A? Yes. This is my left crop.

Hang on. Should this be being submitted into evidence? Am I allowed to touch it with my hand? Do I want to touch it with my hand? It can be touched, yeah. This is my left crop. Hang on. Should this be being submitted into evidence? Am I allowed to touch it with my hand? Do I want to touch it with my hand? You can be touched, yeah. This is my left crop. Right at the front where the big toe would be. Don't you blame my Hawthorn Hawks on this. Hey, our Hawks, right at the front though,

there is a Hawks gibbet. What I will say is it's a black market gibbet. So maybe it's not Crocs's fault. And our Hawks aren't making any profit off that? No, unfortunately. I tried to buy a legit one from them. They don't sell them. Is there going to be a chunk of your toenail on this?

No, they've had a hose down. But what I will say- The fact you've had to hose it down says everything we need to know. How did gibbits work? So if you put your finger, like your hand into the crock, you can feel the disc that they like. Oh, yeah, yeah. So my foot has slipped back, then slipped into it.

My toenail has slipped between the crock and the disc of the gibbet. That is the most foulest thing I've ever heard in my life. I've stepped down. Didn't you squeal? Like didn't you like? I went meh. And then we were at the cafe down the road. Oh, I'm glad you guys having a good time. Probably getting you a coffee. And then a tarpa walked over and was like, Oh my God, love your podcast. Like, I didn't know you worked around here, blah, blah, blah. Does the whole spiel. Charles is holding all the coffees.

I'm like standing there trying to like fucking deal with it. That's a bone croc, you know, blood shows up in that bad boy. That's why it's had the hose out. Um, I've had the hose out. What's that? Did they go, Oh, hey, Tony, love the show. And you go, fuck it. There's literally blood pooling inside my crops.

And so I guess while I do need some support because of the pain of Endured. Can you please say Endured again and sound less like a Kath and Kim character? Endured. Endured? The pain of Endured. I cannot be the first person this has happened to, but I've never heard anybody say it before. I'm gonna take my crock off the table. I feel really stressed.

The crocking question. I'm suddenly feeling the inside of my crocks now. Yes, be very safe. I feel scared. What I could recommend to somebody who's maybe early in the gibs game. Don't put it on your, yeah. Don't put it right at the front.

You've left yours there. Have you not gonna move it back? I, Oh for like, for storytelling purposes. For storytelling purposes, it needed to remain, but I'm moving it now. See, there we go. Keep that bad boy clean.

Are you saying Tony Lodge, who is probably, although Sophie as well, but- That one's got one in the toe as well, my right croc. I've got to change that. You're the one I'd say probably you and so, but pro croc. Yeah. Oh, gee, I was against croc. I know crocs at home. They're really handy because you can just hose the blood right out

and what a handy feature of a shoe. And but are you still pro gibbet or are you? Yeah, I just think it's like back in the day, you know, how you would wear like a feature of a shoe. But are you still pro-jibbit or are you? Yeah. I just think it's like back in the day, you know, how you would wear like a Roxy phone case on your phone, on your knock yard, like 3315, you'd have like your hot pink Roxy phone case. I feel like the gibbits are the phone cases of the 2020s. Okay.

See, I'm a pro-crocs. I wear crocs at home, but I don't have any giblets. And like people have given me giblets. I've just never put them on. You are just like loudly telling me you don't have a personality. No, I think- If I see a plain croc, I go, you're an accountant. Like, that's fucking dull. I see a plain croc and I say, oh, that guy has a personality and doesn't need to make up for it by putting giblets on his crocs.

And that's not adding you, that by putting giblets on his crocs. And that's not adding you, that's adding giblets. As a society. Cause you're just double personality-ing over there. Yeah, I'm double gibbon. You're a personality hire and have fun choosers. I can't handle the fun coming out of Tony Loggins. Do you think though that like,

there is something about like an ironic kind of jibby? Yeah, I get it. Do you know what I mean? I feel like mine are like a semi-ironic jibby. Yeah, but I think- Like I've got tarp on one of my crocs. I think all giblets are ironic giblets. Yeah, they have to be.

You can't be an earnest gibber. Yeah. You can't be. And you have always said that. So I guess, yeah, what I'm looking for is maybe if this like maybe blows the lid off the whole investigation is that people must be going through this but no one's's talking about it.

And I, I just need to know if I'm the first idiot that this has happened to. Um, let's not hold our breath, but I I'm curious and I hope for your sake that someone else says I've done that just so you don't feel as dumb as you probably currently are. So now I wouldn't suck a croc without a sock, just for safety purposes. Straight up. Straight up. Yeah.

Fuck that. But that takes that, like that's half the fun of, and the ease of the croc is just like. Well, I think at home, maybe if I was wearing my home crocs that don't have jibbies in. So I've got my going out crocs that have got my jibbies in them. And then I've got my home crocs that are, you know, for spider killing or, you know, doing the lawn or walking to the pool or something like that. I actually just realized why I haven't worn my crocs for a while. Tell me cause you don't have any jibbies. Cause you're an accountant.

This is going to sound like a flex, but it's not. Okay. You know how in my lounge room, like the ceilings and the windows are kind of tall? Yes. There's just too much natural light. Kills us. Now. So there's a spider, like in the corner of like up top. I've thrown the croc at it and my croc is hooked on the top of the curtains. I need you to drive home right now and take it. It's too high to get it up. And so I lost one croc and I was like, I was like,

I'll throw the other croc up. I'll bridge past me a Birkenstock stock. Well, I'm not giving you a Birkenstock if it's going to end up where that other croc is. I'm like, all right, give me the tea towel. She's like, same. And now there's all sorts of shit. So at the back door where the curtain rail is, there's a whole bunch of stuff up there. And my throws nowhere near the spider.

The spider's like up there watching me going, what? Just watching me lob stuff onto the curtain rail. Anyway, bunch going on in my life. So. I like that. It's like a little art installation up there. One right-handed croc. Yeah.

There's a tea towel and one of Mabel's little sandals. Yeah, so she's after shoes only at the moment because one of the Sandys is up there. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck, we're a sight to see today. Yeah, I got to go up to see though. Let me bring this around after a depressing start to the week. No, not depressing, just like, how silly. You've lost a tone out, Doug. That's fucking heavy. Yeah, it might just like, how silly. You've lost a tone out dog, that's fucking heavy.

Yeah, I might just be knee and Ryan. Because the toe has been injured. No toe, just the knee and Ryan. Knee and Ryan. Vicky Evans, Tarp of Vicky Evans has brought this to my attention. Actually, who's the best in the house for a drum roll? I'll take it on. Go on. The Wiggles are doing a country album.

Good for them. Yeah. Collaborations with Dolly Parton, Laney God, that's so fun. Laney Wilson, Morgan Evans, Troy Casamadaly, Kaylee Lee and Slim Dusty. Slim Dusty? I thought he was dead. That's a big get, I feel. Especially if he's dead.

Yeah. And I was like, and I actually saw that and I was like, good for Slim. Oh, do you reckon that up against, you know, the Beyonce's at the Grammys next year? I think everyone has been inspired by Beyoncé and thank you for her allowing us to do this show. Thank you. It's coming out March 7th and I think this time next year there may be a little

competition for best country album. I think there will be too. Look out Shania Twain. Look out. I'm gonna sit here. I love Shania Twain. Look out. I'm going to get upset here. I love Shania Twain. Do you reckon she wears crocs? Leopard skin? This? She definitely has crocs. Yeah.

And I reckon she's got that, you know the crocs that I've got with the heel? I reckon she's got those. Do you reckon she has... Every time she gets a text message. Or is that maybe? Okay. Okay. You're driving in traffic, right? Yeah.

In Nashville, which I'm guessing is where she lives. You realize you're in the wrong lane, right? I'm really taking you there. You realize you're in the wrong lane and you go, fuck, I really need to change lanes at the last second. And you happen to accidentally cut off a huge Range Rover. And instead of, and instead of,

and instead of, and instead of, and instead of, you hear, you hear, you hear, you hear, it's her car horn.

And you've cut off Shania Twain in traffic and that's what you hear. What car would you have been driving? Well, I've probably rented a Skoda. And she goes, oh, Skoda, it's a nice car. Doesn't impress me much though. And then I go, uh, uh, uh, that's my horn. We've got like a call and response thing going. And then I go, uh, uh, uh, that's my horn.

I've got, we've got like a call and response thing going. I think one- And it's Brad Pitt? He's in the Ferrari in the front. I've cut off the rain driver in the Ferrari in front. Um, tomorrow. Oh. Oh, and here you go.

Could I do my love to see it? I mean, how can you top that? Yeah, I don't know if I can. But Izzy's done a pretty good job. Izzy Moore. I thought your love to see it was Shania Twain. Oh, that is good. Yeah, but now you go.

I do love to see that every day though. Yeah, true, true, true. Did you watch the documentary about Shania Twain that came out like two, three years ago? No, but I'm into music documentaries at the moment. Yeah, it's very good. Anyway, Izzy Moore sentent, he's in Patreon. Izzy said, one of my new year's resolutions was to run my local park run.

Fuck yeah. I've always been scared to run in a group, so it was quite intimidating for me, but today I run my first park run and listening to Tony and Ryan really got me through it and I can't wait to do it again. Izzy says, I'm really proud of myself and definitely a little bit smug. Good on you Izzy. I love that. Our podcast is actually a good length for a park run.

Because it's half an hour. Yeah, I think park runs 5k so. Yeah, so I reckon it would take me about three hours to run 5k so. That's okay. I'll just loop a few episodes. I'll save the week. Back them up. And then yeah.

But I love the running, but I more love the smugness. Yeah. Well, you running while smug, that is necessary. That's the ultimate really. Yeah. Maybe I'll do a park run this week. Thanks, Izzy. No, let's take that back. That's a no from me. You'll get there. Yeah, I'll get there. I know it's one of your things. Yep. Yeah. Yep. You'll get there. Tomorrow on the show, I'm just going to read. Tomorrow on the show. I'm just going to read. It's a Tuesday Slots. Five words.

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